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#actually i hate the emo quiet guy the most i think hes lame and i dont like the way he ... raps...? in the songs whys he all breathy
undeadvinyls · 2 years
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UHHHH UMMM UHHHH. TELL US ABT BETTY 🎤🎤🎤 what’s her personality like? what’s her relationship with her parents like? does she plan on becoming a zombie hero like them? Is that too many questions oops
UEUE YESYESYES AND IT AIN'T TOO MANY QUESTIONS TYSM FOR ASKING SO MANY
personality? Well.. lemme say she's.. your typical edgy teen from the late 90s/early 2000s. she has a bit of emo thing going on even if it's mixed with disco and rock. Yes, i'm dead serious, that's what she calls herself. on the outside, she's really snarky, sassy and pretty much a mean girl. like the 2000s film. deep down inside her she has a good heart though, but never really shows it as she says that it's lame (as she calls everything and everyone like that) it's pretty much your ordinary teen angst mixed with sassyness and glimpses of good heart.
relationship with parents? OOOH time for a paragraph. so like, Electric Boogaloo is your typical overprotective father. he loves his little girl very much but he gets really overprotective over her, even with the smallest things, for example, when she's spending time with the other heroes as a sidekick, he's always worried they're gonna break her and get her injured. He is NOT a helicopter parent though, no. such a guy would never be a one; in fact he wants to give her as much freedom as she can have. he gets very cheery over her doing anything! last time Betty's music school organized a talent show, he started cheering for her loudly before she even started. so like, he's a very protective parent who means well quite well and supports his kid like a lot, and is so happy he could share his interests with her, but still, his overprotective and reckless parenting gets in the way like a lot, as Betty is constantly tired of it. Speaking of her, time for her perspective. She loves her father, she truly does, but she really doesn't show it, mainly due to him embarrassing her like a lot and constantly, that's where she gets her short temper as well. She hates the fact that her father still sees her as a child, when she's in fact 16. boogaloo gets it, he knows she's a teen and she has some personal space now and he can't control her unlife, but he sometimes feel bad that pretty much she got dragged into this hero mess and wants to protect her with all of his heart, even if she, still, knows how to fight back. but of course, he means no harm. it's absolutely just huge fatherly love for his daughter, even if it gets too big. Now, Dazzling Starr and Betty! I have to say, she has better contact with her mother than her father, mainly cause she's less of overprotective mother and more of "cool mom". of course, she's very cheery too, even more, she's like the most supportive mom on the block, but that gets out of the hand too, simillar to boogaloo. she's one hell of a proud mom, and thank to her, betty got her passion for music, but dazzling herself is a very loud parent who's not afraid to publically how much she loves her daughter, which well, embarrasses Betty as well. you could say she's not as overprotective as boogaloo, but she's WAAY more cheery than him. But just like Boogaloo, she loves very much, she just still, does not show it, as she thinks that such deep love is lame. sometimes she just wants to be left alone without her parents, but at least dazzling is always there to speak. she's not soothing nor comforting that much, but she has a quiet, rare side to herself which is here for her sweet thing.
future? zombie hero?? what she want to do??? well, she's actually a part of the team! the zombie heroes are in fact her weird uncles and aunties, with the exception of professor brainstorm, who's "grandpa brainstorm" and the imps, who are her little brothers and best friends. she's like... a sidekick for them, even if she doesn't want to be a one and would prefer actually having fun with her powers (electricity + sound manipulation) rather than doing boooring missions. when she grows up, she doesn't want to be a hero, she'd pretty much live like her powers aren't there and just use them for stuff like charging her phone. she wants to be a drummer, and she actually got a kick for that and a true talent. from her mom! she got the musical talent from mom!
damn i really wrote so much abeu tysm for asking sm tho!! made me happy
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xiaobees · 2 years
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not to be mean spirited and rude but
#i hope no one sees this but i also just had to get these thoughts out here#feel free to block me seriously#also i tried to censor the group name cause i definitely dont want fans of the song/group to feel angry or hurt by this comment#i absolutely hate the c/at's wh!skers song 'master of music'#it puts me in a murderous rage#i hate it so fucking much#i havent read the lyrics yet tho so maybe it'll change my mind but i think it sounds fucking stupid#but i fucking hate it sosososososo much#i tried to listen to it again just now to see if i like it more but honestly i hate it even more#because at first listen i was curious abt paral!v3 and listening to all the songs and it was... not my taste but yknow whatever#but now that i know how good the rest of the songs are im just so bewildered on how such a bad song exists amongst the rest#maybe reading the lyrics will help me understand it but why are they meowing for like half of the song and it doesnt even sound good like#without knowing the lyrics i know theyre called 'the ca/t'$ wh!sker$' but just..... stop#theyre not even good meows!!! they sound bad!!!!!!#also im just being a hater at this point but i think the characters in that group suck AHHAHAHAHH like theyre fcking boring#the only one i like is ryuu but i havent listened to the drama cds yet#i think the rest are fcking boring or just..... not my type../?? im just being a hater i hope no one reads these#their other songs are quite good tho i dont hate the group#actually i hate the emo quiet guy the most i think hes lame and i dont like the way he ... raps...? in the songs whys he all breathy#ok im gonna stop now cause i feel bad for being a hater but i have to let it out#ok wait final comment this isnt the only song i dislike#i love coz/mez but i think 'this is my love' sucks too (dont know the lyrics but)#im a hater!! im sorry!!!
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elzemayne · 4 years
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Hey(: Can I request a punk reader with Bakugou Shoto and hawks HC? The reader takes them to shows, shows them bands and teaches them how to sew on patchs.
You know, I wasn’t ever going to take requests on this blog, but why not? This one was cute, hope you like it~
Katsuki Bakugou:
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Bakugou loves your punk aesthetic
he thinks it’s hot that you look like a rebel and thinks your ‘devil-may-care’ attitude is the coolest thing
although he would never admit that out loud to you
You don’t even have to ask Bakugou to know that he would love going to a punk show
you force him to wear ear plugs regardless of how much he yells that he doesn’t need them, because you’ve been to enough shows to know that yes, you do in fact need them
he reluctantly wears them but is secretly grateful that you care
he probably already knows a lot of emo bands, so he’s open to anything once you show him all of the bands you like
he’s definitely into music and I headcanon that he can play guitar as well as the drums so he appreciates your taste
you guys both like to listen to punk after long work/school days, and when you’re alone in the car
when you first introduce him to sewing and show him the patches you make, he says that it’s lame, but once he actually learns how to do it he finds the repetitiveness to be calming
you have a lot of sneaky photos of him with a cute concentrated face as he sews patches onto different jean jackets
Shoto Todoroki:
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Todoroki is hesitant at first when you introduce him to your punkness
he wants to understand the things you enjoy because he wants to know all of the different parts of you, but he’s a more quiet, awkward individual
however
once you show him how cathartic shouting along to punk songs and screaming at punk shows can be, I think he would actually kind of get into it
as soon as he hears a song about hating parents and society he knows that he’s going to enjoy punk
he definitely prefers jamming out at home with you than going to shows, just because he’s not a big fan of all the crowds
but he’s going to listen to all of the songs you recommend and he’s even going to go explore for new artists and albums and send you links
he knows that you love to sew and will be more than happy to have you teach him
fair warning though...he’s not going to be good at it
there’s just something about small, delicate movements that frustrates him and he’s always getting angry that he makes tiny mistakes so there ends up being a ton of half-way done patches
when he finally does finish one though, he’ll think it’s perfect and will want to share it with you
Hawks:
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I can totally imagine Hawks being into the punk scene as well
I actually headcanon that he had somewhat of an emo/punk phase when he was younger but it was quickly diminished by the hero agency
he loves your look and the aesthetic, and the whole idea of screwing society and all of it’s rules is something deeply personal to him
since he’s always felt trapped by his obligations and the pressures put around him, he would whole-heartedly accept the punk ideal as an escape
you took him to a show one time and you two almost got kicked out because his wings accidentally knocked over someone’s drink and a fight broke out
he loves to listen to you talk about the songs and artists your passionate about, and will want you to show them all to him right then and there
he also loves taking you to the rooftop to sing/scream at the top of your lungs while playing the songs on full blast
he knows that it annoys the neighbors but he loves spending that time with you just feeling like a rebel again
he LOVES watching you sew patches
his bird-brain thinks it’s the most interesting thing and he will sit there for hours with his eyes trained on your fingers going in and out and around the fabric
when you try to teach him, he’s okay at it but he defintiely prefers just to watch you do it instead
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baka-monarch · 4 years
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It’s A Small World: Prologue
Summery: Roman is Virgil’s high school bully, and finally regrets his actions on the last day of school. Virgil is a size shifter that is happy that he won’t ever have to see his high school bullies again... right?
TRIGGER WARNINGS: CUSSING, MENTIONED HOMOPHOBIA, ALCOHOL, SMOKING, PENIS MENTION, BULLYING
Virgil had never been the type of person to stand out, to be looked at in awe, or envious of. He had always stayed in the back and stayed quiet, nobody knew him as anything more than the Wannabe Emo. 
And he was perfectly happy keeping it that way.
At least until he got a scholarship to Hamilton University.
It was true that Virgil didn't have much of a talent, but when it came to writing he excelled. In fact, the few times that he'd reveled in attention were whenever he won a competition because of his writing. Before he was even a Senior he was taking college-level courses for his writing capabilities, and when he'd gotten his letter from Hamilton University about a scholarship his brother had decided it was time to celebrate. The plan was that on the last day of high school his brother Patton and their boyfriend would take him to a My Chemical Romance concert that just so happened to land on that same day.
At least, that was the plan.
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Virgil sat in the back of class ebbing with excitement. It was the last class of the day and he could not wait to get it over with. His knee bounced anxiously as he watched the clock tick away, closer and closer to the bell of release. He wished it would go faster but with the teacher droning on and everyone being quite instead of being stupid, it made it seem like time was going much slower. Eventually he just released a tired sigh as he finally actually looked down at his paper to work, unfortunately at that same moment the bell finally rang making him jump in surprise. As everyone ran out of the classroom Virgil took a moment to collect himself before he grabbed his things and left, rushing to his locker.
Roman was skipping class before the bell rang. Him, the other jocks, and all the hot girls at school were hanging out in the boy’s bathroom getting busy. Chad had brought a Bluetooth speaker and was playing music from his Spotify playlist, while Heather had somehow snuck in alcohol, and Karen was passing around cigarettes and vapes. At the moment Roman was trying to avoid all of them, luckily Jerry and Tom were busy comparing penises, and although Roman wasn’t interested, watching them was better than getting drunk, high, or being around everyone who was drunk and high. Roman did have a few thoughts about seeing the males pantsless, but he dismissed them because he's straight, right? This party was meant to be a farewell to Roman, the most popular man at their high school, and yet, Roman himself hated the party but it was for him and his girlfriend was having fun, so he just couldn’t leave. So, Roman stuck to his little corner of the bathroom, waiting for the bell to ring. Luckily for him, it finally did and he rushed out of there with Heather merrily trailing behind him.
As Roman was leaving, Virgil was just finishing up getting everything out of his locker. Roman was ready to just leave and forget about the bullied emo all together, but Heather had other plans. Virgil jumped back as his locker was suddenly slammed shut, the bitchy, makeup covered face of the culprit standing where the door once was.
“What’s up emo freak.” Heather spat. Virgil glared at her, but he wasn’t in the mood to deal with a bitch today, so he just turned and went to try and walk away. “Nu uh, you little fucker. It’s time for you to get your farewell present! Isn’t that right Roman?” She held Virgil’s arms tightly behind his back, preventing him from moving as he was forced to face the jock. Virgil just focused on the ground silently as he waited for whatever was about to happen.
“C’mon Heather, it’s not worth it. Let’s just go home.” Roman tried to reason with her.
“Aw, Ro-Ro, y’know we can’t do that.” She whined. “He needs something to remember this day by, just like everyone else.” She said this in such a sickeningly sweet voice that Virgil wanted to gag.
“Like what? Heather, I really just wanna go home.” It was true, Roman was tired and just didn’t want to deal with emo fucker today.
“Well how about…” Heather took a few moments to think about it, looking Virgil over and making him shiver. Finally her eyes landed on a little piece of paper that was sticking out of Virgil’s pocket. “This!” She exclaimed as she pulled Virgil’s MCR concert ticket out of his hoodie.
“Hey!” Virgil cried out when he saw what she had, and finally started struggling.
“Woah, calm down emo. What the fuck is it?” Roman said, and Heather happily handed it to him as she held Virgil back.
“Let me go!” He struggled.
“My Chemical Romance?” Roman read the ticket. He didn’t know that they were in concert right now. Maybe if he got home fast enough he could get his own ticket?
“You mean that lame emo band!?” Heather cackled. Roman flinched at her response, they were his favorite band… he’d forgotten that they were seen as an emo thing.
“Uh, yeah…” Roman mumbled out. He took a moment to then look at emo freak in a new light. For the first time Roman noticed how his hoodie was hand made with amazing craftsmanship,  the small bit of makeup he was wearing was applied with the precision of an artist, and his purple fringe actually looked really cool. Why had Roman bullied this guy again?
 “Let’s tear it up.” Heather’s voice cut through Roman’s thoughts.
“What?” Was all Roman said as Virgil paused in his struggling enough to watch as Heather snatched the ticket out of Roman’s hands and tore it to shreds. At this point she had let go of Virgil, but it didn’t matter as he stared down at the shreds of paper that were once his ticket, he could feel hot tears forming in his eyes, not only that but his size seemed to get a little smaller. Roman looked back and forth between the once-was ticket and emo freak, full of regret. 
Heather cackled as Virgil finally snapped out of his trance and ran out the doors shoving his way past Roman. “That’s right! Run run run away you emo freak!” She yelled after him.
“Why would you do that?” Roman snapped at her.
“What? It’s not like it’s any worse than the things you’ve done to him.” She shrugged making Roman flinch. He had done some pretty bad shit to emo freak throughout high school. “Besides, it’s the last day of school, it’s not like you’ll ever see him again.” Roman shook his head angrily as he finally ran after emo freak. If they weren’t going to see each other again, he should at least try to apologize now.
As Roman burst through the school’s front doors he looked around, trying to find emo freak. Yet they were nowhere to be seen. “Shit…” He muttered. He’d fucked up. Now he could never take it back.
Virgil watched silently as the scene unfolded. He was surprised when Roman finally drove off without Heather, but it didn’t matter. No one could see Virgil right now. Why? Well because he was four inches tall hiding under a bush. This was a common occurrence, as Virgil was a size shifter, meaning that he could change how big or small he was. Unfortunately this ability was tied to his emotions, and having anxiety did not help that. Mainly because every time he had an attack he would shrink down as a flight response.
Luckily for Virgil his phone shrank down with him, so he sent a quick text to his older brother to come pick him up. He felt guilty for interrupting his brother from hanging out with their significant other, like they always did, but he didn’t really have much else to do. His brother was only a few minutes away so it didn’t take long for a black corvette (which he already knew belonged to his brother’s lover) to pull up.
Patton quickly got out of the passenger’s seat and approached the bush he knew Virgil was under, spotting his little brother immediately.  “Oh Virgil…” He said sympathetically. “What happened?” Patt carefully crouched down and offered Virgil his hand with a practiced ease.
Virgil quickly clamored onto his brother’s hand as he explained everything. Patton comforted him as he carried him to the car. Janus (Patton’s lover) had long since installed a tiny car seat in their cup holder for situations like this. They waited patiently for Virgil to get situated before they started driving again. “You can have my ticket kiddo, and you can go with Janus.”
Jan nodded. “Or you can have my ticket, whichever you prefer, kid.” Janus conceded.
“I’ll go with you Jan, I know that Pat doesn’t like MCR that much.” Virgil shrugged.
“And look on the bright side, kid, it’s the last day of school. You don’t ever have to worry about those fuckers again.” Jan said.
“Janus!” Patton scolded as he smacked their arm, making them chuckle.
Yeah, Virgil though. I don’t ever have to see them again, right?
chapter one
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taetaesbaebaepsae · 5 years
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BTS after a breakup
Maknae Line
Part 2 of 3 Titled: Things Get Worse Before They Get Better, Folks
Alternate Title: Jimin is a Hot Mess Drama King and We Stan
Alternate Title 2: Reader in Tae's Story Can Meet Me in the Pit
Warnings: tears, angst, being emo, alcohol as a coping mechanism, some disordered eating, Jimin’s gets kinda sexy (ya know, duality)  but no real smut
Word Count: 5,710
Taehyung (V)
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During the time you’re apart, Tae avoids social media like the plague
He doesn’t want to see what you’re up to or who you’re with
Ignorance is bliss, until he gets in a spiral thinking about what went wrong and what he was lacking to make you leave
He won’t text you much, but sometimes when he’s drinking too much (which is much more than usual) he will just send you a “hey” and when you leave him on read he just gets sad
Literally zero posts on any social media at all, which is super weird because we know he is the king of smokin hot selfies
Stares into space a lot during vlives, all the Army wants to know what’s up but he won’t say a word about you
He’s not bent on revenge or finding out who you’re with or anything even though he gets hella curious, this poor bb is just sad, just a total mope
It takes Taehyung a while to start feeling even a little like himself again
All the members knew how Taehyung had wanted to spend the rest of his life with you
He'd told Namjoon and Jin after your third date that he was going to marry you one day
They were all shocked whenever he admitted you'd met someone else
You'd seemed so devoted, so perfect for him
You balanced his goofiness with your own dry sense of humor
And when he got too serious it was always you who made him laugh with a deadpan quip
You'd fit in with the boys, too, and when you'd taken a spur of the moment massage therapy class they'd all reaped the benefits
At least for a while
Taehyung put a stop to it when Jimin started ripping off his shirt every time you walked in to the room and he noticed you eyeing his body too appreciatively
You were never jealous of fan meetings or pictures online
You just...fit with Taehyung
You weren't a fashionista and didn't wear much designer clothes (other than the Gucci he bought you)
You were much different from Taehyung but it all balanced
You had probably been closest to Namjoon out of everyone, so he was the one you talked to first
He burst into your office at work like he owned the place
"Joon, what-"
"You wanna tell me what the fuck is going on with you, or..."
He sat down in the chair facing your desk, crossing his arms and giving you his leader face
You sighed as you knew you couldn't weasel out of this conversation
"How is he?"
"Bad. He's bad, y/n. He's not sleeping, he's drinking too much, he's barely talking to any of us."
You winced. "I just....he was going to propose, Namjoon."
Namjoon leaned forward. "I know how you feel about marriage, and I understand that could throw a wrench in things, but Tae said you met someone else? You cheated on him, y/n? He's got to be jumping to conclusions, right?"
You looked away, unable to lie right his face
"He didn't jump to conclusions. I...met someone while you guys were on tour."
"What the fuck, y/n? You know how much he loves you-"
"I know, I know!" You snap. "Believe me, you can't make me feel any worse than I do already. He told me we could work it out, that he'd forgive me..."
"Then why are you still not talking to him?"
Tears prick at your eyes. You know Namjoon cares about you and he had similar ideas about marriage, you'd talked about it with him many times
You wish you could come clean and tell him everything, but you know that would just lead to Taehyung pushing aside what he wants to keep you happy
“He hasn’t really tried to talk to me.”
“Oh, really? After you cheated on him and moved out, he’s not blowing you up? Wild.”
"Also..I...I want to make a go of things with the new guy."
"Seriously?"
"I don't know! I'm confused. I need some space, I guess," you lied, trying not to cry
"Look, y/n, I'm upset with you, we all are, but whether you and Tae work things out or not, you can't just cut him out. He's not built to lose people like that. Even if you can only be friends...He needs you."
"Okay. I'll talk to him."
"Do it soon, okay? Before he drowns in soju and tears."
You crack a weak smile and when you stand up, Namjoon gives you a tight hug
You call Taehyung after you get off work and he answers before the first ring ends
It had been a week so you were surprised he answered at all, figured he'd be too angry to answer
"Hey, Tae. How have you been?" You say lamely
"Not so good," he admits, voice hoarse.
"I was hoping...we could talk."
"Yes. Yes, of course we can talk. Do you want to come home and talk now? I mean...come over." He clears his throat and you can't help but smile
"Sure. Is 7 okay? I'll bring food."
"I can't wait."
You come to the door with Thai food and it feels weird to ring the doorbell of the home you've lived in for years
Taehyung looks breathtaking when he opens the door (doesn't he always though)
Dressed in dark skinny jeans and a white button down, he looks dressed for a date, and it's cute
He jerks open the door as if you might leave if he doesn't answer it soon enough and fumbles to take the bags of food from you, giving you a dazzling smile
He's moving kind of slow and you detect the scent of peaches in the air
"Peach soju?" You ask
He turns to you, wringing his hands and looking like you caught him with his hand in the cookie jar
"Just a couple!"
"You're such a lightweight," you say, smirking at him
He offers you one, struggling a bit with the bottle opener, and you accept, arranging the food on the table while he watches with big dark eyes
"I was nervous," he says quietly when you sit down
"It's just me, silly. No need to be nervous."
"Yeah, but I'm trying to convince you to come back to me, so it is an important night." You hate the way his half smile makes your heart hurt
"That's not what this is about, Tae. I just wanna talk. I don't want us to end angry."
"I don't want us to end at all," he says, softly, and you wish he'd quit looking at you like that because it's like you're the only thing in the room
The thing is, he's always looked at you like that, every day for two years, and suddenly you think this was a bad idea
You start eating and he pushes things around on his plate here and there, taking a few bites before he sighs and puts down his chopsticks
"What's wrong?" You ask with a mouthful of glass noodles, and he shakes his head
He wants to say everything because he can't stand how far away you're sitting, how stiff your body language is, how awkward this feels
"I want to ask you what happened, but I'm afraid."
"Afraid of what?"
"How much it will hurt hearing about you falling in love with someone else," he says in a low tone, and he looks miserable for the first time that night
"I'll tell you anything you want to know." You say, hoping you can come up with lies that fit
He fidgets for a moment and then takes two long pulls from his soju bottle before speaking
"Look, Jagiya...I know this is stupid and it's just testosterone but I can't stop thinking about it. Did you actually sleep with him?"
"Yes," you say without hesitation, knowing that if he was angry with you maybe this would be easier
Instead of yelling at you he just covers his face with his hands, breathing hard
You're quiet for a moment and when he puts his hands down he's wiping tears from the corners of eyes
He clears his throat
"What's he look like? Is he handsome?"
You were actually prepared for this question because although he was humble, you knew Taehyung prided himself on his looks (being voted the world’s most handsome man multiple times will do that to you)
"Sure," you say casually
"Do you have a picture?"
You fumble for your phone and show him a picture of yourself and a good friend of yours, Jongin
He was painfully shy around most people but you'd been friends since you'd gone to high school together, and since you'd been spending time with your parents lately and his band's tour had ended recently you'd been spending time with him and other friends
The picture wasn't particularly suggestive, just you and a good side profile of Jongin as he smiled and pressed his lips to your cheek
But from Taehyung's sharp intake of breath and the look on his face, you'd think it was a picture of you giving him head or something
"Oh, an idol, huh?" His voice is strangled as he throws your phone on the table. "Did you meet him through me?"
You shook your head. "I've know him for like 10 years. We went to high school together." Your voice is almost a whisper, but at least that much is true
"Oh, good!" His voice is rising and you wonder if he'll finally snap but he just gives you a bitter smile, wiping a hand across his face. "Isn't he the one they call dancing machine?"
"He's...very talented. We had ballet together." It was easier when you could tell part of the truth
Taehyung nods vigorously, knee jerking up and down underneath the table
You recognizes this nervous energy and you knew he is trying to contain his emotions
Suddenly he sits back in his chair and closes his eyes.
"I'm not... I'm not feeling so well."
You snap in to action, suspecting he'd had more than the two bottles he'd told you plus the additional two he'd drunk during dinner
You wet a cloth and walk over to him to wipe his face and when you do he snakes his arms around your waist and buries his face in your stomach
You stroke his hair for a moment and then he pulls back to look at you, arms still tight around you and he's crying in earnest now
"I don't care if you're fucking someone else. I don't care if you don't love me anymore. I'll make you forget him. I'll make you love me again. Just come home, Jagiya."
You can't stop yourself from leaning down to kiss him, just once more, and when you do he makes a surprised sound in his throat and stands to meet you, arms tighter around your waist
It feels like the first kiss, how he grabbed you in the restaurant as you headed toward the bar to order another martini and spun you around
But you guess it's like that, endings and beginnings merging together
When you pull away and gather your things he doesn't try and stop you but he watches every move you make until the door closes behind you
(The other members find out who your "new man" is two days later, when Tae cracks the tv in the dance room by throwing the remote control while Jimin is watching "The Eve" dance practice)
Jimin
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It's at least two weeks before Jimin is functioning
And by functioning I mean barely functioning with unhealthy coping mechanisms
He's drinking two meals a day, not eating nearly enough and binging once a week on pizza or ice cream
He's in the gym or the dance room all the time, overworking himself
He's either sleeping too much or not enough
Jungkook's watching him like a hawk as if he's going to jump out a window
Maybe he's thought about it, once or twice
You are truly Jimin's first real relationship and he'd been sure that eventually he'd start a family with you
He had the whole "forever" thing for you and for you just to walk out turned everything upside down
He didn't know how not to call you every day, didn't know how to live without his skin touching yours
He's sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag bc the sheets still smell like you which hurts but if he washes them every trace of you will be gone
You have to block his number because he will NOT STOP CALLING YOU whether it’s 10am or 4am or 2pm he’s always calling you or texting you the sweetest, saddest messages
He stalks you on social media, definitely cries when you post new selfies because he misses you so much
Uses “memories” on FB to post old pics of you two together with fifteen broken heart emojis
You won't answer his messages but you don't unfriend him or block him on anything so he just posts sad faces in your comments
You: #selfiesaturday #feelingmyself *cute snapchat filter selfie*
Jimin: :( :( :(
Girls try to slide in his dms and he tries to flirt but just ends up talking about you for two hours 
You post on Instagram that you're headed to a club with a friend one Saturday night and Jimin is suddenly all energy, bouncing around his apartment where poor Jungkook has practically moved in, relieved every few days by Taehyung
Jimin begs Jungkook to go with him to a new club
"Absolutely not. I am done with you getting shitfaced and me having to carry you up the stairs, Jiminie."
"I won't drink!" Jimin whines.
Jungkook shoots him a look
"Much," Jimin amends
Jungkook only agrees because he actually seems excited, for once
Jimin doesn’t let on that you might be there but he dresses up, eyeliner and everything and Jungkook is lowkey suspicious
When they arrive Jimin is scanning the crowd like a Terminator
Every time Jungkook loses sight of him he panics a little
It isn’t as if he doesn’t think Jimin can’t take care of himself, it’s that he knows Jimin cannot think straight with a broken heart
He just doesn’t want him to do anything dumber than he’s already doing
Jungkook is a good bro
He actually spots you before Jimin does and he starts urging him that they need to leave
“We just got here!” He is drinking less, at least
Jungkook just doesn’t want another public breakdown
The media is all over Jimin’s heartbreak, posting articles about him crying in cafes and bookstores, over anything that reminds him a little of you
The whole BTS Army has #y/ncatchthesehands trending
Jungkook sees some beefy dude slip his arm around your waist as you’re standing at the bar and he’s like “Jimin, we gotta blast.”
Jimin is not having it, he hasn’t seen you yet
“One more drink, Kookie, please. I’m having fun!”
His eyes look a little wild but at least he’s not near tears
It’s a big place so Jungkook focuses on trying to coax him to the upstairs where you won’t be visible
Jimin spots you as Jungkook is all but dragging him up the stairs
“It’s Y/N!” He yells above the music
Jungkook is like SHIT SHIT SHIT
He can pinpoint the moment at which Jimin spots the beefy dude who’s shielding you with his arm from all the other clubgoers crowding the bar
Actual representation of Jimin at this moment:
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He just stands there looking like someone shot him in the chest for a moment
“It’s just some guy, Jiminie, don’t worry, he’s probably just annoying her.”
At that exact moment the dude leans in close to tell you something and you brush your hair away to hear him and burst out laughing
Jungkook: 
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He looks over at Jimin and he’s not crying, thank God, but he looks like he’s ready to fistfight the moon
Jimin announces that he needs a drink and Jungkook briefly considers picking him up and heaving him over his shoulder to get him out of the club but thinks better of it because Jimin is a real dirty fighter; he’s squirrelly
In the end he just follows him to the bar to watch, where Jimin slips between you and the beefy dude like he has no bones
He orders two shots of Patron as if you aren’t even standing there looking at him like he’s crazy
Jungkook is lowkey impressed at how well his friend is holding it together
Jimin does the dramatic “Oh, fancy meeting you here,” pretending he hasn’t seen you at all
You’re not having it
Particularly since he slides one of the shots over to you with a wink and a smile
You didn’t even think about what you had posted on your Instagram but you knew Jimin was watching every notification by all the sad face comments and dms
You give him a tight smile, though, because you still love him and he looks great, like he’s thriving after you’d left, wearing leather pants and a tight black tshirt, eyeliner and everything
“Hey, Jimin!” 
He puts his lips very close to your ear and asks you if you want to go somewhere more private to talk
He can be very seductive when he wants to be
Your eyes dart to your friend
Jimin turns as if he didn’t notice him standing next to you at all
“Who’s this?” He asks breezily
You: shook at how well he’s handling seeing a man in your general vicinity
Jimin wasn’t exactly jealous when you were together, but possessive, for sure. He wanted all the attention of literally everybody, but definitely his significant other, so he got whiny and pouty any time you so much as looked at you for too long
“This is Hoseok,” you said, stepping back from the bar so that you can half ass stand between them
“No it’s not,” Jimin says,deadpan, and you laugh
“It is. They just have the same name. He’s from Monsta X, you know! I met him while they were here on tour last month.”
Last month while he was on the world tour, Jimin thinks 
Wheels are turning in his head but they’re all the wrong direction it’s bad
“Oh yeah, I bought you that VIP package,” he says, smiling with too much teeth and looking a little like a shark and shaking Hoseok’s hand
Jimin isn’t dumb, he remembers you fangirling over Monsta X and this dude with the muscles who pulled a Jimin in No More Dream during a few songs or ripped his shirt off (also a Jimin move)
Hoseok, to his credit, shakes Jimin’s hand with enthusiasm. “It’s great to meet you, man, I’m a big fan!”
Jimin’s praise kink won’t allow him to be mean to that
“Sure, thanks, you guys are great, too,” he mumbles, and then turns to you
“Can I talk to you just for a few minutes? Please?”
You nod toward Hoseok and he shrugs and winks at you
Jimin grits his teeth. He changed his mind even if he is a fan he doesn’t like him
Jimin orders another shot for you both but since you haven’t taken your yet he just takes them both while you take yours with you
You let him lead you outside which leaves Jungkook and Hoseok standing awkwardly at the bar
Jimin is not even remotely drunk enough for this
The last couple of drinks haven’t even hit him and you’re standing there looking like a goddess in a red leather dress and stilettos, makeup on point, looking like you’ve never been better
He feels like an absolute mess despite his attention to detail when getting ready
You’re standing there hoping your eyes don’t look too puffy and worrying about your love handles in your tight dress
The music pumps out of the doors and so he grabs your elbow gently and leads you around to the alley where it’s quieter
You stand against the brick wall, peering up at him from under your eyelashes and he wants to kiss you so bad, wants to hike your legs around his waist and slam you against the wall while he does it, just to remind you what you’re missing, who you belong to
All he does is kind of shuffle his feet and get closer to you, smiling
“How you been, Jiminie?” You ask softly
“Good! Great, really.” His eyes widen as he lies through his teeth, and you smile back at him half heartedly
He only looks at you for a moment longer before his smile fades and he puts a hand on your cheek
“I’m lying,” he admits quietly. “I’m not good. I’m awful.”
“Me, too,” you breathe, a little tipsy and not mindful of your words or expression
“Really?” He sounds so excited and hopeful. He smiles, shamefaced. “I don’t mean I’m glad you’re awful but you just...you look so beautiful and you looked like you were having fun with...that...guy.”
“I was. Doesn’t mean I don’t miss you.” 
His face falls a little and you notice how sharp his jawline looks
You cock your head. “Jimin, are you eating enough?”
“Sure, sure,” he waves you off
“Jiminie...”
“Jungkook makes me,” he grumbles
You smile, and it seems to Jimin that it lights up the dim alley
“You’re lucky to have him.”
“I am,” he agrees. “But I’d rather it were you cooking for me and looking out for me.” He keeps inching closer to you and you’re cornered
You wonder how much he’s had to drink when you can smell tequila and lime on his breath and he leans down and nuzzles your neck, making you shiver
“You smell so good,” he all but moans into your ear, and you’ve got goosebumps everywhere
Your head is spinning from the booze and his nearness and you try hard to focus on what’s best for him, how he needs to grow up and take care of himself and not worry so much about you and your relationship
You place both hands on his chest and push him gently
He stumbles backward, looking at you like a confused puppy
“I should get back inside.”
Jimin runs his hands through his hair in irritation
“Why? Is that guy your date or something?”
You worry your lower lip between your teeth, and Jimin knows that means you’re feeling anxious
He finds it crazy sexy but now is not the time
“So I buy you tickets to a show, you meet your bias, and a month later ‘you need space,’” he says slowly
“Jiminie, don’t-” you warn, cheeks flushing
“By space, did you mean you wanted to fuck that guy?” He’s yelling, now, pointing vigorously in the direction of the bar as if maybe you forgot which guy he’s referring to
“You’re drunk and you’re being ridiculous,” you huff, pushing him again as he’s started to crowd you in his anger
“I am not nearly drunk enough,” he growls at you
“Jimin, you have to stop this. It isn’t space if you’re following me around-”
“Who says I’m following you? This is a popular club.”
You look at him pointedly and he sighs and runs his hands through his hair again
“I can’t help it! I miss you. I miss you so much, baby. I don’t even care if you’re with this guy, I mean...I care, but you’re not fucking him or anything, right?” 
You worry your lip between your teeth again, not because you don’t want to answer but because you’re starting to get mad at his accusations
His eyes widen, strong jaw clenched tight. “Right?” His tone is low and almost mean
“Stop it. I mean it, Jimin, let me go inside. This isn’t getting us anywhere.”
You brush past him, stilettos clicking on the pavement
“Fine!” He roars. “Go back inside and fuck that guy on the dance floor for all I care! There’s a hundred girls in there who’ll actually want me!”
You shrug off his cruel words and go back inside, leaving him panting with anger in the cool air
Two hours later, Jungkook is so tired
He has been on Jimin watch for the past two and a half weeks and he knew coming here was a bad idea
Jimin was absolutely trashed at this point
They’d racked up a $200 tab, Jimin had girls all over him
He was flirting 50% of the time and just complaining about you and how you broke his heart the other 50%, but Jungkook had to admit they were eating it up either way
Jimin’s shooting death ray stares at you and that dude from Monsta X as you sit on one of the leather couches with him
You’re a lot like Jimin, you get handsy when you’re drunk, so you’ve got your legs draped over his lap and he puts a hand on your thigh and Jimin finally loses his whole shit
Surprisingly, he doesn’t get mad, just super sad
He’s not crying but it’s a near thing and Jungkook feels like it’s past time to go
He’s about to literally throw him over his shoulder when Jimin agrees to leave
“Yeah, Jiminie?”
“Sure. I don’t want to see this anymore. I’ll go pay the tab.”
Jungkook puts a hand on his shoulder. “I got it, pal.”
He heads to the bar, weaving through people, and Jimin glances over at you again
Beefy Hoseok is nowhere to be seen, maybe gone to the bathroom or something, and you’re sitting at the edge of the couch, looking around
For Jimin, of course, but he doesn’t know that
He attempts to walk a straight line over to the couch and plops down next to you, resting his head against the back
You won’t look at him, crossing your arms over your chest
“I’m sorry,” he says, yelling over the music.
He slides closer to you, right at your ear
“I’m sorry, baby. Just please, come home with me. Just for tonight. Just so we can talk. I miss you so much.”
You don’t crack, this time, just stand up and meet Hoseok as he comes out of the bathroom, tucking your hand around his offered elbow and wrapping it around his considerable bicep
Jimin can’t do anything but watch you go
Jungkook comes back and Jimin looks devastated
He doesn’t cry until they’re in the elevator
“She really went home with that guy, Kook.”
Jungkook ends up having to throw him over his shoulder anyway because he refuses to go to bed, wanting to drink more, and throw him on the bed you used to share
Jimin wakes up hungover surrounded by your scent and decides to finally wash the sheets
Jungkook
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He is a very sad boi
He’s snippy with everyone because he’s not sleeping well he keeps waking up because he’s reaching for you when he’s asleep and you’re not there and then he’s sad and he can’t go back to sleep
Has sex dreams about you and wakes up sad rather than horny
He plays a thousand hours of assorted video games the two weeks after you’re apart
At first he’s like “she bitches about this sometimes so fuck her imma play all I want” but really he’s just trying to escape from thinking about you and what you’re up to
Will only text you if he’s shitfaced and he’ll say some real sappy shit like “I miss you” or “come back home” and feel like a total idiot when he realizes he sent it and you left him on read
Stalks you on social media just like Jimin but is super low key about it
Would be horrified if he accidentally liked one of your Insta posts or replayed your snaps
King of sassy vaguebooking posts shit like “Hope he’s worth it”
His Insta gets real emo, pouty selfies and nature pics
Every female friend he’s had since he was 13 is blowing up his dms but he doesn’t even read them
Cries more than any of the boys (except Jimin) except he always does it alone
Definitely has at least one major breakdown where he breaks a bunch of shit, punches holes in walls, that kind of stuff
Isolates from the boys
Will only talk to Namjoon when he’s feeling really crazy, so it’s like 1am and Namjoon is talking him off a ledge
If he’s asked about you by any of the other members he shrugs it off and acts like he doesn’t care (he cares very much)
Eats total crap, frozen pizza and takeout only, so much beer
His place is totally trashed in like 3 days
In the gym at least 2 hours a day
If y’all stay apart very long he will get SHREDDED
Never misses dance practice or anything, very functional but he’s kind of a jerk to everyone, snapping at the other members, getting mad over nothing
You don’t respond to the other members, either
They’re all your friends but you know anything you say might slip to Jungkook and you just can’t face him, not yet
You know you’ll end up spilling how you feel and you can’t go back until you know you’re what he wants and he’s what you want
One night when he’s had most of a six pack and Namjoon isn’t answering the phone because he’s turned it off to get some sleep he decides to walk over to where he kissed you for the first time
He’s a hopeless romantic at heart and on your second date he took you to this little spot with a creek and lots of moonlight and laid one on you
You really didn’t know if he was even interested in you because on the first date he didn’t talk much and just walked you to your door
He’s blushing after the kiss and so cute you can’t stand it
He’s out at your spot taking pics for his emo Insta when he sees a couple sitting on the bank of the creek, some guy with his arm around a girl and it makes his heart hurt bc it looks like you
Oh shit it is you
His heart starts beating so fast, poor baby
He hides behind a tree to watch you it’s wild
You’re crying and some moron is trying to comfort you with his arm all around your shoulders, stroking your hair and shit
Jungkook wants to push him in the creek
But you look like you’re being comforted
He’s trying to figure out how to sneak away without being noticed when you peek around the tree he’s hiding behind
“Jungkook?”
The guy is standing right behind you
Jungkook is crouched like some kinda cryptid behind this stupid tree
Jungkook: 
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You and Jungkook hanging out at each other’s sappy first kiss place: 
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He stands up and brushes himself off and just kinda waves at you he doesn’t know what to do he’s dying inside 
so embarrassed
You just kind of wave off BamBam and he nods at you and hikes up toward his car
“So,” you say, feeling like an idiot for being here and hoping he doesn’t know you were crying (he does)
“So,” he says, just wishing God would strike him dead because he’s out here half drunk at your romantic spot watching as YOU BROUGHT SOME OTHER GUY HERE
“How are things?”
“Good, good.” (Cool cool cool)
“Well, anyway, nice to see you, guess I’ll-” You don’t know if you should hug him or just like...walk away
You’re texting someone and it’s super weird he doesn’t know what’s happening
Two awkward babies
As you walk off Jungkook’s like “Wait-”
His face is all red from booze and embarrassment
“I can give you a ride home,” he says.
“You don’t know where I live.”
Jungkook rubs the back of his neck. “You could give me directions, I guess, unless you’re going home with that guy.” He jerks his chin toward the hill
You want to roll your eyes but he looks miserable so you just sigh
“He’s my friend.”
“Weird. I’ve never met him.”
“Yes you have! He’s in GOT7, you bought me tickets, you dork. We went to dinner with him at that vegan restaurant?”
He remembered now, VIP tickets while BTS was on a world tour. Super bright idea, Jungkook, he thinks
“Wow, a vegan. Tough.”
“Shut up.”
“So he’s the dude you wanna explore with?”
“He’s just been a good friend since-”
“Since you inexplicably left to see other people? I bet he has. He’s trying to get into your pants.”
You’re pissed off. You just wanted the ground to swallow you up at first and now you wanna be petty
“How do you know he hasn’t already?”
Jungkook is shook
Y’all have always been sassy to each other but that was downright cruel
His stomach is in knots
“Has he?”
He wants to scream for the whole thirty seconds that you don’t answer
When you just shrug, he lowkey wants to push you into the creek
You look pretty even with bloodshot eyes and a puffy face from crying and suddenly he’s just so tired and miserable 
“Can’t we just talk about this? Can’t we just go home?”
He sounds pitiful and you want to tell him yes
BamBam blows the horn like a jerk, just because you had texted him to do so after fifteen minutes because you would rather die than have Jungkook know you were so upset that you forced your friend to take you to their spot
Jungkook is big mad
“Who the hell does he think he is? This is who you want to explore your options with? What a fucking asshat.”
“I gotta go, Kook. It was good to see you.”
“Wait - y/n...can we talk sometime else? Will you text me?”
“Maybe.”
You’re being so standoffish, so different, and he hates it
You leave him standing there and hike back up the trail and he just sits at the creek for a couple hours until he stops crying
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Fright Night - 2011 - 2/5
we start , very, very high. its ominous to begin, the dreamworks opening dark and spooky and slow. scrawled font glides across dark stormy clouds and we're over a small square, isolated suburb. a house is on sale. that's the Charmed font.
oh my god what is that david tennant what the fuck was not expecting that.okay so this is a modern Fright Night.  and david tennant sis peter vincent. okay what a jump scare just happened the dog is scared, and this girl is dead and he's covered in blood and holy shit its the senator. wow the bed was bloody where his dad was scrambling for the gun hidden beneath the mattress that the boy finds. oh his dads body is sliding away and what the fuck is that im scared what the hell holy shit. ohh cool title card. nice symmetry in the birds eye. just a happy, normal small neighbourhood, everyone is diverse and happy and the kids are playing outside. holy shit its that dead guy poor ol mate.oh its hereditary mum.  they got a chill equal relationship just chatting like friends more than parent adn child. and the mum's intelligent and assertive and smart and a real estate agent. this is very very different from the original fright night. is it really the same movie? is it oh its the girl from 28 weeks later nice she's hot and eyy pumped up kicks is playing damn. I'm pretty sure they're both like 25 and playing as  oh holy shit its like zac efron's brother. trumping all over stereotype. what the hell its the weird super bad creepy guy comedian dude 'Brewster' it's the weird cackling kid. they've got relationship issues they're both geeks but brewster got hot and with the hot girl and rose through the 'social ranks' and they had to stop being friends. weird kid is threatening to show all his new friends embarrassing stuff from the past. oh my fucking god oh my god colin farrell. holy shit. oh my god. and damn she is Amy I'm forgetting everything cause its so different. he's charming and fucking hot and buff with like a paled face.being all charming and neighbourly. wife beater and silver necklace and damn the way he bit that apple. what are they doing here crawling through the doggy door who's adam. outta nowhere weird kid tells him jerry's a vampire, like a 'by the way' situation where are they going why does he have a cross and stake? they just added a stock door opening noise. they're telling the realisations of hm being a vampire without actually showing any of it and the weirdo kid is the one interested and telling brewster that jerrys a vampire like what first he's not even met him he hasn't been involved or around him at all and now he's adamantly trying to argue that he is a vampire?? in the original brewster was obsessed and found out quick to the start all by himself and half the trouble was trying to convince everyone else too. now one of his friends is trying to convince him?? what?? and they're mentioning Twilight and weird kid is saying how he's not broody or whatever like show us what his personality is like why are you saying this it's like this long ass dialogue chunk in the middle of a completely irrelevant situation, all about Jerry. fucking weird man what the fuck. we've seen the guy once. he's got evidence? why are they in this house? why is this happening? this was the Charley show - his journey from fear to sorting Jerry out and his tension with the guy the weird kid was basically comedic effect now he's premature exposition guy? and he's the one who thought of peter vincent cause it showed him watching him all the time but now its the weird kid convincing him and now they're having relationship problems and brewster fkn pushed him damn son use your words wow he's a fucking asshole like die dude the fuck. oh damn what the fuck the bully just grabbed him off his bike fr riding down his street like its his turf what the hell there's like four streets in this suburb and now they're fighting who wrote this why bother calling it fright night its a whole nother (fkn messy shit) story he's literally chasing him over the fence like he wants to kill him damn this isn't bullying  fuck. what is this movie? oooooh jerry is hottttt i love me a murdererous manly man. weird kid is in big trouble. oh my god. oh my god did they get him to play fake grindelwald because of his role in this. damn he's turning weird kid and the cross falls dramatically from his hand. ohh he's a fuckin dick to his friend and now he's feelin all guilty and worried and reminiscing about the time he wasn't an asshole to his friend. wow we're not even half an hour in and half the original movie is gone and replaced by whatever high school drama movie this is.he walked into weird kid's room and didn't turn the light on? yeah alright. what the fuck. why is peter vincent fkn that 'sexy' emo magician man who was popular -Chris Angel Mindfreak. he found a laptop with evidence that jerry's a vampire videos on it. and here's Jerry and what's happening ahaha he's not gonna invite him in and its physically uncomfortable standing at the door he's literally stuck at the door and it's really really obvious.  damn that was cool though passing the beer through the doorway and the communication in their eyes and now he's perving on his mum is this acting intentional? like he looked really unsure what to do with himself was that in character or?? he's looking around all paranoid he's perving on all the girls he's threatening him really obviously i can't tell if i like it more than the smooth suave chilling conversation that was driving charley mad at the start of the other one. jerry telling him to 'manage' the women in his life cause its his job to keep them safe. now they're doing the distracted disinterested in Amy play and she's the one coming onto him strong  and what are we gonna see this. this is literally worse acting than the screaming kid in the first one it's like halfhearted. now the movie's settling in for like a spookier, much darker version of the  nah nevermind its like a padded retelling. there's no billy in this one, just Jerry - who's gonna cover him during the day? original was a squad effort movie - bunch of kids and an old man going up against a vampire. not anymore its just this obviously mid 20s guy sneaking around in a dark house to quiet, eerie music. wait he's in Jerry's house? oh cause Jerry drove off. ooh Jerry's got awesome creepy office with spooky drawings on the walls why is this place so dark goddamn turn on the lightswitch. he's got costumes for hunting damn that's cool. and here he returns uh oh run charley run. try escape the vampire now that you're in his lair. a secret door to like a jail block in the wall? what he's letting himself be close in? what is he doing how did Jerry whip this up?jumpscare lol lame it's Doris. you telling me he's gonna lockpick the lock okay he's never done it before but okay. god he's hot. the swooning blond in the arms of a vampire. it's like hella horrific oh my god she just shushed Charley where he hid in the other room. drinks from her all orgasmic and tosses her back in the room. damn he looks good with a bloodstained mouth lickinn his lips and shit. good luck picking with a bobby pin you're hilarious holy fuck she's tiny, like a limp ragdoll. ew why is he watching skanky girls on TV. tryna tell me he's watching the TV so loud that he can't hear they panting and crying. yeah he can he's outta the chair - there's no reflection and he's like crying damn this is tense. such a nice house. strutting around, drinking beer, vaguely amused at everything. he just caught an apple. it's like he knows something amusing no one else does.  but does he actually kno-- oh my god yeah he does that's awesome. oh holy fucking shit holy shit holy fucking shit she was a vampire she fucking exploded in the sunlight. his jumper s covered in her ash that's messed, Jerry stood inside listening and laughing to himself as he bit into the apple. now he's out here being the one looking up peter vincent - that entire start was completely pointless they should've cut out all of the weird kid stuff. now he's snubbing his girlfriend too this is how it should have all begun here comes david tennant. what the hell he's pulling a secret swipe identity thing to try get in to see vincent and vincent is a gross slimeball of a david tennant why are all these men slimy he's pretending to be a reporter she's walking around in a bra, vincent is an expert on vampires and the lot - not just using what he learned from doing his show and now she's using 'little girl' as a derogatory term for vincent. okay not the most attractive bod and i hate tattoos tbh at this point its true. god this whole thing is so edgy and wow okay here we go his hair is so much betterokay damn holy shit. it was the hair the hair was fucking me up okay holy damn all his facial hair is fake. and thank god his eyebrow piercing - wait nevermind all that 'expert' stuff was bulll? or is he mucking around? okay no its bull he isn't an expert. i can't believe how much hair affects someone. oh and his tattoo are right as well. damn he sounds schizo and vincent is fkn cold and that is some bad cgi and trying to be so dramatic its just a filter over the shot. oh and here's  zac efrons brother and eternal grunge guy.  ohh he's got creepy long nails and oh damn eating them and there's the blood oh fuck why is that hot im so disturbed. he's shaving stakes and its mum who confronts him and he's awwkard about it and now they've referenced 'Dark Shadows' as well as Twilight. these highschoolers are so serious and mature tryna talk to each other and here's Jerry at the door.this is a game to him but she's sticking up for her son and Jerry thinks its awesome or is it just oh damn he's coming back with a shovel and a power saw?? what's he doing??? where's he going oh my god what's he doing the girls are slowly realising that he might be right what is he digging up.flinging huge chunks of earth around. oh uh oh oh FUCK  THAT:s  GAS HOLY SHIT are you serious Jerry no holy daaaaaaamn he's blowing up their house I love it ahahaha 'dont need an invitation if there's no house' that is hilarious oh my god as if they're going to get out with what really he's gonna  oh wait he''s gonna take the dirt bike what the fuck he just threw the bike at them what is happening is this Michael bay. and now he's ramming them fuck he really wants them dead damn oh ahahah they have a tank of a car driving getting hit by a bike, smashing through a vampire and his big ass car. is he-- he's under the car that's amazing yeah okay like they survived that too oh he just lifted up the car oh what the fuck he looks like that shark guy from batman oh no why does he look like that who made him look like a shark he's eating that guy blood squirting, he's very animalistic like twitchy and shit too  black eyes eats a guy, morphs into something evil blood stained mouth cars all fucked up and he turns around 'hey' he greeted jovially, the girls run away - the mum just leaves her son to face off a vampire? yeah, okay. - and he calls 'catch you later!' damn some of this is gold and other bits are trash but so far they're evening each other out. he's oh damn he grabbed the cross and it lit on fire and he's got charley and was gonna stake him but mum popped up and shanked him through the shoulder with one of her real estate signs that's so lame, but he's screeching and flinging himself around making growling noises and now mum's fainted and hit her head and jerry's twitching out with a oh okay he hit him with his car again. jerry's all kinds of fucked but he heals up fine soon enough. vincent isn't charming; there's too much sex and money and cynical and assholey and its grotesque compared to the teenageriness of the original. and now mum's out for the count at the hospital lol  what's happening. he's shitting on the idea to call the police that's hilarious he wouldn't stop calling them in the first. i dunno i keep comparing them because these are the bits i 100% liked better in the other one. now he's talking about weird kid who disappeared ages ago. he's a loser - she likes him cause he's different; she's the popular girl who didn't want an ass bully to date. vincent's a drunk on top of everything. but he does know his stuff about vampires. there's different species different breeds - Jerry's a tribal snacker who keeps his victims alive for days and oh damn its weird kid he's a black eyed vampire and he's mad Jerry got him Vincents in his panic room the bra girl is dead weird kids arms off and now Jerry's coming and weird kid's twitching out and he looks like a wolf shark and they're being vulgar again he's hunting them down this is a serious relationship drama issue. if they're strong enough to like bend metal how did grabbing him hard around the neck not immediately crush it. they're fighting - like what; charley just took a deep clawing across the chest they're blocking and slashing and every ones smashing stuff and he just got weird kid at the neck and uh oh she's in trouble but she's got a gun but he's barely flinching oh what. how did she know that was holy water the cup was up too high for her to see there was even any water in it. dude they're strong when its plot convenient - how do these guys know how to fight with weapons he's just so chill with that slash across the chest. ahaha what the fuck she's like urging him to kill him aha he stabbed him all drama and she's in survivor mode like fuck outta the way everyone oh good he's pretty again. i'm disappointed no jerry/amy stuff though tbh she's spicy, he thinks this is a great time. he's just hunting them and its nightclub time are they gonna do the jerry amy thing no he grabbed her by the throat oh damn oh okay no that was pretty hot he's got a slash on his chest and the bouncers just grabbing it and he doesn't react fuck sake 0 that was pretty cool if not exactly what i wanted - he properly vampired her: blood on his lips he kissed her and it drugged her enough to take her neck in the middle of the club. and now a vampire killed vincent's parents and that's why he's a drunk but how'd he become a magician what's that got to do with anything. damn highschooler dropping moral truthbombs that immediately make adults change their mind immediately and wanna help him. how does that car still drive. this is so gay like he is overreacting he's dressed to go to war - i forgot he burned their house down he's got a fucking crossbow and he's dressed in like military shit and he's swinging the crossbow around like he's in the military, did they tell him to take this serious or like he shoulda been an awkward stumbling kid oh what the damn they'res a secret like basement damn he just broke a hip how is all of this under his house didn't just move in???he switched on the first light in the whole movie and it barely lit anything up so lame. so extra oh damn that tiddy damn nice just dodged an arrow oh fo real really is he the vampire who killed vincent's parents are you serious that's so lame. and now Amy's  what the fuck why is there like an entire institution beneath this house what is this. oh its the tribe?? they live in the dirt whoop her eyes are black but vincent's got a dramatic black leather jacket and a stake gun that just fucked up and he's just gonna stake her straight up they barely gave her time for her scary wide face he just stabbed her and ran and now she's eating her own blood and whoop vincent's being eatenoh really how did he know there was sunlight up there aren't we in the base meant isn't this place made of cement. damn he's hot with his shirt open. he just hissed at the beam of sunlight. even his fingernail burns oh that's cool he's in teh shadow and charleys in the sun beams as he taunts him about Amy and vincent's turning ahaha  and they're gonna wait til the sun goes down and in the meantime he's gonna like fuck amy in front of charley ahaha nice drinking bloods like sex. oh yeah okay what he's gonna what he's expecting to go up in flames what the fuck he'd oh no okay what the fuck as if. as the fuck if. first of all, charley is human and a crazed vampire is not and are you joking me that charley could survive being thrown around plus he's fucking on fire that should have destroyed him by now fucking burned to a crisp oh im so disappointed and okay yea being a vampire was just dark spirits? and now everyones free to die of their wounds aha jesus. his clothes would have seared into his skin, his goggles would have melted but no, completely unscathed. so lame. oh that was such a slow awkward dialogue. weird like one liner jokes throughout are we in vegas? oh nice they're fucking i really don't care i don't wanna see these 25 year olds why do we care what happens now Jerry's dead. jesus that was bad. please im so upset. oh well sometimes 1980s camp horror is better than cheap rushed or at least badly edited modern ones. disappointing man.
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raritawrites-blog · 6 years
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Daydreaming | Ten
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Prompt: In which Sunday mornings are boring so Ten thinks about the people he loves being around, especially about his boyfriend Johnny.
Type: One shot
Category: Fluff
Word Count: 1389
Author’s Note: I’m so emo, I want Ten to interact with the hyung line again ;-;
AO3
Sunday mornings were always like this, quiet and boring. Ten hates sleeping early on Saturdays because that meant spending a boring morning after looking at the ceiling in his small studio apartment.
He hated being alone, hated things being quiet. He would spent most of his time with his friends if he could but his friends have lives of their own and need their own space. His group of friends were quite the bunch and no matter how different they were from himself he loved being around them.
He loves the banter, the interactions and how everything seems to always be unpredictable with them. As a group they were a wild gang that had water gun battles and felt like rebels for doing it. Every single one of them are a joy to be with. As individuals and as a group, they are the most perfect mismatch ever.
He started thinking about them, about how they made his life better. Each one of them were great to hang out with, he was a social butterfly so getting along with people no matter how different they are from him was his thing.
He smiled, thinking about the day before when Mark felt in love with a new ice cream flavor, they were at their designated convenience store when they noticed a new bright color wrapper popsicle in the freezer, a new addition. The watermelon flavored popsicle was alright in his opinion but Mark went wild with it and just like that they spend the whole afternoon hanging close by the store and Mark blowing his weekly allowance in several watermelon popsicles.
He loves that about Mark, he’s full of excitement and finds joy in little things like a new popsicle flavor. He laughs a lot, even when Ten tells him a lame joke, he laughs because he loves to do that, he’s a cute little source of happiness and energy and Ten loves being around him.
Mark, he would say is like the stars, and then we have Haechan who is like the sun, he shines so bright he lights up an entire apartment building with his presence alone, he’s playful and has a lot of sass, spending time with him means getting roasted half the time by default but it’s okay because Ten can handle the heat. Haechan even though he tries to hide it has a heart of gold, and recently he’s been wearing it on his sleeve as he gains more confidence in himself, it’s beautiful to see.
Yuta is the definition of a narcissist in the streets and a selfless in the sheets type of guy. He’s assertive and refuses to look ridiculous no matter how much Ten tries. He’s smooth, oh so very smooth and what he loves about him is the fact that he’s confident without putting others down, his confidence is not based on how or why he’s better than someone else, if anything he appreciates the beauty in others so much that Ten thinks he might as well be a poet when he uses borderline prose to describe him or anyone else in the group.
Doyoung is the most protective person he has ever met, followed only by Taeyong, both of them makes sure no one does anything stupid, unfortunaly with their group of friends, that is a very difficult task. Both do it without complaining which is truly commendable, Doyoung with his nagging attitude makes him feel safe, he knows for sure he won’t choke with an ice cube if the orange haired boy is in the room.
Taeyong is paranoid, Ten secretly thinks the other boy has a special sense for this kind of thing, the fact he can sense when Mark and Haechan are up to no good and most of the time he’s right scares Ten a bit. Taeyong has intense eyes that sometimes are too much for him to handle but he knows Tae’s true murdering stares are reserved for anyone who dares to mess with his friends.
With brown curly hair that resembles a puddle is Jaehyun, the one who makes all the plans when everyone is going to hang out, the one who always chooses where they're going to eat fried chicken next and what movie they're going to watch next Saturday. Jaehyun loves watching horror movies with him because he says it’s funny when Ten screams nonstop when the scary stuff starts to happen.
“Ten’s screams are scarier than the actual movie” he always says jokingly and Ten has to chuckle a little while he turns to the side fixing his pillow a bit, it was true. He could scream pretty loud. Jaehyun in the other hand is extremely calm, nothing can make him lose his temper which makes him the perfect target for pranks, even if they don’t muster any real reactions out of him. The real show is watching Jaehyun remain completely blank face while Haechan and Mark tie a screaming Winwin to a lighting pole.
Thinking about a screaming Winwin, Ten has no other choice but to feel sorry for their prince, like everyone calls him. If Jaehyun is their designated target for pranks then Winwin is the designated bait for them. The lean boy loves and hates it depending on the pranks. He’s the chic one, the one who is always hooking Ten up with the best shampoos and skin care tips. He’s the friend that takes you shopping and makes you feel like a fashionista just because you paired up a short fur coat with skinny jeans and combat boots. Bless him.
When Ten first met Taeil his first impression about the other boy was the he was composed and very mature. Boy was he wrong. Taeil is the most childish of all of them, very petty too. His muggle act is pristine and when people try to tell the true about his character no one ever believes it, a true mastermind.
With Taeil he can talk about aliens, alternate realities, the types of life that inhabit other planets, different galaxies and conspiracy theories until 3am if they wish to with the occasional which game of thrones character are you quiz in the mix. Smoking a joint with vaporwave in the background while they debate the current six alien races battletling to decide which one it’s going to invade their home world it’s their usual setting when it’s just the two of them and Ten wouldn’t want it any other way.
And then there’s Johnny.
Johnny.
Johnny. He thought about Johnny with his tall frame, gentle smile, mess of a hair and big hands that always caress him so gently, so loving. His laugh is probably Ten’s favorite thing in the world, the way he chuckles at the silly things he does, the way his voice adopts at soft tone when he says his name.
“Ten” – He says it like it was the prettiest word in the universe, like those 3 letters were made of cotton candy and sparkles. That single word prompted out of Johnny’s lips make Ten feel full, complete. When those soft lips clash with his it’s like the entire universe is exploding under Ten’s closed eye lids.
They do most of their stuff together, him and Johnny. Since the first time they met at the arcade, they were inseparable, the connection too strong. He loves Johnny not just because he’s his boyfriend but because he’s also his best friend, they laugh a lot, they cry, they watch sappy movies until late night and make love until it’s the suns turn to take over the skies.
Johnny’s big hands feel exquisite in his hair when they’re showering, his smell lingers all over his apartment because even though they don’t live together just yet the tall boy has plenty of his belongings there.
Ten grabs the pillow Johnny usually rests his head on and hugs it. He can feel himself succumbing to the sleep once again but this time he’s smiling because when he wakes up Johnny will be there, letting himself in with the spare key copy he gave him and they are going to spend the Sunday like they always do, making chocolate cookies and watching bad movies until they fall asleep.
Ten closes his eyes, yeah he can’t wait to do just that.
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milkpuddjng · 7 years
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the signs as people i know irl 👀
aries male: really chill and into streetwear, lowkey a huge romantic that asked me for help on where to get candles for his girlfriend +! cares about his friends a lot. MORE EMOTIONAL THAN HE LETS ON!!!!! however, i also know an aries male with the biggest ego ever, who's a dick and not very loyal. thinks he's the king of. everything and is in general a No aries fem: TOUGH!!!!!!! this girl is tough!!!!!!! and also v vvv cute like. has the most muscular body ever and is the best. she loves big tits and is the bluntest person i've met. very protective though, and not to be angered. EASILY RILED!! but is still cute when riled/ angry (as long as it's not at you) taurus male: very. maley. eats ALOOTTTTTTTT all the taurus guys i know are all very tall?? hm strange. has a bad sense of humour but is one of my good friends in school. uses "cock" and "penis" a lot. likes to admire female legs! very maley, sings terrible renditions of firework by katy perry. also best friends with a tall dude and a tall non-dude. they're a very cute trio taurus female: is scary. deadass scary. not well liked by a lot of people, but is actually quite soft on the inside. has a conscience!! but really doesn't seem like she does. picks fights easily, DO NOT THREATEN HER UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH. however also once showed me her bra strap because it was lacy and nice to touch gemini male: looks like a quiet kid, is actually ambitious, SHADY, a ladies' man and quite sensitive. honestly not well liked by other dudes because he's kinda a dick sometimes. gets scared by rebels and gangsters lmaO easily intimidated and jumps to conclusions about people very easily! gemini fem: THE CUTEST, super Blur sometimes but is actually really really good at math. eats very very messily, wants to have 17 jobs in the future. easy to fall in love with, easy to fall out of love with. seems like a bimbo IS NOT she is smart, doe eyed and hilarious. loves crocodiles and is a die hard romantic cancer male: A DICK that has to Sort out his emotions and stop them from hurting people he gets close to!! very sociable, i'm friends with him too. a bit vain but not as bad as egoistic aries. his b.o after he exercises is potent enough to kill a horse. gives sound advice if he doesn't feel the need to be cool cancer female: very very very pretty, laughs and smiles very prettily! but not the fake type, the very glowy type. into lame puns and sarcastic replies. AVOIDS CONFRONTATION LIKE NOBODYS BUSINESS, but doesn't beat around the bush!! also a No to opening up. at all. but writes very sweet cards and is very sweet and lovely LIKES FOOD AND LOOKING AT PRETTY GIRLS leo male: is actually really fun to tease, funny once you get past his lameness. complies easily, but has his own limits too. his deepest darkest secret was that he shaved his eyebrow off when he was 6 and had to fill them in with an eyebrow pencil for a while. leo fem: VERY SWEET AND NASTY OMg,,, she's so soft but so terribly into smut i swear it's scary. she's super caring and hilarious and straightforward as Fuck. nerds out with you and buys you the nicest things!! pays the nicest compliments and is super generous with them. one of my favourite people virgo male: a bit............... emo at times, really eats a lot. is kinda lazy and sometimes banks on his existing skills to get him by? is sometimes hopelessly deluded, and is into top. really thoughtful about the people he's close to though! and a bit fickle minded. eats way too much virgo fem: HARDWORKINGGGGG, superstitious and everything she wears suits her and the way she does her outfits is a Yes! from me. deserves all the good grades, is one of the most worried people i know. SENSIBLE IF NOTHING ELSE and knows what's good for her and what's not. very cute personality, has her life planned quite well, BUT BUYS SMALL ASS KEYCHAINS FOR $19 EACH libra male: competitive!!!!!! easily worked into a frenzy HAHAHA. quite charming although i don't know why, used to be called a pretty boy! is very studies oriented, but is also a fuckboi. gives terrible advice if he wants to seem cool, but is actually good to study with. a friend of mine and actually less of a dick than what people give him credit for libra fem: nicer than what people give her credit for, easily a push over. sees the good in people and doesn't care much about reputations. very lovely until she realises her kindness has been taken advantage of, then she becomes a bit scary and cold towards everyone. takes past experiences as a learning point and also is quite blur at times! tends to digress a lot and deviate from her point. a good teacher though, and explains things well enough! scorpio male: very lazy, smart and athletic though! irritating to argue with, uses illogical points to piss you off on purpose even though he knows it doesn't make sense. uses 'so?' a lot. is cute though, and has very funny reactions to things. is very simple minded, and straightforward. has no airs about him, is very genuine scorpio fem: a big fat NO, hates everyone like really EVERYONE, into american white boy bands, thinks violence is the answer to a lot of things, has an edgy obsession with knives. doesn't know what's good for herself, is a bit deluded and overestimates herself sometimes. but caring, and takes a long time for her to come out of her shell. also uses 'so?' alot sag male: hilarious, genuinely hilarious. could not give a single shit about the greater good, is offensive all the time. animated, and doesn't know what to do with his life. SMART but doesn't seem like it. good judge of character, and someone that makes you feel more comfortable in uncomfortable situations. a good guy underneath many many many layers, and cares for his close friends through small small actions. sag fem: pure evil. just. fucking EVIL. the most two faced Bitch i have ever met, defamed scorpio f but still managed to manipulate her into becoming friends again???v¿???¿ terrible, would throw your expensive shoes into the pool or bury your shoes and blame it on someone else. no courage to own up to her shit either, so really just an annoying bastard that has gotta go cap male: TALL, is very emotional. looks aloof and like a fuckboi but is pretty aight. good insights on things and is a chill guy to hang out with. does stupid things sometimes, is good with words. very similar to aqua fem,, doesn't like to be wrong but considers two options and has an open mind. judgmental though hm cap female: is flustered easily and is hilarious!! tall, but a gentle giant who's honestly so nice to be around. emotional, i've seen her cry several times. but very obsessed with sloths and big tits, likes to look swag !! which she is. super open, talks about sex and porn in a hilarious manner, best friends with cancer f and aries f aqua male: EMOTIONALLLL, and constantly salty about the past 👀 nice to talk to, takes the initiative sometimes as well. goes through alot, is the living embodiment of needing constant emotional support. always constantly salty about the past, talks to many many girls. guys don't like him aqua female: fuckin weird, like just. fucking weird. honestly is Not likeable because she does some of the stupidest things but is actually a sweetheart deep down. shrouds her emotions well enough, means everything she says. likes to have an Open Mind, also tries to play things in her favour quite a lot. one of my closest friends though! and is very content with the small things pisces male: ho BOIIIII the most extra lamest motherfucker there is. hilarious, has the biggest reactions to things and is also a True Brother. very caring towards the people he cares about, and is the typical "i'll teach my son how to pick up girls but my daughter ain't allowed to date till she's 30" kinda guy. good looking and @ first looks like his ego is Sky high but it's not, really. dabs a lot, A HYPEBEAST pisces female: eek. beats around the bush a lot, doesn't like letting people down so she sometimes twists truths and tries to subtly hint at stuff. complete opposite of straightforward. docile! and compliant! rule abiding as well, does not like it when people call her out in the slightest. but a sweet girl overall, and is very appreciative of everyone around her !
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survivorjordanpines · 6 years
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Episode 8: I think I'll call her Vengeance. - Adam
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So tonight went well. We didn't have to go to tribal council and Nahte voted out the person I, literally, did not want to meet up with if we swapped again or merged. I don't know Cole, so maybe he's a decent guy, but I've seen and heard some things that were uglie that I just didn't want to deal with. But anyways. This fucking challenge. Honestly, it's like demon music. It's like Satan himself threw up into my ears. UGH.
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I know what you're thinking. Adam crushed another redemption challenge? That means it's time for whiny McBitchersons 3 right? Wrong, this episode has been cut short to make room for this heartfelt speech about my love for Andreas: Andreas, Love is like a flower, It only blooms when you're both on redemption and you keep winning together and staying alive and being the only person I talk to right now. And I know I never tell you truthfully how well I'm doing in the challenge but that's only because it's a stupid thing to ask and I'm of course going to lie because although I want you to stay alive too I still want you to only be second best because if for some reason one of the other bitches ever did better than us I still want to stay alive. I had a dream, that one day we would both emerge from the island together, and return to the game we were so wrongfully terminated from. But sometimes you have to wake up from the dream, and realize it's only me or you. And I'm glad it's either one of us, because none of these other weak ass hoes who came to redemption ever deserved it. Like check out these lame fucking scores they all gave. It's like they hardly even tried. The ones that actually tried that is! How many people just straight up quit when they get to redemption? I seen two so far and that shit is funny, it's like you ain't even want it at all! Must be scared or just feelin shitty about being voted out. But bitch we all feel shitty after being voted out! You gotta harness that fury and channel it into your redemption challenges. I'm getting a little off track here, but the point was Andreas is my dude, and while I won't really swear to avenge you because I'm pretty sure the people who voted you out are the friends that I was voted out for having, so it's like if I ever get back I probably won't have much of a choice of who to work with, BUT if given the opportunity I will do right by you, because your chill and friendly and it seems like they did you wrong. So, if I win cool, if you win whatever, that sucks for me but better than someone like Cole winning redemption after just being voted out, cuz this challenge really is anyone's game. So good luck dude. I'm rootin for us
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I hate this challenge. There is no way I'm going to be able to discern anything. I know that whoever wins that most useful will probably go the isle. So like I can't wait to get voted out.
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This challenge sucks! It is so hard to hear all the different songs. Right now my tribe is very quiet. I hope we have a swap soon so I can have a more active tribe, I haven't talked to anyone one on one in DAYS. Except Drew, he's the only one who seems to make any kind of effort. I'm pretty sure that Regan and Charlotte are aligned but are not saying anything. Why else would they keep trying to be the ones to go to Jordan Island? It is suspicious all right! Lets hope we win immunity so I can do no work for another day :-)
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At this point I'm not sure if I'll win. I have a feeling my time is running out. I'm gonna have to do some wicked talking to Adam and see if I can convince him to fall on the sword for me lmao. Doubt it'll happen but you never know. If I can't, then Im gonna give him my idol in the hopes that he can actually do something with it. I'm kind of scared. Redemption Island has always been so good to me... plz dont fuck me over
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I feel like I confess too much and I'm going to cringe when I read them back once the season is over. We're about 21 minutes away from the challenge deadline and I just don't know what's going to happen. I think we relied way too heavily on Shazam, but the other tribes are probably going to do the same thing. It's basically going to come down to luck on this one, I think... and who has the more wrong answers to deduct points. Also if Situations isn't that emo song at the beginning, I'm quitting the game right here, right now. No joke. 
GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE I FORGOT KAREN WAS EVEN ON THIS TRIBE SINCE SHE CONTRIBUTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?? WHAT A FUCKING MOOD.
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Okay so update. Adam told me that he has 12 songs and I have 17 and we are waiting for results and IM GOING TO PUKE IM SO NERVOUS FUCK
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(this is meant for last round oops, put it in there if u can) im so fucking pissed off bc of this damn tribe, i am so done w them like really? THREE people threw, apparently bc i wasnt able to submit like thats a shitty excuse just say u want me out or that u want ur ass to be immune and get idols i cant wait for the one round that despite them throwing, me david and ryan get good enough scores to win and one of us ends up immune i hope cole’s ass gets kicked on redemption and emma can choke too AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA When! Will! This! Neverending! Marathon! Of! Tribal! Councils! End!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LczLqQWCihg&feature=youtu.be https://youtu.be/qmpGefnZ0RQ TO TOP THIS ALL OFF I WANT TO KEEP EMMA AND LILY DOESNT AND ITS DOWN TO THE FOUR OF US AND IDK WHAT IM GOING TO DO EMMA WHY ARE U SO FUCKING USELESS WWHYHGUIJYHFILUWYSHDFILCKEWHSFLCAWEVC9OIWAREUHRWLSD,U]
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I think I'll call her Vengeance. Winning this redemption was bitter sweet. Cuz Andreas was the sweet but I'm still bitter. A lot of good came out of this though, I'll make sure of it. Cuz God has a plan and I intend to implement it. You know I was just being friendly at the beginning for fun. You know we're stuck on this island for the same reason, and it's nice to have someone to discuss the game with. But we just kept winning together! Did you know he's the king of redemption? I had no idea. Apparently the dude won like a ton on 3 different seasons. But what's a king to a God ;) It's sad when you really do the math. Because before it was over he told me he got 17, and I only had 12 so I told him you deserve it. I still had hope, because I had faith in my answers so maybe he had made some mistakes, and if he got 3 wrong I won. Turns out he got 4, so if he had just not even guessed those, he would've still had 13 and won. But oh well. We were talking before about it, because he said he wanted to give it to me if he's leaving cuz otherwise it's null. Chrissa gave it to him, cuz she knew she wouldn't win but girl didn't even try. 2000 points? Pathetic. I mean we totally blew it out of the water but still. Anyway we asked to do results earlier at like 9:30 and Jordan took a bit to process the scores and he told us it was 12-9. And well, I think you know whose was whose. It was kinda funny, cuz he yelled MY IDOL!!! and I was like Quick throw it to me!!! It would have been cute if he did an *action* but I guess he's not about that. But anyway I lied before cuz as we said goodbye I asked him if there was anyone he wanted me to murder for him. It felt like the right thing to do. He told me again that Ari really did him dirty. I was hoping he'd say her cuz if he had said like Ryan or Jess her allies I would've had to straight up lie, but Ari I can work with. Idk if they'll not vote me out or not but I don't really have allies going back in anyway. I'm just gonna wing it. So now I've done whatever the blunt equivalent of pouring one out for him is, and I had Jordan find me a picture of my idol to gaze upon, and it's this cute little crab necklace. And I'm just thinking, I think I'll call her Vengeance. 
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Alright, so. Tribal's happening soon, and while I am hoping it all works out, a part of me is kinda worried. I know David Robb isn't gonna be going, that's for sure... But I WAS a target, and have been for a little while. Sure, Cole is gone, but Emma might still turn the others against me. I think it's the most logical move, though, because as I said to David earlier... [11:12:07 AM] Lily Owen: So, tbh, here’s my hot take on this [11:12:12 AM] Lily Owen: Emma didn’t contribute [11:12:18 AM] Lily Owen: She threw last round [11:12:22 AM] Lily Owen: Do I need to say it
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