#ONLY SELINA COULD GET AWAY WITH DOING SHIT LIKE THIS TO BRUCE

[qcomicsy]

a list of funniest things jason todd could do:

slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile

become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college

change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts

call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)

dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement

come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"

could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."

feel free to add on

LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT

Let's go.

Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim's boat, Clock Tower, Duke's nest and Dick's house. (He almost killed them)

(One of Dick's colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)

Stole Tim's mug and placed on Damian's room, stole Damian's mug and placed on Tim's boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;

When he saw Bernard for the first time he said "Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?";

Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;

Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);

Shot Dick's phone;

Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that's his partner

Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;

Never told no one other than Dick he's actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce's horrified reaction to a normal one;

Gave Bernard the shovel talk;

When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn't gave her shit for it he just answered "No, no I get it"

Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit "She's my therapist" when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they're at her office;

Told every one he's Harley's adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);

Exchanged Bernard's number to Kon's in Tim's cell phone and vice-versa;

Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne's Gala;

Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick's is an asshole;

Stoled Signal's Patrol Lunch;

Stole's Spoiler's lunch;

Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;

(He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)

Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with "He's dead";

Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with "That's Robin they found him on the thrash"

Showed up to Barbara's job dropped a "Hi mom" as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn't her child;

Told Dick Talia adopted him;

Told Talia Dick adopted him;

Told Damian that if Batman dies he's going to adopt him out of spite;

#jason todd #q asks #I loved this one #the gay and the poly one was so fucking funny

[c-nstantine]

omg, I saw you talking about a toxic poly relationship with bruce and selina, would you write about that?

Maybe like how it affects the rest of the family and stuff.

Bruce, Y/N and Selina have this odd yo-yo relationship going on. (This is outside of the swinger universe). They pull apart and they end up right back together. I think Y/N would probably have it the worst because she's just a civilian. The sex however is really good but it is either very passionate or angry with no inbetween.

let's go through this child by child (+ Alfred)

Dick: He's been here the longest and he's so done with the bullshit. Everytime the couple breaks up, he has sit there and listen to Bruce grumble about how lonely he is and how he'll never find love only for the couple to get back together a month later.

Jason: Thinks Y/N could do so much better. Has said that on multiple occasions.

Cass: Likes the idea of having two moms but Bruce keeps fucking it up for her. She actually has instigated them getting back together once.

Tim: Takes bet money from his siblings on how long each relationship will last.

Duke: He thinks it's funny that Bruce has this playboy persona but can't maintain the one romantic relationship he's in.

Stephanie: Thinks that Y/N and Selina should date and leaves Bruce out of the equation.

Damian: Also over it, but supports his father's happiness. Slightly prefers Y/N over Selina because Y/N let's get away with more shit.

Alfred: Swears this relationship will give him a fucking heart attack. He just stopped keeping up on whether they are on again or off again or not.

#x black!reader #black!reader #x black reader #black reader #bruce wayne x black!reader #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x reader #black!batmom #selina kyle x reader

[harasharaved]

Jason Todd Fics - September 2023

Fics I recommend with a focus on or POV of Jason Todd. Masterpost can be found here.

Key: Has a ship or romantic plot, unfinished, multi-chapter, one-shot

NOTE: some of these do require an AO3 Account to read.

Whisper Closely in My Ear by Kangarou

The words went in one ear, rattled around like bees, before ramming out the other. The doctor was sitting painfully close, only two feet away. The tone of voice implied he was talking louder, not quite a yell but something nearly there; it sounded like a whisper to Jason. So quiet, with every third word unintelligible, except for that first phrase: "Mr Wayne, I'm afraid you're profoundly deaf." --- Jason is profoundly deaf. He learns to cope with it.

An AU in which Jason is deaf. This is one of my favorite Jason fics. I often find myself coming back to it. Its a great character study, introspective and has that delicious kind of hurt you just want to sit with for a while, with a helping dollop of comfort.

Children Will Listen by Parker Avenue

Jason Todd is good at extortion. He's what the adults call a snoop - nobody paid attention to the little kid with the big ears. Without even realizing, adults would hand him the keys to getting what he needed. Jason knew how to collect information, because adults found information valuable. And it was. It was free, easy to get, and easy to carry, so long as he kept his head clear and his facts straight. Jason had information Batman could use. He knew it. He had thought it over all day, sitting on that moldy couch, eating stale saltines. Batman would definitely be interested in the information Jason had. Batman had become scary again, like the old stories Jason used to hear the goons in the area tell. Breaking bones, just barely keeping people alive. Batman didn’t kill, no, but sometimes? Sometimes living was worse, maybe. Jason stayed crouched behind that dumpster, silent, because he simply couldn’t decide if Batman was far gone enough to make a kid wish he was dead. (Jason Todd knows how to get what he wants, and Batman tries to lure him to safety.)

Okay I will admit, my biggest weakness is fics about street kid Jason. Slow adoption got me good. Anyways, this one isn't finished but I love the way the pacing takes its time. Co-parents Bruce and Selina is never a con either!

Stargazer by LemonadeGarden

Jason Todd is seriously injured during patrol one night, and is forced to stay at the manor to recuperate until his injuries are healed. To pass the time, he makes a list of things he never got to do before he died. Except there's one small problem: most of them involve Bruce, and Jason doesn't really think Bruce cares all that much about him anymore. This is a story about how wrong he is, but I made it sad anyway.

I'm sure everyone and their mother has rec'd this fic, but I'm doing it anyways because I love it deeply. If you haven't read it, this is your sign!

Glow in the Dark Stars by essspressso (stylesmakethefight)

“I’m being serious, asshat,” Jason hisses, swatting his hands away from his face. “You have to tell me what year it is.” Nightwing crosses his arms a little petulantly. “It’s 2017. Happy?” Jason freezes, breath catching in his throat. 2017. Five years ago. He was…he was fifteen. “Shit,” he murmurs. He’s going to eviscerate Tim. Or: Red Hood Jason and 15-year-old Jason swap timelines, landing one week before 15-year-old Jason is supposed to die.

Time travel trope + Jason Todd's tragic ass life = amazing fics. Feelings, prepare to be felt! LOTS of Angst. You might even shed a tear. Wonderful fic!

Too Much Fucking Salt by Pez_The_Platypus

A rural housewife instinctively understood the law of quantity into quality. Add a pinch of salt to a soup and it tasted better; add one pinch too many and you ruined the batch. Jason had been in limbo for a year and a half, trusting things would get better even though everything just seemed to be getting worse. It was something small that set him off, but really, it was an accumulation of a lot of things that led to this. He was going to kill the Joker.

A one shot, but a LONG one. This one is very sad, heavy, and bittersweet. Its not Bruce or Dick "bashing", it provides a pretty well rounded and human description of them, which is to say they are not angels. Still, if you love pondering the tragedy of Jason Todd and themes of coping with trauma and the inherent grating sensation of trying to heal, this is a great fic for you.

YOU MUST KNOW LIFE TO KNOW DECAY by orpheusaki

Bruce starts, eyes glaring down at the city and unwilling to look anywhere else, especially in Jason's direction, "You always… hated the rain." Jason's breath gets caught in his throat. (For as long as Jason can remember, it's always been raining.)

Jason angst and character study rooted in comic-accuracy. Great short read!

This Kind of Weather by r_astra

Jason’s at school when his mom dies, and that’s the only reason any of it happens. If he’d been home, if he’d been with her, he would’ve been in the wind before anyone else even knew. Even if they looked, no one ever would’ve found him. He’d have taken to the sewers if that’s what it took, man-eating crocodile guy and all.

Yes, another Jason Todd adoption fic, one in which he does not steal the tires. I have a type and I'm limiting myself to only 2 of the many I love. This one does not have much of a focus at all on the Bat-side of things, just a story of Jason finding a home, much older than in the comics.

A Straight Blade by Sparkypants

"What happened to your face?" Bruce asks, reaching his hand for Jason's jaw. "You're bleeding." Jason bristles, cheeks turning pink. "I cut myself shaving." He says, and wipes at the cut with the cuff of his hoody. Damian makes a clicking noise with his tongue, "I'm amazed you haven't taken your own head off." He snarks. Jason shoves his chair away from the table, temper flaring. "Well it's not like anyone ever taught me, is it." He hisses. He's five years late, but Bruce finally teaches Jason how to shave.

Quick one-shot with feelings. Great little read I often find myself revisiting.

Growing Like a Breeze by WhaleofaTime

April 27th isn't anyone's favorite date, but it's somehow worse than usual today when Bruce gets his car stolen. It's nice of Red Hood to come to his rescue. Nicer even that Jason keeps him company afterwards.

One of those fics that explains everything about why Jason and Bruce's dynamic and relationship is so magnetic to read about. They both suck at feelings and yet make me feel SO MUCH.

#Jason Todd #DC #batfam #dc comics #fic recs #I have a lot more but i think this is enough for one post #Sarah's Bullshit #this is way more fun than all the work I'm meant to be doing right now. #please enjoy! tell me if theres one you really like bc i am always down to yell about fics!

[anxiousnerdwritings]

For shapeshifter! Reader, how would batfam prevent them from sneaking out after they discover their powers? I image they probably wouldn’t want them sneaking out, but they might have to get creative with the restraints

The Batfamily don’t want their darling sneaking out whatsoever, especially when it’s by themself, so there will certainly be preventative measures put in place immediately. It’ll start out will small things, the family are focusing more on watching their darling and learning their patterns and where/how exactly they are getting out before they completely take action.

The first thing happening is a tracker being placed on the Reader without their knowledge. It’ll be trial and error for the family to realize the best way to keep the tracker on their darling before they decide that the best option is to drug their darling and inject them with an imbedded tracker so that they can’t easily get rid of it. And you know damn well that when Shapeshifter!Reader gets back and sneaks into their room again after having the tracker on and being watched/followed by the whole family, Bruce is sitting on their bed or something like that and is waiting for them like a disgruntled, disappointed dad about to grill the shit out of his bby. Not only that but then to have all the rest of the batfamily popping in too and looking just as disappointed and disgruntled as Bruce is just furthers the ‘I’m so fucked’ mantra going through their darling’s head.

After that is when the family starts taking bigger steps to keeping their darling from sneaking out and away from them. I can’t help but imagine the batfamily all putting the Reader to bed and saying their good nights and sweet dreams, only then for Bruce to pull out a little remote that he proceeds to use that puts the whole manor in fucking lockdown to keep their bby from sneaking out, especially while the family is on patrol. Also, there’s a good chance that the Reader wouldn’t be allowed to have a room to themself anymore. It’ll most definitely be a scheduled rotation but someone will be staying in the Reader’s room with them from then on. Sometimes it may even be the whole family having a slumber party in the Reader’s room, not only to keep a watchful eye on the Reader and ensure they don’t leave durning the night, but also to get to spend some much more needed time with their precious darling.

I wouldn’t put it past any of the batfamily members to make it a nightly thing to drug their darling before bed just to ensure they don’t go anywhere or to even give them the chance to try and figure a way out. Sure the family all have their reservations about some of the measures they’re taking but at the end of the day it’s for their darling’s sake (at least that’s what they keep telling themselves and each other) and that’s all they need to keep doing what they’re doing.

None of this goes without Selina’s notice though, of course it doesn’t. She notices right away when her bby hasn’t come for their usual visit. It’s something like this that makes her so thankful that she did put her own tracker on the Reader to be able to find them if she had to and to think she almost didn’t go through with it. Selina is aware of the Reader’s situation with the Batfamily. She doesn’t agree with a lot of what the family is doing or how they’re going about doing things but she can understand to a degree of what the family is trying to do. She’s tried to talk to Bruce and a few other Batfamily members to try and get through to them, to get them to ease up on the Reader and be more understanding of their wants, especially for more freedom, but it never seems to do anything. Honestly, it just became even more of a reason why Selina wanted to be someone for the Reader to feel they could escape to. And now with the more extreme measures the family are taking, Selina feels all the more inclined to step in than she had before. She can’t let this slide, not when they’re going above and beyond to force their darling to stay put.

#anxious answers #yandere batfamily #yandere catwoman #yandere selina kyle #yandere batfamily concept #yandere dc concept #yandere concept

[dairy-farmer]

Was thinking of how to Neat and satisfying "Pathetic and Needy Fuck" Bruce? And?

:Dc I may be a Genius? >:Dc

☆~Time Travel~☆

Specifically? Tim.

See, things continue to degrade. Like in most comics. Bruce gets meaner, more unhinged, more paranoid. Alienates his family, one after another, with his bullshit. Tim holding on because he started by trying to fix this Fuck Up and he's GOING to finish the job.

Only?

It gets to a point where he's realized the are in a Bad Timeline. Good people disappearing or dropping like flies, and the Justice Lords(evil Justice League) just a breathe away from happening.

He realizes? He COULD have fixed this. Yeah. Bruce WAS fixable. But TIM was too young and inexperienced to be able to truely help, during the time period when it would have made a difference. It's too late now.

Well, shit.

So he steals a Time Travel device, one way, from the Watchtower and goes to ground. Predictably, without him? It all finally goes to shit. But he really was only delaying the inevitable.

He studies what he needs to do.

Figures out how to Handle Bruce(tm). And? Realizes? That Bruce was always the most stable and reasonable... when "in a relationship". But... Tim ALSO knows EXACTLY how each of those relationships ENDED.

In trainwrecks. That left Bruce WORSE then before.

He needs somebody that... won't...

Huh.

He considers the logistics. After all, he's not above taking one for the team.

Bruce needs SOMEONE to obsess over. Get his "companionship needs" from. Take on excessively researched dates and buy bizarrely specific gifts for. And it can't be someone who contradicts The Mission, like Talia or Selina. Harvey or Ghost Maker.

He can do that.

So, acting before the now corrupted Justice whatever-they-call-themselves find him, he picks up the device and uses it. Time to erase this time line. Sorry, everyone.

Aaaaaand.....

He is short, perky, and freshly Robin again.

And Bruce is a messy bitch. A depressed, depressed, messy bitch. Mean and lashing out, too. But hilariously soft compared to how cruel he GETS. Tim starts with bringing him coffee. Snacks, healthy of course. Information for the cases he's working on.

Oh, isn't he HELPFUL? Can you teach him how to massage and stretch muscles? To keep his body in peek health, of course. Robin has to be flexible, like Dick. Say, can you review his technique? He's learned how to massage a bit. Just your hand. Then maybe your arm. WOW your shoulders are tense!

Little by little. Unnoticed because Bruce doesn't want a Robin, tries to ignore him. Misses things because he does, as Tim buries himself deeper into Bruce's life. Weather getting warmer! Shorts and thigh highs, since the cave can be cold. Mid drifts for work out. Pants just a bit too big, so they slip low.

Having long since used his parents name and card to by stretching toys. Plugs and dildos, that he diligently works into himself, starting from barely anything to something almost as thick as Bruce, over weeks. Every night now, making sure to keep himself just loose enough to take it. To feel good.

The tedious work he goes through for this man, he swears. At least THIS feels good. Full.

He has full memory of cases that haven't even happened yet. Makes SURE to be there, conveniently stretched, for the bust of the "unknown drug" ring that turns out to be knock-off Pollen. Oh noooo! Bruce, that thug threw a bag at him! He's covered in powder!

He definitely doesn't smile, as Bruce discovers first hand, that though less effective? Whatever they changed, also means the Bat counter-agent is rendered useless.

Oh how distressing! He is virginal and distressed, Bruce! His bits are all wet and feeling WEIRD~! He informs his quickly starting to panic Mentor.

Bruce drags him through a shower, stripping their contaminated uniforms. Is shaking. Hard. And Tim? COULD be nice. He truely could. Could ignore the uncontrollable and let Bruce keep his safe little bubble. His distance.

But he's seen where THAT leads, so that won't be happening.

He begins to "helplessly" rub at his clit. Rock his hips against his hand like he has no idea what to do with himself. Lean against Bruce's side like his legs are weak. Whimper and pant. Oh no, Bruce, what ever will you do? Look how distressed he is~!

Bruce folds almost immediately. Sliding to his knees. Dragging him into a needy, consuming kiss. Thick, calloused fingers are rubbing him. Sliding in to eagerly fuck his little hole. Guided down under the streams of water to Bruce's lap. To be dragged down onto his desperate cock. Fucked on the showers floor.

It's hard to breathe, with the water spraying down, dripping into his face. But Bruce is finally pounding into him. Grunting and moaning as he batters Tim insides. Tim desperately teasing his own clit.

He doesn't even ask, slamming deep and folding forward like he's collapsing into Tim. Chanting his name in needy little gasp. Hips twitching as he pumps his load deep into Tim's body. Tim didn't even get to get off. He keeps rubbing til he dies.

It changes EVERYTHING.

Tim knew it would.

Bruce can never be normal about fucking someone. Now, his hands linger. He pays attention. Pulls Tim into his lap. Stares and pants after him. Desperate for another go. For more.

Tim can use it as rewards. Does.

Talk to your coworkers, you get to hit it. Actually mentor me, get to finger me tonight. Want to go down on me, you thirsty bastard? Use your big boy words. Want to bend me over and rail me? Finish the reports on your desk. So on and so on.

He can sit on Bruce's face for hours and let him lick and suck Tim sloppy. Ride him in his office chair. Keep his cock warm all day. But Bruce has to EARN it. And dear lord will he move mountain to do what it takes. Lick Tim's boots, take his abuse, be USED by him if that's what he wants. Just fuck him.

Good thing Tim's here to fix this mess. Even if that means spending Saturdays with his legs thrown over Bruce's shoulders, letting him eat him out as a reward. Ehh, he can be trained. Tim has time. And if it all goes to shit? He can do it again.

Now be good, Bruce, and fuck him harder.

-🐼🐼🐼

bruce being unable to be normal over someone he's fucked is sooo good ❤️❤️❤️ and tim using that as bartering tool to get bruce to behave 😍😍😍!!!

#answered asks #anonymous #asks

[blackypanther9]

Loki x Reader -> Killer Love

WARNING!: Blood, Gore, Murder, detailed murder, brutal (I think that's it) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!

CHAPTER 1

„No ! Please ! Let us go, please !!“, a man yelled in panic.

„Now why would I do that ?“, the kidnapper asked.

„We have a family !“, the woman now begged.

„So ? You always abused your own children. Fooled your family members for more money and planned to kill them all. I do not see a reason to set you free.“

„We will change ! We promise !“, the man again pleaded.

„People like you, never change. No matter how many second chances they get.“

With that a chainsaw was heard and the man saw a person with a hood and mask, approach his wife.

„No ! Selina !!!“, the man yelled in panic.

The chainsaw cut off the woman’s arms and she screamed in pain, horror and fear. The man yelled and cried and begged the kidnapper to stop. They never did. Soon the woman bled out and died. Then the man got the same fate to feel. As that was over, the person took them both and dragged them away. They drove deep into a forest, threw them careless out with their cut away body parts, sorted them, and then left again.

The next day arrived and a phone rang. The owner of it groaned in annoyance and picked up, sleepy and grumpy.

„Loki Laufeyson, what can I do for you ?“, he answered grumpy.

„Loki ! We need your services here. Two corpses have been found. It looks bad. I hope you have a strong stomach.“, someone told him on the other end of the phone.

„Daniel…Can’t you call Dr. Bruce Banner for that ?“

„I can’t. He is on vacation.“

Now Loki sat up in pure shock and anger.

„WHAT ?!“

„Did…did no one tell you ?“

„No. No one told me !“

„You are the only available person right now. I am sorry…“

Loki huffed but stood up.

„And I was happy, that I will have a day off, as promised…“, he mumbled.

„I am sorry. How long do you think will you need to get here ?“

„Depends on…where is here ?“

„Oh ! I am so sorry ! It is the Wild Forest Blue Mountain. A few police men will wait for you outside the forest, so you will be able to find us. We are pretty deep inside it.“

„Alright. I will be by the forest in 30 minutes. I will see you there.“

„Okay. Be careful out there, Dr. Laufeyson.“

„I will be.“

With that Loki hung up. What kind of Doctor is he ? He is a coroner. He looks at every corpse, cuts them open, looks for clues and tells the criminal police and Detectives, his colleagues in short, if it was murder, what he found, what they should look for, or if it was a natural death or suicide. All in all…busy shit on one corpse for 3 days straight…

Joy…

‚Hopefully this will be easy and quick…‘, Loki thought to himself as he dressed up.

Lately more dead bodies appeared and Loki couldn’t find any clues. No fingerprints, no hair, no skin, no blood…just NOTHING !! He only found out the cause of death, but never anything to track down the murderer. Loki himself was very pissed at that. They let other coroner check after Loki’s results and also came up with the same, like Loki. He hated it, that they always want to assure themselves, that he wasn’t working sloppy. It was annoying…

Loki arrived at the forest. The Blue Mountain Forest. He saw the police men instantly. 10 men and 1 woman. He went over to them and showed them his ID.

„Dr. Loki Laufeyson. I was called by Daniel Gregory Shengui.“, Loki explained.

„He informed us, Dr. Laufeyson. Follow us.“, one of the police men said.

Loki nodded and with that they were on their way. As soon as Loki arrived he covered his mouth in disgust. But not of the corpses or the smell, he was used to that by now. But by the fat man, searching the woman’s mouth, WITHOUT any gloves. He is not even supposed to touch the dead body !

„Hey !“, Loki yelled.

The fat man continued, not even bothering to stop. The police men saw it now too and went over to him, grabbed him and dragged him away. Right to Loki.

„You are not allowed to touch the dead body ! Now your DNA is on her and you could have destroyed important evidence !“, Loki yelled angered at the man.

The fat man wasn’t even police, just a civilest.

„Who are you to tell me what to do ?! That is my daughter, that lays there dead with her husband !“

„I can’t detect the killer, if you destroy every evidence and then you could be suspected as the killer ! Every fool knows that !“, Loki snarled back at the man.

„And what are you ?!“

„I am a coroner. I am here to search the corpses for evidence, to detect the killer.“

„Loki ! There you are !“, Daniel called.

„If you excuse me.“, Loki stormed off to Daniel.

„I was worried that you couldn’t make it…“, he said.

„I made it, now the dead bodies ?“

„You won’t like it. There isn’t much left of them…“

„What are you talking about ? I saw the woman with all of her body parts.“, Loki said confused.

Daniel pointed his finger at the dead bodies. Loki looked at them closer and his eyes widened in shock.

„Oh my God…“, he said.

Just then he saw, what Daniel meant. They were complete, but…their limbs were separate from their bodies. Just the torso and head were still together.

„Did the killer put them like that, or the police men ?“, Loki asked calmly.

„The Killer must have been it. They had family. 4 children, 1 sister – in – law, 2 brothers – in – law, 2 nephews, 2 nieces, 2 fathers – in – law and 1 mother – in – law.“

„A pretty big family…“, Loki mumbled.

„Yes. I found a bit information and found out that their 4 children were always injured badly and were scared to talk about it, the parents said that they have no idea and never left the hospital room, when the police interrogated them. Like they knew what the kids would say, if they weren’t present. We suspected that they abused them.“, a woman said.

Loki turned around and smiled brightly.(fake)

„Detective Wanda Maximoff !“

„You are on the case ? What happened to Detective Natasha Romanoff ?“, Loki asked.

„She is still on the other case. She said she will not accept it, that it just got closed, because we had no evidence of murder but suicide. When she returns, the Boss will give her a long break, so she will not overheat.“, she answered with shrugging her shoulders.

„Ah…“, was all Loki said to that.

„She is very determined, that the sperm, you found in the dead woman’s body, wasn’t from her Boyfriend. He said he and the victim had Sex before she died, but Detective Romanoff doesn’t believe it. She is determined that she got raped and then killed.“, Wanda told him stressed.

Loki chuckled dryly.

„I had a DNA test made, 15 times by the way, and it was always the same result. It was her Boyfriend’s. She wasn’t happy with her life, I guess.“, Loki said.

„The woman’s entrance looked ripped open by a huge dick or something. Found anything out about that ?“

Loki nodded and laughed at that.

„The boy told me, that she wanted him to shove his whole fist inside her entrance. It was her first time, fisting, and he moved too fast. It was probably because of that.“

Wanda looked at Loki for a long moment and then nodded. Wanda blushed at that.

„Sounds reasonable…“, she mumbled.

„You can gladly ask him yourself again.“, Loki offered.

„No, no ! I believe you. Detective Romanoff also did it already. He always said the same.“

Loki gave her a tight lipped smile.

„How are you and Vision holding up ?“, he asked her.

„We are good.“

„And ? Already had finally Sex ?“, he teased.

Wanda went red and punched Loki playfully.

„Watch it, Loki.“

He chuckled softly.

„Ah I see… Still too ashamed and scared of letting Vision fuck you and see you naked. I get it.“

„Loki ! I mean it ! Shut up !“, she said embarrassed.

„Darling, soon you have to let him in. He loves you, for you and not your body. He is still a man though and men get very easy to erect. I bet he is at home now and masturbating himself to you. You should finally make a move, Detective.“, Loki advised.

Wanda went even redder.

„You think so ?“

„I know so. I am a man, Wanda.“

„But you never had a Girlfriend or even a Boyfriend.“

„That is correct. But still, I was a Teenager and from there I know it. I got always a boner at every girl I saw as I was a Teenager.“, Loki said laughing.

„You did ?!“

„I did. But now it is over. Gosh I am a 23 year old man now. It stopped as I turned 17.“

„You never had…Sex…right ?“

„I did have. One girl was playing with my heart as I was 15 years old and at our 3rd date we had Sex. After that she left me. It was a bet and she won it. Since then I don’t trust people so easily.“, Loki growled out.

„I am sorry about that, Loki.“

„It was nothing. You don’t have to say sorry for my foolish mistakes in the past. It was my own doing.“

„But you could be happy now !“

„I prefer it this way anyways.“, Loki told her simply.

„Why ?“

„Women are stressful to begin with. Not every, but most. I earn good money and most women would use it to buy expensive things and stop working themselves. Most of them just play with a man’s heart. As soon as they know, who my adoptive Brother is, they will swoon for him and forget about me very quickly. Do I need to add more, Detective Wanda ?“, Loki huffed out.

„Not every woman is like that, Loki.“

„No. Then they command you around and try to get their will through the man’s skull. I am not a puppy to command around.“, Loki huffed.

„Wow…Okay, I will ask you something and you will be honest with your answer. Okay ?“

„What is it, Wanda ?“

„Have you ever heard of Destiny Dust ?“

Loki looked at her in confusion.

„I have not. Why ?“

„She has many jobs. Author, Secretary, Waitress and historian. 4 jobs, much work and very good money. She also helps us here out some times.“

„How does she manage that ?“

„Easy. 1 week Secretary, 2nd week Waitress, 3rd week Historian and the rest is always Author. After work and the 4th week in total. Her chefs all agreed and if there is an emergency, her chefs will gladly let her go to take care of that. She is always all over the place, and makes great money for all her efforts. She is fucking rich. And she is my best friend.“

Loki’s eyes widened in utter shock.

„Why is she doing all that ? What did she study ?“

„Well…she studied many things. Doctor, Electrician, Wood carving, I.T., making Computer games, baking, repairing of electrical devices, Musician, Cook, History, Literature just…almost everything. She helps out in the whole New Yorker City ! It is unbelievable ! Well…besides of course prostitutes, murder and other illegal things. She hates body selling. Sex is something special, that is what she said. To find the right one, you have to wait. If you fuck everything in the City, then you will never find your love. And even if you would, he wouldn’t love you back, because you already fucked the whole City.“

„Wise words of her. Wise words…“, Loki agreed.

„She still hasn’t had anyone as her Boyfriend. Still single and she is 22 already ! Next month she is 23 years old. She is the same opinion as you are, just on men sadly.“

„What was that ?“, Loki asked dangerously sweet.

„You heard me. She thinks the problem are men.“

Loki looked at Wanda angered.

„She will regret that…“, Loki told her dangerously.

„She is right, Loki. Her love life showed her exactly that. Since she was a little girl. Men always…hated her existence.“

He looked at Wanda in question.

„What do you mean ?“

„Well…her Father abused her and her Mother. Then in Kindergarten the boys bullied her. In school it was even worse and she became suicidal, until I met her and made friends with her. I protected her when I could. The men she dated always expected her to pay for food or to buy them anything very expensive. They all wanted to use her for her money, but she saw right through them. The last man, that dated her, even abused her and threatened her that, if she won’t buy him anything very expensive and gives him all her money, he will kill her. She had a week time, but she didn’t give him anything. The next day, I found her barely alive and rushed her to the hospital.“

Loki looked very angered at that.

„Since then she stopped everything with dating anyone. Since then she hates men. It would surprise me, if you would change her mind and become her friend. She is just my friend. She has no one else. Well…besides her 2 cats and a little bird. The cats are, one female and one male and the bird is female.“

„When will you meet her again ?“

„Today. After I am gone with your results and reports.“

„May I come with you ? I wish to meet her.“

„Well…I can ask her. Wait a minute. I will give her a call…“

Wanda went away and pulled out her phone. Then she tapped on a number and called. While she called, Loki continued to investigate the corpses.

‚Very clean work…‘, Loki thought amazed.

‚Probably the same Killer again… Ugh. More work…AGAIN.‘

#Killer Love chapter 1 #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #loki x reader #marvel #mcu #fanfiction #fem!reader #Destiny Dust is the Reader #Different AU #Read warnings on the top

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway I'm thinking about Their Dark Designs again. yeah, the one where the Riddler did too much meth and now his spine's a question mark and he hasn't slept in three months. yeah, this is gonna be about the Riddler. keep scrolling.

anyway. the premise is basically like. x number of years ago Selina and Oswald and Eddie all sat down with a guy who was, basically, the fucking devil to come up with their Biggest Bestest Possible Bad Guy Ideas of All Time to, like, up their criminal game.

(the Joker also did this but the devil hated him and tried to kick him out and things got so bad that Oswald and Eddie ended up having to burn down the devil's house to hide the evidence so like. the moral here is that you don't bring the Joker to evil dinner parties.)

anyway the point is that they were supposed to push themselves to come up with something so dastardly and foolproof that they'd basically take over the city while Batman shit himself to death crying about it, and They Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too, if it weren't for, as noted, the Joker Fucking Up, so they just pinkie swore to never talk about it instead. all of this is the backstory.

anyway. the story in the present kicks off when Somebody starts doing the masterplans that nobody was ever supposed to find out about, and like. listen. Oswald's was supposed to end with him as the mayor (I LOVE when the Penguon is the mayor) and that doesn't pan out At All but his plan does unleash like five bugfuck crazy assassins on the city and that distracts Bruce pretty good, and Selina's plan actually goes pretty much flawlessly which is unfortunate for her because her plan was to Steal All Of Bruce Wayne's Fucking Money and Bruce is her boyfriend now (oops) but then fucking.

my fucking little guy. Eddie's master scheme was to like. I don't know. hijack the city's power grid and shut down chunks of it and make Batman solve a big crossword puzzle? and somehow at the end of this he'd be in charge of the GCPD? except what Actually Happens when he rolls out this plan (and I have to be clear - Eddie does this one himself, he's the only one who actually gets to do his own big boy evil plan) is that Bruce, who's already cranky 'cause he had to fight Deathstroke, just like. effortlessly solves every single clue that Eddie chucks at him, to the point that he starts anticipating what other answers are going to be without even??? having a physical representation of the damn crossword in front of him??? he's so tired. and he INSTANTLY clocks where Eddie is broadcasting is from, too, so he just rocks up and tranquilizes his ass with absolutely minimal effort because, again, the little freak Has Not Slept In Three Months.

and like maybe we can chalk some of this absolutely fucktacular failure up to the aforementioned meth or to the fact that the Joker was probably just using him as an additional nuisance. (the Joker is the one doing the masterplans btw fucking of course it's the Joker. this is the lead-up to Joker War, which is. mmmblrgh. it's pretty bad which sucks because Their Dark Designs kind of rips.) but jesus christ my man. my guy. this was the best you could do. you put this together at the top of your game before you did supermeth and became a question mark. and this was??? the best you could do???

also worth noting that at one point Riddleboy leaves behind a video for Bruce where he's holding his hand behind his hand to flash clues at the camera but he is, regrettably, nude the entire time, which means that Bruce definitely had a not insignificant view of the Riddler's pathetic ass. probably the only W Eddie gets in this entire story tbh.

#edward riddlehands

[keendaanmaa]

Second watch thoughts! Because apparently if I restart the movie before the rental is up I can watch the whole thing even though the movie is 3 hours long and the rental only had 2 hours left 😊

Putting it under a cut because a) loooong and b) rather spoiler-y if anyone still cares to avoid spoilers for a movie that's been out for a year

- the first victim going down on the corner of the carpet: parallel/foreshadowing to the carpet reveal later on?

- the way that at first you aren't sure if the voiceover is bruce or the riddler

- the young man with only half face paint and the way they have him positioned so the painted side of his face is towards the gang and the unpainted side to everyone else

- "but i am the shadows" dramatic much, bruce?

- the way we both see this batman get knocked around even in relatively smaller fights, but also see him go a bit overboard in his beatdowns

- you really don't know how to interact with other people as a human being do you bruce (seconded thirded and fourthed)

- you take the bike down the stairs? Really?

- thursday october 31: ok, so implied setting of 2019 or 2024?

- the way the moment of footage replaying after bruce walks out on alfred is the boy that is so clearly paralleled with bruce the whole movie. And specifically of him looking directly at batman/bruce/the camera and by extension at alfred. And the look on Alfred's face

- bruce you are very bad at explaining your train of thought to people

- calling batman chief: penguin (did not keep track of this further lol)

- you can SEE selina freeze when she sees the pictures of anika

- old school bike with the round headlamp

- selina do you really need the "hyuh" sounds when you fight?

- is that the same officer that stopped him initially at the crime scene? (Ok that's definitely the same officer at the funeral)

- they really love this neck-and-neck bike racing thing lol (here and at the end)

- "...arsenic" "rat poison" i thought rat poison was strychnine??

- selina definitely gets a murder strut walk into the iceberg lounge too

- bruce you don't get the human experience generally but you ESPECIALLY don't get the female human experience wow

- you both have one track minds and neither of you know how to have a modicum of chill in your pursuit of a lead

- shit, selina had a really near miss with becoming "collateral damage" to the riddler

- bruce, one could get the impression you're interested in selina, except I'm pretty sure it's all a product of your absolute inability to leave a lead alone

- is Falcone wearing the same sunglasses as bruce was earlier? (I.e. in that scene with the blueberries at wayne tower)

- "what good's a safety net that doesn't catch anyone?" Bruce starting to understand that he needs to influence gotham as bruce and not just as batman, perhaps?

- oh hey there's the eerily echoing batman steps again.... does that make 3 times all together? (It does. The gang at the beginning, in the church, and at the end of the car chase) is this significant? Idk

- bruce that explosion hit you pretty much directly in the face how are you not more hurt (corollary: alfred threw the bomb *away* from himself and ended up looking like that. Either there was a pretty significant difference in explosive strength or your cowl is magic) (yes i know doylian-ly it's a protagonist and don't unmask batman thing but. Watsonian-ly.)

- five seconds of pure wow followed by "oh shit oh no ouch ouch OUCH mark *that* down as a failure"

- bruce you are So Bad at communicating, "this just got complicated" DOES NOT clue your partner in on what's going on

- but BOY do you know how to do intimidation

- that car really is something else. And the way the scream of the jet burner is played for suspense is impeccable

- that is SUCH a twenty-something boy car

- how is getting down on his hands and knees still so intimidating? Truly this ought to look ridiculous but somehow it doesn't

- straight up vanishing when he realizes he's the next target and Alfred's in danger

- how that drive home is the most emotion he shows on his face the whole movie

- "you needed a father, and all you had was me. I'm sorry" "don't be sorry alfred" this Killed me

- murder strut 2.0 (but it's only like two seconds this time)

- the soundtrack really does go so hard

- selina, how many bullets do you have in that gun exactly?

- lightning that scene entirely with muzzle flashes is a fascinating choice that works really well even though you can see basically nothing

- falcone really is very good at manipulating with his words

- "you don't have to pay with him. You've paid enough"

- yep that's the same officer again

- and again (it's almost like they made him a supporting character or something 😉)

- the dramatic timing in this movie really is impeccable (this specifically was about the timing of the bombs going off while they watch the video but also generally about many things)

- how many people died in that flood this is like. Almost cataclysm/no man's land level destruction (i might've only read the earth one comics but i have approximate knowledge of many things)

- the way the lights make the water running past selina's foot look like blood

- stringing them up like puppets is a bit funny actually

- selina blurring out as Bruce's vision goes out of focus (actually there's a few points where the audio/visual does things that are "from Bruce's POV" and it works quite well imo)

- autoinjector port in the suit (idk this just amuses me. Also the autoinjector on his belt of epinephrine(??))

- the "I'm vengeance" parallel - playing into Bruce's realization that he hasn't been what the city actually needs?

- bruce why'd you walk away with the flare there's still people inside the rubble who need to see to get out

- Wednesday nov 6: this all took just one week wth

- the skyscraper with Bat ears lol

- interesting the way it's not immediately clear the person talking to riddler in arkham at the end is diegetic and not a voiceover, because the deliveryis pretty similar to Bruce's internal monologue/journal voiceovers (at least to my ear) and all the other talking without an apparent source thus far *has* been bruce (afai can tell the speaker is credited as "unseen arkham prisoner" but. Hmmmm that silhouette is A Choice)

- different bike at the end - does he have different bikes for riding as batman and riding as incognito bruce without the suit on? Because this one is Definitely a Batcycle

#i shall reblog with a screengrab of the skyscraper with Bat ears once i check if the screengrabs on my laptop worked. #and once i'm back on my laptop #keena watches batman

[godblooded]

"this is the third time this month, selina." it should sound like admonishment coming from the bat. it should sound like many, many things, all of them infinitely less resigned (or — shockingly so — reservedly amused), but the flatness of his tone makes it hard to sound half as biting as one may believe it should have been. he doesn't bother looking away from the computer as he types away at it. "if you want a motorcycle, you could simply ask."

it is less of a boast of his riches and more of a joke, truly. the vigilante is well-aware the cat only does what she wants and much of it is done either for the thrill or for the skill attached to it—at times, both come as a package deal. getting her pastime gifted to her wouldn't mean she'd stop her antics. in fact, bruce suspects she'd just make a point to up the ante and while that's not quite harmful, he doesn't want to give her incentive.

"how was the ride."

she practically pitches the helmet off her fingertips, launches in bruce’s direction. he’ll catch it, she knows. he’ll grab it without batting an eyelash. her smile is tremendous, pooling across her face like a cat so cheshire she’s delighted. it bounces with all her movements. her eyes dance, sparkle, light up. she stretches her arms high above her head while she takes long, casual strides to the batcomputer.

“ oh, baby, i don’t want a motorcycle, i want your motorcycle. ”

she winks cheerfully and tosses her hair, fluffed recklessly by the wind’s whipping fingertips. her grin never dissipates. she perches herself to the side, peering up curiously at what he’s working on. she’s breathless, still thrumming with the adrenaline high that’s racing in her veins. bruce knows selina’s vices are surprisingly few, but this is one.

it’s the thrill; it’s the skill it takes to crack his coding. she has as much fun getting into his shit as she does using it. he can’t get one over on her, and if he ever wanted the cat not to get her claws on something he’d have to hide it in another country. she hasn’t worked her way up to the bat just yet, but she’s only biding her time to steal a whole fucking plane. she laughs, dazzled.

“ great. filled the tank, changed the oil. ”

she fishes into the pocket of her leather jacket, grabbing a piece of paper she tosses onto bruce’s desk. it’s half crumpled, a little sweaty, mostly crinkled and creases.

“ got your inspection done. i know a guy. — if i’m gonna take the bike, i’m gonna take care of the bike. treat her better. you handle your women like you handle that thing? no wonder you can’t get laid, brucie. ”

she blows a kiss in his direction and moves again, restless. she’s carried by long, long legs in a long, long stroll. she clicks a key on his keyboard just to click it. it clacks satisfyingly, but doesn’t bother the screen. she’s always touching everything. she stops to glance up at him, leaning on steel heels. speaks softly, nudging him with her foot the way one might a shoulder — selina uses her legs like most people do their hands.

“ you in for the night? ”

#ic. the catwoman. #meme. the catwoman. #v: the catwoman: despite all my rage. (main) #opposite. bruce wayne. hamartiana. #hamartiana #[……she loves him so much she’s never this animated with anyone I wanna cry.]

[hollandorks]

HEY BESTIE!! i’ve missed u! this summer has been very busy but i’ve been loving sitn so i wanted to write in an ask! 🫶🏼

obsessed with lena being like 😏 when she mentions batman… the dramatic irony!! i love that shit 😌

the way he calls her menace… 🤤 love it

overall, loved chapter 5 so much!!

the line in chapter 6 about b taking the extra contact lens and earpiece 🥺 wahhh that made me a little sad THEN the scene when y/n sees selina take it out!! 😭 ty for just making it a passing moment of jealousy tho! 🥲

“‘That’s why he recognized you. Just now. He was shouting in my ear, but–‘ Selina huffed a humorless laugh.” god i love this because also the fact that he recognized her so quickly even with the disguise and stuff (ofc lena also did but i just really love the fact that he could recognize her anywhere 🥰)

I LOVE the way you wrote about the senses and all of her memories of the iceberg lounge now that she’s back

i also love that she’s going to help selina now too! i’m so excited for chapter 7!! (i’m v excited for her to see bruce again right after that)

ok so song recs!! young and beautiful by lana del rey has always had such a bruce wayne vibe to me! then for a taylor swift rec, dancing with our hands tied! the lyrics: 🥲 the music: 💃🏻

how have you been?! i hope you had a relaxing beach vacation! (and hope you enjoy your next one 😉)

🖤

Hi bestie!! I've missed you! How's life? Get anything else published? 😉 Also how's the job? (Or was in an internship?? Damn now I can't remember sorry!! 😩)

I love writing in little teases where people are like "ha you have a crush on Batman!!" but they have no idea. It makes me giggle to myself 😂 (Like Gordon's comment in the motn epilogue!)

Also yes I only wanted it to be a passing moment of jealousy!! I hate love triangles tbh so I'm doing everything I can to stay away from that. A little bit of jealousy is normal (especially because, hello, we've all seen Selina, she's gorgeous) but Bruce is such a simp for the reader it's obvious he'd never even look at Selina that way! And we can tell he's a simp because she's disguised and he only needed a split second to recognize her 😉

Ch 7 is a good one!! I want to say more because I'm excited but spoilers!

Those songs!! LOVE THEM BOTH. I love love love seeing your song recs. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it! That whole line about dancing through an avalanche in the Taylor song 👀

Also I've been good!! First beach vacation was very relaxing and very hot but ended with some weird and dumb family drama--but whatever! It was still a good time. I'm headed out on beach trip #2 on Tuesday! This one won't be relaxing because it's with my mom's entire side of the family 🥵 but my brother is here from Alaska so that's a plus!

#asks #sitn #sitn spoilers #bestie 🖤 #🖤 anon #🖤 #anon

[5-7-9]

Okay here’s another meta explanation for my reclamation AU, not as fun. Yeah, i actually included the pedophilic homophobia biphobia rumors in my narrative. Y’know why? Y’know what I think? I think Bruce’s entire in narrative life being monitored and reported on by newspapers and celebrity gossip, is a nightmare. There’s something to be said about how media (like books) can affect you, and I’m not letting it slide.

There’s a characterized version of Wertham that actually exists in my story, and instead of criticizing fictional stories about jewish coded heroes, he’s in-narrative criticizing the heroes directly (well still book form but y’know). Slight issue is only Batman and Bruce would have to have separate rumors, so the Bruce rumor comes slightly differently, but that’s okay because then i can just use the toxicity of the wealthiest class to explain it. Anyways, I’m referencing this real event for a story idea as a critique on media, same as this guy but i reversed it back at him. Counter argument i guess.

When Bruce becomes acquainted with the queer friend group (based after some tumblr peeps and culture), they hesitantly accept him. The media on the other hand? Well Bruce is covering up for the most part, but its not long before the reporters and gazette starts assuming he’s gay again, also wonder if he’s taking advantage of his lack of privacy to spread that rumor in the first place to hide something. Of course, when Bruce kisses Jack on camera, the media went wild. Even the citizens that don’t care for celebrities heard about it. So the homophobic biphobic stuff starts happening, but there was a surprisingly big positive reaction where many queers acknowledged the homophobic backlash and the lack of privacy Bruce has, so they said the media should shut the fuck up and leave him alone. So Gotham suddenly became very queer accepting, while also highlighting the homophobia, and Bruce’s reputation while still criticized and suspicious for being the richest guy in town, was pretty good. The Gazette got canceled so they tried saving face by not talking about it anymore. Lots of media outlets got canceled.

The good thing wasn’t Bruce being publicized, it actually sucks lots: Jack constantly get insulted for being “boring” and being questioned for being used as a media stunt to hide something (fun parts is Jack proving the media wrong and using the spotlight to openly criticize shit and to prop up his activist group).

For the toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia and being closeted interpretation, I actually disagree? Idk how wealth works but I think he’d get away with it as an open secret. I mean he’s rich, what could a homophobe do to the richest guy possibly ever??? So Bruce doesn’t technically get outed, don’t worry about that. He just preferred keeping his partners secret for privacy, becuz again, the media sucks. He allows Alfred to know, and anyone else in private like friends or family. I had Selina teach him the term bisexual but he already knew, just not the word or how it’s not as normal as he assumed.

#I think rant over #my reclamation AU #tw homophobia mention

[issdisgrace]

What about Jason Todd with a lover/enemy that is a raccoon themed thief? Rooftop rendezvous and Bruce being all like father like son lol

RACOON LOOK ALIKE

WARNINGS: Swearing

A/N: I know it's not my greatest work but i still hope you guys enjoy it

I was waiting on the roof of an abandoned church for Jason. I was seconds away from calling him and ask him where the fuck but before I could he appeared.

“Finally, there you are.”

“Sorry, I kinda got tied up with some shit.”

“Ahh, what did Bruce do this time?”

“Well, him and Damian were being nosy bastards asking where I was going. It was really weird. I got the feeling they know about you.”

“I’m not surprised Jay, Its been what 4 years they are bound to find out about me.”

“Yeah, but I don’t want them to know.”

“What so your ashamed of me know Jay.” I joked.

“No, no, it’s not like that. I just like having you to myself.”

“Hmm, I like having you to myself, too.” I say, before pulling Jason into a kiss.

“I love you so much, Jason Todd.”

“I love you too, Y/n L/n.

“Now what do you say we get out of here and go get subs at Toni’s?”

“Sounds like a plan.”

TIME SKIP

 When we were done with dinner, we headed back to Jason’s apartment. We got inside, and we were getting settled in when we heard shuffling coming from the livingroom. We grabbed our guns and went out to check to only find the half the bat family in the living room.

“What the fuck are you guys doing in my fucking apartment?.”

“Jason, we need to talk to you.”

“It could wait till tomorrow.” Before Bruce could respond, Damian rudely points me out.

“Todd, Whose the raccoon look alike?

“Hey, I do not look like a raccoon short stack.” 

“Damian, that’s rude.” Dick scolds.

“Frankly, who he is none of your guys’ business.”

“Says here that he’s Y/n L/n. The notorious robber and cop killer.” Tim says, while looking at his phone.

“Damn, Jay, you hear that I’m notorious.”

“Y/n, Love, shut up.”

“Dont tell me to shut up.”

“Your incriminating yourself, you dumbass.”

“What are they going to do? Take me to jail?”

“Yes, if I don’t have a say in.”

“Nah, they won’t all kick their ass, especially that little shit. Can you believe he said I looked like a raccoon?”

“Like I can see where he got it from.”

“JASON. Your no supposed to agree with him.” Before we can continue our little exchange of words, Bruce buts in.

“At this point, I just wanna know what you guys are doing together.”

“Jay, I didn’t realise he was stupid.”

“Hmm, imagine being ordered around by him.”

“I’m right here.” Bruce excellently points out.

“We know we just don’t care and to answer your question, we are dating.”

“Why am I not surprised?”

“Yeah, that’s why it was stupid to ask.”

“He’s right and now that you snooped in my personal life, get the fuck out of my apartment.”

“Alright we’ll leave but ill tell you this Jason. You’re more like me than you want to admit.” With those words he and the others left as quick as they had appeared. Leaving Jason and me confused about what he meant. We stood in silence for a minute before Jason asked, 

“What do you think he meant by that?”

“I think he meant that you’re like him because you both like and/or liked people that have a connection to an animal. Like he had Selina, and she’s linked with cats. You have me and now I’m apparent a raccoon look alike. If that makes sense.”

“Yeah, I think I get what you're trying to say.”

#jason todd #batfamily #dc #jason todd x reader #jason todd x male reader #batfamily x male reader #batfamily x reader #dc x male reader #dc x reader

[out-of-context-batfam]

DC: Solo #1

#BRUCE IS NOT HAPPY BY HIS CURRENT PREDICAMENT JUDGING BY HIS BODY LANGUAGE #ONLY SELINA COULD GET AWAY WITH DOING SHIT LIKE THIS TO BRUCE #ALTHOUGH HE IS TOO FAR AWAY TO SEE FOR SURE IM PRETTY SURE HE IS SULKING OR POUTING RIGHT NOW!! #AT LEAST CATWOMAN ENJOYED HERSELF THATS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME... #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #out of context #dc solo #batman #bruce wayne #catwoman #selina kyle #funny #dammit bruce #batcat #he’s so done #I truly hope Selina is pleased with herself #this was a fun comic #700

[pynkgothicka]

Can I have Yandere ahlpa dark Batman x Omega reader x yandere alpha dark red hood nsfw

Where they share the Reader and they and they go into heat and hide it from them cuz there on patrolling fighting crime.

And later they go to check on her at her apartment they both bum into each other and decide to share her

And breed her

Dark! Yandere! Alpha! Jason Todd x Fem! Omega! Reader x Dark! Yandere! Alpha! Bruce Wayne

a/n: in…. heat

Tags/Warnings: DUBCON, threesome, breeding, creampies, OMEGAVERSE AU, COERCION, VIOLENCE, STALKING, BLOOD

A friendly reminder that all my works are dark fanfiction! Please if you do not like that do not read them! This is your final warning before hitting the keep reading button!!

It's been 6 months since he locked you away. It wasn't like Jason had physically done it himself, just the fear of him made you hole away. Ever Since he made it explicitly clear that he had wanted you for himself, and that you were an unbred omega. Jason viewed you as some form of catch in his sick twisted mind that he had developed over the years. He had saved you from some underground trafficking ring and he couldn't be happier. You were his perfect doll, the love of his life.

And that only terrified you more.

You were in heat, and Jason was out on patrol. You didn't think it could get to this point of you rocking back and forth constantly watching the door and windows, but the mere fear of Jason seeing you haunted you. If Jason got too close to the building, he would smell your arousal, only making things possibly worse for you. Jason would often come over to relieve his stress and to just hang out with you. The sad part is you could tell he genuinely loved you, yet the circumstances made it impossible to love him back. You hugged yourself close,nesting away in your pile of comforters and pillows. You wished you could at least leave but you couldn't even do that, as he would surely find you then.

Little did you know, Jason was already stalking your building, having been caught on to your scent a long time ago. He always made sure to do his rounds around your apartment. Gotham was dangerous and he always had to make sure you were okay. Or at least that's what he told himself. Jason also knew damn well that Bruce wanted you too, the man could barely grasp basic concepts in his skewed mind. Yet here he was, contemplating on going over and breeding you deep. His military slacks strained against his growing erection. His only real issue was getting in and having his way without Bruce knowing.

“I should have known you'd be here.”

Shit speak of the devil.

“What Selina is busy or some shit?” Jason wasn't afraid of Bruce, and spoke his mind when talking to him. I heard Bruce's heavy feet walk next to his spot on the ledge. “If she is fuck off, Ypu cant have her.”

“Jason, you know there's always another option: We could share her. If you would get over your ego-”

“No, she's mine.” Jason seethed out, taking off his mask. “Besides I know you can smell her, shes in fucking heat down there, And I’m going to claim her. Stay out of my way.”

“Who knew you could be so stubborn,listen I can have her for one night and then I'll Leave you and your weird hero fantasy alone for the rest of your lives,” Bruce took another step forward. “Just for tonight.” Jason finally turned around to look at his idol. He knew he wouldn't leave you alone unless Bruce got his fill of you. It was really shitty he had to do it tonight of all nights.

“Fine. I won't hesitate killing you.”

Your phone lit up your face as you held your stomach close, trying to ignore the growing heat within yourself. It was only 11 pm, and you would have assumed that sleep would eventually take over and you’d pass out, but nope. Not even your curse of being an omega would grant you that, but it did grant you the ability to lose the guard you've been keeping up for the past hour.

You didn't even hear the sound of the window opening and closing as you cried out from your painful abdomen cramps. But what you did hear was the sound of footsteps coming towards your bed, making you freeze up. You turned off your phone, to try and pretend to be asleep. It was a stupid idea, but your mind wasnt functioning properly as it susallly does. The comforter was slowly lifted off you, your head buried under a pillow. Silent tears trickled down your face, your pillow getting soaked in the process.

A hand trailed up your spine, the touch alone soaking your panties even more. It was an alpha's touch, the smell engulfing you, filling your lungs with a poison-like feeling. His hand trailed up to the back of your neck, yanking your head up. You let out a shrill scream trying to grab back to your temporary nest. You were thrown to the ground looking up to see your tormentor Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne standing over your cramping body.

But what was strange was that they were working together… Jason has explicitly told you that he despises Bruce, so why in the world would they ever consider teaming up?

“Shhh, this will all be over soon… Then it can just be me and you again.” Jason cooed, kneeling down to your huddled up body. His hand trailed down your jaw and up to your lips, pressing his leather gloved fingers unto your tongue. “Bruce here wants to have a taste of you, and trust me he's not gonna touch that pretty little pussy of yours, that's for me.”

“Go awa-Ah!” You yelled out as Bruce grabbed you by the ankle, forcing you out of your curled up position, your sweat covered body making all the arousal from the touch go straight to your cunt. You panted out, either from fear or just the sheer amount of arousal you were feeling at the time. You watched in a daze, the words jumbling up in your head as Jason got up in Bruce's face and started to yell at him.

“Fucking hurt her and ill fucking paint the walls with your blood, do you fucking hear me.” That was enough for you to shut up and whimper and shy away from them two. You knew the more angry they were at each other, the harder they’d take it out on you. Yet you couldn't levy the tension between the two, the pain taking over. You cried out your abdomen, feeling it was like getting stabbed repeatedly.

"You're in pain. Let me help you." Bruce pulled down your lace panties and began to rub you in small circles. You clawed at your carpeted floor moaning out loudly. Bruce chuckled at your antics. "Your soaked baby. Jason has been ignoring this huh?"

Jason grabbed your face and kissed you, forcing your neck in an uncomfortable position. He tapped his tongue on your lips, signaling you to open up for him. He was always rough when it came to you, and possessive. You could recall when you were allowed out and could get past Jason, another alpha had simply tried telling you that you'd drop your wallet, only for not even seconds later, a bullet to have gone through his skull.

Jason peppered kisses all the way down to your neck, admiring the mark he made when he first had claimed you. "It's funny how I got to something before you," He teased Bruce who only rolled his eyes.

"She's going to like me more though."

"You shut the fuck up." Jason seethed pulling you up and away from Bruce. You knew Jason like the back of your palm, and Bruce's best bet right now was to shut up, not just for his sake, but your own. Jason was going to try and prove a point with you and that's something you wanted to avoid at all costs.

"Y-You know I only have eyes for you." Your trembling hand went to touch Jason's scarred face. He seemed to appreciate that and moved towards your touch.

"You're so beautiful." Jason mumbled pulling down his military cargo pants. You could hear the various weapons move around as he kicked them to the side watching as his cock popped out from him not even deciding to wear boxers while out on patrol. He knew he was coming here tonight, why did you even try to assume any better.

Bruce came from behind you moving to where you sat on his lap. You could feel his hot and heavy cock on your back. His hand dug into your pussy, soaking his hand. He stuck his index finger deep into your ass. You screamed out more latching on to Jason. You could hear the growl rumbling within his chest as he eyed Bruce dangerously. Every move Jason made was calculated and precise, and you could read him getting more and more pissed at his adopted father.

"What did I tell you about hurting her…"

"If you get that tight little-" Bruce slapped your sopping wet pussy, the sound resounding around the room. "Cunt. I want her fucking ass. You said it yourself, we can share her tonight and then I'll leave you two alone. So do you really want to test the waters right now?" Jason growled at him before putting his attention back to you. His face softened as he took off his jacket and shirt. He pushed you further unto Bruce and deeper into your nest. His fat cock laid on your stomach as Jason went in for a kiss, just a single peck as you whimpered under their touch.

Then just then, Jason pushed himself deep within you hissing at how tight you were. Your juices coated his length, and Jason nearly lost himself then and there, but he knew how fragile you were and stroked your hair fondly. You squirmed against him, as soon as he reached the hilt of his length you came around him. Bruce snickered behind you using your high from your previous orgasm to shove himself deep into your ass. The pleasure you were feeling turned into pain as your hole stretched to accommodate his girth.

Jason was too lost in already pounding you into oblivion to care. His animalistic instincts are finally taking over, he's not even speaking a lick of English and is just pounding into you repeatedly. Each time his hips connected to your cervix you let out a small whimper, it felt like you were dying but strangely it was a good feeling. It felt like pure ecstasy. Bruce barely had to move as he was reduced to low grunts and groans.

“Look at him, getting pussy drunk. Looks like he cant handle you baby.” Bruce whispered into your ear. He let out a sharp hiss as Jason held you close, reaching his peak.”I’m going to knot you so fucking good…” Then his fiery gaze connected with Bruce who was seemingly just using you.

In which Jason did not like at all.

In a fit of rage, he pulled you off Bruce, and you wailed out as Bruce's cock tore from your insides. Jason held you by the undersides of your legs and started to really pound into you. His upper body strength made certain to not let you go, as your juicesciated his abs and cock. His knot entering in and out of you with a loud pop. Bruce tucked himself back into his armor and watched as Jason bred you with more vigor than he's ever seen even when he fought him. He watched as Jason threw his head back and thrusted his now swollen knot deep into you,inevitably locking himself with you. Jason let out a series of shallow pants before reaching behind him,grabbing his gun, and successfully loading a bullet into his ‘fathers’ head.

Blood soaked the walls behind you. And it coated your back, making you feel all the worse. Jason kicked Bruce's dead body off your nest and laid down, his scared face greeting yours with a smile.

“I told you ill protect you… always.”

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[dairy-farmer]

I'm not sure if you check the comments on your AO3 stories or not anymore, but I wanted to share the content I left (both because I want to make sure you see it and know how much I like your writing, and also because I crave validation as well ❤️) so I'm basically just copy/pasting the comment here (with some added spelling corrections):

[Comment I left on 'i drink the honey (inside your hive)']

This is probably my 20th time reading this because it is so so good: not only is somnophilia my jam, I love how Dick keeps telling himself 'this is all I'm doing, no more!' and then keeps going anyway. Also, your dirty talk (in all your fics, not just this one) is always so hot - I find a lot of people have trouble managing to be explicit and sexy without ending up in 'this is so cringe it's ruining the mood' territory. Seriously, my favorite part is Dick moaning and telling Tim he has no other place to cum, and how he'll make it up to him and how good Timmy is being for him��... Yeah❤️❤️❤️.

Moving on: I see some comments trying to work Jason into this hot mess, but I'm more interested in Damian at the moment: you've already shown in Carnation Instant Bitch that he's totally the type of character who could get off (at least for a bit until he got lonely) on some good old fashioned somnophilia. So this is what I'm picturing:

Bruce and Dick are needed for League and Titan stuff, Jason is off with the Outlaws, and Alfred is out of the country visiting his daughter. And even though Damian is a mature, self-sufficient (former) assassin child, he's also only 13 and they cannot in good conscience leave him by himself for however long this mission takes. So Tim gets roped into batsitting duty (let's also say that they decide not to patrol until someone gets back, because they want to make sure there's backup if something goes wrong). Damian doesn't want to kill Tim Drake any more (at least no more than most siblings want to kill each other) but he's still a little shit sometimes. And he really wants to search Tim's room for ammunition to use against him, but when Tim is away he always secures his room at the manor so tightly even Bruce (or Selina) would have trouble getting in. But! He doesn't do that when he's actually sleeping in his own bed, because he trusts his vigilante instincts to protect him and/or wake him if someone comes in.

Luckily, Damian is aware of some sleeping medication Bruce has cooked up and keeps on hand: it's very useful for getting stubborn vigilantes to actually stay put and rest when they're injured (and he has seen Alfred use it against Bruce as well). So, some of that careful crushed up and hidden inside a teacup when Damian brings out some tea for them to share. Drake is far too smart to accept a drink from Damian he hasn't seen either prepaired in front of him or served from the same container - but of course he wouldn't think to check the cups before Damian serves them both.

Damian worries for a moment, when the drugs should start to kick in, that Drake is on to him: his eyebrows furrow for a moment and he looks over the top of his teacup to study Damian oddly. But then he just gives Damian a small smile, finishes his tea, thanks Damian again, and says he's heading off to bed because he's getting tired.

Damian waits about an hour before sneaking into Drake's room, double checking that all the traps on the door and entrance to the room are disabled. He's excited to finally have a chance to find something embarrassing or incriminating that he'll be able to use against Drake in the future. After searching the desk in the room (only unused stationary, no notes or anything that might be useful), Damian heads towards the closet, glancing at Drake to make sure he still asleep: yup, still asleep on his back, blankets tangled around one leg and sleep shirt bunched up around his waist, showing on his bare pussy. Damian freezes and does a double-take because What. Drake has a- a pussy?!?

(I like to think -because it's fucking hilarious- that no one bothered to mention that Tim is trans to Damian when he joined the family, and Damian spent most of the first year or so completely ignoring Tim when he wasn't trying to kill him and by the time Tim may have felt comfortable sharing this fact, or even just sharing the communal showers with Damian, Tim had already moved into his own Nest. So because of random happenstance, Damian just never realized that Tim was not a cisgendered guy.)

(It's after midnight now and I'm running out of steam, but I think the next bit is something something, Damian is too young/ his peers find him abrasive and off putting and so he's never real... Seen a pussy up close. And well, Drake is asleep and unlikely to wake up for the next 7 hours at least... So Damian start off just... Satiating his curiosity. Just looking, analyzing the structures and shape, which seems so different in person as opposed to an anatomical drawing in health class. Maybe he carefully moves the blanket and positions Tim's legs so he can have an unobstructed view. Maybe looking turns into some light touching - it's just simple scientific curiosity! It's not like he ever thought that Drake was pretty or paid much attention to when Grandfather would get that far away look on his eyes when talking about Drake and devolve into muttering about pretty, brilliant heirs (which actually made a lot more sense now that he knew what equipment Drake was packing)...

Damian probably doesn't get around to fucking Tim for another night or two, but it's fine because Drake is being strangely... Sweet and trusting, sharing tea with Damian every night and never seeming the question how he got sleepy immediately after.

OR Something like that😅😅😅. Just an idea that popped into my head!

answered out of order:

🥺🥺🥺🥺this is so sweet!!! i try to check my ao3 inbox but sometimes i get sidetracked and forget- i'm so happy you like my fics!!!!! especially the somnophilia ones, since it's one of my top favorite tropes that i love to write about<3333

and for 'drink the honey' i can absolutely see everyone in the family growing to 'take advantage' of tim, all of them thinking they're the first and only people to fuck tim meanwhile tim has known the entire time and revels in how all his brothers and dad all end up doing the same thing of drugging and fucking him <3, he really is so loved <3333

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[writing-fanics]

. Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader .

.warning: angst : mentions of cheating : pregnancy. : mentions of sex : mentions of infertility.

<. summary: Bruce arrives back to Wayne Manor, excepting his wife to be there but is met with an empty Wayne tower.>

Bruce walked around the Wayne Tower. Something felt wrong. It was too quiet. “Y/n?” He said, walking around trying to find any trace of her.

“Y/n,” He said, a little louder worried that the Riddler had kidnapped her, but if he did he would’ve found out already.

“Honey?” He shouted, walking up the stairs towards their shared room, he felt sick to his stomach he didn’t know why.

She wouldn’t leave without telling him where she’s going, especially now. Once he opened the door, she wasn’t in there.

He noticed the bathroom light was on, she has a habit of forgetting to turn it off. Walking towards the bathroom he opened the door, and found nothing.

She wasn’t there either, his gaze drifted towards the sink, and noticed that her toothbrush were missing.

He immediately opened up the medicine cabinet, all her medication was gone. A thousands thoughts went through his mind, as everything she owned in the bathroom was missing.

His heart pounding against his chest he ran toward the closet, all her clothes were gone. Shoes as well, his eyes widened as he stressfully ran his fingers through his hair.

He immediately pulled his phone out of his pocket, calling her. But it didn’t even go through.

Did she block him?

What on earth did he to for her to-

“Shit,” He cursed, sitting on their seemingly now once shared bed. He tried calling her over and over, hoping she hadn’t actually blocked him.

His gaze drifted towards his nightstand. Noticing the neatly folded piece of paper with his name on it, and beside it her wedding ring.

Dear Bruce,

Well, I guess this is it end of the road for us. God, I thought you were going to be different you promised me you’d never cheat on me. But I was there I saw the way you looked at Selina. The way you once looked at me.

I’m not mad. Just heartbroken you could’ve just told me you didn’t want me, anymore. But you decided to do the opposite. I am your wife! You promised me on our wedding day that you’d never cheat! And you went back on that vow.

Eight years for nothing. I’ve already visited Alfred and said my goodbyes, but from now on I want nothing to do with you. I won’t get in the way of your happiness. I know by the way you look at her she makes you happy or feel something, more than I possibly ever could.

I won’t make you pay child support even though I know you can afford it. Don’t bother trying to find me, I’m changing my phone number and moving out of Gotham.

Enjoy your new life without me. I’ve already got the divorce papers and will be sending them to you.

Sincerely,

Y/n

Bruce crumpled the paper in his hands, as tears brimmed his eyes. God, she’s pregnant with his child. After years, of trying for a baby. Going to doctors, and getting evaluations.

He finally got her pregnant. To only break her heart driving her to leave, and want a divorce. He remembered the look in her eyes after they just finished having sex, and he told her he loved her, something in her just felt like he was saying it out of pity, because he truly didn’t love her anymore.

And now he drove her away, along with his child. His hair fell in front of his face, something in him told him to go find her, but the other told him to stay it’s no use she wasn’t his problem anymore.

Now, possibly he could be with Selina. A sigh, escaped his lips. Behind him the bat signal and in his hand the wedding ring he gave, (Y/n) eight years ago.

Closing his eyes, he placed the wedding ring and letter on his nightstand. Making his way out of his bedroom and making his way down to the Batcave.

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