#also. yes i will put hickeys whenever i can dont @ me

[kaineillian]

Cause you're amazing would you do more head canon stories? also thank you for the Poe one, i really really liked it!<333

I do it for the boys and gals ✊

🪙: im feeling sad if im sad you will be too >:)

But idk if this is sad. Have fun reading!

Gender : Male Reader.

Character(s) : Chūya Nakahara, Atsushi Nakajima,Sakunosuke Oda, Nathaniel Hawthorne,Osamu Dazai.

Warning(s) : Reader is mean,gore, reader having seggs with another person, cheating, childe abuse, toxic reader, physical and mental abuse, toxic relationship, delusional character, staying in a toxic relationship, obsessive, manipulation.

(I do not condone toxic relationships and those warnings above, if you're in one in a toxic relationship please leave for the sake of your health. And if you witness someone abusing a kid please call help)

BUNGO STRAY DOGS HEADCANON WITH A TOXIC BOYFRIEND.

Nakahara Chuuya.

(Male name) never loved chuuya. He never did. He saw chuuya as a monster, he was forced to love him. Chuuya in the other hand;loves him dearly. He cooks for him, cleans for him, tie his necktie and was always with him. Chuuya tries to help him as he can but (Male name) always brush him off.

" Love? Breakfast is ready, i already prepared your uniform. Come on now you dont want to be late " Chuuya shook his asleep lover awake. (Male Name) groans and slap chuuya's hand away. "Dont tell me what to do. Go downstairs. I dont want to see your disgusting face. " That stung chuuya's heart but he just smiled and went downstairs as instructed by his lover.

(Male name) always hated looking at chuuya's face so whenever chuuya's around he would focus on something else.

(Male name) always degrade chuuya, call him names, slap him and make him kneel. Yet, chuuya still want to stay with him.

SLAP!

The slap sting chuuya's face, he held his cheek and looked at (Male name) with tears in his eyes. (Male name) glared at the red hair "CANT YOU DO ANYTHING GOOD?! IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE TASK. BUY GROCERIES AND GET BACK! AND NOW YOU CAME BACK WITH BRUISES AND THE GROCERIES RUIN! " Chuuya flinched at his screaming, he should just have ran away. "I—im sorry love... I'll buy groceries again later... " He jumped at (Male name) hand hitting the wall "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'LATER'?! BUY THE GROCERIES NOW! " "Yes love! "Chuuya then scrambled to the door putting on his shoes " BE QUICK IM ALREADY HUNGRY! " "Yes love! ".

Chuuya wont end this relationship! And he will not ruin it! (Male name) can beat him all he wants but he will never leave him!

Chuuya is too delusional. He thought that maybe quitting the mafia and be a good house husband would make (Male name) love him, but he knows that everything he does good (Male name) will never notice it but he will notice his mistakes.

Chuuya will make sure to not make mistakes ever again.

Chuuya promise to be a good house husband.

NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI

Just because you beat him up doesn't mean you don't love him! Maybe your love language is beating people up , yes?

Atsushi lets you beat him up whenever you want, pull on his hair and smash it on the wall. Dont worry! He has regenerative ability he can heal himself in no time! Oh! We don't have any money... Not to worry darling, cut my leg and sell it we will make hundreds of money in a matter of seconds!

Atsushi saw you kissing dazai the other day, he brushed it off because maybe he saw it wrong. Once he got back to the house after his work. He froze,hearing a moan coming from upstairs. His ears didn't deceive him he knows that was dazai's voice.

Atsushi walked quietly upstairs and peeked on the open crack from the door.

"Ahhh~(Male name) dont bite too hard, jeez. You're such a monster" Dazai moans again from (Male name) hard biting "Are you sure atsushi-kun wont come home tonight? "

"Yeah yeah, that coward wont come home. I already texted him not to. " Dazai humed in satisfaction wrapping his legs around (Male name)'s waist. "Now~how about you stop with the hickeys and fuck me hard ".

Atsushi backed up from the door with tears rolling down to his face. Yes. Its true that he sent him a text not to come home but atsushi thought that (Male name) planned him a surprise because their anniversary is today... He didn't expect this kind of suprise. Atsushi went outside texting kyouka that he will be sleeping there for tonight.

When atsushi came to kyouka's place she was surprised to see him pale, shaking and crying. She asked him what happened leading him to the chair.

Atsushi told her what happened and she was furious about the news.

Kyouka said to break up with him but atsushi wouldn't . He loves (Male name) so much he cant leave him now! He was the one that loved me the most. He said.

Kyouka tried to persuade but in the end atsushi got mad and stormed off outside. Kyouka yelled his name to come back inside because it was raining, atsushi yelled back to not follow him.

Atsushi walked down the streets; rain soaking him wet. He eventually find himself on a bench.

He knows that (Male name) didn't mean to cheat on him. Dazai is the one to blame on, but he doesn't have the guts to yell at him. Dazai was the one who helped him live. (Male name) was the one who showed him love.

The two important persons betrayed him yet he still think it was unintentional.

Atsushi unconsciously slept on the bench, he'll go back first thing in the morning.

When he got back, he saw dazai in his usual attire sitting on the couch.

"Oh! Hey atsushi-kun—uh, why are you wet? " Atsushi smiled at him saying it was nothing. "If you say so... (Male name)-kun is in the kitchen" He nodded walking in the kitchen to see his lover making eggs and bacon he looked at the table to see three plates. Atsushi smiled, of course (Male name) made him breakfast. He loves him.

(Male name) turned around flinching when he saw atsushi smiling at him creepy "Oh gosh! My beloved you scared me" (Male name) laugh turning the stove off before hugging atsushi. "My beloved, why are you wet? " Atsushi thought of a excuse and " i... I was so busy on my phone and didn't notice a lake ahead of me" Atsushi laugh along with. (Male name) "Oh you are just so adorable, my beloved"

Atsushi knows that deep inside (Male name) heart that he loved him back.

Sakunosuke Oda

(Male name) never likes kids, so odasaku made sure to make the kids behaved and quiet when his lover is around.

Of course, he and (Male name) have their own separate bedroom and the kids sharing a room.

Odasaku always hugs (Male name) when sleeping. (Male name) would sometimes hug him back if he's in a good mood. Odasaku could tear up when he would hug him back.

(Male name) was never affectionate but odasaku is. (Male name) lets odasaku hug him, kiss him and touch him. But odasaku needs to make sure that the kids wouldn't be around them so in weekdays he drove the kids to the curry house where their favorite granpa is.

The kids are terrified of (Male name) because he hits them. Odasaku always tells them to behave and be quiet, because if they're loud and always running around (Male name) will hit them. Odasaku says that its their punishment.

After the kids would get hit by (Male name) odasaku would try to defend the children if he saw (Male name) taking off his belt to beat them up. But (Male name) would manipulate him. So he had no choice but to stand on the side watching the children get beaten up. Odasaku made sure to prepare medical equipment and patch up the children.

"Love please stop! You're hurting the kids! " Odasaku step in front of the kids shielding them from his lover,the kids cried;gripping his pants. He gave M/N a pleaded look but M/N couldn't care less of his pleading, those kids needs discipline.

"Love. Move. Those kids of yours needs discipline. Look what they did to the TV! " He pointed at the broken TV on the ground with crayola marks. Odasaku didn't move an inch, M/N tched at this. He gripped odasaku's face making him look at him, odasaku's face turned pale as his body trembled at the look of his lover. "This is your last warning, love. Move. Or else im beating that pretty face of yours or you want me to go to Ango. " Odasaku face turned into disgust after hearing ango's name out of his lovers mouth.

Like hell he'll let M/N go to that rotten bastard!

Odasaku gripped M/N arm, shooking his head no. "No... No! NO! I WON'T LET YOU GO WITH THAT BASTARD! NEVER! " M/N smirked at his outburst. "I-ill move! Just don't go to him! " M/N nodded, odasaku moves to the side . "Now, love. This is how you discipline brats. " M/N raised his belt; ready to whip the kids with his belt. Odasaku had no choice but to close his eyes and listen to the kids crying and screaming.

After a few minutes of beating. M/N is finally satisfied and ordered odasaku to get the kids out of his sight. Odasaku then scrambled to the kids carrying them to their room to patch them up.

"P-papa! Why didn't you help us! " The kid sobbed "This is you're punishment kids, you must reflect your actions or else there will be more consequences waiting for you. " He held the kids cheek "Don't anger Papa M/N, alright? " He gave the kids a warming smile. The kids nodded.

"Good. Now, sit on your beds while ill get the med kit. "

He knows that M/N cares for the kids. He did that to discipline the kids so they wouldn't have any trouble in the future. Odasaku knows that he did those things for their own sake. And he loves him for that.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Nathaniel is convinced that his lovers body is taken over by the devil. You see, (Male name) was kind, sweet and caring just like an angel however the devil had controlled his body and corrupted his mind. Now he acts ruthless, selfish and unsympathetic like a devil.

Nathaniel would secretly put holy water in his water. Nathaniel was delighted on how the holy water affected him. He thinks that the holy water slowly cured his mind and body but, little did he know that M/N was just playing with him. The holy water didn't took affect on him. Not. One. Bit. M/N laughed at his pathetic idea of 'curing' his corrupted soul from the devil. But oh, if he only knows that he IS the devil himself.

Okay, this should do the trick... If he drinks this his soul will be cured from that be damned devil. Nathaniel had poured the holy water in M/N's water, he carefully arrange the food and drinks on the tray so M/N could eat his breakfast in bed prepared by his beloved boyfriend.

Pathetic. M/N peeked from the wall. He saw his pathetic excuse of a lover poured a holy water in his cup of water. Is he that delusional? Did he really think im corrupted by a devil? Why cant he just accept that i dont love him.

He rolled his eyes walking back to their shared bedroom, acting asleep before Nathaniel comes in. Eventually, he came in with a tray full of food and drink (coffee & water).

Nathaniel placed the tray on their bedpost, he took his time admiring his beloved before shaking him awake. "Beloved, wake up i made breakfast in bed just for you" (Male name) opened his eyes;blinking. He saw Nathaniel with a beautiful smile on his face. He admits, Nathaniel is a beauty but he can never compare to Poe. Poe is to beautiful that his beauty corrupted his mind.

He snapped out from his daze and rising up from the bed. Nathaniel gently put down the tray on his lap " Do you want me to feed you? " He shook his head No but thanked anyway "Oh right, beloved drink some water first. Your throat must be dry. " Nathaniel grabbed the 'water' guiding it to M/N lips. He didn't complain and drank the water.

Slowly, he started smiling. "Thank you beloved, you are always so caring, lets eat breakfast together. Yes? " Nathaniel smiled cheerfully thinking that the plan worked. Fool, he just stepped in M/N trap.

But alas. Nobody can break his love. Not like this at least. Kill him if you must. You love M/N, dont you Poe?

"Of course i do. I was the first to love him. Until... That damn Nathaniel replaced me! "

Then get back to your place. Kill him. Do it for love. Do it for M/N.

"Dont tell me twice. "

We all know that M/N would watch his lover die. Smiling maliciously. He never loved him. Nor loved Poe. Beauty is the cause of his corruption. Looks like they fall in his trap.

Good luck on that.

DAZAI OSAMU

(Male name) is harsh. VERY harsh. Well, towards to dazai. He never liked that suicidal maniac. He used dazai's status just to mess with other people's lives.

Dazai knew his intention but still loved the man. Why? Because he thinks that M/N was a blessing from odasaku. Crazy right?

(Male name) is a sadistic maniac and dazai is a masochist. But i think (Male name) Level of a sadistic is now torture.

Its too graphic to say so just imagine a serial killer torturing its victim.

Dazai is his toy to play with.

There was that time that (Male name) was furious of dazak because of reasons i cannot say. And broke his finger (only his index finger!) Dazai had to go to the doctor 4 weeks straight.

M/N actions might be cruel but thats what made dazai love him. Dazai wanted to feel love yes however he wants to feel pain and torture. That is why he stayed in that relationship of theirs.

All of the Agency members hate M/N, dazai of course defended his 'loving' boyfriend. The only person who likes M/N was tanizaki. Why?well, because of their one night stand. I dont want to explain the details but all i can say is that they met in the red light district street. At that time, he and dazai were together.

Dazai is a genius. And as you know secrets cant be hidden when theres a genius.

Dazai knew about M/N affair. It hurt him,it broke him to pieces. Dazai almost committed suicide for real this time he would had died if it wasn't for chuuya who saved him again.

Everyone tried to make them break up but dazai wouldn't budge. Even if he's heartbroken he will never end this addictive relationship.

Cheat on him, go on. He will kill them after. Make sure to come back home to him or else he'll go back to his dark era days.

"You weren't home yesterday. Where were you. " dazai blankly looked at his disheveled lover, he can see the visible lipstick stain and the hickeys on his neck. He have a hunch that it was tanizaki's doings. "None of your business, osamu. " M/N head towards the bathroom which is near the entrance. Dazai followed him there.

"It is. I AM your boyfriend. Am i not? " M/N halted on walking, he knows that tone of his. And its not good. "You are. " He didn't look dazai , he knows that dazai already knew. He made sure he knows. So this relationship would end.

"Well if i am, tell me where you were and who you were with. Dont lie to me sweetheart, you know i dont like liars. " I wouldn't talk if i were you, suicidal bastard.

He sigh turning back to dazai "I was at the red light district street. With Junichiro. " he saw dazais eye twitch at the name "Oh? And what were you—"

"Cut the shit osamu, you already know what i did with him" M/N glared at the man who doesn't seem faze. "You had sex? " .

"Yes. We did. " Dazai's eye darken;his smile dropped. Dazai walked towards him, wrapping his arms around his neck "You know me very well that im going to kill him". " If you kill him then you're going to kill me next to" .

"No." M/N eye widen, he feels dazai's smirk. "I know what you're doing and im not letting you go"

Condolences. Not to you tho.

After he's done murdering tanizaki. Make sure to strangle him. It's the only way to make him calm down.

Only you can tame the monster in him.

If you're a monster then he's more of monster than you.

#seme male reader #bungostraydogs #top male reader #bsd #dazai #dom reader #top reader #dom male reader #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #sakunosuke oda #Nathaniel #atsushi #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #atsushi nakajima #toxic relationship #reader is mean

[sprimps]

he just wants to read his newspaper in peace, tony ((no he doesn’t))

#my art #good MORNIN #theyre IN LOVE YOUR HONOR #ahahhhhh i want what they have #im happy w this one!!!!! #this is the best steve ive ever drawn i think #hes HOT GALS #very sexy 10/10 would hit that tony you lucky bastard #also. yes i will put hickeys whenever i can dont @ me #woohoooo #feeding u some stevetony as always fellas #keeping up w the lazy morning series #(THAT is an official hashtag now thank u sim @ the discord server) #+ our usual colored rectangle behind #no i cant draw backgrounds stfu wish i could #maybe in 2022 #also yea they both have the exact same bland expression because i cant draw #but it turns out i Cannot Draw An Open Mouth when its a profile #so it stays like that. screw it #also trying out a new brush. the result is less /soft/ as in the lineart is harder but hummm #i like it #b stop saying ALSO challenge #stony #stevetony #superhusbands #tony stark #steve rogers #iron man #captain america #marvel

[felilly]

the mark(s).

pairing: leeknow x reader | best friend to lovers au, childhoodfriend!leeknow, neighbor!leeknow, nerd!leeknow

word count: 2.488 words

tw: nsfw content — humiliation, marking, thigh riding, pet names, breast playing, vaginal sex, unprotected sex (pls play safe dont do it), a lot of praising.

note: english is not my first language, this story might have some grammar errors.

"Argh I can't do it anymore!" you slam your head to the table and throw away the pen you held before. It's been 2 hours since you asked Minho to jump to your room from his window bedroom because you just remembered you have a quiz tomorrow. You're suck at math, hopeless even. So you decided to wake your childhood friend who is also your neighbor Minho to come teach you math.

Ruffling his hair, Minho threw his head to the sofa "I should be the one saying that! It's been 2 hours and you can't even solve 5 questions with the same formula. What the heck y/n!" Minho takes off his glasses, massages his knitted brows while you lay your head on the table with your hair covering your face.

"But it's so boring and you can't expect me to remember the whole formulas when I have no fun trying to learn it" You finally lift your head and now place it on the sofa. Minho is sitting on the sofa while you're on the floor, so your head is now positioned beside his thigh. You turn your head towards his direction and stare at his exposed thigh. It still surprises you whenever you see his thigh, because how can your nerd childhood friend have this thick and toned sexy thigh when all he does is study in his bedroom every night?

"So you're blaming me because my teaching method is boring?" Minho asked, surprising you from your thoughts and making you lift your head to meet his eyes.

"Yes"

"And you're saying you can learn easily if you have fun?"

"Correct"

"Then let's have some fun."

He straightens his back and pulls you into his lap from the back, resting his hands on your hips. "Minho what the fuck? P-put me down!" You squirm trying to get back to your spot before, but Minho's grip on your waist is too strong. He pulls you closer, making your back fall on his chest, then puts his lips close to your ear and whispers "I'm gonna give you a point for each correct answer and you can exchange every 10 marks for a special prize." Then proceed to nip your ear gently. You whine and suddenly feel weak as you questioned "a-and if I got it wrong.. W-what will you do?" You whimper as his one hand slowly travels from your hip to your inner thigh.

"If you got it wrong.." Minho gives it a gentle squeeze then suddenly, he slaps your ass with another hand harshly. You let out a surprised moan, almost screaming, but immediately put your hands together on your mouth to muffle your voice. "I will give you punishment for each wrong answer" You swear you could feel him smirking from his tone when he's answering you, and ofcourse you have to curse him inside your head for that.

"Now, now, kitten. How could you answer those questions without holding your pen?" Minho gently removes both your hands from your mouth and gives you the pen you threw earlier. "Oh and I hope you can lower your voice. Don't forget your parents are sleeping downstairs" He tells you while pushing your upper body towards the coffee table gently where your books and notes are scattered.

Here you are now, sitting on Minho's lap with your upper body on the coffee table not so far while doing some math problems, trying to get the correct answer. Not so comfortable.

You couldn't get the first three questions correct, so Minho makes you arch your back a little to make your ass lift up a bit and smack it three times. You feel aroused by the pain on your ass and the way he made you arch your back, making your clit rub against his bare thigh, but you try your best to concentrate and finish this humiliating study session asap.

After eight more slaps on your ass and another 55 minutes, you finally solved 10 math problems correctly. Your panties are drenched, your forehead is sweating, now you lay down your head and upper body helpless on the table. The sight Minho sees of you sitting on his laps with noticeable wet panties, messy hair, and sweat making his dick hardening. He smirks and then slowly lifts your upper body back on his chest.

"Good girl, you did very amazing y/n. I hope you remember everything I taught and do well tomorrow" Minho says gently while patting your head and parting the sticking hair on your forehead, tucking it behind your ear. "Now for your reward.." He slips down your spaghetti strap tank top, moves your hair into one side and you can feel his lips touching your skin.

"10 points for 10 correct answers."

Suddenly, Minho slammed his lips on your right neck and sucked it hard. You screamed because of the sudden contact and quickly put your hands on your mouth again to stop your own voice. Your scream slowly becomes a whimper, then a moan as Minho's hands travel your body everywhere and pull your top down to your stomach, exposing your bare chest.

Suddenly you hear a knock on your door.

"Y/n is everything okay?" Both you and Minho freeze when you hear your mother's voice calling you from the other side of the door. "I heard you scream. Did something happen?" You are slightly panicking because you don't want your mother to open the door only to see her daughter sitting on her childhood friend's lap with naked top.

Minho takes a look at your face and smirks "Go on, answer your mother before she comes in." He whispers in your ears

"Because I won't stop." He attacks your shoulder with another bite and sucks it. You hold another muffled moan and try to collect your voice "Y-yeah I'm okay. Just.. a-ah a little bit frustrated from studying!" You lied, trying your best to sound as normal as possible while Minho's hand kneading your left breast.

"Okay don't stay up too late." You heard your mom reply and walked away from your room.

Just when you're about to let out a sigh of relief, Minho abruptly pinches your nipple and gives you the third mark under your jaw. You gasp and unconsciously rock your hips against his thigh, making him clenches his thigh and help you rocking your hips. "Fuck.. Kitten you're drenching all over my thigh.." Minho growls, as a wet spot of your slick makes his thigh soaked. You moan as you feel your clit is satisfied by the contact with his thick thigh.

"Mi-Minho.. Ah- shit… Minho-" You whimper when he places the 4th mark on the back of your neck, paints it purple while kneading your breast and moving your hips with the other hand. "Shush.. Be a good girl and wait patiently for your prize. I haven't finished putting the remaining mark on you" Minho whispers as he slips his hands off your breast to your other hip. Your mind is clouded. All you could do now is only nod and moan louder as he picks up pace a bit more.

Your muffled moan and soaked pussy turn him on even more. He pulls your body even closer to his and leaves two more marks on your back. You could feel his boner on your ass and you automatically grind on that. "F-fuck" Minho hiss at the sensation. He flipped your body so now you are sitting on his lap facing him. He lost it when he see your erotic expression breathing hard, covering in sweat, with hickeys all over your neck. Without warning, he uses one hand to grab your ass harshly, pulling you closer and connecting his lips to yours. His kiss is like heaven, you feel like your head is light when he sucks on your lower lips and inserts his tongue to explore your mouth. His tongue teases yours before swirling it together and pushes inside your mouth even deeper.

You pull apart when you're out of breath, creating a saliva string between you two. But Minho didn't give you time to process and immediately put his lips on your collarbone to leave the 7th mark. He trailed a kiss from your collarbone to your nipple and sucked it like a baby. You throw your head back because of the sensation and run your fingers on his soft locks. Minho sucks the skin on each of your side boobs and leaves 2 other marks then back to swirl his tongue on your other nipple. With his mouth sucking your niple, one hand groping your ass and the other kneading your breast, you feel overwhelmed and grip his hair even tighter.

"M-Minho.. Please..!" You whine with teary eyes and grind your clit on his hard on. He growls when your pussy grinds his boner and your pretty voice begging for him. He puts his last mark on your throat, sucking it harshly. His mouth and hands slip off you and push you away to take a better look at your body.

You have purple marks all over your body. He places it on your neck, throat, shoulders, back, under your jaw, collarbone, and breast. It's everywhere. He admires you like you're one of his canvas filled with his artwork. He pulls you back closer to his body, his erection brushed against your clothed pussy as he kissed you again. His hands squeezed your ass, earning a whimper from you. He barely gave you a chance to breathe.

He carries you to your bed with lips still connecting to yours then puts you gently on the bed, his body hovering over you. "My pretty kitten has been a really good girl.. I think it's time to reward her now, right?" Minho whispers sensually next to your ear, his one hand dangerously close to your throbbing pussy. You nod and moan louder when he slides a finger to draw a line on your wet slick. "Yes… F-ahh.. fuckㅡ Yes Minho p-please.." You moan, lingering your hands around his neck to pull him closer.

"Tell me what you want princess and that will be your prize for being such a good girl today." Minho praises you while traveling a kiss from your ear to your neck.

"Y-you.. I want you Minho" you whine softly, pressing his head on your neck to feel him harder.

Minho chuckled darkly "But dont you already have me here? Tell me what you want me to do." He rolled his tongue on your nipple making you arch your back.

"I.. Ahㅡ I want you to f-fuck me! P-please.. Bury your dick deep inside me and make me feel good..!" You moan and look at him with teary eyes full of lust. At that moment, something inside him snapped.

His hands pulled your pajama shorts and panties in one move, he threw the fabric carelessly, revealing your wet glistening pussy. Minho groans at the sight, he then runs a hand on your thigh while sucking on your thigh skin. He peels off his t-shirt and shorts, throws it somewhere in your room, revealing his toned body and his hard on dick leaked with precum and angry red tip. Your face turns red when you see what he's been hiding all this time behind his nerdy look. He can't help but chuckle at your cute expression. He positioned himself back to you. His chest pressed against yours as he pushed you down on the mattress.

Minho gave you a peck on your lips before positioning his dick on your entrance. "You ready?" he asked. You put your arms back around his neck again and nod, whimpering a small yes. He slowly enters your throbbing pussy as you clench at his size, earning a growl from him. "Y/n.. S-stop clenching- fuck.." Minho tries to push even deeper, searching for your deepest part. "S-shit sorry.. I ahㅡ I can't, y-you're too.. big…" You can't help but dig your nails on his back, leaving some crescent moon that will not fade till tomorrow. You can feel his dick fill you perfectly. He lets you adjust him for a moment before pulling his dick out slightly before pushing in again. You moan his name like a prayer, pulling his body closer till there is not even a tiny space left between you two. His thrust becomes even harder, Minho's hand sneaks to your hips, holding them in a bruising grip as he pin you down and pound you hard on his dick, his hips move faster to ram your tiny hole with incredible speed.

"M-Minho!" you gasped "F-feels good.. ah fuck-!"

You moan when his thumb comes in contact with your clit, gently rubbing the sensitive button. Pleasure built in you like you're in euphoria. He fucked you like you're the most precious, beautiful, ethereal person in this world. With his last thrust, you cried out his name, burying your face in his neck as your orgasm hit you like a brick wall, making your whole body shaking in pleasure. Your pussy clamped down around Minho's dick, you let your juice flow out around him with every pulse of pleasure that slammed into you.

"Fuck.. So good baby, you feel so good for me" Minho grunted, thrusting up into you a few more times before he found his own release, moaning your name as his cum shot up into you and filled you inside.

He plopped down his body on you, dick still connecting with you slowly softening. He lifts his body a bit and brushes some hair sticking on your face. Minho patted your head a few times until he saw you breathing more calmly, then pulled his dick out slowly making you flinch because of the overstimulation.

"Never thought I could finally fuck my childhood crush." Minho said, making you look at him. "Wait, you had a crush on me?" You asked him, can't believe what you just heard. "Still do. I would refuse you for ruining my beauty sleep if I didn't"

You give him an unbelievable look, then smile and close the distance between you two and kiss him on the lips. "Idiot. You should have tell me sooner so we could fuck sooner too." You giggle.

Minho looks at you and blink his eyes a few times, confused. He then chuckled and patted your head "Oh well, we're a couple now. We can fuck anytime you want." He said hugging you tight.

"You did great today, I hope you still remember the things I taught you after I fucked your brain out" Minho smirks while playing with your hair.

You punch him playfully "Thanks for today, asshole" You mumble, hiding your happy smile.

"Thanks for the lesson? Or thanks for the good fuck?" He teases you, making you push his body off you and fall from the bed.

"You're so annoying!"

#stray kids #stray kids imagines #stray kids au #lee know x reader #stray kids lee know #stray kids smut

[sweetlyskz]

Drama Class

Genre: Collage AU!, Acting AU!, Drama, Angst, Fluff, Smut

Summary: Drama class has always been your safe space, a place for you to show off your amazing acting abilities, but when the new student, Kim Seokjin, joins your class, you find it hard to keep up.

Warnings: handjob, sex without protection, language... I think that's it :/

Word count: 1,5K

Finally, the second to last class of the day is almost over. You stare at the clock, waiting for it to hit 1:20 pm. Then, at 1:19, you finally hear it.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

You pick up your things and launch out of your boring Calculus class, heading o your favorite class of the day. Drama class. On your way there, however, you bump into some kid who is obviously not watching where he's going. Just as you go to tell him off he says,

"I'm so sorry, I'm trying to find my last class, uhh, room 304. Do you happen to know where that is?"

"Actually, yes I'm headed there now. You can come with me. Drama class right?"

"Yes, thank you.”

“Don’t mention it.”

You both walk to drama class very awkwardly. Once you guys get inside he sits right next to you, making you uncomfortable. He looks at you and whispers while the teacher is explaining the improve assignment for the day.

"My name is Jin by the way. You?"

"Oh, I'm y/n."

"Very pretty name y/n. How long have you been acting? Personally I like to act but I like singing way more. I actually take these vocal lessons and…”

God, he talks a lot, you think to yourself. You ignore him and ask the teacher to go to bathroom, needing a serious break from his constant talking. When you come back to class you see that kid Jin making everyone laugh with his improve skills. Even your teacher was getting along with him perfectly, as if he had been in this class since the beginning of the school year. This definitely made you upset. That should be you in front of the class, humoring people with your improve skills. Who does he think he is to show up and come for your spot like that?

As the school year continued, your dislike for Jin only grew stronger. In drama class, he always got the main roles. He looked at you with a smile that you greatly despise. Maybe your paranoia was getting to you but something was telling you that behind that smile was a person who was selfish and deviant. These thoughts led you to distance yourself from him, making smart remarks whenever he would practice or perform. He didn't really know your reasons for hating him but he knew for sure that you did.

On your way to drama class make eye contact with Jin who is talking to someone down the hall. You quickly break eye contact and speed down the hall as he tries to catch up with you.

"y/n! wait up!"

When Jin finally catches up you both walk in silence until he speaks up.

"have you been okay lately?" he asks you. "You hardly show up to drama class and when you do no one really notices, well except me.”

"oh yeah, I'm okay. I just kinda gave up."

"what? why? you love acting."

"Because... you showed up"

"Wow. you know, I had I feeling you didn't like me for some reason, but why? I have done nothing to!"

You both stop walking, now raising your voice in the middle of the hallway.

"Done nothing to me? Ever since you joined the class you have made everything difficult for me! You take my spot in class. You get all of the main roles. Why does everything come easy for you? You can't just-"

Jin cuts you off by wrapping his arms around your waist and passionately kissing you, you kissing him back. He smiles into the kiss and you slowly pull away.

"I'm sorry that I made you feel that way. It wasn't my intention, I swear.”

"Well you did", you say trying to still stay mad at him.

"I guess I just wanted to impress you, and everyone else, but more importantly you." You look at him confusingly. Why would he do that? I mean it’s understandable that he show what he can do to the teacher, but why was your opinion so important?

"Impress me? Why would you feel the need to impress me?"

"Because y/l/n y/n, if you haven’t noticed yet, I like you. I mean I really wanted to get to know you but you started ghosting me and-"

You pull him in for another kiss, cutting him off. He kisses you back and wraps his arms around your waist, smiling into the kiss.

"I like you too Kim Seokjin. I guess it just took me a while to realize it. And I’m sorry for being so jealous towards you. I can be a little oblivious and in my head sometimes."

"A little?" He remarks.

You giggle like a a little school girl and playfully hit his arm. You wonder what will happen now that you both have expressed your feelings for each other. Would you go on a date? Or maybe he doesn't want to be with you after you judged him. As if he could read your mind he says,

"Drama class is over in like 10 minutes so there's no real point in going. How about I take you to one of my favorite thinking spots on campus?" You smile and nod. With that he grabs your hand and gently pulls you out of the back doors of the main building, guiding you a secluded tree in the Uni's garden. Surrounding the tree are beautiful roses and tulips.

"Wow, this is so pretty", you say, sitting next to Jin in the grass. "How often do you come here?"

"Pretty often. I usually come here when I need to clear my head or ponder on things. It's always quiet over here, easy for me to just take a break from everything."

You gaze over at Jin, who is playing with the tulips next to him. He looks so perfect. With the sun beaming on one side of his face and the wind blowing his silky hair. You feel like you've fallen in love, not just because of his appearance but also because of his wise words. When he realized how quiet you were being he turns toward you, only to catch you staring at him.

"Everything okay?"

"Kiss me."

He laughs at your sudden comment. "do what?" he says.

You smile at him. "I said kiss me dork."

He waste no time and does what he's told, entangling his hands in your hair and kissing you softly. The soft kiss turns in to a heated make out session under the tree. You climb onto his lap and shower his neck with kisses and love bites. As much as he wants to take it further he stops you there.

"Not now baby, later."

"Please, I'll be quick I promise", you respond, slowly grinding on his lap.

"Fuck", he moans. "5 minutes."

You start back up kissing on his neck while unbuttoning and pulling the zipper down on his pants. "Fuck, I'm so needy right now". He groans quietly as you palm his hardening cock through his boxers.

"If you dont stop teasing baby I swear I will fuck you right against this tree", he says, grabbing your hand and putting it in his boxers. You take the hint and pull his underwear down for his erection to spring free (ya'll I giggled lmao). You use the precum already spilling out of his cock and move your hand up and down his length slowly, earning a moan from Jin.

"Shit ,baby please."

You decide to tease him a bit more. "please, what?"

"I need you pussy so bad right now, please." You suddenly remove you hand from Jin's cock, making him whimper, and slide your pants down along with your underwear. Aligning his throbbing cock with your heat, you slowly go down on him, causing a string of cuss words to come out of Jin's mouth.

"mm, baby your so big, fuck", you moan quietly in his ear. Finally, you start to ride his cock, making him grab tightly onto your waist. He moans when you start to suck on his neck, leaving even more hickeys on his collarbone. You reach your hand down and play with your clit, moaning in Jin's ear.

"Shit- I'm gonna come y/n", he exclaims. You ride him a little faster and use your free hand rub his nipples. he moans your name loudly, cumming inside you. you follow him soon after, convulsing on his cock, moaning his name. He gently pushes you off his cock, becoming too sensitive. "Well, I can checking fucking under a tree off of my bucket list", Jin says playfully. You laugh while getting up and putting your clothes back on. Jin does the same, buttoning his pants back up.

"So, are you free tomorrow night?"

"Depends. Is it a date or a booty call?"

He laughs until he realized you weren't joking. "A date of course."

You start to walk away, heading back home. Before you go you yell over to him. "Sure. I'll be ready by 8, don't be late."

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A/n: Yes I know this is poorly written but personally I think I'm getting better :) I'll have a jk fic ready for you guys sometime this week.

#bts jin #bts x reader #bts fluff #bts smut #jin smut #kim seokjin #seokjin fanfic #seokjin x reader #seokjin smut #bts angst #jin angst #jin fluff

[lassieposting]

Hey, I saw you did a hc thing for Scaracen/Dexter and I was wondering if you could do one for Ghastly/Skulduggery?? (I love the pairing but there is no content and it makes me sad) Hope you are having a good time :)

I genuinely thought I had done this for ghasdug but apparently not? I can't find it anyway

There is content in my ghasdug tag but tbh in my experience the ghasdug shippers are on discord mostly...hit me up

ANYWAY

So. Ghasdug. Ghastly wants skug from the start.

They're 16 when they meet. Ghastly gets a bit seasick and doesn't really want to go anywhere by ship, but his mama tells him he needs to, there's something important for him on that ship, that one right there, and he trusts her enough to know that she's clearly foreseen something and to just go with it.

By the time they get back to shore, he's already thinking, it's you. I was supposed to meet you.

They head back to Dublin together. Ghastly's mama takes one look at this awkward, skinny, skittish child and decides she's adopting him, and skug moves into their farmhouse and is subsequently freaked the fuck out by his very first experience of A Loving Family. Ghastly's mother like, hugs him and reminds him to wear a coat and clips his ear for swearing and makes sure he eats breakfast. He is semiferal and not used to any of this.

For a few months they settle into a comfortable routine:

- Ghastly's father spends the week making clothes, then does commission deliveries one day and takes hats and boots and suchlike to the market the next.

- Ghastly's mother has a job as a barmaid, where she gets to regularly crack some skulls and socialise, which is great for her because she is both a short-n-stocky powerhouse and a giant extrovert.

- The boys spend most of their time together, and they're supposed to do the bulk of the chores. It's not a large commercial farm - they have a vegetable garden, and some chickens, and an old carthorse, and maybe a couple of goats or a cow for milk and cheese. Ghastly and Skug are supposed to cut firewood and feed the animals and fetch groceries from the market and milk the milkable animal and fix this and repair that. All the things the parents dont have time for

Which. Is great in theory but skug has never had to do a hard day's work in his lazy aristocratic life, and develops a severe and immediate allergy to manual labour, so actually ghastly tends to do most of the chores while skug skives off and naps in the sun or chats up the girls who live on the neighbouring smallholding over the fence

And like, therein lies the problem, because they are both solidly in the grip of that cruel mistress called puberty and like. Skug was a fuckin weird-looking child. He had big ears and a sharp nose and a bunch of missing teeth and his limbs were all too long for him. But he's now rapidly growing into all the features that made him an unfortunate child, and it's already clear that he's going to be one of those people who will, inevitably, grow into handsome young men.

Which is like. Fine. Ghastly doesn't care. He's not jealous or anything. He doesn't feel a twinge when the neighbour girls only speak to him to ask about Skulduggery. Nobody here is bitter.

It's a good thing, he tells himself. Nobody will want to marry him anyway, so he's glad skug is around now so Mother can harass him to meet a nice girl and give her grandchildren. At least someone will probably want to have children with skug.

He has a dream about skug not long before his 17th. They share the attic room, and when he startles awake, skug is smirking at him from the opposite bed and asking "who is she?" and ghastly thinks oh no. He's painfully embarrassed and awkward about it, and skug rolls over and stretches and says, "relax, bespoke, your secret is safe with me" and all ghastly can focus on is that he's actually been putting some muscle on lately and when he stretches like that it does funny things to ghastly's insides.

- they start riding into town in the evenings to meet up with hopeless at the tavern, play cards and flirt with pretty girls. Or rather, skug flirts with pretty girls. He's all legs and freckles and elegant clothes, and they hang off his every word. Ghastly knows they will never look at him like that. He's Skulduggery's ugly friend. Girls only approach him to ask about skug

- and he gets it! Skug is unfairly attractive! And he's witty, and clever, and sometimes when ghastly wakes up first he stays very quiet so he can watch skug sleep, the way the dawn turns his hair to burnished copper, the way his curls fall across his forehead and the patterns his freckles make on his skin. Skug is an affectionate, tactile drunk, and hopeless looks at ghastly with something like pity whenever skug rests his chin on ghastly's shoulder or leans his head on ghastly's knee or wants a piggyback back to where they tied the horse, and ghastly takes what little he can get and says nothing.

- they're coming home drunk in the pouring rain one night, later than usual, riding doubled up on ghastly's carthorse. ghastly is behind, loosely holding on around skug's waist, and the whole way home all he can think about is how close they are and how much he wants to lean in and put his mouth on skug's neck, and by halfway home he's reduced to silently begging his semi not to pop a full on hard-on until they're home, when skug will crash like always and ghastly can take care of himself in private

- when they get home, they're locked out, which is what they get for coming home well after ghastly's parents are asleep, but this isn't a one off and ghastly's mother always leaves blankets for them to sleep in the barn. so they put the horse away and give her a rub-down/groom together and skug's shirt is practically see-through and his hair is plastered to his skull and ghastly can't take his eyes off the visible jut of collarbone where the neck of skug's shirt is undone and skug makes a couple jokes about it when their eyes meet, how ghastly has been brushing the same bit of horse for as long as it's taken skug to do half his side, but then the third time he laughs and teases, "if i didn't know better, bespoke, I'd say you wanted me" and ghastly will forever blame the alcohol but he doesn't even think about it? It comes out before he can stop himself, before he has time to remember what it could do to their friendship

- he says, "what if i did?"

- skug goes quiet for a minute, and it's a tense sort of quiet, not the thick, cloying tension that comes before a storm or an argument but the light, vibrating tension that comes with standing on a cliff's edge or drawing a bowstring, and then he ducks under the horse's head to come around to ghastly's side. He's still a little shorter than ghastly, still has to look up ever so slightly to meet his eyes.

- skug says, "do you?" like it's still half a joke, and there's a chance to back out right there, to laugh and deny it and let this become an amusing footnote at the bottom of their friendship, but ghastly ignores it. "yes."

- skug shrugs, his lip quirking, and says, "so have me."

- ghastly learns a lot that night. he also accidentally blurts "i love you" when he comes, but nobody's perfect and he's...relatively...sure skug was too distracted to have been paying attention, so he'll count that as a massive win

- morning finds them in the hayloft, tangled up in the blankets left out for them, regretting their choice of tavern beverages and, in ghastly's case, sporting a classic case of morning wood. He's kind of hoping he'll get lucky again with sleepy morning sex but skug is disgustingly hungover and just wants to burrow his head into ghastly's chest to block out the light and go back to sleep so like, out of luck.

- when skug has slept off the booze a bit more, Ghastly awkwardly broaches the question of "just how drunk were you" and they establish that they both remember fucking, neither of them regrets it, and the attraction is apparently mutual? Which is a mindfuck for self-conscious teenage ghastly, because, like, why tho

- they both get to do the walk of shame into the house when ghastly's parents wake up. Ghastly's shirt hides the nail marks skug left on his back nicely; sadly, the same cannot be said for the giant hickey he left on skug's throat, and he is eternally grateful to his parents for not bringing it up (he'll allow his mother her raised eyebrows. She did it quietly)

- they just sort of? happen, after that. There's no conversation about what they are to one another, so there are several crossed wires and feelings get hurt, but they always move past it. They both have phases of going off with someone else - but they keep ending up back together regardless of how much they argue.

#skulduggery pleasant #ghasdug #sp headcanons #nsft mention #the slightest sprinkling of smut #sp getting together meme

[hockeytrashgoblin]

Hello here is an Auston one. Idk if you can tell but writing smut has been my coping mechanism of choice for quarantine. Also thought I should give some Auston love before my new Mitch series goes up. I promise I love Auston hes just so easy to make the bad guy.

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What are your thoughts on tapes?" Auston asked out of the blue one day.

We were hanging out at his condo watching movies. Auston and I had been best friends for almost a year now so it was nothing to bring up weird or personal topics. We shared everything but this was a weird thing for me to talk about.

"I dunno. I've never really given them much thought."

"You know I mean sex tapes right?"

"Gee thank you captain obvious, couldn't get that on my own." I said sarcastically throwing a chip at his head.

"Alright I was just checking. Seems weird that you've never thought about it. You think about so much all the time."

"Yeah I don't know I guess I was never comfortable enough with anyone to even entertain the idea. What are your thoughts?"

"I think they're hot."

"How come?"

"Just the idea of having something so personal. Like something so private and intense to watch back whenever I want to. And I could remember exactly what was happening and exactly how it felt while I watch. Just catching a fleeting moment as a memory forever."

"How many of these things do you have casanova?" I teased bumping my thigh against him.

"I don't have any actually. Just want one I guess."

"Well I'm sure there are tons of girls who would love to be in a sex tape with the Auston Matthews."

"Yeah probably."

"Can't really blame em."

"Oh really? You one of them?" He asked winking making me blush and roll my eyes.

"Oh yes Aus, please let me be in your tape, I'm begging you." I said dramatically rolling to lay across his thighs with my hand over my forehead.

"You're an ass." He said laughing letting his hand fall on my hip so I was trapped on him.

"I get what you mean though. I horde memories in any way I can. I just never though of doing that on camera. Like what if it's not as hot as you think? What if you have a dumb sex face or something?"

"I'm deeply offended that you think I'd have an ugly sex face. Besides I wouldn't be watching me in the video. It would be more watching the girl take it. Like her reactions and faces are what I would want to watch. Who cares if I did even though I don't."

"Auston, you know you're gorgeous. Of course I don't seriously think you'd have an ugly sex face. Not that I thought about that before now. I'd be worried about it."

"I bet you look perfectly fine."

"Maybe."

"Nah you'd look so hot trying to catch your breath while taking dick, I'm sure of it."

"Oh yeah?" I asked feeling the whole energy of his room change.

"For sure babe. Squirming around, trying to find something to ground you while you get completely taken apart, stretched around a big dick. Fucking picture perfect (y/n)."

"Aus." I said quietly as he started rubbing his hand across my stomach applying a nice pressure when he just skirted the underside of my boob with his thumb. I closed my eyes as he continued.

"You're flexible I bet. Would look so good with your legs up on someone's shoulders while they pound into you."

"Mhm." I mumbled when he put his hand under my shirt. This might be going too far but I was too far gone to stop it.

"You like being full too so I bet you'd love being on top. You'd look so fucking gorgeous bouncing on cock baby. All tense legs, concentrated face, and bouncing tits right at eye level. I'd kill to see that." He had started running his hands over top of my bra adding and taking away pressure as he went. I let out a soft moan hoping he wouldn't catch it but I was not that lucky. "All your sounds too. Bet someone could get off just listening to your pretty moans like that."

"You that someone?" I asked teasing him once I'd found my voice again.

"I could be." He said quietly, as if he was afraid I'd spook if he talked any louder. I got up from where I was laying on him and crawled onto his lap being careful not to touch his crotch at all. I wrapped my arms around him and he grabbed my hips.

"Wanna find out?" I asked before taking his earlobe in my mouth to nibble on making him groan.

"Please." He said trying to bring my lips to his. They just barely brushed when I pulled back making him groan in annoyance. "I didn't take you for being patient enough in bed to tease."

"I'm really not. Just thought it'd be fun to make you squirm a little."

"Ass." He said with a smirk as he pulled me closer to him so I was sitting on his hard member. I moaned louder than before at the friction.

"So hard Aus."

"All because of you babe. All the thought of watching you fuck." He was guiding my movements on him groaning every once and a while. "Make a tape with me.."

"Auston!"

"What? That's why I brought it up. I want to make one with you." He gave me a deep kiss while I was still grinding myself on him. I got so lost in it that when we broke apart I didn't think at all.

"If you want to make one I guess we can."

"Baby really? You want to? Because I'll still fuck you, I won't just leave you wet and needy like this if you don't want to."

"Wow a gentleman."

"(Y/n) I'm serious. I want you so bad but I don't want to pressure you."

"Hey, I trust you. Let me give you this." I said giving him a kiss.

"Okay hang on a second." He flipped us over, gave me another kiss before getting off the bed and setting up a couple cameras in different angles.

"Aus, baby come here." I said when he was finished. I was kneeling on the bed and he came over to stand in front of me. I started with his shirt, slowly lifting it up and leaving kisses as I went. I left a hickey on his chest as I undid his pants and started pushing them and his boxers down together making me lick my lips.

"Like what you see baby?"

"I didn't expect you to be that big. You're so fucking gorgeous Aus." I brought him to my level to basically just shove my tongue in his mouth. Eventually he broke away and ripped the clothes off of me. His eyes and hands were everywhere.

"You look so much better than I imagined. God I'm gonna give it to you so good babygirl."

"Please give it to me Aus, please I need it." I begged as he come to lay on top of me. He kissed me again but it wasn't enough. I lifted my hips and tried to get friction against him.

"You want this dick don't you baby? Practically desperate for it already."

"I want it so bad. I don't need fingers I'm wet enough just get in me please."

"I dont want it to hurt."

"I want to feel you Auston. Even after this is done I want to feel it when I walk."

"Holy fuck. Okay, if you're sure?"

"I'm sure, love. Come on give it to me. Want your dick in me so bad. Destroy me Auston, please."

"You don't have to ask me twice." He said leaning down to kiss me. It was a wet, gross kiss but I loved it. He ran his fingers down my chest and I gasped breaking the kiss.

"Fucking pleeease. Stop making me wait."

"Love how you beg for it babygirl." He said sitting up between my legs while stroking himself. I tried to touch but he pinned my hands down with one of his while he still pumped himself over me. I whined and started squirming making him chuckle. "Be patient (y/n)."

"I caaaan't."

"You can and you will. You'll take what I give you when I give it to you."

"Then give it to me, what are you waiting for?"

"Just enjoying this." He said kissing up my neck.

"Wouldn't you rather enjoy the feeling of my tight, hot, wet pussy Aus?" I asked bringing his face to look me in my eyes.

"God don't look so innocent when you say that."

"I'm your good girl Auston. Fucking reward me."

"Good girls don't use language like that. Seems to me you're a bad girl. You know what bad girls get?"

"What?"

"They get fucking punished before they get rewarded."

I let out a shiver at his words and moaned a little. He smirked and ran his hands down my body gently before roughly turning me on my stomach. He ran his hands down from my shoulders to my ass where he squeezed and jiggled it a bit before letting a slap fall making me gasp.

"How many do you think you need to learn a lesson? 15? 20?"

"Yes."

"I asked two questions baby."

"You pick. You choose. Something please. Pretty please."

"Look at you. Begging to be punished too. Since you're begging you'll get 15. Count em for me darling."

I did as I was told and counted as Auston spanked me harder and harder as he went. I was dripping at the thought of Auston touching me like this, wanting me like this for so long. I had always wanted him and it was dizzying to know that he wanted me so bad that he wanted to film it so he can watch it back whenever he wants.

"Babe are you still with me?"

"Yeah, yeah sorry. I don't know what happened there." He turned me over and caressed my body kissing anywhere he could reach.

"Took your punishment so well (y/n)."

"Thank you Aus."

"Do you want to continue?"

"Auston Matthews if you don't put your dick inside me I'm actually going to lose my mind." That made him laugh as he leaned in to kiss me.

"Don't worry baby. You're gonna get it." He nipped at my bottom lip as he knelt between my legs. He grabbed his dick and started rubbing it along by folds making me whine.

"Please Aus, please, please, please."

"Shh you're okay, I've got you." He said soothingly as he started to push into me. "You're so wet babes. Who did that?"

"You did Auston. All you. The thought of you wanting me like I want you's got me all soaking wet for you baby."

"I've always wanted you. That's why I wanted to do this with you. Just so fucking hot." He put both my legs up on his shoulders effectively turning me into a pretzel. He gave a sharp thrust and I moaned loudly. He kept doing that at a quick pace keeping me moaning and whining as I got closer to finishing.

"Fuck Aus, I'm gonna cum."

"Yeah? Already? Shit baby that's so quick."

"God don't stop please." I pulled his body closer to mine before digging my fingers into his muscular butt. It worked as encouragement and he started pistoning into me.

"Fuck Auston Fuck!" I screamed letting myself cum all over his dick. I scratched his back making him hiss.

"I bet everyone in the building can hear you babygirl. You like everyone knowing who's making you feel this good?"

"Yeeesss." I hissed out calming down a bit.

"Think you can cum again baby? Be a good girl for me?"

"Yes. I can. Let me show you, I can do it."

"Okay baby show me."

"How do you want me, love?" I purred biting at his neck.

"Oh God. On your knees babe. Hands and knees." He pulled out of me making me whine and making him laugh.

"One second my needy baby, I'll be back in you in a minute."

I flipped over and leaned on my elbows spreading my legs and keeping ass up for Auston. I didn't know what I was expecting but it wasn't Auston slamming into me with no warning and giving me no time to catch my breath. I was a screaming, writhing mess of pleasure while he relentlessly fucked me. He kept smacking my ass. He stopped thrusting at one point and I whined.

"Auuustoon."

"Look at me baby."

I turned to look over my shoulder and barely registered that he was holding his phone. I started fucking myself on his cock while I looked at him.

"Please fuck me like that again Aus, please."

"You're so desperate for my cock huh baby?"

"Aus I need you to move, I'm close."

"I will if you keep your eyes on me. My good girl, close to coming for a second time for me."

"Please move Auston. I'm literally begging yo-oh holy fuck yes yes yes!" I screamed as he started pounding again.

"Can feel you tightening around me babes, you getting close?" I just let out a broken moan as a response making Auston grin. "C'mon (y/n) cum for me again."

He reached his hand between my legs and started rubbing hard. I came almost immediately clenching and yelling incoherently. I collapsed making Auston pull out while I caught my breath. While I did Auston was kissing my back and shoulders.

"You're so hot baby. So good for me."

"Wanna go again." I mumbled into the sheets.

"What baby?" He grunted as I pushed him over and climbed on top. I grabbed him by the base and lowered myself slowly onto him.

"You're not done so I'm not done." I said as our hips met and he was fully sheathed in me. He groaned loudly and dug his fingers so hard into my hips I was definitely going to have bruises in the morning. I convulsed a little and moaned at how much of a stretch it was.

"Fuck you feel so good."

"Gimme a minute please?"

"You okay?" He asked resting his forehead against mine to keep my focus and not move around.

"It's just a lot."

"Is it too much?"

"No I just thought I was stretched out enough that it wouldn't be this intense. I'm sorry just give me a second to adjust?"

"Of course baby." He kissed my forehead and just held me against him. "I'm surprised you're even trying to take it all like this. If it's too much tell me."

"I'm okay it's just a lot." I said raising a little and dropping back down. "Oh fuck that's good. You're gonna rearrange my guts Auston Matthews."

He helped me raise up and fall down at a good speed. I was quickly a mess again. Eventually I didn't need his help to keep rhythm and I was bouncing on his dick. He was roughly palming at my body anywhere and everywhere while he grunted, groaned, and growled in my ear.

"You gonna cum again babygirl? Three times for me?" I couldn't answer him. I had started to cry a little at how good it felt. I nodded at him and bounced slower, squeezing him when I went up. "Fuck I'm gonna cum soon baby. Especially if you keep doing that."

"Want your cum Aus. Fuck it into me."

Auston held me still and fucked up into me hard. I squealed and his pace faltered for a second.

"I'm so close baby." He started to fuck up again and I came with a choked out weak moan laying my head on his shoulder. As I was shaking through the rest of my orgasm Auston came in me. He rode out his high while holding me tight and kissing around my face. He lifted me a little to get his dick out of me. I whimpered a little at the loss. I didn't notice I was crying until he wiped a tear from my cheek. He laid me down and went to his bathroom to clean up. He brought me a wash cloth and cleaned me up too when he was done he slid my underwear back on and put one ogmf his sweaters on me. I was completely malleable and blissed out.

"You okay baby?" He asked coming back to the bed from somewhere in the room. He got back in and pulled me to sit on him. I completely melted into him and he wrapped both arms around me.

"M'okay."

"You sure sweetheart? You're still crying."

"It just felt so good Aus. That was incredible."

"Definitely the best sex I've ever had."

"Don't lie."

"Not lying babygirl. That was so far beyond anything I've done before this. I dont even know if we can classify those other times as sex."

"Shut up." I said blushing.

"And I've got it all captured. My first time with you will be with me forever."

"You'll get sick of it eventually."

"Never baby. I'm gonna watch that tape every night I'm away on the road."

"What about at home?"

"I'm hoping I was good enough for a repeat performance." He said with a smirk.

"Next time your gonna cum 3 times though. I want to see you cry from too much."

"We'll see baby."

#hockey imagines #hockey #maple leafs #maple leaf imagine #nhl imagine #maple leaf #auston x reader #auston matthews smut #austonmatthews #auston matthews

[im-tops-bottom]

So....

Ever since Tony accidentally stumbled upon fanfiction while googling himself to catch up with the news, he's been seeing Bucky in a whole new light. He had always been a soft top and never thought about bottoming. Even when he was with men.

It started off as a fic where he topped both Steve and Bucky. He started gazing at both their asses. Mainly Bucky's. He found it weird that he never got turned on. He did however think about slapping it just for shits amd gigs.

Then Clint caught him while he was reading one about him topping the crap out of Bucky. He was the alpha to Bucky's omega. Clint laughed at the red faced Tony and told him to check out the 'bottom Tony' fics because alot of them a real good.

"how do you know about all this?"

"anything related to you taking it up the ass really gets me and Nat going. Oh all the things we did because of you"

"thanks? I guess"

"no problem. Have fun"

That is when things really started to kick in. It started off as the fic Clint suggested and Tony couldn't help but blush and/or stutter when he was in the same area as Bucky.

After the whole civil thing, Tony tried to use his anger on Steve and Hydra and Bucky to calm himself down but it never worked. Sure he forgave Bucky because it wasn't him but surely his anger towards Steve and hydra should have kept him sane.

Well as sane as one could get after he spent a whole night reading everything on ao3 where he was the sub to Bucky's Dom. And oh shit did he have trouble keeping calm around Bucky.

He told Clint after he spent 3 days pent up in his workshop, not because he had work to do, no he was already ahead of the game, but because he checked out the bottom Tony tag and the omega tony tag only looking at anything to with him and Bucky.

"I thought the angsty stuff would help but even then.....holy shit fans can get crazy and know too much"

"yeah well when your life has been plastered all over the news since before you were born, people tend to know stuff. It also helps when you say them on live national television"

"what do i do Clinty boo? I feel like I'm having panic attacks whenever he's around me but I can't leave the room. My body isn't allowing it"

"well you can start off by not calling me Clinty boo"

"cliiiiiiint"

"okay okay calm down. how are things between the two of you?"

"hopeless. I can't talk to him. I am still angry with what happened in Siberia. Well I forgave Bucky but the fight still haunts me. Watching that video still gets to me. I can't be around Steve without starting an argument. I think Bucky hates me because I attached his best friend which I'm pretty sure who he is dating because why not. The love between those two knows no bounds. Have you seen the old tapes? They clearly were in love. I also think Bucky thinks I hate him. Steve doesn't like leaving him alone with me. See! Romance of the ages"

"in that case use that to help keep you going. You are in the same room, remember what you just told me. Alone together, use that. If Steve is in the room, keep your attention on Steve and thr anger can keep you going"

"but Everytime im in the same room as the soldier, nothing but adult content plays in my mind"

"god i don't know if that is lust or you are"

"you finish that sentence and i swear to God"

"oh god your falling for your parents killer"

"hey it wasn't his fault. Hydra made him d- you were just saying that to rile me up weren't you?"

"and it worked. You are a hopeless cause"

At that moment Natasha walks in and sits behind Tony to cuddle him.

"who's a hopeless cause? Because I'm seeing two in this room"

Clint looks offended and Tony just laughs at Clint.

"Tony is thank you very much"

"and who are we blaming?"

Clint's eyes widen as he looks up and Nat follows them and raises a brow. Tony is completely oblivious as he has his head dowm and is currently playing with his fingers.

"Bucky"

Nat looks at Clint and Clint nods his head. Nat sighs as she hugs Tony tight.

"and what did our residental brainwashed assassin do?"

Tony with a redface explains what's been going on for pass year and never once looks up. Never once notices Clints sad face or Nat's smirk or the shocked faces of two people by the doorway.

"so you are pissed off with Steve still and madly in love with Bucky?"

"I'm not really pissed. It's just that he hurt me and I don't know how to come back from that. I was so gone with Steve and then the lies came and he chose his side. The anger helped me get over him but it changed me in more ways then one. I feel like I can forgive him but I don't ever want to go down that road with him ever again"

"have you ever told Steve this?"

"are you kidding Nat!?!"

"Clint shut up"

Tony jolts in surprise and looks up to spot the two super soldiers. Steve walks up to Tony and gets on his knees and grabs Tony's hands softly.

"Clint, Nat can you guys leave the room?"

"hell no!"

Nat drags an annoyed Clint with him. Clint screams out "I don't trust you guys even for a second. Friday make sure they don't hurt Tony"

"will do Mr Barton"

Once the spies leave, everything gets intense.

"Tony look at me"

Tony looks everywhere but at Steve.

"please?"

Steve pleads causing Tony to stare at him in surprise. Steve looks hurt, scared, worried, pained, guilty. Tony looks away again causing Steve to sigh.

"I know that I lost your trust amd I'm wary around y-"

"please don't"

"Tony"

Tony rips his hands out of Steve's and stands up shaking.

"not now. Just please. Not now"

Tony knows he's being a coward but he can't help it. Not when it comes to Steve and Bucky. He runs all the way up to the penthouse. Running up the stairs because there's less of a "oomph"

Tony feels pain and also his body being rolled over so he's on his back. He notices that panic had taken him up to his penthouse and he had just made outside his room before he could even tell Friday to lock the penthouse up. His body is shaking amd he's having trouble breathing.

"hey hey hey easy there fella"

He feels the body on top of him grab a hold of his shaking hands and hold them against a naked chest. A flesh is holding both his hands against it while the metal hand is rubbing his hip softly.

"Bucky?"

"it's me buddy. No talking. Just breathing. Follow me now. There we go"

Moments later after following along Tony begins to breathe normally again. He feels Bucky pick him up and carry hjm to the bed. He feels Buckys hand lay his head onto the chest and the sound of Bucky's heartbeat lulls him to sleep.

When Tony wakes up he stretches and it's not until he opens his eyes when his body decides to jolt and he let's out a Yelp causing the body under him to wake up. He becomes shocked as Bucky pulls tony against him as he holds out a gun scanning the area while growling. Tony places a hand on the stretched out arm.

"easy there four seasons. No one is here. I was surprised, that's all. Hey hey hey James look at me"

Bucky turns his head and looks Tony dead in the eye. Tony smiles as he manages to lean back.

"look at me! I'm alive. I'm in good health shut up Friday"

"yes boss"

"now put the gun down. I'll even let you check me over"

After a couple of seconds contemplating, Bucky puts the gun down and checks over Tony and calms down knowing that he is indeed okay.

"now Buckaroo, mind telling me what that was about?"

"I thought I heard you screaming"

"yeah I was surprised to find you here that's all"

"but I was the one that helped you through your attack"

"I know I realize that now. Why did you come after me?"

"to make sure you were okay and it was a good idea anyway"

"that's sweet and all but if you were there for the whole thing then you would know that things aren't really going well at the moment"

"Winter was angry"

"and why was he angry?"

"because of everything that's happened. We were both sad because even though you forgave us, you did everything you could to either stay away from us or look at us in disgust. It hurt"

"okay fair enough. But that wasn't directed at you. It was really directed at Steve and Hydra and myself"

"but you said"

"I know what I said. But did you hear the part where I said I tried but I couldn't so I was disgusted with myself be-"

Tony is surprised as he gets cut off by Bucky who is kissing him. After what felt like forever Bucky pulls away and smiles as Tony leans his forehead on top of Bucky's.

"heres what we are going to do genius. You, in all of your Stark confidence is gonna March down there and talk it out. it's been long over due and I think you killed the man after every thing you said"

"but"

"no buts Tony. Then after that we are gonna have our long over due talk. Once everything is said and done, I'm gonna take you out"

"with a gun?"

"on a date?"

"but why?"

"because it has come to my attention that you didn't notice how I acted around you because you were to busy reading fanfiction and thinking that I was dating Steve"

"aren't you?"

"no. He doesn't even swing that way. Just be glad that you never told him your feelings in the first place"

"I guess you are right"

"great"

Tony yelps as Bucky slaps his ass hard and pushes him off the bed. Tony goes red as Bucky smirks at him.

"what the hell was that for?"

"you amd Clint aren't the only ones who read that Smutty crap. That's okay though because we can make up for all that after our date"

"so we just come back and read?"

"you ain't thr only one to read bottom Tony fics. There are a few there that have given me ideas on what to do with you"

"what?"

"from what I heard"

Bucky still smirking, stands up and slides behind Tony before embracing him. His dick which had gone hard pressed up against Tony as he pulls tony against him. He leans down to whisper sexily into Tony's ear as his hands hold his waist.

"I'm about to pop your cherry tonight. Who knew playboy Tony Stark has a v-card for something. Men and women dont know what they're missing out on. Too bad that your mine now."

Bucky leaves a hickey on Tony's neck as he grinds down on him. He chuckles as he steps back and a redfaced Tony turns around.

"you evil man!"

Bucky licks his lips as his eyes roam Tony, smirk not once leaving his face. His eyes stop by Tony's and he thinks that maybe he can change his mind.

"how about this evil man deflowers you right now?"

Tony takes a step back

"but what about Steve?"

"fuck Steve"

"no thank you"

Tony falls back onto the bed and Bucky follows along with him.

The next day an exhausted Tony is finally let out of bed. After a quickie in the shower, he demands that Bucky puts clothes on him and then carries him down to breakfast.

Bucky instead picks him up and carries the screeching, naked Tony down two floors and on to his and Steve floor. He kicks open the door to a startled Steve's room and throws the naked Tony at him. Naked Tony lands right on Steve's lap causing the both of them to go red.

"talk!"

Is all Bucky says before leaving the room to go get dressed. After half an hour, Bucky checks on the two hoping they didn't kill each other as there hadn't been any yelling since he left. What shocks him is what he sees when he opens the door.

A naked Tony riding an equally naked Steve. He let's them finish before he smirks and raises a brow while crossing his arms. He licks his lips as Tony slumps forward against Steve.

"I thought you weren't gay"

"I thought you weren't into Tony"

"that's my boyfriend"

"who I just fucked. What are you going to do about it?"

"best friends share"

"shut it Tony"

"just saying. I have choices you know"

"and your choices are as follows, you either walk away from all this, pick someone or and I can't believe I'm saying this, get your naked ass on that bed and let us have our way with you"

"I would prefer walking away from all this"

Bucky laughs as he knows the reason why he chose that option. He decides to be a little shit anyway.

"oh you picked the third option. Well aren't you just a nice guy."

Steve looks confused and stares at Bucky.

"it's because he hadn't been let out my dick all night until an hour ago before we came here"

Bucky hops on the bed and pats his lap.

"let's see how skilled Stevie is. I am so confused and a little turned on right now. Steve dear, do not pull out. Bring the genius over here and I'll just slide into his dm's right next to ya. Tony I plan on being the first to do everything on that v-card of yours. It's gonna be a first for everything"

And just like that Bucky and Tony found out that Steve was bi and had been into Tony since they first met. After an actual talk and hashing everything out, thanks to Bucky, Tony does a whole set of new things for the first time and it's been nothing but wonderful. Well if you can call it that.

*3 days later*

"I think I'm dead."

Tony drops on to Clint's lap looking warn out. Clint feeds Tony some of what he is eating and when he hears Tony's stomach growl, calls nat to bring home extra food. He gives Tony a massage while Tony spills out the juicey gossip.

"you do know Nat is gonna want to hear about this"

"yeah well she can wait while I get the massage ever. God your fingers are magic"

"I would ask if you wanted a test trial but Tweedledee and Tweedledum look like they want to murder me already"

"I'm naked and you are magical of course they are. They can't have this body for the next week. I'm done! You hear me! Done! My legs are jelly, my ass and throat are sore, i look like i got mauled by a vampire, no one should be Cummings that much that isn't superhuman or a god. I'm gonna be feeling it for days. Clint be m bodyguard for the next week"

"no problem Tony. Friday initiate protocol Clint's Baby Genius"

"yes sir"

"oh god you named it that?"

Clint ignores Steve and Buckys screams as they run down the hallway and back up to their room in order to continue looking after Tony.

Nat returns amd laughs as the boys recount everything that happened as they eat and watch movies for the rest of the night.

"friday activate Natasha's shell head please"

"yes ma'am"

"I hate you but love you both at the same time"

"love you too shell head"

Tony groans as the spies laugh.

#winteriron #stony #Stuckony #clint is protective #nat is playing catch up #everyone is confused #there are still things left unsaid #bit the boys will touch base later #stucky are grounded #tony is sore but happy

[trickkombowerskru]

Jealousy-Nolan Rayburn X Reader Smut

Request: No here is the 24thd day of the 25 days of trickkombowerskru! (yes I know I’m late I apologize, but I have been swamped with catching up with things plus finals, and it is now past Christmas meaning I didn’t catch up when I wanted to, but I do have all the hcs I have to post for this event after this written, this is my  last imagine and then I just have a set of hcs! I am determined for my lazy ass to  get this done before the new year haha -well here anyways since where I am it’s only like just 11-) which goes to @bowersgang-hockstetter and they wanted  Can you write a Nolan image where guys keep hitting on his girlfriend and he gets jealous? She sees this and shows him how much she loves him *wink wink*

Warnings:NSFW, Sex

This was about the fifth time this week and you could tell it was taking a toll on your boy. You kept having a conversation with the guy at the counter as he tried and failed to hit on you. 

Not only because he was so terrible at it you didn’t even notice, but also  because you saw the ‘kicked puppy’ expression on Nolan’s face. Whenever Nolan was jealous his insecurities got the best of him, and he became about as needy as a lost puppy. 

It was never really your intention to make him jealous, and the past few times it was never this bad, and he got his low self esteem back to their regular levels by the time he was holding you at night. 

Although something about the way this guy was executing his flirting right now, made him was really hurt, and you would hate to be the cause of it. You wrap up  the conversation, paying for your items and head back to Nolan, who was looking at something at another kiosk.

The drive home was almost completely quiet when you got home you decided to confront the problem.

“Hey what’s wrong?” you ask still knowing full well what the problem was.

“That dickwad was totally hitting on you.”

“Was he?” you question acting clueless

“Yeah. How could you not notice?”

“Well for one thing he was shit at it I couldn’t even tell.”

You reach out and caress his cheek, then take his head in your hands.

And two you’re the only guy I notice. How many times do I have to tell you my eyes will never wander Nol. I love you and I don’t want anyone else, especially some asshat who thought that was good flirting, you reassure him making him chuckle. 

“God I love you. It’s just hard not to get a little jealous even though I trust you,” he says  he says giving you a shy smile,still retaining a slight bit of the puppy demeanor.

“Come here,” you say.

You smile back and give him a kiss. When you pull away you expand your arms, putting your hands your the back of his neck, pulling him closer, and making your forehead touch.

You caress his cheek again, making him melt into your touch, before you start kissing his neck. 

“Let me show you.”

“Well how can I say no to that?” he asks.

 You take his hand and leading him back to your room. 

He sits down on the bead and you can see his leg adorably bouncing up and down. It stops as your straddle him kissing his neck some more. 

You get on your knees, looking up at him as you quickly are able to get him out of his boxers. Seeing him nice and hard, you take him all the way before pulling back a bit. 

You give little licks here and there in between your head bobs driving him absolutely wild, letting you know with the sweet sweet sounds of his loud moans

“I-I’m gonna,” he breaths out,you pull off of him before he can cum leaving him confused for a moment, as you go back to kissing, finish stripping him, and letting him strip you. 

You straddle him again kissing his neck, still seeing his face a bit out of it, not sure why you pulled away.

“Babe what are you-OH,” he lets out as you slide yourself on to him.

You lean down, leaving some hickeys as he plays with your boobs with both his hands and his own mouth, while you ride him to both your heart’s  content. 

As you speed up  the pace you can feel yourself growing closer and closer, Nolan gets the memo and reaches to toy with your clit, and that is what does it. 

You clenching around him is more than enough to spark his own orgasm as he does a few more quick bucks of his hips before he’s absolutely gone, screaming a mix of your name and swear words.

When you’re done you lay on top of him,he’s holds you letting out some breathless chuckles. 

“I love you,” he says  as you adjust in his arms getting of being on top of him, opting instead to lay your head on his chest. 

“I love you too Nol,” you smile giving him a lazy kiss before drifting off to sleep in his arms. 

#bloodline #nolan rayburn #nolan rayburn imagine #nolan rayburn x reader #nolan rayburn smut #owen teague

[hopevorld]

♡ bts as boyfriends  [ hoseok ]

- pairing: hoseok x reader

- warnings: fluff with a bit of smut which has been made clear, please skip past if this makes u uncomfortable!

seokjin - yoongi - namjoon - hoseok - jimin - taehyung - jungkook

request/ask - masterlist

you’re the most iconic duo

sope who? taekook who? 

you are the most important thing in his life

always reminding you of that too

“you mean so much to me”

he can be quite cringey sometimes, probably wants to wear matching outfits

once he asked u if u could both wear those ‘im his/im hers’ shirts, you didnt talk to him for the next hour

loves to see u getting along with the boys

doesn’t get jealous when he sees u playing ovw with jungkook or cooking with seokjin because he knows your heart belongs to him

it makes him happy knowing ur comfortable around the other people who are important to him

constant kisses, no matter the time or the place

cheek kisses? yes. forehead kisses? yes. nose kisses? yes. head kisses? yes. any kind of kiss? YES.

he sends u endless selfies of him and mickey when he’s visiting his parents

‘we miss you!!! 😘❤’

when he’s sleepy he always whines at u to play with his hair

and if u stop he’ll whine even more

he’ll tell you he loves you at least 20 times a day

your opinion means a lot to him, whether its about a pair of shoes or a track off his mixtape he’ll value it a lot

he can be obnoxiously loud at the worst times

it’ll be 3am and you’ll both be wide awake and he’ll be screaming over something

u have to tell him to be quiet and remind him that u do actually have neighbours

“but i dont complain when its u being loud >:(” 

dont leave ur phone unlocked around him because he will leave 1000 photos behind

but you’ll upload the best (worst) to every social media u have as payback 

cuddles u whenever he has the chance

if he’s busy doing something he’ll drop everything so u two can cuddle and vice versa

dances around the house all the time

you’ll be cooking and he’ll come up behind u and start grinding on u whilst singing loudly and badly down your ear

makes you dance with him even if ur refusing

the dirty dancing jump has been attempted, and failed, many times

!! NSFW, SKIP IF YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE !!

hoseok a freak

don’t be fooled by his bright exterior, when its time to get down to business he’s a whole new man

very cliché but he’ll love fucking u in the practice room

especially against the mirrors so whenever he’s practising he’ll remember what you both got up to the night before

obsessed with ur body, especially ur boobs

leaves hickeys ALL over them

favourite way to fuck u is from behind

loves watching you grip the sheets and bury ur head into the pillow whilst he’s destroying u

also likes pulling you up to his chest and breathing down you ear

he can easily kiss you in this position too, lazily licking into ur waiting mouth

dirty talks u so much

“you like that? you like it when i’m this deep inside you huh baby??”

likes it when you’re loud but also likes to see how long you can stay quiet

fucks u when the boys are over, loves the thrill of possibly being caught

!! END OF NSFW SECTION !!

you’re always listening to music together

once u were both dancing to some kendrick on the sofa and you bumped heads so hard you swear u almost passed out

so many couple selfies

puts his camera on a timer and has a full on photoshoot with you

he likes attempting to do ur makeup

also lets u put makeup on him

once he liked it so much that he went out with it on

loves travelling together, u spend at least 2 weekends in the month away

he has all of ur fast food orders listed down in his notes on his phone for when you’re both craving mcdonalds at 12am

to summarise: jung hoseok = the perfect boyfriend

#ley's #text #bts #bangtan #hoseok #boyfriend bts #boyfriend hoseok #bts smut #bts fluff #bts angst #bts scenarios #bts mtl #bts reactions #hoseok smut #hoseok fluff #hoseok angst #jung hoseok #jhope

[fraggle-batches]

Because these are fun

1:Full name: Not comfortable sharing that

2:Zodiac sign: Libra 

3:3 fears: ladders, loneliness

4:3 things I love: my cats and boyfriend and laptop and dogs

5:4 turn on’s: tattoos, good hair, smoking, choking, hickeys

6:4 turn off’s: trump supporters

7:My best friend: my boyfriend

8:Sexual orientation: pansexual

9:My best first date: went to a concert (styg, stray from the path, knocked loose), was soo much fun, and also my first concert with a s/o

10:How tall am I: 5′7

11:What do I miss: my nana, being confident in myself and those around me

12:What time was I born? like 5:30 am 

13:Favorite color? grey

14:Do I have a crush? on my boyfriend, and cole sprouse

15:Favorite quote? “

16:Favorite place? Algonquin park

17:Favorite food? Pizza

18:Do I use sarcasm? Never

19:What am I listening to right now? Flaked Season 2 on Netflix

20:First thing I notice in new person? Shoes, hair, actions

21:Shoe size? Women’s 9.5, Mens 8.5

22:Eye color? Shit brown :))

23:Hair color? Naturally: Brown, Currently: Blonde, Previously: Pink

24: Favorite style of clothing? Uhm idk like casual/skate/dude clothes

25:Ever done a prank call? When I was like 11, but i grew tf up

26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now? I’m not..

27:Meaning behind my URL? Lord of the Rings (on a comedy video)

28:Favorite movie? ^

29:Favorite song? 

30:Favorite band? Don’t know, either The Wonder Years, Pink Floyd, The Tragically Hip

31:How I feel right now? Kinda shitty

32:Someone I love. Aaron

33:My current relationship status. In a relationship, one year at the end of the month.

34:My relationship with my parents. Was pretty fucked up for a while, I got kicked out and shit but now we’re civil and they buy me stuff to suck up for the shit they put me through/

35:Favorite holiday. 

36:Tattoos and piercing I have. I have my nose pierced, three 18g holes p/ear and one 10mm hole p ear.

37:Tattoos and piercing I want. I want to get a second nose piercing, maybe a septum, and my 10mm holes are going up to 22mm as we speak, I also intend to get an assload of tattoos when I’m no longer broke.

38:The reason I joined Tumblr. Joined it when I was like 12.. so I don’t know, just because it was ANOTHER form of social media for me to have.

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? I hate him because he’s a rapist piece of shit and I’m sure he doesn’t even think of me so.

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? No.

41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? Idek who the last person I texted was.

42:When did I last hold hands? Last night

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends what my hairs like, if it’s good, then 15 mins, if it’s shit then 35mins.

44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? Yeah

45: Where am I right now? On the couch at my boyfriends grandparents.

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Maybe my boyfriend, maybe a nurse 

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No

49:Am I excited for anything? I’m going to see Roger Waters in October and I’m moving in 1-3 months.

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? My boyfriend.

51:How often do I wear a fake smile? Often.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone? Earlier today I think

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d fucking leave him and move alone and go back to fucking instead of dating (other people obv)

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Maybe

55:What is something I disliked about today? Got into a couple pissing matches with the boy.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Gord Downie

57:What do I think about most? The amount of debt I’m in

58:What’s my strangest talent? Licking my nose maybe?

59:Do I have any strange phobias? I don’t know..

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind all the way

61:What was the last lie I told? “I don’t want anything to eat rn”

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? NEITHER

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts: no. Spirits: Yes. Aliens: no, Extra-terrestrial life on another planet potentially in a different solar system: Yes.

64:Do I believe in magic? No

65:Do I believe in luck? I don’t know

66:What’s the weather like right now? Shitty, cloudy, cold, and dark

67:What was the last book I’ve read? The Handbook of Human Sexuality

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? Uhh yeah

69:Do I have any nicknames? -----

70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Probably when I fractured my skull as a kid. Or the two times I broke my clavicle in the SAME spot like 3 years apart lmao.

71:Do I spend money or save it? I’m a compulsive spender

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Yep

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? I don’t think so

74:Favorite animal? Elephant maybe

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Same thing as I’m doing now basically... fuck all

76:What do I think Satan’s last name is? He doesn’t have one/exist

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? I believe by Stevie Wonder

78:How can you win my heart? Be a decent person and show the fucking world that I’m yours and you’re mine.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “fuck all you cunts from my hometown”

80:What is my favorite word? cunt

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr? nah

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? “stop polluting, kill trump, learn how to give a girl good head, end world hunger, adopt dont shop, support everyone regardless, cherish each other”

83:Do I have any relatives in jail? I don’t think so, but maybe

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To be able to like pause life and be the only one who isn’t paused but I don’t age on pause so it’s chill. Or to turn off my bad emotions whenever I want

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? I don’t know, I;m pretty open

86:What is my current desktop picture? My dog 

87:Had sex? Daily

88:Bought condoms? Hate them, but yeah

89:Gotten pregnant? No

90:Failed a class? Yeah

91:Kissed a boy? Yeah

92:Kissed a girl? Yeah

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yeah

94:Had job? Yeah

95:Left the house without my wallet? The worst!!

96:Bullied someone on the Internet? No... well maybe this one stupid piece of shit that raped my friend, posted her nude pics on a porn website and harasses her to this day. But I think that’s with warrant to bully so idc

97:Had sex in public? In a few places...

98:Played on a sports team? Other than school, no

99:Smoked weed? Daily

100:Did drugs? some

101:Smoked cigarettes? Yep

102:Drank alcohol? Yep

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Used to be 

104:Been overweight? Currently am

105:Been underweight? Yep

106:Been to a wedding? Yep

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Most of the time

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yep

109:Been outside my home country? Yep

110:Gotten my heart broken? Sort of

111:Been to a professional sports game? No

112:Broken a bone? Skull, elbow, clavicle x 2, wrist x3, most of my toes, both my thumbs, my left ring finger, my ankle, and foot.

113:Cut myself? Used to

114:Been to prom? Fuck prom

115:Been in airplane? Yep

 116: Fly by helicopter? No

117:What concerts have I been to? To name a few (not even close to 1/4 of them: The wonder Years x4, Moose Blood x2, Neck Deep, Real Friends x3, Modern Baseball x3, Knocked Loose, Stick to Your Guns, etc...

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep

119:Learned another language? Started to learn german, dropped it. Spoke some french but I’m rusty.

120:Wore make up? Most days

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? Way before I was 18

122:Had oral sex? Yeah

123:Dyed my hair? Every few months for the last like 4-5 years

124:Voted in a presidential election? Not yet.. 2019 here I come

125:Rode in an ambulance? No

126:Had a surgery? Small one

127:Met someone famous? A few people.. Dan Campbell from the Wonder Years being one of them

128:Stalked someone on a social network? In an innocent-ish “what the fuck is my boyfriend doing liking your slutty pics” stalking

129:Peed outside? Yep

130:Been fishing? Yep

131:Helped with charity? Yep

132:Been rejected by a crush? No

133:Broken a mirror? Yep

134:What do I want for birthday? A camera

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2-3. Nora, Avalyn, and idk maybe Declan, Jax, Quinn?

136:Was I named after anyone? No

137:Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes

138:What was my favorite toy as a child? Pogs, Pokemon Cards, Idk I mostly read books

139:Favorite TV Show? Shameless is lit

140:Where do I want to live when older? I don;t know yet, used to be Alaska but the US is fucked rn

141:Play any musical instrument? A little piano, tried guitar

142:One of my scars, how did I get it? one on my hand is shaped like a dick.. i stuck my hand in a fire to get a cigarette that dropped when i was drunk and burned the fuck outta my hand, when it scarred the center got prominent, and dick shaped

143:Favorite pizza topping? Bacon

144:Am I afraid of the dark? No

145:Am I afraid of heights? A little

146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Yeah, I’ve been caught sneaking out and smoking pot and getting drunk when I was supposedly studying or having a quiet movie night in

147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? All the time

148:What I’m really bad at. Life, keeping my temper in check

149:What my greatest achievements are. I graduated high school, and got into college and university

150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me. “fat homewrecking bitch”.. but it wasn’t the truth

151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery. Pay off my debt and adopt a load of animals in need

152:What do I like about myself? I got some nice eyelashes, and a nice rack

153:My closest Tumblr friend. ------

154:Something I fantasies about. Cole Sprouse 

155:Any question you’d like -------

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Answer them all Tuna! #100: How's my fave tuna doing?

1. do you have a favourite sweater? 

nope, but i do have a favorite jacket, which is my only jacket tbh

2. what’s your middle name?

its bad

3. do you still talk to the first person you kissed?

never kissed anyone so uh no

4. do you get on with your grandpa`?

no because i dont get to see him at all. he lives on the other side of the country

5. what was your favourite cartoon as a kid?

i have way to many to list.

6. what’s your favourite cartoon now?

none atm

7. do you read the news paper?

do people still read the newspaper?????

8. who was the last text you sent to?

the last text i sent was to my friend Dani

9. what does the last text you sent say?

Did your trip to the store go well?

10. if you could have any hair colour what would it be?

ill just keep my natural hair color

11. do you like nature documentaries?

depends on whats it about tbh

12. what is your aesthetic?

i dont think i have one

13. when did you last pet a dog?

like a month ago. its been too long

14. whose friend’s parents do you like the most?

uh none i guess??

15. have you ever been on a road trip?

no but i would love to go on one some day

16. tell me about someone you know called emma

i dont know anyone named emma

17. are you reading a book in english class, what is it?

i finished my english classes, and im not reading anything atm

18. do you have a favourite aunt?

i love both tia anita and tia ivette

19. baths or showers?

showers

20. skiing or sun bathing?

neither i guess? ive never been skiing and living here in florida has made me hate the sun so no sunbathing

21. do you kill spiders?

yes whenever i have the chance

22. have you ever made an ice pop?

no??? thats a popsicle right?

23. are you wearing shoes right now?

nope

24.tell me about you favourite primary school/elementary school teacher

oh man, my 1st grade teacher Mrs. Brock was the best teacher ever. she was super nice and made learning really fun.she also used to call me rapunzel because of how long my hair was back then. she still called me that even after i went to middle school.

25.who was the last person you hugged?

my little brother at church today

26. do you wear glasses?

yup

27. do you have a cat?

yup i got two of them

28. do you have a favourite pair of underwear?

?

29. what was your last tweet?

i uh, i dont have a twitter

30. do you still use facebook?

never used it to begin with

31. do you like birds?

i guess??

32. who was the last person you called cute?

my cat, oreo

33. who was the last person that called you cute?

lmao no idea

34. how did you meet your best friend?

i have multiple best friends. i met them in 1st grade and in 6th grade

35. escalators or elevators?

escalators

36. are you named after anyone, who?

nope

37. what was your first url?

oh man uh, i think it was airtuna or some shit like that??? i couldnt think of anything so i put that. or maybe it was tunaoverlord? idk its one of those

38. autumn or winter?

autumn!!!!

39. do you win at scrabble?

ive only played scrabble once, and i dont remember if i won

40. put your ipod on shuffle , who is the first song that comes up by?

Holiest (feat. Tei Shi) by Glass Animals

41. have you ever drunk from a mason jar?

yup

42. can you draw?

i was able to when i was like 8. now i cant draw for shit

43. what was your first profile picture?

dont remember

44. favourite tshirt?

either my star wars or my nasa shirt. i fuckin love space

45. best tumblr friend?

@moonspiralheartrod sup you fuck

46. when did you last run?

HA

47. do you like to paint your nails?

nope

48. did you ever do something as a kid that got you into loads of trouble?

dude i got in trouble for everything. if i even breathed wrong i was in trouble. thats what happens when you got a strict mom. 

49. who is your favourite dog that isn’t yours?

my neighbor’s dog, Luca! he’s such a sweetie i love him so much i dont care if he drools everywhere he is perfect

50. have you ever been drunk?

nope.

51. have you ever done something you regret while drunk?

look at the previous answer

52. do you want to kiss anyone right now?

lol nope

53. do/did you like you math teacher?

dont have one atm

54. do you often ride the bus?

yeah :\

55. do you have a fireplace in your house?

nope. you dont need fireplaces when you live in florida

56. are you violent when you’re angry?

no

57. do you cry when you’re angry?

sometimes yeah. its the worst thing, no one can take you seriously

58. favourite Harry potter book?

i uh…….ive never read harry potter…

59. can you remember your last dream?

nope

60. do you go to bed early or late?

the earliest that i go to sleep is like 3am, so yeah i go to sleep late

61. do you speak a second language?

i can somewhat speak spanish

62. who was your first ever best friend?

uhhhh i dont remember

63. have you ever had an operation?

nope

64. tell me about your favourite cousin

i dont know my cousins well enough to have a favorite. 

65. do you have a piece of clothing that doesn’t even fit you anymore but you can’t bare to throw away?

no

66. have you ever been in a musical?

nope

67. do you have a porch?

also no

68. how many times have you watched your favourite movie?

ive seen How to Train Your Dragon so many times that ive lost count

69. what do you order at mcdonalds?

big mac and a when i have extra either an iced coffee or a mcflurry

70. do you get on with old people?

nope

71. science fiction or romance?

science fiction

72. do you take naps?

i try tbh. whenever i do though i always have someone yelling at me :(

73. how many classes do you/did you take in high-school?

7?

74. when did it last snow where you live?

never

75. does it ever snow where you live?

im pretty sure its never snowed here in south florida

76. how many months until your birthday?

about 10 months

77. how much charge does your computer have right now?

100% i always keep it plugged in

78. what is your favourite disney channel movie?

high school musical. its good ok dont judge me

79. the city or the sea side?

sea side

80. what is your least favourite colour?

yellow

81. do you have homework to do?

nope

82. are you still friends with your first best friend?

again, i dont remember who my first best friend is

83. do you have/are you the gay cousin?

again, i dont know my cousins well enough, and im pretty sure im not the gay cousin

84.do you own dungarees?

tf is a dungaree

85. do you like to play sport?

bruh i dont like leaving my room what makes you think i like sports

86. what was your favourite ever christmas present?

money

87. how old are you?

20 :(

88. what is your mum’s name?

Jeanette

89. do you ever use internet explorer?

wtf people still use internet explorer??

90. have you ever had blonde hair?

nope

91. is their a play park near your house?

yup, its like right in front of my house

92. when did you last see the person you have a crush on?

never had a crush on anyone so 

93. who did you last talk to on the phone?

my mom

94. pants or dresses?

pants

95. do you read fan fiction?

yup

96. what is you’re favourite blog?

i dont really have a favorite blog

97. do you write poetry?

nope

98. drama or comedy?

uh comedy i guess

99. have you ever had a hickey?

nope

100. Your own question that you want me to answer

Q: How’s my fave tuna doing? 

hi alyssa! i havent been doing much lately but im doing good. 

#tuna's posts #tatertitsandrainbows #im so sorry i took like 3 days to answer this d: #if you couldnt tell i procrastinate a lot