Crazy Ass Things I Remembered From Wizards of Waverly Place
Family wizard competition has destroyed many families
Alex secretly created a clone of Justin years ago and sent him to a University
Said clone dropped out and became a vagabond
Angels hang out inside the Hollywood sign
The series shared the same universe with Hannah Montana, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and That’s so Raven
Dragons are just regular sized lizards with wings
Dragons can end up looking exactly like a dog
There’s magical slavery
Leprechauns are kept in cages in a restaurant
Plastic is immune to magic
Shakira isn’t real
Shakira is a alter-ego made up by their uncle
Since Shakira isn’t real that means that Shakira isn’t real in Suite Life, Hannah Montana, and That’s So Raven since they share the same universe
There’s spell that can reverse time and another that can stop time but they’re barely used
Max was turned into a girl for several episodes
There were moments where he started to enjoy being a girl and moments where he didn’t
Max has an onscreen kill count of 3 people
one of the people he killed just wanted to give everyone magic
Max created a bunch of monsters using magic
Said monsters apparently killed the majority of monster hunters so Max has a larger kill count
Alex “defeated” said monsters by sending them to Spain (this is never elaborated)
Justin created a monster in the same method as Frankenstein (it is unknown where he got said body parts to create her)
The monster who was named Frankie is actually pretty nice but was sent to Monster Jail and never appeared again
Some magician’s sibling turned his girlfriend into a bird
The bird turns back into a human but the man liked her better as a bird and turned her into a bird again
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It's worth $970 million so I guess...-Jen
How the fuck do you price that? That's so weird. -David
You know there's some art person that that puts a number on it ....So by our Wizards logic it would be worth $970 million.. -Jen
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the russo kids were the only disney sitcom teens who weren’t completely insufferable because they all worked customer service
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I was thinking and I wanted to see if anyone else sees my vision 😂.
Tbh, Alex Russo and Justin Russo from “Wizards of Waverley Place” remind me of Ashley and Andrew, I’m referring to their appearances and how I think they have a somewhat similar dynamic. Alex and Justin have a, well, normal sibling relationship though lmaooo, and they live a more unproblematic life than Ashley and Andrew do. Still hectic though considering that they’re wizards lol.
WOWP was one of my favorite shows growing up!
The full sentence that gets cut off at the bottom: “Justin has also shown to be quite caring and overprotective of Alex, such as in Wizards vs. Werewolves where he both emotionally and physically protects his sister from Mason.”
Also, Justin is two years older than Alex, just like how Andrew is two years older than Ashley.
Like this is literally Andrew and Ashley irl are you kidding me??? 😭. They’d just have to put some black clothes on lol.
For fun, I thought I’d include some parallels 🤭:
Ashley and Alex kinda radiate the same energy, at least I think they do. Tbh Justin and Andrew kinda do too. I feel like people who have watched WOWP and played TCOAAL might get what I’m saying haha.
I wish I saved it because now I can’t find it, but there was an image of a scene from the show where Alex says she doesn’t have a library card, then Justin tells her “yes you do, I got you one” or something along those lines. That sounds like something Andrew would do 😭.
Last one!:
This last gif of Alex and Justin is so cute??? I love it lol. So yeah, If I had to fan cast people as Ashley and Andrew it would definitely be those two.
Doing research for this post led me down a Justin and Alex rabbit hole lmao, no complaints though. It’s fitting because recently I learned that Justin + Alex was actually a popular ship back in the day! Honestly… I see the vision. I never really thought about it before, but now I’m like wait 👀🤔 It makes sense actually, likeee they look good together 🤭.
Credit goes to the owners of the gifs used btw, I found all of them online.
This post was fun to make! I hope others see my vision lmao.
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