#Harry gets in fights

[gryfferin-gaybies]

Backing the Wrong Horse

Harry came home with a split lip, bloody nose, cut on his brow, blood on his knuckles, and what were probably the tell-tale of signs of oncoming bruises. He tried to duck into the bathroom to clean himself up without being noticed, but failed.

He knew exactly what Draco would say before he even said it. "Harry! What were you thinking?" He caught his boyfriend in the hallway, exiting the bathroom just as Harry was about to enter.

"You don't even know what happened," Harry protested.

Draco held Harry's chin carefully to turn his head so he could get a better look at the damage done. "Clearly you got into a fight of some sort. I'm not an idiot."

Harry let Draco examine him. "Yeah, but you don't know that I started it." He stepped past Draco into the bathroom.

"So you didn't start it?" Draco asked, grabbing a wash cloth from the linen closet before following Harry into the bathroom.

Harry turned on the tap and scrubbed at his knuckles instead of answering.

That was answer enough for his boyfriend. "Harry!" Draco scolded. He wet the rag with warm water from the bathtub faucet, not making Harry share the small sink. "Sit down," he said with a sigh when Harry finished washing his hands.

Harry sat on the edge of the bathtub with his knees spread open. Draco stood between his boyfriend's legs and dabbed at the blood on his face. "He had it coming," Harry mumbled.

Draco sighed again. "Harry, you can't keep fighting everyone who speaks poorly of the Malfoys. We were Death Eaters who housed the Dark Lord. We were on the wrong side of a war that hurt thousands of people." Draco referenced the great evilness of his family's past as he used a featherlight gentleness to doctor his partner's injuries; the irony was not lost on Harry.

"You had no choice. Lucius made those decisions for your family, and he's still paying for those sins. Besides, the person they should be blaming is Voldemort, not you."

Draco tossed the bloodied cloth into a hamper, seemingly satisfied with his work. Then he pulled out his wand to heal Harry's cuts. "It doesn't matter. You're defending the wrong people, Harry—hold still." Once the skin had healed on his eyebrow and lip, Draco reset Harry's nose.

Harry's eyes watered. He moved his jaw and scrunched his nose a couple times. "Thank you." He took Draco's hands and pulled him in close. "You were a child. It's been more than a decade. You're a good person. You've done more than enough to make up for any mistakes you made back then. Between your charity work and job as a Healer, you're practically a saint. I'll always defend you."

Draco rested his hands on Harry's shoulders, looking down at him fondly. "I am far from a saint. You need to stop getting in fights over me. You're going to get in trouble or get seriously hurt."

"I'll stop getting in fights when people stop being assholes."

Draco snorted and rolled his eyes affectionately. It brought Harry relief to know that he wasn't angry with him. "That's never going to happen."

"Once people realize that I'd do anything for you, they'll stop. I've just got to punch enough people to get my point across." Harry stood up and wrapped his arms around Draco's waist, kissing him once on the mouth.

Draco let out a small chuckle. "You're a brute and an idiot."

"But I'm your brute," Harry said with a cheeky grin.

"And my idiot." Draco ruffled a hand through Harry's messy curls before pulling him in for another kiss.

#draco x harry #harry potter #drarry fanfic #drarry #adult drarry #fanfic #microfic #drarry microfic #drarry angst #Harry gets in fights #like a lot #healer draco

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[wolvesandshine]

Regulus Black being an emo writer and being a jock are two things that can and should coexist

#listen is he writing sad boy poetry in his book? yes #is he also getting into fights with people twice his height over quidditch? yes #regulus black #marauders era #jegulus #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus black deserved better #sirius black #marauders era funny textpost #marauders era meme

[claybyte]

strongly dislike the idea that harry would become an auror after the war. give the boy a break. he deserves to live in a little cabin in complete isolation for a few years to discover himself

#he only fought voldemort and saved the wizarding world because he had to #because he was groomed to #not because he wanted to #do i think he possibly could have started auror training because thats what was expected of him? #yeah sure #do i think it would then immediately trigger ptsd and his friends urge him to quit? #very much so #give him a break to get to know himself #he shouldn't have to fight anymore #harry potter #hjp #harry james potter

[snucius]

I'm simply in love with this scene 🖤.

When Draco fell off his broom, Severus literally jumped out of his skin -just like the mama bear he is- but Lucius was just like "Huh, whose son is he? Definitely not mine."

#it's so them #the only thing jkr get it right #-In my world Snucius is real they fuck like rabbits and Draco is their son #the awkward elephant: that's beautiful katie #it's that tiktok audio but make it snucius #anyways #they're the best hp ship fight me #wait... why do we have a trope where severus is harry's parent (severitus) but we don't have one where he is draco's parent? #that's suspicious #that's weird #snucius #lucius malfoy #severus snape #draco malfoy #harry potter #harry potter ships #draco lucius malfoy #lucius and severus #severus and lucius #lucius x severus #severus x lucius #lucius and snape #snape and lucius #lucius x snape #snape x lucius #quidditch #pro severus snape #professor snape #pro snape #snape

[batcavescolony]

Some of you are expecting show Percy to act like the Last Olympian Percy or Son of Neptune Percy. "why can't he use his powers?" He's hasn't them learned yet. "Why aren't their epic battle scenes?" He has no training. "Why is he so under powered" he's not at that level yet! Percy in the show didn't have a Luke training montage, he doesn't really know how to properly use a sword. He spent like what a week or so at camp? What do you want him to be OP right out of the gate?The second he knows he's has water powers to master them? You need to wait, he needs to progress and get more confidence. Then he'll get better and be able to fight and use his powers.

#pjo #pjo series #pjo spoilers #pjo show #batcavescoloy watches the PJO tv show #batcavescolony watches #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv spoilers #pjo fandom #its character progression. hes gotta walk before he can run #i saw somone say they hated the pjo show because their are no fight scenes and that Harry Potter had fight scenes..... #harry wasnt preforming crazy feats of magic in the first half of the first movie WHICH IS WHERE WE ARE IN THE PJO SHOW! we're in the first #half of the first season. theirs no epic fight sequences because percy doesn't know how to fight yet. im sure at the end of the season when #he gets confidence and more fights under his belt and in the other seasons when he's older the fights scenes will get better #and you know damn well people would be saying percy is a mary sue or too OP if he started using his powers and fighting perfectly the secon #he found out he was a demigod. like give him time to cook. #........ #you're eating flower expecting it to be cake.

[rewritingcanon]

coming out as an official HATER of this video

#‘hermione and harry are having an affair’ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 😭😭😭 #NO THEY ARE NOT PUT THAT IDEA IN A BOX AND LOCK THAT BOX AWAY #‘scorpius and albus get jealous and fight each other over delphi’ WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUTTTTT #whos gonna tell that man that scorp and al are literally 14 and delphi is in her 20s. that is not love triangle material 💀 #AND SCORP AND DELPHI ARE RELATEDDDD 🙁 #hate hate hate this vid and it makes me glad we got the play we did #i remember so many people sucking up to this guy and then he put out his own play based on this for a while #and it had me seething seeing harry and hermione make out in her office OMG #harry potter #ron weasley #hpcc #cursed child #ginny weasley #harry potter and the cursed child #delphini riddle #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #delphini diggory #delphi riddle #rewriting

[bloodanddiscoballs]

heyyyyy Harry and Jean have literally never been confirmed to have dated in any way. just cause Luiga made a joke tweet about them waking up in the same bed doesn't actually mean that they fucked. the "heterosexual life partners" and the "where's your homo homie" thing is a way to read how unhealthy they are together and is a clear bigoted dig and joke, helping to illustrate the way the RCM works internally and how it doesn’t make for a good environment. like you can have your fun and stuff and enjoy ship stuff or whatever but to point out Harry and Jean as ways to idk point to how Harry is bisexual is just a plain misread simply because we do not get anything to ACTUALLY show that there was something sexual there. there are plenty of other lines in the game that actually discuss how Harry is attracted to men that are legit, but sorry, him and Jean were never explicitly stated as a couple or a fling.

#disco elysium #also im not trying to like fight anybody #cause i think their dynamic is very interesting for lots of reasons #and i literally couldnt give two shits what people ship #but i think it is important to understand where the canon ends and fanon begins #and im not sure why it always gets waaaay blurred wrt jean and harry #btw this is coming from a ling time jean enjoyer but NOT whatever the fuck the fanon version is people make him to be #do not lump me in with those fans i have them blocked for a reason

[alcoveofconcealment]

I like to think that Percy goes out of his way to give multiple tours of the castle to first year's during the first couple months. It can be difficult to navigate with the moving staircases.

Too bad nobody informed this 15 year old that a pack of 12 year-olds are not gonna be paying attention when they could instead just talk to their new friends/dormmates

#He's trying his Prefect Pattoned best #Sadly he got the chaos group #Ron and Harry are Main CharactersTM #Book Neville canonically get's into fist fights with in the first couple months #Book and Movie Seamus are accidental arsonists turn pyromaniacs #And Dean seems like he's the only chill one but he tends to either escalate any given situation before sliver tonging his way out of troubl #Percy Weasley #Neville Longbottom #Ron Weasley #Harry Potter #Seamus Finnigan #Dean Thomas #book 1 era #Prefect Percy #My Ron design is not exactly what I want him to be but hey #First tries are for failing and learning #Also yes I did change the school robes from the movies as I simply don't believe in the big coat with muggle trousers design #Dean get's a cool hat to ref the musical #And Seamus get's to have fun with his tie because movie refs #CharacterClaws #SugerQuillAndInk #My Art #Harry James Potter #Prefect!Percy

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Voldemort tended to push Harry a little too far - give the monster an inch and he’d take a mile - but that wasn’t anything new.

Harry never took a shove lying down and became reckless, heedless. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow, they say, but all Harry saw was a snake — and a snake is a snake is a snake.

Warning signs on his skin - in those eyes - or not, Harry was playing a game with a beast that bites and he had the anti-venom in the shape of a lightning bolt etched into his forehead.

#harrymort #tomarrymort #tomarry #my fic #drabble #daylight drabbles #why do i keep doing this #one hundred words is never enough #enemies to lovers (obviously 😌) #they are fighting again 🙄 they should just have sex and get over it #something something harry using his newfound horcrux bargaining chip to say and do whatever he wants to voldemort

[isagrimorie]

Captain Kathryn Janeway as a Brilliant Tactician, part 1, 2, 3 (version 1) (version 2)

Star Trek Voyager, 7x10 -Flesh and Blood II (version 1)

Hirogen ships wildly outclassed Voyager and the first time Voyager seriously went up against the Hirogen, the crew lost control of the ship and they were forced to participate in various Hirogen hunting games.

The crew barely took back Voyager and Janeway had to give Hirogen the Hologram tech to get them off her ship.

And then in season 7, after the EMH Doctor betrayed Voyager and thoroughly sabotaged the ship. The Engine room was a mess and the only reason Voyager didn't explode is because B'Elanna reinforced the Warp core. And then the holograms kidnap B'Elanna.

Voyager, battered and limping was on a mission to retrieve their two lost crew members. So Janeway decided to use the Hirogen's hunting skill for their benefit and had the best tactic to deal with the Hirogen while Voyager was in no condition for a firefight.

And despite limping all the way while tailing the Hirogen ships, in the end Voyager fought against two Hirogen ships and won.

#star trek voyager #kathryn janeway #brilliant tactician series #once again #janeway proves never put her on the backfoot #also given a second or third chance #she'll find a way to fight any superior ship to a standstill #trek edit #my edit #star trek edit #flesh and blood (voyager) #also janeway is an expert #utilizing consultants and local knowledge #i was so mad at the emh doctor for this episode #especially since all he got was a slap on the wrist #even seven wouldn't get away with what he just did #the emh doctor literally put the voyager crew in danger #tuvok #harry kim #chakotay #trekedit #voyager edit #long post #flashing warning #also voyager #has some of the best ship v ship combat #in 90s Trek

[bruciemilf]

Me? Obsessed with Harry Osborn and giving him an uneccesarry role as Peter B's estranged but impossibly soft bestie And the teenage version of him being an unhinged antagonist for Miles while also his best friend? Yeah you fucking bet

#UGH HES SOOOO #im obsessed with him actually. like actually #text #i just think peter b deserves a softie that can and will cry from anxiety at any given moment and has abandonment issues #becaude in a very peter fashion -- our boy pushed him away to protect him. or thought so. 'you...you didnt invite me to your wedding?' #meanwhile TEENAGE harry? mf is worse than norman. he WILL push that old man in traffic without an ounce of hesitation #and gets into fist fights with gwen on the reg #Gah #i love em

[atlasdoe]

For Remus' birthday my wish is that The Marauders fandom would stop confusing Wales to Birmingham😭

#the amount of times i see a tiktok talking about remus' welsh accent when really the audio is of the brummie or more northan or scottish #PLS WATCH AN EPISODE OF GAVIN AND STACEY AND THEN COME BACK #like do y'all not know that the welsh accent is actually pretty high in tone??? #also remus would not be a roadman #please stop this madness #people will suscribe the coziest little cottage in the south of wales as the lupin family home #and then say that remus is selling drugs in alleyways and getting into drunken fights with strangers #HOW DOES THIS ALL ADD UP #not to say that wales is crime free or anything like that #but y'all are describing someone who grew up in digbeth and spends his weekends in snobs and terrorising gay village #not a sheep farmer #the marauders #harry potter #the marauders era #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders

[vanderspeiglemd]

Sara: HARRY AND ASTA WOULD NEVER BE ROMANTIC BC THEY'D NEVER FUCK. EVER. THEY'RE PLATONIC. LIKE FRIENDS LOVE PLATONIC. SHE PARENTS HIM. DEEP MEANINGFUL PARENTING FRIENDSHIP. ROMANCE IS LIKE CRINGE AND ROMANCE MEANS FUCKING SO THEY'D NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT PLATONIC. UWU FRIENDS. NEVER FUCKING EVER. EW.

Interviewer who only asked how she was doing:

#Genuinely she's fighting ghosts it's like weird and embarrassing how much she brings it up when no one else ever does #We get it babe you're like obsessed and they're not even friends in canon shut up already #resident alien #Vandertrees #Harry x Asta

[act-more-like-a-dog-sirius]

HP Rants: Things Fandom Gets WRONG

The Dark Mark (tattoo)

where oh where is the reading comprehension??? did y’all really not read any of GoF??? not only does the minister of fucking magic not know about the Dark Mark tattoos, as snape has to explain and show it to him (which just ????? astounding incompetence from the ministry of goddamn magic and the wizarding world at large) but sirius literally says in response to the kiddos telling him that Karkaroff showed snape something on his arm, “'He showed Snape something on his arm?' said Sirius, looking frankly bewildered...'Well, I’ve no idea what that’s about." despite the fact that he KNOWS for a fact karkaroff was a death eater. (and his own goddamn brother was a death eater. And his family was super pro-voldemort).

The whole fucking point is that no one knew.

Otherwise it would have been obvious who was and who wasn’t death eaters, or at least, inner-circle death eaters. Sirius would not have gone to Azkaban. The Malfoys and literally every other free death eater would have.. but this didn’t happen because the wizarding world is complete shit at handling things and disseminating EXTREMELY IMPORTANT information.. that’s the whole fucking point.

#every time i see a fic say that regulus “took the mark” #or that sirius' parents wanted to make him “get the mark” #i want to scream in rage #and i immediately close the fic no questions asked #and then have to take at least 5 minutes of deep breaths to calm myself down and remind myself people are allowed to be wrong #i can be mature and let them be wrong #i am a mature adult and can let them be wrong #i don't need to start a fight because i am a mature adult and i can just let them be wrong it won't kill me #but seriously #why the FUCK is everyone so fucking wrong #ALL THE FUCKING TIME #WHERE or where is the fucking reading comprehension???? #salty hp rant #hp rant #hp meta #harry potter #sirius black #dark mark #salty hp takes #marauders #harry potter meta #i hate being the only correct person in this fandom #lmfao #god please help there is no reading comprehension in this fandom #it is so diseased and sick #marauders fandom #literally the fucking worst

[severussnapemylove]

Headcanon; Severus is a graze eater. He has snacks stashed in his office, work room, private chambers. From what I know of his childhood, I doubt he was getting regular or decent meals. Even though he's spent a couple decades at Hogwarts and rationally knows there's going to be more than enough food every day, it's both a habit and feeling of security to have something to eat where he can easily get to.

#Headcanon #severus snape #pro severus snape #tw child abuse #tw c ptsd #harry potter universe #Recurring theme I've seen in characters with neglectful/abusive parents is they graze eat as adults #Sev's parents wouldn't keep their child clean and properly clothed #I doubt they were feeding him properly #Plus with the hiding in your room while the parents fight #You can't get to the kitchen to eat because you can't come out of hiding #pro snape