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whumpasaurus101 · 6 months

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Look at me posting this on the deadline LMFAO BUT ITS NOT LATE SO LOOK AT ME GO WOOOOO. This is for @epiclamer's and @save-the-villainous-cat's super cute ask game which was GENIUS!!! This was so so much fun thank you!!! @hufflepuffwritingstuff22 had an ask in their inbox: “Hero being brainwashed and forced to fight their friends.”

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"Please, Hero!" Sidekick's desperate voice sounded through the room. "I know this isn't you. Think of who I am! C'mon, Hero, please!!!"

Tears streamed down their face as they desperately kicked away fro the 'stranger' before them. That wasn't Hero/ Surely Hero wouldn't do this!

They whimpered as their back hit the wall, gulping hard as they watched Hero continue to stride towards them, switchblade twirling in hand.

"Oh, but Sidekick, don't you understand? This is me. All this time I have been trying to hide it,but now, bow it's too late. You've gone too far. You're a disappointment to not only me, but yourself."

Sidekick gulped as the words carved antagonizingly slow into their heart, their chest growing tight as they tried to keep their breathing level. Their eyes flickered up to Hero's, tears threatening to fall. Their voice came out as a weak rasp, "This is-isn't you..."

They had given up hope at this point, how were they supposed to get through to Hero???

A fist tightened in Sidekick's shirt and hauled them to their feet before they were suddenly slammed against the wall. Sidekick wheezed as they felt all the air leave their body, their eyes blowing wide.

They flinched hard as Hero raised their fist, squeezing their eyes shut as a whimper ripped from their throat but Hero's fist quickly collided with their cheek.

Blood splatted against the ground as they coughed, "He-h'ro... 'm.. pl'se..." Blood ran down from their mouth, their vision spotting. Punch after punch was delivered until Sidekick screamed, breaking into sobs as their body shook with each cry.

As Villain entered the door, Hero instantly dropped Sidekick to the floor. "Hero, to me."

Sidekick watched in horror, wheezing on the floor as Hero quickly made their way over to Villain before dropping to their knees.

Sidekick tried to swallow back bile as they slowly sat up, "Wha-what did you do?"

Villain chuckled softly, a cool smirk painting along their face as they looked at Sidekick, "Oh, this? Oh honey, what I did to Hero is exactly what I am going to do to you. Now Sidekick," They clicked their finger, "I need you to focus on my voice and my voice only."

Sidekick flinched back as Villain's hand rested against their head, a sudden presence filling their head as they lost full control. And suddenly it kicked in. Their thoughts weren't theirs. And as they approached Hero, a clenched fist either side, they had to watch as someone forced them to fight their mentor. Fight the last person who had fate in them. How would Hero ever forgive them?

#THIS WAS SO FUN RAAAAA #IM HALF ASLEEP WHILE FINISHING THE PIECE #SO SORRY ITS NOT GOOD #almost halloween WOOOOOO #whump #whumpee #whump drabble #whumper #whumpblr #whump community #whump writing #hero whumper #villain whumper #sidekick whumpee #sidekick whumper #mind control #magic whump #surrenderanask #lee wrote something :o

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filthyslashertoad · 2 years

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Giving Eddie Munson a Blowjob

CW: NSFW, Blowjob, Grinding, cursing/profanity, GenderNuetral!Reader, idk what else

(It starts kinda slow)

(Requests: OPEN)

Today you were supposed to meet Eddie after last period since he offered to drive you home due to the rain. You and Eddie had been friends for almost all of high school, spending every waking moment with each other whether it be through hanging out or talking on the phone. So, when he offered to let you stay at his house till the storm calmed down, it wasn't too out of the regular.

"Y'know just standing there isn't gonna make us get there faster." His voice bringing you out of your day dream. Giving you his signature smirk before putting a hand on your lower back and slowly pushing you forward, towards the crosswalk leading to the van.

Then almost like the sky was telling you to hurry up the rain got heavier, changing from a light drizzle to a pour. You began to run towards the van, trying to avoid your hair getting more soaked then it already was. Opening the door you climbed past the driver's seat and into the passenger seat next to it. "Woooooo, isn't this great! It's been forever since it's rained here!" Eddie shouted, settling himself into the driver's seat. You shook your head at him, trying to ignore the way his shirt and pants clung to his skin.

Even though you and Eddie had been friends since sophomore year, you couldn't lie about the fact that you had imagined being on his bed for other reasons not having to do with helping him with his homework. Plain and simple, He. Is. Hot! Eddie stared at you for a moment, his eyes focusing on your lips, and then he spoke. "I, uh rented some movies earlier, if you'd be interested to watch some of them with me later." He waited for your response, alternating between driving and looking over at you.

"Yeah! Just as long as you picked good movies though."

"Are you kidding? All the movies I watch are good, you're the one with bad taste!" He said teasing you.

"That's not true!"

"Yes it is! All you watch are those boring romance movies." You shook your head at him, because in some respect he was right, the last movie you had watched was "Pretty in Pink". "So is that a yes, Sweetheart?" God, you loved it whenever he called you that.

"Fine, but I get to pick the movie." Just as you said that the van jolted to a stop.

"You got it, beautiful." He climbed out of the van before you could even say anything. 'What's with him today?' You wondered, he doesn't usually call pet names unless he's complimenting you or trying to get you to give him something.

"So, here are the movies." Without even stepping a foot into his trailer he had handed you a stack of tapes. Walking away from you he went over to the fridge, grabbing drinks for the both of you. "Did you pick one?" Now in front of you, he hands you the drink.

"Yeah, this one." You hand him the tape labelled "Halloween 2", causing him to smile.

"You sure you won't get too scared?" He teases you, taking the tape to set up the movie. While he's crouched in front of his TV you take the chance to sit down and look around the room. Since most of the time you hung out in Eddie's room you didn't get to see his living room often. "And...there we go, the movies on, try not to get spooked, hun." He winks at you before jumping onto the spot next to you on the couch. Although you weren't a big fan of the Halloween movies, you didn't mind watching them for Eddie's enjoyment.

Part way into the movie you begin the lean on Eddie, getting bored of watching the movie. "Y'know, if you're bored you could just tell me." He stares at you, knowing the way you act whenever you become disinterested in something. Still staring at you he pauses."...If you're interested I have something a little more fun for us to do." He smirks at you.

"And what is it you have in mind." Eddie sits up, adjusting his legs before patting his lap. You raise your eyebrow at him before slowly moving onto his lap. And with not even a moment passing, you feel his hands begin to wander from your waist to your hips and then to your thighs, giving them a squeeze.

"I hope you know, I've been waiting since freshman year to do this." His eyes focus on the way your lips turn up into a smile before one of his hands moves up to your cheek, pulling you in for a kiss. His lips were softer than you'd ever imagine. The more he kissed you, the more you gave in, wrapping your arms around his neck, letting him kiss you deeper than anyone ever had. When he pulled away from you his mouth began to roam down, reaching your neck and pressing open mouth kisses all along you, trying to find the spot that would make you moan.

"Eddie." You moaned out his name.

"Hmm." He didn't look at you but he felt the way you tugged on his shirt trying to get him to take it off. His hands reached down between you, pushing away your hands so he could pull off his shirt. Tossing it to the side his hands ran down from your waist to your hips when he began to move your hips against him, groaning at the way you felt against him. When you began to grind against him yourself he let out a loud moan. "Fuckkk, baby just like that." His hands grasped your waist so tightly it would leave a mark. "Fuck, hold on" His hands moved down to your thighs, lifting you up so he could walk to his room. Pressing kisses all over you, while pushing open his bedroom door. Gently laying you down on the bed, he stood in front of you, his hands trailed down to his jeans where he tugged at the zipper, taking them off, along with his boxers.

You moved to lay right in front of him, your hands reaching up to stroke his dick. His eyes watched you, moaning when you'd squeeze him. After a while you built up an even pace, beginning to speed up making him throw his head back in pleasure. As your hands moved back and forth along his dick, you moved closer so you could kiss the tip of his dick, your hands slowing down, so you could focus on licking the head of his dick.

He threw his head back letting out a high pitched moan. "Aaah...s-shit." His hand rested on the back of your head. Pushing you farther down his dick, causing your eyes tear up and you began to gag at the way his dick pressed against the back of your throat. "Jesus Christ, feels s' good." You moaned at the way he praised you, the noise vibrating against his dick, making his hips stutter and rut into your mouth uncontrollably. "Shit, don't do that." He gritted his teeth while his eyes squeezed shut. You felt so good, he couldn't stop himself from moaning.

And when you hollowed out your cheeks, tongue rubbing against the underside of his dick. This was the final straw, his hand grabbed your hair pushing you further on his dick till your nose rubbed against his hips. A string of curses fell from his lips as he thrusted into your mouth repeatedly. Leaving you only with the warm feeling of his cum in your mouth.

Pulling out he laid down next to you, his arm wrapping around so he could pull you into his side. "God, I can't believe that just happened." You hummed, your hand rubbing up and down his arm. "So...uh, I was thinking...would you maybe wanna be more than just friends?" His voice was quiet, barely loud enough for you to hear him.

You turned your head to look at him, your brows furrowing, "You mean like dating?"

"Yeah, me and you." His hand reached to move a piece of hair stuck to your forehead.

"Yes, I'd like that." He smiled at you, pressing a kiss to your lips before pulling you to lay on top of him and shutting his eyes.

#fem!reader x eddie munson #eddie munson x reader smut #eddie munson #stranger things fic #slashers #stranger things #oneshot

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supertaliart · 3 years

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It's not the war. It's a battle. But it's important to take a moment to breathe or we'll all pass out before we get anywhere.

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First Page: a single panel comic. In the foreground a woman stands facing away from the viewer looking out at clouds overhead. a little rain is falling. Text: "It's 9:05 on Saturday November 7th, 2020"/"And it's raining in Los Angeles"

Second Page: inset panel: the woman holds out a hand to feel the rain. text: "Well, Not Rain"/"A drizzle"/"It's not enough to put out the fires" main panel: clouds are reflected in puddle son the ground. in the background the grass is on fire. text: "Or wash away months of dust and ash"/"But the ground is damp"/"and the air is breathable"

Third Page: Inset panel: The woman looks surprised as she sits on a toilet. a speech bubble containing "Woooooo" comes through the window over her shoulder. Text: "It's 8:30 when I hear the first shout". Main panel: The woman looks out an open window over a rooftop and hills. Speech Bubbles: "Then the car horns"/"The yells"/"Music and Bells"/"Fweeeeeee". Text: "Someone even has a whistle"

Fourth Page: Single Panel: a terraced front yard with stairs leading up the right side. The yard has three plastic flamingos - one wearing a witch hat, one wearing a cowboy hat, one wearing a little skull. There are two decorative tombstones. One says "F-Pay your respects" and one says: "F'kin' Rip (lol)". There are three lawn signs: "Vote Please"/"Vote"/"Vote Blue". There are two miniature pride flags trans and ace. A bush has a giant spider on it and a fake web. Text: "A child is yelling something in delight"/"The sound mingles with quickly forgotten halloween decorations"/"Pride Flags (because June just ended)"/"And pleas to just VOTE."

Fifth Page: Panel One: Houses on a hillside. in the foreground and background people stand on porches and the street, shouting and cheering. Text: "Every time the screams die down someone else starts..."/"A call and response echoing off the hills"/"Human connection I haven't felt in months".

Panel 2: a portrait profile view, from the nose down;. the mouth inhales.

Panel 3: a skinnier panel but a similar image the mouth smiles

Panel 4: a skinnier panel but a similar image the head tilts down the eyes scrunched in a smile the mouth smiles more.

Panel 5: A skinnier panel The head tilts down almost out of the panel. Smile calming down.

Text spread across panels 2-5: "A short shuddering breath"/"Then a laugh"/"Hiccuping intakes of relief"

Sixth Page: Inset Panel 1: taken up by speech bubble that says "Bwaaaaaankbwank" text: "Someone holds their hand on their car horn"

Inset Panel 2: taken up by three speech bubbles: "woohoo"/"yeah"/"and stay out". Text: "and the screams start again"

Inset Panel 3: a hand holds up a phone, music emanates from it which says "Na na na he-e-ey goodbye" Text: "Someone plays music. It's unintelligible from when I am"

Main panel: the woman from the first page still looks out over the hills and clouds which are receding into the distance. Text: "The sun is back"/"The clouds moved fast"/"But for a moment"/"It was raining in Los Angeles"

#election #election 2020 #comic #autobio comics #Los Angeles #image described #November 2020 #2020 #illustration #self portrait

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hacker-of-fandom · 4 years

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Obey me characters reaction to short male mc picking them up.

Lucifer: he didn't even know how to react.

Made an offhand comment about Mc's height.

Mc says quite seriously that he could pick him up.

Lucifer just laughs at him while walking away to finish his papers.

Suddenly was grabbed. And lifted.

Mc somehow gets Lucifer who is still comprehending getting picked up, in a bridal style.

Mc begins walking with him in his arms to his room.

Lucifer suddenly snaps out of shock.

"I can see that you are upset with my comment about your height but please could you let me down? I feel like you're going to drop me."

Mc doesn't say anything. Just keeps walking.

Lucifer sighs and begins flipping through his paperwork.

At the end of it, he almost enjoys the feeling of Mc being that close to him. Almost.

Maybe just a bit.

Mammon: screaming until told to be quiet.

Was picking funny at Mc's height.

"Mammon keep talking like that and I'll show you, just what I can do."

Mammon laughs at Mc like that funniest thing ever.

Suddenly his world is turned upside down.

He was thrown over Mc's back like it was nothing.

"HEY, LET GO OF ME!"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, MC?"

"Shut up. We're going to Hell's Kitchen and your paying."

"LIKE HELL I AM!"

Mc threatens to throw him out a window.

Mammon shuts up.

Mc finally moves Mammon into his arms.

Mammon is totally not blushing.

Mammon is totally not hiding his face in Mc's neck...

Eventually wraps his arms around his shoulders.

"Don't drop me, okay human?"

"Your lucky I'm not fucking you already."

Mammon.exe is not working.

Leviathan: surprised and a blushing mess.

Called Mc shorty normie.

Began laughing at his own jokes before well you know-

Oop-

Warm arms hugging his back and thighs.

OFF

THE

GROUND

Can't breathe for like a minute.

His body is shaking until he just hides his red face behind his phone.

"But I- when- why- help????"

When he hears Mc's soft chuckle in his ear-

He just-

Dead.

Mc has successfully killed Leviathan.

Was too surprised to know if he enjoyed it or not.

Probably did.

Satan: was by complete accident.

Woooooo man how did he get here you may ask

Welp long story short, Satan was in the library trying to grab one of the higher books on the shelf.

He was on the second floor of the library and Mc walked in at this time.

Satan grabbed the creaky ladder, climbed on, got the book but....

The ladder broke.

He began falling backward off the second-floor railing.

He was sighing to himself as he fell and prepared himself hitting the ground.

Not warm arms.

His eyes fluttered for a sec before landing on Mc face.

"You okay? That was a big fall."

"...Thank you?"

He asks Mc how he was able to catch him and how can something so small lift such big things.

Has a blush on his face, since he was not let down yet.

Mc explains quickly and tells him that he was actually looking for him.

"Oh?"

Mc's nodded and begins walking Satan to the dinning room.

"Mc... You haven't put me down yet."

"I know."

"....o-okay."

Satan begins reading the book on the way there to stop himself from staring at Mc.

Doesn't mind if Mc does it again.

Asmodeus: he definitely likes it.

It was by random.

Mc just walked up to Asmodeus and asked if he could pick him up.

Asmodeus basically jumps in his arms.

Compliments Mc strength.

"You know... I don't mind if you become my knight in shining armor."

Becomes a thing they do where Mc has to catch Asmodeus at any given time.

I mean at ANY TIME.

In class?

"MC CATCH ME!"

In the hallways?

"Oh Mc~"

At dinner-

Any time.

On a more serious note, he really likes the feeling of being held tightly.

Oh and he loves looking at Mc pretty little face.

Thinks about wearing a dress and literally being a Princess and Mc being the knight in shiny armor.

Might do it for Halloween.

Beelzebub: oh my-

Mc and Beel were cooking in the kitchen.

Mc stopping Beel from eating the food and Beel helping with getting the items that Mc can't reach.

But there is always that one item no one can reach without the stool.

But all of a sudden Beelzebub grew up in height!

Just kidding. Mc just picked him up from his waist, lifting him up so he can grab it.

Quickly grabs it, without thinking and was put down.

Looks down at Mc, looks at item, looks at Mc, looks at himself.

"How much can you lift?"

"Can you do it again?"

"Could you like carry me, please?"

Wholesome©

The rest if the time cooking Beelzebub was basically hugging Mc with his body just being carried around.

He still helps tho-

Never wants it to stop.

Mc and him make a deal that every kiss he gives will equal in him being picked up and carried around.

Best deal he's ever made.

Belphegor: sleep. Wtf are you doing?

Was just sleeping on the couch.

Heard Mc calling for him.

Ignored it to go back to sleep.

He was eventual found. Sad oof.

He pretended to sleep.

Was shaken a few times.

He hears Mc sigh.

And just like that, he can't feel the couch anymore.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Oh, you're awake!"

"Yes, now tell me why you are carrying me?"

"Because blah blah blah-"

"Fine." Smirks. "Can you give me a kiss since you woke me up so rudely?"

Was joking.

Gets a peck on the cheek.

He is now blushing.

"I hate you."

Goes to sleep in Mc arms.

Solomon: ah okay.

Just made fun of Mc height.

"You do know you are quite short for human terms, right?"

"I think I make that up with strength, Solomon."

"Oh?"

*cue getting picked up by smol bean*

"Oh."

Doesn't really mind it but prefers to be on the ground.

He kept teasing Mc about his height and Mc just threatens to throw him.

On a bed

Might continue teasing, might not.

Simeon: WeLl ThEn-

This holy baby.

Mmm.

DAmn.

It was these two's science/potion/spell class

An experiment was about to explode and Simeon didn't move away from it in time.

Cue in epic heroic Mc!!!

Basically just yanked Simeon out of the classroom bridal style.

Mc doesn't put Simeon down until everyone is sure that it's safe to go back in the classroom.

"Are you okay?" Mc whispers in Simeon's ear.

OHHHHMAN HEADCANNON:SIMEONHASSENSITIVEEARS

If he wasn't embarrassed being picked up and held by Mc, he is now.

Slightly red he nods.

"Good." Mc's breath was warm and smooth.

Has to hold back a shiver.

Doesn't know why he feels excited for.

.....

Realizes later in the day.

Has to pray ALOT that night.

Luke:

Luke was getting bullied by some demons in the hallways. Basically cornered.

Not the demon brothers mind you.

Mc wards them off because everyone knows about Mc's pacts with the brothers.

Luke doesn't want to talk to Mc even after being asked questions about his health.

So Mc just picks him up and walks him to class.

"W-what are you doing?!"

"I'm taking you to class, buddy. Are you hurt anywhere?"

"...no."

"Good. I have some treats in my bag, I let you have some when we get there, okay?"

...

"Okay."

Ever since then he only allows Mc to pick him up. Simeon thinks it's cute that Mc justs picks Luke up for no reason at all.

Barbatos: sounds fun.

He doesn't really care about people's height difference.

The only reason why he was picked up in the first place was for a joke.

Mc walked in with Barbatos, in front of everyone. And I mean everyone.

We have Simeon, The brothers, Luke, Solomon, Lord Diavolo, just chillin in the castle.

Barbatos was being held up on Mc's shoulders while drinking tea peacefully with a tiny plate and everything.

Like he wasn't being held up by a small human with unhuman-ly amount of rage.

Mc shouted, "TODAY IS BARBATOS APPRECIATION DAY!"

Mc believes that Barbatos works too hard. Barbatos agrees.

Mc laid Barbatos down on the couch and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Everyone is super confused.

"I love you, bro."

"I adore you, too, Mc. Now if I may ask can you grab me the spoon?"

Mc might just be Barbatos favorite small human ever.

Lord Diavolo: I WANT A RIDE

Bro this red head.

Just...

Beautiful.

He heard from Lucifer that Mc was a lot stronger than he first seemed once coming to the school.

So when he invited everyone to his birthday party, he asked Mc just how strong he was privately.

Well, let's just say the party got a lot more exciting from then on.

"Lucifer! Look at me! Mc is really strong!"

"Barbatos can you take a picture of this!? This will show everyone how close we have gotten!"

He's just riding on Mc's shoulders like a child. Waving at demons, angels, and humans alike.

Mc has never felt more powerful before. He is literally holding the most powerful demon in the world over his shoulders.

Tries not to yeet.

Lucifer has never been more shocked and worried at the same time.

Barbatos is very happy to take pictures and videos.

Whoooooooohooo this was long as.... My will to eat catus. I love writing the Barbatos one.

(Requests are open btw)

#obey me satan #obey me shall we date #barbatos #satan #obey me diavolo #obeyme #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me asmodeus #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #obey me mammon #obey me male mc

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genyagopew · 3 years

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tw⚠️: soft body mutilation and fake blood

more halloween content woooooo

Akaashi’s name is Keiji which sounds almost identical to the japanese word for cop, keiji

his canon costume is just a pun and that gives me much seretonin 🥰

#akaashi #akaashi keiji #haikyuu art #don’tmindthebadproportions #he’ssoprettyicant #istillsupportacab

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boobachu · 5 years

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The T.C. rambles while watching a force awakes

Re-watching star wars 7 to see if out of the 3D headache IMAX theatre, if it’s any better.

I still hate parody Han Solo guy, like he reminds me of post-Black Knight Sonic the Hedgehog. Just really unfunny and trying way too hard to be hip and internet savvy or something.

I don’t think anything will change my opinion that he shoulda been a bit character.

I’ve decided to commentate the whole fucking movie so read on if you dare.

Rey’s making space bread. It’s very gross.

I doubt anything will change my opinion that she’s the best star wars character.

Oh God BB-8

HBomberguy ruined BB-8 for me. Whenever I see him all I hear is

L I T T L E W H I T E C U C K - B A L L L L L L

I guess Rey doesn’t like him either, I forgot this part.

I wish they got rid of the Dorito Destroyer.

Oh boy Darth Helmet is interrogating Lone Star.

Kylo Ren has the stupidest helmet.

There’s subtitles on this so I learned the guy’s name is Poe

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAA

Like Kylo Ren is really badass in the first half I remember this, like he stops a God damn laser blast.

Would you sell BB-8 for 60 meals?

Oh hey

Ugh what’s his name... the storm trooper’s gonna take Poe outta here.

You need a pilot. LOL

I guess Poe is alright, just his first impression was very dumb.

Oh snap it’s hooked down. What kinda name is Hux that’s stupid.

Ha hah shootin’ em down just like Annie in ep 1.

Get fucked command center.

Why do they still have Twin Ion Engine fighters?

I guess we still drive cars so eh...

Ah his name is Finn now, I guess he is a clone? or something?

Maybe they have multiple types of clones. I wonder if they still use Jango Fett...

Fucking proton torpedos!!!

Ah yeah I forgot Finn just wants to GTFO

Trailer shot. Nice.

Oh wait I can turn off subtitles. Good that was disorienting me.

And Poe dies... a great fake-out you thought parody han solo was a protag, but no this is the story of Finn, the storm trooper defecting from nazi hell-space to find his own life on Jakku or wherever.

He keeps Poe’s jacket for cover, very poetic. HAH

POE-ETIC God why did I hate this movie again?

If there’s a Kylo Ren, where is Kylo Stimpy?

Oh God Finn no don’t ugh drank the slop water ugh no why ugh

Finn goes to save Rey cuz white knight trope. Rey can handle herself like a ‘90s chick. Hey she’s a pit chick she’s got a staff.

RUN FINN RUN

Rey fuck taser what

Finn’s having a lousy life.

Poor basketball’s friend died. I feel like the story is rushing.

Like I expected more of a build-up not “SPIT OUT THE EXPOSITION FUCKIN”

Ah, storm troopers...

Rey doesn’t want your cooties, Finn.

Fucking TIE fighters fuck

Is Finn dead? No he just nappin’

Everything exploding!

THE GARBAGE’LL DO

God damn Millenium cheeseburger.

I can do this I can do this

HOW DO YOU FLY A CHEESEBURGER

Fucking karma’s a cheeseburger, that’s what you get for callin’ the SS you loser

The action scenes are choice

Ah Dorito ruins.

Oh I remember this part just

TIE DOWN

oh no Finn down

here it comes

G E T R E A D Y

fucking engine exhaust TIOGHT

HARD RIGHT

WOOOOOO

Takin’ the shot yeah

Space

CHUCK A SHIT

ohp

Kylo is Mado

NERD RAGE

AAAAAAAAAA

Kylo is such a 12 year old in 2003.

GIRL?! THERE WAS A WOM?!?!?!?!? XDDD fucking loser

pweese BB-8 help I dunno what I do

fucking lighter thumbs up

Damn Finn what a nerd. “Got a boyfriends? a boyfriend?”

oh no they got garbage dayed

come on Rey gas them gas them all

oh great it’s Han Solo and Chewie

oh wait he used to be Han Solo

What is he now Han Oriana? Whatever Leia’s last name was I never could spell it.

Damn buncha everything happens

Oh great it’s big eyed billy joe armstrong and his O-nauts

WE WUNT OR MUNEY BAEK NAU

oh boy more losers.

It’s all over for Solo.

Ah shit just unleashed things.

There goes the neighborhood just fucking angry meatballs of death AND HE FEEDS THAT DUDE TO IT

oh shit it quiet

Rey is allalone...

Fucking Finn I turn my head a sexond and the meatball caught him.

Get to da cheeseborger

“I never ask that question until after I’ve done it”

Just lightspeed dashed I swear he looks like british billie joe armstrong.

Damn giant fish thing on planet deadly pokeball.

Who is supreme leader he is stupid ugly stupid.

Oh his dad’s Han Solo wow way to blow it spoiler alert fucking why didn’t they save that for the end who wrote this crap oh he was a hologram.

Damn babuy chewie

Ah the new hope plot.

I dunno they twist it enough to make it feel fresh so eh.

Ah a planet of islands... the scenery reminds me of ep 2

“Did you just call me ‘Solo’?”

Women always figure out the truth, always.

There needs to be a han solo inspirational poster that says that.

A job? The fabled... job? You offer job?

Rey has a home? I thought she was just a wayfarer.

Don’t stare “At what?” any of it XDDDDD

Yeah this story feels like it’s going too fast like what’s going on.

HAAAN S O L O

Wait she’s hot for Chewbakka?

Man this band sucks.

Oh great fucking droid nark NARK

Weird lady narks NARKS EVERYTHWIER

Oh boy Darth Helmet is brooding.

Fucking Darth Vader. Kylo Ren is such a fanfiction.

Like, the idea of a warrior of light choosing darkness is something you seldom see done, but... eh... I guess? IRL kids no like most nazis are privilidged and a decade ago would be seen as nerds.

what’s this

what are you doing

The eyes of a man who wants to run

Finn need go bye-bye

Oh wait storm troopers are stolen, not bred. That’s worse like

Finn is really shiny there who does his makeup?

Rey sure didn’t care he was a storm trooper LOL

The screams... they becon me...

Finally a fresh feeling scene.

WHAT’S IN DA BOX

fucking lightsaber

T R I G G E R E D

Is she clairvoyant? I dond’t remember this part.

Is this special edition?

FUTURE

I like specs. She cool.

FUCK D A FORCE

Oh boy nazis

Fucking screamy bitch XDDD

FIST UP why are the nazis doing the fist up this is upsetting.

PEW

How does the laser split up into shit and what is this planet?

Like this is supposed to be dramatic but... you literally don’t know any of those people or any of those planets. This should have been episode 8 or 9 after establishing those planets.

W H A T A W A S T E

oH BOY Finn got da lightsabah

BEASTS

There goes that dump, way to go Rey it’s your fault I guess BLANKS

Way to kill that soldier

MURDER SPREE

Oh boy Kylo Ren, what a hoot that guy.

wait is this the part?

Han Solo so has the force like if his force3 ghost isn’t in the movie

YOU HAAAVE ONE

Han Solo what a goof

TRAITOR

M E L E E B A T T L E

Fucking just like in Empire except it’s not Yoda hallucination probably.

Caughted

THE RESISTIES

The x-wing is still the coolest thing like Sonic knew that.

Damn Finn calm down it’s just a pilot.

Rey is in weird jungle o no

She just got godlike and Ren is gonna break that killstreak

MELEE OP

Fucking using cheater force

Kylo you sound like such a dork

That cross saber is still stupid where’s the minorah saber

Nooo Rey!!!

C’mon Finn melee them

fucking lightsaber the whole first order you can do it

just

throw it at the ship

just

throw

and the bad guys win

C-3P0 you mother fucker

Changed your hair

Same Jacket

I can’t believe Carrie Fisher is dead.

The resisties are kinda boring looking.

Oh look it’s Poe, he’s alive somehow.

Maybe the second time I’ll get the good explanation.

Oh no, there’s no good explanation he just wasn’t there.

L A A A A A A A A A A M M M E.

Okay we’re past a new hope kinda in empire strikes back territory and the ending is the last jedi. Like I totally get people being upset that this is basically the original trilogy in a nutshell.

Damn dead R2-D2

Wait C-3P0 has a red arm why

I wonder how many parents relate to Han and Leia because their son turned into a nazi.

Fucking Snoke. What kinda name is that. Solid Snoke.

Was Kylo Ren just staring at Rey’s unconscious body for the past hour?

I’m sorry he’s just not intimidating he looks like a cheap halloween darth vader

Then the dramatic reveal like remember when Darth Vader was so disfigured from burning alive?

Kylo’s just ugly. Like that’s it that’s the reveal. Kylo is ugly.

Rey/Kylo is like whenever a 4chan boy tries to hit on a hot youtube girl like your face just melds into the chair to escape his grasp like a cat that doesn’t want to be pet.

I dunno this scene is just so stupid cuz they both look dorky like this is happening at otakon

You. You’re afraid... that you will never be as strong as Darth Vader

BITCH GOT TOOOLLLLLLD

Kylo has a huge nose. Like he’s Lois Griffin triangle sandwitch nose

I like how Rey tries to Luke Skywalker the storm trooper and he’s like “Serious?”

LOL fucking just left

T A N T R U M T I M E

and the storm troopers just turn around LOL

Okay I love this weapon like, it’s a combination of the star crusher and a vaccum cleaner from Luigi’s mansion. It destroys the star, but in the way that it uses it to destroy things.

“So it’s big”

Disable the shields... there better be Ewoks on that planet.

Seriously, what does Poe add to the story after the escape?

Damn leila and han... dum

Hey a woman stormtrooper, like just a white gal. I didn’t notice that.

Damn lightspeed their way in.

Hooooh what a landing.

...Han Solo...

That‘s not how the force works!!!

LOL

Finn just wants Rey. I can see why people would think he’s horny for her since that boyfriend line, but that was the last horny thing he said.

Fucking mad with Power, calm down Finn then again we all wanna tell off our boss.

Rey is gonna escappeeeee damn hang on the side of the wall is that a switch what

Rey just climbing that wall like a monkey.

S H I E L D S D O W N

Fucking Han... is there a trash compactor? You dirty bastard

And here comes the interesting part of Jedi Returns SHOOTY TIME

A T T A C K T H E S C P H I N C T E R (that’s how you spell it right)

Oh I love the sun thing like, it’s a great way of showing the timer without a clock.

Oh look it’s Rey, go on and almost get shot to death

H U G

Escape now, hug later.

The cinematography is good I like the dog fights.

LET”S BLOW SHIT UP

I dunno this just really isn’t dramatic at all

Placing bombs, just like in Jedi.

Here comes Kylo

At least he keeps the mask on, like too many movies rely on faces.

oh light’s almost gone.

M A H B O Y

Ah the stupid part

Wait is his name Finn too?

Like this woulda been way more dramatic if you didn’t know Kylo was Han’s boy.

There’s no music making this awkward and gut-wrenching which you don’t see modern mvoies do.

I’m being torn apart ;w;

What a bitch

Knowing what happens these lines are hilarious

Will you help me

L I G H T S O U T

red

STAB, STAB, STAB~

AHHHHHH HOOO HOO HOO HOOOIIEEEEE

I dunno like, you’d think Han Solo being stabbed to death with his son would feel more heavy but that was just... nothing.

A S P L O D E

Fucking Kylo TEEF

Night time, being chased by a crazy dork in the woods.

oh here it comes

TRAILER FUEL

YEUR A MUNSTAH

REY DOWN

C’mon Finn

TRAAAIIITOOORRRR

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT

Fucking melee battle

Just fueled by the rage of his fallen friend, the desparation of the sun dissolving he fights for his life against a wounded lunatic.

Okay so maybe that cross saber has a use.

FINN DOWN

grabby time

oh no

REY GRABBED THE SABER

ROUND TWO, DARTH LOSER

This is unbearably xcool

Time to shoot the hole... like in new hope.

This ending is just all three original endinds with new stuff

30 seconds

SNEAKED IN SHOOT EM UP WOOOOOOOO

JUST LIKE ANNIE IN EP 1

only cooler

KA BLOOOOIIEEEE

fuckin’ A

this battle is just like in empire strikes back

fucking planet’s falling apart so it’s better

A tempting offer

Who wants kylo ren to be a teacher like he’d be like a nun

W 0 0 T

it’s the comeback

don’t give the hero a dramatic pause to focus

B E A T D O W N

the struggle is real

K-O

Take that loser

there seems to be something between us, Ren

Welp the planet is collapsing woo

Finn don’t you die, Poe is a loser you’re cool Finn

Ah it’s Chewie in the Churger

oh yeah han died like I thought it was han but no he died XDDDDD

GTFO

Here comes the sun doot de doo doot~

Epic

Now for the final scene of congrats.

“Sorry General, your boyfriend was stabbed by his son and then the planet exploded”

H U G

Poor Chewie.

Fucking Artoo what are you doing here.

Like, this shoulda been episode 8 here, it feels like it shoulda ended with han’s funeral and the map was the start of the next movie aunno.

And Finn’s tale of a freedom slave blowing up the nazi death planet comes to a close.

Wait is she leaving?

I thought there was a funeral.

Nothing?

Not even an F?

Yeah then se see’s Luke’s hairy ass and it ends so awkwardly like this movie felt like two movies and THIS SHOULDA BEEN IN THE SEQUEL WHAT

Whoever wrote this is an idiot, whoever directed is even worse.

ANyways my conclusion is that the movie isn’t horrible, but... I dunno it’s about as bad as ep2 tho that movie’s crime was being boring, this one was too much story crammed into a short period and ruined opportunities.

I might watch ep 8 but I just am not invested like

HAN SOLO DYING MEANT NOTHING

Like fucking handing him a lightsaber what kinda ending is that

R O G U E O N E W A S B E T T E R.

The end.

#Star Wars #Well that was fun writing down #Might do that more often tho WHO READ THIS? Like if you read this I hope you were entertained

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FicRec Friday #7 || Weekly Reading List (August 25th, 2017 - August 31st, 2017)

Hello!! :D

Woooooo week seven!!!! Do you guys like McKirk??? What about Historical!AUs????? What about McKirk Historical!AUs???? ‘Cause if you like those you’re gonna love the McKirk list this week! ;) Also for this list, Scotty is back!! Aaaaaand everything is mixed again...basically from here on out that’s how it’s gonna be... :p

: Each of these fics are ones that I have read over the course of the week as I perused Tumblr (marked by ♦) and Archive of Our Own (Ao3) (marked by ☼). If I found that a fic was posted on both platforms, links to both posts can be found. You’ll also find that they are sorted by character and ship and most have some detail about what the story contains - mostly if it’s a reader insert, nsfw, or if it features a trope. It’s also very likely that I forgot to give one of those warnings, but the fic itself should have them listed so make sure to check those. But, please, if you read a fic you love just go ahead and share it so others have a chance at reading it :)

Now I guess it’s time to list the stories ;)

WonderTrev

☼ Resurrection || chapter(s): ten, eleven, || JCBeckett

☼ a renaissance evergreen || chapter(s): three, || ThoughtfulConstellations

☼ These Past Years || chapter(s): one, || thesinfulship || nsfw

McKirk

☼ The Kiss || SailAweigh || College/Historical!AU

☼ one small hitch || chapter(s): six, || cowboykillers || fake relationship!AU

♦ I’m Leaking || @auduna-druitt || nsfw

♦ Put that thing back where it came from || Part Two || @pinkamour1588 || nsfw

☼ And The Angels Sing || ThePathLessTrekked || nsfw, WWII!AU

☼ all they that love not boys are fools || orphan_account || nsfw, Historical!AU

☼ Gretna Green || graceandfire || Regency!AU, nsfw

☼ Make Ends Meet || chapter(s): two, three || jamest-kirk, @jamest-kirk || Tarsus IV/Dystopian!AU

☼ Lord Monster || neko_fish || Regency!AU, Mirror Verse

☼ Narada’s Children || chapter(s): six, || LadyJanelly || nsfw

☼ His Eyes are Opened || chapter(s): one, two || tresa_cho || nsfw, Roswell!AU

☼ the guy next door || scramjets || Modern!AU, Next Door Neighbors!AU

☼ normal’s overrated anyway || soniclipstick (veriscence)

☼ First Gain the Victory || chapter(s): one, two || SailAweigh || Part one in a series || Historical!AU

☼ The Ballad Series || The Ballad of Jim and Bones, The Ballad of James and Leonard || neko_fish || partially Historical!AU, also tree people/spirits...you’ll understand when you read it...also I cried

☼ The Masquerade (series) || A night of Pleasure and Education, Lessons learned in a looking glass, Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business || noo || Regency!AU, nsfw

♦ Halloween-Appropriate || @the-space-goddess-16

♦ La douleur excquise || @thevalesofanduin || unrequited love

☼ The Three C’s: Comfort, Convenience & Complication || AndreaLyn || fake marriage...sort of

♦ Guardian || Part One, Part Two, || @auduna-druitt || Guardian Angel!AU

♦ Scorch My Soul || Part Five || @thevalesofanduin || Suspense/thriller!AU || nsfw

☼ i’ll be in the sunrise (while you mourn the stars) || colorfullysarah || Jim discovers he has more than one dad

☼ Riverside Junction || chapter(s): one, || blancanieve || 1920′s!AU

Steve Trevor

♦ Hallelujah || Part One, || @wiener-soldiers || Reader Insert

WonderKirk

☼ Star Trek: Age of Wonder || chapter(s): fourteen, fifteen || RobinsGirlWonder

Leonard McCoy

♦ Alone Together || @blueoftheenterprise || Reader Insert

♦ Out of your mind || @pinkamour1588 || Reader Insert

♦ Talk Nerdy to Me || @such-fun || Reader Insert

Jim Kirk

♦ 21st Century Girl || Prologue, || @bbparker || Reader Insert

♦ The one that got away || @dreaming-about-starfleet || Reader Insert

♦ Anything you can do || @trade-baby-blues || Reader Insert

♦ Marriage Material || Part Five, Part Six, || @enterprisewriting || Reader Insert

♦ Only Love Can Hurt Like This || @omg-imagine || Reader Insert

♦ Dance With Me || @iguess-theyre-mymess || Reader Insert

♦ Accustomed to her Face || @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse || Reader Insert || Song fic

Other

☼ Not Alone || chapter(s): one || Etirdoyn (Nyodite) || Part One of the HP x JW series

☼ Come Fly With Me || chapter(s): one || Etirdoyn (Nyodite) || Part Two of the HP x JW series

☼ Fathers of Monsters || chapter(s): one, two, three || Etirdoyn (Nyodite) || Part Two of the HP x JW series

☼ My Own Keeping || chapter(s): one, two || SailAweigh || Janice Rand x Christine Chapel || Part two in a series || Historical!AU

♦ Let’s Play A Game || Part One, || @imoutofmyvulcanmind || John Kennex (Almost Human) x Reader

♦ I Feel It Coming || @221bshrlocked || Sebastian Stan x Reader || nsfw

♦ Inevitable || @lovelynemesis || Bucky Barnes x Reader || A/B/O!AU || nsfw

Scotty

♦ Zip || @anne-garland || Reader Insert

I also want to give a huge thank you to all of the writers here for taking the time to give us these wonderful works! Writing is such a peculiar experience so I thank you for sharing these with us :)

*note: Some of these will show up on future lists due to it being a series/mulit-chaptered. Also you are more than welcome to tag me in things if you so wish :)

My past reading lists

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