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gojos-fr-bae · 16 days

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𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔇𝔬 𝔓𝔱. 1 (ℜ𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡)

Pairing: CEO!Gojo x Fem!Lawyer!Reader

Warnings: Cursing, drinking, smoking, strippers, giving head, thoughts of su1c1de, mentions of sex, vomiting, shameless flirting

Word Count: 2.2K

A/N: Heyyyy, so I finally redid this. It is mostly just part 1 and 2 together but I fixed it up to make it make more sense. I hope this is more like, uk, coherent and enjoyable to read. Hope you enjoyyyyy ❤️

Minors DNI

A lawsuit.

He scoffed at the thought that someone would dare try to make an attack at him. He thought that it took a certain level of stupidity to try to attack the CEO of the most powerful tech company in Korea.

For once, someone had managed to leave his army of lawyers speechless.

A person was suing Gojo Industries because their phone had exploded in their hand. This at first didn't phase him. But as he sat there being served a 20,000 dollar fine, he couldn't help but stare at the woman who had caused his amazement as she walked out celebrating her victory with her client and associates.

How...curious.

That was a week ago, a week before he had to sit through the most brutal court hearings he had ever experienced.

"Did you find her?" Gojo asked his assistant Nanami as he entered his office.

"Yes actually, now get off my back," He said in his monotone voice, slamming the file down on his desk

"Thanks Nanamiiin," He said, giving him his signature toothy grin, opening the file. "And you reached out?"

"Yes, her contract with Hanbada ends in two days and I've already scheduled an interview tomorrow at 11am."

"Alright that's all, you may leave."

"Now that that's settled, what the fuck are you thinking!?" Nanami asked, speaking to Gojo not as his assistant but as his friend.

"What do you meeean, why do I have to have some hidden motive to hire such a brilliant person to my legal team?"

"Well first of all, that's the first time I've heard you use the word brilliant in reference to anyone but yourself EVER, and second of all the last time you did this it was with that lady in marketing and got caught fucking her in the board room,"

"...details, details, wanna go to the club?" he asked, getting and picking his phone and car keys.

"Sure I guess," Nanami replied, sighing and taking off his tie, "But lay off the drugs for once will you, we have a meeting tomorrow morning and I don't need you to show up wrecked like last time."

"We both know I can't promise you that," He said, turning around to face his friend and lighting a cigarette.

"So, you excited for that interview you got comin' up?" your best friend Toji asked, placing your wine on the coffee table while opening his bottle of beer and sitting next to you on the floor.

"Mmm, I don't know, it's for the company I went against in my last case."

"The asshole who kept staring at you in court?"

"The very same."

"Fuckin' shit" He groaned, taking u gulp of his beer "Need me to take you?'

"Nah it's ok, if he does anything weird I'll kick his junk and call you.

"That's my girl" Toji laughed before playing the movie and pulling you into his side. "If that doesn't work pull out your knife and aim for the jugular."

"Yes sir."

"Satoru get your ass up so we can leave this shit hole." Nanami seethed at his so calledbest friend who was currently fucking some random stripper's throat. He was absolutely zooted.

"F-fuck Nanamiin, come on don-mmmhh," Gojo groaned, puffs of shisha escaping his lips.

"Fucking asshole," Nanami whispered under his breath, planning how he would murder his stupid friend. Why on earth did he still put up with his bs.

Everything hurts.

His head hurts, his arms hurt, his legs hurt. But worst of all, is the ache he felt in his heart. It was so unbearable it caused him to shed silent tears, wishing for his torture to end.

Why did he have to wake up? Why did he have to keep breathing, keep living, why couldn't it all just...stop.

"Get up, you need to get to work." Nanami said from across the room, feeling pity for the man laid down before him.

"Am I really that insufferable and unlovable?"

"Satoru, please."

"Why did she leave," his voice croaked, tears spilling from his eyes as he gazed out his bedroom window, laying still in his bed.

"I don't know Gojo, and I wouldn't say you're unlovable, insufferable sure but you know."

Gojo just sighed before falling out of his bed, and sprinting to his bathroom. All Nanami could hear were his friend's sobs while he threw his guts up.

"Sir, Miss L/N is here to see you."

Gojo sighed, running his hands over his face, careful not to rub the concealer and foundation covering his eye bags, contacts, blocking how red his eyes are from the bottle of whiskey and two cigarettes he had for breakfast.

"Send her in," he groaned, plastering his most charismatic smile he could on his face.

"Miss L/N, please, have a seat," he said, motioning to the seat across his desk.

"Thank you sir," you said in a soft tone, bowing slightly before taking the seat he offered.

"So, tell me about yourself"

"Oh, well I studied law at The University of Br-

" uh uh uh, that's not what I meant, I already saw all that on the resume, I want to know more about you" he said in a deep tone licking his lips while looking you up and down. Strike 1.

"Oh.. ok, well um... I'm from (Country name), I'm 22 and I love dogs…."

"(Country name) huh? No wonder you're so beautiful" Strike 2

"Hahaha, yeaaahhh. Anyways I would really appreciate a spot on your legal team. I researched it and noticed a lot of prestigious and highly respected advocates and attorneys and it would be my honour to work beside them," you said trying to shift the conversation back to a more professional tone.

"I'm sure you would do well considering how sexy you look in that suit," Strike fucking 3

"Alright you douche bag I'm not going to sit here and let you sexualize me knowing there's dozens of companies in the country who offered me well paying jobs so I wi-"

"We'll pay you 50,000 dollars per month"

"And where do I sign,"

So, you ignore all his passes on you but hear him out when he talks about work? How...curious.

*****

Gojo stirred from his sleep...again.

He's waking up...again.

Why couldn't he just be at peace for once.

Suddenly he felt so nauseous. And then came the pain. The strong, unbearable, disgusting, white hot pain.

He ran to the toilet and gagged so hard, trying so hard to throw up the food he hadn't even eaten.

When was the last time he ate?

He couldn't even remember the last time he had a proper meal on a ‘good day’ let alone when he was throwing up so hard his vision was blurring. But then again, maybe those were his tears as sobs racked his body.

Make it stop, make it stop MAKE IT STOOP!

Why wouldn't it all just stop. Maybe it was the two bottles of gin he took before bed...or the five sleeping pills...or the 50mg cocaine. All he knew was that he was sitting on his bathroom floor wishing he took the entire bottle of pills, maybe then they would've been enough to stop his heart.

*Knocks*

"Satoru, you're going to be late!" Shouted Nanami, annoyed on the other side of the door.

Gojo slapped his hand over his mouth to muffle his cries.

"Satoru?" Nanami tried again, voice sounding slightly more worried this time.

The lack of a response caused him to open the door, his stoic expression softening ever so slightly as he looked down at his best friend.

"Again?"

Satoru looked up at him before letting his shoulders shake, tears cascading down his face as he nodded his head.

"*sigh* Alright, let's get you cleaned up"

"She's here," Nanami said to Gojo, now in his office.

"Really?" the latter perked up, rising from his seat.

"Yes but if I may ask, why are you so interested in her?"

"You know she shut down my flirting?"

"And this shocked you because?"

"When was the last time you remember me being rejected by someone?"

"You want to go there?" Nanami asked, smirking at Gojo who rolled his eyes.

"Just tell me where she is"

"Staff room, pretty sure she's getting breakfast, you should try it some time,"

"The staff room?"

"Breakfast,"

"Oh you're soo funny"

Satoru groaned before walking out of the office to go find you.

Who knows, maybe he'll get lucky today.

"Hey~" a deep voice whispered in your ear, making you jump in shock and turn around ready to kill whoever was behind you. Unfortunately, that happened to be your new boss.

"Oh, Mr. Gojo, how may I help you?"

"Not much just um... getting coffee."

"Ah, let me make you some then, how many sugars?"

"Five,"

"FIVE? What the hell, it's like you don't even want teeth."

"I guess not."

You looked at him in confusion before making him the coffee but putting 4 sugars instead of 5.

"So, there's a company dinner tonight for all the new staff, would love to see you there."

"Of course sir, now if you'll excuse me I have to get working."

"Please, go ahead"

"Yes sir," You said before bowing and walking away from him as fast as possible, who knows, maybe you will trip on your heels, twist an ankle and have to miss the dinner.

"Woah, woah, woah, and where are you going dressed like such a slut?" Toji asked, leaning on the frame of the bathroom door, looking you up and down while smirking.

For the dinner you chose to wear a light pink, knee length satin dress with a sweetheart neckline. You even straightened your hair and were finishing up on your makeup.

"Well if you MUST know, I'm going for a company dinner."

"Dresses like that? Might as well just go naked and take birth control. I call dibs on Godfather."

"Yeah yeah, you're just happy ‘cause ur going to be alone tonight."

"Says who? I'm going to be so busy I had to fill up on condoms."

"As if you'll use them." you snorted, walking past him to pick up your bag and leave.

"You look gorgeous by the way" He whispered, making you turn around and smile at him softly.

"Thank you"

"Uh huh, yeah now fuck off the strippers get here in ten, I don't need them seeing your weird ass, might think I'm cheating on them," He snorted, making you role your eyes and walk out of your shared apartment, wondering why you still put up with him.

You walked into the reserved room with a few of your colleagues, making the meeting complete. And you did your best to ignore the fact that your boss saved you the seat right beside him.

"Great! Now that we're all here and situated, I would like to raise a toast to all of you and to all our new employees, welcome you to Gojo industries. I look forward to working with all of you. Cheers"

And while everyone was toasting, you couldn't help but notice how Gojo's hand was shaking. You also looked at his face and noticed his pupils were dilated.

"Uhm, excuse me sir, are you okay?" you whispered once everyone had settled down and were immersed in their own conversations.

"Of course, why would you ask?

"Well, it's just that you're shaking, so I was slightly concerned."

"Ah, I didn't even notice, maybe I just need some fresh air, excuse me."

He rose from his seat and made his way out of the room, but you couldn't help but notice how his breathing had sped up slightly and his shoulders tensed. Kinda weird but then again he seemed like a pretty odd guy so you chose not to question it.

You were walking through the restaurant when you passed the back door and heard some heavy breathing. You slowly walked towards it and cracked the door open and shock cannot even begin to express the emotion you were experiencing at that moment.

There was your boss, squatting while leaning against the building wall. But what caused your surprise wasn’t just his heavy breathing. He was shaking so violently that even though you technically hated his guts you couldn't help but worry.

"Sir? A-are you ok?"

Instead of a response, his breathing quickened. He was...having a panic attack? What the...huh?

"Uhm sir, please calm down." you said in the softest tone you could muster, putting your bag down and trying to pat his back.

"Make it stop, please" you hear him croak, his voice sounded so soft, so weak, so...broken. You'd had your fair share of panic attacks but through the more recent half of them, you had Toji to be a shoulder to cry on so you know that being alone while suffering like this was hell. And because of this, you kneeled down and pulled him against you, wrapping your arms tightly around him and placing his head against your neck.

Once you did he began to sob so hard you were pretty sure it was ripping his throat raw. He grabbed your dress so hard he feared he would never be able to let go.

He didn’t want to let go. Not yet.

@porridgesblog

BOO! Two in one day?! who am I ?! That pole was absolutely useless wasn't it? also, am I picking up some toji x y/n?!

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galvanizedfriend · 22 days

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hi yokan! its been a long while, i dont even know if u still remember me lol. How have you been!!

I just saw TW3 has ended!! im so happy for you and happy that the fandom got such a masterpiece. Thank you once again youre amazing!! Anyway, whats next for you? what other works have you been working on 👀

What do you meeean 😭 Of course I remember you, Natalie! It's been a while! Hi, how are you??? It's lovely to see you back on the hellsite (affectionate)!

Thank you, you are so sweet 🥹 I had my doubts that one would ever get finished tbh, but here we are. I wish I could tell you I'm done with the TW, but not just yet 😂 I have 13 more chapters to write for season 4 and then I'll be done forever and ever with God's blessing.

So I'm working on that 🥲 And also on finishing the other two WIPs I have up (We'll Always Have New Orleans and Speed Dating), and I also have some side projects, but I have no idea how successful any of them will be. 😂

Anyway, happy to see you back! What have you been up to? ❤️

#yokan answers #heatherstyles

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shopcat · 1 year

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i personally need s5 to leave the jancy/stancy triangle in the dust i’m so tired of it. like i used to like jancy!! but having jonathan say nancy would abandon her dreams to be with him was so strange bc he knows she wouldn’t do that so it was like what are we even doing why are we inventing drama. and what happened to jonathan wanting to go to nyu? like to an extent i understand the weird stancy revival bc they never resolved their issues but it Was weird to me that robin was pushing nancy towards steve when i can’t imagine a world where robin doesn’t know how that relationship ended. and i would have liked the nancy and steve talks more if they weren’t so stancy forward i wish they could just acknowledge that they meant something to each other but that they’re never going to be the person the other needs romantically. can they be friends they would be so much better if they were just friends. + the only person atp i want steve to end up with is robin platonically.

agree on all counts let's go skip together holding hands. it's SOWEIRD but it's like whatever u can't do much about what's been #done and can only pray for a good wrap up of it all... personally i try and look at it as objectively as my own mind can handle and i've talked about this a little like how... all their little talks in the woods was about how they're just acknowledging what they mean to one another... and i'm even okay with steve maybe being hung up on his feelings like it's FINE but the obvious conclusion there SHOULD be that they reconcile and both move on not fucking ?! go backwards

and it is hilarious that one of the entire little monologues was about how he crawls backwards and he would be crawling backwards to nancy 😭 and so would she!!! i saw someone once say his 6 little nuggets thing was (beyond it being a death speech) just a way to gauge her reaction and she never even REALLY said anything other than some encouragement like i think she was like "that's nice" and that was it and it was a tool for them to realise they AREN'T meant to ultimately end up together even if they didn't break up their fundamental worldviews wouldn't shift. and i also think that speech was obv obv more about metaphors and he doesn't actually want 6 kids he just wants a family and a future and a life beyond hawkins but can't forget his connection to the kids as well and that nancy was and is still important to him etc etc. not that they should fucking. elope or whatever.

like one of the most interesting things to me and it is one of the reasons i'm more positive st4ncy at the very least won't be endgame is how nancy SPECIFICALLY is entirely career orientated like you said + does not want to just become another suburban mom. and then steve describes this insane scenario where she's BEYOND a suburban mom at that point it's like one of the most extreme versions of the literal NIGHTMARE from the little rant in season 1 jonathan described (and i'm hoping that it's all deliberate or i'll kms). and then JONATHAN doesn't want to tell her he didn't get into college because "she'll give up her dream for him" or whatever like it was literally just created to be this intentional alternative to steve's "settle down and have a family" thing, "i won't hold you back from your dream school just for our relationship which makes you end up settling into the suburbanite you don't want to be" and imo DOES show jonathan does obviously know her more/care for her because he doesn't WANT her to do this bc he knows how much her career and going to that college meeeans for her future and for her own like sense of self but the way they try and show this was just a weird and sloppy attempt to revive the love triangle yeah.

which is unfortunate but the good news is season 5 will end in steve with a new york boyfriend and robin in a polyamorous throuple with a deli worker and a life model.

#asks #also i think it's significant that jonathan was the initial one to even go on that you're gonna get a husband you hate and blah blah speech #in season 1 and i'm hoping these actions are all deliberate but god it's not looking very good is it #sts #this got so long my bad

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i-am-beckyu · 1 year

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the ppl in the overworld are a little bit of both. they can look over humans kinda like guardian angels, but they can also be more like gods and look over their world and adjust things like weather or time of day. there's more where that came from buuuut that's spoilers >:3

some realms, the overworld & underworld specifically have like a mark system. i haven't gotten it completely figured out yet (except for dream's. his is cool :D) buuut like it's set up as like one mark is superior to another mark. (and another useless worldbuilding thing is the population in the overworld & underworld can be either born or spawned in, and in tommy's case, he was spawned in)

tommy in the overworld wasn't five (i think that's what you meant by asking, maybe i read it wrong) , i think in one of the drafts i wrote he was 119 or smth i can't remember. i'll probably adjust that to make it fit the non-existent timeline. but he does spawn in at five! another part of the life trial is getting a little sample of mortal life, just to be able to connect with mortals better while back in the overworld working, since the schooling system in the overworld touches that topic but doesn't go into deep detail. but yeah spawning in he's only five so 100% his appearance mixing with his very-much-not-five mentality just spits out "i'm not a child" energy (and remarks) dfgfjfsdj

BINGOO you hit that! ofc he doesn't want to leave, he's emotionally attached to them all :')

ASDHGDFS I ALLURE?? i- is that a bad thing for a viewer?? i mean idk i agree with quackity (totally random to bring one specific moment of him up lmao sorry) i am randomly very secretive about things,,,, so i definitely gatekeep things a lil too much but i meeean alluring isn't necessarily negative??? but i can try to be more...non-gatekeep-y dsjfsd

oh and yeah dream sent the message :] what ever could it be? (spoiler alert: his first task! and the letter is a hello and instructions. paper & pencil come in later)

hhh i feel like i can say a lot but at the same time it's like...just scene stuff that is either spoilers or just boring interactions between ppl,,,,, maybe i can dig up some old serenity writing for u instead :D (or both, who knows)

HMMM what do i want in return for the crimebois draft? hmhmmmm HMMMMM i would likeee mayhem trio fanart!! can be anything you want, i just need to see some more fanart of us >:D

i gotta find that fic tho and maybe just update it a lil bit,,,

mm now i get 3d's liking of splurging. it's so fun! :00

Oooooo okie so fancy and kinda majestic nice!

And yeah I meant he’s 5 in the mortal realm with what I now know as 119 old mentality which now begs the question: does time work differently in different realms? Or are people in the overworld like immortal?

Awwww heck yeah! Get emotionally attached!!!!

And Awww he’s got tasks to do. I hope some of them are really obscure and have everyone around him questioning Tommys sanity.

And you are a little secretive but so am I! I like surprising people ❤️😉

Lol I think I can do that.

#nmw #serenity split #brick my beloved <3

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just-absolutely-super · 5 months

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Toddler crack

Mega: Lan, why are I and Roll locked out of Patch homework folder?

Lan: Remix too

Mega: I get why he's locked out, but why me and Roll? We cleaned out all the pictures and videos of Remix from it

Lan: Remix kept entering the file and messed with Patch's homework. We blocked him out of it, but

Mega: but what?

Lan: but because he has data from both you and Roll he was still somehow able to enter it

Mega: so all three of us are now locked out of it

Lan: yup! At least until we find a better solution

Mega: I really don't get why Remix wants to play with Patch's homework?

Lan: probably because he's not allowed to, makes it even more exciting

Mega: Lan, he's a toddler. I don't think it works like that on toddlers

Lan: then why don't he like it when he's not allowed to do certain things?

Mega: .... Okay fair point

Remix: *whines*

Patch: Forget it, Remix, you’re not getting my homework!

Remix: *whines harder*

Patch: Unless you can actually do my homework for me, you’re not touching it

Remix: Meanie!

Patch: Yes, I’m a meanie, what are you going to do about it?

Remix: WAAAAAH!

Patch: Uuugh not agaaaain! Stop crying!

Lan: Uh oh, sounds like an unhappy baby

Remix: U-Uncle Laaaan! P-Patch is meeean!

Patch: When I told you I wanted a Navi, Dad, this wasn’t what I had in mind!

Lan: Hush, you know you love him. He’s just emotional in this state. You cried all the time at his age too

Patch: No I didn’t!

Lan: Sure you did. Practically inconsolable every time I had to leave the house. Grandpa had to sweet talk the board to let me take you to work with me for a day

Patch: *pout* I still wasn’t as bad as this!

Lan: Sure you weren’t…where’s Mr. Prog at?

Prog: Hello, Dr. Hikari, what can I do for you?

Remix: *stops crying* Ooh?

Lan: I’m putting you in babysitting duty while Patch works on homework. That cool?

Prog: Sure! I’d love to! I love babies! Here baby baby baby!

Remix: *giggling* Funny bunny man!

Patch: Let’s see how long this lasts…

Lan: Don’t worry, Mr. Prog is good at what he does

Prog: OUCH! Did you just shoot me with your buster?

Remix: HAHAHA!

Lan: …But let’s hope he’s still in one piece by the time you’re finished

#anon #responses #mmbn hc land #crack edition

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sailorhyunjinz · 3 years

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Do you write yandere? If so, can I request skz yandere headcanons on how they would react when S/O rejects them because she doesn't wanna deal with whole drama that would come with dating an idol?

i mean kinda?? i have a seungmin yandere fic in my drafts sooo BUT YEAH

oh also, requests are not open but im just gonna do this one cause headcanons are kinda fun BUT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED <33

also why is the felix one so short-

Warnings; yandere!skz, rejection, k-dnapping, slight gaslightning or like manipulation, restraints, threats, aggression, mentions of masturbation, stockholm syndrome

Chan

nobody rejects him. nobody.

you two were friends from school and you were sooo happy when chan made it as an idol, finally persuing the dream he had been yapping on about for years.

but in the midst of that he realized that he had feelings for you, he missed you all the time, just wanting to hang out with you and maybe explore the things he had on his mind. so,, he decided to confess when you guys were at a cafe.

“look y/n,,, there’s something I wanna tell you” he started to which you tilted your head

“nooo,,, are you guys going on a tour again,,, i wil miss you sooo much channie” you said with a pout but the boy shook his head.

“i like you y/n”

your mouth stood agape, this was not what you expected and truthfully,,, not what you wanted.

“chan,,, y-you know thats not possible” you said with a frown, looking at him straight ahead.

“of course it is,,, why wouldn’t it be? w-what are you trying to say y/n?!” his voice started growing louder, you looking around in order to see that people werent turning their heads towards your table.

Minho

you have made a big big mistake my friend-

wont even hesitate to keep you hostage in his basement LIKE IM NOT JOKING-

might just tie you up and like,,, not even do anything to you, just talk to you and admire you, maybe tracing your facial features and cuddle closer on the cold floor

just wants to keep you as a pet or smth and you are scared out of your mind cause you cant move cause of the restraints, you cant speak because you have silvertape across your lips that he only removes to feed you but if you start screaming you wont get any so you deicde to just stay calm and quiet before someone saves you and play along.

i mean you do,,, kinda fall for him but you know you cant,, but you cant help but to fall for him and miss him whenever he’s out on schedule things

he always returns to you and you get so happy when you see the little crevice of light from outside when he opened the basement door

whenever he lies next to you, you put your head against his shoulder and take in his scent the best you can

he told you everyday that he would let you go if you agreed to date him but you shook your head,, maybe cause you liked being his prey.

Changbin

he’s more of the threatening type of yandere,,, like,, not that he’s violent but if you try to block his number he will create new ones and keep on sending you messages about how you have betrayed him and how he wished that you loved him back and all that,,,,

you guys often meet because you go to the same college and are students in the same department sooo,,,, avoiding him is pretty impossible

he stares a lot at you,,, you guys have a couple of classes together and he just stares the entire time, his eyes are just filled with revenge, he somehow wants you make you his, own you but he doesnt know how yet, for now he can just look.

watch this fucking message conversation just be this;

[why did you talk to him during class?]

[you could have just asked me]

[nobody loves you like i do. no one y/n]

you are never getting rid of him basically,,

he’s gonna get to you first ;))

Hyunjin

i feel like he goes more to the stalking route than the kidnapping and drugging and whatnot-

ok,,, you rejected him,,, but that doesnt mean you’re getting rid of him.

ohmygod what if he turns into a peeping tom- cause he obviously knows where you live.

like yall were not even that close?? he just saw you backstage at one of the concerts and thought you looked good so he decided to go up to, you werent an idol so no problem he thought.

but he gets a bit too,, hasty with his decisions and often falls for people randomly and so when he politely greeted you and gave you his number you simply shook your head, explaining that this wouldn’t be possible since you worked in the same industry and you needed to stay clear out of any scandals in order to keep your job.

no was not answer in Hyunjins mind.

luckily he managed to catch your full name by flickering through some papers in an office and also saw your full adress there, knowing exactly what he was going to do on his free time.

Jisung

if im being completely honest,,, i have no idea-

like,,, he gives me kinda pervy yandere vibes,,,

what if youre like his ex before he became an idol and now he wants to get back together with you-

oh,,, he masturbates to your pictures-

i feel like he always thinks about you, wondering what you like and wants to write songs about you but he doesnt do much-

but when he finds out that you have been hired by the same company as him to work as a like,,, economics accountant thingy he is all of a sudden vEEERY interested-

always asking the manager of when the group will have meetings with the accounting team,,, although they had nothing to do with them-

he just wanted to be in a conference room with you (and think pervy things about you in your tight office skirt and white blouse)

you went to the toilet on day and you saw him lurking around the same floor,,, WHICH ONCE AGAIN WAS NOT CONNECTED TO THE GROUP AT ALL-

and idk,,, probably sneaks in with you and locks the door before you even react that theres someone else in the toilet-

i feel like he’s pretty mild,,, but when he’s alone with you he is aggressive broooo

probably pins you to the wall and threatens you or smth along those lines,,,,,

(writing this is what my life has become to-)

Felix

“what do you think you’re doing?”

you turn around again, you had just thought of just leaving with a vague answer to his question but he was not having it.

“answer.”

his words sounded cold, his dark voice making an entrace, the exact one you’ve heard on many of the songs you listened to.

“felix,,, you have to understand,,, u-um,, if we date theres gonna be some issues” you said but he just stared at you with cocky eyebrows and a dark gaze, running his tongue on the inside of his cheek.

“do you think i care? would i ask you if i cared?” he said to which you shook your head automatically, what more could you do?

“you get until tomorrow to think and if i don’t get the answer i want well,,, we’ll see what i’ll do to you.”

Seungmin

he plots shit behind your back yk?

he’s more of the sneaky type of yanderes (oop spoiler to a fic heh)

like he makes this like fucking year long plan where the objective of the mission is to make you obssessed with him-

he starts kinda subtely,,, first its going to the same gym as you and like,,, knowing where you placed your stuff

and then he starts putting small notes like under your waterbottle when you went to grab something that say like “i think youre cute, call me” and then his number

you obviously dont react,,, because why the fuck would you contact a stranger at the gym

BUT THEN you realize that its him, its mf kim seungmin. yo,,,, u didnt know he went to this gym,,, that was not,,, the best-

of course you got a bit interested,,, you wanted to know how he was off camera,,, like just in his everyday life and i meeean,,, he was attractive but obviously you should stay away bc,,, he’s a celebrity but seungmin didnt want to stay away

he notes somehow started to get more aggressive,,, suddenly being like “why are you ignoring me?” and such,,,

and one night you were left alone in the gym with him,,, it was sooo quiet, only the sounds of your strained breaths as you lifted a dumbell

here where the plan came to play ;))

Jeongin

he’s obsessed with you and you are not going anywhere, even if you rejected him.

he’s more clingy?? LIKE HE WILL NOT LEAVE YOU

ok sure,, he falls more into the stalking category too,,,

also veeeery much a obssessed kinda yandere,,, like his mind is not thinking about how to like capture you,,, more about how to make you soooo comfortable and fool you into loving him despite the circumstances?

i just imagine that you work in a cafe and jeongin often meets you there when he buys coffee and you are already in awe when you see fucking yang jeongin enter the coffee shop on your shift but you were even more excited when he leaves his phone number on a napkin and slides it over the counter before leaving.

you thought about it,,, contemplating multiple times but,,, you decided it would be best not to since well,,, safety purposes

but he would visit you and every day his face got more and more perplexed cause he wondered why you didnt call

mf would not leave you alone, he would even wait outside the coffee shop until you finished your shift and walk you home,,, so now he knew where you lived-

and then do the same thing over and over again until you talked to him.

does. not. give. up.

#stray kids headcanons #skz headcanons #stray kids yandere #skz yandere #anon #Cherrymail🍒

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atsumdere · 2 years

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Nishinoya + Jolly Rancherss

hi, aw ! i am beside myself with everyone's requests !! perfff. and this one? EPICALLY cute. are u kidding me with this, nonni? now, we don't lewd noya on this blog (at least not yet), so this will be all floofity floof fluff and actually sfw cutesy for once. hope you're still down <3

NISHINOYA YUU - halloween costume: funny lobster or deadpool OR danny zuko from grease

noya in a funny lobster costume because....he just would, wouldn’t he?? i mean, boy loves to eat, loves to make you laugh, and bc of obvi timeskip reasons, he is partial to dressing up as a sea creature if he’s gonna fashion aaany food. his lil lightning stripe hair highlight would look so cute poking out of the head hole of the costume and all DAY he’d be makin you giggle with his lobster dance waddle. so don’t get it twisted!! deadpool is def a type of antihero nishi would wanna be like. they both got a fun flappy mouth on them, so i could see noya respecting a guy who kicks ass but who like also doesn’t shut the fuck up, ya know? says whatever’s on his mind. plus, it’s the not typical superhero type, there’s a little bit of mischief in his antics and i think noya resonates with that. and as for danny zuko, i meeean, cmon, need i say more: noya, like danny, always strives to look cool in whatever he’s wearing, so that whole dark-leather-and-converse-shoes look is something he wants to rock, BUT, first and foremost danny z helps him embody his lifelong dream of being a ladies (or guys) man. don’t he? noya would look so SICK in that retro 1950s greaser look esp. with his hair! LIKE- it’s borderline criminal it’s not in a canon halloween panel or something.

aaah, so you see, the thing about nishi and the jolly ranchers is that, actually, he himself would already have them in his possession when you saw him on halloween day. he loves them. a fave candy of his no doubt. he can’t get enough of the variety of flavors and is very into the fact that they are small enough to eat while allowing him to keep gabbing away, blah blah, flappin’ his gums while he has one in his mouth. he can multitask sucking on a piece and get his chatty point across to anyone who’ll listen.

nishinoya stands in a fantastic costume, unwrapping yet another jolly rancher with a fun twist of the two plastic ends between both of his hands’ first two fingers. he’s cradling a chockful of these fruity hard candies in a baggie and you’re the one ogling them. your face is adorned with big heart eyes, like you’re fresh out of some vintage cartoon, laser focused on it, when he catches the sight of it: you, his crush, giving him—well not him, exactly, but close enough proximity-wise, he figures— attention. nishinoya starts flipping out in his chest from your focused glance over to him. also, just as excited that you both have a common interest, even if it is as simple as this one candy.

he’d call your name, with his face beaming, no chill, “oh heyyy!!!! do you like these too?” making his way over, “you want some? i mean, you know what? honestly, you can have the bag. i’ve had way too many already this season. gonna rot my teeth out, so hahah,” he begins to chuckle loudly, almost snorting, “so, you’d be doing me a favor. can have’em all if you want.”

you beam back, say your thanks with a cute and small shy bat of the lashes, looking downward as you respond that you couldn’t possibly take the whole of it. besides, there’s a particular flavor you don’t like anyway, so it would be rude to take it when you would most definitely waste those, discard them.

he shakes his head vigorously, with eyes so earnest, 🥺, waving his entire hand out rapidly with the arm extended all the way towards you, as if to say ‘no way! no worries!’

“uh uh, you’re good! it’s really no problem!” he shifts his cradle of the large baggie over into the gentle hold between two of his hands, presenting the open top, putting into view all the multi-colored sugary jewels of your delight.

“how about this? i’ll pick out all of that one flavor you don’t like or won’t eat, and you can keep the rest.” his warm smile, like the sun, somehow even sunnier than usual when he’s offering something to you, when he’s the one being generous. “i love ‘em all! every single flavor, so i have no problem just taking the ones you don’t want.”

he winks, with a thumbs up at your tickled face. “sounds good?”

you giggle.

“you’ve got a deal, noya.”

and your heart feels like a second sun in the solar system.

closed! : send me an hq, tokyo rev, aot, or jjk character + a candy and i'll tell you what costume they'd wear & write a small blurb with the candy of choice

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goldenskinlouiee · 4 years

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okay i got tagged by @zouisx @joliepetitelou to do this tag challenge

(you guys prolly forgot u tagged me cus i’ve been so awol :( sorry) but also thank you so much for tagging me :’)

when did you become a louie?

probably around 2015 but always a discreet one, that’s when I started to see the disparity between how louis treated harry and how harry treated louis and as a larry I noticed no one cared as long as harry was babied. after the release of hs1 I was a proud louie who didn’t hide my harry hate any longer.

why did you become a louie?

he is the kindest of all the boys yet so underrated. his feet has always been on the ground and he always thinks of everyone around him, which :/ might be his strength as well as a weakness. His lyrics also hit me right in the gut. also I am a sucker for his baby blue eyes.

is there one thing that drew you in specifically?

yes his strength. he turns even the most heart wrenching thing into something optimistic and something to learn from. but intitally his style and laugh

what’s your favorite song on walls?

THE WHOLE ALBUMS A BANGER!!! buuuutt... always you, only the brave and walls ... and defenceless

back to you just hold on or miss you? back to you because it was his first solo song and I was just so happy to hear his voice without the other boys. but i think miss you is superior

who would you want louis to collab with?

agree with angels. zayn. i meaan plsssssss what must i do to make this happen. i want a ballad from them with the way these two convey emotions in songs and their lyrics i would never stop crying. but i’ll take anything

favorite hairstyle?

cinnamon swirl, my baby looked like a prince

louis in suits or sweaters?

suits! louis in a suit is otherworldly. he has power radiating under his sKin add that on top of a suit...you have THE SUN!!! PURE PERFECTION *chefs kiss*

favorite tattoo?

“it is what it is” i have it on my wall in my insta bio EVERYWHERE

favorite louis picture (currently)

i meeean the eyes, the profile. his gaze. you know this man harbours wisdom and knowledge

I tag everyone :) :)

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pinkiepiebones · 4 years

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carriedon-awolfsback said: /slaps hands off table/ r a t s m o o c h i n h o u r s !

Thank you for not slapping the table. :P

RAT SMOOCHIN HOURS EH?

~~~

“You know,” I say to Copia, super casually, “when I first kissed you, it wasn’t at all how I thought it’s be.”

I’m sitting in an impossibly comfy chair provided to my by a ghoul. I’m watching Copia do his best to stand still as a human tailor and a ghoul tailor pin things in place. He’s getting fitted for his papal coronation thing. I’m his date. It’s super chill and nice.

“How do you meeean, my Zombie Queeeen” is his singsongy response to my statement. He’s looking at me via the mirror; if he turns around to face me again the human or the ghoul of both of them with stick his ass with a pin because they’ve warned him six times already to stand the fuck still. His reflection sticks his tongue out at my reflection, and my reflection responds in kind. Growing old never meant growing up.

I sit even more casually by slinging my leg over the arm of the comfy chair. “I meeeean, after three meetings I finally worked up the nerve to kiss your stupid face and I kissed your sideburn and it wasn’t soft.” I shrug. “I was expecting soft, that’s all.”

Copia moves his hand up and strokes his sideburn contemplatively. “Well, yeah, is not, uh.” He gives his head a quick pat. “Is not this, yeah? Is this.” He strokes his moustache. “Is wheeeskers.”

“Don’t say it like that.”

“Preeeeeckly rrrrrrat wheeeeeskers” he singsongs and I am again confronted with the idea that I love this doofus. The ghoul tailor rustles it’s wings and it and the human tailor dismiss Copia for the moment, but tell him not to leave yet because the alb is just the first layer and they need to mark where the beadwork will go, you can move around for a moment but we’re marking up the chasuble next.

So they go to get the fabrics and Copia elegantly but carefully hops off the box he had been standing on and moves over to me. He leans in to kiss me but instead wriggles his fingers against my lips and I ask earnestly “the fuck is that?”

“Rrrrrat wheesker keeses.”

I push his face away from mine and laughing I tell him “you’re such a dweeb!”

Copia smiles at me so warmly and says “and you are doubly a dweeb for loving me, eh?” He taps my nose and I make like I’m going to bite his finger. We’re idiots. But we’re idiots /together/, and that’s what matters.

#microfic #ghost bc #cardinal copia #shipping yourself with an old satanic idiot is healthy

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gojos-fr-bae · 8 months

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𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝕯𝖔 𝕻𝖙. 1- 𝕳𝖔𝖜 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘

Pairing: CEO!Gojo x Fem!Lawyer!Reader

Warnings: Cursing, drinking, smoking, strippers, giving head, thoughts of su1c1de, mentions of sex

Word Count: 1k

H/C- home country

Minors DNI

A law suit.

He scoffed at the thought that someone would dare try make an attack at him. He thought that it took a certain level of stupidity to try attack the CEO of the most powerful tech company in Korea.

That was a week ago, a week before had had to sit through the most brutal court hearings he had ever experienced. For once, someone had managed to leave his army of lawyers speechless.

A person was suing Gojo industries because their phone had exploded in their hand. This at first didn't phase him. But as he sat their being served a 20,000 dollar fine, he couldn't help but stare at the woman who had caused his amazement., as she walked out celebrating her victory with her client and associates.

How...curious.

"Did you find her?" Gojo asked his assistant Nanami as he walked as he entered his office.

"Yes actually, now get off my back," He said in his monotone voice, slamming the file down on his desk

"Thanks Nanamiiin," He said, giving him his signature toothy grin, opening the file. "And you reached out?"

"Yes, her contract with Hanbada ends in two says and I've already scheduled an interview tomorrow at 11am."

"Alright that's all, you may leave."

"Now that that's settled, what the fuck are you thinking?" Nanami asked, speaking to Gojo not as his assistant but as his friend.

"What do you meeean, why do I have to have some hidden motive to hire such a brilliant person to my legal team?"

"Well first of all, that's the first time I've heard you use the word brilliant this entire year and we're in August, and second of all the last time you did this it was with that lady in marketing and got caught fucking her in the board room,"

"...details, details, wanna go to the club?" he asked, getting and picking his phone and car keys.

"Sure I guess," Nanami replied, sighing and taking off his tie, "But lay off the drugs for once will you, we have a meeting tomorrow morning and I don't need you to show up wrecked like last time."

"We both know I can't promise you that," He said turning around to face his friend and lighting a cigarette.

"So, you excited for that interview you got comin' up?" you best friend to Toji asked, placing your wine on the coffee table while opening his bottle of beer on its edge and sitting next to you on the floor.

"Mmm, I don't know, it's for the company I went against in my last case."

"The asshole who kept staring at you in court?"

"The very same."

"Fuckin' shit" He groaned, taking u gulp of his beer "Need me to take you?'

"Nah it's ok, if he does anything weird I'll kick his junk and call you.

"That's my girl" Toji laughed before playing the movie and pulling you into his side. "If that doesn't work pull out you knife and aim for the jugular."

"Yes sir."

"Satoru get your ass up so we can leave this shit hole." Nanami seethed at his best friend who was currently fucking some random stripper's throat with a vape.

"F-fuck Nanamiin, come on don-mmmhh," Gojo groaned, puffs of shisha escaping his lips.

"Fucking asshole," Nanami whispered under his breath, planning how he would murder his stupid friend.

Everything hurts.

His head hurts, his arms hurt, his legs hurt. But worst of all, is the ache he felt in his heart. It was so unbearable it caused him to shed silent tears, wishing for his torture to end.

Why did he have to wake up? Why did he have to keep breathing, keep living, why couldn't it all just...stop.

"Get up, you need to get to work."

"Am I really that insufferable and unlovable?"

"Satoru, please."

"Why did she leave," his voice croaked, tears spilling from his eyes as he gazed out his bedroom window, laying still in his bed.

"I don't know Gojo, and I wouldn't say you're unlovable, insufferable sure but you know."

Gojo just sighed before getting up, and sprinting to his bathroom. All Nanami could hear were his friend's sobs while he threw up everything he had eaten in the past 24hrs.

Looks like they would be late.

"Sir, miss L/N is here to see you."

"Send her in," he groaned, plastering his most charismatic smile on his face.

"Miss L/N, please, have a seat," he said, motioning to the seat across his desk.

"Thank you sir," you said in a soft tone, bowing slightly before taking the seat he offered.

"So, tell me about yourself"

"Oh, well I studied law at Cambridge and-

" uh uh uh, that's not what I meant, I already saw all that on the resume, I want to know more about you" he said in a deep tone licking his lips while looking you up and down. Strike 1.

"Oh.. ok, well um... I'm from H/C, I'm 22 and I love dogs."

"H/C huh? No wonder you're so beautiful" Strike 2

"I'm sure you would do well considering how sexy you look in that suit," Strike fucking 3

"Alright you douche bag I'm not going to sit here and let you sexualize me noing there's dozens of companies in the country who offered me well paying jobs so I wi-"

"We'll pay you 50,000 dollars per month"

"And where do I sign,"

So, you ignore all his passes on you but here him out when he talks about work? How...curious.

A/N: This is shorter then I intended but I wrote it in a rush and isn't that good. Who knows, maybe I'll re-write it. Part 1 of a series. pt.2 coming soon I hope.

#gojo satoru #gojo #jujutsu gojo #gojo x reader #gojo fluff #gojo imagine #gojo saturo #gojo x you #gojou satoru x reader #jjk gojo #what lovers do #nanami #ceo gojo

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takaraphoenix · 5 years

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Jagnus and the vowels for the ask game!!

Thanks for playing! ^o^

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

So for Jace, this is his first proper BDSM relationship and not just “some kinky shit during sex”. So at first the aftercare aspect really throws him off, but it secretly becomes his favorite part, having Magnus be so very gentle and caring with him, with sweet words of praise. Also, the magic is nice because it means Jace doesn’t have to get out of bed for the bed to be made and dirty sheets to be exchanged for soft, comfortable, fresh ones!

Jace gets really cuddly after sex, which Magnus finds both endearing and surprising in the beginning. But it figures; Jace is rather touch-starved in general and naked after sex, the physical contact comes easy and more natural than asking for a hug at random. (Though, after Magnus makes the connection between Jace’s cuddly tendencies and his touch-starvedness, he does initiate more casual physical touch with Jace.)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I meeean. Centuries old warlock who canonically had 17 thousand lovers. You could… you could call Magnus experienced, yes. *clears throat*

Jace is experienced too, he has been sleeping around since his teenage years too after all. But I personally cling very tightly onto my headcanon that Jace has never bottomed before - because it’s invasive and requires trust so in his passing one-night-stands, he never bottomed before. So, whatever the ship, when Jace first gets an actual partner, a relationship, he starts bottoming and giving more in to what he truly wants but has never trusted anyone enough to do it with.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

It depends. Sometimes, they treat sex as just a good way to blow off steam and it’s not much more than that - rough, quick, hard.

Other times, when it’s really about them, it is slow and intimate and feels like becoming one.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I do have the headcanon that Magnus thoroughly enjoys giving oral. Not just blowjobs but also rimjobs.

Jace… has really come to love the latter, even though he had never really tried that before he had gotten together with Magnus.

And Jace loves giving head, especially under a table… during work. He’s a tease.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

*points one question up* Jace is a tease! But so is Magnus.

They like to drive each other crazy over the day. Looks, touches, texts, whispered dirty promises. It’s like a competitions with them and whoever makes the other crave first wins.

NSFW Headcanon Game

#jagnus #magnus bane #jace herondale #shadowhunters #otp: keep it in your pants #naughty list #Headcanon Ask Game #send me asks #ald0us-huxley

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literaphobe · 6 years

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i was tagged by @romanticcstylez !! (legend)

rulez: list 10 songs you’re currently obsessed with and then tag 10 people

Rough - GFRIEND (i was really into this song like a year or two ago?? but then i randomly thought hey,, i haven’t heard this song in a while so i put it back in my playlist and the rest was history im obsessed again this song makes me feel like im in a field of dandelions and its kinda snowing a lil and i should be dancing and also clocks are ticking THAT BEING SAID the actual meaning of this song title in korean is ‘running through time’ how do u get ‘rough’ from running through time?? wtf man who translated this shit but yeah rough is the official english title and did i mention that this song is about a bunch of girls yearning to tell their crush that they like them but they either keep missing their chance or get too scared BUT in the music video there are no men around?? and at the end all the girls get real happy to see one another and they’re riding bikes and shit anyway i assume its a song about a bunch of girls who are in love with girls but are too afraid to tell them bc wlw cowardice and it makes sense bc the song makes the world out to be a lot tougher and scarier than it would be for a straight couple IN CONCLUSION i like this song and therefore its gay)

Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea - Fall Out Boy (FUCK ANYONE WHO DOESN’T THINK THIS IS THE BEST SONG IN MANIA- im just kidding, i mean, it’s the best, but that’s a personal preference for me?? i love this song so much i want it playing always i could listen to only this song forever and i’d probably be okay with that?? like this song is a drum storm and it’s yelling at me and i LOVE it love the yelling v v good there’s also some french?? wordplay shit idk so that automatically makes it sexy it makes no sense yet is also v deep?? is it deep?? who knows. in writing this very pointless explanation as to why i like this song THE ONLY THING THAT’S EVER STOPPING ME IS ME HEY sorry i’ve listened to this song like 3 times already while slowly typing all this out and oh my god it goes so hard!!!!! it goes so fucking hard i love it i love this nice thick and hard song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it deserves a music video im so mad like its so fucking good when mania dropped FOB didn’t give me no warning they didn’t prepare me with a random mv that made no sense and gdi STAY FROSTY ROYAL MILK TEA DESERVES AN MV also im naming a fic after this song word for word hgdfjghadjf i should stop tldr this song makes me feel like i can take on the world i feel so powerful when i listen to it also i listened to it like a fourth or fifth time i think hoo boi)

The Ballad Of Mona Lisa - Panic! At The Disco (SAY WHAT YOU MEEEAN TELL ME IM RIIIIGHT AND LET THE SUN RAIN DOWN ON ME come ON this song is so fucking good!!!!!! its creepy how good it is it makes no sense in a way but it speaks to me so hard!!!!!! it’s like good!!!!!!!!!! like the bells?? esp in the beginning and throughout the whole song tbh also the drums and like the drum buildup to the chorus was SICK and so was brendon urie yelling in song at the top of his voice that i enjoy recreating i’ll stop here bc i can’t keep fucking making these so long)

Emperor’s New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco (if it weren’t for this song i would have said that the ballad of mona lisa is my fave p!atd song but alas here lies a sick banger!!!!!! got sick lyrics that i haven’t analyzed but it got sick beats!! okay given the way i explain why i like this song it seems like i don’t even like it but i do okay!!)

All Falls Down - Alan Walker, Noah Cyrus, Digital Farm Animals (god i got some weird nostalgia shit attached to this song?? my sister first got me into it when we were on vacation in Finland and the thing is i usually don’t care too much for being abroad like places are just places and no matter how dope or wild a place is i put it into a ‘cool concept’ box and i tuck it somewhere in my mind and at the end of the day i’m glad i had some experiences but i like being at home-- BUT whenever i listen to this song i think about being in the bus in finland and it’s a long ride so it’s quiet but i’m listening to this song as i stare out the window and look at the snow dusted trees that pass me by each of them unique and beautiful and something i can’t help but anticipate;; i think about that time we were in this supermarket and i bought a ton of candy and the song came on over the speakers and me and my sister got so excited i think about how the sun set at 2 in the afternoon because we were deep into winter and i remember holding onto my dad as we drove through a crazy snow that was kinda stormy on this KTV like thing and it felt like there was no one around for miles and we went really fast,,,,, and a part of me feels like i’m there again, i’m still there, yet i’m here and i want to go back?? cold as shit but yeah i always feel Finland™ when i listen to this song so i can’t bring myself to skip it!! also its like a heck of a bop)

Earth - Sleeping At Last (what i love so much about this song is that i discovered it on accident?? i was listening to venus by the same artist at first and then earth came on and when it ended i was blown away. venus is also a good song that has a very sweet beginning but it doesn’t speak to me like this song does which i’ve heard someone say is about global warming?? which is hilarious anyway FAULT LINES TREMBLE UNDERNEATH MY GLASSHOUSE BUT I PUT IT OUT OF MY MIND LONG ENOUGH TO CALL IT COURAGE TO LIVE WITHOUT A LIFELINE I BEND THE DEFINITION OF FAITH TO EXONERATE MY BLIND EYE TILL THE SIRENS SOUND IM SAFE sorry god thats so good i love this song i was playing it one day while we were playing mahjong and the rule is if u win a round u get to play ur music on the speakers until someone else wins and my sister told me ‘do u have to play this song it sounds so depressing’ and god that just made me love this song more bc she’s right it has this Sad vibe but in a way it also goes hard?????)

The Last Of The Real Ones - Fall Out Boy (this song is sadly lower on the list than it deserves to be but thats prob bc i am not as into this song as i used to be STILL it is a VERY good song with a wicked piano beat in the beginning and before frosty dropped this was my favorite song in mania and honestly i’d easily still consider last of the real ones the second best song in mania?? song is very good and i like to think that it’s objectively very good so i don’t think it’s just me who likes it!!)

Death Of A Bachelor - Panic! At The Disco (THERES A REASON URIE NAMED THE ALBUM AFTER THIS SONG!! its bc it a good song and its just so?? raw?? just pure brandon doin his dope job, pulling those wack vocals and making me go wowza!!)

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Eurythmics (i wouldn’t say i’m obsESSED with this song its just i put it on my playlist and i can’t remember why but i like?? can’t skip this song it’s just good and like wow its good)

Dragostea Din Tei - O-Zone (SHUT UP DON’T JUDGE ME)

anyway i’m so sorry for bein so extra i didnt need to be yet here i am doin a tag game after 28594940 years so here are the people who im forcing to at the very least glance at my bullshit: @chelseperetti @fourdrinkamy @linettithelezbian @distractingchildishmarriage @juliadorable @bisexualinetti @jakeperalta @beatcopjake @startofamoment @proofthatihaveaheart

#tag game #feel free to talk to me about any of these songs #or these artists #also if i didn't tag u that doesn't mean i don't love u i just ran outta slots

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kagira-fr · 6 years

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Tagged by @denu-rising! (Sorry it took me so long to get to this, it got buried in my notifications and then I forgot about it :’D)

Rules: answer 20 questions so your followers can get to know you better, and tag 20 other people you’d like to know better. (I’m not one for tagging, but please feel free to do this yourself! o/)

name: Linzie

nickname: Kagi (or Linz, not online though)

pronouns: She/her

zodiac sign: Cancer

height: 165cm/5′4″

languages spoken: English

nationality: English

favourite fruit: Watermelon!

favourite season: A U T U M N

favourite scent: Cinnamon or mint

favourite colour: Teal!

favourite animal: I mean, birds. Just. All birds

favourite fictional character: Mm I have so many... Right now, Axel (KHII), Bardock (DBZ) and Ana Amari (Overwatch). But overall I think Jaxom and Ruth from one of my fave books are pretty high for favourites. Volk Volkovich (Firebird etc.) is also up there (sorry I’m incapable of making decisions, ever)

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Tea

number of blankets you sleep with: A single sheet and a duvet, plus a fleece blanket in winter

when was your blog created: This one specifically? Umm...September 2015, apparently, which would be 3 months after I joined FR!

favourite subject: I’ve always loved science in most of its forms (except physics, screw physics), and of course art. I really enjoyed history too!

currently watching: Right in this moment, Fake or Fortune. I don’t watch much TV aside from Formula 1 and MotoGP, plus a bit of tennis when it’s on free-to-air. I watch a lot of gaming vids/channels on YouTube ^^;

stopped watching by accident and need to finish soon what are you doing: I meeean...most of the series I’ve started watching, probably? I watched Supergirl until I lost Sky, and I think I missed a series of Grimm and never caught back up, so~

favourite band: I can’t really choose because I tend to like particular songs rather than bands. Buuut Shinedown is probably narrowly at the top, just because I’m yet to dislike any of their songs. Pink Floyd, Halestorm and The Eagles are pretty high up the list too

instruments played: Guitar (basic - was intermediate at one point but I’m way out of practice...). Used to play clarinet in school but never pursued it further

favourite book: Mmm probably the Dragonriders of Pern series by Anne McCaffrey (specifically All the Weyrs of Pern, Dragonsong/singer and The White Dragon) or Firebird by Peter Morwood

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God’s Away On Business

This place is ruined. The air is polluted with decay. Dark clouds of ash and smoke blot out the sun like ink bleeding across a page. Mindless drones wander to invisible jobs, shuffling through gutters littered with piss and shit. Everyone is dead.

I turn to X and he’s dead too. I don’t know his name. He glares at me from hollowed out eyes carved into an ivory skull. Maggots squirm within the bowels of his rancid skeleton, tucked inside a crusty bundle of clothes. I have to turn away.

“Look at all these fucking cockroaches,” he says. His voice is fire and gravel and worms. “They’re all goin’ nowhere and don’t even know it.” His mouth opened wide, exhausting a long black cackle and coughing cinders from the furnace of his throat.

My entire being was screaming to flee. I moved to get up involuntarily and pissed myself.

“I gotta get outta here.”

A skeletal hand grabbed my arm, yanking me back down to the concrete.

“Shut the fuck up with that shit”, he roared. “You fucking cockroaches are all the same. You want everything now. Gimme, gimme, gimme. Like you deserve it. Like it’s owed to you.”

He drew a small square of foil from a crud stained pocket and began unfolding it. I tried not to watch as the tiny bones of his hands twisted and moved, manipulating the thin sheet of metal.

“You see,'' he slithered, “everyone needs something. Even these cockroaches scurrying back and forth to nowhere. They might not know it, but I do. What they need is what I have to offer.”

He finished unwrapping the foil, exposing a small mound of dark powder, then peered at me from empty eye sockets and hissed, “Meeeaning.”

He presented a tiny metal tool and reached into the darkness of his ribs. I heard a crack like the sound of a branch snapping as he pulled out what appeared to be an ivory hash pipe.

“Ahh,” he crooned, “that’s what I was looking for.”

I didn’t have the strength to look away.

He scraped a small pile of the dark granulated material onto one end of the tool, dipping it into the bowl and tapping the sides to ensure every grain was captured.

“Take it,” he tempted, gesturing to the pipe in his hand.

“What is i-.”

“You know what it is,” his voice was warm and soothing now. Soft tongues of fire flickered in the cavities of his eyes. Images of Christmas and roasting marshmallows swirled in my mind. “Besides, it doesn’t really matter now does it?”

This was true. Nothing mattered. The phrase ‘Have to escape’ wormed its way into my mind, repeating on a loop.

Have to escape Have to escape Have to-

I would’ve smoked my toenails to get away from this place. Away from him. I reached for the pipe.

“That’s right,” he said, as I held it shaking between my lips, a small orange flame appearing above the bowl. “Meeeaning.”

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