#alien meat

[mrraapeti]

Rift Universe Fruits

1. Chabba Fruit- Sun shaped sour fruit used for lemonade equivalents.  The swirl on the front tastes like cinnamon and is used as a baking ingredient.  

2.  Disapear Fruit- A fruit that tastes like a cross between an apple and a pear.  It disappears when it feels threatened.

3. Gem Fruit- A fruit with delicious flesh that can be eaten without peeling.  Seeds are poisonous.

4. Pie-Pie Fruit- Poisonous and bitter tasting medicinal fruit.  Once refined it can be used to ease indigestion.

5. Frostdrop Fruit-  Fruit that can only be eaten when frozen, lest it melt and become a horrid gooey texture.

6. Grabba Fruit-  Used in stews, a hearty ingredient.  Hallow center, thick but sharp outer spines.

7. Cabso Fruit- A fishy smelling fruit with a sweet cherry flavored center.  The flesh around the center is inedible.

8. Tabua Fruit- Fruit that tastes awful in its base state.  The unpleasant inside is dried and refined into a dust which is used as a spice.

9. Soogar Fruit- Fruit just filled with a sweet syrup.  Is refined into sugar.

10. Myo Fruit- A fruit that has the consistency and taste of raw mammal meat.  Must be cooked to achieve peak flavor.

11. Angel Fruit- A juicy and minty fruit that grows where it snows.  Can be eaten raw or put in a salad.

12. Foya Fruit- A fruit as juicy as an orange and as spicy as a chili pepper.  Great ingredient in hotsauce.

13. Olda Dona Fruit- A Dona fruit that's far too ripe, do not eat this.

14. Bagbang Fruit- Non edible fruit. Seeds are crushed and used as gunpowder.

15. Purpur Fruit- Fruit filled with fresh, sweet water.  Essential on planets with no source of fresh water.

16. Sako Fruit- Fruit shaped like a fish that actually tastes like Gushers.

17.  Cinnakinna- Only perfect for eating when it begins to drip frosting-like syrup.  Any other time it's mediocre.

18. Hottaddi Fruit- Fruit that, when boiled, can be opened and poured out to reveal a hot, sweet drink.

19.  Nuba Dona Fruit- A perfect Dona fruit, tastes like a frosted donut.

20. Shybell Fruit- Translucent fruit with a milky juice within.  Easy to digest and a common ingredient in teas.

Rift Universe Meats

1. Dragon Roast, tough, pressure cook it.

2. Trotters, Meatsaur.  Meatsaur's are alien dinosaurs genetically altered to be ideal food.  

3. Liver, Meatsaur liver

4. Bunbun Kidneys, a toxin/poison neutralizing organ.  Soaked 72hrs before cooking renders it edible.  But why would you eat in the first place, that's gross, they're people.

5. Angel wings, small, sold in pairs.

6. The leg and foot of an unnamed mining species.  Not recognized as a planet with intelligent life, they're free game.

7. Angel leg, fine meats in the Inferno.  Technically illegal but lol you gonna say no to a demon?

8. Demon leg, fine meats in the Inferno.  Yeah them demons be fucky.

9. Entire Side, is fuckin big, animal has pretty patterns on their meat cause they skin is see through.  They live on the cold,  dark portion of Planet Rift.

10. Drumstick, Demon again, but this is pretty big and is usually fried specifically.

11. American-Style Roast, made of the native species of planet Rift, Moomkeys.  No one is safe.

12. Kallopian leg.  They lil predatory horses, but intelligent.  Everyone is food.

13. Tomahawk Steak, a fuckin frog thing, nothing special about them other than they hail from Kallop like the Kallopians.

14. Kabab chunks, angel.

15. Bunbun loin, falls apart when overcooked.

16. Ghost Filet, super hard to get so expensive.  Like not even sold to financially underwhelming people.  Tastes like fish.

17. T-Bone, unnamed slum animal.  Common meat eaten by the people at the Base of Rift City's buildings.  Tastes like 'gator.

18. Trotters, human hands.  We are all meat.

19. Angel Wing, large, sold individually.

20. Meatsaur Tongue, eaten by higher class Rift residents.

21. Meatsaur strips, for your fussy lil baby who demands tendies.

22. Demon Bacon, tastes like sin. 

23. Macro Ham, made from different cuts of Macros, giant insects, all glued together.  Presented as cold cuts.

24. I may have mis-numbered the picture.

25. Bunbun Arms, chewy.

26. Dragon Neck, enjoyed by older Rift generations.  Not very good really but it's TRADITION.

27. Ribs, unnamed giant bird found on rift.  Kinda cruel to eat this considering the birds are peaceful.

28. Sard Tail, like eating a fucking fetus you monster.  Sards reproduce by budding, dropping their tail end so it can reform into a new Sard.  You're awful for eating this.

Rift Universe Plants

1. Sky Bush, a bush that floats through the air.  Good luck to spot one.

2. Mercy Belles, flower named after an act performed in Rift's history.  A pair of frighten sisters offered these flower to a Rift colonizer as they begged for their life.  They were not spared.  Bad luck to give one to someone you like.

3. Coro Tree, secretes a sap that eats away at the tree itself.  

4. Peaktre Tree, small tree often trimmed into shapes.  Sprouts flowers on the leafy portion a translucent reflective dangly flowers below.

5. Hoverleaf bush, remarkable due to the fact that the leaves float, but is otherwise poisonous.

6. Devil's Tail stalk, secretes a tasty yet often throat-closing sap.

7. Brealla, tall stalks of harmless plant that can be used a defense against Rift's acid rain.

8. Marsh Mall, mushroom that tastes like chocolate and gets you high as fuck.  Dangerous in high doses.

P. Fliver, mobil plant native to Kallop.

10. Relp Cabbage, loved by herbivores of Rift.

11. Triproot, root-system that relies on its preytripping and falling into it's tendrils.

12. Speaksies, aka Screamers.  Replays what it hears to excess when a living thing nears it.  Fields of these flowers are  completely devoid of any life with a heartbeat.

13.  Scarebros, also found in fields but uses a humanoid figure to deter other humanoids from nearing it's flower.  Grows  better in well cared-for farms, humanoid figure can be harvested as farm-animal feed.

14. Orbit Berries, tastey!  Picks up small objects and flings them at enemies.

15. Space Rose, the first flower found by human astronauts.  Not really a flower, it's a demon below the planet they were on.

16. Garlands, leaves that grow from a mold found only on ceilings.

#plants and herbs #flowers #plants #art #concept art #graphic design #fruits #alien #alien flower #alien fruit #alien meat #raw meat #cuts of meat #my art

[eleanor-is-fine]

Torchwood managed the ultimate Doctor Who + Magnus Archives crossover.

Doctor Who s5ep2 “The Beast Below” + TMA ep30 “Killing Floor” = Torchwood s2ep4 “Meat”

#the magnus archives #tma #doctor who #torchwood #eleventh doctor #tma flesh #tma slaughter #alien meat #meaty crossover

[exactlydeepestface]

@somerandomdudelmao

@tapakah0

I didn't know who to tag for this sorry. I got inspired by this post specifically

#marble sky fanart #fanart #art #sketch #I just think they would make a meat ship #Ward #Oscar #alien #l should be sleeping #Sculptor

[odinsblog]

-They're made out of meat.

Meat?

-Meat. They're made out of meat.

Meat?

-There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat.

That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?

-They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines.

So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact.

-They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.

That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat?

-I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat.

Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.

-Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?

Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.

-Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through.

No brain?

-Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!

So... what does the thinking?

-You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat.

Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!?

-Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?

OMG. You're serious then? They're made out of meat?

-Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years.

So what does the meat have in mind?

-First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual.

We're supposed to talk to meat?

-That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing.

They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?

-Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat.

I thought you just told me they used radio.

-They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.

OMG. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?

-Officially or unofficially?

Both.

-Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing.

I was hoping you would say that.

-It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?

I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?`Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?

-Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact.

So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe?

-That's it.

Cruel, but you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You're sure they won't remember?

-They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them.

A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream.

-And we can mark this sector unoccupied.

Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?

-Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotation ago, wants to be friendly again.

They always come around.

-And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone.

—THEY’RE MADE OUT OF MEAT, by Terry Bisson, 1991

#theyre made of meat #short story #short stories #aliens #terry bisson #hoomans #meat #meat machines #sentient meat

[jazzmandd]

The 100 indie character assemble is finally here!

100 different series from the most well known to the obscure it is impossible to know who they all are.

I'll be taking a rest for a bit till the next one, but lets just say it'll be one to marvel.

#cave story #touhou #super meat boy #fez #alien hominid #shovel knight #undertale #cuphead #among us #stardew valley #indie #yume nikki #celeste #hollow knight #bit trip #skullgirls #shantae #crypt of the necrodancer #wandersong #I want to be the guy #bloodstained #yooka laylee #fall guys #pizza tower #tunic #anton blast #limbo #jackbox party pack #journey #whoa dave

[puppetmaster13u]

Okay, please forgive me @phoenixcatch7 but I have been stuck in a Flashpoint mood for the last week or so and had an idea for a Possessed Doll or Meat Marionette au, if I could get your thoughts. Or blessing since the Doll Au is yours lol.

So like, in Flashpoint timeline, right? The timeline where Bruce was the one to die instead of his parents and Martha became joker, all that.

No idea if I am making sense in my rambles but like, imagine if Thomas was the one with the puppet-body. But he can feel how it's not meant for him, where everything feels like agony because he's not supposed to be the one inside. Where the dolls know how the timeline is supposed to be, it knows this is not its puppeteer, its host. But Bruce no longer exists in this time, there is no Host, no proper body and mind practically raised to be its user.

So they both have to deal with it. And it's agonizing, like trying to jam a puzzle piece in a place it doesn't quite fit. Eventually something will break.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #possessed doll au #meat marionette au #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #thomas wayne #flashpoint #flashpoint batman #just a thought #Okay but no joke Thomas would definitely start neglecting his human body #Like he probably wouldn't turn to alcohol like he does in the canon comic #Instead he just isn't in his human body as often #to the point it feels alien and strange #because he's so used to wood and metal and Agony #idk if I am making sense at all lol

[witchofthemidlands]

it is just so funny to me that rhys feels threatened by jack but it was, in fact, actually the sarcastic guy who greeted him with a ✌️ sign who gwen was having an affair with.

#welcome to the polycule rhys #his delivery of aliens in cardiff?! has me cackling every time #rhys williams #owen harper #gwen cooper #meat #torchwood #whoniverse

[kirnet]

finally nailing down my a6 protag's design

#u know i had to dial up the alien to 11 i want her eating raw meat #havent played the update yet but ella got me thinking abt her again #nines #oc #andromeda six #minadraws

[starsnores]

fucking i just remembered that post about like. how taurine is an essential amino for cats to eat bc their bodies can't make it on their own and how it's found in a lot of energy drinks and there was some joke about feeding your cat boy monster energy drinks to make sure they get the proper nutrients in the post somewhere. anyway that's trolls to me.

#specifically sollux #to a lesser extent karkat #textsnores #it's just found in meat they are carnivorous #thinking also about trolls not just enslaving but Eating other alien races in their galactic conquest.

[specialagentartemis]

My favorite genre of sci-fi is “small research team goes to a distant plant/star/space station/black hole/etc to study something weird there, and then the weird thing there Wrecks Their Shit.” Can’t get enough of it. “Small research team goes to a deep undersea research station” and “small research team goes to a deep Antarctic research station” are also very good variants of this as long as they get completely rekt by a weird mysterious alien thing there. I love it every time.

It is also important to note that these stories can range from “TPK” to “lone survivor” to “a few losses but most of the main characters come out of this harrowing ordeal alive, if changed” to “everyone survives this harrowing ordeal and they have a new friend now!” but the more characters survive the better the story better be. If it’s a TPK/lone survivor I eat this up and will love it no matter how bad it is (Underwater (2020) starring Kristen Stewart I am vaguing you here. Stupid movie. Saw it on the big screen and loved it). But if most/all of the cast survives, the writing and the story and the characters better be goddamn amazing (All Systems Red by Martha Wells and Wolf 359 by Gabriel Urbina and Sarah Shachat I am vaguing you here <3 )

#However many short stories I love dearly and think about constantly are in this camp also #‘Dead Meat’ by Maria Haskins. ‘The Green’ by Lauren Beukes. ‘All That Touches the Air’ by An Owomoyela has elements of this. #‘The Brides of Heaven’ by N. K. Jemisin also has elements of this #And then podcasts—‘Wolf 359’ obviously. ‘Janus Descending’ is everything I like about this genre. ‘Micro-Cosmos’ does this too which is why #I liked it before it went on Indefinite Hiatus. #and of course this is also about The Thing (1982). Love The Thing #This is just a very good premise and I love the combo of ‘exploring an alien planet’ and ‘oh shit oh fuck oops’ #‘Tides’ podcast is mostly just the exploring part and less Shit Getting Rekt but it’s very good also #And I am still holding out for ‘Primordial Deep‘ to get more bloodthirsty #science fiction #tropes #OH ‘Event Horizon’ with Sam Neill was stupid as all shit. It was also this though and it was Fun. It was not actually good but it was fun

[pushing500]

It's a good thing we have two competent adult doctors in the colony now. Hopefully, Vasso is very appreciative of Bella's help with all these sick people.

We've built some "Alien Compliance Centres" around our colony so that the bizarre weather and red fog doesn't give us a mood debuff... But we didn't expect them to get quite so excited about the weather, either!

Vasso's wanderlust trait has been putting him in a very sour mood lately, and our stockpiles of choice meat are dwindling, so Brax's offer of a psylink neuroformer, camp loot, a chance to leave the colony, and hopes for replenishing our supplies is readily accepted! It did mean we had to drag Laursen and M.M. out of the hospital to come help, but I'm sure it will all be fine.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #“Sleeping Sickness” does not sound fun #I hope everybody gets better quickly #With Bella and Vasso's care they're sure to be recovered in no time <3 #The Alien Compliance Centre makes me viscerally uncomfortable #But in a cool way y'know #I feel like it's good for the horrible eldritch cult to be mind-controlled every once in a while #Hopefully the grocery run goes well! #We need more human meat asap #everybody is whining that they haven't had any for ages #with any luck they'll be eating properly again soon! #have a fabulous day <3 <3 <3

[dokupine]

belugirin tries to eat a burger, the results are tragic

#front teeth aren’t very grippy #mandibles are ineffective at grasping the sides of a slippery sandwich #so rip burger #drawn in response to a prompt in styllwaters specbio server #aliens #belugirins #speculative biology #kips art #art #the Smell Bad part is because meat from earth is generally unpleasant to them

[honkowo]

MORE MEAT CARSSSS (AND HOTROD!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3)

from top 2 bottom: some bigass meat car models, HOT ROD<3, & examples/sketches of possible modded meat cars heehee

so the 2 other factory models r the mole, a meat car used for underground travel & excavation for permanent settlements, & the walking city, a meat car built for carrying many angels( about 40-50 on average) and/or their stuff across long distances.moles are one of the only factory models with a base that ISNT of angel origin for once; its a subterranean mole instead :). the mole can also come in a fair few sizes, with the one in the picture being the biggest.

I FINALLY GET TO SHOW U GUYS HOTROD TOO YIPPEE!! hotrod is clink's only custom meat car & is his pride and joy lmao. hes entirely a speed-based custom, being capable of 200mph max & an even faster diving speed, & hes quite agile too :). unlike ur average meat car, hotrod has a more prominent personality; often getting himself into trouble because of how nosy he can be. hes otherwise pretty well behaved.

like usual, gif stills r under the cut :)

#owo whats this #angel tag!!! wahoo #spec bio #xenobiology #alien species #FUCK YES ITS HOT ROD TIME #unless u read my tags on the last meat car post then you would have NO IDEA how excited ive been to show him off #this post took so long cos i couldnt figure out a design for his bodypaint lmao #looks ok enough but i really wanted more blue & yellow markings #ill prolly come up w something else later idk #i gotta say tho meat cars r so much fun to design theres heaps that u can do w angel proportions #anyway #thats all the tags i think

[anima-virtuosa]

Xilsi Sparklegrove & NeonPawExalted enjoying all-natural foods in the Critter Café!! (NO 'cooked' foods..gross)

#furry #alien #taur #multilimb #dragon #fox #faerie #sparkledragon #meat #blood #oc:xilsi sparklegrove #myart

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Absolutely god-tier thing in fiction that I will never get sick of is when humans are just casually chilling in decidedly non-earth environments, making small talk with orcs and aliens and what have you, and not being in the least bit phased because this is just an average tuesday for them

#big part of what inspires me in Deus #like yea world's made of meat #your best friends are a floating skull and a mold colony #none of this will be remarked on cus that's just how it is #fiction #stuff i said #writing #sci fi #fantasy #aliens #orcs #speculative biology

[its-stimsca]

Creep Cast stimboard to get scared from!!!

📟 🎙️ 📟 / 🎙️ 📟 🎙️ / 📟 🎙️ 📟

#source #green #horror #darkness #night #gas mask #technology #aliens #candles #creep cast #Wendigoon #meat canyon #not request #fav