#-> never cheating

[pollyna]

What makes Sarah cry harder than she would have thought she would during Tom's funeral is the absence of the Annapolis ring. She knew she lost Tom way before the cancer and way before the divorce, but still, that piece of jewellery was with him since the day she met him and he never took it out of his hand.

It's a lost ring until she doesn't start seeing a glimpses of it one day, when Maverick starts coming around to fix this and that - from the door of the garden house to that stupid window Tom sweared he called the handyman to repair it. Sometimes Bradley is there with him, but most of the time, he's around alone, and she is flattered, how could she not be when Pete Mitchell looks like that on the verge of his sixties?

But then, she sees the shape of it when Pete is moving a particularly heavy pot, and then it's the particular colour of the gem that stands against his white t-shirt but all she can think is that it's all a big enough coincidence.

Until she doesn't find him, sitting behind Tom's desk and playing with his ring and she wants to be furious with him because that's her late husband's ring and what right has he to wear it? What right he has to be in her life and flirt with her while he's wearing something like that?!

She feels like she is going to scream and kick him out and demand the ring back because what the actual- Pete's voice is soft and even if Sarah can only see his hands and the ring she knows he's crying.

"It- it's good to be around here. Not the same, never the same, but you're less far away. It doesn't make sense, but most of the times even your face didn't make sense, and yet, here we are. You said it would have helped but you know what I see, everytime I remember I'm wearing it? The day on the beach, with Bradley running around and Carole's yellow dress and how you used a paper to cover our faces while we kissed. If I close my eyes I can still feel your hands around my face and how your ring was cold even when everything was hot and sweaty."

She takes a step back, and then another. When he comes out of Tom's study, eyes still a little red she offers him a cup of tea and smiles. The ring resting on Pete's chest.

#tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #sarah kazansky #no cheating #-> never cheating #past relationships #the navy ring #tom and sarah were divorced #still grief is a strange thing #it kinda suck as thihg? don't really like it lol

[violent138]

More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat #Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong #There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet #“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money #identity shenanigans #watchtower shenanigans #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Barry Allen #Superbat #Clark Kent #Superman #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman headcanon #jla #justice league headcanon

[tubbytarchia]

In my head this was funny ok

#*only two species of moths can actually damage clothing but you never know when one might have a revenge plot against you #shiny duo #pearlecentmoon fanart #geminitay fanart #scott smajor fanart #trafficblr #trafficshipping #<-- just in case #gnawing holes into your cheating partner's clothes. just girly things #the longer I spent drawing this the unfunnier it became but at the very least you can look at shiny duo braiding #tubby art

[blitheringbongus]

Personally I think they’d be cute

#BEEN shipping them for over a year I thinkkk?? #gods I wish the bachelors were polyamourous so I could marry both Harvey and Shane without it being immoral #I care a LOT about the feelings if these fictional pixel men I could NEVER cheat on either #my art #queued #sdv #stardew valley #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #stardew #stardew vally #sdv harvey #stardew harvey #sdv shane #stardew shane #sdv harvey fanart #sdv shane fanart #stardew harvey fanart #stardew shane fanart #shane x harvey #harvey x shane #sharvey #hane #??? I don’t think these guys even have ship names- #oh well #they’re in LOVE in my HEART #pickled peppers #dr pepper

[egophiliac]

ok so as someone still relatively new to TWST (and someone just taking the events as they come to EN instead of keeping up with the JP side) and as a Jack Howl simp

I am of the (CORRECT) opinion that he should absolutely get an Applepom look because... fwuffy. and hat with ear holes. and he'd be SO insistent that he's used to the cold and doesn't need it but he will take it once it's insisted on because he's polite and won't refuse Gramma Felmier

Also I think a fun twist on the "someone's sled breaks and their plushie tears so they have to come up with another idea" bit from the other event is that Jack goes wolf mode to pull the sled (because as said in his starsending wish he pulls sleds back at home on breaks to try and get faster as a wolf!)

I'm biased though because I need more Jacc in my life

Thoughts?

thank you anon for bringing the mental image of harveston Jack into my life. he would be SO fluffy...so warm...he would haul so many apples...

also while I love the imagery of him pulling the sled, I feel like that would probably get them insta-disqualified. :( unless they can somehow 1) convince the judges that this enormous talking wolf is actually a very well-made plush, and 2) get Jack to go along with it (I do think Jack would instantly respect Marja as being more alpha or whatever and would have to, like, choose between his sense of JUSTICE, or going along with cheating at this sporting event so an authority figure doesn't get mad at him) (...wait this is just the plot of episode 2 again) (DANGIT)

#art #twisted wonderland #marja would never stand for cheating though. this is NOT how she became idia's sports anime waifu. #that said we deserve a jack in cuddly winter knits #maybe next winter-themed event... #if i remember right he also canonically snowboards and now i suddenly want a card of that #i want to see whatever weird fantasy twist on snowboarding they would do for an event #jack: for contrived reasons i need 3-5 peers to join my traditional hometown competition where the boards are made of candy or whatever #no you don't understand it would be like...peppermint-themed and extremely cute. i actually do very much want this now. #(sorry to keep doing the marker-style stuff i'm just having fun with ~brushes~) #(also sorry for taking forever with this) (stuff is busy right now!) #(eyes slide away from inbox timestamps...)

[moominsuki]

my favourite bakugou x you trope is the one where he randomly gets thrown 10 years into the future by a villain with you (or to spice things up, his current gf/ “situationship” who isn’t you) by his side and they discover that bakugou is a number 1 pro hero now who’s very established, agency and billboards - the whole nine and he’s chuffed, he really is.

he tries to keep a low profile as he doesn’t want to alter the future and change the past but he sees you across the street - decade older, very pretty you donning a wedding ring on your finger and he’s sick, practically throwing up when he also sees a baby in your pram that he’s sure isn’t his…

until he sees his future self exit a building and scoop you up into his arms, then leaning down to pick said baby from its seat - and the baby is the spitting image of bakugou.

he has to hide behind the alleyway bin to alleviate his breathing.

#this is my favourite trope #and you guys aren’t together 10 years prior so #katsuki NEVER cheats so he wonders how you both came about #he’s had. a THING for you but you’re beautiful and nice so he didn’t think much #bakugou x reader #bakugo x reader #bakugou imagine #katsuki bakugo x reader #༝˚૮ .♡ katsuki.

[tricoufamily]

random townie makeovers

#simmers arguing over if akira or salim is the hottest san myshuno sim i always thought it was arun personally..... #but he's a married man he'd never cheat on jesminder ok i respect it #ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #townie makeover #townie makeovers #arun bheeda #jesminder bheeda #anaya jang #baako jang #billie jang #lilith vatore #caleb vatore

[felsicveins]

I've seen Otto flirt with every brother but ONE!! I desperately need to see Otto brutally rejected by a happily married Bruce(and possibly salty Brandi??)

Is this in the cards for Otto 🤨

He can dish it out but he certainly can't take it

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #brozone #trolls oc #trolls ocs #trolls oc otto #I KNEW HER SHE WAS THE. SHE WAS THE S L U T #obviously bruce is fucking with him he would never cheat #Bruce is drinking water btw #everyone on anon why are yall afraid . i guess i dont mind all that much cause then i can just screenshot and not feel bad #its just funny

[theandrosaur]

Zane got all the brain cells except none of the ninjas escape the buffoonery. Not even him.

+Cole wears You-know-who's shirt.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #zane julien #jay walker #kai smith #cole brookstone #I'm divided between Zane embodiment of calmness and Zane as goofy as others #he contains multitude #notes: #Kai broke up story is a lie #they all will never say anything against Zane #if he says it #its true #zane knows it and love to watch them be stupid for him #he would never cheat for a race tho #ooc moment #my art #saw the john cena crop top on my tl and knew what to do #o7

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Ice cheats at literally every board game and it drives Mav crazy

He’s just so good at it, no one ever notices except Mav because he’s paying attention only to Ice to catch him, and he still fails most of the time

No one expects Iceman Kazansky to cheat at anything, which just makes Mav angrier because no one fucking believes him

And Ice just sits back and looks at him as he slowly descends to madness

#Ice is a cheating bastard and I know it #he’s perfected his technique over the years and he can literally cheat at anything #even things you never thought you could cheat at #he does it for fun and to drive Mav crazy #Bradley lowkey knows about it but still pretends not to believe Mav cause it’s funny #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #I missed my babies so much

[cholvoq]

Eddie study/cheat sheet is here! :D

This genuinely helped me so much bc while I draw him all the time, I’ve always been more confident drawing Steve over Eddie. Just know I’ll be drawing Eddie like this a LOT more now

#eddie munson #eddie munson fanart #character study #character cheat sheet #art reference #if you guys want Robin or Nancy I will happily oblige #he looks so pookie here #like I never realized how round his features were

[amber-laughs]

no offense to the general public but when people say catelyn knowing about R+L=J would’ve changed her and jon’s relationship i know they don’t get catelyn’s character.

if ned had told catelyn the truth about jon it would not have made their marriage stronger it would have ruined it. telling his wife he puts jon’s safety above her children’s (which is exactly what he was doing) would put an end to the love in their marriage she would hate him. catelyn would’ve hated jon even more if she knew who he was because he was an even greater danger to her children. ned made traitors of all the starks without even telling them, if anyone ever found out they would have all been executed. she would’ve slit jon’s throat herself and maybe ned’s too

#‘but he never cheated on her’ BUT she doesn’t give a fuck #she’s got bigger shit to worry about #this is one of my favorite topics #R+L=J #catelyn tully #jon snow #ned stark #nedcat #house stark #catelyn stark #game of thrones #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire

[captainofthestrangestship]

Like I know this is just supposed to be some friendly ribbing about the differences in build between Kelley and Urban but its way more fun to interpret it as TOS Kirk wanting to fuck AOS McCoy.

#star trek #AOS #TOS #leonard mccoy #james t kirk #mckirk #IDW comics #sorry i dont make the rules #what can i say i like the idea of tos!Kirk/aos!mccoy #i think part of it is because tos!kirk would be the older one and that would change their dynamic #tos!kirk would be like why do you never smile? #i wonder if aos!mccoy would find it hard to believe that tos!kirk cheated on the kobayashi maru #he would be insulted on his jim's behalf that he got rewarded for it instead of put on review #i just think it would be fun to force them to interact #love TOS McCoy being like IM TOO BUSY TOO WORKOUT JIM

[istadris]

Bowser : why is Green Mario here ?? I didn't kidnap anyone this week ! Won't you pests leave me alone ?? You have a death wish or what, you wimpy little-

Luigi, scruffed by the collar : ah, I'm-I'm-I'm here for the job offer actually.

Bowser : what job offer ??

Luigi : *holds up an ad for a croupier job*

Kamek : that tracks, Sire, the casino is hiring these days.

Bowser : You ?? A dealer in MY casino ?? Since when do you that ??

Luigi, shrugging : it's-a been a while but I used to do that as a side job during my studies. I saw the ad, got nostalgic, and-

Bowser : Pah !! As if I would hire you ! I'm NOT gonna let you turn my casino into a joke ! Bet you can't even hold a deck properly !

Luigi, glaring : bet I can beat you at any card game.

Bowser, too vexed to think : DEAL !

*

Bowser, 2 hours later : ...what just happened.

Kamek : you promised him the job if he beat you, Your Baffledness.

Bowser : HOW IS HE THAT GOOD ?? He must have cheated!! I can't give him the job !!

Kamek : Sire, you gave your word-!

Bowser, grinning devilishly : he wants to work for me ? Oh, is he gonna love his new job...

#super mario bros #miscellaneous mario madness #bowuigi #sorta ? #i just listened to that world 8 theme in 3D world and it slaps #but also made me think of Luigi's casino gig #anyway Bowser keeeps trying to find out how Luigi cheats. except he never does. #Luigi is still a nervous mess outside of a poker table but when he sits down he gets in the zone #dealer Luigi in Bowser's casino AU

[spoondrifts]

naberius is one of those characters that's really easy to laugh at but if you think about him for more than a few seconds his entire deal becomes inescapably and horrendously tragic

#he never thought anyone would cheat on him but of course they always did #he could sew so well ianthe was jealous #how and when did he learn to sew. what was he thinking every time he spent hours gelling his hair in the mirror. i need to know more abt him #naberius tern #ianthe tridentarius #coronabeth tridentarius #the locked tomb #tlt #locked tomb

[frownyalfred]

Bruce stays away from any and all casual events for his friends and family — JL member get-togethers, school acquaintances’ events, birthday parties for the batkids’ civilian girlfriends/boyfriends etc — because people rarely pass up the chance to proposition Bruce Wayne and it hurts to see how his presence ruins things, every single time.

Dick stopped bringing his new girlfriends around the first time it happened. By the fourth time, he brings them around on the second date just to see if they’ll try to sleep with his father before they get too serious.

#thoughts #was watching fleabag ok #does this make sense #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #dc comics #everyone’s like hide your wives Bruce Wayne is here #but secretly Bruce feels awful and never encourages outright cheating if he can avoid it