#Naruto chop

[buttwholesomesurfer]

that moment when you try to do a full illustration but you end up liking only a section of it

#art dump #fanart #i gave up on finishing this because i hate the rest of the drawing #gaara #naruto #yup #i spent way too much time going back and forth with coloring and uncoloring #painting and deleting layers #cropping and chopping

[rayukiriver]

Day 13, Power couple or Love bites. Seeing each other off to work. There's no way in hiding those, Sasuke...

#SNSmonth23 #Sasunaru #Sasuke #Naruto #HOW do you even draw a power couple?? #all i got about those is that they're healthy relationship and have work #so off to work you go boys chop chop

[reineydraws]

everyone should go read happy kanako's killer life 'cuz that's where i got the scene from and it's great :')

#naruto #naruto fanart #naruto comic #comic #kakairu #kakairu fanart #kakashi hatake #kakashi #anbu kakashi #iruka #iruka umino #iruka sensei #this is one of my favourite canon time periods to think of! when iruka's just become a teacher and kashi hasnt reitred from anbu yet #it's Good Stuff #retired* lol #gai: am i just chopped liver to u my eternal rival

[zxxalta]

#sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #I’m gonna chop my fucking leg off #sns

[ifeelalot]

#gif #naruto #ナルト #ep 30 #sasuke #anime #tv #anime gif #sharingan #tv gif #young sasuke #kid sasuke #chop #focus

[rave-quinn]

Shows I'll write for

Teen Titans

Stranger Things

Death note

Naruto

Wednesday

Total drama

Will add more if asked

Movies I'll write for

Texas Chainsaw massacre

Halloween Rz and the og one

IT

Harry Potter

Nightmare on elm street

Child's play

Alien

Saw

Black Christmas

No one sleeps in the woods tonight

Friday the 13th

The conjuring

Will add more if asked

#tv shows #leatherface #bubba sawyer #nubbins sawyer #slashers x reader #chucky #chop top sawyer #horror movies #anime #naruto #total drama #death note #writing list #michael myers #halloween #freddy krueger #the nun #teen titans #stranger things #wednesday

[oneinistsworks]

20220202 Chopping wood

For the Umino Hours Iruka Winter Bingo and the prompt chopping wood. Current progress is another prompt. When this prompt came up it made me wonder to what extent shinobi would have to chop wood when gathering firewood.

#irukawinterbingo #umino hours #naruto event #umino iruka #myfanart #chopping wood #naruto

[sarshattack]

sasuke meets beck!!

#my art #art #fanart #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #naruto #naruto shippuden #beck #beck mongolian chop squad #beck MCS #beck manga #sarsh doods #screencap redraws #somehow #redraw

[dayeongi]

last line tag game!

Post the the last sentence/line from your WIP

(Thanks for the tag @sessakag 💖💖💖🫶 sorry it took me so long!)

Gaara shut his water bottle and walked in the direction of the door, then stopped by Sasuke’s side.

“You hide it well, but there’s a darkness about you, Uchiha Sasuke. We are more alike than I thought.”

Though it almost seemed like he was going to, by the twitch of his arm, Sasuke made no movement to attack him.

“Do not meddle in my affairs again,” Gaara warned before walking through the door and back down the staircase.

Tagging @unioncolours @edai-crplpnk @cinder-rose22 @hesmiledlikeaweatherman (just for fun!! But you don't have to of course!!)

#setting sun au #naruto fic #naruto fanfiction #just a little sneak peek! i decided to chop chapter 8 into 2 because i was getting blocked by how long it was going to be!

[tr4pnests]

write for

naruto

naruto  Itachi  shikamaru  neji  pain  madara hashirama

aot

 eren armin? 

bleach 

ichigo  grimmjow aizen  shinji 

beck: mongolian chop squad 

ryusuke taira 

bnha/mha 

dabi

list to be updated in the future

#naruto #attack on titan #aot x reader #bleach #beck mongolian chop squad #beck manga #bnha #mha #naruto headcanons #bleach x reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader #eren yeager #anime writing blog #black writers #black writblr #tr4pnests speaks

[lesbiankoby]

narutwins but their halves of kurama keep egging them on to fight each other. two bastards who cannot be in the same room unless they are actively conspiring against someone

jflksdajfksl both halves of kurama are sooooooo angry about this stupid fucking situation if the narutwins take each other out then the problem is pretty much solved [instigates dumb bickering that escalates into a rasengan v rassengan fight because naruto "borrowed" one of mitos tops]

#can i borrow this. taking sasuke out to chilis #NO!!!! #uzumaki mito whoever she is is also extremely stupid. maybe not academically. but in her soul #naruto tag #actually think mito => sakura => sasuke #<= naruto #is a funny character dynamci #sakura: [not very impressed by the yondaimes kids] naruto why is your sister STALKING me naruto: uh that wasnt my sister that was uh #[sweating] me. shadow clone! my shadow clone. #sakura: AAARGH [karate chops naruto]

[zincbot]

i know everybody knows this already but naruto and sasuke were gay as hell from day 1

#naruto #they fucking kissed. naruto was fantasizing about saving sasuke's life. also all that other gay weirdo shit they did later #like fighting to the death and holding hands with their chopped-off-arms or whatever

[faerociousbeast]

i think my problem is just with the naruto fandom actually. why do you have to give sasuke boobs for all your sns content ahfmdjgjsmjg whats the point

#and.. naruto.... has his jutsu thing anyways if you wanna make this a girl boy thing so bad ?! #is it bc s/asukes basically the heroine or?? what #and s/akuras already chopped her hair off onc e 😭 this is just like if she.. cut it again?? its literally just a haircut dhsmfnmsjefmjshf #these 'visual indicators' of gender being 'bended' are just . maybe im stupid im sorry. i dont get the point

[slowlicious]

VIZ MEDIA ANIME OPEN LOGO (SLOWED)

SLOWLICIOUS ON TUMBLR

SLOWLICIOUS ON INSTAGRAM

SLOWLICIOUS ON FACEBOOK

SLOWLICIOUS ON PINTEREST

SLOWLICIOUS ON TWITTER

SLOWLICIOUS ON SOUNDCLOUD

SLOWLICIOUS ON TIKTOK

SLOWLICIOUS ON YOUTUBE

#slowed #slowlicious #youtube #tv #chopped and screwed #reverb #90s #80's #anime #viz media #naruto shippuuden #boruto #naruto #inuyahsa #one punch man #death note #pokemon #bleach anime

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Finally finished the first part of gai’s 8 gates coma and how kakashi dealt with it rewrite people have been requesting. [tw blood, injury, coma, death discussions, grief]

Kurenai: Kakashi Kks: Ah. Kurenai and...baby, what’s up? Kurenai: You mind if I come in a moment? Kks: Uhhhhh I-

Kks: So what did you need to speak about? Did something happen? K: No, Nothing’s happened. You haven’t gotten to properly see and bond with her yet. Here Kks: You know I’m not fond of kids. K: That’s why I didn’t ask. Hold your arms out. Ok, now, don’t look absolutely petrified.

Kks: She’s ok, I guess [YELP] Oi! Don’t pinch me while I’m holding your baby! K: You wouldn’t drop her. Asuma would haunt you forever! Kks: Terrifying thought, Mirai.... How are you feeling? K: Exhausted. Do you really want to hear how horrifying having a baby is? Kks: No, please don’t tell me.

K: I came over to check on you as well. Any news? Kks: No. He’s still the same. K: Is that why it looks like this in here? Kks: ...Yeah. Doctor said he may never wake up. Since we’re eachother’s medical contacts, Tsunade told me I had to prepare to make hard decisions should it come to that.

Kks: With the council breathing down my neck over a job I don’t want, I had... A bit of an outburst. K: I don’t even blame you. That’s... That they expect you to carry on like normal. Still grieving. The person you love most is gone. But you’re still here. Don’t let them just dust you off and move on again. I’ll always have your back. Kks: You and Asuma always did. Even when I wasn’t grateful for it.

Kks: I can’t tell if they just don’t care or didn’t realize, Gai’s the one who held me together all these years. Only reason I’m still here at all is because of him. I don’t think tenzou, the elders, or the village are prepared for what’ll become of me if I lose him. So, I don’t care anymore. Let them be mad. I won’t give up on him. K: You should talk to him. Kks: huh K: Talk about anything! I’m sure the sound of your voice will help him find his way back. Especially if you sound sad, Kks: uuh

K: I can hear it now, “My eternal rival is sad? Not on my watch!“ Kks: Pretty accurate impression. K: There’s been lots of source material! Kks: Maaa, Your mom’s a huge dork K: Oi! [kakashi chuckles]

K: He’ll be so upset he missed her birth Kks: Oh, devastated. I can’t wait to see the look on Gai’s face, Mirai, when I tell him /I/ held you first! When he wakes up

Kks: Hey, Gai. Kurenai said i should talk to you.

Kks: Feels weird. Most of the people I’m used to talking to like this are all... Dead.

It’s so eerie how silent you’ve been for so long. you’re not even this quiet when you sleep. Your kids come everyday to see you. Naruto and sakura when they can. Lots of others. I’ve been telling them embarrassing  stories from when we were kids since you keep making them wait. Do you remember when I came over while you and Dai were making supper

Dai: Kakashi! Good to see you, my boy! Kks: Id Gai home? Dai: He’s helping with supper! Go on, inside, you’re always welcome! Kks: Ok Dai: Atta boy Kks: Hey, G- !? ummm? Gai: OH!! Rival!! Kks:  Is that a lid?! Gai: Correct!! It stops me from crying while cutting onions! A win for me!!

Kks: Against.... the onions? Gai: Yep! KKs:[snicker] Gai: Laugh all you want! Not everyone can comprehend innovation. Kks: Whatever. You forgot this at the training grounds. I know it’s yours there’s a turtle on it. Gai: See! You’re already tearing up! Kks: Am not Gai: Also, thankyou so much! Kks: Bye, I’m leaving. Gai: Could it be? You’re scared I can cut much faster than you! Kks: I am not scared. Gai: Good, I think we have another lid! Kks: YOU-!

Dai: Great to see growing boys with such a hunger! I’ll never have to prep onions again! Kks: I think about that everytime I chop onions now. You’ve altered my brain with all the ridiculous things you’ve done. Can’t even look at the toys you’ve gotten the dogs without getting emotional

Kks: Just knowing you’re here still, I can barely function. It’s pretty pathetic... Your hair’s getting long. Turning into your dad.

[gai’s heartbeat] Kks: Gai

[gais heartbeat continues]

[gai’s heartbeat continues] Kks: If anything should happen to me, you’ll rush over, right? Gai: Damn right, I will. Dont you worry about that.

[Gai’s heartbeat]

Kks: I miss you

#kakagai #gaikaka #Kakashi Hatake #Maito Gai #might guy #naruto #my art #//coma #//blood #//death mention #Kurenai Yuhi #mirai sarutobi #naruto spoilers #i guess

[autisticlancemcclain]

Keith comes over for Lance’s fifteenth birthday. Hunk is still in Hawaii, but he Skypes, and the three of them talk for two hours. It’s nice.

After Hunk hangs up, Lance decides he wants to make his own birthday cake. Keith decides he wants to help. Neither of them have ever baked by themselves before, but they figure it can’t be too bad.

And it isn’t – they make their way to Wal-Mart, buying six boxes of Betty Crocker’s yellow cake mix, because they don’t know if the box is telling the truth and it really does make a whole cake, so they figure a few extra boxes won’t hurt. They also buy eleven cans of icing, along with a bunch of blue food dye and sprinkles.

The next thing they do is try to put everything together. (They do, at this point, realise they have way too much shit. They only end up using two boxes for the cake, and one to eat the batter. And Lance will take no criticism on that – cake batter is fucking delicious.) That goes pretty well, too – they measure the ingredients and mix ‘em together. Easy. They even remember to grease the pan.

The… troubles, so to speak, come when they pop the cake in the oven and set a timer. Lance hoists himself up to sit on the counter while Keith does the dishes, because Lance is the Birthday Boy™ and is thus exempt from chores.

“In what world does being alive on a certain day mean you don’t have to do dishes,” Keith grumbles. Lance sticks out his tongue.

“In this world, where I am currently Queen of the Day, and you are subservient to me. Scrub the dishes in silence, mullet.”

Lance watches as the challenge visibly sparks up Keith’s spine. He straightens immediately, hands stilling. The sounds of scrubbing cease. Keith turns slightly to him, eyes dark and narrowed.

Lance gulps. He’ll deny it until his dying breath, but something stirs in his gut.

“What was that?” Keith asks carefully.

Lance has never been one to back down, even when he’s knee-deep in a pile of trouble. Especially not to Keith’s bitch ass, as objectively attractive as it may be.

“I said chop chop, get to work.”

Keith moves so fast he’s practically a blur. Water splashes everywhere, but Lance hardly notices. He’s too busy shrieking at the top of his lungs and vaulting over the counter. He sprints up the stairs, on all fours like an animal.

“Someone’s never seen a horror movie,” Keith growls, voice closer than Lance thought he was, and Lance chants in his head that it is not hot, it’s not, it’s lame and stupid and horrible and Keith is the worst. He is.

Lance finally makes it up the stairs and tears down the hallway, swinging into Veronica and Rachel’s bathroom and slamming the door shut milliseconds before Keith can follow him in. He turns the lock, panting heavily as the adrenaline hammers through his veins. The doorknob jiggles for a few seconds, as Keith turns the handle, but then stops abruptly. Footsteps fade as Keith walks away. Lance narrows his eyes. Since when does Keith give up so easily? (Once, Lance lied and said that he’s never once posted an embarrassing picture online and he has been carefully curating his online image his whole life. Keith pulled an all-nighter tracking down his old Tumblr account from when he was 11, and he didn’t even have his name on that thing. To this day Lance has no fucking clue how Keith found it, and lives with the constant shame that Keith has seen a picture of him posing in his room at like 3 in the morning, in front of his old Naruto poster, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue with the caption ‘im SO random XO RAWR XP’. If he thinks about the situation too much he feels like crawling into the nearest ditch and letting nature take him, so he shoves it quickly out of his mind, because it is his Birthday and he refuses to feel shame on his birthday.)

Suddenly the footsteps return, rapidly this time, and the handle jiggles again. A mounting horror washes through Lance as he remembers, abruptly, that the locks in his house are weird and every single one of them can be opened from the outside with a coin. Lance barely has time to even squeak before the door slams open and Keith comes barrelling through, colliding with him and sending them both tumbling to the floor. By the time Lance orients himself again, Keith is straddling him, pinning his shoulders to the ground and smirking at him.

“Who’s queen now, huh?” he taunts.

Lance swallows.

He swallows again.

He desperately prays his cheeks aren't as red as they feel, but he doubts God loves him that much.

“What’s the matter?” Keith asks, leaning closer. “Cat got your tongue?”

Lance isn’t even sure his brain is still working, let alone his fucking tongue. All he can feel is the length of Keith’s body pressed against his, the tensing of his muscles as he pins him down, the borderline fucking smoulder in Keith’s expression, two inches from his face –

A shrill beeping noise makes them both jump. They look around, then look at each other. What the hell is –

“Is that the smoke detectors?” Keith asks, and then they look at each other in horror.

“The cake!” they yell at the same time, and quickly untangle from each other and sprint back downstairs to the kitchen. The stove is billowing grey smoke, and a lot of it. Lance grabs a dishtowel and starts waving it back and forth, hoping to dispel some of it.

“Open the windows!” he shouts, and Keith rushes to comply. While he does that, Lance holds the towel in front of his face, slipping on an oven mitt with his other hand, and carefully opens the oven door. More smoke blows in his face, and he coughs, eyes burning. He blinks to clear them, and sighs in relief when he doesn’t see any flames. He carefully grabs the glass baking dish.

“Can you open the back door?” he asks. “I’m gonna set this outside, see if that clears the smoke a bit.”

Keith nods, and Lance rushes over to set the pan down on the concrete stairs. Luckily, the glass doesn’t crack. They go back inside, closing the screen door behind them, and take a moment to stare in hopeless silence at the hazy kitchen in front of them.

“So much for that cake,” Keith says.

“Mamá is going to kill me,” Lance breathes. “I am going to die at fifteen.”

Keith grimaces. “Maybe we can scrape off the burnt parts?”

Lance thinks back to the block of char currently sitting in the backyard, and imagines him and Keith with a butterknife each, desperately scraping off the black in a vain attempt to find even a sliver of edible cake before Mamá gets back from work, and the image is so ridiculous he bursts out laughing. Keith was already cracking up a little at his own damn suggestion, and loses it when Lance doubles over. That’s how Mamá finds them, in a smoke-filled kitchen, leaning on each other, struggling to breathe from both their laughter and all the fucking smoke.

“Lance, must you make a mess every time you have a friend over,” she sighs, and Keith and Lance just laugh harder.

“You and Keith are cleaning this kitchen from top to bottom. No exceptions. I don’t care if it’s your birthday, or that Keith’s a guest. He’s here enough that that’s hardly true, anyway. Dios.”

She walks away muttering, and Lance doesn’t even correct her about his and Keith’s friendship status. He finds that he truly doesn’t want to.

To be fair, Keith is about to spend the next couple hours helping him scrub the kitchen after they basically set it on fire. That’s something friends do, he’s sure.

#THE REST OF THIS FIC IS COMING I SWEAR TO GOD #vld #voltron #lance #lance mcclain #keith #keith kogane #klance #pre klance #pining lance #pining keith #mutual pining #childhood friends to lovers #rivals to lovers #oblivious lance #whipped lance #autistic lance #julance #keith in skirts #my writing #longpost #wip tease #look so good i’m annoyed #happy birthday lance