James: so are we flirting right now?
Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
James: that doesn't answer my question
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Regulus: This Barbie is *depressed*
James: Babe, do you ever think about getting help instead of expressing your mental health struggles through memes?
Regulus:
Regulus: This Barbie is *feeling attacked*
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Convinced all a neurodivergent person needs in life is a tumblr acc hardly anyone follows so they can freely spam about their hyperfixations without judgement
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anyone: mentions the marauders
me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)
also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them
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Barty: you saved me. I owe you my life.
Evan: no thanks. I've seen it and i'm not very impressed
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Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy-
Sirius: You think I’m pretty?
Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.
Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?
…An hour later…
Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-
Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.
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bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and then choose a character that has never had a day of comfort in their lives
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