#Edgar's used to it of course it's just how they do <3

[sysig]

If no one's beat me to the last requestober slot, I'd like to request Scriabin struggling with hat/hoodie hair as his hair grows out! I kind of imagine it being a pet peeve of his in the cold months (and one that he didn't anticipate in his excitement to have lovely long hair again, haha)

Day 31 - Fluff and fuzz

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Edgar #Scriabin #And there you have it ♪ Something fluffy to round us out - literally haha #I always draw his hair a beautiful mess so I might've gone a bit extra with the fuzz lines lol #So disheveled! He'd probably get better at it as he wore hats but hats cover up his lovely hair! A real situation he's in #Plus his hair's so fluffy <3 The frizz must be terrible hehe #It's too short to see for himself so gotta have Edgar laughing at him ♪ The perks of your parasitic clone/boyfriend getting his own body #Much easier to make fun of that way lol #Little things to make Edgar smile ♥ #I always enjoy them ribbing each other about their relationship dynamic #Scriabin just like ''You have actual people to talk to now and yet this is what you choose to do you lame weirdo'' lol #Edgar's used to it of course it's just how they do <3 #Also bringing back the beanie because it's a cute! Short haired Scriabin would probably look extra cute in the beanie #But then again he looks cute in everything so that's not much of a watermark haha #Went out in medium-cold but Scriabin had to bundle up a bit more hehe #Thanks again for this year's Requestober! It was a good season :D

[a-small-safe-place]

His Haven

Homelander x Psychiatrist!Reader Pt. 1?

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

When Homelander first met you, he just came in because Madelyn cooked up some scheme with Edgar to 'prove' that the members of The Seven were sound of mind and could pass a psychiatric evaluation similar to the one used in the army. Of course, you had been paid a lot of money to do the evaluations and even more money to ensure that these heroes passed no matter what they said. You were a respected psychiatrist in your field; that’s why Madelyn wanted you specifically.

Homelander went to his appointment, planning on leaving until you said something that caught his attention. You said, 'I am here for you. I took this job because you all spend your days helping and saving people, but at the end of the day, who helps and saves you? Obviously, I couldn’t physically save you, but I can be a place for you to talk if you need it. Nothing you say will leave this room.' Boy, did that stroke his ego in all the right ways. He decided to stay. Something about you was comforting, and he wanted to talk, so he started small with the obvious stuff. He led the conversation by making off-handed remarks about being better than everyone and having to be perfect for Vought. It was clear you didn’t understand his pain, but you were listening to him. You were actually listening to him and responding.

You weren’t like Madelyn, who seemed to argue with every other thing he said; you didn’t respond with dismissive and uncaring responses like Queen Maeve, and you could actually keep up with the conversation, unlike The Deep.

Homelander surprised you and himself when he began attending regular scheduled sessions. You usually led the discussion by asking various questions. Some questions he would lie about, not feeling totally safe to dive into certain topics, or he would just dodge the question and change the subject. Homelander knew you noticed this because anytime he did either of those things, your body language would change, and you would write something down in your little notebook. That notebook had made Homelander incredibly nervous until he found out you were not in there calling him a useless pussy. You were just simply writing topics you two had discussed and what topics made him uncomfortable.

You seemed to actually care about Homelander’s feelings, even the bad ones. Stan Edgar put Homelander in his place, and Homelander looked down avoiding Edgar’s pointed gaze like a child being scolded by their father. Homelander needed some reassurance, but he would never admit that willingly. Homelander felt weak and stupid for needing someone, but you didn’t seem to mind even when he was ranting and raving, so he went to you. You had been his haven. The one person he could confide in and actually be himself.

He arrived at your office in the morning while you happened to be filling out some paperwork. He knew you didn’t have any appointments today because this had been previously the day Vought scheduled for the evaluations of the heroes. Homelander spent the whole day pestering you. 'What are we doing now?' He asked, not entirely oblivious to your mild frustration. 'Still just filling out paperwork,' you replied. He rolled his eyes. 'God, your life is so boring. Go to work, talk to the crazies, fill out paperwork and go home, and you do that all alone? I forgot how boring normal people can be.'

You laughed before telling him, 'no one is keeping you here.' Homelander’s jaw tightened. This pissed him off. You’re not supposed to say that. You’re supposed to offer to do something more fun. You seemed to notice that 1,000-yard stare he has as he retreats into his own mind. 'Look, I just mean that I have to finish work. I know it’s probably boring you to death just sitting here; you don’t have to stay if you don’t want to,' you told him, which seemed to make him feel a bit better, but he’s not entirely out of his head. 'It’s fine, we can just talk while you work,' he tells you with a feigned smile.

Homelander begins to perk up while you finish your paperwork and finally asks you the million-dollar question, 'What are we doing when we get home?'

'I am going home to cook up some dinner and watch some television,' you told him, trying to hint that you were wanting to be alone. Homelander was undeterred. 'What are we eating? I could use a home-cooked meal. We could watch one of my movies. I’ve been told I’m a great actor.' Homelander needs you to agree and compliment him. He desperately wants you to tell him he does a good job, even if you’re just talking about acting. 'Yeah? Your movies are pretty famous,' you say, accepting your fate that he isn’t leaving you alone tonight.

The night is spent with him at your house. Homelander wastes no time making himself at home and pilfering through your things. He feels comfortable being so ensnared in your scent. He becomes more comfortable as the night carries on. You fix his plate and drink for dinner, and the two of you share a dinner that he perceives as romantic. Your food isn’t as good as the private chefs at Vought, but Homelander loves it because he got to see the love you put into making it just for him.

You two clean up together. It’s really you cleaning, and Homelander helps by talking about which movie of his you should watch tonight. Finally, you try to retire to your room, but he follows. 'I thought we were gonna watch a movie… it doesn’t have to be one of mine,' Homelander tries not to sound too desperate, and he hated to say that last bit.

'I had planned on watching something in my room, but you can come lay with me if you want,' you tell him reluctantly. Homelander is excited but tries to keep that hidden. You two lay down and begin watching one of his movies. By the end, Homelander is 'asleep.' He knows you can’t tell the difference in him and ignores you when you gently shake him trying to wake him. He’s not the biggest fan of sleeping in strange beds, but for you, he can make an exception. Next time, he wants you in his bed though.

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[formulapai]

THE MUSES BY YOUR SIDE PT1

a Lance Stroll social media AU

scenario: the “history of literature”’s student taking over instagram slowly attracts a driver, curious about beautiful words and dazzling writings. OR how to fall in love through poems and handwritten letters.

warning:

pai’s words: i studied history of literature while in uni (this is not the name it has where I live but from what I’ve read, it’s part of what I studied) and absolutely fell in love with poems analysis. also, i have an unhealthy obsession with myths so yeah.

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1. Putting words on words, explaining the explanation.

2. Went to the market, fell in love with mirrors and what they reflected. The sky, the clouds, my eyes, the seller’s kind smile, life passing by.

3. Gaia is learning about her Name and what it implies, carefully reading as she takes in the beauty of her own myth.

4. “Le Villi” Bartolomeo Giuliano.

user1: gaia seems to be enjoying her book ! can we know what it is ?

romanticalliope: Of course darling, it’s Pride and Prejudice ! She surely took a liking to it, as I did after reading it the first time. 🤍

user2: those mirrors are to DIE for, i need them plz

romanticalliope: They are, aren’t they ? I sadly didn’t take one home..

user3: Will we have another poem analysis soon ? I love them so much, it helps me a lot with understanding literature !

romanticalliope: I’m very grateful for your comment, helping all of you understand poetry is my main goal and I’m glad it’s working. An analysis will be out tomorrow ! 🤍

user4: Hey, random question but do you have a playlist ? I feel like you have divine music tastes 🥹🥹🥹

romanticalliope: Well, that’s a high praise, thank you my sweet. I don’t have a public playlist for now but will surely make one if people are interested :) 🤍

user1: YES PLEASE

user5: we are SO interested 🥳🥳

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user7: I WAS WAITING FOR IT OMG

user8: Thank you for this analysis!! 🥹🫶

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1. One of the Water Lily’s paintings from Claude Monet, in Paris. Undoubtedly one of my favorite paintings, it’s truly magnificent.

2. Matching Spider-Man Lego keychains with my friend. I’ll forever be enamored with my friends.

3. Gaia is disturbing my reading time as the sun is hugging us. Karma is the cat purring on my lap because it loves me, I guess.

4. The market in the morning, the scent of newspapers and mimosas surrounding us.

user2: the Spider-Man keychains omg 🥹🥹

user9: estie bestie would love them lol

user2: oh bestie while I 100% agree, I doubt Cassie knows about estie bestie..

romanticalliope: Ahah, I do know about Esteban :) and I bet he’d adore them too 🤍

user11: CASSIE SWIFTIE ???

romanticalliope: Confirmed 🥰

user5: I feel like you really like Impressionism, is it your favorite style ?? Also I LOVE this painting, still didn’t have the chance to see it IRL :(

romanticalliope: Impressionism is my favorite indeed ! I hope you’ll be able to see it soon, it’s truly something 🤍

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1. A new tattoo, an illustration for Annabel Lee, Edgar Allan Poe. While I don’t particularly like this writer, this poem has changed the trajectory of my life and I felt it was only fair to have it engraved in me, forever.

2. Walking back from university and feeling leaves crunching beneath my weight, the smell of wet asphalt taking over my senses.

3. My friends and I going to the Lego store and standing in front of the keychains for a good few minutes, admiring the tiny persons.

4. A picture with Esteban, from 2016, baby face and all. For those not believing I actually knew who he was 😬😉

estebanocon: Nooon les deux enfants qu’on était ! On doit faire d’autre photos plus récentes 🤣 (nooo the two children we were ! we need to take more recent pictures)

romanticalliope: Invite moi dans le garage Alpine et on prend autant de photos que tu veux 😭 (invite me inside the Alpine garage and we’ll take as much pics as you want)

estebanocon: Bien compris 🫡 (understood)

user12: THE TATTOO OH GOD ITS SO PRETTY

user13: ESTIE 😭😭😭 A BABY

user14: I didn’t expect to see f1 related posts on this account 😬 not complaining tho !

user2: me neither !

user9: the tattoo is breathtaking, cheers to the artist !!

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[harrysfolklore]

could you pls do a fake ig post with daisy edgar jones!? love ur work <3

day two of blurbs !! this has writing under the cut so don’t skip it just yet ! you know how much i love doing interview blurbs <3 i hope you like this

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yourinstagram I let @elleuk ask me anything, you can watch the video on the link on my bio 😁

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ynfan1 MY GIRLFRIEND

florencepugh 💍💍💍💍

harryfan1 i’m jealous of harry

harrystyles You’re cute ❤️

↳ yourinstagram Thanks, but i’m not single

↳ ynfan2 they’re that annoyingly cheesy couple i love them

↳ harryfan2 BABIES

The video began with you sitting in a chair in the studio, with an excited smile on your face and ready to get on with the questions

"Hi I'm YN and I'm here with Elle UK to play 'Ask me Anything'" you introduced yourself as the producers told you to, the video then moved to show the first question.

"What's the funniest thing you've read about yourself?”

"There was something really funny that happened quite recently" you told the camera giggling a bit as you remembered said moment "I kept getting messages from people saying like 'oh my gosh congrats on your pregnancy' but I'm not pregnant so somebody came out with the rumor on social media and everyone thought it was real" you continued as you let out a small laugh, "The fact that I kept wearing baggy clothes didn't help at all I guess, even my boyfriend's mom Anne texted me about it. But just to be clear, I'm not pregnant, don´t believe everything you read on the internet, kids" you pointed to the camera as the video moved to show the next question.

"What's your biggest fangirl moment?"

"It was actually when I met Harry" your smile grew wider again, and anyone could tell how much you loved telling that story "He was in the room and I was like oh my gosh, I couldn't think of anything else, I went up and said hello and I was quite uncool, but we were both 18 and he was really nice to me even though I was clearly fangirling over him" the producers let out small laugh at your story, and you were pretty sure fans would go crazy over it "But we've been together for 5 years now so I think my fangirling charmed him" you winked at the camera, ready for the next question

"Who would you let tattoo you, Sebastian Stan or Andrew Garfield?”

"Oh my gosh if I had to choose between Sebastian or Andrew to give me a tattoo" you paused to think, not sure which one of your co stars would you trust with a tattoo "I feel like I would get a funnier tattoo from Andrew, but I trust Sebastian more with it, I feel like I could trust him if I couldn't choose, he would choose that was good for me" you clasped your hands together as you finished your answer, really satisfied with it

"What's the best thing about attending red carpet events?”

"I'm still getting used to going to red carpet events, no matter how many years you've been in this industry, you're never fully used to it" you paused "But I guess the good thing about them is that you're able to be there with people you love, I think everyone knows how much I love going with Taylor and Daya, and when It's even better when Harry is able to join me" you muttered with a smile, not hiding how much you enjoy talking about your boyfriend

"Name three celebrities, dead or alive, you'd invite to a dinner party"

"If I was having a dinner party and I could invite anybody, dead or alive, I'd of course have to have Sofia Vergara because I love her, she will make any party or event so much fun, and I would love to invite Heath Ledger because I always dreamed of working with him, and maybe Viola Davis, because Viola Davis is Viola Davis, so" you shrugged with a grin, moving to the next question

"What's the most difficult part of being in the public eye?"

"I think one of the most difficult parts about being in the public eye is that no one truly knows who you are but they all assume they do" the tone in your voice was a bit more serious, since this an answer you want everyone to understand "There's a lot of misconceptions or ideas that people ran with and you can't really shut them down" you continued "And when you're in a relationship with someone who's also in the public eye, that's hard too, we have people who constantly want a scoop on our private life and people who are not cool with us being together, that's something we have learned to endure all these years" you finished, hoping your answer doesn't start any arguments

"Whats your karaoke song of choice?"

"Okay It’s time to tell a secret" you changed the tone of your voice to make the moment sound dramatic "I actually won a karaoke competition once singing 'Go your own way' by Fleetwood Mac, I won a Chipotle gift card and It felt like winning a Grammy" the producers laughed again, your natural bubbly personality always making everyone have a great time "But I don´t know, I feel like now it would be 'Juice' by Lizzo because I love singing it while I'm cooking breakfast, and I love Lizzo"

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"

"There's a lot of versions I could see, but one that I for sure love to see happen is me creating an empire" you smiled into the camera "And, you know, I am rocking it as a producer and acting in great amazing projects, hopefully I have a stable life and family with the man I love and I can balance it all" you answered genuinely, not resisting the urge to mention your beloved boyfriend once again.

"How was your first meeting with Florence Pugh?"

"So the first time I met miss Flo” you paused and smirked at the camera, knowing too well that fans would instantly catch the meaning behind that nickname “Was at a get together that was organized by Greta Gerwig for the 'Little Women' cast" you began telling the story "She was really nice and since I didn't know anyone else I kinda stayed glued to her the entire evening" you giggled before continuing "But after that we became the best of friends, basically, and she knows I love her to pieces" you smiled and the video moved to show your final question

"Would you star opposite to Harry Styles in a movie?"

"I mean, I don't know how convenient would mixing business with pleasure be, you know what they say about that" you smirked, aware fans would rewind and screen record your answer at least a hundred times "But I would love to do a project with him, I'm so proud of how much his acting career has evolved and It would mean the world to me to share the screen with him" your words were laced with adoration, meaning every single one of them "So who knows? Maybe you'll see us together in a horror slasher soon" you winked and giggled, hoping your answer was enough to make fans go crazy

"Thank you for watching me play 'Ask Me Anything', I'm YN and I hope you enjoy 'Fresh', now streamimg on Hulu" you said your goodbyes with a smile and waving your hand, wrapping up the video.

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[gothamslostboy]

Dwayne W/ A Werewolf Mate

MICHAEL DAVID PAUL MARKO

A mix between David and Paul’s reactions

He wants to seek you out the second he senses you

Bc duh

Mate bond

But he’s nervous you’ll attack him

Or the boys

Orr that you have a pack that would attack them

So he spends a few hours watching from afar

Even though you know he’s there

And he knows you know

It’s kind of a stand off between who will summon the courage to approach the other first

It’s him

Dwayne followed you into a bookstore and saw you pick up three books on his tbr list

So he just had to talk about them with you

As soon as he approaches, you know he’s your mate

It was uncertain until he got close enough for you to get a good sniff

The two of you end up talking for hours

Getting some human food to snack on while you get to know eachother

This leads to more and more dates until you eventually meet the others

It goes…. Better than Dwayne expected

David only threatened to fight you instead of actually doing it so he sees it as a success

Once David starts to trust you it makes Dwayne even happier

You two have really great communication

But don’t often use words

Just by watching each others body language also using Dwayne’s scent in your case you know exactly how the other is feeling on any given day

Which is how you knew about Dwayne’s discomfort with your mortality

Stronger than a human, but not enough to beat Father Time

So you went to max

He was the head vampire after all, if anyone could figure this out it’d be him

You and Max worked for days to find something, hoping to suprise dwayne

Eventually you found a book of spells and rituals that did the trick

When he realized you were immortal now, Dwayne did a literal backflip off the fountain

Now that your safety is less of an issue, you two did some experiments to see if werewolves or vampires were better

All in good fun of course

Raced eachother in human and monster form

Hunted for prey

Punched solid rocks

Ya know typical relationship things

In the end you guys didn’t care who won, just enjoyed each other’s company

It wasn’t a total issue to switch from sleeping at night to during the day, but you struggled a bit

When it was time for bed, you find it more comfortable to sleep in wolf form

Dwayne pets your fur until you fall asleep and then uses you like a pillow

When it comes to the Emerson’s attack, you were the one who convinced the group to have an actual plan

The Frogs’ missed Marko’s heart by a few inches, so David put him in a hidden section of the cave while the 4 of you went to the house

Just in case

In wolf form, you approached first, a little before sundown, to distract nanook

Michael had just assumed you were a vampire too, and now assumed you were just a big ass dog

You convinced nanook to run off with you

Leading him to a cage in the woods set up earlier in order to turn him into a hell hound for Sam later

Next you snuck in the house and found laddie

He was like yours and Dwayne’s son, so you wanted to make sure he was safe before anyone else

Putting him on your back, you carefully made it back to the cave a little after it officially became night

Paul put him in charge of watching Marko and flew you to David and Dwayne

There, you four went one by one in capturing the ppl in the house, working together instead of separately

They were all except Star and Michael given a choice of being a vampire or werewolf

Sam and Allan chose vampire

Edgar chose werewolf

It took about a decade for the group to be fully peaceful

You mentored Edgar while Dwayne taught the other boys, eventually seeing them as your other 3 kids

Nanook turned out to be a pretty great hell hound, and a decent conversationalist

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The Queen's Secret Chapter 4*

Summary: The King's jealousy is revealed after Queen Y/n's second session with Prince Harry, and because their session gets cut short, Harry and Y/n make plans to meet later in the night.

Warning: Smut, angst, aggressive male behavior

The Queen's Secret Masterlist

Chapter 3*

Chapter 4*

The evening after the Queen and the Prince had their first session, they both found it hard to stop thinking about one another. The Queen and the King ate dinner together and while the King did ask how everything went, he seemed very casual about it and not worried in the least.

“It went just as expected. I hope that we can conceive this week and then it will be over with. But of course, we won’t know for sure for another few weeks, maybe even six more weeks before we can know whether I’m pregnant or not. I’ll be glad when it’s over with.” She lied. Of course she didn’t want this to be over with. Harry was an incredible lover and exceeded her expectations in every way. In fact, as she spoke about this to the King she was trying to stop herself from getting warm and working to regulate how her breathing became more labored and her heart rate increased.

She felt herself quite aroused just at the mention of the prince. Her thoughts of what he’d done to her not long before were overwhelming. She couldn’t help herself as she bit into her roasted vegetables and thought of how Harry’s long dick reached into her in a way the King’s never would. She couldn’t stop thinking of the noises he made when he felt her clenching around him, squeezing his meaty cock and the way it felt inside of her, thick and heavy. How he never forgot her clit or her own pleasure. The way his eyes met hers when he ate her out or when they were fucking.

Yes, she felt herself grow a bit damp in her panties at the just the thought of him. She couldn’t wait for the following evening with him again.

At the same time, Harry was reeling over what he’d allowed himself to feel when he was with the Queen. He experienced guilt at how much he liked it, how he enjoyed it far more than he enjoyed anything with Gertrude as of late. But he was hard pressed to not think about the Queen’s body and her soft moans, and the way she made him feel. Their bodies fit together so well and the Queen loved the things he did to her. Harry was already imaging how tomorrow’s session would go. All these thoughts about his Queen had him half hard in his trousers. But he wouldn’t take care of himself this week, not when he’d be with Y/n every night.

The following day, both Y/n and Harry were in exceptionally good moods. Both had enjoyed one another the day before and their physical needs had been more than met. They were also filled with anticipation of what was to come again that evening.

The Queen had been told to rest during the week she’d be having her sessions with the prince. So her day was spent relaxing, and reading, much like the day before. But today, the King, for some reason was more present than normal. He was being extra kind to her today. He brought to her the lunch that was prepared for her, which would normally be served by staff from the kitchen. When he entered their bedchambers, where the Queen preferred to eat on this day, she was surprised to see Edgar.

On the tray were all the things that would be good for a woman trying to conceive. Edgar placed it on the table where the Queen was sat on the balcony outside. She was reading when Edgar arrived.

“What are you doing serving me my lunch? Don’t you have a meeting you need to be attending right now?” Y/n knew his schedule to the minute. The King should’ve not been here.

“I cancelled. I want to be around today a bit. Yesterday I was only able to see you at dinner but this is a special week for us! Perhaps after your session tonight I can bring you back here and take care of you, you know, since you’re not getting an orgasm out of the deal.” He laughed, as if the matter were silly and lighthearted.

Now, even though the Queen was very well taken care of by Harry yesterday, what if they had just followed the rules? How would this circumstance have been funny or lighthearted at all? It’s quite awful actually. The original plan. She’s happy they secretly did away with the protocols.

“So, you plan on taking me here to give me an orgasm after I’ve been defiled by your brother-in-law?” The Queen figured if the King thought this was funny, she’d join in with her own jokes.

“Defiled? What? No! This is just a procedure that must be endured. Don’t think of it that way, my darling. I’m happy to give you what you need after each session. So, maybe your body will somehow be more open to conceiving. Relaxed and satisfied.”

The Queen couldn’t help the scoff that escaped her lips. The King had to know he was not a winner in bed. He had to have realized he often left her wanting. She made it no secret when she didn’t come. She never faked an orgasm with any man and she made her disappointment evident to Edgar when he’d come and then roll over to go to sleep. The King was not an idiot but this assumption he had was preposterous!

“Edgar… I… how are you going to give me what I need exactly?” The Queen took a bite of her seared leafy greens (which was supposed to provide her with exceptional nutrients her body would need for when she did become pregnant). She winced at the bitter taste but swallowed it down, nonetheless.

“Well, we’ll have sex, my dear. You like having sex. With Harry you aren’t able to enjoy it, but you can with me.” He stood next to her and spoke as if it should be no surprise. Perhaps the Queen underestimated Edgar’s idiocy after all. Maybe he was unaware or never noticed her disappointment.

She ate another bite and sipped the water and thought for a moment how she would tell the King what she wanted to tell him without hurting his feelings too badly, “Edgar… I don’t know how to tell you this but I don’t orgasm most of the time when you and I have sex. Is that not obvious to you, my husband?”

This is a conversation that Y/n knows should have taken place a long time ago. But she’s truly surprised that the King seems dumbfounded by this revelation.

“Why haven’t you told me this? I thought you enjoyed sex with me?” Edgar sat down at the chair opposite the Queen.

“I thought it was obvious. When you and I are together you never take care to see that I’m pleased. You just go in and come and then roll over and go to sleep. Are you not aware what it’s like when a woman has an orgasm? I mean, the difference between the times I do orgasm and when I don’t should be very obvious to you.”

The King sits with confusion on his face as he shakes his head in wonder, “I had no idea, Y/n. You are saying you don’t orgasm every time we are together?”

Y/n can’t believe how dumb the King sounds at this moment, “No. Not even close. It’s okay, though. Honestly. Our marriage is much more than just sex. I figured you realized all this. When I just lie there and barely make a peep, that doesn’t give you a hint?” Y/n kept a small smile on her face as she covered the back of the King’s hand with her palm, a gesture of kindness as she felt bad for the man.

The King has learned something new today. He’s rather perturbed by this. All of his years a bachelor and all the women he’s slept with should have given him an upper hand in this arena. “Perhaps you are just more difficult to please then, Y/n. I’ve never had trouble before.”

The Queen removes her hand from the King’s, putting her fork down and drinking her water. Now she’s pissed at him. Now she won’t be gentle or reassuring toward his manhood. What kind of comment is that?

“And I’ll tell you that I’ve never had trouble before marrying you. Perhaps you’re not as good as you think you are.” She cocks her head to the side and keeps her eyes on the King.

The King looks around the balcony and over his shoulder then back to the Queen, “I’ll be outside of the quarters waiting for you after your session.”

With that, he gets up and leaves the Queen in peace. This has dampened her mood considerably. Now she can’t take her time with the Prince and enjoy his body like she had last night. The King, in his delusion, has decided he’s going to take care of her, when he’s never been able to truly take care of her before. What an idiot.

At 5pm both Harry and Y/n are escorted to their quarters by the same guard as the night before. Edgar is no where to be seen.

When Harry and Y/n have entered the room Harry is immediately grasping the Queen by her neck and pulling her in to him, his lips on hers in a heated and needy kiss. The Queen breathes in heavy through her nose as Harry cradles her head and licks at her lips. Her arms slide up over his shoulders and she opens her mouth for him.

But, before the Queen can get too carried away, she needs to tell Harry about the King’s plans. She moves her hands down over his chest and pushes at him with a giggle, “Harry, wait…” she speaks breathlessly, bending back a bit, away from Harry’s lips as he continues to bend forward toward her.

Harry breaths and his chest is rising and falling in his excitement. He looks at her with worry on his face.

“Edgar said he’ll be waiting for me after our session with the guard. So we have to be quick and quiet I think.” Y/n bites her lip and takes in the prince. He’s so handsome and she just wants to tear his clothes off.

Harry pauses and blinks, “Oh. That’s disappointing. But don’t worry. We can make it quick if we need my Queen.” Harry dips down and begins kiss at her cheek and then lowers his lips to her jaw, “I still want you to come on my cock. Love how you feel around me.” He speaks quietly into her ear as he slowly moves her to the bed, his lips over her neck.

Y/n quickly begins to undress herself and Harry stands upright to unbutton the cuffs of his sleeves as he watches his Queen open her dress and reveal herself to him. He has been imagining touching her and smelling her all day long. Even if they have to be quick this time he will not waste the moment by worrying about her husband. He’s going to make every second count.

Soon, all their clothes are off and in a pile at the foot of the bed. Harry is quick to get the queen onto the bed and he climbs atop, spreading her thigh and immediately places two fingers at her clit and watches her face, “Gonna get your nice and wet first, okay? No matter what, I want you feeling good. I’ve been thinking of this all day and even if we don’t have all the time we want, I don’t want it spoiled.”

The pads of his fingers draw over her slowly as he takes his other hand and bends her left knee upward, pushing her thigh toward her chest. He smooths his hand under her thigh and the Queen places her palms over her breasts as she watches the tattooed man above her. Her soft breaths and the bucking of her hips give Harry the signals that he’s doing something right.

“Little pussy is begging for my cock isn’t she?” He speaks as he watches her pussy begin to glisten with her arousal. She slowly starts to become wetter with his fingers on her.

Y/n nods at the prince, “Yes, my pussy needs to be taken care of, Harry. You’re the only one who knows how.”

Harry darts his gaze from her cunt up to the Queen’s rounded eyes when she says this. He groans at her words and licks his lips. He can’t help himself when he lowers his mouth to her pussy and licks over her for a few minutes. Y/n immediately finds her fingers in his hair when his face settles over her mound.

When she moans too loudly Harry lifts his head and then slides two fingers inside of his Queen to feel her, “Shh shh shh…” he laughs lightly, “mustn’t be too loud. You ready for my cock? Wish I could take my time but seems we need to move this along a bit.”

The Queen smiles and nods, “Ready.” She bites her lip as Harry moves her into position how he wants her. Grabbing her right thigh, he places her leg over his shoulder as he keeps her other leg bent at the knee and hovers over her. He’s so hard it hurts and he knows he won’t last long, given how excited he was last night and all of today.

He watches her face as he begins to inch his way forward and when the Queen lets out a particularly high-pitched gasp Harry shakes his head and places his palm over her mouth, “Need to be quiet. I know it feels good. I know you’ve been neglected, Y/n. But if the King hears you sing out in pleasure, he’ll make it so we can’t do this anymore. You don’t want that do you?” He speaks as he continues pressing deep into her body.

The Queen shakes her head and sighs into Harry’s palm. His cock feels so good parting her walls and moving through her the way it does. She stretches so perfectly around him and he’s got her so wet already.

Harry breathes heavy as he begins to move into her, backing out and then pressing in deep, until he’s bottomed out, “Fucking balls deep, Y/n. God that feels good. No pussy like this one. I swear.” His words come out shaky and strained as he brings a hand down to gently put pressure on her clit, rubbing her slickness all over her sensitive bud.

Y/n gasps into Harry’s palm when he touches her clitoris. It’s so sensational, the feel of him over her. His cock is not like any other. She wants to talk to him but she also can’t control her moans and whimpers when Harry begins to fuck into her a little faster, a little harder. He’s talking a little extra dirty today and she loves it. And Harry was so on edge all day thinking about this moment that he’s unleashing his nastiest and most honest thoughts to her in dark whispers as he spreads her open with each thrust.

“You like this, don’t you? My cock making you feel good, Queen? Cause your pussy is all I could dream about last night. Your whines, how wet you are for me. Fuck…”

The Queen is thankful for Harry’s hand over her mouth because she is being just as loud as she was yesterday. She knows she can be quiet, it’s not hard when the King is fucking her. But with Harry? She’s having a difficult time controlling her volume.

But the sound of Harry fucking the Queen is loud through the room. Pat-pat-pat of their skin smacking together when his heavy balls make contact with her ass, the wet and slippery arousal allowing his solid and fat cock to slide in and out.

“Not gonna stop til you’re creaming all over my cock like you did yesterday. Want your come on me so I know I pleased you my Queen. Come for me, beautiful Queen.”

Y/n’s eyes rolled to the back of her head at his words and his cadence was hard enough that she was being pushed up toward the headboard at each smack. He never lifted his fingers from her clit, though, and that was exactly what she needed. To be fucked hard by Harry’s long cock and getting her clit sloppily rubbed over at the same time.

She moaned into his hand, moisture building between his palm and her lips as she kept a steady stream of heavy breaths and whimpers falling from her lungs. Her orgasm was already on its way, thanks to Harry’s dirty words and his fingers over her clit.

She grabbed onto his shoulders as he rolled his hips into her. He was going to burst into her. He was so horny, even before they’d begun. He couldn’t stop thinking of her. He had hoped that they could take their time but he wouldn’t complain about this at all. He was just happy to be in her presence and inside of her.

He groaned into the room as quietly as he was able to when he felt himself start to tip.

“Like being stuffed full of my cock, don’t you? Yeah? Gonna fill you with my sperm and give you my babies as soon as you come on my cock. Gonna make you a mommy soon.” He felt his vision blur when his orgasm started to unleash before he intended. He groaned and trembled, trying to hold himself back.

The Queen could feel his cock twitch inside of her and with his last phrase about being a mommy she could no longer think straight. Her orgasm wiped through her system, and she cried out in big gasps and whimpers, calling Harry’s name into his palm. He grunted when he felt her clench around him, his balls finally releasing his sperm up through his cock and into his Queen’s soft and fertile pussy.

They writhed together as their orgasms lingered for a few moments longer, both out of breath with ringing ears. Harry removed his palm and dragged the hand he held over her mouth over her cheek and pushed his fingers into her hair. He leaned down and kissed her lips, they were both still exasperated by their orgasms, heavy breaths and wildly beating hearts.

“Harry…” the Queen breathed out as quietly as she could in between his kisses, “… I need that all the time. You’re so good.”

Harry lapped into her mouth and moaned at her words, “Mmm…” he tried speaking to her, his words being pressed into her lips, “Fucking need it too, Y/n. Fuck.”

When they both stopped quivering and Harry sat up, he gently smoothed his hands over the Queen’s breasts and then down over her tummy, “I wish we had more time. Can I…” he sighed as he considered his next words, “… give you my number? Maybe you can text me or something. I know we can’t really… I just… I don’t know. Stupid idea.” He laughed and the Queen pushed herself up with her palms and then quickly wrapped her hand around Harry’s forearm.

“It’s not stupid. Not at all. I’d love to be in contact outside of just these sessions. But we must be careful.” She moved her hand to hold his and sat up further, reaching her other hand up to his neck to pull him down for another kiss.

They didn’t know what they were doing really. This was all a big mistake. They were beginning to feel very familiar and comfortable with another very quickly and Y/n was desperate for his touch and to have his eyes on her.

Their lips together made sense and Harry pulled her into his lap to feel her close. Their centers were both still wet and Y/n could use another orgasm but they had to leave the room soon, before the king wondered what was taking so long.

“You’re so beautiful, Y/n.” Harry looked at his Queen as she climbed off his lap and quickly picked up her robe.

She smiled at the prince and looked over his handsome and strong body as he stood from the bed, picking his own clothes up.

“I think you’re beautiful too, Harry. Maybe…” she bit her lip and tied the dressing robe tight around her center as she watched him pull his briefs up, “maybe we can see one another a little later. Perhaps I could come over? If you want, of course. I just feel like this wasn’t enough.”

Harry pauses and with a big grin across his face he nods and takes her in his arms, “You want to see me? Later?” He smiled at her in surprise.

The Queen put her hands over his hips, he was only wearing his underwear, “Yes. I know it’s inappropriate. But since Gertrude is gone this week and… well, we couldn’t really take our time. It’s just that I’d been imaging this all day and then Edgar ruined it.”

Harry nodded and pressed his lips to Y/n’s, “Yes. Please.” His warm lips encased hers and they stood in the center of the room with their lips attached when there was a sudden knock at the door.

They both jumped away from one another with wide eyes and could hear the muffled sound of someone speaking through the door. It was difficult to hear what was being said but they knew it was the king. For whom else would be allowed to disturb them during their session?

Harry rushed to pull his trousers up and fix his shirt and hair. Y/n smoothed her own hair out and slipped her shoes on.

When Harry had fixed himself the best he could he quickly drew the Queen back into his arms and kissed her, “Text me and we’ll make a plan.” He kept his eyes on hers for a moment before rushing to the door and opening it to see his brother-in-law, the king standing outside.

Harry greeted Edgar and turned back once more to see his Queen standing in the room with a frown on her face as she looked to her husband.

The king’s antics were clear to Y/n as soon as he’d gotten her back to their bedchambers. When she asked why he was at the door and knocking during their session, when it was explicitly laid out that no one other than the guard was to be at the door for any reason, his response had her angry with him.

“Because you’d been in there for a bit longer than I thought was necessary. He shouldn’t need to stay in there while you’re getting dressed. What business did he have to still be in there while you were putting your robe on?”

She and Edgar went back and forth a bit in argument but then the King told her to remove her robe and that it was time for him to please her.

“Edgar, really. I am not in the mood now. Can’t this wait? I’ve had to put up with this ordeal and now you need me to give more of myself? I’m tired.” Y/n did not sit on the bed as the King had asked her. Nor did she remove her robe.

“The prince has had you today and yesterday. I would like to have you now. Because you’re my wife. Or did you forget this?”

The Queen let out a trite laugh, hoping the King understood her snark, “I wouldn’t forget, Edgar. How could I? And I’d like to be left alone after those sessions. It’s draining having to do what I’m doing. You’re not in there so you don’t know. You’ll need to be more understanding with me during this time. The week will be up soon and we can go back to our normal routine. But this…” she waved her arms around her, “is not what I want right now. I’d like to relax and bathe perhaps. Maybe read a book to get my mind off this whole ordeal.”

“My Queen, if it’s that bad, I should stand in next time. So I can understand what you’re being put through. Tomorrow, I’ll go with you.”

The Queen’s eyes nearly bulged out of her head at his words and she crossed the room to her husband, “You will not! That is even more unacceptable than it is to stand outside of the room in wait for us. For both Harry and I, we are the ones having to do this. Why would I want to subject myself to further humiliation. You’ve lost your fucking mind, Edgar!”

The Queen walked past her husband and to the bathroom and was blocked from the closing the door when his hand stopped it.

“I think you have forgotten who the ruler of this land is, my dear. I can do what I please. If I want to stand in and watch the spectacle I will. If I want to stand at the door and time your interactions with Gertrude’s husband, I will. If I want to have sex with my wife after she’s had her session, by god I will!” His face was growing red as he spoke.

Y/n had never heard Edgar speak to her this way, though she’d never spoken to him the way she just did either, but she felt it was deserved. Their marriage had been relatively mundane up until this issue with his fertility came about.

“Listen, I need you to understand that my privacy is worth more to me than anything. Anything, Edgar. I am disappointed that you feel the need to undermine that and to disregard what I would like. I have done nothing wrong. My intentions are to get pregnant and then this will all be over with. If you are fiddling around with the rules and making things harder for us, well, I just think you’re going to make an already awful experience even worse and I will grow bitter and resentful toward you and surely Harry will too. I know he’ll go back to Gertrude telling her how awful you are if you insist on sitting in. It’s not an option if you want to be a sovereign king, Edgar.”

Edgar narrowed his eyes and grabbed at Y/n’s robe, pulling it open. The Queen gasped as she dealt with Edgar’s aggressive behavior. When he dragged the material off of her body he searched her flesh and pushed her to turn around.

“Fucks sake, Edgar! What are you doing?” She turned to look at the king.

“I’m making sure there are no marks, bruises, anything that could indicate Harry has been rough with you or has done more than he’s allowed.”

The Queen was coming to understand that Edgar wasn’t as calm about all this as he played it off previously. He seemed to not worry or care one bit, but this was something. He did care and it seemed he was even a little jealous perhaps.

“Please, Edgar. This is already humiliating enough. Now I’m subjected to my own husband treating me like a whore? Why are you doing this to me?”

Edgar’s hand ran over the Queen’s back and down toward her bottom, “Because you’re my wife. You belong to me. Not to Harry. I would think you would quickly obey and not question my judgement or authority. You’ve always been so good before this. It just makes me wonder.”

With her heart pounding in her chest and a lump in her throat the Queen spoke in a shaky breath, “I’ve never had the need to disobey or to question you, my King. But you are treating me like a harlot and I’ve been nothing but a good wife and helper to you. I won’t just allow you to disrespect me like this. You’ve never seen it because there’s never been a need. Until this moment.”

The king removed his hand from her skin, leaving the bathroom and then stormed out of the room with the heavy door slamming behind him. He was feeling himself lose control and he didn’t like that his wife was being fucked by another man who would get her pregnant when he couldn’t. He felt like a failure and his insecurities were beginning to be made evident. He feigned confidence but the reality was that he was feeling like less than a man for the first time in his life and he didn’t know how to deal with it.

Y/n was relieved that he’d left. She didn’t care that he was upset, she didn’t like him treating her the way he had. It was the first time he’d ever done something like that to her and she was angry and hurt. She made no move to leave the bathroom right away as she stood with her palms on the sink counter and looked at the mirror. Her robe was still on the floor at her feet where the king had pulled it off her. She was confused and shocked as well.

She knew what she and Harry were doing was crossing the line. They were starting to get very warm with one another and they both really enjoyed sex together. So was she allowed to feel hurt by her husband who seemed to be jealous when she had in fact done something wrong? She’d been given an orgasm less than an hour ago by a man who was not her husband. And maybe that was wrong, but at the same time, this whole circumstance wasn’t necessarily her fault. But she felt conflicted nonetheless.

After a shower and much consideration about her circumstance she decided to text Harry. The more she thought about what the king had done the angrier she grew. The king could have told the court and the Kingdom of Manon the truth. That they were unable to have a child and then Harry and Gertrude’s children would have been up for the crown next and the people would have been satisfied with this. She knows it. But the king, in his self-righteous and egotistical manner, insisted that the kingdom not find out about him being infertile. If he’d just swallowed his pride, none of this would be happening. Y/n would be fine to go on with her husband as they were. Her life was filled with interesting people and organized volunteer outings, consequential decision making in conjunction with the king, new hobbies, travel, and the like. Being the Queen had been a full-time job that she adored and while Edgar was not the star in bed that he'd made himself out to be, she would have been fine. Disappointed in their night routine but fine.

But now… well, the king wouldn’t settle for having anyone know of his shortcomings and it caused their current issue. This was his fault. The feelings and interest she developed toward Harry would have never begun if they’d never had sex in the first place. It was bound to happen if they became intimate. Maybe if it were another man in place of Harry Y/n wouldn’t be feeling the way she does but, the man she suddenly desires is Harry and it’s because of the ego of the king. He pushed them into this situation.

To Prince Harry: I will arrive at your home in thirty minutes if you’ll still have me.

The Queen put a dark grey cashmere tracksuit on. The soft sweater had a hood, which would be perfect for her going about without too many noticing her. When she’d put on her incognito outfit she looked at her phone and saw a response from Harry.

From Prince Harry: I will leave the door unlocked. Just come in when you arrive.

Leaving her guard behind wasn’t difficult. He didn’t need to go everywhere she went. Manon was a safe and stable kingdom and there had never been a threat to the Queen before. She had no enemies. She left the grounds quietly and with no one the wiser, except for the entrance guards. She told them she needed to clear her mind with an evening stroll and she’d be back in a few hours.

Harry and Gertrude lived only a fifteen-minute walk away. Their beautiful home was fit for a Prince and Princess. It was large and would be considered a mansion by any standards. The front lawn was manicured with trees and shrubs and a lattice went up the front of the façade with vines winding around the slats.

When she got to the front door, she went inside as instructed and shut the door behind her. She could hear Harry descending the stairs until suddenly he was in view before her as he made his way down the last few steps.

Without any words exchanged, Harry rushed to where Y/n stood near the front door and took her face into his hands and pressed his lips to hers in greeting.

Y/n wanted to tell Harry of all the things the king had said and done right away but she could tell that would all need to wait with the way Harry had her body pushed into the wall next to the door, how his hands smoothed around to the back of her neck holding her close to him as his lips enveloped hers in a crushing kiss.

Yes, talk could wait. For there was a more immediate need upon the new lovers.

Chapter 5*

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[starglow-xx]

— the ada boys when they find out their little sister is dating someone they know

characters: dazai osamu, edogawa ranpo, kunikida doppo, nakajima atsushi

a/n: i found this buried in the depths of my drafts and it’s kinda like a part two to this !!

i originally had junichiro here too but i got stumped and gave up so maybe i’ll try again for him next time😅

dazai osamu *ೃ༄

// nakajima atsushi (sorry for those who expected chuuya; i wanted to mix it up hehe)

im gonna call it now, if you’re 18 (and single ofc), he would try to set you up with atsushi

*you and atsushi having a friendly conversation bc yk you two are friends*

*dazai creeping up in the background and obnoxiously whispering* shala-la-la-la-la don't be scared! you got the mood prepared! go on and kiss the girl!

you and atsushi: “...”

i feel like it would start off as a joke to piss you off, annoy you, and embarrass the both you

but at some point he might be doing it fr and not as a joke

and if by any chance, you do get together with atsushi then yay!! his precious little sister and his subordinate are dating <33

but it’s different if you were actually secretly dating atsushi the entire time cause then he’ll go off on some tangent about “betrayal and heartbreak”

dazai’s words not mine

but nonetheless, is genuinely happy for the both of you <33

tho does not mean you escape the menace that is your big brother

“ne ne atsushi-kun have you and y/n-chan ever went all the waAWHACKS”

“d-dazai-san?! a-are you okay?!”

“let’s just leave him alone for right now atsushi-kun”

“but y/n-chan you threw a plant at him. a potted plant.”

“i know what i did atsushi”

besides bothering u, he constantly wants all the deets bc he’s nosy like that

“hey y/n-chan–”

“osamu go away”

“but i didn’t say anything yet!”

also blackmails both u and atsushi bc yeah he’s a little shit

you don’t even know how he knows the things he knows bc you’re 98% sure you haven’t told him or gave anything away

“so how was your date at the park? you know, the one you went on yesterday instead of doing those errands kunikida-kun wanted you two to do? i wonder how mad he’ll get~”

“…im calling chuuya-san”

“(y/n) you’re no fun!”

edogawa ranpo *ೃ༄

// edgar allen poe

he’d be such a fucking troll

“poe-kun can you run to the store and get this for me?”

“ah yes of course ranpo-kun!”

“what was that?”

“oh er, of course greatest detective in all of japan and the rest of world!”

anything for that big brother approval yk?

ranpo just wants to mess with him bc he’s bored (and bc he’s a little bitter his younger sister is dating)

poe would come back from the store and ranpo will send him back like 7 times claiming that he didn’t get the right thing or that he forgot to tell him to buy something else

“ah i hope this is the right one this time! i wonder what ranpo-kun needs motor oil and tupperware for anyways...”

ranpo, if he’s not sending poe out for sweets, he always sends him to get stuff he doesn’t need nor want if he’s feeling particularly bored that day and if he’s feeling generous, he’d send poe to run the errands everyone else is supposed to be doing

for example, making him buy the things on yosano’s supply list or going to the grocery store to use the coupons kunikida had been saving

and poe being poe and being in the position he’s in won’t question why he needs it find some more tweezers, sharp knives, alcohol, scalpels or buy 3 dozen eggs and dish washing soap

finding out, you weren’t exactly pleased

you: im speechless!

ranpo: *looks stright into the camera like he’s in the office*

ranpo: despite being “speechless”, (y/n) continued to yell at me for another hour

kunikida doppo *ೃ༄

// dazai osamu

i don’t know how to start this besides holy shit he will flip the fuck out

it’s dazai what else were you expecting?

but jeez lighten up nii-san would you? smh

eventually, he’ll suck it up

it’ll take...quite a while but yes

he’ll suck it up just for you and only you

somewhere deep down inside he’s happy tho bc, he along with everyone else in the agency knows that he secretly cares for dazai

but he has night terrors realizing that if/when you guys get married, they’ll be brothers (in laws, but whatever)

if you accidentally show up with a hickey to work, even if it’s just barely visible, he’s throwing dazai out the window

twice

and then locking him in a closet

dazai also likes to take all your paperwork along with his and hide them in random folders of kunikida’s work so he’ll accidentally do them

istg he’s literally like 5 pieces of paper away from being finished before he realizes he’s in the middle of doing dazai’s 2 week missing report and that he’s done all of your paperwork for today

he starts screaming and you nervously sweat drop from like halfway across the city bc oh boy you can already tell that this isn’t going to go down well

nakajima atsushi *ೃ༄

// akutagawa ryuunosuke

for the sake of keeping you of age, let’s say you’re twins

I CANNOT RN IM BOTH CRYING AND LAUGHING PLEASE SAVE HIM

he cannot for the life of him comprehend how you fell for that...thing

at first you think he’s mad at you which makes you sad, but he’s not; he’s just really really surprised

he never thought that akutagawa would’ve gotten a girlfriend with his “attack and or kill first don’t ask questions ever” kind of thing he’s got going on

ok, sure, akutagawa getting a girlfriend? he’ll get over that shock soon, it’s not rlly his business yk?

but the fact that his girlfriend iS HIS SISTER??

yeah no never in a million years

sometimes he wakes up in the morning thinking that it was a just a nightmare dream till his overhears you on the phone with ryuu and he’s like

“...so that wasn’t a nightmare after all”

anyways

it’s like a complete switch of their relationship

atsushi is more than willing to fight ryuu and on the other hand ryuu is somewhat in control

and just to clarify it’s not bc he doesn’t want to fight atsushi, no he’s always willing to do that bc how dare that jinko look down on me but it’s more like if does it you’ll get upset with him

he doesn’t want to do that

so he fights with every single fiber of his being to resist the urge of smacking atsushi into wall bc no if i do that y/n gets mad and that’s not good

and boy were there close calls

they’re literally 2 seconds from attacking each other but then suddenly they’ll feel a chill in the room from your direction and stop then refuse to make eye contact with anyone

you included (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

you don’t think that they’ll ever get along, but at least for your sake, you’re sure that they’ll at least try to tolerate each other

for now anyways (*°▽°*)

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#bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd #bsd x reader #dazai osamu x reader #edogawa ranpo x reader #kunikida doppo x reader #nakajima atsushi x reader #dazai x reader #ranpo x reader #kunikida x reader #atsushi x reader #dazai osamu #edogawa ranpo #kunikida doppo #nakajima atsushi #armed detective agency x reader #ada x reader #armed detective agency #platonic relationships #female reader #sister reader #[📂🔎] bsd things

[tarnishedinquirer]

Case: Morne Massacre pt 3 (Castle Morne)

Entering the castle, I was immediately greeted by the corpses of several Godrick soldiers. This looked a lot worse than Irina could have known. It's interesting that the golem outside didn't defend them, but if it was the castle servants rebelling, then it probably didn't see them as a threat.

The only thing on this floor was a small armory. Nothing of use, but I noticed something strange about the weapons. They all seemed to be pockmarked, covered in these strange pits. I couldn't identify the source either. It wasn't acid or normal corrosion. And it applied to metal, wood, and leather equally. It was like the material itself was sick.

Perhaps this wasn't even an armory. Perhaps it was a quarantine instead. Best not to risk it.

The only way to the main courtyard was a single elevator, making the front door all but useless for an invading army. Unless it comes from within, of course.

I had some idea what I was expecting before I even got on the elevator. There was an overwhelming charnel stench of blood and offal and rotten meat and burning flesh that only got stronger as I got closer. I was still unprepared for what I saw.

I couldn't believe so many people had ever lived here, let alone died. It was mostly the long-necked commoners, but there were corpses of nobles and soldiers too, stacked as high as a small hill. Still more were impaled or hung.

It probably should've affected me more, but I'd seen horrors like this before in another life. Worse, even. I've seen mounds of vertebrae merging into human forms. I've seen entire civilizations burned in flame of sin. I've seen a rift valley half filled with corpses, where the unborn clawed at my legs.

Or... have I?

I shook off the false memories. At the very least, the prison that once held me had similar horrors on its execution field. That must be it.

I worked my way across the courtyard, first dealing with the scavenging dogs, then the chimeric servants. They were too lost in their revelry to even notice as I picked them off one by one. They were easily felled. Even their leader went down before he could even swing his axe once, though it took nearly half a flask worth of pebbles to do it.

Inside, I found a Claymore in serviceable condition, but also more of those pocked armaments. At least this means the blight isn't contagious.

I climbed up to the ramparts into the middle of a battle. Soldiers and footmen of Godrick were fighting with chimeras, and they were clearly losing ground. Then one of the soldiers peeled away from the battle to fight me instead.

So that's how it's going to be, then. Fine. I'm sitting this one out.

While waiting for both sides to exhaust themselves, I took note of the many gallows constructed on this rampart. I expected them to be ramshackle affairs, like they had just been built since the rebellion started, but they looked sturdy and well-used. Though, the fact they were situated on top of the bodies made me think that they were brought out and placed after most of the long-necks had been killed. So the chimeras slaughtered the commoners, brought the gallows out of storage to hang the footmen, and then tossed the long-neck corpses over the side to be piled up in the courtyard?

This didn't add up.

I took care of the stragglers and continued to a high tower, where I met the castellan, Edgar. Of course he wasn't very forthcoming. No one is. He claimed that he treated the "menials" well and they gave him good service, but they were just waiting for their chance to betray him. "Foul creatures, inside and out."

Even after showing him Irina's letter, he refused to quit his post until the Sword of Morne was recovered. I agreed to help him, and he said he'd meet me behind the castle.

Why were the weapons all pockmarked?

Why were the long-necks killed first?

Why were they butchered while the soldiers were hung?

What is the treasured sword of Morne?

#elden ring #elden ring lore #in character #in character blog #in character post #let's play

[cryingabtab]

Save Me A Spark - Part 14

Warnings: Angst, Crying, Cursing

Pairing: Austin Butler x Cassie Hale (OC)

Word Count: 1070

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half of that you see.” ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Austin had to fight the urge to throw his phone across the room after Rory had hung up on him. He opted to set it down next to him while he curled into a ball and sobbed into his knees. Had he really been given wrong information? Did Rory mean it when she said that Cassie loves him? That Cassie wasn’t just using him? That’s not what he had been told three days prior during an emergency meeting that his manager had called. 

~3 days earlier~

Austin walked down the hallway to his manager’s office with a pep in his step. He knew he should probably be feeling anxious about this emergency meeting, but he couldn’t bring himself to care. He was happy. He missed Cassie, of course, but he loved that he got to text and call her. He was excited to get back and see her. 

Upon opening the office door, all of his previous pep dissipated in an instant. There, talking to his manager, was his ex girlfriend, Claire. They both turned to look at him. “Austin,” his manager addressed him. “Have a seat.”

Austin hesitantly sat down in the chair next to Claire. “What’s this about? Why is she here?” 

His manager sighed. “She has brought something to my attention that I think you should know about,” she began. “That girl you’ve been seeing? She’s using you.” 

Austin’s face scrunched up, “What? That’s absurd.” 

“The floor is yours,” his manager said to Claire. 

Claire nodded before turning in her chair to face Austin. “We know she’s not famous. Of course, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. However, in this case, it is. She’s trying to get famous. You’re all part of her plan.” 

Austin scoffed, “How could you possibly assume something like that? You don’t know her.”

Claire nodded. “You’re right. I don’t know her. But I can tell she doesn’t care about you. She never talks about you and the only thing she’s ever posted of you is a picture with her band on her band’s account. I also did some digging and found out that she and the guy at the recording studio she uses are a thing.”

Austin’s face dropped, “What?”

“Yeah, on her personal Instagram account there’s pictures of the two of them together,” she pulled her phone out to show him. “See, she’s kissing his cheek here, they’re hugging in this one, and the caption on this one says ‘I love you Matty’. It doesn’t look good for her.”

For some reason, that sold Austin. He went completely silent as he tried to hold back tears. 

His manager spoke up again. “I’m so sorry, Austin.”

Austin didn’t respond to her. 

“Austin, I care about you. I still love you,” Claire said softly. “We can get you through this. She’s not worth it.”

~Present Time~

Austin knew he had to find out the truth. And there was only one person that he could talk to in order to get it. 

That person was Cassie.

He stood up and walked to the bathroom, blowing his nose before splashing cool water on his face in an attempt to calm down. He wanted to get as much out of this conversation as he possibly could, and he couldn’t do that if he was bawling his eyes out and hyperventilating. It took him around an hour to finally calm down enough to even pick up the phone. 

Austin pressed Cassie’s contact and his thumb hovered over the call button. He sucked in a deep breath and pressed it, letting out a long, shaky exhale as he brought the phone to his ear. He listened as the phone rang…and rang…and rang. She didn’t pick up. Instead, he got her voicemail. “This is Cassie, leave a message.” 

He cursed under his breath and hung up the phone, quickly calling her number once more as he began to pace along the floor, rubbing the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger as he listened to the daunting ring of the phone. After the fourth ring, he heard a trembling sigh, followed by a sweet, but sad, voice. “Hello?” 

“Cassie,” Austin breathed. “I-I’m so sorry.” 

There was a long pause on the other end. “Look,” Cassie said, voice pinched and small. “If you didn’t want me, you could’ve just said so.” Quick, shaky breaths could be heard from her line. It broke Austin’s heart. 

“No, no, no, please don’t cry,” his panic was evident in his voice. “I’m so sorry, Cass. That’s not the case. Please. Hear me out.”

“You have three minutes before I hang up,” she sniffled. 

With a quick sigh of relief and thank you, Austin got to work explaining everything. He was able to explain it all with a minute to spare. 

Cassie sighed and he could hear her soft sniffles. “That’s fucked up,” she mumbled. “You should have just talked to me. I would’ve told you that it was all bullshit. And by the way, Matty is just one of my best friends, and probably the band’s biggest supporter. He’s done a lot for us. All of us have pictures and posts with him just like I do. Plus, I’m pretty sure he’s had the hots for Hazel for like…ever.”

“I-I’m sorry. I know, I should’ve talked to you first. I-“ Ausrin was interrupted. 

“I wasn’t done,” Cassie said coldly, a sudden change from her previous upset. “You need to learn to think for yourself. Don’t believe everything you see. Don’t believe everything you hear. I cannot forgive you. And I sure as hell can’t trust you.” 

Austin began to tear up once more, “Cass, please,” he whispered. “Let me make up for this.”

“If you want to make this up to me,” she started, venom in her voice. “You’ll stay the fuck away from me. Goodbye Austin.” She hung up the phone with a quickness. 

“Cassie? Cass?” Austin called frantically into the phone. He pulled it from his ear and realized she had indeed hung up. He sat down on the floor and looked up at the ceiling, tears streaming down his cheeks before he could even begin to realize he was crying. 

He needed to make this up to her. He needed her in his life. He couldn’t let her go. And he needed a plan.

#austin butler #austin butler fic #austin butler fanfic #austin butler fanfiction #austin butler fan fiction #austin butler x oc #cryingabtab #cryingabtabworks #save me a spark #save me a spark series

[ihaveautismteehee]

Random fallout 4 companion headcanons :)

Deacon would have the time of his life with those really goofy royalty free songs that YouTubers use.

I feel like he would also use SpongeBob soundtracks like this one. It would piss Danse off so much.

LIKE TOU CANR TELL ME THAT WHEN DANSE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING DEACON WOULDNT PLAY THIS 💀💀

Moving on!!! If you went in public with MacCready to a bar or whatever he would definitely be the type to stop all conversation to listen to other people’s drama. MAJOR EAVEDROPPER

Mac’s fave prewar plant is moss

He’s a Pearl Jam fan I SAID WHAT I SAID

I feel like overtime as he grows closer to sole he would feel bad about the caps they first paid him, even when he gave them back after his personal quest. Then he would feel bad about all the (life-saving) favors they did. So he’d try to repay that back. I feel like his love language (either pre-romance or unromanced) would be gift giving. Not monetary wise but just random trinkets he found, snacks, ammo, etc.

I think that max affinity MacCready would move in with sole, regardless if he’s romanced or not because he has literally nowhere else except for that back room in goodneighbor. They would be bunk mates and he’d call top bunk almost immediately.

Danse has very dry humor, the reason why so many people within the brotherhood think he’s so humorless is because the joke flies right over their head.

Danse would also move in after BB because again, has nowhere to go and sole wants to keep an eye on him. Not that he’d mind. Would get annoyed with MacCready eating his food though. (Let’s pretend soles house in sanctuary has like 3 bedrooms instead of two)

I hate how people choose to ignore how soft Cait gets when sole gets max affinity. She’s so sweet in her own way.

Even unromanced, Cait’s max affinity with f!sole feels borderline homosexual (I’m a fan)

Thinking about how common messed up teeth would be because finding tooth brushes and tooth paste would be too much of a hassle, not to mention there’s barely anyone who can do wisdom teeth removal, not like most people could afford it anyway

Danse is touchstarved (who isn’t in the commonwealth) but him to the extreme. Hates touching other people or being touched. Most he’ll do is shoulder pats for when someone is going though any emotional moment. That’s IT. He’d only really warm up to affection through sole. He wouldn’t initiate and he’d be tense the first few times when sole does. He has to push through the discomfort because as uncomfortable as he is, he really does enjoy affection from sole.

His reluctance to initiate touch would get worse after BB because he feels like he doesn’t deserve it. He definitely needs it though. Hug him plz. He is a cuddlebug to his core. Sole has to initiate most the time but they can tell he likes it because he leans into it. (And he doesn’t tell them to stop) But he does get a lot more jealous when sole touches someone else in front of him.

Lowkey feel like LOWKEY THOUGH that Danse would go through jealousy and possessiveness issues after BB. It would be weird because he feels like sole would do better without him and deserves someone better BUT he also doesn’t want to lose them because they’re all he has left. Clingy in a subtle way and gets super anxious when they leave on missions without him.

When did this mostly become about danse 💀

Hancock is really well read. Has read lots of classic literature like Frankenstein and Dracula. Loves Edgar Allen Poe. I think his favorite story would be Tom Sawyer. Would also LOVE Shawshank redemption.

I think if sole got close to Hancock, he would allow them and even enjoy them calling him Johnny.

Cait mentions Freud in the game, which is really funny but unexpected. She enjoys reading about science more then she lets on. Of course she’s no curie when it comes to interest in science, but I think she knows a fair bit about psychology and biology.

She also is one of those people who claim they don’t really care, but enjoys taking in the small things, like the sound of tree leaves in the wind as she sits outside, a good warm meal, a comfy bed, etc. she learned an appreciation to keep herself sane when she was younger.

I HATEEE how some fallout 4 writer’s completely destroy Cait’s character. Writing her as a drinker (after her quest) and a person without feelings. Like she’s sober of ALL things. That’s literally what the addiction-ending machine does. If you wrote her as an alcoholic BEFORE her personal quest then that rant wasn’t directed at you 😇 She also does have feelings and can be quiet sympathetic at times. She’s selfish and that can come across as cold but she’s not emotionless like come on y’all.

Anyways rant over 😇😇😇

MacCready is such a goofball I love him

Goofy ass smile

#Spotify #fallout 4 #fallout 4 companions #paladin danse #danse fallout 4 #maccready #robert maccready #cait fallout 4 #fallout hancock #fallout 4 headcanons

[asafeplaceforus112]

I cannot draw men I'll be honest, I have little been the little femme drawing princesses in pretty dresses since I was like born

and then like

animals! which occasioanlly come out alright so like uggghhh I'm gonna be drawing the protag and the voices as different birds and also because I LOVE those bird assignments to the voices DEARLY

I still don't know how to use Tumblr properly but like check out the reblogs under for different birds, coz I've done two and like now I have to finish them all you know

(I also haven't TECHNICALLY played slay the princess yet, and i really really want to wait to play some before actually looking, Like the ones I missed were the contrarian and like the nightmare and the thorn and the stranger endings (God the stranger looks just.... yes <3), and like I really wanna experience those ones myself! But I'm also doing an intensive course so don't have the time to go and get all 97 achievements like I want and OH DO I WANT TO)

SO like this gone be a project, some of these are based on gut feelings, silliness all that vibe ANYWAYS

My bird assignments:

The cold -> penguin (he he he get it!) or vultue ( you get it!)

The hunted -> wren bird

I just imagine those little birds you find in shopping centres

The paranoid -> turkey

I don't know it just tickles my brain

The flinching -> robin, quail

( I'll be honest, I don't know if flinching even exists coz I remember seeing him from a post but like its not in the wiki but also you know! Anyways!!!)

The broken -> parakee or canary

(So perfect! I love these very much <3 personally I'm doing parakeet because its like the bird that alot of aussie kids get)

The opportunist -> cuckoo or eygptian plover

( cuckoo coz obvious, and egyptian plover coz its those little birds that sit on croccodiles!)

The contrarian -> goose or puffin or kookaburra

(coz goose, puffins are called clowns and and kookaburras laugh but like also they are petty AF I promise you that)

The skeptic -> owl or little pied cormorant

(Owl coz "who?" and tilt head gives me that thought, and a friend told me of little pied cormorant and like now I'm attached man

The smitten -> flamingo or love bird

(love bird is obvi, the flamingo is because I think of that flamingo from gnomeo and juilet)

The stubborn -> emu or cassowary

(We lost a war to emus... so you know! and the cassowary coz those things are known for killing things)

The knight -> eagle or Black swan

(eagles are associated with honour and black swan is like related to knights in my head Idky)

The cheated -> dove

(I'm like 75% sure that the cheated and the flinching are the same voice but I just haven't played the game so have gotten confused, HOWEVER, cheated is with the "perfect woman" route to my knowledge and my brain associates doves with getting their legs all cut up and me and my nan looking after them so I associate it and like its perfect to my knowledge)

The protag -> crow

( in my brain, first of all because of the bird stuff and the feathers being black, but also because its equal is the shifting mound, which is considered to be death itself, so like the protag being a crow seems perfect because like crows are associated with death)

That technically makes things hard for the narrator then coz like he's obvi a corvid anyways,

narrator -> raven

(I put him as raven, because like thats how he looks and also coz he gives edgar allen poe vibes / derog)

The shifting mound -> peacock

(Its just perfect how can not????)

I don't think of the princess versions as like birds, but I also saw someone saying the shifting mound as a peacock, and like yeah male peacocks are the pretty ones, but like first of all, fuck that and second of all that just means we can go for trans femme shifting mounds, and my brain likes the idea of that idSk it tickles my brain good.

ANYYWAS

check out the reblogs I do idk, I'm enjoying doing my little bird photos

#slay the princess #birds #the voices #spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp #stp spoilers #SO MANY birds #vent energy #info dump #goddamn this media has a chockhold on me #lemme get through this trimester man

[shitpostingsystem]

bsd ramblings (season 3 and 4)

“is there really any value to this thing we call living?” dazai’s a mood

KID DAZAI AND CHUUYA OMFGOMFG

“what kind of suicidal punk are you” — chuuya to his future husband 

omg i love the sillies

mori sounds like the kurzgesagt dude ngl

THEY HATE EACH OTHER OMG THEYRE SO IN LOVE

THE  B A N T E R

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

chuuya being a shortie is so fun. “i’m still growing” growing my ass just kiss dazai already 

THE ODA PARALLELS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

dazai you autistic motherfucker 

chuuya being a gang leader is fun

dazai is my silly

wait so chuuya’s technically 7 years younger than he actually is? 

gravity boi x suicidal manic, my favorite ship dynamic 

THE BABIS ARE SKKING THE BABIS ARE SKKING THEYRE DOUBLE BLACK WKEHRUEHUFUEBDHDHSBEH

when are dazai and chuuya gonna kiss dammit

THE SILLIES ARE BANTERING JEUDHWHSUHE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

WHY IS DOSTOYEVSKY SO FINE

dostoyevsky is so silly

i am in dire need of more pm dazai. i need it all. i need more. i crave my husband’s past life. i need to see him and chuuya kiss while wiping out their enemies. 

i can’t wait to write fanfic once i finish this show. i don’t wanna screw up anything canon wise so i’ll wait. i’ll watch all of the show plus the spin-off to get all the dazai i can. i’ve already pirated the movie, nothing can stop me now. 

dazai is a slut and i love him for it. this is actually canon (at least during his pm years he was) 

dazai x kunikida x chuuya

kyouka is my child, i love her so much 

I HATE FANSERVICE. I THOUGHT BSD WOULD BE THE GOOD ANIME WITHOUT IT

KYOUKA MY BABY IM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS I LOVE HERRRRR

power of money?? real american o7 yeehaw capitalism 

bro just walked into someone’s home, sat down, and started laughing

“black daniels” HEY THATS JACK DANIELS

“hey poe!! it’s so nice to see you!!” JUST KISS ALREADY YOU TWO

the random ass fish-eye cuts in this show 😭😭

“OBJECTION!!” what is this, ace attorney???

i love how the superhumans are called gifteds, implying they’ve taken at least one honors/ap course. by that logic, i’m extra gifted (im in honors history and english) 

i haven’t seen dazai in a while wtf. where’s my husband?? i’ve barely seen kunikida, let alone chuuya. ok he’s here rn, prob won’t be for long 

ok but seriously mori is a pedo. elise is getting used even though she’s a fucking brat who gets what she wants

oh shit they got blew up

nvm 

DID AKUTAGAWA JUST NARUTO RUN

oh shit i forgot the catholic existed. puritan, whatever. same difference, both are culty at times

FUCK MORI. THAT FUCKING PEDO.

i think what i love about bsd is that the characters are complex. dazai can be considered a serial killer and definitely bad mentor to akutagawa but an amazing mentor to atsushi and is my husband

i love dostoyevsky’s english va. they did such an amazing job. 100/10 russian accent 

MY HUSBAND GOT SHOT OMGOMGOMG MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

HI CHUUYA I MISSED YOU. AKUTAGAWA TOO HI HELLO 

RANPO <33 MY SILLY GETTING SERIOUS OOOOOO

HI KENJI IT’S BEEN SO LONG I HAVENT SEEN YOU

CHUUYA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

virus cannibalism my favorite /j

kunikida has tear gas powers? what is he, a cop???

oh noooo a kid got shotttttt how terribleeeeee  /s

THE SAD AF MUSIC I CANT WHY IS THERE A CELLO HERE

oh that’s why, dostoyevsky has one

I LOVE GIN <33

kenji the silly!! 

“aren’t you the one who lost to dazai?” RANPO RUBBING THE WOUND IN DAMN

the music is autism frfr

KARL <333333

“if ranpo really were to die in that world though, what would i do with myself?” — edgar allen poe

katai’s dead? damn. rip ig

oh shit here’s the bowl cut lemon dude

the office girls are dating 

damn fukuzawa and mori had a past together

WHY DOES NATSUME LOOK LIKE WALMART HITLER 

dazai making his kids work together is gold

“what did you have for dinner last night?” “yes” GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

the classical music omg 

“you’re quite the rough ride, yknow” that’s what she said

“enough, you’re not paying for this ride” that’s what she said

incel (katai) isn’t dead 

i love how dazai is the mafia boss in a different timeline 

akutagawa and atsushi are so down bad for each other omg

my native english speaking ass hears theodore instead of fyodor. i’m pretty sure it’s the same but different languages but still 

dazai <3

ranpo <3

BAR LUPIN BAR LUPIN WJSBAJBSKWUSMSIMSJDBHSJSHSHS IM GONNA CRY 

wait so season 4 is fukazawa focused? dammit i wanted more dazai

HI RANPO MY SCRUNGO HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

i fucking love ranpo. the silly 

he’s such a brat. good for him 

IS THERE A CULT????? LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE CHRISTIANITY ON STEROIDS 

oh it’s the play 

“there something everyone else gets and i don’t get it” RANPO MY AUTISTIC SCRUNGO <33 

ranpo my silly <33

honestly i keep forgetting they’re detectives

ranpo has adhd and autism 

ranpo got fucking bitch slapped i love him 

“as always, i have a hard time saying no to ranpo” ITS BECAUSE YOURE GAY POE

“but i got to see your rare, exasperated face so it was well worth the money!” poe you homosexual 

“are you that detective’s fanboy or something?” “no i’m his rival!” how about boyfriend? 

i fucking love ranpo omg 

NIKOLAI IS SO SILLY 

why can i handle anime gore but not irl organs omg

my gore levels are weird. organs and bodily fluids (beside blood) are a no-go but i can see a dead body no problem 

when did atsushi become op

“a total of 625 charges…” MY BABY GETTING ARRESTED NOOO

GOD I FUCKING LOVE NIKOLAI

wait so the ada is a front? wtf??

i’m so confused wtf is going on

the decay of angels would be a cool ass band name

ok so moot says ada is innocent and shit like that. i trust them.

teruko is my child 

everyone’s a shitty person i love them

HI CHUUYA OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA

why chuuya kinda 😳😳

kunikida has ocd (i’m not projecting wdymmm) 

“i won’t let anyone mess up my schedule!” whole mood and a half there kunikida

WHY DOES THE FANDOM IGNORE KUNIKIDA BEING AN IDEALIST OMG

dazai <33333333333333333333

dazai and dostoyevsky are besties fuck you

“she’s so strong-willed! i love it!” MORI YOU PEDO

“Dazai is a good person SOMETIMES! But he’s also a criminal who has done fucked up shit! And he has a personality! He’s really smart! And lowkey manipulative to get what he wants! He’s not amazing!” my moot gets it!! 

morally dubious characters <33

i love yosano so much 

HI ANGO

i love lucy 

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlerrr you’re so skibidiiiiiiii you’re so fanum taxxxxxx i just wanna be your SIGMAAAAAAAAAAA

sigma is so silly. i love him

dazai is a weezer fan

chuuya is a nirvana fan 

i’m terrible with names so i’m like “oh damn That Dude” both fictional and irl. like atsushi was Terrible Bang Traumatized Furry until i got his name 

i don’t even read omegaverse but every time they say sigma i cringe 

sigma has amnesia?? mood

bro’s a fictional character within a world of fictional characters 

dostoyevsky <3333

sigma named himself??? nah don’t even he was born with an ao3 account 

i don’t know shit about cosmetology but if i got ahold of sigma i would fix his hair

oh hey catholic scarlet letter man

if my beautician aunt saw atsushi and sigma she would take them out of the show, fix their hair, beat them up, and put them back as changed men 

I LOVE DAZAI OMFG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN HIS VOICE GETS SUPER LOW AND AKENSISBIZHWHXHWBZUWBZIBQIXHWNXHD

WHERE THE HELL IS CHUUYA OMFG 

#bsd #shitpost

[showfallmediamaintenance]

[Content warning: Cannibalism.]

[Video transcript begin.]

[Someone is walking down a completely empty street, their phone in the pocket of their pants. They stop near an alley.]

?: What the fuck is that smell…?

[Voice identified: Edgar Elliot Pression.]

[Edgar turns into the alley, then turns a second corner to see a battered, bloody corpse, and a man with blond hair sitting nearby. The man looks up at Edgar.]

?: Hey, long time no see. 

[Voice identified: Cassius.]

[They both stare at each other for a minute.]

E: Can you share? 

C: Of course, dig in.

[He places his things off to the side, including his phone, allowing a full view of the two and the corpse. Revealing Edgar to be wearing a black t-shirt and jeans.]

[Edgar grabs the arm of the corpse, placing it in his mouth. Cassius scoffs.]

C: Going for the arm? There’s so much better meat near the legs. 

E: [Through the arm.] Does it look like I care?

C: Not really, just thought you’d like to know. 

[He tears the arm away, a large chunk of flesh going with it, he quickly chews it, and swallows. The tension in his shoulders that previously had gone unnoticed loosening. ]

C: Damn, maybe we aren’t as different as I thought.

E: Oh, don’t you dare.

[Cassius laughs, blood dripping down his chin, he smiles.]

C: You’ve gotta admit, we’ve got a few more things in common than I think either of us would like.

E: Ugh, fine. Whatever. I guess we do.

C: Hm… how much of the human body have you tried?

E: … Just arms and legs. Nothing more.

[Cassius takes out a dagger and swiftly retrieves the heart from the corpse. Holding out the impaled organ to him.]

C: Wanna try?

E: Dude.

C: C’monnnn, don’t be lame.

[Edgar laughs slightly in surprise.]

E: Are you trying to peer pressure me into eating a human heart?

C: Whaaaat? Why would I do that?

[Cassius moves the dagger forward a little, Edgar sighs, and grabs the heart.]

C: It’s good, I promise.

[Edgar flips him off as he takes a large bite of the heart. He chews for a bit, then goes in for another bite. It’s extremely messy, blood trickles down his arms and drips off of his elbows onto the pavement.]

C: Told you.

[He tears the heart in two and hands the other half to Cassius. Arms drenched in red.]

E: Yeah, it’s alright.

C: What, embarrassed that you like the heart?

E: No, just… eh, maybe. Dunno.

C: Awww, you’re embarrassed. 

E: Oh, shut up. 

[They continue on for a few minutes in silence. Cassius glances up, and stares at Edgar's outfit.]

C: So… never seen you wear anything casual before.

E: Yeah, probably because I’ve been running around constantly in the same 3 dress shirts for months.

C: Hm. Fair. Another thing I've been a little curious about, why are you… [Gestures vaguely at the corpse.]

E: I… keep having these cravings, and I’m worried I’m going to harm myself or the people I care about if I don’t keep them at bay.

C: Ah. 

E: What about you?

C: Hm… hard to say, tastes good? 

E: I’ll take that as a good enough answer. 

[More silence.]

E: Thank you, for the eyes. For Will.

C: It was no problem. I hope he’s having fun with them. 

E: I believe he is.

C: Good. 

[Edgar finishes the heart, and then takes the arm again. Taking another large bite. His mouth is stained red, as is the skin around it. He appears almost zombie-like as he consumes the flesh. Cassius is no different. He pushes his hair back, colouring his hair red, contrasting with the clean blond hair that was left untouched.]

C: You know, red looks really good on you.

E: Dude.

C: Just teasing.

[Cassius brings his hand to the corpses face, and takes his claws out. Slicing the eye out and popping it into his mouth. Edgar stares at him, jaw slack, expression unreadable.]

C: Hm?

E: Did you just eat a fucking eyeball. Like, just on a whim. No hesitation.

C: Yeah, you got a problem with that?

E: Kind of.

C: Too bad, sucks to suck, nerd. Do you want the other one?

E: [Recoiling.] Fuck no!

C: Nice, more for me.

[Cassius takes the other eyeball and does the same. Edgar ignores him and continues working on the arm. After around 10 minutes, he's soaked in blood, and there is a lot of visible bone.]

C: You want the other arm?

E: ... Yep.

C: Alright. [Cassius swiftly breaks the other arm of the corpse and hands it to Edgar.]

E: Thanks.

[They continue eating. This continues for around an hour, each time Edgar finishes a limb, he accepts the offer of another. Soon, the corpse appears to be out of any more edible meat. Both Cassius' and Edgar's faces are bloodied, Edgar's more so. Cassius digs around in a purse that he just brought into frame, and produces a surgical mask.]

C: So you can walk home without getting arrested.

E: [Putting the surgical mask on.] Thank you.

[Edgar stands, grabbing his things, and putting a previously unseen hoodie on, shoving his hands into his pockets. His phone is placed back into his jean pocket.]

C: See ya.

E: Mhm, bye.

[He turns and walks out of the alley. Continuing on his way.]

E: ... how long did that take...?

[Transcript end.]

#showfall ask blog #showfall media #showfall #encoreverse blog #cw cannibalism #cw blood #(ooc: sorry if dialogue is dry lol i'm so tired today) #transcript

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Oh, allright! Then um... Could i request some romantic headcanons for Edgar with a reader from the 21st century? (Gen Z possibly, cuz i love the chaotic energy)

The reader is staying at Ciel's place for obvious reasons but ya

Hsjsbsksb i'm sorry it's unoriginal i know😔

shhhh, there's no such thing as unoriginal, I love this! <3

… What in the world are they wearing?? They’re so fashionable, but… well, also… that’s quite a bit of their skin which is exposed! Probably. Ah. Even if they’re dressed modestly, he’s not sure exactly what it is they have on. A hoodie will have him expressing confusion over strings which aren’t tied (like one expects them to be on a corset), and something as plain as a T-shirt will have him wondering where the rest of the garment is. Of course… he doesn’t mind any of it! Their clothing looks good on him. It’s simply a shock to see someone dressed so differently than he’s used to.

One of his first questions is to ask if they have any literature from the future. Surely they must have brought some books with them, right? What else do people do for entertainment?? Pfffffff. He’s especially interested in the poetry of years to come, imagining it to be incredibly romantic. Whatever they give him, it doesn’t take a genius to know he’ll devour it and come back asking for more once he’s finished it. Hopefully they’ve got a few good books or a great memory about the ones they like!

He finds it hilarious that (Name) is proving themself a nuisance to the Phantomhive estate. Whatever shenanigans they’re pulling, it’s a guarantee that word of it will get back to him… sometimes from the lips of this person themself. That’s the best of it; when he gets to hear straight from them what they did and how much trouble they were and all the details. He can’t help it, he’s a gossip! As long as their hijinks weren’t too harmful, it’s all in good fun, isn’t it? (Of course, Ciel and his endless irritation would like a word with that notion.)

Steals their phone if only because they have various downloaded videos and ASMR tracks on it. The videos probably make him laugh, and the ASMR… need any more be said? He’s tired! Who would have thought that some noises would just be so comforting as to put him right to sleep? Not that he needs help sleeping. It’s just become relaxing to him. Particularly if he’s allowed to fall asleep next to them in bed, with the sounds of, say, a heavy rain playing from their phone.

He personally apologizes if they stir up any mischief with regard to his friends, but… the expression on his face makes it pretty clear he’s only apologizing so that his darling time traveler’s actions don’t cause too much drama. If he found it funny, he has to bite his lip to avoid breaking out into a smile whilst saying he’s sorry. Later in private, it’s very likely he’ll praise (Name) for their creativity and fun-loving spirit.

#dexpairs-blog #Black Butler #Kuroshitsuji #Edgar #Edgar Redmond #headcanons #romantic #drama #fluff #PLS HE JUST- #one hell of a queue

[railingsofsorrow]

𝙾𝙲𝚃. 6𝚝𝚑; 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗 𝖗.

summary: spencer's letter.

pairing: spencer reid x oc!iris valentia 

w.c: 694

warnings/content: a case is mentioned superficially; bird talk; bookworms geeking; fluff.

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October 6st.

Dear, Iris.

Please, call me Spencer.

You said you'd prefer that I drop the honorific, then I'd rather you do it as well. And you are not intruding in any way, if anything, I am, because I asked you to talk about yourself first. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable or pressured? I am sorry if I have.

I knew someone that really liked birds once, he knew every species at the tip of his tongue. I guess you two would've gotten along.

Did you know that the Garrulax courtoisi is an endangered species? It was rediscovered in 2000 at Wuyuan, China, but it remains rare till this day. It is really close to extinction, at least in the wild life.

That is a... good question. I would like to be an owl, mainly because of their binocular sight much like ours. It would be interesting, in my point of view. I had never thought about this before.

Are you curious about me? I don't believe I have much aspects about myself that you'd find interesting. I do relate to some things you said. I hate loud noises as well, but I guess, I hate crowded places more. These two pet peeves often overlap each other; in my line of work, I have to speak and face lots of people, which makes me anxious.

According to Dr. Jerry Bubrick, a senior psychologist at the Child Mind Institute Anxiety Disorder Center, when kids are excited they are similar to a dog wagging its tail, but they naturally get louder as the excitement kicks in. Also, children don't know how to modulate their volume, that means that even if they are yelling, they might not notice it, although the parent does. My godson does that a lot, so I know what you mean. When he gets too excited, he runs to whoever he's closest to and throws his arms around them. It's endearing.

Oh, yes. I am rather fond of literature. I think Murakami's writing is brilliant but I've only ever read Nowergian Wood, I'll make sure to read The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle next. My usual reading choice is horror, I'd say Edgar Allan Poe's poem “The Tell-Tale Heart” made me fall in love with literature. I've read it for the first time when I was ten years old, it was one of my mother's books that she'd keep really high on the shelf so I wouldn't read it. I stole it and read it anyway. (Technically I did not steal it, it was still in the house, I just left it in my room) I was captivated by Poe's gruesome details and the way he mixes emotions in the narrative. As for a novel, it would be The Romance of the Forest by Ann Radcliffe. She's also an amazing author from gothic literature. Have you ever heard of or read any of these two?

Oh, my day only starts after I've had my coffee as well! I can't function properly without it. I hate plain coffee, it has to have at least five spoons of sugar or I can't swallow — no offense to you, of course, but I don't think sweeteners ruin the taste, it makes it better.

Regarding the Nevada case, it was... eventful. I thought we wouldn't be able to reach a good solution in time but, we did. As good as one sees, at least. It was a hard case which did not bring back good memories. But I won't fill your busy hours with irrelevant venting. How is your week going? Are you still picking up extra shifts at work? I hope you don't forget to take care of yourself meanwhile.

Please don't.

Ps: I'm sure your hair looks beautiful even on “bad hair days” — I've learned this term recently through a friend, I hope I used it right.

Best regards,

Spencer R.

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IDV fic and artist recommendation list.

On curiouscat I recently got a question about authors and artists in the idv fandom that I would recommend for people interested in my content. Given that I mostly write Game Five and Edgar content these days, that is what I am assuming they're after. Anyway! I broke character limit on curiouscat. On top of that, it is far easier to recommend fics and artists on tumblr, where I can like, directly link out to them.

So! Here's a few fics and authors I recommend for this fandom. It turned less into a recommendation list of "Content like mine" and more just an all around recommendation list (though, I was sure to include a lot of recs as to reasons I like their content.)

If this is your introduction to the IDV fandom - Thatttttts great! Sorry ahead of time. The unfortunate reality of my life is that I've been in this fandom for roughly going on 3 years soon. As such, some of these authors have long since moved onto bigger and better things. Still - It's worth appreciating those that built the base we ride on.

Disclaimer one - A lot of these authors write explicit content. Some of these fics are explicit by nature. Check the warnings before you go into them.

Disclaimer two - Some of these people are my friends, and I'm absolutely bias to their writing as a result. That's the way these things fall in communities as small as these. I have put everything in alphabetical order, so you won't know who I know. :devil imp emoji:

FANFIC AUTHORS

Anonymous - Who the fuck are you. How are you going to drop “Halibut“ on us and then just run away. It’s an absolutely fantastic character study/Smut piece for Wu Chang and José and the day they come back is the day I thrive. Please read this and give them a comment (I’m a hypocrite and haven’t yet - I should probably do that soon)

annelester (meimentomori) - I need to recommend all of the character studies and platonic explorations I can FIND. “the weight of it all“ Is a FANTASTIC Annie Exploration. “unforeseen circumstances“ is another Annie fic which I think hanles her voice perfectly, and I personally really like her fic “but i still stop and stare (every time that you call)“ which is a Michiko/Mary fic (I really like Michiko/Mary) and, of course, And/Luca with “keep me in the dark“

ArguablyMelon - I miss this author. Their Nort/Naib fanfics are fundamental to the tag. I personally really like “The Past Knows How to Knock“ Which is a reincarnation au thats just fantastically done. “I'll be here.“ Is one of their earlier fics that I personally still think holds up, and with my weak spot for Zombie au’s, I absolutely have to recommend “At Road's End, You're Still There“

Ampenah - They only have one fic I can recommend you, and I can praise a lot of things about it. Despite that, I will be putting a pin in only one. This is a Nort/Luca fic. Despite that, the thing that sticks out the most to me in “Fang and Claw (Tooth and Nail)“ is the Patricia characterization. There’s so much love and care put into her characterization, and I cannot recommend it enough for that reason alone.

It’s also just a solid plot. Set largely in the viper essence.

ethelel - I don’t normally like Hanahaki Disease. But I really liked their KevJose fic “baptisia“ and I think thats a huge praise for both of those accounts. They’ve done a few KevJose fics worth looking into, “like you a latte" Being a nice coffee shop au and “suojelija“ being more angst, with an appearance by wu-chang to boot.

Eversleeping - Absolutely fundamental author to the AndLuca community. She's been around since before I have, and deserves nothing but the upmost respect for her influence.

Anyway, here's her porn.

If you know her for anything, it's probably "amperage" or "relay" Which are some of her older fics. They're both sort of character studies and relationship masquerading as smut ; Following this trend, and on the more safe for work side of things, is "an eden of our own" Which is a personal favorite of mine. She also started up mothman!drew, which is iconic. ("the demon of lutz cemetery")

"Folio" is her anthropology series, though quite a few of them have breached containment and become their own fics. This is a good introduction to her writing, as you get a good taste of her characterization. "spoils" is andlucanort at it's finest.

fairydolls - Has mostly done edluca and VALE content, but I need to start with how I was introduced to their fics “across the table“ Which is a Luca & Tracy fic. The next fic I would recommend of theirs is then their EdLuca fic “en août“ which is a historically accurate exploration into their relationship. And then. I’ll drop this final one without any explanation, and implore you to read it even if you lack context. “edluca tumblr davekat kindating adventures“ Yes I’m serious. Yeah, it holds up. I’m sure it surprises them as much as it surprises you.

funeralphoto - I’m actually only going to recommend you one fic of theirs. It’s old, it’s discontinued. It’s a comedy, and it’s wonderful. “you have 1 pending follow request“

ghastimafrix - Once again, I have to recommend the platonic fanfic exploration first. “ritual sacrifice“ Is a great Edgar and Antonio interaction fanfic, but is part of a larger overall series “lonely, together“ Which has three fics in total. I’ve managed to contain most of my VALE deepcut up until this point, but their fic “stories in skin“ is a great vale exploration from Edgar’s pov. We love Edgar here. Here’s one exploring his trauma in “the past is“. Given that, mind the warnings on it. They’ve also done one of the classic EdLuca fic’s “i wish i could show you more of yourself“

glueskin - PLEASE read their series “í tunglsljósinu þú breytist í blátt húm“ I cannot recommend this series enough. The characterization is incredible, the premises are memorable. I think that their writing honestly influenced my Luca characterization to this day.

gvldenratio - Eddrew author of the hour. His most recent fic “thanks be to god“ Is one of my personal favorites. I really like the character interacts in that one in particular. I also think that the characterization in his platonic fic for Luca and Aesop is really incredible “who do you long for“ and his “Kinktober 2022“ fic collection has a few pairings like Edgar/Norton and Aesop/Victor that I think a few people that follow me might like. Most of his profile is genshin and Eddrew, all with absolutely wonderful Edgar characterization.

Mind the warnings when going into fics, of course.

 howthewindsarelaughing - Is a comparatively newer author in the fandom, but what they’ve published so far is incredibly memorable. I personally really like their short “Ghost in the Machine“ Because. As I will later mention on this list, Antonio/Edgar is a guilty pleasure ship. but they also do a fantastic Antonio/Andrew fic in “Icarus“ If you like the White Tombstone settings, they’ve also done “Me and Mine“ and “Sleep Study“

 hurricain - Please read “yellow flags“ I’m begging you to read Yellow Flags. It’s a Norton/Aesop fic. Another hidden gem in the fandom is his Vera/Aesop fic “l'odeur de charogne“. Both of these fics are incredible memorable explorations into each of these characters, with absolutely fantastic voices for all of them.

However, he’s also done some more common ships like.  “I Was Fucked Dry By The Painter And Lived To Tell The Tale ! ! ! Vol. 1“ which is an Eddrew fic, and “watching you, beautifully“ Which is an Aesop/Eli fic.

 Komilk - If you’re here for José, this is another author for you. She mostly specializes in José/Joseph, and her fic’s “(blood)thirst“ and “crime of passion“ are really good introductions to her characterization. But I personally also really like her Kevin/Aesop “"I'm asking you" Fic a whole lot, and my introduction to her fanfiction was actually the anthropology she did for kinktober “What happens in the manor stays in the manor... “ Which has a few Edgar’s in there (Aesop/Edgar and Aesop/Edgar/Joseph)

MagnaAlmaMater - I’m going to be honest with you, of everyone on this list I find Alma’s writing style to be the most haunting. She drops a new chapter of her fanfic and it sits with me for days. While the fic is Andrew-centeric, her Edgar characterization in “Qui absolvisti” is so palpable. That fic in particular actually focuses on quite a few different characters, and has been running since 2020. If you’re going to read anything of her’s, give that one a look through. Mind the tags, however. She doesn’t shy away from heavy themes on a lot of her stories, but they’re all wonderfully handled and explored.

If you like Norton/Melly, you’ll probably Like “Yukon“ Her Melly characterization is absolutely incredible, and It’s been getting some beautiful fanart recently. “Suit Of Cups“ is Naib/Edgar centeric, and another one with a wonderful Edgar voice. You definitely should mind the tag warnings on that one though.

mauye - Once again, you might actually know her stuff already. Her Edgar characterization in "Craving" (Long boy) and (the much shorter) "old dog learns new trick" is legendary. Craving is an Edgar/Everyone fic, and Old dog learns new tricks is EdLuca. I don't engage with Aesdrew often, but "speak softly, so that one may come closer to hear" scratched an itch I didn't know I had the first time I read it. Their most recent fic is a Nortnaib fic, which is a personal deepcut ship for me ("muscle memory")

NightLamb - Does a Lot of Edgar content, with some rare pairings at that, so of course I’m bound to like their stuff. They only have three fics right now, and “Little Red“ is an Eddrew fic of their’s I like a lot. Mind the warnings on their content, a lot of it isn’t for everyone.

pansythoughts // PansyFennelRue - Does fantastic Luca-centeric content. More often then not that's AlvaLuca and NortLuca, but she's also done some great VALE content. It's worth plucking through her profile, but her stories "A Current to Purify" and "Treatise on the Nature of Change" are a great introduction to her writing.

If you're interested in LucaNort side of things, a hidden gem is her COA fic "Every Breath That Comes Before" If you're here for José, she's done KevJosé in "Spending time chasing ghosts" and EdJosé for a Secret Santa in "Keep Painting Doorways". Also give her femslash some love, she's done Martha/Demi ("Pensive, Theatrical, Thoughtful") and MaryDemi ("Powerful (With a Little Bit of Tender)") and I think those deserve more attention then they get.

Raddish - has moved onto other fandoms, but from my bookmarks alone I give you their TonTon fic “The Things That Come Up While Doing Laundry“ Which is a nice PTSD exploration, their Antonio/Andrew fic “From The Beginning, Con Moto“ and “Family Ties“ One of the few family fic’s that actually managed to keep me engaged. They’ve done quite a few more pairings, as an understatement, so it’s worth scrolling through their profile and seeing what they’ve left.

Rainbow Renaissance - If you've dipped your nose into the Kevin/Edgar tag, you've absolutely seen them around. They actually kinda sold me on Kevin, which. If you've followed me for a while. Don't worry about it.

Of their Kevgar fics, "Tempus Fugit" is a wonderful character and relationship study. "Manzoku" and "Porfiado" are nice stage play au smut style smuts, and I personally kept returning to "Ukiyo"

Of the fics of their's that aren't Kevgar "Extremis" is a lovely Wu/Edgar and "Eros" is riding high as one of the only other José/Edgar fics in the tag. Bless them. I've re-read it A Few Times.

skullfuckery - Has done exactly one fic. This was in the early days of Edgar’s existence, and so “shut up and put on the maid dress“ Feels like something I need to dig from the depths and actually recommend

Soulmarionetter - Soulmarionetter has actually also been around for a while, and as such she has a bit of a backlog worth shuffling through! Her most recent fanfiction "Monomito" is an Aesop/Frederick fic with absolutely fantastic characterization, though it's just started recently and only has one chapter. I! really like! "Onwards (and downwards)" But Antonio/Edgar is a secret sleeper agent ship of mine, so I was bound to like that one. They did Demi/Vera for a zine ("Perfect Blend") and have a small, contained Edgar/Luca series in ("serendipia")

As a bonus, because I always like recommending platonic fics, they have a really nice Vera & Naib fic you should dip your toes in ("count on me")

tragicperformer - Is a Joscarl author, largely. As such, I feel like I should probably introduce them through their "post-canon joscarl series" It has 11 fics in it and is roughly 22k words in, so I feel like with that alone you’ll probably find a bit to read through. Their chapter fic “Between the Lines” Also is incredibly characterized. It’s stageplay au based - Not just in setting, but on principle.

With that said, they don’t just do JosCarl! Their Ed/Luca fic - “to be again” sits with me to this day, and (Remember Nortnaib deep-cuts me hard) I really personally enjoy “surrender“ Of their recent Edgar focused fics, I cannot recommend “precipice” Enough. Mind the warnings on that one, however. It’s a Dream Witch/Edgar fic, and it plays into the horrors of Dream Witch really, really well.

Quinzel25 - I wait with baited breath for them to update “His Lost Memories“ Which is a KevJose fic. It’s also the only fic they’ve done.

Fan-Artists

Despite posting this to tumblr, I’m mostly linking twitter profiles. That is because that’s just kinda where the fandom is most active these days. QQ. Alas. Again, a lot of these artists are 18+ Accounts.

This one is in no particular order, because I’m just going through my follower list at this rate. I’ll give a brief rundown of what they do, but go through their media tab. I cannot give you my entire twitter following list - so here’s the list of people that does game five and edgar content on my feed

篠山 - Mostly Kev/Jose. Occassionally does Vale content.

らお子 - Mostly does Kevin Content

冷楓雲_black-nyanko // @sc6557cc - KevJose

Cringe Central • kevin morgan // @tokobokos - Big Kevin Enjoyer, does Kevin-Centeric ships

쥐치 // @jjakgu - Edgar and Game Five content.

木兆虫義 // @Macc5_a_li - Ed/Jose and VALE

ハタ// @momocadesho - Ed/Jose and various other Edgar ships.

nas // @nas_1005 - Jose content.

온혜 // @on_identity - Vera focused, occasionally more Game Five Centered

A_Drawn_Sketch // @p0oplord69 - Follow them for Jose and Kevin centeric content. Does quite a bit of EdJose too.

Javol // @Javol_cowpho - Jose content.

SIRATAMA // @SIRATAM03235614 - Jose Content

前座 // @zazazapt2 JOSE CONTENT AND THEY draw him like a pathetic cat that got dunked in a lake!!

彼 // @ShiRo_Art5 - Edgar content QQ

688 // @BIGCARTEL@_six88 - Edgar and Bane is what I know them for, but they do a lot of content for very niche characters

Edluca NSFW comic soon!  | Locke // @42431235L - Kevin, Edgar, and Game Five. Their AO3 account is actually on this list.

维末尾 // @wimwi9 - Edgar Edgar Edgar Edgar Edgar their edgars are VERY small and VERY cute.

kalista // @_bloodwine_ - Edgar.

church of andrew christ // @bornagainwhore - Eddrew.

The Saiki _Wolf // @WolfSaiki -Ed/Luca but Edgar.

I’m sure I’ll come back and add a few as they pop up on my feed, but this should be a decent list.

Enjoy me rec’s.

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