#Worm cooks for y’all

[thedynamicworm]

Val and Vel made him do it

#Either that or it’s a yet failing attempt to get alastor to notice him #Staticmoth #voxval #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel fanart #My art #When I tell you I was STRUGGLING with the lineart contrast #Worm cooks for y’all

[harrysfolklore]

Can we get y/n as a total book worm and Harry just finding it so adorable, like no matter what she’s doing she always has a book in her hands. Cooking, has a book. Backstage, reading a book. At a cafe for breakfast, reading a book.

Ofc you don’t have tot do this idea, it’s just an idea

here it is !! one of my favorite tropes i’ve done coming to tumblr <3

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

coffeeandbookss - yn’s bookstagram

yourinstagram- yn’s personal insta

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coffeeandbookss Now reading: My policeman by Bethan Roberts ! In 1957, we meet Marion, a young woman hopelessly in love with Tom, her best friend’s brother. Tom — training to become a policeman — returns her affections, but holds a secret of his own. Will let you know my full review once done ! 💙

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bookfan1 just added it to my list !

bookfan2 i love everything you recommend

bookfan3 started it this week !

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harryupdates Harry just followed this account on instagram !

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harryfan1 harry on his bookstagram era

harryfan2 AHH ONE OF MY FAVE BOOK CREATORS

harryfan3 she’s so pretty also

harryfan4 IM SUBSCRIBED TO HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL shes soooo good

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yourinstagram um harry styles follows mt bookstagram?? am i dreaming?

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yoursister YOU LUCKY BITCH

gemmastyles I’d love to think I’m responsible for that, I kept talking about your account 🫣

↳ yourinstagram love you gem thanks for your constant support 💓

username1 you’re the best out there

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harryupdates Harry in London today ! He carried this book with himself

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harryfan1 he’s really in his books era

harryfan2 i started that book the other week omg

harryfan3 omw to buy it

harryfan4 my favorite booktuber just recommended this omg

DMS BETWEEN HARRY AND YN

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harryupdates Harry having dinner tonight !

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harryfan1 OHHH

harryfan2 is that a DATE

harryfan3 boyfriendrry?

harryfan4 respect his privacy

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yourinstagram happy days :)

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harryfan1 um why did harry like?

gemmastyles my babies 🥹

↳ harryfan2 hello are we missing something

harrystyles ❤️

↳ harryfan2 HELLO?

harryfan4 i’m so confused right now

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tmz_tv Seems like Harry Styles got a new girl. More of his beach outing at the link in our bio 👀

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harryfan1 wtffff

harryfan2 WHO IS THAT

harryfan3 man i hate tmz

harryfan4 FIND OUT WHO THE GIRL IS RIGHT NOW

↳ harryfan1 i think their privacy was disturbed enough already

↳ harryfan2 yeah we’re shouldn’t snoop around trying to dig personal information of whoever the girl with him is

harryfan6 sucks as hell that they took these without their consent but i can’t help but be all 🥲🥲 over the fact that they’re reading together

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theharrytea okay yall so i was watching yn’s latest video because of all the rumors going around her and harry (yk he followed her and commented on her posts and harry has been seen with someone we don’t know yet) AND i swear to god i heard his voice around min 7 😭 you could clearly hear that someone opens the door and a faint “sorry” I KNOW MY MAN’S VOICE AND THAT WAS HIS

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harryfan1 OH

harryfan2 omfg i can hear it now

harryfan3 y’all are tripping at this point

harryfan4 delulu

harryfan5 idk if any of this is true but they would make a cute couple like they would ready to each other and stuff :(

YN VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES

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coffeeandbookss This week’s recommendation is presented by my brand new reading partner ! Love is a Mixtape is a soulful book, written as a way of understanding not only love and loss, but also the way music is can get us through those happy or sad times ! Full review this weekend 🤍

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bookfan1 IS THAT HARRY STYLES ??

annetwist ❤️❤️

harryfan1 HARRYYYYY

harryfan2 THEY ARE SOOO DATING

harrystyles It is my pleasure to be featured x

↳ harryfan3 OMFG THEY FR ARE DATING

gemmastyles 🥹

harryfan4 I MEAN we kinda already knew it was her who has seen kissing harry BUT I LOVE THIS HARD LAUNCH

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harrystyles She’s got a book for every situation x

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harryfan1 AHHH IS THIS YN

jefezoff 🙌🏻🙌🏻

harryfan2 LOVE ME A HARD LAUNCH

gemmastyles ❤️

harryfan3 harry is not single anymore omfg

yourinstagram 🥹💓

harryfan4 COUPLE OF THE YEAR

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harryismysun Worth the shot

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harryfan1 PLEASEEEEE

harryfan2 you're so funny

harryfan3 i love this fandom

yourinstagram 😂😂 I can confirm this is how it all went down

↳ harryfan1 I LOVE HER

↳ harryfan2 she's the best

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#harry styles fake instagram #harry styles imagine #harry styles fluff #harry styles x reader #harry styles blurb #harry styles one shot #harry styles writing #harry styles x you #harry styles fic #harry styles au #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles headcanon #harry styles fake social media #harry styles fic rec #harrysfolklore #harry styles instagram concept #harry styles headcannon #harry styles fanfic #1k

[chaotic-mystery]

dbf! Joel where maybe Tommy catches you two and you two think he's gonna be mad and tell your dad but he just says something like "oh thank fuck! the sexual tension was fucking killing me"

He finally let you stay the night at his house and he was up before you to make you breakfast. You’re wandering to the kitchen and see him in his boxers and shirt from the previous night making scrambled eggs when you hug him from behind, pressing yourself against him. “How’d ya sleep sweetheart? Hope I didn’t snore too loud for ya” he says as you laugh against his soft back. “No you didn’t, it’s fine baby.” You’re leaving gentle kisses all over him until you worm your way around to his front, kissing all over his neck and lips. Domestic Joel Miller is doing something to you that you cannot explain or begin to understand.

“I thought you’d be hungry? I can’t cook for ya if you’re gettin me all worked up, sugar” his lips press against your forehead, his cock growing against you. “I am hungry, just not for food” was all he needed to hear before he’s grabbing below your ass to pick you up and lay you on the kitchen island behind him. Your clothes are torn off and his cock is running up and down your slit, covered in your slick. “Fuck baby look what you do to me. I could cum right here just looking at you” he groans as he’s slipping inside you. His hand finds its way around your neck after he traces around your hard nipples and pinches firmly. Your moans echo the kitchen walls as he’s pounding into you, his free thumb drawing tight circles against your sensitive clit. The slapping of your skin colliding with his was making him thrust deeper into you and you grab his wrist to push him off your clit, not wanting to cum yet. “Cmon baby doll, you can cum more than once for me, can’tcha? Let me feel you cum, princess. I gotcha, cum like a good girl does, hm?” He snarls at you and you feel yourself tightening around him.

You’re a whimpering mess underneath him, needing him inside you for hours. He shoved his thumb in your mouth to suck on and slowed his thrusts to tease you, as you heard his front door open. Scrambling to dress yourselves, you couldn’t help but feel like this wouldn’t end well regardless of who it was. “Joel, did you forget we were going to tha-“ his words cut off as your eyes met his, and there he was standing. Tommy. His eyes widened as he put the clues together, realizing you wouldn’t step out from behind the island because you had no pants on. “Tommy let me explain-“ Joel started in and was overpowered by Tommy’s laugh. “Well I’ll be damned! Never pegged you for the morning delight kind of guy, Joel” glances between you and Joel were exchanged and he knew what you were thinking. “Tommy please don’t tell her dad. Please” he begs, his eyes meeting Tommy’s. “Oh would y’all calm down? I ain’t tellin no body. I’m just glad you two stopped messing around ‘cause the sexual tension y’all had goin on was enough to kill my ass pretty soon.” Your hands are flying to cover your hot blushing face, a laugh escapes your lips as Joel lets out a sigh of relief. “You fuckin dickhead.”

#joel miller #the last of us #dbf!joel #joel tlou #joel miller drabble #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #pedro pascal #dbf! joel smut #dbf!joel miller #pedro pascal x you

[oldhalloweentape]

🪨Venture (OW II) x (gn) reader headcanons⛏️

(Start of Romantic Relationship Pt. 1 Edition!)

(Not my picture!)

(Venture has to be one of the only characters that have made me write this frequently with little to no period of resting before jumping into another post than any other character.)

- Besides the previous jitters they had when they were trying to confess (confession here), they’re so loud and proud about you.

- On the list of subjects they just love to talk about, you’re high on that list.

- They just love you so much you know?

- Spending time with you is the highlight of their day, anywhere, even on the battlefield when they’re getting the shit knocked out of them by Reinhardt.

- On top of that, if the situation allows it, they love to be touching you in some way, whether it be holding hands, placing a hand on your thigh, wrapping their arm around your shoulders, etc.

- They think of you so highly, this does not go away as the relationship between you two progresses, trust.

- Never stops adoring you, and never stops sharing their thoughts with you either. Whether it be about certain types of rocks, artifacts, historical architecture, anything that pops in their brain and they’re in your presence…

- You best believe they’re gonna share it with you first than anyone else.

- Oh and you guys know Rosetta right? Y’all have rock kids together, that’s just fact.

- They all have their own names and their own special spots everywhere in the places you guys reside (together or separately).

- Started collecting them as a monthly anniversary tradition that went off the rails the second they brought one to you.

- You both take some of them to missions together (this is if you guys work together ofc) to gush over them like the proud parents you are.

- Love letters? Love letters, love letters coming from them come in several forms.

- The most common being sticky notes that consist of words of encouragement and flirting that usually has a rock pun in it.

- Like stupidly lame yet equally as cute puns, You can’t tell me they wouldn’t write “Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality! :D” or “Baby, you rock my world!”

- If they’re in charge of packing your lunch or something, expect notes like this on top of chocolate rocks, gummy worms, orange slices, bag of your favorite chips, and a hoagie sandwich.

- Nothing cooked cause I wouldn’t trust them with a stove.

- They understand if you want to take things slow, but they can’t resist thinking about the future.

- They can’t imagine a life without you in it!

- They’re in this for the endgame, they adore and love you so much, jumping at the chance to show it in any way possible!

(Sorry if this is all over the place, I just have so many ideas to voice about them :))

#venture x reader #venture overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch x reader #Spotify

[takeomisbitch]

I’ve never requested anything before so I hope I’m doing it right. Could you please do #18 for zoro and sanji? Sfw or nsfw, either is fine. Please and thank you I’m so excited 🙏❤️

Their Love Language

A/N: Thank you guys for 300 followers love y’all ♥️

Sanji x Gn!reader and Zoro x Gn!reader

Word Count:1136

Prompt 18

Warnings: SFW & NSFW, PDA, Fem body mentioned and mentions of him being pussydrunk, food mention, pet name: Sweetheart, My Love, cunnilingus, overstimulation(Sanji), mention of being drunk, reader is kinda a book worm, pet name: Pretty, Baby, slight orgasm control, hair pulling, ass slaps, slight breeding kink, tiny little praise kink(Zoro)

Headcanon Prompt List | One Piece Masterlist

SFW

I think its pretty noticeable that Sanji's love language is both Physical touch and Acts of service 

Sanji is very touchy loves PDA loves the idea that he can touch you and that you will except his touches 

When you first started dating Sanji was very hesitant about his touches always asking if you were comfortable then over the months he would just brush his hand against your arm, sly touches on your back, leaving chastes kisses on you cheek 

Sanji also likes having you in the kitchen with him when he is cooking meals for the crew

He has you sitting on the counter, spoon feeding you anytime he wants you to try something 

It's mid afternoon, you and Sanji are in the Kitchen as he prepares lunch, every now and then Sanji would bring the spoon up to your lips asking you how it tastes. “Taste good, sweetheart?” taking the spoon into your mouth moaning as the warm food hits your tongue, “Tastes amazing Sanji.” 

Now we all know that Sanji loves cooking but what he loves even more is just cooking for you

You're not feeling well? Don’t worry Sanji is running to the kitchen to make you soup. You wanna have a day out with him? He is packing a picnic basket if you’re docked on an island. If not he would have a picnic date with you in the aquarium on the Sunny

There are times when you forget that you need to do your laundry, and when you go to grab it you find already done and folded in the basket with a note on top “Seen you needed your laundry done so I did it for you- Love Sanji ♡”

You had made the decision to be lazy today, it's probably around 9 in the morning, you have been woken up by a knock on your door. “Y/N my love, I have you breakfast for you.” telling him to come in, Sanji walks in with a plate of french toast and fruit with a side of coffee. “I’ll be back later with your lunch, sleepyhead” he tells you as he places the breakfast table on your bedside, and leaving a kiss on your forehead he walks back out of the room

NSFW. 

Sanji also puts your pleasure over his 

He could and does spend hours eating you out 

Sanji likes having you in the missionary position or in the lotus flower position he just really likes being close to you

There are times that you want to give Sanji head but he would only allow you to if you're in the 69 position only because he wants to please you as well 

Sanji has been in between your legs for an hour now making you cum more than 3 times. Your juices are dripping down his face, “Sanji.. Please I’m too sensitive” you try to plead to him but he doesn’t listen he’s too pussydrunk to even hear you. The only noise Sanji hears is the sound of him slurping your juices and  his fingers going in and out of your wet cunt. “You taste so good Y/N, I can stay here all day”   

Zoro  

SFW

Zoro’s love language believe it or not is also physical touch and quality time 

Zoro likes having you in crows nest with him as he works out 

He also likes laying his head on your lap as he takes a nap but not in front of anyone it as to be in the comfort of your room or in the crows nest 

Zoro also likes when you both are just sitting in silence together 

You're sitting in the corner of the crows nest up against the wall reading a book as Zoro works out, the silence between you two is so comforting that you don’t realize you are nodding off. Before you know it you are slumped against the wall book laying on your side. Zoro sees you asleep, stopping his workout he decides to lay with you, he gently moves your head to lay on his shoulder, giving your forehead a kiss. Zoro lays his head on top of yours and lets sleep over take his body. 

Now Zoro is not big on PDA he think that his affection towards you should only be shown in private 

Zoro loves (but would never admit it) to be the small spoon like on days where his muscles are sore and he's getting ready for bed all he wants is to be held by you, He won't tell you directly but you know when he wants it cause he would be extra clingy and kiss your neck till you get the point  

He also likes when you're both at an island and you want to explore, you’ll grab his hand dragging him from shop to shop hands still entwined together

Zoro likes when you give him massages

He also gets very touchy in public only if he is drunk off his ass

You just finished up the book you've been reading when Zoro walks into your room, slugging towards the bed before he collapses in the spot next to you,  face in the pillow arms under it.  “Zoro, do you want a massage?” you ask slowly, getting up to sit on his lower half. “Please Y/N.”

NSFW

Now Zoro likes giving backshots he fucking loves doggystyle 

Zoro not someone that his soft when yall are having sex he also likes when you finish first then at the same time 

He would pull your hair, slap your ass 

Zoro also likes the cowgirl position he likes being able to watch you struggle to take him all and he likes that he can pull you down by you neck for a kiss

Zoro really loves when yall fuck because it feeds his quality time love language 

You are currently on all fours as Zoro pounds his thick cock into your wet hole. Feeling the tip of his cock brush against that sweet spot, “Zoro, I’m gonna cum” you moan out as his hand comes down to meet your ass in a hard slap “Not yet, hold it in for me, pretty.” Zoro’s thrust starts to pick up, you squeeze his cock from the sudden change of pace, Zoro grabs a fist full of your hair bringing you up to his chest. “You wanna cum baby? Hm? Then cum for me.” Once you hear him give you permission to cum you finish with your body shaking as Zoro cums deep inside your hole. He gives your ass one more slap before pulling out and watching cum leak out your abused hole, “You did so good for me baby” he gives your forehead kiss as he sets your body back down on the bed.  

© Bella 2023

#Bella writes ʕ•̫͡•ʔ #one piece x reader #one piece imagine #one piece x you #zoro x reader #zoro x y/n #zoro x you #roronoa zoro x reader #zoro roronoa x reader #sanji x reader #sanji vinsmoke #sanji x you #sanji x y/n #fluff #anime imagines

[ivrxquack]

Cod x reader fishing head cannons

(Also some frog molments)

Konig

Super excited

when he gets a catch please take a picture and praise him he’ll be giddy all week

would probably cry if y’all release the fish

likes to watch the frog eggs…exist

Horangi

boujee

complains about water getting in his boots

is pretty proud of his catch tho

gets fed up when a frog jumps on him

Price

Is a pro

Catches the biggest fishes

“playfully”throws the fish in your face while it’s flapping everywhere

wants to cook some frog legs

Ghost

Also kind of a pro

ready to cook the fish as soon as he pulls it up

gets a little quirky when you praise him

catches a huge screaming bull frog

Soap

No

throws the fish on you when he brings it out the water

will fling the frog across the forest if you give it to him

Will eventually chill once you two exit the boat and go home

Krueger

*insert Kevin gates roar*the wild side comes out

swims in the lake grabbing fish with his mouth

Chases around frogs

Eats the worms and frog eggs (he lacks social skills cause he’s been in my basement for so long)

Gaz

he’s all over the place like please sit down and stop rocking the boat

shakes in happiness when he pulls up a fish

Picks up frog eggs and just pokes them gently

Gets a little creeped out by the frogs but it’s all good

#lovers #cod x reader #love #x reader #foryoupage #cod horangi #codgaz #cod price #price is a dilf #cod ghost #cod konig #cod krueger #codsoap #cod x gn!reader #cod x y/n #cod x you #fishing #lake #frogs #cod hcs #cod imagine #codxreader

[prager-lover]

Recom Headcannons!!

These are my own, if ya aint like em, get over it :)

Send me your own, love hearing from others, also these are sfw, let me know if y’all would be interested in nsfw ones too, also these arent all the recoms, just ones i wanted to think abt

Quaritch

+ Was lowkey upset when he realized his new recombinant body doesnt have his old scars he got as a human, absentmindedly runs his hands over where they used to be and doesnt get used to the now smooth skin in their place

+ Wishes he had a rocking chair cuz hes a geriatric ass bitch

+ Used to be adventurous when he was younger, eating live bugs and worms that other military goons egged him on to eat but he learned from countless nights of endless vomitting to not be TOO much of a dumbass

Lyle

+ Avid Kanye fan

+ Randomly sings The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang (Listen to the song and try telling me i’m wrong)

+ Can fall asleep anytime, any place in under 2 minutes but wakes up quickly too

+ Loves Blueberry muffins

+ Has at least 10 pairs of Pit Vipers

+ Twists his tail around in his hand when hes nervous 

Z-Dog

+ Mansk tried teaching her how to cook and she almost burned a hole through a pan somehow, so she sticks to MREs when she’s alone

+ Gently bites the chocolate coating off from around peanut m&ms, then eats the peanut

+ Loves green, red and purple skittles only and if you try telling her they all taste the same she will punch you in the face

Lopez

+ Has a Rosary tattoo

+ Mad skills on a skate board, is trying to get scientists on Pandora to make him a custom sized skateboard since the human ones are too small

+ Likes whacking humans on the back of the head with his tail as he walks past them, but denies it was him

Mansk

+Likes watching youtube videos of people making bead bracelets and necklaces but mutes the sound if they talk, he just wants to hear the beads clack

+Takes Z-dog's yellow and orange skittles since she doesnt like them

+ The only thing that he was excited for when he woke up as a recom was the new and improved human weapons that had been developed while he was dead

Prager

+ Sings Somebody to Love by Queen at least three times during drunk karaoke

+ Tears bits of lined paper and tissues off and eats them

+ Uses an android

+ Loves milk, can sit down and just have a nice glass of milk, sometimes warm milk

+ Cant tolerate caffeine at all, you give him a can of energy drink and he is off the walls 

+Speaks insanely fast when he’s nervous or hyper

Ja

+ Can and will sing the entire Mamma Mia soundtrack

+ Theatre kid in disguise

+ Genuinely find Progressive Insurance Ads funny (bless his soul)

+ Loves gummy worms but not the sour kind

Brown

+ Sneaker head

+ Shits on Prager for using an Android

+ Can recite American Psycho from memory

+ Looks like a pretentious douchebag because he is one, but is very kind to select people

Felt silly so i typed this up literally 10 mins before work okay bye have a good day

#avatar the way of water #avatar #avatar 2 #avatar james cameron #avatar twow #ava #atwow #recom squad #deja blu #recoms #avatar recoms #recom lyle wainfleet #recom miles quaritch #recom z dog #recom ja #recom brown #recom mansk #recom lopez #recom prager

[theoneandonlyblob]

Some critters I doodled in a car ride for the croaker planet.

I am going to create little descriptions for them since I have nothing better to do :p. A bunch of stuff under the cut.

The little bird guy at the very top is a gourd predator, breaking into the seed gourds and eating them. Croakers sometimes follow the little guys in hopes of a seed snack.

The critter right underneath the little bird guy hunts in shallow water where it sifts through the freshwater swamps for plankton, small fish analogues, and some critters that are related to the wingless worm thingy at the very bottom.

Then the shrimp crab thingy in the middle left. Their cerci were repurposed for a display purpose. They live on the shores and in shallow freshwater habitats. They can be cooked, grilled, and fried if you ever wanted to try alien crab. Croakers in the areas where they live use them as a staple food in their diet.

Then in the very middle we have the weird bug :D. Out of all the weird little bugs in their planet the group this guy belongs to is closest to the “vertebrates” of the planet. This specific species is a herbivore that can usually be found crawling in dense foliage. These sparrow sized critters will suddenly leap out of the bushes and fly if they think they’ve been spotted. This usually results in the creature that it thought had seen them being startled and realizing it was a weird bug :p.

At the very bottom we have a worm with legs. These guys are found in clean waters and are good indicator species. They are food for many of the critters that call the rivers and swamps home. They occasionally become food for croaker chicks but are usually left alone.

Then the final one the Swamp Dragon. These guys can be found in rivers across the western continent. They feature in many, many croaker myths and legends. Some tell tales of them being foul vile creatures stealing food from unsuspecting croakers that worked hard for their catch while others tell of a strong noble creature that works hard for their food. In reality both of these are true. They will do a bit of kleptoparasitism but also catch their own food most of the time. They share the same food source of fish and other aquatic animals so there has probably been some of that going on between croakers and them but there’s only been a few documented cases. Plus croakers would probably just give the food to them since they are freakin massive compared to them. (Croakers are egret sized btw)

welp hope y’all enjoyed this thing :D

#speculative biology #xenobiology #speculative evolution #worldbuilding #critters #spec bio #spec evo #Croakers

[atsadi-shenanigans]

Feeding Alligators 28 - The Art of War

Y'all reach the grove. Battle plans ensue.

On AO3.

You can feel the Grove before you round the last bend and actually lay eyes on the damn thing. That heavy, oppressive dread. The goblin bodies have been cleared out, and there don’t appear to be any new ones. Hopefully, it’s been quiet while y’all were gone.

The gate lifts when the tiefling guards recognize y’all (and ain’t it interesting that it’s the very people that bitch wants to kick out who seem to be doing most of the heavy lifting, so to speak). You pass a young couple inside stacking their stuff into a wagon. Once in the cave, the others break off to talk to the trader, and you clock three more tieflings arguing with each other down the way.

Last time, you veered right. You can’t really speak, but you can still snoop. This time, you turn left. An old tiefling cooks at a cauldron. A blacksmith bangs away at a forge (you want to go over and watch so bad; you ain’t seen blacksmithing before).

But before all that, is the clacking and grunting. There, in another shaft of sunlight, a wooden platform. Training dummies stand in a line. Several tiefling whap at them with wooden swords. But it’s the gaggle of kids and the Black man talking to them in a low, easy tone that draws you in.

The kids look scared. One seems to be on the verge of tears. It’s this one the man takes a knee to talk to. Hand on then scrawny shoulder. Head ducked low so he can peer up at the wet face.

You know a pep talk, even if you don’t know the words.

He’s training them to fight. Training all of them to fight. They’re being kicked out with the looming threat of goblins; of course they’re teaching the kids defense.

Jesus.

The man stands. Readjusts the grip the kid has on the practice sword. Guides them to a dummy. A bash at the knees. A jab to the groin. All things within a kid’s reach. All things more likely to incapacitate than kill.

He backs off, lets the kid have another few goes. Claps and his voice carries an exuberant warmth. Enough that the kid swipes their face with a forearm and hacks at the dummy again.

The man turns, surveying the others, and that’s when he spots you. Faint recognition sparks in his eyes—eye, you see as you get closer; the other is artificial. You saw him before, during that goblin fight. Only a flash or two—you were hanging back and mostly trying to stay out of the way.

His eyebrows lift all friendly and he says something.

To which you can only smile and make a vague hand gesture to your ear. “Don’t speak y’all’s language, sorry.”

Though the “sorry” is in Faerunese.

The man nods slowly. Looks behind you and spots your companions—now clear of the trader and making their way over.

You turn back to the one-eyed man as he opens his mouth, and the goddamn worm flails in your skull. You’re distantly aware of shouting behind you, the man slams a hand to his head, and then your knees almost buckle and you stagger over to the fence—

Red skin. Black horn. Eyes liquid gold and the demon woman literally burns as an ax the size of your torso splits down—

Horror and urgency. A monster on the loose. She’ll carve a path of blood and bone up and down the Coast if you can’t find her, stop her—

The whammy passes. You hang, limp, over the fence and pant. Voices call around you. A child. You lift your head to see the man—

Wyll.

—see him comforting the crying kid again. Then footsteps jog up behind you as the rest of the group hightails it over, Astarion’s lilting voice sharp in annoyance.

Fuck, that brain shit is jarring when it isn’t Gale.

Everyone talks around you. Introductions and what the fucks, if you had to guess. Dude got brainwormed, too. You’d sensed concern in him. Where Gale had been shielded and Astarion a hot mess, Wyll had felt…collected. Worried, but channeled, like storm water redirected into an arroyo. All of his emotions serve a purpose.

Part of that worry is for the tieflings.

“Hello,” you say, hoping that passes as a form of “excuse me.” It nabs Gale’s attention, and to him you say, “Talk shadow druid.”

Wyll picks up on that with a frown. Repeats it slower, but shakes his head. More conversation—fucking running out of that potion, goddamnit.

“Go noun talk,” he says. Or that’s the part you pick up on, anyway.

Gale thanks him. Turns to leave.

But this guy has a brainworm, too. He seems a capable fighter, and, unlike everyone else (you included), doesn’t seem like a complete douchebag.

“Wyll,” you say. “You, um. You walk, talk, all of us? Walk, we sleep over there, eat. All of us also?”

Fuck, this is fucking hard. Come with us, you try to say. Join us in activities. Hopefully it made some sort of sense and wasn’t just babbled gibberish.

Astarion scoffs. But Wyll looks to Gale, says something with his head tilted. A “I’m considering, however” gesture.

The thoughts you’d seen. The demon woman. He’s hunting her. Worried about stopping her.

The last thing y’all need is another fight. But. But people working together, gadugi, got your ancestors through ten thousand years and a whole ass genocide, so hey.

“We all,” you say, swirl your finger to gesture to the group. Then make a stabbing motion. “We all, you. Bad fire tiefling.” Stab again.

Take the meaning, Wyll. Please, please have understood that.

He nods again, slowly. Gale meets your eye—the rest of the group bitching, some more quietly than others (Astarion)—and nods as well. Then Wyll is clapping Gale’s forearm, before holding out a hand to you.

Look at you, making friends and allies.

Now, to start a possible coup.

***

The person Wyll sent y’all to talk to is a druid woman whispering to birds. Neat. You let Gale and Wyll do all the talking, while you watch Bird Lady. The second she hears “shadow druid” her face darkens.

Well shit. There’s your answer.

She’s agitated, now. Talking low, looking around. You catch Kahga’s name a couple of times, that Halsin guy as well. You need to communicate. You don’t have the vocabulary to pantomime this.

You tap Gale’s shoulder and temple-tap. The muscles of his jaw clench, but he nods.

Initiating the mind-whammy is, somehow, even more disorienting when you’re the one starting it. The world shifts, and you can see yourself standing there—

Oh my fucking god, you are such a mess, you look half dead and greasy—

Focus, Gale thinks.

You close your eyes. Both sets. How many for Kahga, how many for Halsin?

It is… a whole trip to feel Gale’s brain forming words and speaking them. If your lids weren’t shut, you’d be cross-eyed and drooling right now.

Five or six for Kahga certainly. More every day, Gale translates. Must act soon. Now. Before tide shifts.

Tell her gather Halsin ’s people. Armed—

A spike of alarm through him, but also the others (oh goddamnit, it’s a group chat again fuck) and you feel disgust, disappointment, and amusement.

Scheming, as in derogatory. Has to be Lae’zel.

Winning, you think and picture wolves on an elk. Which seems to slap Shadowheart right out of the group chat. More numbers, no fight, easier victory—

The connection sloughs off. You gasp and blink at the sudden daylight. Sway a moment until your balance kicks back in.

Lae’zel is, indeed, curling her lip. She wants a fight. Wants honor or glory or whatever stupidass thing her people and that fuck off sword value.

But you don’t want a fight. You want to win. And that means setting the pieces so the enemy never has a warning, never has a chance to respond. Because the enemy is bigger than you, stronger, more numerous, more influential. They have more power than you can ever claim, and trying to fight something like that is suicide.

You know how to bide your time, suck it up, and wait for the right moment. How to strike in the dead of night and be gone before anyone even knows you’re missing. Beyond reach before they can lift a finger.

Fairness is for people who can afford to lose.

Astarion stares at you until you notice, and looks away, pretending he wasn’t absolutely doing just that.

Gale must present your idea to Bird Lady. She looks grim as fuck as she sends her last birds off. As she turns and surveys the circle of druids around their idol, chanting as magical, green haze fills the air around them.

Her eyes are scared when she looks to you.

Which leaves the tieflings. The terrified kids swinging wooden swords around. The tieflings as a whole clearly don’t know how to fight if Wyll has to teach their children. You think of the skinny one that don’t talk, of the pipsqueak y’all saved from the harpies. If this goes bad, they need to stay out of it, stay hidden and safe.

“Wyll,” you say. “Tieflings also. No this here. Walk over there. All them shh.”

You mime crouching. Put a hand over your mouth, motion under Bird Lady’s bench.

Wyll’s gaze is sharp. His nod swift. He says something to Gale, who turns and nods at you. Well takes off at what could almost pass as a casual stroll, if you hadn’t seen the tight expression on his face.

“Tieflings,” Gale says and a verb. One he demonstrates ducking down. Hopefully it’s “to hide.”

Good. That’s good. Keep the civilians out of this. Keep the kids the fuck away from this.

The door to Kahga stands twenty feet to your left. You itch to slip in there, get things over with (or run for the hills because what the fuck are you playing at here). But you need to give them time. They got to get everybody ready, and you can’t draw attention to yourselves just yet.

So you look over to the man in the foppish had trying to talk to a bear, and let your feet guide you, and clasp your free hand into a tight fist so no one can see how it shakes.

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Lt. Natasha “Phoenix” Trace — Fluffy Headcanons ❤️‍🔥 | Top Gun Maverick Headcanon

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Dancing is weekly occurrence when in a relationship w/ Phoenix. She loves dancing and its better when she gets to hold you in her arms or spin you around. You two are the main attraction when you go to dance clubs. Sometimes when you’re home Phoenix will play music just to sway you side to side.

Whenever Phoenix lets her hair down you automatically love to run your fingers through it. She’s always keeping it up per regulation but you relish when its down in its natural wave. You especially love when its hair washing day and she needs your assistance. “Babe, can you help me with—.” “YES!”

Phoenix loves to cook and is always trying new recipes. You’ll be her taste tester and when its your turn in the kitchen she can’t help but stand to the side and watch you. You are that couple who plan your week’s worth of meals and go to the commissary or grocery store together to get the stuff. But never go on an empty stomach—cause then you leave with your cart overflowing with shit you didn’t come for in the first place.

Y’all are the ones who would host a Friendsgiving w/ the other members of the Dagger Squad. It became a tradition with y’all having a specific theme each year. One year it was everyone had to make a dish that started with the first letter of their name, then another you all dressed up ad Maverick. This past year involved going around the table and unpacking celebrity scandals.

You and Nat are not just partners, but each other’s best friend & cheerleader. In the gym you are pushing each other to get another rep in. When it comes to your jobs you’re both there to listen when the other needs to rant about the rough day they had. “Today the Gs were just too much and it gave me a headache. I was off target by five seconds.” You two are always going out of your way to make sure the other knows they are loved. Even if it small & simple gestures. “I ran you a bath if you’re feeling up to it. I went out yesterday to get those bath salts you love.”

Date night is a weekly ritual. They mostly consist of walks on the beach, dinner and movie night, of going to the arcade since you two are competitive. You’ll go to the fair when its in town or splurge on a concert every once and a while. It’s something you always look forward to at the end of the week when you’re free from nights nose deep in work where you can enjoy time with your lover.

Phoenix is a total book worm, in fact, the reason y’all met was because she saw you reading a favorite book if hers in a cafe. She was on her lunch break and needed a quick coffee to keep her going when she spotted you in the corner table completely invested in the book you had. When she saw the title —and how absolutely gorgeous you were—Nat walked up to you saying, “that’s a great book you’ve got there. One of my favorite reads this year. What part are you at?” You, completely speechless by the beautiful woman in front of you, stuttered out a response. Before Nat knew it she was well over her lunch break after you two fell deep into discussion over the main character. Once y’all became official, you guys would have nights where you cuddled up to Nat just to listen to her read aloud.

If you’re an artist of some form—photographer, musician, painter, writer, poet, etc—Nat would be your muse. Anything that came to your creative mind often involved her in some way, shape, or form. Your memory card would be filled with images of her doing candid things like reading, cooking, working on her car, or simply walking down the street ahead of you. The song book with pages upon pages of lyrics referenced her doe eyes and gorgeous smile. The protagonist/love interest of your novel would be based around her personality. Paintings often depicted Nat or drew inspiration from your relationship.

Rooster and Bob are your closest friends in the squad. Bob because he wad Nats backseater and best friend, and Rooster because not only did he know Nat the longest but also was the first to welcome you to their little family. He’d be the first person you’d go to when asking for advice on what to get Nat for birthday, anniversary, promotion and what not. You and Bob often have deep discussions where he gives wonderful advice whenever you’re seeking a third party opinion.

Nat loved dogs so expect to have multiple in your home. You guys are always fostering to help the local animal shelter—which sometimes makes you regret it since you always cry when an animal you’ve attached to has to leave. You guys have adopted four fur babies and must live off base since on base residents are only required two pets. And there’s no way in hell you’re surrendering/re-homing your fur children. “Wait Nat, they’ve all bonded—we can’t separate them!!” “Then we’re gonna need a bigger house, baby….one with a giant yard.”

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[jedimasterbailey]

barrissoka game but for kenduli (u know they're my one true love) 3, 22, 30 + 42 <3

OMG YES YES MORE KENDULI YES YES 😍 Forever in debt to you for getting me addicted to them 🥹 I will happily answer these for you my friend 💚💙

3- What do the Masters think of their relationship and would they show their support?

I personally feel that Qui-Gon would support Obi-WAN’s relationship with Luminara 10000%. Qui-Gon would just be happy that his Padawan is getting laid with someone he deems suitable. Luminara is the ultimate good girl with a naughty streak so Qui-Gon would always be pushing Obi-Wan to let loose with her, but he would also ensure that Obi doesn’t become as cringe and obvious as Anakin is with Padme. As for Luminara, I like to headcanon that her Master was Katri from the Tales of the Jedi and I feel she would also be happy for her Padawan but would keep a close eye, making sure Luminara doesn’t get hurt and stays true to her Jedi training and herself. All in all, in a happy world, where Obi-Wan and Luminara can have their family, I believe there would be very supportive “in-laws”.

22- Whose the “top” and whose the “bottom” or do they switch?

Luminara is the top for sure 🥵 She is a woman who can command like no other and probably enjoys giving it to Obi-Wan (especially after he does stupid shit like almost have a mind controlling worm enter Luminara’s nose). I have no doubt that Obi-Wan completely melts like a school boy whenever Luminara gives him the eyes or smirk because my God could she shut anyone down with an expression. Maybe every so often they switch whenever Obi-Wan is really in the mood, but otherwise it’s almost always Luminara 😏

30-Who would be the better cook?

Luminara 100% I feel that Obi-Wan never got much of a culinary lesson with Qui-Gon who seems like someone who just microwaves everything even when you shouldn’t and on top of that, he has his pal Dex, who makes greasy diner fare so…yeah not much inspiration there. Luminara on the other hand was probably educated in every which way about her culture, including food, and she seems to be a woman of refined taste so she would take the time to learn recipes and master cooking. I can see people lining up to eat Luminara’s food and Barriss gets jealous because she wants to be the exclusive taste taster. The lady would have to be in bed sick in order for Obi-Wan or anyone else in the disaster lineage set foot in her kitchen.

42-If Order 66 never happened, what would their futures look like?

If Order 66 never happened, Im on the camp that like Anakin and Padme that Obi-Wan and Luminara would also pursue a more public romantic relationship and possibly have a child together (forever headcanoning a baby girl for them). Perhaps they’d take a break from their Jedi duties to go raise their child in one of their homeworlds like Stewjon with Obi-WAN’s birth family or Mirial or maybe somewhere else. Just anywhere but Tatooine, Luminara would never forgive Obi-Wan for that one 😂 Of course they’d still be tending to their respective Padawans and their families and as they get older, they’d become Grandmasters of the Order and continue to pass on their wisdom. In short, they’d have the happiest life they both so rightfully deserve 💚💙

Again thank you so much for these asks! I love talking Kenduli 🥰😍 Let me know what y’all think in the comments and don’t be afraid to send more asks!

Maybe I should make a Kenduli ask game after all? 🤔

#thanks for the ask! 💙💚 #kenduli #obinara #obi wan x luminara #luminara unduli #obi wan kenobi #star wars ask game #star wars #the clone wars

[thedynamicworm]

I committed to the bit a little too hard and drew Vox as the girl from Red Flags by Tom Cardy

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[wellthatschaotic]

Are there any bugs or bug-like creatures in the paracosm y’all particularly remember? Be that ones you liked to watch or ones that could be a bit annoying as y’all went about the day?

"PIXIES-" *drags alisha away from keyboard (again)*

other bugs in that same forest are really pretty but also. carnivorous and/or like. acidic. so keep your distance probably because they Will take a chunk out of you. honestly i stay out of that forest it's pretty but not worth it.

we do have a lot of earth-adjacent bugs (since earth and etheria come from the same root world. which is another thing we could go more into perhaps!) but some are more adapted to (nature) magic because of. well. evolution. there are even mosquito-like-things that drink magic/energy instead of blood which are. annoying. i will say we have cooler moths & butterflies though

asteria's bugs are more different since it's a lot less earth-like in general. everything is Bigger there to the point where some of the bugs are like. tameable. not pets per say but like. smart lil guys. there's one species used for like mail that i can't remember the name of i'll have to ask aerwyn. there's another insect that i also can't remember the name of where its wings & scales are used for Fancy Clothes (think of how we use silk which is made from worms).

OH speaking of worms back on esteria there is a bug that is Not on earth that's. kind of like a worm? ish? like yknow how caterpillars turn into butterflies. this thing is a worm that turns into a caterpillar like thing. in its teenage stage (between worm/caterpillar when it's just starting to like. grow legs) it is considered a Delicacy (i don't like it but alisha says i've just never had it prepared right. but she also can't cook for shit). same bug in its Final Form has really tough scales that are sometimes used for Shinies but not too often.

ok gtg to work bye!!

#chaos chitters

[soapyl]

Do y’all ever wonder where smells go? Cuz I do.

My theory:

They dissolve into the air and slowly contaminate the earths air with the scents so subtlety that no one notices the progressive change.

With that the earth could have smelled completely different in the 1700’s

WOULD WE BE ABLE TO MAKE THE ENTIRE EARTH SMELL LIKE SOMETHING IF WE ALL WORKED TOGETHER?

Just imagine… the entire earth could smell like worms and dirt if we all just cooked that up and left it out all day for like, one year. ONLY ONE YEAR!!!

Come on people, who needs to solve global warming when we have THIS.

#makeearthgreatagain #wormsanddirtareunderatedashell #thatwasmychildhoodman #iwillnotrestuntilthisisachived #fyp #fypfypfypfypfypfypdypfypfypfypfypfypfyfpfyfpfyp

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I wrote a fanfic of my Deputy and Sharky, and it’s kinda long but I hope y’all enjoy it

It had been about two years since Deputy Ryder Reid freed Hope County from the iron grip of the Edens Gate cult. Since then he had settled in the Henbane River region with his boyfriend Sharky as they helped to rebuild Hope County from the destruction that Eden's Gate had caused. One morning, he rose later than usual and walked into the kitchen. There he saw Sharky cooking breakfast, still dressed in pajamas and shaking his hips to his beloved disco playlist as he cooked. Sharky looked over at Ryder, “mornin’ babe! The early bird may get the worm but you know what the late bird gets? Extra bacon with his pancakes!” he said as he set a plate of food down on the table.

Ryder laughed and sat down, Sharky was usually a very bubbly and joyful man but something had him extra cheerful today. He couldn't quite put his finger on it though, he would have to wait and find out. Shaky sat next to him and poured him a drink, “and a nice tall glass of the finest chocolate milk, I know you love your chocolate” he giggled. Ryder took a sip and smiled, “oh man, this is some great stuff. Thanks for making breakfast love”. Sharky blushed and looked away, “aw heck, it’s nothin’, I can’t let you have all the fun when it comes to cooking” he replied. After the two ate their breakfast and cleaned up it was time to shed their pajamas for some more respectable public clothes. While Sharky always kept it simple, old jeans and a green sweater, Ryder preferred to dress for the season, and the cold October wind blowing through the county meant that it was old flannel shirt season. “So what’s on the agenda for today love?” Ryder asked. “Well, today I have a little somethin’ planned for us. We’re going to Nick’s place for a pumpkin carving contest. All our buddies are going to be there, even Jess” Sharky replied excitedly. Ryder snorted, “even Jess huh? I’m surprised, she normally likes her solitude. I’ll be happy to see her though''.

Before they knew it the two men were already at their destination. They hopped out of the car and headed over to the house where Nick had a big pile of pumpkins ready for carving. “Sharky! Ryder! So happy to see y’all!” Nick said as he pulled them in for a hug. Sure enough, all of the couple’s friends were there. After some friendly mingling, it was time for the main event.

Everyone was handed a knife and they began to carve away at the festive squashes. Not so much as a minute after Ryder had cut the top off his pumpkin a cry rang out from across the table, it was Hurk. Judging from the blood coming from his hand he must’ve cut himself pretty good with his knife. “Owie owie owww!” Hurk cried. Ryder grabbed a rag and pressed it firmly against the wound and Nick came rushing out of the house with gauze and bandages, “you’re gonna be ok Hurk, I’ve got you” he said as he began to wrap his friends hand in a bandage.

“Owie owie owww!” Hurk cried as he squirmed. “Hey now, hold still Hurk” Nick said as Hurk continued to squirm in pain. Ryder took Hurks other hand and rubbed his back. “Shhh, it will be alright Hurkie, the wound didn’t look too bad. Just let Nick bandage it and you’ll be alright” he said softly. Hurk seemed to take his advice and eventually stopped squirming and Nick finished bandaging his hand. Ryder turned back to his pumpkin and began to scoop out the guts when he noticed something shiny and silver in the pumpkin.

Out of curiosity he picked it up and examined it, and that’s when he heard a thump and an uncomfortable groan from Sharky. Ryder turned to see what the matter was when he saw Sharky down on one knee, and then it hit him. The silver thing he had yet to inspect was a ring! He wiped the piece of jewelry off on his shirt and gave it a closer look as tears began to well up in his eyes. “Ryder, we’ve known each other for two years now and have like, literally been through a war with Peggies together. Will you marry me?” Sharky asked. “Y-yes, absolutely I will” Ryder replied, cupping Sharky’s face and kissing him.

“But please don’t tell me that you had Hurk cut his hand on purpose just to hide the ring” Ryder said sternly. “Naw man, I just gots to work on my knife skills, or try not to get too fancy with my shapes. Hey Sharky, can I be bestest man-cousin-person at your wedding?” Hurk asked. Ryder laughed and patted Hurk on the back, “hey if he doesn’t let you I’ll totally let you be mine”. “Is that even a question, broski? Of course you can bro! It can’t be a special day without my favorite cuz there” Sharky replied. Soon they all got back to chatting and carving and eventually it was time to announce the winner.

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I posted 248 times in 2022

That's 91 more posts than 2021!

36 posts created (15%)

212 posts reblogged (85%)

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I tagged 108 of my posts in 2022

#ronance - 57 posts

#robin buckley - 9 posts

#nancy wheeler - 9 posts

#the ronance brainrot is real - 8 posts

#stranger things - 6 posts

#ronance fic - 4 posts

#lgbt - 3 posts

#the owl house spoilers - 3 posts

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Longest Tag: 134 characters

#like nancy can’t flirt to save her life but robin just does (sometimes without meaning to) and nancy is like oh my flirting is working

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington & Nancy Wheeler Characters: Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler, Steve Harrington Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Jealous Nancy Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler Has a Crush on Robin Buckley, Robin Buckley Has a Crush on Nancy Wheeler, how do i project on the both of them at the same time, Not Beta Read, who the fuck do i give this to beta read like???, i hav a playlist dedicated to this fic im writing, i have no posting schedule. sorry., Mentioned Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler, theyre breaking up later bc they are both gay <3, Oblivious Nancy Wheeler, Oblivious Robin Buckley, hehehehehehe Summary:

it’s not necessarily that she wants to like, own robin or anything. it’s just moments like these - when guys are blatantly flirting with the girl and she makes no move to acknowledge it - she feels the slight urge to grab the girl’s arm and drag her away to where no one can see her, except nancy herself.

she feels something, like some heat in her stomach that just makes her angry to the point of screaming and crying. but if she confronts any part of these feelings that is an entire can of worms she’ll have to open up and she’s not ready to deal with that in the middle of a store, family video at that.

or

nancy wheeler doesn't get jealous. but the thought of other people trying to flirt with robin does rub her the wrong way.

35 notes - Posted September 29, 2022

#4

no words. i’m not gonna say a word. but i will go fully delusional if i don’t get a robin and nancy scene.

90 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#3

gf that starts a petty debate/argument over nothing just to see what the other is gonna do and gf who falls for it everytime.

92 notes - Posted December 7, 2022

#2

y’all netflix argentina is my new best friend

they’re feeding into my delusions <3

167 notes - Posted September 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i like the idea that nancy cannot cook at fucking all like she just cannot cook while robin somehow always makes a fucking gourmet meal.

like the reason nancy sucks is because she’s too scared of over seasoning or overcooking or doing literally anything wrong in the kitchen. like it gives her extreme anxiety. she actually made plans to either date/marry someone who can cook or depend on eating out for the rest of her life.

and robin gets so bored sometimes she just fuckjng taught herself. like her parents were working late and she was like 11 in the house by herself and they left no food for her and she doesn’t have the money to order out so she just fucking winged it and cooked for herself with whatever’s in the kitchen.

i wanna say like before they started dating nancy somehow ended up saying that she cannot cook to save her life and robin’s like “i’ll teach you! it’s honestly easier than you think! :D” and nancy doesn’t know how to tell robin it’s more likely with the both of them in the kitchen it’s more likely that everything ends up on fire

so they do this thing where they both cook the same dish for the other to try and robins literally trying to get her to let loose in the kitchen and nancy is just so fuckjng worried and robin is like “im not gonna hate you if you put a little bit more pepper than what’s recommended” but nancy is like robin is so nice for lying to my face about this she’s so sweet

so they eat each others food and nancy is like this fucking amazing and robin is just like “nancy you took this off the stove way too early but beside that it’s fine” (she’s slightly lying, but she doesn’t mind teaching nancy how to cook and trust herself with non emergency things) and nancy is barely listening because all she’s thinking is about how great robin is and she’s a great cook???? she’s all like ‘oh if robin was single (because how could robin not be dating someone it’s robin she’s amazing) and if i were a guy i’d propose to her right in this moment’

nancy later realizes that that was not a platonic thought to have about a Very Platonic™ best friend of hers

idk i might put this in the jealous nancy fic (WHICH IM FINISHING THE FIRST CHAPTER OF ISTG ITS JUST THAT DANCE IS A LOT RN)

425 notes - Posted September 23, 2022

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