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rayroseu · 6 months

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NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN MALLEUS' GROUP AND IM ALREADY CACKLING 😭😭😭😭 GROUP BORING... PLEASE AJXHQJCIW THEYRE JUST PEACEFUL???

ALSO SEBEK.... The funniest twst character ever LMFAO His line reminded me of Bennett's "Benny's Adventure Team Assemble!!!✊‼️✨🔛🔝" He's so unserious, we're just going for a stroll aorund the city??? 😂😂😂

while on the other side Silver is just calm and pleasantly thinking about what to gift Lilia... sob sob 🥲💗💕💕💗

PROFESSOR TREIN 💞💕💗💞💕💗💕 I loveeee, he's so happy his students are interested in knowing Fleur City he introduced them to a memorable place 😭😭😭

LMFAO SEBEK DONT PRESSURE YOURSELF??? 😂😂😂

Meleanor... implications... QAAAAKCKSKDIAJDJA 😭😭😭💔💔🥲🥲🥲💔😭😭😭🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

THE TWO FRICKING SOLDIERS LILIA AND BAUL THAT YOUR MOTHER TRUSTED TO PROTECT YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST A DEFENSELESS EGG WOULD ABSOLUTELY GO THERE!!! UNDERGROUND IN THE WATERWAYS!!!! TO THE BLACK SCALE CASTLE WHILE YOUR MOTHER PROTECTS THEM FROM THE ENEMY KNIGHTS!!!!! 😭😭😭😭‼️‼️💔💔

HELLO SIR MALLEUS DRACONIA ????? WHY DOES SUCH KNOWLEDGE ENTICE YOUR CURIOSITY???? PERCHANCE YOU'LL REFERENCE IT WITH A POSSIBLE FUTURE SPOUSE??? 🤭🤭🤭‼️‼️‼️

Jamil started it i swearrr😂😂

Also as much as its so funny how the students teased Professor Trein, I get reminded of the fact that his wife already passed away IIRC... and I CANNOT... thinking that Trein is probably recollecting the very first memories he had with his wife with them as young lovers... SOBS... 😭😭😭😭 he misses her greatly isnt he... From the very first start of this event, he frequently talked about her 😭😭 Plus he said that its been a while since he last visited NBC yet he still memorizes the path of the waterways!!! Because he was with his wife there!!!! OMG 😭😭😭😭💔💔

Hm, but relating it to Malleus, I'll be sobbing knowing he'll be like this when he ages on and somehow visits Ramshackle, or NRC, or the Silk City, even here in Fleur City... Remembering how enjoyable it was to be with his friends on a trip even if it was so rare (and lowkey dangerous lmao)😭😭✨✨

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twistedwonderland #malleus draconia #jamil viper #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #lian notes #twst glorious masquerade

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lipglossanon · 5 months

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i feel like you would find my idea for vampire leon as funny as i do,,,, imagine him and a goth reader who has a lot of piercings and she’s super mindful about what ones she wears but lets say they get in an argument and leon’s about to go down on her and she put in a silver piercing (whatever she has pierced down there) and he’s just growling and biting her out of frustration but she thinks it’s the funniest shit or they’re arguing and she’s putting in silver nipple piercings and he’s bargaining with her but she just shuts him up with “you’ve lost tiddy privileges leon”

- 💀

bonus content she has a spray bottle filled with garlic water like water she boiled garlic in then strained it and she sprays him when he’s being an issue 🤭 (i saw you say some of your asks got eaten by the void and i haven’t wanted to spam your inbox resending some of the stuff i sent so sorry if i sent this in already <3)

Hiii 💀 anon!! 👋

AGSHCKVL you lost tiddy privileges is sending me 🤣 🤣

No but that’s so freaking hilarious 😆 I can just picture him hissing and howling like a cat when she only picks up the spray bottle, not even having spraid him yet 😂

And she purposefully wears silver jewelry or like accessories just in case Leon wants to act up and lose any more privileges 🤭 🤭

Maybe she even carries a small pepper spray but it’s filled with watered down garlic (like that one scene in Blade 🤣)

And I think your other ask maybe have gotten eaten! I didn’t see it 😭

#ask box #💀 anon #lipglossanon #lipglossanswers #vampire!leon s kennedy #goth!reader

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sunshinebingo · 5 months

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idk if your request is still open but i’ll try my luck 😭

could you please do a gwynriel angst where they have to attend a friend’s wedding party and their friends didn’t know they have broken up and they were forced into a seven minutes in heaven game but instead of what their friends have expected, the seven minutes turned out to be tears and heartbreak

i’m feeling kinda sad rn and this idea suddenly popped into my head. If you couldn’t do it, totally fine

Hi anon!! My request is always open so please feel free to send me any suggestion you might have.

Thank you so so much for having sent this one. It made me cry a bit ngl 😂 I hope you like it 🤭

Gwynriel - 1.8k - No warning - Angst only

Read on Ao3 or below the cut

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Love is a losing game

Some said better to love and lose than to have never known love. Right now, Gwyn wished she had never known love at all. As she watched the two newlyweds dressed in lace and silks whiter than the roses that filled the small garden, their eyes sparkling with happiness and love, their laughs rising above that of the small party who had gathered to celebrate this new step in their life, Gwyn saw what she would never have. And she wished, more than anything, that she had never known what being in love felt like.

Her own bridesmaid outfit was a mockery of it. The ivory dress that Emerie had wanted her chosen sisters to wear when walking her down the aisle had seemed to laugh at Gwyn with every step she had made, blue bouquet in hand, towards the alter. It was all a cruel, sick joke and she hated it. Hated herself for having so stupidly walked into it.

“Hey,” Nesta’s gentle voice broke through her thoughts.

Gwyn turned to look at sister, blinking away the tears of anger that had started to fill her eyes. Nesta narrowed her eyes inquisitively. “Are you okay?”

No.

“I am,” she offered Nesta one the fakest smile she had ever forced onto her face. Gwyn shrugged at her sister’s silent insistence. “I’m just so happy for them.”

Nesta laughed and picked up her crystal glass. “You’ve always been the most romantic of the three of us,” she said, referring to Gwyn, Emerie and herself. Emerie and Nesta. The only true loves of her life besides her twin and her mother.

“And the funniest,” Gwyn added with none of the joy that usually accompanied her sass.

“And the sweetest and the smartest,” Emerie chimed in across from them, fingers entwined in her new wife’s.

Nesta hummed her approval. Gwyn wondered how long it would take for them to notice the walls she had built around herself to hide her misery. She hoped that the cracks forming in this wall as she watched everyone’s happy faces would not make the whole thing crumble before she could get far away from them.

An eruption of voices caused another crack to form. It got worse when Cassian’s boisterous voice called her name on the other side of Nesta, along with another.

“Gwyn and Azriel. It’s time to find out the truth.”

Gwyn tensed and blurted a, “What?”

She felt a wave of panic rising. Gwyn internally added more bricks to her wall. She slammed her hands against the cracks even as more tears threatened to bring it all down. She couldn’t be weak. Not now. Not in front of him. Not ever.

Not now. Please. Please.

“We need to find out if you two can spend seven minutes in heaven and keep things clean,” Rhysand explained across from Cassian, no doubt mistaking her dread for confusion. His words settled in Gwyn before she could sigh at the fact that no one had yet learned the real truth.

Only then, hours after having stepped foot here, did she look at him for more than a second. His hazel eyes were already on her. Gwyn refused to read any emotion in them. She could not bear anymore lies from him.

“Come on Gwynnie,” Cassian went on. “We already placed the bets. And I know I will win because Az hasn’t stopped looking at you.”

Feyre giggled next to Rhys. “That’s nothing new Cass.”

“I know but it’s different today. His stare has been...,” Cassian placed a finger on his chin as though he was looking for the perfect word. “...harder,” he finally added with a wink that earned him a laugh from everyone around the table.

“It’s probably the white dress,” Mor wiggled her perfect eyebrows at Gwyn.

A flush crept up Gwyn’s cheeks. Not because of the insinuation from the beautiful blond, but because there had been a time where she would have believed everything that they were saying. What a fool she had been. What a stupid, romantic, naive fool.

“Oh that pretty blush is promising,” Nesta teased next to her. “Come on.”

Before she could give any response, Nesta was out of her chair and pulling Gwyn up by the arm. Next to her, Cassian had already pulled a semi-reluctant Azriel out of his seat and was dragging him across the garden towards the small shed.

All words evaded Gwyn. All she could focus on was trying to keep herself together. She could do this. Seven minutes. She would be strong. For seven minutes.

“And no less,” Cassian exclaimed after pushing both her and Azriel in the shed. Gwyn stared at the closed door after the loud click of the lock sounded from outside.

The silence in the small dark place was louder than the faint voices on the other side. It stretched on for what felt like ten times more than seven minutes. Everything was so still around her that despite having her back to him, Gwyn felt Azriel lift his hand and reach towards her.

“Gwy-,”

“Don’t,” she took a step to the side before he could touch her shoulder.

“Gwyn plea-,”

“Don’t,” she said more firmly. Though her next words came out in a whisper. “Please, don’t.”

She turned around and faced him. She begged her heart to keep quiet and pleaded with reason to not abandon her. This situation seemed like a mirror of the last time that they had been in the same room. Suddenly, the last month faded into nothing. Gwyn felt like she was still in his living room, staring into his eyes and wondering why on earth she had ever trusted him. It was pity for herself that she had felt before she had stormed out of his apartment that night.

“Gwyn. Please,” he took a step forward and she took one back. “Let me explain.”

“What I saw was explanation enough,” she snapped.

“It’s not what you think.” His voice was laced with impatience. If she believed in his lies, she would have also discerned hurt in it. But it was probably a bit of wishful thinking from her part.

Gwyn let out a sardonic laugh. “And what would you have thought, Azriel,” she spat his name like it had become the hardest thing for her to say, “if you had seen me doing what you were doing with her.”

He ran a hand through his hair, pulling on the dark strands in frustration like he usually did.

“It was a mistake. A huge, fucking mistake. And I regret every fucking second of it.”

“A mistake...,” Gwyn tasted the word on her tongue. It was the same word he had used that day. That same word that she had turned around and around in her head for the past month while she had thought back on the years that they had spent together.

“This should have never happened, you have to believe me.”

“But it did.”

“It was a fucking mistake.” That godforsaken word again. As if saying it enough times would remove his involvement in the act he had committed. “I swear love, I never wanted to hurt you. She - ”

“She what?” her voice rose above his and made him freeze. “Did she force you to do anything?”

Azriel didn’t react. His silence was answer enough. And when he kept staring at her with those deep hazel eyes that she adored so much, with that same intensity that had made her lose her godsdamned mind so many times since she had first looked into them, her wall crumbled. Her strength to keep it up left her, running away to the darkest corner of the shed along with her resolve to keep her mouth shut.

“I thought that you would be the one to finally make me believe that I deserve this kind of love. But y-you...,” she wasn’t sure what to say except that she had to let out what had been plaguing her mind for a whole month.

“I trusted you. I...”

He took another step towards her but she stopped him with a hand on his chest. She ignored what touching him was doing to her. Ignored that she wasn’t the only one that had touched him and kept talking despite her voice coming out as sobs

“I never forced you to stay with me. You always had a choice. And you chose to hurt me.”

“I didn’t want –,”

“BUT YOU DID,” she shouted.

She didn’t notice the sudden quiet of the voices outside nor did she care. Azriel fell to his knees, tears streaming down his face. “Please, my love. This will never happen again.”

Looking at him like this made something twist inside Gwyn. Her whole body was trembling with anger and pain. An endless flow of tears started streaming down her face. How dare he make such empty promises after having ripped her heart out like he did.

“I know you still love me, Gwyn.”

She huffed. “Of course I love you.” There was no point in denying it. “I hate myself for loving you so much.”

Azriel grabbed one of her hands and brought it to his lips. “Please let me fix this. I love you more than anything.”

Another sentence that she had heard back then. As if trust could be fixed by simply snapping one’s fingers. As if those images that had haunted her for an entire month would disappear by simply piling new ones on top.

“If this is your idea of love, then it’s wrong,” she said, slowly removing her hand from his. She closed her eyes as she did so, knowing well that this would be last time she would ever let him touch her. Perhaps the last time she would ever let any man touch her. It seemed impossible in this moment that she would ever trust a man again with her heart. Not when it would always remain with the one kneeling at her feet. The sight was another mockery of the future she had dreamed for them. Another sick and cruel joke of life.

A knock sounded at the door followed by Cassian’s deep voice. “You still decent in there? Time’s over.”

Time wasn’t the only thing that was over. Gwyn was almost at the door when Azriel abruptly stood up and grabbed her wrist. Without even thinking, she turned around and slapped him so hard that the incessant knocking on the door stopped.

Azriel released her wrist and brought his hand to his cheek. His hazel eyes found hers again. His eyes were red and filled with tears, his expression full of something that she refused to acknowledge.

Since she had nothing left to say and so much more tears left to shed, Gwyn turned around and walked out, to somewhere she could mourn the loss of her heart.

#ANGST #Warning - No happy ending #I broke my own heart writing this #thank you anon!#gwynriel #gwyneth berdara #azriel shadowsinger

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minggukieology · 1 year

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a few moments from the latest run bts! ep (with added context):

Jungkook saying: "야 새끼야!" [ya saekkiya] with the family friendly caption yay! shake it ya 😆

Generally the meaning of the word 새끼 is negative- typically spoken to call someone a bastard, son of a b**** etc.. Ofc with Jungkook's example the meaning is a bit more mellow, transformed into sth like you rascal/punk(s), and it is typically spoken among older men (Jungkook said it in this context for this reason) -very often when drinking together- and who are very close friends therefore the rules of age hierarchy might be agreed upon to be suspended.

Careful though because despite the negative meaning, 새끼 can be used positively as well. You might recollect Jimin calling Jungkook 내 새끼- in that case the word holds a function of endearment close to a meaning of "my baby/my cutie/my kid" Context always matters ☝️

Second question:

"I have a fresh/refreshing juicy face"

The translation on Weverse is a bit different. My guess is that they wanted to go for something a bit more neutral as 'juicy' in English often has a sexual undertone, which is far from the case here.

To add more cultural context, a trend among Korean celebs (especially women) sprung up a few years ago, in which one's face was likened to a fruit typically peach, apple or orange and this comparison would represent someone having extremely fresh looking, plumpy/juicy face. Naturally that led to a new makeup trend to appear too, where you could try to achieve this look with certain tricks. So it became a type of desired look or something trendy. Therefore, it is not weird to compare someone's face to a fruit, what the guys discussed is mostly someone calling oneself that (for which Jungkook called out Jimin-or Jimin's shamelessness to be exact 🤭) Though, the funniest part for me was that Jimin chose pinapple which is a very atypical answer 😂

(Also the way and with the tone he responded to Jungkook's accusation... Jimin knows when he is being shameless and he clearly enjoys it)

#run bts #jungkook #jimin #민꾸기

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1989taylorsversion · 2 years

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Something about this photo really made it click for me that Taylor is in her main pop girl era again but in the funniest way... Like she's literally been a legend for nearly a decade now but she's almost cosplaying her main pop girl status just because it's fun... I'm actually 😭🤭😂😭🤭

#taylor swift

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mrs-monaghan · 8 months

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Come on Mimi, give it to him 😅🤣🤣🤣

https://twitter.com/cookychimmy_13/status/1699538308693467499?s=20

Oh I'm sure Jimin gives it to him good and hard, just how he likes it 😏😏😏 (shameless reference)

What always makes me chuckle about this clip is that Hopekookers crop Jimin out and use it for themselves and its just the funniest shit to me. JK has his ass on display for the man behind him. On purpose. Your ship aint sailing fam, sorry 😂😂🤭🤭

#ask shaz #bts ask #jikook sexy times #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook

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kidflashimpulse · 14 days

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NO BECAUSE OMG BART HAVING A SCAR ON THE INSIDE OF HIS MOUTH IS SO SMART

(Hi, it's me, the overexcited rambler dambler)

Because listen, just like you wrote, him appearing to not have scars sells the story of future tourist so well, BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT

I do kinda wish that Jay told someone, or managed to come through to Bart and have a real heart to heart with him instead of being roasted for being concerned (Bart "livestock get branded, it's literally common knowledge, I was about as important as a pig" Allen I'm looking at you, maybe you haven't acknowledged/realised it but there is SOMETHING hiding behind that titanium wall of yours)

It doesn't even need to be Jay, but maybe some day Bart will feel comfortable sharing this scar with Ed or Jaime (though Jaime would probably, like, want to fling himself to the sun if Bart ever told him) and just get some form of comfort out of it

(A funky addition would be that Ed found out by exploring if ya know what I mean🤭)

But that also leaves me wondering, like, since that brand is pretty unique in his time, how would Bart have passed in the camps after/if he escaped the Scientists? Did he draw a fake brand on his neck? Did the Scientists send him there after being satisfied with their tests and just knowing where he was/being able to pull him back whenever they desired?

Also his connections with the prostitutes was really clever, they're the ones who can coax information out of important people after all, allowing Bart to gather some necessary tech for his time machine. Genius genius genius. I'm just imagining a 12-year-old Bart casually vibing/downing booze with these people and nobody suspecting a thing when in reality he's plotting to break their reality down

omg it’s the return of an icon ❤️

honestly (hes unaware of it though) Jay seems to be respecting Barts very much unsaid wishes (bart doesn’t think he cares about who knows, but he seems to prefer the fewer the better approach in this case) by not telling anyone. I don’t think it’s intentional on his part, but u knw sometimes u do (or don’t) do things without realising

genuinely, it’s the funniest thing ever to me how everyone read that scene as bart roasting jay like 😭 he was just keeping it real but with his unshakeable attitude 😂 which honestly yeah that is basically sass, love it when characters and scenes take on a life of their own sometimes truly it’s so entertaining and such typical bart behaviour lol

idk if Jaime knows 👀 if he does i feel like itd be cause of Bart for some reason thinking it would be funny to show it to him and then Jaimes just like

yeah Ed 100% knows and for the exact reasons u mentioned 😂 i mean besides being at the dentists that’s pretty much the only other socially acceptable reason for someone to look into barts mouth at this point

i won’t go too much into the timeline of bart’s captivity as a lab rat vs him being in the camps as a slave, but they’re two very different stages of his life (he’s much younger as a lab rat whereas being a slave was closer to him leaving his timeline, a lot of stuff went down in between). I should’ve probably elaborated a bit more on it in the chapter, but whilst it was unique it wasn’t completely unheard of to not be branded on the neck, especially since a lot of their subjects were meta humans, there’s bound to be some variety of people that have it elsewhere. all that mattered was that u had the brand

“when in reality he’s plotting to break their reality down” that line goes incredibly hard, i’m obsessed ! love how that’s genuinely what he did though, like he’s crazy for real

thank u for sharing ur thoughts with us and for reading ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i appreciate it so much 😘

#YJ asks #AAIT #bart allen fics #young justice fics #zetaflash #an anomaly in time

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slayfics · 17 days

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I’m sorry this ain’t a request just a statement. Everytime I see one of your fic banners I go “Slaaaaay. SLAY!”. I find it the funniest thing to me

This is absolutely adorable and had me choking on my coffee 😂!

Happy to hear the new fic banners are making an impact 😭💚!

Thanks for starting my day out with a laugh 🤭

#slay talks

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sketchinarkomana · 2 years

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Hey~ ♥️♥️♥️

How are you??? 🙃

I hope you don't get tired of me saying this over and over again, but... I LOVE your art SO MUCH!!!!!!!

IT'S SO GOOD!!!! 😍😍😍

I can't help but say this every time, but, for real, your style is AWESOME, and I love your amazing sketches!! From the angsty ones to the funniest ones, and the spicy ones!!! OMG!!

I'm truly enamored with your art style~ 🥰

Thanks for always uploading something, anything... I think I can't live without your art showing up from time to time in my notification bar anymore 😂

Ohhhh, and I really don't have a request today or a question haha... I just wanted to say hi... But maybe you could indulge me in some Lusan A/B/O in your style(?) Don't know if you even have an AU like that ...

Honestly... that genre is my guilty pleasure, and I don't see much LuSan with Luffy as an alpha around, and I know the genre is not everyone's cup of tea, so... I hope I'm not making an uncomfortable request 🤭

I'll support you, anyway! So you're free of ignoring my random request ☺️

Sending you lots of love!!! ♥️♥️♥️

- 🌿

I had to google what A/B/O means

and at first google told me that these are designations for blood groups

BUT I still understood what it means!

please tell me I got it right

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #vinsmoke sanji #nami #lusan

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exo-wvrse-bbl · 2 months

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03/03/24 - suho

It was a long weekend (cutely) What are you doing (cutely) ? Anything fun? (cutely)

Should I send this? I already sent this🤭 You’re acting greedy (cutely) 크크크 Everything in moderation Oh ㅋㅋㅋ The March semester’s started in Korea, awesome Getting to see friends after a long while A little bit awkward ㅋㅋ Omg you move up to middle school then move up to high school, then uni It was fun (cutely) The career exols are feeling jealous Enjoy the present, students High school senior’s fun times You might never experience those intense moments again But I live every year like it’s my senior yearㅎㅎ 크킄🤭 The times when I watched EXO videos and listened to the music during my rest times I ate this today

I was really super happy (cutely) ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Looks like 50 ppl replied ‘🐶(개/freaking) delicious' ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

It’s a selfie The eel restaurants in Namyang-ju are really tasty If I tell you all, I’d have to wait in line next time I go It’s been a long while since Ekjelut ㅎㅅㅎ I wanted to be Ekjelut(Exo’s funniest) back then ㅋㅋ Seems like I’ve matured The greedy desire to be the ‘funniest’ has disappeared Seems seeing my face can bring a smile automatically 🤭 Me too Always know there’s a corner of my heart reserved for exols.. •_ㅁ A spoiler for my next album, if you guess right I’ll send a signed Exo SUHO album Amazing, a correct guess ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ only one (eng) Just one ㅋㅋㅋ I took a screencap ㅋㅋㅋㅋ One more spoiler ✌️✌️ I gave another spoiler but why’s no one getting it right ✌️✌️ I’m curious, then exol becomes EXO ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Do a spoiler quiz Ok so listen y’all, Exo’s title track was Cream Soda Ah how do I give this spoiler No, if you were Exo, and the new album was Cream Soda, how would you give the spoiler to the fans? Now I know, I’ll give spoilers that way ㅋㅋ The feeling of putting yourself in someone else’s shoes Us Let’s become one Emoji spoiler 🪐 🚀 🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀🧑‍🚀 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😤 🥺 😢 😭 😂 😆 🌕 🍽️ 🤱🏻 🙇🏻‍♂️ difficult, so difficult ㅋㅋㅋㅋ You’ll hear it soon 1sec..; Phew Anyway, I really want to see you soon Even when school semester starts and people have to go to work, Exo Junmyeonie will always be with you May the exo be with you (eng) Stop looking at Exo for today, hurry up, go to bed and rest well (cutely) 🚀

source in desc

#exo #exo k #suho #junmyeon #joonmyeon #bubble

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homeofbre · 3 months

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Went into the Lost Hero with Percy as my #1 and came out with Leo as my #1 !!!! So here are my top 5’s! (even tho i am very indecisive and this really might change in the future)!!!!!

1. Leo Valdez ~ The funniest mechanic and blacksmith in the rock 😂🛠️😜🔥🧡

2. Grover Underwood ~ The sweetest and most clever nature loving Satyr 🤭🌱😖🪻💚

3. Thalia Grace ~ The badass most fierce acrophobic (TWIN 🤞🏾) Hunter I know 😌⚡️🤬 🏹 🩵

4. Nico Di Angelo ~ My grudge holding mcdonald’s loving prince of death 🫣☠️😁🍟🖤

5. Percy Jackson ~ The one who makes all of the tidal waves in my heart as the mist-ical (see what i did there?) prince of the sea 😝🌊😏🌫️💙

#percy jackon and the olympians #the heroes of olympus #leo valdez #grover underwood #thalia grace #nico di angelo #percy jackson

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twinkodium · 5 months

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oscar fell first but lando fell harder

not even gonna say "am i right?" because i know i am

No denial on my part, that’s EXACTLY how it happened. Based on the fact of Oscar being a fanboy of Lando since he joined the same karting team. Already lurking on his insta page and appeared in his likes 😌 The whole 2020 hornet agenda, when he was commenting under Lando’s post and a few days later tagging him just to say hornets are indeed terrifying 🤭🤭 He was following what’s happening to Lando, knowing exactly when he got his first ever podium (revealed in the latest sponsored video), how he forgot Max’s birthday in a stream, how he knows Lando snores loudly (personal experience I’M SURE) and pretending not knowing how many siblings Lando has when he followers Oliver on insta 😏 Tried to not come across as a creep, needed to tune it down a little 😂 Don’t even mention the fact, how he looks at Lando like he hang the moon and thinks he might will disappear if he averts his eyes 🥺 the continuous lip licking when he stares at Lando longer, how his cheeks heat up when Lando gets closer or looking back (especially in the earliest videos), laughing at his stupid jokes like it was the funniest shit ever, doubling over almost falling out of his seat 😂 I noticed how he’s more comfortable lately around Lando, teasing and bullying him occasionally just being sassy on main.

Lando started to look back, used every opportunity to praise Oscar and even sometimes searched for him. Not sure what happened in Austin but they were glued to each other all weekend and the lyrics video killed me big time. Not only Oscar was eyefucking him nonstop and was ready to risk it and kiss Lando right then and there. Being fruity as hell. I really thought Lando is the more flirty one and man, how wrong I was 🤭 Horse riding is his secret talent, horse translates to Lando. He rides till he can’t no more apparently 😏

‘You'll be the prince, and I'll be the princess.’ When this line came up and Lando looked at Oscar I WAS DECEASED. How Oscar absentmindedly finished the lyrics and mind blew Lando, like he has said something extraordinary not just ‘yes’. 🥺

Lando’s love language is teasing and he uses every opportunity to get on Oscar’s nerves, trying to get a reaction out of him. God bless my guy, being chill as a cucumber and only laughing at him. Lando is so obsessed to make him laugh, every time he says something stupid he looks over to Oscar to check his reaction and only allows himself to smile or laugh if Oscar does it too 🥰 I’m sure he got attached to Lando over the first few months even more as he was helping him settle in the team and from their interaction, made sure he’s being loved and taken care of. It probably roped him in even more. ALSO Lando’s obsession of wanting to see Oscar in a thong or how he suggested he should go on a blind dating show like he wouldn’t be the only participant after scaring all the others away😂😂

The house of cards video reminded me of the early ones, when they were quite distant but having fun, only change is they just seemed to be comfortable around each other (not awkward), no need to overplay it just going with the flow.

The instagram recreating videos, OH WHAT A GEM! Clearly shows how Lando is in the leading role (in the team, not sure it applies to anything else 😌), helping Oscar. Giving him his cap, arranging the cards, etc. While Oscar is just staying back, blindly following Lando like a lost puppy. ‘You gotta find a chair, my friend.’ ‘I’m not trying to get a chair.’ 3 sec later. ‘Okay, we have a chair.’ HE CAN’T RESIST AND SAY NO TO LANDO 🤭🤭 We all remember how Oscar said that he was abandoned by his teammate in Silvo, and Lando’s ‘where has he gone?’ line reminded me of that moment. Literally couldn’t see him for 5 seconds and was already looking for him. THE DRINK BOTTLE!! I’m going feral over it, since @zokinus pointed out how Lando’s drink bottle was next to his helmet when they took the first pic, yet he went to snatch Oscar’s instead 😉 INDIRECT KISS INDIRECT KISS 😚

OHHH the road trip video. Still relatively new, and I had to watch it in little parts at first, rewatched later at least three times (especially when I screamed under Audrey’s post) 😂 The fact that Oscar is bigger and taller than Lando makes me scream so HARD, how Lando had to jump to get the keys 🥺 THE INTENSE EYE CONTACT all the way through the video 😭😭 the pictures!!! Oscar holding a fish with Lando being disgusted in the background, the awkward karaoke ones, Lando’s arm around Oscar’s neck while he grabs his waist!! THE SILVO POSE 🥰 the fond expression in Oscar’s eyes when he looks at Lando 🥺🥺🥺 THEY’RE EVERYTHING TO ME AND OWN MY HEART 🥰🥰

Wait, hold on, I almost forgot about the splunk sponsored video. It probably was filmed back around Silverstone, but doesn’t really matter, their dynamic speaks for itself. Lando is a bully once again, being the most annoying bitch ever. But Oscar also enjoys make him suffer and cringe whenever he moves the horn thingy close to his ear before pressing on it HAHAHA

The sparkling eyes as they look at each other MY GOD good for them 🤭🤭

OHH, you know what I almost left out? THE DEBRIEF VIDEOS especially from Japan and Brazil, but also from Zandvoort. Well, Japan, the first double podium. Andrea was LITERALLY cockblocking them. Lando really did place the trophy suggestively in front of his crotch while looking at Oscar when their BOSS were RIGHT THERE!!! Same with Brazil without the trophy foreplay 😂 but staring at each other over Andrea’s head like a married couple who was separated by an annoying family member at a family celebration dinner 😩

AAAAND ZANDVOORT! When the whole lip licking, lip biting started or was the most visible 😭😭 Naw, miss that gif as my header 😪 and talking about that weekend. The weird mask video 👀 Oscar let Lando touch his hair while all of us thought he’d duck away but nope, he let is play out and DID YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?

OKAAAAY, I didn’t expect to rant so much. I’m truly obsessed with them and could talk for hours, but that’s it for today 🧡🧡

#asks #anon #oh lordie a novel like analysis #don’t take this too seriously #purely based on my observations and delusional #some of these are facts some of them are thoughts I’d like to be true 😩😩#Lando & Oscar #my papaya boys 🥹🧡

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