#They’d def look into the cameras like this

[l1m3g0r3]

POV: Ring doorbells

#i made the grayscale ones to make it more realistic or something #They’d def look into the cameras like this #Fnaf #doorbells #nightmarionne #nightmare balloon boy #nightmare bb #ring doorbell memes #because why not

[flynnriderishot]

this may be a lil crazy but can you do a vinnie fic where reader is one of the sturniolo quadruplets? maybe like the fandoms colliding, the “triplets” fans all collectively fake bullying vinnie (I truly feel like if they had a sister she’d be like everybody’s girl crush like maya hawke) and just how they’d be such a cute internet power couple

a/n: i’m so in love with this idea it’s kind of insane 😭 the second i saw it, i started writing. def not the best but i did what i could :)

exposed - v.h

vinnie leant back in his gaming chair as he stared at his screen. he had taken a pause on his game of valorant to focus on the questions or comments his viewers had for him.

one in particular caught his eye

who’s your celebrity crush?

“i don’t really have a celebrity crush. i mean, you guys know how i feel about margot robbie but if i had to pick someone else, i think i’d say yn sturniolo. she’s freaking gorgeous.”

lmaooo 😭

bro get in line

don’t tell him to get in line, he might as well cut to the front 🙄

she’s so pretty

YN ?!?!

“i take it you guys know her?”

know her⁉️ we love her

that’s bae right there😪

love of my life fr 😫

vinnie stifled a laugh as he eyed the way his phone lit up with a text almost immediately after what he said.

yn 💋

gorgeous???

oh, how generous 😔

he had unknowingly made a habit of responding to your texts as quickly as he could. so without much thinking, he reached forward to grab his phone and respond.

vinnie 🤭

gorgeous, beautiful, stunning, absolutely perfect

i can keep going

yn 💋

please do 😌

i’m kidding. pay attention to your stream, your fans are getting curious

he looked up from his phone, his cheeks flushing a bit at the idea of you watching him. his eyes trailed over to the chat,

what’s bro smiling about?

what are the odds he’s actually messaging yn right now?

zero. bro has no game^^

“bro has no game.” he repeated, chuckling slightly, “you’re not wrong. i’ll play one more game of val and i’m off.”

he placed his headphones over his head, shaking his head slightly, hoping he was nonchalant enough to push away their wonders.

•••

you sat in the backseat of the car with your brother, nick as he spoke to the camera set up on the dashboard.

you could hardly pay attention to what was being said with the way chris kept pushing his seat back against your knees.

“stop!” you hit the seat, instantly getting him to start an arguement.

“you stop yelling!”

matt sighed, he had grown used to yours and chris’ banter, having dealt with it for his entire life. he chopped it up to the two of you being the youngest siblings of them all.

though, with the banter came the closeness between you two, so he knew you were only joking. however, the loud groan nick let out told him to get involved before the argument could escalate to anything more.

“leave her alone, chris.”

“she’s messing with me—“

“no, i’m not.” “no she’s not.”

“shut up! question is: who’s your celeb crushes?”

“i don’t think i have one.” matt shrugged,

“i’ll play it safe and say jacob elordi.”

“i’ll go vinnie hacker.”

chris frowned, turning in his seat to look at you, “that’s not your crush, that’s your boyfriend—“

“um— shut the fuck up?”

“dude, what the hell?”

“just cut it out, nick.” he waved off the eldest triplet, turning his attention back to you, “you can’t say your boyfriend is your celebrity crush, that doesn’t count.”

“they don’t know he’s her boyfriend, dumbass.” matt pointed out.

“just say someone else, we’ll re-film it.”

“no, because then it wouldn’t be authentic.” nick rolled his eyes, “i’ll cut her clip out. way to ruin it.”

“shut up! i was confused.”

“you’re always confused.” you scoffed, earning an offended look, “turn around.”

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vincenzohacks WHAT⁉️ @/lovelyyn you seeing this?

| lovelyyn i’m seeing it 🤔

yn.sturniolo bro…

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mattxliamneeson WTF HAPPENED TO HAVING NO GAME 💀😭 @/vinniehacker

secretlysturn not nick exposing them 🌚

| nicksgiraffehat it was technically chris…

>>> secretlysturn ‘it was technically chris 🤓’ nick edited the video 😒

vinniehacker huh

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| letstrip123 this kind of annoys me 🌝

| hackerxsturn IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

hackerslovevin it’s the way nick and chris exposed them and have yet to comment 😭

| nicolassturniolo we messed up… @/christophersturniolo

>>> christophersturniolo yeah…

yn.sturniolo @/matthew.sturniolo have i mentioned how you’re my favorite brother?

| matthew.sturniolo once or twice 🤷‍♂️

| christophersturniolo it wasn’t my fault 🙄

| @/yn.sturniolo @/vinniehacker sorry ?

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#nick sturniolo #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #vinnie hacker x you #vinnie hacker blurb #vinnie hacker x reader #vinnie hacker imagines #vinnie hacker imagine #vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker fluff #vinnie x reader

[planet-dusk]

i sent this skz x 9th member!reader to another creator but forgot who it was so i’m sending it here too i guess. enjoy

i féel like the boys would def be little pervs towards their girl member. like “cuddling” her in the car on the way to places, having her sit in their lap during lives and stuff, constantly watching her boobs in tank tops during practice, etc something tells me chan or minho would be the biggest pervs out of the older boys but they know how to be subtle with it. meanwhile jisung and maybe jeongin are the the young ones who go absolutely crazy over anything. like her boobs could be out a little bc her tops are flimsy so they grab a handful and are lowkey fondling her but using the excuse that it’s helping keep her boobs in her bra or something. she’d def be very clueless but not entirely. like she knows that bc she’s a girl and they’re all guys, they have urges too. walking around the house in short and tight clothes, asking sexual questions, singing and dancing to sexy songs, etc they’d probably have a corruption kink too because of her “innocent but not really” aura. she’s innocent in the way that she’s just clueless when anyone so much as hits on her, likes her, try’s to make a move, etc

idk this was a while ago so maybe it’s just ramblings from my brain.

🏷️ perversion, noncon somno for jisung's part, corruption, fingering, oral (f + m), masturbation, unprotected sex, mc is called baby, kitten, doll, pretty, toy, slut

as the oldest and the leader of the group chan should know better. but you're so cute when you wake up early and your eyes are still puffy with sleep. he can't help but let his gaze linger on your bare legs, picturing his face between your thighs. sometimes when you join him on channie's room he'll run his teasing fingers over your clothed slit, enjoying the way you squirm and hide your hot face in your hands, pretending you're camera shy.

"keep still, baby. you know how much the fans love it when you look all cute and flustered."

minho is always helpful, offering you private dance lessons to hone your skills. he can be strict with the other members but he's noticed how embarrassed you get when he praises you. "you're doing so well, kitten," he whispers into your ear while he adjusts your position. you avert your eyes and try to focus on the way your body moves. he's smirking at you through the mirror, his hands skimming your ass more than necessary. when you're all warmed up and sweaty he bends you over and grinds his hard cock against your clothed pussy. "let's stretch some more."

"i know you can do it," changbin encourages when your voice cracks again. he turns off his laptop and enters the recording booth. "hey, don't cry," he wipes your tears away with his thumbs and you sniffle. you're fucking up your lines. badly.

"do you trust me?" he asks and you nod, letting him spread your legs. with a puzzled face you watch him crouch down and nuzzle the inside of your thigh. "you just need to relax, baby... you're straining too much when you get anxious. let me help you."

hyunjin is your roommate. he's a calm and quiet guy so you don't mind having him around. but on some nights you wake up to muffled gasps and groans coming from his side of the room. if you didn't know any better you'd have sworn some of his moans sound like your name. afraid to let him know you're awake you stay quiet and stare at the ceiling. your own hand slips into your pyjama pants to rub quick circles on your swollen clit, desperate to cum in time with him.

"ssh, it's me," jisung shushes you with a hand clasped over your mouth. you blink at him groggily, feeling two of his fingers slipping in and out of your wet hole with ease. he must've been playing with you for a while. "hyunjin's taking a shower and told me to wake you up." he snuggles against your back and you gasp into his palm when he replaces his fingers with his thick cock. "be a good doll for me now, pretty. we don't have much time before he comes back."

felix is the first to turn your relationship with them into something more than strictly collegial. "we're not colleagues, or friends, or family," he tugs you onto his lap and purrs into your ear, "we're something more." his fingers reach into your shorts and press against your clothed slit, making your head spin. "feel how soaked these panties are for me, doll? you know i'm telling the truth. what we've got is something special."

seungmin is your vocal training partner. when you stay late in the studio to practice he stays with you. his unconventional training methods are your little secret; he'd told you the others can't know a thing because they would get jealous, so you do as told. seungmin makes you feel special. you know he'd do everything for his favorite member.

"sluts like you need to have their throats trained," he groans and thrusts his cock deeper. "how else are you ever going to hit those notes?"

jeongin can never keep his hands off you when you're getting dressed for your stages. he gropes at your tits and tugs on your clothes. "these skirts keep getting shorter," he shakes his head and frowns. "everyone in the audience will be able to see your safety shorts. but you know you belong to us, don't you?" he grins and you squeal when his fingers slip between your thighs and locate your clit with ease. the barest hint of pressure against the fabric has you panting, proving his point. "no matter how many people cheer for you, you're our toy."

#stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids hard hours #skz hard hours #stray kids imagines #skz imagines #stray kids headcanons #skz headcanons #stray kids x reader #skz x reader #stray kids fanfic #skz fanfic #tw: perversion #tw: noncon #;skz blurbs

[leclerced]

omg “you guys need a better camera man” where they invite danny to join them. he gets all cocky and excited because why wouldn’t he? but then the day of, it starts to set in like, this is max. his best friend. he’s about to fuck his best friend and his best friends girlfriend. he stills goes but they realise that he’s not as into it as they thought hed be and max would be telling her “how about you show him just how much we want him to be here”

im sad bc app once again crashed 😭

danny’s just baby

he’s so excited about it until he gets there and they’re just hanging out for awhile and he starts getting nervous because he remembers these are his friends, i feel like they’d be really touchy, moreso than usual. i can see them sitting on the couch and he takes the arm chair because it's his usual spot when he hangs out, but they think he wants to wait and chat a bit more and then after like twenty minutes max is like, so danny, you liked our little video? and he jokes about them being amateur porn stars. they joke a bit more ab it, max tells him he should see the video he took was recording when he told her danny wanted to fuck her and she came at the thought. he'd be really surprised and ask if they were really that excited? she'd immediately say, "why wouldn't we be? oh my god have you looked in a mirror?" and max just nods and grins. he'd say he thought it was an accident, didn't really think they'd want him to join them.

they can tell he’s nervous so max tells her to go show him how excited and she goes to straddle him in his chair. she asks if it’s okay and he can barely say yes because he's so nervous. she cups his cheeks and kisses him so softly, puts her all into it and he just melts into her touch. once they start making out i can see max talking a lot, telling daniel how excited she is and that she's always thought he was hot. daniel would pull away and breathless, he'd jokingly ask "are you excited too?" before max can answer, she would, "look at him babe, see how hard he is just watching us kiss? and he's got that look in his eye." danny could die happy hearing her call him babe so casually. it would make him feel so comfortable, and then he's looking at max and seeing how fucked out he looks and he has no doubts.

i can see max calling the shots, telling them to move over to the couch. daniel sits down next to max, where she had been sitting and pats his lap for her to rejoin him but she nudges his legs apart and kneels between them and asks if she can suck him off. i feel like normally he's mouthy but he doesn't know what he can and can't say so he'd just moan and tell her how good she feels. when he gets close he tells her to stop because he still wants to fuck her, but max says he can come more than once. daniel comes to learn through the night that max gets what max wants, she follows his every beck and call and is on her best behavior for them. max would def film it, and they would take turns recording each other fuck orgasms out of her, passing the still recording phone to one another as they swap positions.

#ask #anon #mv1/dr3

[outofmydepthatapublicbeach]

hiii! could you write something about Naomi dating a bassist In a famous rock band?

jj chats: hiii!! i love this idea so so much!!! love all the MUNA requests i am getting!!! <3

warnings: RPF, no use of y/n

feedback is encouraged and i'd love to get some just please be kind!!!

I feel like Naomi would go to all of your concerts, a lot of the time they’d stay backstage, cheering you on from there. But I could definitely see them surprise you and show up in the crowd!!! 

Like they’d text you pre show and tell you to look out for the person wearing the neon green top hat, and you’d be very confused until you get out on stage and see Naomi cheering for you, with a ridiculously large neon green top hat on.

Since the both of you are big time musicians, and paparazzi exist… There are quite a lot of photos of your private moments like dates or just errands that were taken from hidden cameras.

You two have come up with a solution, you put on crazy disguises when you go out in public, going as far as wearing wigs. You have a private instagram account that you just have close friends and family added where you post a selfie of the two of you, or like a full length mirror pic with the caption with like two made up names, really playing into these persona’s yall have created. Like “Duke of the Horses and Rose Petal out to the pizza parlor”

Yall have yet to be caught.

I could see Naomi getting one of their favorite lyrics from one of your band's songs tattooed on them. 

Y’all def have just music making sessions where you just play random chords/melodies for a few hours to try and create something

I could see your band and MUNA being very close, like they hangout all the time, go to each other's concerts.

I am imagining that the reader is in a rock band that is more popular than MUNA, so I could see if your band goes on tour they invite MUNA as openers and stuff. 

Kinda like how boygenius would come out during MUNA’s set, your band would come out and play your instruments as backup, you would of course be close to Naomi.

Omg!!! I could see you really concentrating while playing and Naomi just coming up behind you, wrapping their arms around your waist and nuzzling their face into your neck!!

Y’all would support each other through anything and always be around to ask for musical advice and help with instrument things!!! 

They could teach you synths!!!

You could sit in while they produce MUNA’s records and give pointers or suggestions!!

You’d be the first to hear any of their new music, and Naomi would be one of the first to hear any of your group's new music.

Y’all would constantly be repping each other's merch!!!

#naomi mcpherson x reader #muna x reader #naomi mcpherson fluff #naomi mcpherson au #naomi mcpherson fanfic #jj writes #anon #requests open

[starry-hughes]

on a hike with dog

i like this one bc charlie would def want dog to be there

charlie doesn’t think anything of it. a walk on a day that neither of them are working, trevor is home, it’s a nice day out. trevor almost panicked when charlie was suggesting they stay in bed, he had begged the team photographer to do the photos and knew he would never hear the end of it if charlie and trevor didn’t show.

trevor said it was cool outside which led to him throwing an outfit to charlie that he knew she wouldn’t mind being in for photos. he suggested that after the hike they’d go for breakfast and maybe the pet store so it was easier to convince charlie to wear appropriate clothes for a proposal and not question it. trevor wanted to be silent, he was truly lost in thought, overthinking but he was forcing himself to talk, if he didn’t talk, it would alert charlie that something was off.

“it’s pretty out here,” charlie commented softly as they walked up a small hill area to see a good view of the sunrise. trevor glanced around, seeing the team photographer hiding with a camera ready. the dog happily sat at charlie’s feet as they admired the sunset. “see aren’t you glad i got you up for this walk!”

she rolled her eyes and the moment she looked away, he got on one knee. “charlie..” he started and she looked back to trevor and realized what was happening, her mouth falling open. “i am so in love with you, and i want to spend every moment with you.”

charlie was at a lost of words, a state of pure shock. “yes,” she finally got out after the air returned to her lungs.

#charlie and trevor

[differenteagletragedy]

hi, taylor swift mc anon here! i have an idea and please hear me out… global superstar singer mc (probably taylor-coded), prob on a big world tour like the eras tour. they invite their partner(s) (leaving room for poly :)) to like the first or second concert night, like verbally says “you def have to come to this one 😏” or something. partner comes to the concert cause they love their mc and are so proud of them cause mc’s been practicing and rehearsing for their world tour for a while. AND then, during the concert, their partner gets a full on view of mc doing the vigilante shit dance (or something very similar). like oh my god, how would their partner(s) react? honestly they’d prob go crazy but like have to contain themselves cause they’re in public LMAO! even better is if mc makes eye contact with them/the camera and winks like they KNOW what they’re doing!

Hello Taylor Swift MC anon, you are always welcome here! For context for those who may not know, the "Vigilante Shit" dance is a sexy dance with a chair, lots of self touching and so on.

-- Cove is SO embarrassed. He's read and covering his face and maybe some tears pop up because he is just overwhelmed. He doesn't think you're doing anything bad obviously, he's proud of you and he knows how hard you worked, but this is PROVOCATIVE and he's a shy boy.

-- He'll tell you he liked it later in private though.

-- But if any cameras spot him and try to get his reaction he will crawl in a hole and die.

-- Your fans notice and think he is the cutest thing that ever happened. Memes everywhere.

-- Derek is INTO IT, he's whooping and hollering from the VIP area. He's dancing too, just so excited for you up there killing it.

-- I'm telling you, whatever you do, Derek is going to be your number one fan.

-- He's also wearing your merch.

-- He's leaning over to anyone who will listen, screaming "THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND/PARTNER!" He'll point to you too, like it's a secret who he's talking about.

-- Fans will also notice him because that is the kind of support you need, good for you. Also hot.

-- Baxter will sit there smirking because what else does he ever do lol (I love him).

-- He may or may not have had a hand in your choreography. Nothing major, you have someone hired for that, but he's got some ideas he's willing to share.

-- So he's just standing there still, watching and smirking, then at the end he gives a polite little clap.

-- But on the inside he's "asflkajsdkfjksldjflksdfk."

-- Fans ALSO notice him (they always notice) because he looks so quietly into you and they like that.

#our life beginnings and always

[birdo-is-here]

how likely i believe i am to win in a fight with the Helpers, as inspired by Jammy’s post

Narrator: Oh for sure, absolutely destroy this mf, 100%

Cameraman: Not at all i am Dead on the Floor all they need to do is throw the camera at me and i am GONE

Delivery Man: He could def take me if his heart was in it somehow like i hurt Milk or smth but if we’re just fighting to fight i’d probably win

Milkman: Same with Del but he wouldn’t just defeat me he’d actually kill me i think

Therapist: absolutely not bro i won’t even be able to fight her you’re physically incapable of holding a grudge on her she could beat the shit outta me and id let her

Knock-Off: Depends on the form they’re taking, i reckon

Gift Giver: Steal the box, they no longer know where they are. EZ win

Interviewer: I think they’d not only win in a fight against me but they’d also be able to make it look like i lost against myself somehow

Reporter: They could beat the shit outta me for sure. Don’t get me wrong I think i’d still win but im beaten and bloodied ygm

Guide: Absolutely not, this fucker used to be a [redacted for lore purposes], do you know how much willpower that takes??? All she needs to do is look at me a certain way and i crumble

Conductor: I can reduce this man to dust. This is a literal skeleton he is the most fragile motherfucker here if i don’t win against this guy i don’t win against any of them

and two extra

Robin: I’d lose but only because there’s no body for me to be fighting. If he had a body its an easy win

Clean-Up Crew: I’d win but it’s only by default because none of them showed up in the first place

#birdo’s silly little guys #birdo babbles #birdo babbles about the sillies #cjrp shenanigans #<- gonna start using this tag bc yes

[chazmcfreelyhater]

MSA: Naomi Arena

(In a period of particularly strong brain rot I did in fact write all of Naomi’s Dispatch Agent responses)

3 Charisma

2 Supernatural

Recruitment Message: “HIIII! I’m SO excited to uncover CRIME AND MISCONDUCT!!! LET’S GO!”

Goodbye Message: “Hey, no hard feelings! Go get ‘em, Y/N!”

(Missions are under the cut!)

Assistant Librarian:

“I hate libraries. Usually I just like to make castles out of the books and use erasers as tiny soldiers and princesses. That is a MUCH better way to spend your time.”

Legendary Cheese:

“IT COMES OUT WARM! Y/N! IT IS WAAARM!”

The Sadness Parade:

“If we run far enough we’ll have to find something, right? I’m going. If I’m not back by tonight… uh… I’ll probably show up.”

Equipment Recovery:

“You guys carry epi-pens, right? I don’t want to miss out on the mission but I… I will probably die.”

Blue Thing:

“It’s such a pretty colour! I think Makoto would look so good in a dress that shade! Don’t you?”

High School Yearbook:

“I signed her book once, but I feel like I should be doing more! Should I go pester some more students or forge the names of my family?”

(Students!)= “Bad call, Y/N. I think everyones annoyed at the both of us now. I hope Makoto isn’t angry at me…”

(Family!)= “Haha, I’d like to see them deny these signatures! Makoto’s basically a part of the family anyway, so I bet they’d be happy to have their names included! That makes another 8!”

OMG Glowsticks:

“What’s your favourite colour of glowstick? Mine is DEF purple, but it has the worst taste. Red is a lot better in that field.”

Magical Assistant:

“Oooh, if I do a good enough job do I get to wear one of those robes with stars on them? I’ve always wanted one of those!”

Yeti Begins:

“Has he tried retracing his steps? His footprints are very recognisable! If you squint a little bit they sort of look like stretched-out smiley faces!”

I Drilled Too Deep:

“Have they tried extinguishing yet? Maybe if we get it wet it won’t be a fire monster, just a regular one! Actually, that might still need thought.”

Pig, Camera, Action:

“I love the movies! I can’t go with Makoto, though, because her eyes are too bright and the security always think it’s a flashy video camera and we get kicked out.”

Ol’ Gabby’s Mine:

“I’m not claustrophobic, but this mine is a bit short, don’t you think? My head is touching the top, and I’m already crouched down. OH- maybe if I crawl I'll find more things!!!”

TOBOR’s Destiny:

“TOBOR is so cool! I think his destiny HAS to be something like “become famous” or “be super duper loved and cool”. Or maybe he’s just a robot. Robots are awesome!”

Reagent Run:

“I FOUND GRASS! That can be used! It could be garnish! Wendy better thank me for my innovation.”

Episode X:

“I LOOOVVVEEE STARCRUISER X! My favourite episode was the one where they found that planet of androids and then the tall one fell in love with one of them and- oh. Jenny just informed me that I might have dreamed that.”

Roadie Despair:

“These mics are really good! I have to remember to snag Annie’s supplier so I can get some when I perform next! I’ve got an album in the works: “Y/N is really cool but they need a nap.” Title to be secured as of yet.”

The Extremest Case:

“I have thought of sooo many stunts for him but he always says “nooooo, Naomi, that’s gonna get me killed,” or “that’s arson” or “that’s impossible’ or “no, I don’t want to come with you to the craft store.” Not my fault I’m too cool for him. He is so rude to me.”

What’s the F?:

“I actually know! It stands for “mistreatment of your daughter!””

MorcuCorp Stakeout:

“I’ve listened to every Asteroid Triplets album three times so far. When are they gonna make a move?”

Failing Forest:

“Aw, this is so sad to look at. I can tell that in full bloom this forest would be a gorgeous place to go stargazing.”

Tainted Broth:

“Can I try some? Can I try some of the frog broth? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?”

Snake on the Loose:

“Mr Venom was my best ever study buddy because he would slither over my books so I couldn’t see them! I hope we find him soon, Liberty takes the best care of him.”

The Bushido Case:

“SWORDS! SWORDS! SWORDS! SWORDS!”

Pizza Investigation:

“One time me and Chaz ordered pizza because we were bummed out and then I put jelly beans and marshmallows on mine and he put cheese singles and hot sauce on his and then my twin walked in and looked at us like they wanted us dead.”

The Finest Blade:

“My finest blade is a rollerblade. You should see me on the rink. I’m kidding, obviously. I’m essentially useless here.”

Train Jimmy:

“I think what he needs is some good old fashioned positive reinforcement, so whenever he rolls a good piece of sushi I’m going to sprinkle him with glitter.”

Red Buddy:

“FINALLY, I have permission to put unfamiliar and possibly dangerous subjects in my mouth. This is MY MISSION, Y/N!”

The Prominence:

“This set needs more stars on it. I think the curtains should be galaxy print- actually, no, then everyone would just be looking at the curtains. I’ll keep brainstorming.”

Gonk Need Food, Badly:

“If I was a caveman, I’d probably want something plain and acquainted to my natural-based preferences. However, I am not, and it will be reminisce of me not to give this little man some popping candy.”

Writer's Block:

“The night sky shifts slowly,

While every minute passes,

I didn’t plan this far ahead.

I just wanted it to rhyme with ‘gases’. Because toilet humour makes goth boy angry.

Thank you.”

Candypaluna:

“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y/N I’M IN SPACE!!!!! NAOMI ARENA IS AMONGST THE COSMOS BABY!”

Prom Date:

“She’s looking for a date? What kind of date? What’s her type? I can’t just go up and ask her what her type is! Should I ask her? Y/N, do you think she wants me to ask her?”

Blade of Destiny:

“My siblings love to steal things from me as well. Like my best snacks. I act like I don’t mind but I do. This is war.”

Penguin Style:

“I’m just gonna tuck my knees under my skirt and waddle around. I’ll think of the fighting part in a second.”

Magical Disaster:

“They’re kinda owning this, actually. I think I can braid Butter’s beard and add little slips and flowers and then maybe she’ll look a bit less like she wants to commit murder.”

Music That Moves You:

“These beats are soooo good! Personally, I like to go for music that’s just noises with no pattern but Candy sure knows what she’s doing!”

Time For Toast:

“I’m back in the 1800s, I think. I am immensely underdressed! Everyone looks so cute and I still have no toast!”

Cocoa Science:

“Hot chocolate is my favourite drink next to milkshakes, smoothies, melted ice cream and mouthwash.”

F, Robot:

“WE ALREADY HAD ONE! WE DIDN’T NEED ANOTHER ONE! Unless he’s gonna build a giant TOBOR and Makoto. Double the fun.”

Sewer Search:

“This isn’t so bad! I’m becoming one with the sewage- oh. No, I changed my mind. There’s a diaper right by my head.”

Trouble With Truffles:

“Where’s the nearest truffle farm? They can’t be that rare, can they? I might just go buy some, can I use the SPA card?”

Protection Detail:

“How many weapons are we allowed? This is IMPORTANT, Y/N. How can we take this seriously without good tools? I want a flamethrower, please.”

H4XXORD3D:

“One time my Minipets account got hacked. I lost 8 tigers and a horse. It was the 15th worst day of my life.”

Justice for Justice:

“Justice has given me more temporary tattoos that I can count. I am NEVER going to anybody else. Those guys probably use doodie ink or something.”

The Longest Voyage:

“I feel like a pirate, Y/N! This is so much fun- first one to see a mermaid wins.”

Snack Thief:

“Oh this is abysmal. Anybody guilty of snack theft should be fired immediately. Unless it’s me because I’m cute and silly.”

Missing Bugs:

“They aren’t big bugs, are they? I don’t really like getting all crawled over by big bugs…”

Suckers Sabotage:

“Aw, this poor guy, he’s getting all worked up! I’m gonna make him a little flower crown to cheer him up.”

One More Time:

“Oh no! My nail is broken! Oh, and my entire family has moved out of the country without me but I’m trying my best not to address that!”

#i also wrote some for chaz and my other oc #oc: naomi #this was gen fun id like to think abt her canon dialogue more #like how she works w shirley on main street #and also is at tra #but isnt part of the love triangle she just eggs her brother on the whole time #mine #mysims #mysims game #oc #mysims agents #the tobor one did have a reference to my friends oc but shes not on tumblr and its not my place to share 🫵

[scoobydoo-andnancytoo]

Reading Secrets Can Kill but I Share My Every Thought Chapters 9-13

- big anticipation built in the end of the last chapter w "confrontation is imminent" and then nancy is just like "there's no one there" immediately, v exciting - "this tape will never win an Oscar but it's the most interesting movie I've ever seen!" i know the author felt soooo clever for that one - Connie is a shoplifter !!!!! and stole the bracelet and i wonder how they went from jewelry thief to Girlboss Judo Champ - Hal stole SAT answer books and do they even keep those in schools? maybe they did but def not anymore so thats interesting - they're theorizing that Jake gave Hal the idea to steal the SAT answers to blackmail him later bc he would've had to set up the cameras in advance to catch him doing it on tape - Nancy's dad surprised her w the Ford mustang gt convertible she wanted so she's prob at least a LITTLE bit grateful Jake cut her brakes

- she tells nancy ab the blackmail tape and he has a blank look on his face which she mistakes for being too stunned to react, no girly he just doesn't want you to find out what Jake was blackmailing him with!!! - she basically tells him where the tape is !!!!! bad move girl bad move !! - still can't get over her describing daryl as sexy im sorry - nancy sprinkles in smth ab Hal doing essays for jake in convo w him - she asks him for SAT advice too "how'd you do that? or is that a secret" - he's WAY too nervous and scared of her bringing it up to be a murderer imo but also he might think nancy is going for Blackmail pt 2 - she's basically confronting everyone ab their blackmail stuff trying to be a lil subtle and w walt she brings up Jake and him telling her ab it and he is NOT happy ab it - nancy thought walt was gonna hit her for a sec omg maybe he is on roids after all - NANCY MENTIONS JUDO!!!! she's done Judo classes and that's where they take it from ig :) - Jake knew Connie was a lil shoplifter bc her getting caught taking a jacket was in her school file for w/e reason - Connie was gonna RETURN the bracelet but he made her wear it and then took it himself - she's like "he made me do everything he asked" and then shudders and says "everything" again and i don't THINK they'd put him blackmailing her for sexual favors in a nancy drew book but it sure feels implied - Connie is devastated that nancy thinks she might have killed him but Walt is def the most likely suspect of the 3 she's looking at - daryl insists on seeing the tape, prob to make sure he isn't on it - they start kissing on her couch while the tape is running and i wonder if he kissed her so he could keep his eyes on the tape while she's distracted - nancy gets caught making out w daryl by bess and george and then IMMEDIATELY after he leaves Ned calls 🤭 - he's all "I miss you" and nancy is like "me too" liar - she's so funny like ohhh daryl is exciting but ned is the one i love, i hope he doesn't know - but then she throws a "wasn't he?" at the end of Ned being the one she loves !!!!!!!! she's gonna be so disappointed in daryl "treason" gray once she knows - nancy left the tape running while she and daryl were making out and bess and george are gonna turn it off while she's on the phone so they'll prob catch the stuff ab daryl? - Ned is coming down from university to see nancy and he's all excited but nancy is going to the dance with daryl 😭 sorry her not telling him seems soooo shady with how she's talking and thinking ab this - yep george just did a "there's something you should see...." dw nancy your dating problem is about to be solved rq!!! - he goes to a diner called the red caboose to meet w a Shady Guy handing him an envelope so ig that's where they came up with Maxine's as a location - tbh the clips of him as nancy described it do not reveal a thing that i can tell aside from that he was doing smth shady which nancy agrees - nancy wondering if daryl was gonna kill her if he saw himself on the tape but hey girl look on the bright side!!! u can break ur date w daryl without issue - they're gonna investigate the places daryl went to try and figure out what was up with that - bess has a new bf Alan who's band is playing at the dance so im sure that'll be important somehow - the red caboose is right by a US gov building and uh i feel like in front of a US gov building fenced in as private property that prob has security cameras is Not where you should do your envelope hand-off with a shady character but what do i know, I've never committed treason before - im assuming it'll still be treason he's committing - the building is an air force defense plant "up to their arms in secrets" w blueprints for bombs and missile detection gadgets, i know Nancy's stomach hurts rn and it is def still treason - bess is trying to come up w other alternatives like "oh maybe he just started a private messenger service!" lol - he dropped the envelope off at a USSR building - searchlights then come from the building and a car is heading straight for Nancy's new convertible 😱 both her insurance and her dad will be SICK if she has a SECOND car crash in one book and this one is brand new too! - they veer away to try and get off the property and two men in black jumpsuits w guns jump in front of the car to stop nancy from getting away - this is so very comical to picture - she manages to get out of the property but now there's a High Speed car chase w an unmarked van after them - yep car crash pt 2 lmao her dad is gonna be sooooooo pissed, tho i feel like they could've done smth more original here - now nancy goes thru the light while it's yellow and when it turns to red the villains chasing them stop for a sec and then run it which is so funny bc why wouldn't they. they're literally trying to kill you why would they stop ???? lol - nancy says smth ab where are the cops when you need them but then is glad they aren't there bc the diplomat would be fine but "nancy would have one of two option, blow her cover or get arrested, neither of which was very appealing" and firstly, still a good chance she'd get arrested anyways and also ?? i feel like she doesn't need the "regular high school transfer student!" cover anymore like girl you have 90% of what you need, the USSR people are after you whether they know you're a Girl Detective of not? - they get out of it by...going to busy pizza parlor and they're just casually getting food instead of idk calling the cops or Nancy's dad at least - i keep getting Carla Dalton and Brenda Carlton mixed up srsly they're so similar name wise and for what and now they're at the pizza place together - it's not daryls dad company secrets he's selling/courriering btwn the plant and the ussr building but still cannot get over that the defense guy giving away US military secrets does it right in front of the building like not even on the side of the red caboose or somewhere more secretive - bess is like "do you really think daryl would do something like that" about killing Jake and uh if he's involved in the selling of DEFENSE secrets and thought he was gonna get caught i think he'd be capable of that!!! - yep she's making a plot to get daryl to confess at the dance and yes it involves Alan somehow - this feels v much like a scooby doo trap setting moment 👀 - nancy asks george to come too and she's like "but i don't have a date!!" and nancy says she has one for her and george complains that she doesn't like blind dates. guys you're literally going to catch a murderer or at the very least a spy involved in treason. is that rlly what's important here???😭

#coercion cw #cw coercion #never thought id be tagging that in a Nancy Drew post #sorry guys this is a long one! #but im almost done #nancy drew #secrets can kill

[connorbrownbakes]

Baking Show Things

Introducing this year’s bakers:

Connor:

London-based Connor is this year’s youngest baker at only 19. Once fond of experimenting with potions-making, Connor discovered an even greater passion for experimenting with bakes in the Hogwarts kitchens at 15. When he isn’t baking for his family and friends, Connor enjoys gardening, muggle films, and princess tea parties with his niece and his newly adopted cat, Leia. (Note: Gardening = weed lmao)

Connor gives interview about Quidditch Week 

“I’m actually terrified of heights. So even watching quidditch from up in the stands at school was a bit horrifying, never mind being on a broomstick,” he admitted with a sheepish chuckle. “Last time I went on one was ‘cause I had this stupid crush on someone who’s really into flying, thought I’d impress them by getting lessons but ended up just eating dirt in front of ‘em,” he added on, because he was Connor and he couldn’t seem to shut up even when talking to an interviewer who was gonna put this on the wireless and into the weekly bake off magazine and people were apparently interested enough in him that they’d probably hear it. “Wow, I wish I hadn’t just told you that,” he said with a flustered chuckle. “Anyways, hopefully this bake goes better than that. I’m doing a, er, combination of quidditch-inspired macarons. We’ve got strawberry rhubarb quaffles, dark chocolate coffee bludgers, and lemon snitches. Might’ve bit off a bit more than I can chew but if I can pull it off how I practiced I think they’ll turn out nice. I’m mostly worried about having enough time to do the decoration.” 

(This is like week 3 or 4 I’d guess. Connor already getting sort of a following for being cute and unsure of himself and then his bakes being at the top, and here’s where all the girls in London decide they want him to date them lmao)

Bread Week Interview:

Connor gets asked what inspired his signature bake (savory focaccia with herbs, tomato, and olives). 

“I just got into breads more recently, actually. I mean, I’ve always enjoyed making a good loaf of sourdough or some good rolls, but I just recently started experimenting more with adding different flavors to my breads. I was actually inspired from a uh--” Connor barely managed to stop himself from saying it was someone he fancied, which would have been an even bigger disaster after quidditch week. He’d sound like some lovestruck loser if all his bakes were inspired by some bloke he had a crush on, that everyone assumed was some bird he had a crush on. At least there was that. “A friend who told me bread was just empty calories,” he said, hoping he just seemed nervous because of the baking competition. “Wanted to prove there could be some more sustenance to it, ya know? So I did some experimenting and stumbled onto this combination that I think works really nicely. Hopefully the judges like it.” (Insert Connor getting teased about still not being confident the judges will like his bakes). 

(I feel like this one leads to mass speculation about whether Connor has a gf xP)

VARIOUS OTHER CLIPS:

- Connor joking around with the sweet old ladies who clearly love him, by the end of the season he’s showing up to the tent in jumpers they knitted for him (they bring out your eyes, Connor!). The most embarrassing is the week after he wins star baker he shows up in a hand-knitted jumper with a big star on it, clearly embarrassed, and the hosts ask about it and Connor says “Gladys made me this lovely jumper to congratulate me on last week. I was surprised by how fast she made it.” Gladys chimes in like “I’ve been working on it for weeks, dear, I knew it was only a matter of time before you won star baker.” Connor: “Gladys you’re just too sweet to me, look how nice this jumper is. Gladys has offered to teach me to make my own after this.” (Connor showing it to the cameras, and photos of him in that jumper def are highlighted in the accompanying photos/magazine lol). Gladys: “If you have time, what with all the ladies you’ll be busy with after.” Gladys winks at the camera and Connor blushes again. “I swear you women here are more invested in my love life than my own grandmother! Hi gran, I love you,” he adds with a smile and a wave at the camera. 

- There is for sure a week where his showstopper bake is princess tea-party themed (maybe biscuit week? where they have to make structured cookies and he does like a cookie princess dollhouse) inspired by Kit and she gets a shout-out. “I promised my niece Kit I’d do a bake just for her, and this is it. I also promised my brother I’d tell her she can’t eat any of the practice bakes I gave her before bed, so--hear that, Kit? No cookies before bed in view of your dad.” Cue a mischievous grin and wink at the camera for Kit. 

- Connor comforting the other bakers when things don’t go well and helping them out where he can

- Connor being SO NERVOUS about EVERY BAKE even when he’s done and it’s sitting there looking wonderful and the judges give him consistently positive feedback. 

- Connor winning star baker and being absolutely floored and then an interview saying he still can’t believe he won it and how great all the other bakers did and he just hopes he can keep baking this well.

- Connor def becomes one of the hosts’ favorite contestants to go talk to and tease with bc he always starts rambling but he never gets mad about it and just laughs at himself

- He def gets asked about his love life (teasingly) by one of the hosts once he starts getting talked about. “So Connor, we hear your success on the show so far may also be helping your love life, anything you want to say to all your admirers out there?” Connor turns bright red, much to the host’s delight, and answers something like “Er, still not much of a love life over here, but I um, appreciate all the support. I mean it’s really nice that um, people seem to like me and like what I’m doing here. I don’t think I’m really doing anything all that special. I’m just happy to be here. Think I’m just trying to focus on my baking right now, you know?”  

Host: “So no word from your quidditch cutie?” 

Connor: Turns an even brighter shade of red and lets out a nervous laugh, probably drops the cookie he’s frosting. “I--no, uh no word. I don’t think they even watch this show, which is probably for the best. I mean, don’t need to be reminding them of the time I fell off a broom in front of them, do I? Think it’s a lost cause, anyway.” (more nervous laughter and the host takes pity)

Host: Now, now, chin up Connor! Everyone in this tent can see how lovely you are, anyone who can’t isn’t worth your time, are they? Barbara, don’t you have a granddaughter who wants to meet this dashing young man?” 

Barbara (sweet old lady): Oh, Connor already knows about my big plans to introduce him to my grandbaby once we’re done baking. 

(More blushing from Connor as Barbara gives him a cheeky wink because grandbaby absolutely means grandson but she obv won’t say that on air)

Connor (to the host): Barbara already knows I can’t say no to her, so I guess I’ll be going on a blind date after this. (More flustered laughing). 

(And the baking show fan world melts down bc how dare barbara’s dumbass granddaughter get dibs on Connor lmao). 

- Finally Connor end in final 3, coming in second (to either Barbara or Gladys who had just done wonderfully the whole time and has been lovely to everyone and Connor’s so pleased for her). Connor’s end interview just like: “I’m just absolutely chuffed for Barbara, she’s an impeccable baker and she really nailed this last set of bakes. Of course it’s a bit disappointing not to win, isn’t it, but at the beginning I just kept thinking I was about to be sent home every week and now here I am at the top three, it’s amazing. This has been such a lovely experience and I’m so pleased I got to meet all these fantastic bakers and compete with them and learn from them. I’ve made lifelong friendships here and I’ve grown a lot as a baker, don’t think there’s much more I could ask for than that is there?” 

#hc #baking show #bake off #idk just a lil collection of snippets for when connor is on the baking show xD

[growsinspirals]

soo this past summer, i had the opportunity to participate in @theschoolofmakingthing ‘s IMMERSION 4.0 VR 360° video creation lab, Summer Residency Program, in partnership with @cucalorus film foundation. i played an awful lot lol. w/ sound, w/ vr cameras, with adobe premier 😅, in the atlantic ocean, along the boardwalk, at a state park in brackish water, with butterflies, w/ horses, in compost, on a skateboard, with fire, in a place that felt really familiar to me growing up in va along the coast only a couple hours away. we got to spend 3 weeks in wilmington nc, researching and absorbing the history of place, engaging with nature, living, creating, cooking, doing skillshares w/ and for each other. truly immersive! lol i also gathered madd footage for this short VR film i directed called “Record Warped on.tha Daily” that will be showing in Wilmington NC at the Cucalorus Film Festival in Mid-November (11/16 - 11/20). also too, i’m not sure if you’re aware, the school of making thinking has an active crowd sourcing campaign to launch their Artist Leadership Training Program. it’d be a good look to support if you can. this immersion definitely put a battery in my back and got connected with a community that’s madd encouraging and supportive. it’d be dope if they’d be able to expand their capacity to reach more artists (especially artists who are from disproportionately marginalized communities*). def peep the link in their bio for more info and if you’d like to support super grateful to have been able to be in community with such an amazing group of ppl. s/o to everyone involved, including @kissingtherain, @kesswa, @beautifulsoapbox, @mariabarbist, @mcfahnestock, @ks.brewer, fenton, @lizclaytonscofield, dan @stefanibyrdstudio .. slide 1: 🪞 @cucalorus slide 2 & 3 📸 by @beautifulsoapbox :scenes from a sound design skillshare i led 🎛🎚🎛🔉🔊 slide 4 📸 by @texasisaiah : 🌊 🧜🏽‍♂️ slide 5: @kissingtherain & @kesswa_ 🌊☀️ slide 6 & 7 📸 by @mcfahnestock : bts on site at the Daily Record vacant lot slide 8: New Hanover County Library archival reference slide 9: spanish moss @ sugarloaf.. carolina beach national park 🏞 slide 10: subt.le message by the 🔥 https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci2774NOkpM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sungbeam]

I’M BACKKKK only to see Changmin??? Smth fishy is going awn 🤨🤨/j

No but omg you took the words out of my mouth THE OBJECTIFICATION OF MYSELF AND MY OWN INSECURITIES HAS ME LOOKING AT MYSELF WITH A PROVERBIAL CAMERA AT NEAR ALL TIMES WITH DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLES TOO AS IF I WAS PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S WITH MYSELF MOVING FROM ANGLE TO ANGLE EINFITNUND

Also omg what do you feel abt the new album?? I love Delicious with my whole being 😭 BUT LIP SYNC AND DOOR HAVE A HOLD ON MY SANITY LIKE PHEW I HAVE LISTENED TO THEM AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF TIMES ESP CAUSE THE VOCALS IN DOOR GO CRAZYYYYYYYY Sunwoo esp omg lord have mercy on my soul-

AND JACOB’S COVER OF CEILINGS- REAHHHHHHHHH 👹👹👹👹 I actually astral projected (esp since I was thinking of basing my first fic off of it for a bit now 😳)

Btw this might be random but for love in unity, do any of them have jobs? 😭 I KNOW THATS A WEIRD THING TO ASK BUT I ALWAYS WONDER HOW PPL MAKE MONEY TO PAY FOR GROCERIES AND STUFF WHEN I’M WATCHING TV SHOWS CAUSE IT’S LIKE, MAN, I NEVER SEE YOU LEAVE CAMPUS, OR YOUR HOUSE SO HOW CAN YOU PAY FOR GROCERIES OR RENT IN THIS ECONOMY 😭

Just a silly question lol and if they don’t have jobs, what job do you think they’d have? 🧐 Personally, I feel like Changmin would work at a Target KEHKFHKE he’s just giving those vibes yk? Chanhee gives off retail vibes fs while Sangyeon is giving home depot OH AND ERIC WOULD BE WORKING AT ONE OF THE HOTDOG STANDS THATS ALWAYS OUTSIDE THEM 💀😭 Canada bros would suit the library methinks, they would def be the type to work with kids in the summer programs or would help tutor 😌 I could also see Kevin working at a pet shop or a barista? 🧐 Haknyeon also gives off barista vibes though especially with his fluffy hair these days 😭🫶

Ok that’s enough for my little ramble this week LOLOL happy to see that you finally embraced your Changmin love 🤭 hope you have an amazing rest of your week! :D

(Also if you have any poetry recs then lmk hehe)

- Always and forever, love, 🌷 anon

he won 😔 i wanted out of the basement 😔 and this was the only compromise 😔 im sorry jacob i repent 😔 for my sins 😔

PLS NOT THE FNAF AHAHAHHAHAH BC SAME 🤡🤡🤡 ME FROM MY PROVERBIAL SECURITY ROOM QATCHING MYSELF AND YELLING DONT GO IN THERE U DUMB BITXH

omg honestly i absolutely love love love lip sync, eyes on me, and door like KWNFKSJDK R U SKIFIEBF KIDDING ME??!))<_] HEY . WHAT ABTNE MEU SANITY. HUH???? MY MIND IS NOT ANTIFRAGILE . it's doing things to me omg like i thought the simpery was bad before, but now 🤡🤣 oh boy 🤣🤡 also LOVE THAT FOR JACOB KING SHIT I LOVE ALL THE COVERS HE GETS TO POST CUZ YESSIR THATS MY HUSBAND 😭😭😭😭😭 (chxngmxn pay attention, u ARE THE SIDE HOE don't hurt me) OMG???? UR FIRST FIC???? HELLO HMU ONCE/IF U DO I'D LOVE TO SUPPORT U SKFJEOFJK unless ur uncomfy or shy tho i totally get it 🤧🤧 !!!

HELP ME 💀💀💀 I FORGOT THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE JOBS LMFAOOOO the only one who has a canonical job rn out of the boyz is jacob BAHAHAHHAH STOP. CHANGMIN AT TARGET AJZBDIDJFODJF THATS SO FKN FUNNY HELPMEBDKSNFKJD I AM NEVER LETTING THAT GO AND HELLO???? UR RELEGATING SANGYEON TO HOME DEPOT AHAHHAHAHAHAYYA KDNFKSJFJ IM SCREECHING WHE EZING YELLIGN ERIC AT THE HOT DOG STAND I— 💀😭 pls there r tears falling down my cheeks rn this is hilarious. low-key i think kev could make money via freelance photography and being an ✨influencer✨, and maybe get eric to coach little league baseball LMAO sangyeons prob making big boy money, and haknyeon will prob find SOME restaurant to work at tbh (i can't believe i forgot to give them canonical jobs 💀 i m never letting go of target worker changmin pls that is so funny) omg WAIT haknyeon working at the target starbucks in the same target as changmin 💀💀💀 IMAGINE TBZ!TARGET WORKERS ALCMLSMFKDJF IM CRYING

i did not embrace my love for him 😔😭🤧 I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE, GASLIT GATEKEPT AND GIRLBOSSED BY A SQUIRRWL A TREE RAT A PLANT RODENT—

ANYWAYS HOPE UR WELL 🌷!! 💖 loved seeing u in my inbox as always :') mWAH

#sungbeam strikes again #🌷 anon #tbz </3 #need a tag for this chonky series lol

[soundsof71]

Soundsof71 at 61! Est. August 1, 1960.

Although I did a birthday post last year, this one’s probably it. I’m getting old enough that even one selfie a year feels like work, and I’m trying to do less of that these days. LOL

So besides me, it turns out that August 1 has a lot of birthdays in the worlds of music!

In 1960, like me, there’s Suzi Gardner (L7) and Chuck D (Public Enemy).

August 1, 1959: Joe Elliott (Def Leppard)

August 1, 1942: Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead, shown here in 1971)

And a couple of kids! Dhani Harrison (August 1, 1978, auspiciously born on the 7th anniversary of the Concert for Bangladesh, shown here with his newly released Fender signature ukulele)

And Jessica Clavin (Bleached), August 1 of a year I don’t know, but I’m guessing maybe mid-90s? I don’t think she’s 30 yet, but whenever, I’m nuts about this band, which is primarily Jessie and her sister Jen -- their record Hard To Kill was my most-played of 2020 by far, so you should definitely check ‘em out!

Speaking of things to check out, my photo at the top of this post came when a friend of mine pointed me to this documentary on Amazon Prime a few months ago, about the legendary New York record store Other Music. It turns out that Other Music was my home away from home (both the New York flagship and the outpost in Harvard Square that only lasted a few years), so I grabbed a quick selfie of me wearing a t-shirt from there that another friend of mine @possumthoughtleader​ picked up for me when she visited on my recommendation, right before they closed in 2016. 

Other than putting on the shirt, I didn’t do anything to get ready for the photo -- obviously didn’t wash my hair, shave, or iron the shirt, but hey, that’s me. Wrinkled and filthy. LOL

What I loved about Other Music is that their shop in NY was directly across the street from Tower Records, and in Harvard Square, right across from Newbury Comics, and their whole thing was, if you’ve heard of an artist or a record, go buy it at Tower or Newbury. Other Music was where you went to find what you didn’t know what you needed. Or to put it another way, you could find what you were looking for at other stores, but Other Music was the place for new music to find you.

Unlike the stereotype of High Fidelity and others, there was no snobbery or elitism. There was just the pleasure of sharing music. The staff were evangelists, but so were other shoppers. It happened more than once that somebody would see what I was piling up to take home, and they’d recommend a few more things for me. Lots of hand-written recommendations on index cards all over the room, too. I was there most often before the days of cell phone cameras, so I always had a notebook to write stuff down to catch up with later. 

It was genuinely magical, and very much the vibe I’ve tried to carry forward here. There’s no record or artist so famous that everybody already knows it, so instead of barking at someone for what they haven’t heard or don’t know, I try to just wag my tail and point at things I enjoy, and hope you might too. And I do think that you’ll enjoy this movie!

In my typically long-winded and heavy-handed way, please consider this my thanks for all your support and generosity, for all the great stuff you post, and for all the nonsense that fills me with such delight.  

Every time I post a photo of myself, I lose dozens of followers, presumably in the horror of their discovery that I’m older than their dad. Last time, it was nearly 50. We’ll see how it goes this time. Maybe we can get all the way to 61! LOL Extra thanks to everyone who sticks around, including to the end of this!

Peace, Tim

#me #selfie #birthday #other music #women in rock #suzi gardner #jessica clavin #l7 #bleached #chuck d #joe elliott #def leppard #jerry garcia #jerry garcia 1971 #the grateful dead #dhani harrison #youtube #essay

[ptergwen]

Could you write something about Tom going live on IG with his gf? like, they recently went public and the fans freak out about how whipped Tom looks or something like that 👉🏻👈🏻

eep this is adorable 🥺 i def want overboard cuz it’s pretty long uh

“love, you getting in?” tom calls to you from the living room, phone propped up in front of him. “yeah, one sec!” you yell back and join him on the couch. he puts an arm around your shoulders with a kiss to the side of your head. you lean into him more, his fingers running up and down your arm. “you sure you’re ready to do this, hm? we don’t have to,” he says quietly.

it wouldn’t be an understatement to say the entire world has been buzzing about yours and tom’s possible relationship for months already. a few out of context paparazzi pictures sparked the rumors. tom held you protectively by his side while you headed to the car after dinner one night. the moment was captured along with a few other intimate ones as time went on.

there was so much speculation, fans scowering the internet for your social media, trying to figure out who you were and how you knew tom. they’d come up with the wildest theories not just about you two, but about you only. some funny, some creepy, some just completely untrue. you’d come to a point where you wanted to set the record straight.

tom didn’t have any intentions of going public at first. this was exactly why. he already didn’t like what people were saying about you, so he couldn’t and refused to imagine how it would be if he confirmed you’re together. he’d thought he was doing what was best for you until you asked him to break the news to everyone.

he was skeptical of doing so, not wanting to put that attention on you because his experiences haven’t been so great, but you assured him over and over again you wanted this. tom eventually gave in and made a post with a caption the length of an essay to tell everyone about your relationship. he’d only hit post after you read it over and approved everything, of course.

today, you’re going live with him so his fans can get to know you a bit better.

“i’m okay, baby. i think you’re more nervous than i am,” you laugh out and give his cheek a quick peck. “probably. gonna have to learn to share my girl with the world,” tom sighs, keeping his arm tight around you as he leans forward. “they’ll want to steal you away from me.” “other way around, i think,” you retort. he’s forgetting he’s the internationally loved one.

“not after this.” he glances over at you so you lock eyes. “can i start the live?” “go for it,” you agree and watch him press the button. it connects a few seconds later, tom exhaling as he sits back again. going live in general always makes him anxious. having you here, subjecting you to the possible wrath of his followers, spikes his anxiety even more.

you put a calming hand on his knee, which he smiles at. you’re okay, he’s alright, you’ll both be fine. tens of thousands of people flood the live at once. the numbers grow right before your eyes, so much that it’s intimidating. “woah,” you mutter, earning a chuckle from tom. the comments don’t take long to start coming in.

everyone is saying your name in all caps and keyboard smashing. tom likes to wait a little before officially starting, giving himself some time to figure out what to say and things. he grins at you in his camera, you furrowing your eyebrows back. “hey guys,” tom begins as casually as usual. he purposely ignores all the comments yelling at him to explain himself.

he loves messing with the poor people.

“how’s everyone’s day going? we’re great, having a blast over here,” he carries on, pulling you in closer to his chest. “oh, you’re funny,” you mumble and pat his knee. your head is resting on his shoulder while you read the comments from your lopsided angle.

“they’re telling me to talk. should i talk?” you jokingly ask for tom’s permission. “rather you than me,” tom mumbles and presses his lips to your forehead briefly. that sparks more hearts and way more questions. you sit up again to properly adress the half a million people watching you. it’s a fuck ton, definitely not as many as you’d expected.

you’re that popular, huh?

“jeez, there’s a lot of you in here. this is terrifying,” you gasp at the thought, turning to tom. “how do you do this?” “rarely,” he replies and bites back another smile. “i get so stressed.” adjusting yourself so you’re sitting criss cross, you raise your hands in defense. “no, i have too much power right now. i don’t like it.”

“you sound like thanos,” tom decides, bursting into a fit of giggles when you shove at his arm. you then kiss your hand and tap his cheek with it to make up. his skin is warm. “anyways. i guess i’ll, like, introduce myself? i’m y/n.” the fans are cracking up at you two, others dropping the soft eyes emoji. tom makes that same face at you in real time.

“that’s about it. um,” you let out a laugh. “i don’t know. thanks for having me and being pretty nice so far.” he keeps gazing at you while you link your arm in his, your head on his shoulder again. “keep being nice because tom will cry or something if you aren’t.” he’s looking at you with literal heart eyes, a small smile on his lips, listening to your every word.

“seriously though, i hope you guys like me. you seem pretty cool. we-“ you cut yourself off when more comments than earlier spam the screen. “what happened?” you pick up tom’s phone to read them. they alert you of his heart eyes, so you put his phone back down and see for yourself. his small smile becomes a toothy one.

“aw, tommy,” you coo, rubbing your nose against his, tom pecking your lips. “doing good, love.” he can’t help himself. he doesn’t have to anymore. everyone starts shouting iterations of she called him tommy and they kissed, but you’re both caught up in each other at the moment.

by high demand, you join tom for another live soon after this one.

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nct dating headcannons!

I only did 127 because there's so many but ill do the others if anyone requests it :)

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Taeil

Mr. Moon Taeil is the definition of a cuddly boyfriend

Hes always holding your hand or kissing your cheek

Definitely gets shy when the members are around but in public youre all his

Hes super sincere about anything too but also knows how to joke around

I mean have you seen him with nct

Hes funny❗❗

Like he's gonna make you laugh no matter what

And those deep convos yall would have at night while cuddling>>>

"What if we were put on earth by aliens as an experiment to see if we would live and everytime we see ufos its just our cousins checking up on us"

Eyes wide open, "bro"

Taeils either the big or small spoon too

There's no in between

Also the biggest baby when yall are chilling

"I call small spoon!"

"But you were the small spoon last night"

"K and what about it"

10/10 would complain if you didn't want to sit with him and watch a movie or show

Would probably guilt trip you by saying you never watch something with him

Hes a sweet manipulator...

But he could easily replace you with one of the members

Like sicheng

Taeil will always ask if you've eaten

If you haven't eaten he gets big sad

Don't make him sad

Plus hes always checking on your health

And he'll know if your lying if you say you're doing fine when you're not

Also don't lie in general cuz he doesn't like that

That would make him trust you a bit less and he definitely wants trust in the relationship

Trust is a huge key or hes out

Johnny

This man 🥲

Boyfriend Material™

So gentle and loving

Loves making you feel special and will hype the shit out of you when you don't feel confident doing something

Will always make sure you're doing okay

Johnny puts in so much effort to make this relationship work and expects you to put the same amount of effort into it too

Like taeil, hes really big on trust

Add honesty to that list

Plus he expects you to be mature when needed

If you're the type of person who depends on someone else for everything and I'm mean everything he will actually leave

Hes not your babysitter❤

But he will take care of you to some extent

Like basic things for instance

He'll make you food if you're sick, get you water if your dehydrated, will get your feminine products when you need it

Very sweet😌

Okay and he spoils you but wbk

"Why are you getting me so much things?"

"Because I love you."

"But why did you get me a kitten costume???"

He has some kinks to work out 😐

Johnny will go to shop after shop even if you say you don't want something (you do but you just don't want him to pay) he'll get it without batting an eye

"Youve been staring at these shoes for 5 minutes imma buy them for you"

"Huh? No! I-"

"Too late"

will take you out to dinner all the time just to be romantic

Hes actually really good at romantic stuff

I say Johnny you say whipped

Johnny👀

Whipped😫

His free time is always you time

So don't bother saying your busy cuz now hes busy with you

"Johnny i got a test coming up can you come later? I need to study

"Thats cute im coming over to help"

Taeyong

Judging taeyong on his looks, some say he would be cold to his girlfriend

Like a tsundere

But the man is quite the opposite

Though he can be stern if need be

He has 22 children what do you expect

Will literally treat you like his members and always taking care of you

But there will be times when you have to take care of him because hes so tired from work

He turns into a baby when he's tired or lazy too

So wrap him in a burrito blanket and hes all set for the day

Makes weird noises but thats normal

You're just watching tv and hes just making some old video game sounds with his mouth

No one questions it

If he didnt make sounds you'd probably question it

Talks in pout if he doesn't get his way with you

"Why don't you wanna play games with me~"

"Bruh I'm tired"

Or just gives you those big puppy eyes without even trying

Complete other person when you're not listening

He just kinda stares at you all intimidating like until you listen

Taeyong won't do anything too bad if you kept ignoring him, but you don't know that

Omg bro he'd literally bring you on vlive with him to chat

Even if the company is like '???Shes not an idol???'

But its taeyong so SM doesn't care🧍‍♂️

"We have special guest again! Its y/n-ah!!"

You'd be just chilling on his bed giving him a wtf look until you realize there's a camera and smile

"Shes cute. Isn't she cute guys?"

Don't try to escape the vlive, he'll just get up and sit you on his lap

Makes everyone watching jelly🥲

Bro he would make fun of you the same way he makes fun of doyoung

you'd be sitting with doyoung or sumn and taeyong just comes up to the both of you and decides

'Its time to end these two'

You and doyoung are just like 'tf did we do'

Somehow some other members are making fun of yall

Of course they aren't mean

Its all fun and games and gives you a good laugh after

Doyoung

Hes literally a mom

But its ok

You love it

Sometimes

He also nags a lot

And if you don't listen he gets mad

You wouldn't tell him this but you find it funny

And cute🤐

"Youre almost as bad as dream" 

"what are u talking about im an angel"

"Kay then put the knife down we kinda need haechan to live"

Hes beaten you with a pillow once

In front of taeyong

Taeyong was watching like 👁👄👁

I dont think he cares much for pda tbh

But he doesn't hate it

He'll hug you a lot

And doyoung will probably kiss you here and there

But thats depending on his mood

If he's tired he'd probably just hold you in his arms

Either way he still makes you smile even with the smallest of touches

When you guys go out in public doyoung always holds your hand

I mean always

Remember when I said he doesn't seem like the type to be into pda

I lied

Doyoung wants everyone to know youre his

He won't kiss you but he will pull you into random hugs and hold your hand like he's gonna lose you any second

Doyoung also can't go anywhere without dressing his best

Like even if he's just practicing he's gotta look cute

And he always does because he's fucking kim doyoung

Doyoung also has a habit to make up names for you

Like one day he'll call you babe/baby

The next day could be angel or princess

Then there's you who just calls him bunny because he hates (loves) it

Expect some random gifts from him

Cuz like Johnny, he likes to spoil you

he just loves the smile thats plastered on your face

Pinches your cheeks evey time you smile too

When you guys are just chilling in the dorms you are always doing something to make doyoung get "angry"

"Angry" doyoung is a fun doyoung

Says you and taeyong 🤭

Literally will chase you around the dorm until he gets you and "scolds you"

Hell also scold taeyong

Sometimes you prank him with the other members

*cough*haechan*cough*

But doyoung knows youre just being playful

So he kinda laughs at you

Yuta

Hes a devil

Wbk

He can go from calling you the cutest lil thang to saying the most inappropriate stuff

"U have such a pretty mouth" 

"no stop" 

"how about u use it on my-"

"OUT DEMON"

Besides that he's actually very nice

Although he doesn't really show his affection like how most couples would

At first hes kinda like a "cold boyfriend" but not?

Gives off a tsundere kinda vibe

He lives for pda

Especially if you initiate it

His favorite is kissing your neck

Not in a sexual way or trying to give you hickeys tho

He just comes over and kisses it

Probably has a neck kink 😳

Same 😌

When you guys are out in public his arm is always around your waist or shoulders

He gets easily jealous when you give anyone any attention

Especially if you have a pet

He will be pouty for God knows how long until you notice

"I'll make it up to you"

"ok then prove it *pats his lap*"

"...I can and will replace you with this animal"

Will not let a dude flirt with you

If he sees a dude flirt with you he just gives them ㄒ卄乇 ㄥㄖㄖҜ

Lowkey hot

But sometimes gives you that look if u aren't listening to him

Its an advantage

Freaks you out tho

When your sitting on the couch minding your own damn business yuta always pulls you onto his lap or sits you between his legs

He really likes to be close to you

So when you guys are sitting he keeps his head on your shoulder and his arms wrapped around you gently rocking you both

Omg im making myself feel single

If you are sad yuta will always be the first person you lean on

Even if its not serious

"Who do I need to fuck up?"

"Im literally just on my period..."

The members sometimes tease him because they'd never seen him so in love

He looks at you like ur his everything

Because you are

He'll tell you that too

If you say something bad about urself he gives you a whole ass lecture about how u should love yourself the way he loves you

He'd be talking for 25 minutes but you stopped listening 30 minutes ago

Literally scolds you for not listening

Loves how well you get along with the members

But also hates how well you get along with specific members because of how similar you are with them

What I'm trying to say is that you are a bit too similar to mark🚶‍♂️

Jaehyun

Frat boy boyfriend

Lowkey wants to fuck everyday

Idk he gives off that vibe

But jaehyuns just chill half the time

Hes like an American boyfriend like bitch you're Korean 👁👄👁

Hes super cuddly and warm

Thats weird wait

Like when you're cold just snuggle into him because body heat <3

Always loosely has his arms around your waist when just laying down

Whole different story if you're sitting on his lap and just standing around

Back hugs😫😫

Dead ass the first thing he does if he sees you is give you a back hug

It works for a lot of things

Surprise? Back hug

You're cooking? Back hug

Horny? Back hug

Solves his life problems basically

Hes a freak omg

Very flirtatious too

Hes just that bitch

Either he makes you blush or roll your eyes

"Y/n you're ass is fat"

Def an ass guy😑

Hes the type of guy to put his hands in your jeans back pocket

Wait no im feeling jaehyun too much rn

BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

Or when yall hug his hand doesn't rest on your back but your ass

If you're wearing some shorts or something that makes your but pop

Hes gonna smack it and pretend like nothing happened

Yo someone pls save me im in my jae feels

Nah I've been talking about his ass kink for too long

Ummmm

Okay for real though jaes actually really nice and kind of careless when it comes to you

Fuck everyone else, if you've fallen and scraped your knee hes gonna be that soccer mom and rip a band aid out of nowhere

But if one of his members scraped their knee he'd just look the other way and smile like nothing happened

Earlier I said he was chill but hes also loud too

You walk into the dorms and the first thing you hear is "Y/N!!" Wyd?

You swear he doesn't realize how loud he is half the time because of that deep voice

This bitch always makes sure youre healthy and tries to take you to the gym with him

It dont work cuz this bitch just stares at your ass

Nah I need to do the next member

Jungwoo

hes literally the cutest especially around you

When he greets you its basically a whole ass bear hug

Whole lots a kissing

Literally doesn't care where you guys are

He will kiss you anywhere

Loves to kiss your forehead because he doesn't have to bend down as much🤭

doesnt care if the members are there

Nobody ever questions it either

"youre my baby right?"

"jungwoo-"

"riGhT?"

"Yes...."

He does aegyo if he doesn't get his way

It works every time don't lie

Will probably sit on your lap for some reason

Hes not light

But if you can do it so can he

you guys never get into fights

Even if you do its never anything serious

"you fucking pushed me so u could win"

"false I accidentally bumped my arm into urs"

"whats accidental is the murder im going to commit"

"what?"

"What?"

Smh young love

Going shopping with jungwoo is like shopping with a kid

Will beg for any food he lays his eyes on

"Omg can we get cookies?🥺"

"only if your paying"

“*gently places cookie dough back* lmao cookies? Never heard of her"

No matter how tired the boy is he will always find time for you

Hell take you too your favorite restaurants and even if you insist on paying he wont let you

If you don't marry him I will

When you guys are walking in public he will always be holding your hand

Says its because he doesn't want you to get lost

But you know damn well its actually him who doesn't want to get lost😳

Jk you just know he wants to be close to you

If you make any suggestive joke he always knows how to counterpart it

Leaving you speechless like the members

When you guys are going to bed he has his arms wrapped around your waist

first thing jungwoo does before sleeping is giving you a kiss

Doesn't care if your asleep or awake

Then a quiet 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Mark

i dont even know how to explain this relationship bruh

like its mark lee its gonna be a weird time

ok so marks actually hella nice

kinda bro or dude zones you but you do it back

theres a bunch of yo’s too

as someone who says yo a lot im happy i can relate to him

“yo youre doing that wrong though”

“dude im literally reading the directions, it said 3 cups of water”

“bro it says 3/4 oh my god”

yall cant cook 

taeyong wont even allow even you to help him cook

anyway marks special

but seriously marks actually a very gentle person with you

like legit is super nice to you even if you sometimes piss him off

marks probablys only been mad at you once then was like ‘its okay’

go to his practices cuz he loves that shit

he really likes when you are social with the members too

cuz then you guys are all friends and he can just bring you to places with them :D

this kid will literally not to pda in front of any member so you have to basically force him to just hug you

johnnys always making fun of you two and mark panics everytime while youre just like ‘yeah what about it’

compliment mark and hes blushing and squealing like an anime girl

inch resting concept 

“mark you look cute today”

“o-oh um..yeah thanks”

and this man can take compliments but with you its a whole new story

aight lemme get serious

marks mad sensitive 

so dont actually purposely make him mad, jealous, or upset

it would crush him

and he doesnt want someone like that in a relationship

cuz if he doesnt purposely do it to you, dont do it to him

take notes 

Haechan

hes a brat bye

would actually fight you just to get his way

makes fun of you on a regular

thinks hes cute 

hes not wrong

but actually he knows how to act mature when he needs to

like if youre genuinly getting upset with him, he will straighten up and quicky apologize, even give you a phat kiss and hug

might take you to get ice cream after if he really upset you

he can be nice

nah jk hes very nice and is a really energetic boyfriend

haechan always wants to do something with you liek go to the amusement park, go out to eat, or go shopping

sometimes makes everything seem like a hassle to leave and go somewhere with you cuz hes either lazy or playing video games

“cant you just go by yourself?”

“but what if i get lost”

“the ice cream place is literally five miles away”

“actually its seven so im gonna get lost”

hed groan the whole time just to be annoying but you dont care cuz you got your ice cream

if you go to any concert or practice, haechan always has to make things more sexy than they should be

like ‘fool’ became hella sexual and for what

its probably one of his favorites to make you blush

he loves your reactions

keeps him alive

hyucks always got something to say even at the most awful times

youre literally choking on water and he goes “ill give you something to choke on later”

and you have to cancel your dying session to smack his head

my guy has no filter

and he wont even hide that around the members

theres always that smirk on his cute ass face if he succeeds too

i have the sudden urge to fight him

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