Food Diary: Week Two
Yet another sesame seed bun (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, deepfried spicy breaded chicken bites, melted plastic cheese, chopped spring onions & spinach, and diced cherry tomatoes), a shortbread finger, strawberry Fruitellas, a Philadelphia wrap (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, deepfried chicken bites, and leftover Double Dragon takeaway salt & pepper chicken chilies), three small toasts (buttered), a clementine, a small portion of cheesy garlic mashed potato (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, table salt, ground black pepper, and garlic granules, and Laughing Cow cheese spread), peas (with salted butter, table salt, and ground black pepper), two Mediterranean style pork chops, a selection of Tangfastics (five cola bottles, three pairs of cherries, one orange key), one Sinfadil, half a bottle of Blue WKD, Doctor Who (The Aztecs), sleep.
A clementine, a Philadelphia wrap (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, deepfried chicken bites, and leftover Double Dragon takeaway salt & pepper chicken chilies), homemade chips & two pork pies (dusted with table salt, drizzled with Hellman’s mayonnaise and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce, topped with chopped spring onions & spinach), two episodes of Last Week Tonight (the studio still feels weird), sleep.
A clementine, several small carrots, a chapter of The Body Keeps The Score (as ever with IFS stuff, very interesting and occasionally bordering on seeming potentially useful or insightful, but exhaustively rigid, frequently overstated, and relentlessly jargon heavy), two episodes to Jay & Miles (some stuff with The New Mutants exploring coming of age through grief & aliens that I think was very formative for the episodes of Buffy dealing with Joyce’s death, both The Body and the story right after, and a Hawk Talk on sitcoms that included a shoutout to a Walmart [stand-in] set sitcom the is explicitly pro unions, and to We Are Lady Parts although the latter not in much detail), a can of coke, paprika french fries, a steak pie wrap (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, melted plastic cheese, and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), Doctor Who (The Aztecs; 4 episodes [10/10]; Produced by Verity Lambert, written by John Lucarotti script edited by David Whittaker, if this had to be rewritten by a major figure in modern Doctor Who [with an understanding that it really oughtn’t be handled by any white British writer] I would most like to see it adapted by RTD), Doctor Who (The Sensorites), beef noodles (ft. chopped spring onion & spinach, ground black pepper, diced red pepper, and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), sleep.
Beef noodles (ft. chopped spring onion & spinach, ground black pepper, diced red pepper, and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), carrots, home made chips (dusted with salt, drizzled with mayonnaise and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce, topped with chopped spring onions & spinach), a pork pie, sleep.
A Tesco’s deli counter meatball wrap, a sausage roll, a small handful of 2D pretzel crisps, port, fizzy fangs, fairytale mix, James Bond; No Time To Die (a remarkably transcendent reflection on masculinity as an old world virtue, aging out of relevance, capable of a few tricks and treats but no longer the leading word in the market of its own cultural export, better its swords turned to ploughshares better if become parenthood, or accept extinction), paprika Pringles, chicken & bacon sandwich filling, port, fizzy fangs, fairytale mix, fizzy fangs, fairytale mix, paprika Pringles, chicken & bacon sandwich filling, port, fizzy fangs, fairytale mix, paprika Pringles, chicken & bacon sandwich filling, port, fizzy fangs, fairytale mix, paprika Pringles, chicken & bacon sandwich filling, port, fizzy fangs, fairytale mix, a small handful of 2D pretzel crisps, chicken & bacon sandwich filling, port, 2/3 of a berry themed lollipop flavour long cocktail, 1/3 of a peach themed spirit & cider long cocktail, a pornstar martini, hope, a Tesco’s deli counter chicken & bacon baguette, Sinfadil, noteworthy quantities of water, sleep.
Home made chips (dusted with table salt & ground black pepper, drizzled with Hellman’s mayonnaise and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce, topped with chopped spring onions & spinach), a garlic & herb chicken Kiev portion wrap (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, and chopped spring onions & spinach), Oh No, Ross & Carrie (skipped a very meh installment on vaping essential oils and am now part way through a fun two parter on some church founded by a televangelist who seemed to mellow into an eccentric conspiracy theorist with age, married an ex-pornstar who was the daughter of a famous Canadian mobster, then died leaving his wife in charge of his very small empire running an oddly managed ‘Faith Centre’ – slightly has the ‘casting about post Scientology era’ feel to it, but it’s enjoyable to be back on an investigation), most of a packet of 2D pretzel crisps (ft. half a pot of ASDA chicken & bacon sandwich filling), a clementine, clementine juice, yoga, deepfried oven chips (dusted with table salt & ground black pepper, drizzled with Hellman’s mayonnaise and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce, topped with chopped spring onions & spinach), a deepfried salmon portion, pea soup (ft. table salt, ground black pepper, chives, and English mustard), a swig of Blue WKD, Doctor Who (The Sensorites; 6 episodes [7/10]; Produced by Verity Lambert, written by Peter R. Newman, script edited by David Whittaker, if this had to be rewritten by a major figure in modern Doctor Who I would most like to see it adapted by Steven Moffat), two sausage rolls, sleep.
A cup of tea, a clementine, a bowl of rescued leftover chips (dusted with table salt & ground black pepper, topped with Hellman’s mayonnaise, chopped spring onions, diced red pepper, [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce, and spinach), a grilled prefab ASDA beef burrito (with added salted butter), an ASDA ‘Halloween Beastie’ prefab double beef burger and cheese sauce portion (with added chopped spring onions, diced cherry plum tomatoes, and potato waffles), half of an episode of ONRaC (further on the church of the eccentric televangelist and his mobster wife… while the first episode was a little ‘Ross & Carrie by numbers’ this starts to get delightfully weird as it goes on), a garlic & herb chicken Kiev portion wrap (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions & spinach, and leftover Double Dragon takeaway salt & pepper chicken chilies), four slices of toast (one ft. Philadelphia and Sriracha, three ft. Laughing Cow cheese spread and English mustard), a hazelnut Lindt chocolate bar, milk, sleep.
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