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phoenixkaptain · 1 year

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My favourite part of MDZS is how cool Wei Wuxian is.

Like, we don’t talk enough about how cool he is. He performs Empathy three times. His ability to use a flute is so powerful, the song doesn’t even have to sound good for it to work. He brought a dead guy back to life (kinda sorta).

But especially, I love how Wei Wuxian treats ghosts and corpses! Wei Wuxian just hangs out with corpses, for FUN!! He scares away low-level corpses just by existing! He hears the voices of the dead to the point that he can’t enter a place too full of resentment without getting a headache from the constant chatter.

I also really like the Extra where Wei Wuxian is just like “Well, the ghost will go away when he’s done screaming. I’m not worried about it.” And he just leaves a screaming ghost at some guy’s house so the ghost can move on peacefully (as peacefully as is possible when one moves on by screaming).

I love all of this so much because Wei Wuxian is constantly saying that people have too high of expectations of him. Xue Yang telling him to put Xiao Xingchen’s soul back together is just one example of this. Someone will tell Wei Wuxian to do something and he��ll be like “How powerful do you think I am?!” And it’s like… Wei Wuxian, you spent six hours hanging onto a cursed sword in the Xuanwu’s mouth, you survived three months in the Burial Mounds and then returned to make it into a semi-livable place, you killed at least a thousand people that one time, and you came back from the dead, just to name a few.

Wei Wuxian is so strong. He’s so cool. He is terrifying. He is unstoppable and unflappable if only because he gets over his embarrassment in about fifteen seconds! He just rolls with it! He rolls with anything that happens! He remains Shocked and Apalled by Lan Zhan’s behaviour for all of five minutes before basically going “lol okay”! He told Lan Zhan that he wanted to sleep with him in front of Lan Xichen, Jin Ling, a handful of Jin disciples, and the literal bad guy of the novel!!!

(I’ll never get over that scene. It is so funny.

WWX: “I need to say something, it can’t wait.”

JGY: “Then just say it right now as you are.” (Referring to the fact that Wei Wuxian has a wire wrapped around his throat that can kill him in seconds)

WWX: “Good point! Lan Zhan, we should’ve fucked.”

This scene is so fucking funny, I will absolutely never get over it)

I love powerful protagonists and honestly, Wei Wuxian is at the top of the list when it comes to overpowered protagonists. The only thing that phases him is dogs, and even then, he himself admits that he can get used to their presence as long as they aren’t barking.

TLDR: Wei Wuxian is so powerful and I totally get why Lan Zhan fell for him.

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friendly-neighborhood-furry · 1 year

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been playing stardew valley recently.

i named my pc acorn steve. if you even care /j

#when this cutscene happened i was like “awww!” and then i saw alex up in the corner all like :| and i started scream laughing #stardew valley #sdv #shane sdv #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #alex sdv #alex stardew valley #sdv alex #stardew valley alex #live slug reaction #my edit #tomothy rambles

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pumpkster · 1 year

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2 gluten free turtles for table five

#art tag #rottmnt #raph #raphael #leonardo #this is still the doodles section of the poll #no raphs were harmed during this drawing #its all cgi #or a costume #THANK YOU ROTTMNT FOR MAKING ME GO OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE I LOVE SHAPES #i can rest now #also hi thats me in the corner #kraang raph believes hes slenderman #point and laugh

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lovesickeros · 5 months

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can.. can I ask for an affectionate reader with characters who aren’t normally like… used to the love? like, not just through words but physical affection like hand-holding, kisses, hugs, all that shebang. probably with a few people like yelan, ei, basically any character that is either cut-off from society or seems socially distant or isolated. 😞

☆ affectionate reader with yelan, ei, & furina

[ 4.2 Archon Quest spoilers ]

× yelan

Varies between how you display your affection, to be honest. Just like being affectionate with people? She's cool with it as long as you don't pop by while she's working (mostly because she'll end up dragging you into it for a bit of fun). I don't think she's all that touchy feely herself, but she'll absolutely get you gifts instead– like pretty knick nacks? She'll make sure to snag any she thinks you might like. Like a good meal? Sure, she'll take you out to one of the restaurants in the city, doesn't matter how expensive. Her treat. If you do prefer physical gifts rather then being taken out, you'll eventually get used to the random unmarked letters and packages showing up where your staying pretty often. It's obvious to know who it came from even if she never signs anything.

Flirty reader, though? Whole nother can of worms and now it's a challenge. The more confident you are the more interested she is. The other acolytes would absolutely seethe at the idea but she has no hesitation at just straight up flirting back– she's as charismatic as they come and she's got a poker face that's basically impenetrable. She'll probably also make a bet to see who cracks first (she always wins, unsurprisingly). Probably won't get dragged into any of her schemes this way but if you ask politely maybe she'll consider it, anyway.

The smell of freshly brewed tea and the clatter of dice across wood was a common sight at the Yanshang Teahouse– less common was the woman secluded in the far corner, her lips pulled into a grin that flashed fangs and a look that would scare off the most confident of men.

She'd normally try to scope out any new blood that'd made the mistake of stepping into her teahouse and was equally stupid enough to accept a gamble against her just for the thrill of it, but she was far too absorbed in the warm body at her side, one of her die clasped tightly in their hand as she guided them through the motions– they had a knack for it, she had to admit. The thought made her preen, the clatter of the die as it rolled across the table giving her that subtle, familiar rush.

Even if she knew exactly where it'd land.

"Six. Hm, maybe you're just lucky," She muses, plucking the die from the table and holding it up to her eye like a prized jewel, "Or maybe you're not as innocent as you'd have us believe." There's a sharp glint in her eyes at the prospect, but everyone else has the sense to keep their heads down and their words to themselves as she tosses the die herself.

"So why don't we find out and make a bet, just between you and me?"

× ei

Varies between Ei and the Shogun, because you'll probably be seeing either as much as the other. Sometimes you gotta really squint to tell who it is sometimes, but you get used to it. Both are fairly similar, though, in that their first instinct (especially in public) is to tense up like you're about to attack them or something. Difference is Ei eventually relaxes after a solid minute of trying to process your sudden affection and, if no one else is around, she might even reciprocate. Just don't tease her for being a little stiff and awkward about it, she's trying. That's what happens when your only company is a robot and uh. Nothing. For like 500 years. She's trying. Raiden, on the other hand, is just about as awkward as you can imagine. She's polite (blunt) about it because Ei is fond of you and also you are. The Creator. But she's not really built to deal with personal relationships and so she doesn't know how to deal with affection.

..Depending on what you do you may or may not blue screen Ei hard enough that she retreats back to PoE

Ei usually isn't fond of sitting still, unless it's to meditate. At least then she goes in with a purpose, something to achieve– but now, she's just focused on trying not to make a fool of herself. Her muscles are starting to ache from how hard she's tensing, though, in an effort to sit as straight and still as possible as their hands glide through her hair, weaving it into a single braid.

She can just barely hear the subtle lilt of their voice as they hum– and though it is soothing, it is also..very distracting. She can't focus long enough to try and meditate, too lost in the gentle rise and fall of their voice and the care they take to braid her hair. If she'd had a heart, she'd sure it'd be beating so wildly against her ribcage they could hear it.

But then it stops– their hands fall back to their sides and their humming falters. She freezes, too, racking her brain for any slights she must have committed. Instead, she is met with a calm, tender touch on the back of her neck, making her inhale sharply.

"Am I making you uncomfortable, Ei? You're so tense.." She has to grit her teeth to stop herself from bowing so low her head presses against the ground, her hands folded in her lap, clenching instinctively. "..No, Divine One." She answers simply, trying to contain the adoration swelling in her chest.

Yet as much as she tries to relax, to ease their worries, she finds that she cannot.

"Hm." That small murmur, a simple sound that nearly made her jump, was the only warning she got before they scooted closer, wrapping their arms around her stomach and resting their chin on her shoulder with a grin she would liken to Miko's, if she dared to make such a comparison. "Really?"

She swears she must've been feverish at the affection, lightheaded and dazed until she thought she might simply perish at the brush of their hands against her own.

Much to her embarrassment, however, she doesn't realize she's instinctively pulled back into Plane of Euthymia until she sees the familiar dull purples engulf her vision once again.

Though only a small solace, it seemed a little..brighter, this time.

× furina

Varies between pre 4.2 and post 4.2 archon quests to be honest.

Pre 4.2 she comes off as very vain– of course the most Divine would see fit to spoil her with affection! She deserves it, and is obviously their favorite! Just don't look too hard because she's terrible at hiding how flustered she actually is. Absolutely goes home right after and screams into her pillow for at least thirty minutes minimum.

Post 4.2 she's a lot more openly bashful and flustered. She's really not used to affection and even the smallest show of it has her folding immediately. Now that she doesn't need to worry about being found out she's a lot more receptive to affection. Cup her cheeks and compliment her and her knees are buckling. Like. Especially weak for compliments and praise (she deserves it. please spoil her).

She swears she must be hallucinating– she had been having trouble sleeping recently. But..no. The visage of the Creator was as real as the sweat beading on her brow as she stared at them for a long, awkward moment. Should..she let them in? But then they'd see the pathetic state she was in, and the last thing she wanted to do was make a fool of herself in front of them-!

Her choice was quickly made for her, anyway, as she let out an undignified squeak of surprise when they suddenly tugged her forward into their chest, enclosing her in a hug.

Her first reaction was to freeze– her second was becoming absolutely flustered, her cheeks flushing a soft pink and her mouth closing and opening as she tried to find her words.

"I– ah..um." She stumbled over her words instead, floundering like a fish out of water. Yet she felt a distinct sense of emptiness wash over her when they finally pulled back, looking a touch sheepish. "Sorry, sorry– you just looked like you needed a hug."

The silence spoke for itself, her shoulders tensing slightly. But the way the concern and affection bled through their voice made her waver, her hands trembling as she let out a shaky breath that almost sounded like a sigh.

"It's..It's fine! Fine, I'm fine." She repeated, trying desperately to ignored the way her voice cracked and how hot her face felt– though it was more an attempt to affirm herself that she was not thinking about how warm they felt, how much she..actually enjoyed the hug. She wasn't thinking about it all! Absolutely not!

..Maybe a little.

"Just warn me next time, please?"

#asks #sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #yelan #furina #ei #THIS DIDNT SHOW UP IN MY INBOX UNTIL LIKE #NOVEMBERBIM SORRY IM ANSERRING IT SO LATE??????#tumblr working right is a miracle that will never happen #anyway can u tell i have. biases. there r so many characters I wanted to write for this (shenhe.........) but I forced myself to limit it #to 4 for my own sanity and everyones elses #also didnt know if u wanted just yan or sagau so I went for my specialty 🧍‍♂️#was gonna include my beloved cryo archon but decided against it #ei the pathetic lesbian that u r....mwah #I'm sorry this took so long it took me 50 yrs to figure out yelan.. 😭#i am still not confident abt my characterization of her but shes so good at her job even im confused abt her #reading her lore crying and sobbing in the corner. shaking her like a can of soda #checks note idk uhh cocky doesnt let herself form personal relationships charismatic uhhhhhhhh #idk dont ask me i just started praying and hoping for the best here #i think she'd get a kick out of getting reader into like. fudging rolls and shit. create an absolute menace out of reader #set them loose and see what chaos happens #just kicks back and watches it all unfold internally laughing her ass off #i didnt know whether to just do headcanons in uh. bulleted list or like #full on drabbles

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almostsweetangel · 2 years

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how does he even get in people's houses

PRINTS | KO-FI

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis spoilers #dhmis colin #dhmis shrignold #colin the computer #shrignold the butterfly #warren the eagle #warren the worm #lbr shrignold Baby Pigeon Charismatic Cult Leader would and could beat the shit out of warren #he has the charisma. the pleasant voice. the charm. he's a fucking cult leader.#i feel like he'd see warren and go oh ive never seen God's Mistake in tangible form before. can you go away please it's offensive to my eye #colin wheezing and laughing in the corner filming everything in 4k

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fried-manto · 8 months

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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!#we thank shuichi for existing everyday (praying hands emoji)#HAPPY BDAY TO THE MAN WHO GOT ME INTO THIS HELLHOLE #THANK YOU FOR BEING SO HOT AND CUTE AND SMART AND HOT AND SO SO SOSOSOSOSO CUTE!!!!!!!#traditional art cuz i did not trust myself enough to be able to make anything good with digital #LIVE LOVE LAUGH COLOUR PENCILS #fuck my camera quality tho what the actual fuck #this is literally the best one i could use after like 10 takes WITH filters #alr wishing yalls can just come into my house to admire the real thing #ill get better at digital art and next year ILL CREATE SOMETHING TRULY OUT OF THE WORLD FOR HIM!!!#danganronpa shuichi #shuichi saihara #drv3 shuichi #kokichi oma #he's the hand in the upper left corner btw if you cant see it properly #kokichi ouma #kaede akamatsu #hand on the right but honestly you can just interpret that as anyone as well #ndrv3 killing harmony #ndrv3 kin #ndrv3 #danganronpa v3 #my art

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daily-ethoslab · 2 months

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my bad for not adding skizz won't happen again

#i didnt forget him I promise I don't know why I left him out #i love zkizz this is a sin I should repent or something #tt #i think its cause I don't have a good design for him and this was a lower effort drawing and i cant just draw him normally #he has to be weird and fucked up u know #and I've drawn him a lot but I didn't want to put in the energy at the moment #same as to why they arnt laughing in this drawing #cause I can't just slap an XD face on them and call it a day cause their poses would look weirdly stiff #then I would have to complicate the poses and I didn't feel like doind that cause I'm lazy #no its cause I spent a lot of my drawing energy earlier and I didn't want to burn out so I cut a few corners #i dont know where the line is sometimes #what's low effort and what's me trying to take it easy #I hope this doesn't come off as me venting I'm trying to reflect haha #anyways silly skizz doodle #this should inspire me to stay up a little later to do a few skizz designs tho #wegh

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sidetongue · 8 months

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look at hims dancy legs

#there was a very friendly border collie that he was feeling a bit worried about #a few weeks ago he turned a blind corner and rushed up to say hi to two cattle dogs #on leash #and they were not appreciative #one snapped at him and he screamed and ran back #and then was very weary and sad for the rest of the walk #the owners were very very sweet and also a little unaware that their dogs were being spicy lol #but they had every right to be angry that a giant red idiot sped round a corner and crashed into them #luckily they laughed it off #whereas i was a shaking mess and very ashamed of my child's behaviour #anyway i was like great here comes the fear reactivity towards other dogs #but thankfully it has dulled his enthusiasm without creating reactivity #he now cautiously assesses other dogs before greeting and honestly its much more pleasant #thank you scary cattle dog #it was miller checking in to make sure the red dog isn't a total flunk #sprig #dogs

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sophieswundergarten · 8 months

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There should be, like, evil fic exchanges.

Where you take a list of things that bug someone (Not something that scares them!! Nothing triggering!!! Just mildly irritating) and then try and write the most annoying fic you can, designed specifically for that person

#Akfjfdjdjdj #I can't stop thinking about the one Curio arranged #LOVE YOU CURIO :D #But also I thought I'd be a funny thing to see who would voluntarily participate #Like when fic writers laugh to themselves when the comments are all threatening to eat their floorboards #Ajdjfjdjddj #Ignore me I'm going insane over here in my own little corner #not mbs

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saltyfryz · 4 months

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#my art #xpaucard #stardust!sans #cloud!papyrus #i wanted to add the rest of my skeleton crew buy i couldn't fit the rest in #so ill just describe what i wanted them doing #well #i didn't have have an idea for Topaz cypher and hyde #but Patch was supposed to be hiding in the tree while Stickers tried getting him down #Retro would be laughing at them #and Plum would be chugging eggnog in the corner

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kalofi · 6 months

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Late to this but after seeing your „inside joke“ Shuggy comic I really can’t shake the thought of them meeting again after 20 years as adults, having to work together for whatever reason, with Buggy vehemently trying not to rekindle any positive emotions he may or may have had about Shanks in the past, failing spectacularly, culminating in an uncharacteristically honest and emotional scene were they talk about things they both wanted to never acknowledge again.

So after all of that, after all that bonding and those vulnerable, absolutely devastating moments were they dove into those years of hurt and uncertainty together, what is the one thing that Shanks tells Buggy as he boards his ship again, an honest smile on his lips and a thumbs up?

„And Buggy? Go kill yourself.“

Buggy, who in fact does NOT remember that time he told Shanks to go unalive himself when they were teens and tried play it off as a joke and even less expected Shanks to actually think this was their little personal inside thing: „GH- YOU- WHU? *indignant confused clown sputtering*

im laughing SO hard at this im actually crying oh my GOOOODDDDDD deep breaths deep breaths thats so funny im hysterical gosh.

no like thank you actually i was tossing around doing a follow up to the initial comic with a premise sort of like this where theyre older and buggy forgot his one off comment but ofc shanks remembers bc shanks holds every memory of their time together very near and dear to his heart and so they reconnect and he’ll say it offhand lighthearted and ruin buggy’s life (again).

you played it out so beautifully though like this is more genius than anything i could ever come up with god theyre the worst arent they. theyre the absolute worst.

#I LOVE YOOUUU THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IM SERIOUS #like wiping the corners of my eyes type of laugh bc i started tearing up wow.#STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME! /lh #op #shuggy #yeah im putting this in my shuggy tag its too good #kalofi’s asks

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coffeexxcigarettes · 12 days

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Make Them Laugh

Always the clown,

Never the protagonist.

The comedic relief,

Destined to fade into the background

At the point of climax.

Somebody to be recalled with smiles,

Lingering only for the laughter.

"You were really funny."

Being the first noticable trait,

The only remarkable attribute.

At least sparking joy within them

Brings calmness to the demons

Who scream endlessly inside you.

If you destroy everything you touch,

It's only natural to let your shame

Be your saving grace.

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arquennial · 4 months

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The STR 8 boys throw down 🙈

Doodle of Chapter 23 of my Gale/Tav fic in which the gang play a truly absurd game of Truth or Dare 💖

#bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 fanfiction #my art #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #astarion ancunin #meanwhile the 18 STR girlies are ded #karlach absolutely losing her shit laughing in a corner

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dol-dee · 8 days

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I wonder, does Avery actually react when you get back from Remys farm/ does she chew you out about where you've been or does she not care at all?

I think I saw Whitney reacting to it in game? But who else? (cause I feel like I missed out. Nobody seemed to care not even Robin 😔)

#Avery immediately drags Dee into the car (she hits her head on the way down) and explodes in her face bc she had to settle for her second-#-favorite chewtoy < ignore that she never admitted that #Would avery even believe the farm story is my question #Dee cagely tries to avoid the full story until Avery has her essentially backed into a corner (literally. The car doors are locked BTW)#Avery only believes her once she stops hiding behind her backpack; takes her clothes off and shows her the 'damage'#Avery would laugh in her face i think dfsdf. She'd find it incredibly entertaining.#'You're chest was big before but you could pass as an actual cow now" < it takes every muscle in dees body to not react #dol rambles #sorry I'm back with my deevery delusions #avery the businessbutch #dee the defiant

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fatuismooches · 9 months

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Hihhihi I am full of thoughts and I will explode if I do not share them💥💥

Dottore with a reader scared of doctors has simply dug a hole into my brain!! Just reader always running away when they need their blood drawn or a vaccination, the segments having to chase them down and reader hiding in every nook and cranny(not excluding the top of a wardrobe and being cornered by 10 clones) or literally breaking down at just the sight of eye drops (because I cannot stand them and I'm self indulging 😭) of course Dottore tries to make everything as simple and calming as possible! (Will definitely let you hold a segment's hand or hold you in his lap!!) He absolutely has cutesy little bandaids just for reader as well! Along with giving you candy and a kiss after! (But being the bastard he Is he will tease you about it 😔)

EFWDOUWDB THANK U FOR THESE THOUGHTS I LOVEEEEE THEM😭😭🥺 Please Dottore probably thinks you're joking with him at first because really?? Your own husband is a doctor and you're scared of doctors?? He doesn't even believe you until you actually start running away, he finds it ironic and amusing yet exasperating at the same time 💀 Like... he has done wayyyy worse things but you're scared of him giving you a shot? That's where you draw the line? Regardless you absolutely dread this stuff to the point where he's realized that if he doesn't want a wild goose chase in his lab, he has to come up with a plan to get you to relax.

He will make fun of you no doubt because he thinks it's a strange fear to have considering the kind of person he is 😭 though eventually he'll get used to it and make your check-ups as quick and efficient as possible. You may be scared of going to the doctors... but you'll happily go to his lap anyway :)

#smooches talks #THIS IS SO CUTE IM EVAPORATING #ty a hole is now in my brain too...#the idea of dottore doing genuine doctor things bc of his lover always makes me laugh #nahhh cuz the clones would be communicating inside their heads abt ur whereabouts and how to corner u without any violence 💀#shennigans in dottores lab pt ???#hehe the child clone designed the band-aids for u 💖#dottore love notes <3

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