#Married… with Children

[ornithorynquerouge]

Married… with Children. Al Bundy/Ed O'Neill

#ed o'neill #actor #Married… with Children

[cemeterything]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉 #this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree

[pawnn000]

Based on that picture on twitter of that beautiful Princess cadence doll and Shining Armor

#YAYAYAYAYA #just married #LMAOOOOOOOO #self insert #self indulgent #dca fandom #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #✦pawn's art #daycare attendent #eclipse #moon dca #sundrop #moondrop #moondrop x reader #sundrop x reader #Fun fact: The reason why Eclipse's skirt/dress looks like that is because he had the kids color it lol #so the children are included :33

[dootznbootz]

Every character is aspec if you're not a coward 🤷

#They're married and have children? Aspec! #They have and like sex? Aspec! #All are aspec now! :P #asexual #aspec #ace #demisexual #lgbtqia #asexuality #Mad rambles

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Bruh emotional support ghost kid? Well thats what they are calling him

Suicide cases in gothem are about to fucking plummet boiz cause this one weird blue eyes, black haired boy is now heading to your location.

How does he know where to be? Having a bad day and are all alone? No the fuck your not cause don’t turn around now but theres some shiny blue eyes coming at you from that dark ally. Oh shit hes here to drop some information about you and your lost loved ones that he should know. Oh god the closure. How could you have been afraid on this sweet, creepy, boy who just helped you find your way.

Meanwhile Danny is chillin in Gothem cause the GIW hate it there (none of they equipment actually functions in Gothem so it’s either super haunted or actually not haunted at all). Then all of a sudden he gets approached by a random ghost begging for his help because their sweet baby girl is about to do something horrible. Oops now all the ghosts are following their most loved ones around just to make sure they are there to rush to Danny for help when all else fails. Now hes getting to fulfil his protection obsession double time because one hes helping protect people from themselves and two hes protecting everyone in Gothem by stopping people from becoming villains for revenge. Plus he gets to see first hand how hes making a difference because all those people he saved are sending him some good vibes from all across Gothem.

Thank god he followed Jazz around so much to slightly absorb some of her phycology knowledge over the years. Plus it was actually pretty interesting so she gave him her old text books. Shes also helping him deal with the rare events where he can’t save someone. Just a moment too late or he stops them but they later succeeded in the hospital. Neither are his fault. Now only if he could convince his core of that.

Anyway why Gothem you ask? Amity Park would have been just as good tbh but imagine Batmans face when he finally gets to be face to face with the emotional support ghost boy. Why is he here? Bruce is fine. Batman is fine. Hes not gonna do anything crazy. It’s just a hard time of year. Around their death always gives him grief. But hes an adult and can manage it.

“You know they are so proud of you.” The boy states. As if it’s clear as day, even though it’s Gothem and never a clear day. Batman blinks at him, stunned for a moment. “What?” This boy can’t possibly know that. No one will ever know that, Bruce can only hope. “They see their home, full of such life. That big house that felt so empty, so cold, to them as well for years. Then you filled it with Family and Love like they had always wanted for you. They are so proud of what you have turned it into. Somewhere full of life and warmth.” A small smile graces his face as finally “you have made your parents so proud” and its all he can do to contain himself. Emotions are running high and sue him because he really did need to hear that ok. The boy suddenly looks to Bruces right with a confused face “aren’t all basements like that though?” Before Bruce can even get a word in hes gone. Just vanished before his eyes.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dpxdc #dp x dc #batman #I just wanted to write danny walking up to the buggest toughest batman and make him cry tears of relief #danny is helping his subjects find closure while always feeding his protection obsession #let him be interested in his sisters word #also god imagine bruce just having a bad time of it cause is the anniversary of his parents death #than the ghost kid just walks up and tells him exactly what he needed to heat #yes they are proud of the word batman does #he knows he has saved lives #but what about him as a father #would his father be ashamed of his parenting skills #would his mother be discusted at how he treats his children #he always remembers his parents as good parents so he wants to do right by them by also being a good parent #anyone can risk their life for another but few can be a good father #actually it’s easy just love your kids and sont walk out and leave them with an insane bitch of a mother #dad im lookin at you #and dknt marry your fucking step sister dad #isnt our family tree circle enough. why must u follow in grandmothers footsteps #at least with him is marrage related aye? #oops im rabling about my daddy issues teehee

[bisexualhobgadling]

Dream of the Endless would be a great professor, but you know what else he'd be amazing at?

Children's Librarian

Kids are full of stories. He would absolutely love to hear them and help nurture that creativity. The really young ones could be read to and have nap time. Parents would love him. Kids would love him. Hob would love him.

also it would just be really cute 😌

#the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #hob gadling #dreamling #maybe he's retired #maybe he's being forced to take a break by literally everyone and shares his Dreaming duties with Lucienne #bonus: Hob becomes a preschool/kindergarten teacher for his next identity and they work together #either in the same school or Hob takes his class to the library once a week #also they're married <3 #children’s librarian dream

[daggerhobbit]

My mom: “oh I can’t wait till you grow up and get married and have children”

Me: “Mother you do realize that the only grandkids you’re getting from me are cats.”

My mom: “Oh, you’ll change your mind! You just have to find the right person.”

Me: “Hmmmm… no. I’m going to live in a house filled with books and plants and a minimum of 21 cats.”

#aroace #aromantic #aro #ace #asexual #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #lgbtqia #no I will never get married #my cats are my children #cats #I love cats

[crypticf1sh]

Throwing this up here and then scuttling away because I haven’t seen the new episodes yet and don’t wanna get spoiled

Behold! Prismo and Jake 🎉

This last one is based on a panel from the comics where he comes off the walls and his other side is like fucking space time. man’s just a big fucked up reversible blanket fr

#adventure time #jake the dog #prismo the wishmaster #prismo #prisjake #prismos a homewreaker lmao #he has a big fat crush on a married man with children

[fakemichaelsheen]

-1650-

aziraphale, sighs: look, I said I was sorry

crowley: *sulking*

aziraphale: I could buy you a drink. or something to eat-

crowley, pouting: not hungry

aziraphale, hesitates: I wasn’t actually going to marry him. it was a misunderstanding

crowley, bitter: didn’t look like a misunderstanding. looked real cosy from where I was standing

aziraphale, annoyed: I didn’t want to risk execution! I didn’t know how he was going to react. how many times? I am sorry!

crowley, shrugs: not good enough

aziraphale: fine, then I guess this is-

crowley: do the dance

aziraphale, scoffs: I’m not...going to do the dance

crowley, folds his arms: I thought you were sorry. I thought it was a mistake...

aziraphale: okay, okay, fine *straightens his coat; does the apology dance* I’m sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have done it. I’m sorry *bows*

crowley, smirks: thanks, I enjoyed that

aziraphale: yes, well, I hope you savoured it because it won’t be happening again anytime soon *nonchalant* unless another devastatingly handsome crown prince coerces me into an engagement

crowley, frowns: that’s not funny, angel

#azi: I can't marry you I'm already married / cp: to him? *points at crowley stealing bread and giving it to children* / azi: *fond* yeah #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #wonder what aziraphale actually did in 1650... #ineffable chatfics

[vintage-tigre]

#christina applegate #80s tv shows #aesthetic #vintage #80s punk #80s girl #80s fashion #80s style #old school cool #married with children

[opioidbandit]

Making kaitos bow bigger everytime I draw him

Kaito after Shinichi doesnt support his delusions ^

#in kaitos head theyve been married for 8 years and have 50 children #which are all doves #karas art #fanart #shinichi kudo #kaito kuroba #kaishin #not kaicon #or else #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #conan edogawa #ive been not tagging conan this whole time oh my god #lmfao #random ass hc hidden in the tags but i like to imagine kaito as gendaflooid #it makes sense to me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #league of assassins #Are Danny and Ras married? Who knows #They did raise their kids together #Well technically Dan & Ellie got de-aged but still #They met during time shenanigans for Danny #Trained together for a bit and became a tiny bit of rivals #Ras missing his platonic or romantic partner: If I adopt-steal these teens/children I can pspspspsps them back #Jordan looking down at Talia: Hello demon child #Talia: Brother Damian isn't talking to me anymore and I don't know what to do T-T #Ellie: Would he like more siblings?? That made us feel better??? #Talia: Of course I can make clones to send to him he shall surely call me back then! #Dusan: Sister I don't think that is what they were saying- #Talia: I have things to do out of my way Ghost! #Tim is so tired and has no clue what's going on #Jordan: Whelp I'm going to help you out because I'm always one to take Mom's side against pops #Tim: What #Jordan: Let's go bother the primordial being of Time he happens to find us amusing anyway #Tim: W h a t #deadly decisions

[just-an-ari]

more of the wenclar family! they're having a cute little moment <3

#my art #wenclair #wednesday x enid #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid #enid sinclair #netflix wednesday #harlow addams #married wenclair #yes i have more children #what about it

[grondds-and-roses]

Tolkien really said samwise gamgee is my favourite character and I will make sure that all of you know that <3

#he married the love of his life #had 13 CHILDREN #got bag end #got the red book #became mayor SEVEN times #and went to the undying lands #like my man really won #like tolkien was one inch away from making king of all of middle earth lol #sam gamgee #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king #tolkien #jrrt #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Husk: Ready to go?

Angel, opening the front door: Sure thing, babe.

Cherri, pushing past them, having a seat at the bar: My life is over.

Husk: That's nice.

Cherri: Life stinks!

Husk: Yeah, well, it doesn't get any better. We'll be at Consent.

Angel, putting a comforting arm around Cherri: Wait a minute Husk, we can't go with Sugar Tits like this.

Husk: Why not? Life will stink tomorrow. I know mine will.

Angel: *glares at him*

Husk, sighing: All right, all right. Cherri, this usually takes an hour. I say "What's the matter?", you say "Nothing", I say "Come on, I know something’s wrong, what is it?", you say "Nothing". So let’s cut the shit! What's wrong?

Cherri: Nothing.

Husk: For fuck’s sake!

#i love this trio #Hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #married with children #husk #husk hazbin hotel #huskerdust #Angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust and husk #Cherri bomb #cherri bomb hazbin hotel #angel dust and cherri bomb #vivziepop #hazbin hotel fandom #incorrect quotes #keith david #blake roman #krystina alabado

[thesweetnessofspring]

Katniss actually said that if not for the existence of the Games and Panem's shitty state in general, that she, at 17 years old, could possibly be married and pregnant. Full-on teen mothering it with her dandelion in the spring if Panem could chill out for a sec and stop killing children. And then she proceeded to fantasize about Peeta and his child safe in the meadow. This thought alone gave her one of three nights of restful sleep without drugs post-Games during the series (the other two being when she was in Peeta's arms).

And yet when the Games did end permanently and Katniss indeed went ahead and married/committed to Peeta and had a family with him at about 30 years old, some people still did a surprise Pikachu face and complained it was out of character.

WHAT MORE DID SHE HAVE TO DO TO FORESHADOW THE ENDING?

#quote for those who want it: #(in reference to Peeta's baby bomb) #Isn't it the thing I dreaded most about the wedding about the future-the loss of my children to the Games? #And it could be true now couldn't it? #If I hadn't spent my life building up layers of defenses until I recoil at even the suggestion of marriage or a family? #(only change is the commas are taken out b/c tags) #girl basically acknowledged her trauma and said without it she could be married and pregnant at 17 that is WILD #having a secret toasting and then having sex with peeta (as this was the “it” she was referring to) #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #catching fire