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666666-r4cc00n-slut-666666 · 1 year

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To be honest, I should only have a bot following me. Fuck YALL humans, only THERIANS, otherkins, bots, and void creatures are allowed to be by my side at all cost. Y’all others will be killed, sacrificed, and be fucked by the holy devil

#Fuck yall #i have a superiority complex #I need therapy #this message is not a joke #Yall kinda fruity #Haha jk jk #UNLESS #y can’t I have my demigf on here :(#haha im in danger #Dni if ur not cringe :/#FUCK MY WIFE AND FAMILY #HAHAHA IM A GOD #imagine being sociopathic and a empath can’t be me :’#Pls help I’m being mawed by a furry and female goblin I kinda like it actualy I don’t need help anymore dni <3

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gomzdrawfr · 6 months

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a redraw of a comic based on Nyra's tweet about how Ghost had so many balacavas during the las amas mission in mw2

for those of you who don't have twitter:

#uwahhhh the differences of my art hahaha #I like both of them #past doodle is cuter #present doodle leaning more a bit realistic #beating anatomy's ass #and lighting...god the shadows #im bs-ing the shadows #and when in doubt gradient #fake it till you make it lads #gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #captain john price #john price #cod mw2 #cod mw2 fanart #do i dare to tag this #priceghost #HOOOOOOOOOO anyways

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cynicallyneutral · 1 year

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naruto: going to jail, but at least sasuke’s with me 🥰

#sasunaru #narusasu #sasuke #naruto #lmao i had to do the barbie meme ok #violence #blood #jic hahaha #my art #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #god there was a power outage earlier #and so i did this #and i was supposed to sleep ykno #bc i have work #but I COULDNT #so i finished this instead hehe lmao #god im so sleepyyyyyy

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astralzeraphias · 8 months

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maybe i came too early, maybe i came too late

i’m waiting in the shadows of the scaffolds of the old cafés where you told me to wait

#megatron #impactor #transformers #maccadam #megaimpact #megaimpactor #hiiiii transfans……. ermmmm…………. i’ve definitely been drawing at all #and just prepping a bunch of art to post hahaha….. totally……… anyways.#this was for rarepairing fest but im impatient so youre getting it now #who knows maybe they’ll rb anyways im not god i dont know the future #anyways can anybody give me some fucjing megaimpactor. please. dear god.#uhhh this is inspired by four things. nighthawks the painting. of a friday night by anais mitchell. skin&bones by cage the elephant.#and of course hlm!#other titles were #of a friday night #meet me at the bar #(<- yes thats a reference to MassEffect leave me alone)#and last but not least #where did the old poet go? i asked around. nobody knows #set in the continuity ‘totally not idw1’#literally can never stop thinking about these two

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tatakaeeren · 1 year

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Gojo Satoru 💙 | Jujutsu Kaisen Manga chapter 226

#satoru gojo #gojo satoru #jjkedit #jjk spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fkkdjhakdhd AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thank god he is ok #but im still scared something else might happen to him 😭#anyways... i just want him to koala me too 😍 hahaha

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botanybulbasaur · 6 months

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Schneider's family ; The significance of Marian

REVERSE 1999 SPOILERS AHEAD : FOR CHAPTERS 1 AND 2 ! Please tread carefully and make sure you only read about what you're willing to know.

I know we're all still completely in shambles from Chap. 2, but I wanted to make a speculation about Schneider-- and a comment about how well she's written !

Let me start with this: In many pieces of media, viewers, listeners and readers alike are told that a character has people they care for. They're told a character has a lover, a wife, kids, a family, a sister. We're told the same about Schneider: that she has 11 older siblings, and that she works in the mafia to support them.

However, it's very rarely that we're given a name and a face for these supposed loved ones. And even rarer is it that they're written well, not just as a ploy for empathy, but as their own character: Ladies, gentlemen, and esteemed guests: I present to you, Marian.

Marian is one of my favorite characters just as a stand-alone: she's realistic, she's anxious, she clings to Schneider like a lifeline-- but she's brave, too. I'd love to do an in-depth analysis on her another time, but we're here for another reason.

Marian, first of all, shows us what Schneider's family is like. How they were raised, what they believe in, who they depend on. Soft topic, I know, but as someone of Italian lineage, it's very important to me that I point this out: Marian is extremely religious.

Immigrants of every kind tend to be religious. It gives them much more faith than they ever could have: a new lifeline. They managed to make it across such a winding sea? Oh, thank the lord. They haven't been kicked out of the Americas for emigration? Thank you, holy one. There's so many more reasons for this than "they need something they don't have"- maybe the fact that the rendition of god in every religion is said to love everybody, not just those who were born into wealthy families with the bluest eyes and the blondest hair.

When in a moment with no reason, and all different kinds of desperate measures being needed.. Schneider does what her family coaxes her to. She prays.

(I can't find a screenshot, but please refer to the iconic "I didn't know you prayed" scene, and the screenshot directly below this sentence.)

I also want to point out a large difference between Schneider and her family: Schneider's perspective on a 'god' differs so, so much from her family's.

She looks to whoever may be above, in her world, scornfully-- at least, in the present day. In her past, there is a particularly impactful line I want to debunk.

"The god there ... loves the world." Schnider's family seems to believe that god was the one guiding them, the one who will forgive them-- Schneider believed that it was a whole different entity. This kid believes that the god in Sicily, whoever they may be, does not love the world-- and mio dio, if that's not fucked up, I don't know what is.

And, when Schneider comes to America and sees that shit isn't as it's cut off to be, she's resentful of whoever this god may be. She gives a pray as her last bet-- what her family wants.

And it's not that she doesn't believe in this god-- no. She just doesn't believe they love her.

"Finally forgive me" -- Finally being the key word here. She's lived all her life never being treated to mercy or being 'forgiven for her sins' -- and at her most fragile, exposed moment, she relents to what her family has taught her. To what she truly believes-- to Sicily, to Marian, her sorella. Maybe even all 11 sorelle and her parents.

And, again, they're different at face value. Marian is calm, kind. She dresses modest and has her hair grown out: she's timid, too, not befitting of a mafia boss. She's different from her younger sister.. but she's still important. She shows us another side of Schneider: and, more importantly, she shows us what-- no, who Schneider is fighting for.

Marian provides us with extremely beneficial background context of where Schneider comes from-- and, in that process, gives many of us someone to empathize with. Yes, I too know somebody at least a little like her. You do too, likely.

Maybe, you're even like Schneider-- maybe she's someone you'd aim to protect.

,,aaand that's the little lore rant. Whew! Now to study for my math finals. I hope you have a good day :)

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ayselluna · 5 months

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Astarion with a gun is unstoppable!!

my twitter feed is growing with all the Astarion with gun memes. hahaha this is one of the funniest 🤣

#astarion with guns #i swear to the gods the guns are so for him #baldurs gate meme #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #just me rambling #im gonna die with all these memes hahaha

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torenchao · 1 month

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so how do we feel about a pla mafia au

#pokemon legends arceus #volo #merchant volo #pokemon volo #legends arceus #mafia au #NOBODY MOVE I HAVE MORE IDEAS IM JUST OUTTA JUICE RN #also i prommy i can draw more angles than 3/4 but those pieces arent DONE so i cant POST THEM RAHHH #anyway this is what happens when i say 'volo mafia au' once as a JOKE and then the autism demons take over #i have so many ideas. explodes #totally trustworthy and cool guy who saves ur butt many times hehehehehe #god #biting my screen #toren zone #petalshipping #HAHAHA I SNUCK IT IN THERE FUCKERS

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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months

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His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.

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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever.....#suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali #and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right....#hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :)#get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece???#thats supposed to represent two things.#1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well #2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭)#had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando #based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull #but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance #hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it....#lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras #thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull #ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭#quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings #waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!!#lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods #tw blood #<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!!#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art.#fa14 #f1 art #f1 fanart #matador au

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tsutsumi-kurose · 7 months

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spiraling about the framing here… the way tsukasa is specifically positioned with these two marks so visibly on display, one so temporary it’s drawn like it’s already fading deeming him guilty and the other so solid and near-permanent deeming him the most important and beloved thing in hanako’s life… the way the guilty mark is on his hand marking what he does (if we take hands to represent actions) as making him guilty but the mark of love, which as we know from sumire could be anywhere on his body, is right on tsukasa’s face... the way love is so much stronger than guilt and blame

it reminds me so much of:

I know we don’t have confirmation that he’s talking about tsukasa here, but even if it’s just thematically, the faded guilty stamp and the permanent yorishiro seal are so reminiscent of amane defending this person unrelentingly, never budging, and paying little to no mind to tsuchigomori’s condemnations of this person’s actions. the faded stamp and bold seal contrasting so heavily to say “actions are so fleeting and always changing but love is unwavering.” amane protects this person despite what they’ve done to him. amane kills tsukasa and tsukasa comes back marked as the pinnacle of hanako’s love. actions and guilt and blame are so complicated in tbhk, but love always endures. and it’s all shown so succinctly in this one image of tsukasa this chapter

#tbhk 107 #tbhk spoilers #jshk 107 #yugi tsukasa #tsukasa yugi #yugi twins #hahaha im actually feeling completely normal about this <3 #perhaps it's not this serious #but listen i love to over analyze okay #and i mean OVER analyzing lol #god the themes of it all #and this is without even touching on how this theme relates to nene's feelings about hanako and kou's feelings about mitsuba #truly just like the thesis of this show is just like. things are way more complicated than they seem but love endures #so many characters just going 'i see all the bad parts of you and i couldn't stop loving you if i tried' yknow???#which is such a complicated and compelling thing to think about wow

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finngualart · 10 months

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some drawings i did for funsies and for practise based on these photos

#norse gods #norse mythology #odin #loki #huginn #muninn #the other day i was thinking about how exactly odin sacrifices his eye and how he ends up with the sewn-up socket #i really like the idea of loki doing it and have odin sew shut loki's mouth later on and that'd be such a tasty little parallel #don't you think?#i wanted to sketch out that scene and when i saw the abovementioned photoshoot i knew exactly how :D #i wish i could draw like this from imagination but i cantt hahaha #idk how im going to pull off drawing an entire comic in this style without models :]]]#how to shoot yourself in the foot by having extremely ambitious goals and unrealistic standards: a fucking novel by saskia

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basketobread · 4 months

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I just came across your OC ( ♡she's a cute, btw♡ ), and I honestly loved her and her personality so much I had to do a sketch of her♡♡♡

Please ignore the messy linework, I was on the bus home, and the bus driver was driving like we all had nine lives(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ have a nice day/night <333

OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CRY THIS IS BEAUTIFULLY DONE THANK YOU SOOOOO VERY MUCH 😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

#WOW OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE COLORING #THE LINEWORK #HER EXPRESSION #OH MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS LUNARA YOU LOOK STUNNINNGGGGG #AHHHH IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR STYLE THANK YOU SO MUCH <3333333333 #I GENUINELY SCREAMED WHEN I OPENED THIS HAHAHA #GOSH THE COLOR PALETTE HERE IS GORGEOUS #ALSO THE WAY YOU DREW HER HAIR?!?!?! AAAAAAHHHHHHH SO PRETTTTYYYYY <3333333333333333333333 #GONNA STARE AT THIS ALL NIGHT <3333333 #gifts for bob #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #baldur's gate oc #lunara posting #ask bob

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baylardian-1 · 21 days

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the morning sickness train dont stop for the brothers in the house needing to go number two

collabed with @maliciousalice on this piece! :)

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songofsunset · 18 days

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Today we weren't allowed out on the playground due to wet paint, and my kids were doing great but by the end of the day we were getting stir crazy and bouncing off the walls

And also separately we've been working with this one kid to try and control her temper (her tiny body fills up with So Much Rage and she will bite!!!) and I realized that we only tried to give her tools to deal with that when she was all worked up, and that isn't any sort of way to build a new skill

So we all sat on the carpet and and dimmed the lights and took like 5 minutes for toddler yoga and deep breathing and it was actually great?????? We practiced taking deep breaths and blowing them out (toddlers can't see the difference between breathing in and breathing out, they just hear it, like a lot of times if you show them how to smell a flower they will blow on the flower!!!! So emphasizing the blowing out part helps them figure out the breathing in part) and we patted our heads..... And our shoulders ... Then gave ourselves a big hug!!!! (One little boy who loves hugs was so excited about this part!!) Then I walked them through a basic sensory activity where we felt the carpet with our hands and listened with our ears to see what we could hear and then looked around for what we could see, and then we did deep breathing and stood up together for some stretching and wrapped it up

And it was so helpful??? It really helped reset the mood in the classroom, it was amazing

AND THEN, later in the day, when my tiny child was full of rage when her classmate grabbed a toy, I said 'take a deep breath!!!'

AND SHE DID

SHE STOPPED RIGHT THERE ALL FULL OF RAGE AND TOOK THE TINIEST ANGRIEST MOST ADORABLE BIG BREATH IVE EVER SEEN AND IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF HER!!!!!!!!

#SHE DID IT!!!!!! SHE DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!#ive done enough therapy that at this end of time i forget how much of my childhood i spent Really Angry anf unable to cope #and the only times people ever tried to help me with it was during!!!! it was not effective!!!!!!!!#and so i realized this and was like 'what are we doing???' and by god we will do better by this child!!!!!#......is what I say about all my children lmao there is catharsis in a job like this #i understand my parents much better now and they did really try and also I see where they messed up and hurt me and why its a whole thing #ANYWAYS THE POINT IS THAT THIS IS A TEACHER VICTORY AND IM REALLY PROUD OF MY STUDENT!!!! LOOK AT HER GO!!!!#gotta chat with mom and dad so we can pass on the advice!!!#.....her mom and dad. my parents dont need to hear shit lmao we're beyond that hahaha #lori chat

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pup-pee · 8 months

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psppspspspspsp come get timbart crumbs