#Source: the mentalist

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: How did you get Rogue to co-operate with you? Warlock: I threatened to reveal their dark secret. Bard: Which is what? Warlock: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

#bard #warlock #rogue #mod meme #source: the mentalist #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[incorrect-multiverse]

Lucifer: She does the detecting, I do the insulting.

Chloe: Consulting.

Lucifer: That too.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: the mentalist #lucifer tv #lucifer morningstar #chloe decker #deckerstar

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Queen Charlotte: How did you get Lady Danbury to cooperate with you?

Violet: I threatened to reveal her dark secret.

Queen Charlotte: Which is what?

Violet: I have no idea, I was bluffing. But it must be something horrible.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #queen charlotte a bridgerton story #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #bridgerton queen charlotte #violet bridgerton #lady danbury #agatha danbury #lord ledger #danbury x ledger #source: the mentalist

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Shirley: How did you get Lelouch to co-operate with you? Milly: I threatened to reveal his dark secret. Shirley: Which is what? Milly: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

#code geass #incorrect quotes #milly ashford #shirley fenette #source: the mentalist #mod: LP #it's not the zero thing it's the being in love with suzaku thing #that's what he fears milly knowing

[incorrect-murdochmysterys]

Willam, about a body: Detective Watts, care to offer your opinion?

Llewelyn: These ducks looooove pretzels.

#murdoch mysteries #incorrect quotes #incorrect murdoch mysteries #incorrect murdoch mystery’s quotes #incorrect murdoch quotes #mm incorrect quotes #llewellyn watts #detective willam murdoch #source: the mentalist

[spicysnowflake1]

Gevanni: You have any plans for tonight?

SPK coworker: Home, TV…

Gevanni: Well… Have fun

SPK coworker: You too *walks away*

Near: You’re gonna die alone

#source: the mentalist #death note incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #death note #stephen gevanni #near #nate river

[megline]

Renslayer: and what were you thinking, leaving this man [points to Loki] alone at the event like that?!

Mobius: no excuses. I mistakenly treated him as responsible adult.

#marvel #loki series #loki laufeyson #mobius #lokius #loki #ravonna renslayer #renslayer #source: the mentalist

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Yu: Tea? It’s like a hug in a cup.

#who's lila #who’s lila? #detective yu #source: the mentalist #mod lila

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Romeo: You know what made me feel better? Punching YOU in the nose.

Warden, holding his nose: Ah, glad to be of service.

#mcsm #mcsm romeo #mcsm warden #source: the mentalist

[introvertpanda]

The A-Team + Incorrect quotes

#the a team #incorrect quotes #incorrect a team #templeton peck #hannibal smith #source: the mentalist

[hxuse-xf-black]

Pansy: What were you thinking? Leaving Theo and Blaise alone at an event like that?

Draco: No excuses. I mistakenly treated them like responsible adults.

#source: the mentalist #pansy was definitely the mom friend #pansy parkinson #draco malfoy #blaise zabini #theodore nott #theo nott #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #slytherin #incorrect slytherin #incorrect black family #black family incorrect quotes #incorrect black family quotes #incorrect house of black #ancient and most noble house of black #house of black #the most noble and ancient house of black #the noble and most ancient house of black #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio era #golden trio #incorrect death eater quotes #death eater #death eaters #incorrect death eaters #silver trio

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Simmons: I can make one phone call and your career is toast.

Leon: That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.

#derek simmons #Leon S. Kennedy #source: the mentalist

[incorrect-multiverse]

Montgomery: You abused a corpse to get a confession.

Castle: Used. Used a corpse. There’s no ‘ab’.

Beckett: 👀🤷‍♀️

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: the mentalist #castle #richard castle #kate beckett #roy montgomery #caskett #also could see this as b&b lol

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: Hi, we need to speak with Buddy. Cookie: If you want to be on the show, you have to fill out this form and take it to couple's intake. Bugs: Oh, we're not a couple. Please. Daffy: What he means is ours is more of a platonic love.

#bugs bunny #cookie #daffy duck #source: the mentalist

[totallycorrectoddparents]

Just do me the favor of listening to me for a minute so I can say ‘I told you so’ later.

Wanda

#fairly oddparents #incorrect fairly oddparents #wanda fairywinkle cosma #source: the mentalist

[natsskydivingcrew]

Some lawyer: I could make one phone call and your place in the avengers is toast.

Bucky: That's impressive.

Bucky: The best I can get from a phone call is a pizza.

#incorrect quotes #bucky barnes #source: the mentalist #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers memes #stucky #winter soldier #wintershield