#USA great

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 20, 2023 - Critical support to this New Jersey man who intentionally crashed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome To The Jungle by Guns n' Roses. 🫡 [video]

#welcome to the jungle #acab #anti-police #police station #police #gif #usa #great meadows #2023 #new jersey

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Banger after banger after banger

#talkin #tik tok #usa #food #iced tea #🇬🇧 #🇺🇸 #great britain #🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #england

[teressamdraher]

#outdoors #trees #tere #woods #water #river water #river #america #USA great #great outdoors #beautiful

[satakentia]

Lake Huron Sunrise (x,x) August 13, 2022, Michigan, USA

by Marie Barns Green

#landscape #sunrise #curators on tumblr #michigan #colorful #vibrant #photoset #usa #north america #cl #lake huron #great lakes #1k #5k

[nerdpoe]

Danny decides to open a haunted house for Halloween-in Gotham. For kicks. He reserves the opening night for the Bats and only the Bats. The Bats do not have a choice in this.

They all wake up in the haunted house.

Their rogues, who had big plans, also wake up in the haunted house-but they don't get the toned down spooky version Danny's working on for potential customers that he's doing a test-run with via Bat testers.

No, the Rogues are locked in the basement with the ghosts of everyone they've killed.

Danny's got Tucker running the cameras, Sam helping coordinate the Ghosts, and Danny himself is running the actual spooky bits.

In theory, it's the perfect haunted house.

The best way to test it though, he feels, is against heroes that face scary things every day.

So.

Red Hood walking down a hallway, sees feet dangling from the ceiling. But there's a convenient beam blocking their view, so he strides up just as the feet vanish-and that's a solid wooden ceiling.

There's a note with a smiley face.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Robin sees a shadow, and he chases it. And chases it. And chases it. And foolishly he somehow manages to let it lead him to a dead end-only when he turns around, the shadow is in the door.

And it's just a being made of pure shadow, with elongated limbs, breathing with a horrible wet rasp as it stares down at him.

Then it disappears.

In it's place, there's a note.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Red Robin hears Batman call out for him to look something over, so he goes into the room.

Batman isn't there.

Batman's voice whispers in his ear from behind.

"Never thought you'd fall for that~"

The door slams shut.

Red Robin turns to open it, but it won't open. Not even if he picks the lock.

The floor creaks, and when he turns around he sees Batman standing right there-only for him to dissolve piece by piece.

In the puddle of weird green goo, there's a note.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Bruce is in what looks like a child's room.

The temperature drops, and he braces for a supernatural event, because this is clearly what's going on.

The air stands still-and every single toy's head snaps to look at him.

They open their mouths and scream, green goo gargling up and spilling out of their lips.

The lights cut out, then they come back on; and the toys are all arranged around him in a peculiar pattern.

There's a note at his feet.

His lips quirk up against his will.

"Please rate your haunting experience on a scale of one to ten! :)"

Nightwing knows he's being fucked with.

He knows it.

He recognizes the room he's in-it was in the pamphlet for the new haunted house opening in Gotham. He'd really wanted to go, actually, but he was kinda sad he didn't have anyone with him.

He wanted it to be a family outing.

But from what it looks like, this is probably a test run. No ones emergency beacons have gone off, and there's only swearing in the comms cut through with mild amusement on Bruce's part.

Ugh, he doesn't want spoilers! He wants to go through it for the first time with everyone else!

"Hey, um, I was actually planning to come here with my family! I don't really want to be spoiled on anything, so can I skip this? And can I have anyone you haven't tested it on skip it too? Cuz they're probably friends or family and I want to be on the same knowledge level of what to expect."

The air itself seems to pause.

"Ah, shit, I'm sorry man. I didn't even think of that; I'll pull Spoiler and Signal before we start their runs."

Nightwing turns towards the intercom and waves cheerfully.

"I mean, we'd definitely be down to walk through the house tonight, but I want to do it in a group so we can laugh at each other."

"Oh, for sure, I just got too caught up in the 'creepy' part of the haunted house. The exit is hidden in the wall to your left, just pick up the rotary phone and it should pop out."

"Alright, I'll be waiting for them at the front!"

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #danny and co own and run a year-long haunted house in gotham #rogues are afraid to go anywhere near it #it becomes the most successful haunted house in the usa #it actually creates a tourism factor for gotham besides people wanting to see the “most crime ridden city ever” #danny and dick get along great #and after things settle he works with the bats (without knowing their civvie identities) to make it better #bruce is highly amused by the whole thing #the fact that during halloween it's basically gotham rogue daycare really helps with that #long post #ficlet

[the-orange-shit-stain-scam]

So called MAGA “Patriot” leaders wrap themselves in our flag while pissing on the legacy of our founding fathers and the constitution. A vote for The False Orange Savior is a vote for tyranny. Putin thanks all of the MAGA politicians via $$$ for their service in the dismantling of the “United” States of America. It is always hard to accept that you have been scammed. However, this is reality. Look up how Putin was trained to take down western governments via creating this form of internal cancer when he was in the KGB.

#the orange shit stain scam #trump 2024 #donald trump #maga #make america great #maga 2024 #2024 elections #2024 presidential election #2024 election #tyranny #stop putin #the lies of donald trump #fuck maga #trump lies #usa #us politics #ussr #trump and russia #trump and putin #founding fathers #us constitution #kgb #traitor trump #putin’s bitch #putin’s puppet #stop russia #election 2024 #maga republicans #Putin and the kgb

[2goldensnitches]

#Great activism guys #antisemitism #usa

[bigtitfucker]

Szenetti self described "AMERICAN AS FUCK" 🇺🇸

#fake tiddies #huge tiddies #great breasts #bigger is better #books & libraries #szenetti #bookworm #usa #Americanasfuck

[ask-nyc-boroughs]

Early Appalachian frontiersman Alfred in buckskin circa 1790- 1810s. I’m trying to figure out how to paint like NC Wyeth digitally (so lol the background is Wyeth’s).

Gonna ramble a bit about my nor’easter au and Alfred below the cut

Following the American Revolution, Alfred is immediately sent out to squash any rebellions (like whiskey rebellion) and to partake in wars against Indigenous nations like the Cherokee. I’ll save a discussion about the Cherokee wars for another time because that’ll take a long time to explain + I’m still working on my Cherokee oc and I need to understand Cherokee history and perspective more before I go forward with talking about this topic.

Now the many of the east coast states are older than Alfred, and they mostly supported him during the revolution because they thought he’d be easy to control given at the time of the revolution he wasn’t tied down as any colony or city. However, he was a New Englander and very obviously so

He was once Plymouth colony and he grew up alongside his cousin Henry/Massachusetts, but by the time the revolution occurred, his status was unclear and he was simply living with his cousin (who’s his earliest and most fierce supporter) .

These states operated like countries and part of why the had the revolution was to continue to self-govern and maintain their regional cultures. It’s also part of why the federal government initially was rather weak. Given Alfred’s closeness to his cousin, and his very staunch New England identity, I think the states would be hesitant over a strong New England national control. And so I think they especially Jennie/NY & Rich/Virginia encouraged Alfred to leave his cousin for a while, and partake in military campaigns (+ he was good at battle).

Also Alfred was like 14, and I don’t think he’s ever been the type to sit down and do paperwork. Honestly he was always a bad student, who was far more interested in the outdoors, horses, sailing and hunting. While he won the war, and he was fine with being head of state, he still didn’t 1) have confidence in himself to make non-military related decisions 2) he just wasn’t mentally ready to take on the responsibilities and was fine deferring it to his states like Jennie, Rich, or Henry to figure out matters that weren’t military related. He was irresponsible and it would come back to bite him in the ass during the Civil War.

Alfred on a personal level it was probably good for him to get away from his overly critical cousin who can be overbearing, but also so he would get more experience to deeply get to know his states.

Also Alfred, growing up in New England, he was a little ball of rage as a kid and he has a difficult time managing his emotions. He wasn’t exactly the personable seemingly fun loving Alfred of the present. Not that he couldn’t crack a joke, but ok I’m not from New England, but in the northeast I find we’re rather cynical, un-filtered and sarcastic and tbh kind of asssholes in the way we have fun and in our humor. That’s how he was, which is like fine unless you’re trying to appeal to the rest of the nation lol which he would have to

I think his time spent in Appalachia and the south did help him learn more about his other states especially Maisie/ North Carolina. But also helped him learn more how to let go some of this intense New England rage, and how to better control his emotions. But also let loose in a way that isn’t so dark and cynical. Also I think this helped him slowly learn how to speak with less of a New England specific accent

He was also able to observe states like Rich and Carl/ South Carolina and gain an understanding of how being able to control your emotions, can help control your image and how others perceive you. So these are the origins of how he slowly began to shape and become at least in public this overly friendly happy go lucky Alfred.

I’ll save a discussion about his interactions with the Appalachian states more explicitly another time I’m just tired😴 fr rn

#hetalia #aph #hws #historical hetalia #aph america #hetalia america #hws america #aph usa #hws usa #hetalia usa #alfred f jones #hetalia headcanons #hetalia au #statetalia #aph headcanons #aph au #hws headcanons #hws au #hetalia fanart #hetalia art #hetalia hcs #hetalia world stars #alfred jones #hetalia fandom #aph fanart #hws fanart #I’m not great with historical fashion lol #nor’easter verse

[sophsun1]

PSYCH | S4E2 | HE DEAD

#userbbelcher #usersitcom #cinematv #usertelevision #filmtvcentral #userthing #chewieblog #dailyflicks #psych usa #userstream #shawn spencer #burton guster #god i miss this show #dailytvfilmgifs #this is a great joke! #1k notes

[shutterandsentence]

Photo: Bryson City, North Carolina

#north carolina #smoky mountains #bryson city #fontana lake #appalachia #appalachian mountains #blue ridge #nc #carolinas #southern usa #the south #nature #hiking #the great outdoors #god's creation #fall #autumn #fall foliage #fall colors #road trip #travel #tourism #adventure #explore

[jo-sleepycrow]

Thinking about how in the usa family can teach each other how to drive - imagine Nicky teaching Andrew how to drive:

- Andrew desperately needing a way to get freedom for the first time in his life and Nicky being the one to be able to give him that

- Andrew feeling a bit scared of being in a car after the accident and trying not to shake the first times he sat down, but Nicky giving him time and security to fail and put himself together, allowing him to get the courage to do it.

- Andrew being so determined to learn and Nicky worried if he would be a good teacher

- Andrew picking up some driving habits from Nicky, like bumping his finger to the music or bad mouthing other drivers under his breath

- Nicky being there for him on the day of the exam and being * so proud * of him for having accomplished something he wanted so much!

- Andrew picking up Nicky's favourite fast food on the drive through on the way back home that day, as a thank you

I just love and need more Andrew + Nicky interactions!

#aftg #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #all for the game #the foxhole court #driving #just saw a reel talking about the prices of driving licenses on usa vs europe and thought of this #nicky is a great guardian

[psych-my-beloved]

everyday i’m reminded of the fact that pansexual lassie is cannon

#lassie #carlton lassiter #psych #psych usa #he is simply too perfect #I was like wouldn’t it be great if there were queer people in psych #and then I realized we’ve been blessed with pan lassie

[satakentia]

Big Creek Autumn Cascades Great Smoky Mountains, North Carolina, USA

by Johan Hakansson

#landscape #curators on tumblr #autumn #fall #waterfall #falls #north carolina #usa #north america #long exposure #great smoky mountains #johan hakansson #cl

[kingsoverjacks]

Sarah Rafferty, sexy and saucy Donna from Suits

#sarah rafferty #rocking body #great legs #great thighs #great rack #legs for days #legendary legs #great body #great hips #dancer body #power thighs #suits usa #ginger #crossed legs

[tomorrowusa]

"Nazi Town, USA" is a 2024 feature in PBS's American Experience series. It looks into the surprising degree of influence which Nazis had in the United States in the 1930s. There were even Nazi summer camps for kids.

It can be viewed (probably for a limited amount of time) at the series link above. Here's a preview...

To explore the topic more deeply, check out Rachel Maddow's excellent 8-episode podcast Ultra.

Rachel Maddow Presents: Ultra | an MSNBC original podcast

Ultra has somewhat more emphasis on Nazi attempts to penetrate government.

Those espousing Nazi-friendly views in the 1930s did not disappear when the US entered World War II and fascism became very unfashionable. Those half-hidden feelings hibernated and occasionally emerged from time to time to poison discourse and endanger democracy. There are obvious echos of that movement today.

#nazis #nazi town usa #german-american bund #the american experience #pbs #1930s #us history #fascism #the great depression #rachel maddow #ultra #donald trump #maga #election 2024 #freedom vs. dictatorship