#an awkward text!

[hadleyberry]

text 📲 hadley & stella

Hadley: is it weird to be attracted to kovu from the lion king 2? Hadley: like i know that people talk about being attracted to animated characters... but a cartoon lion? i feel like that's weird. am i weird?

#text #text: stella #stella fabray #an awkward text!

[incognitopolls]

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#text on the linked site is nsft #polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #questions #tumblr users #awkward questions #quizzes #polls about sex

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

#ragsycon exclusive #mark and pip have this dynamic and it gives me so much joy #she gives him so much shit for being awkward and painfully uncool but she will not hesitate to stab someone for being mean to him #he's focusing on something & doesn't hear her come in the room and she slaps him on the shoulder which startles him so badly he alert barks #which he is instantly mortified by the fact that he just literally actually barked and goes 'please don't tell anyone that happened' #to which pip responds by showing him her phone screen where she has just texted literally everyone that this just happened #...... #hall of fame

[morganbritton132]

Nancy sends Eddie a video the morning after her monster hunter trio sleepover and Eddie uses it as a background in a Tiktok.

So, he’s wordlessly in the corner of the screen while the video plays. It shows Nancy getting out bed, putting on her sleepers and her robe, and then walking across the hall to the guest room where Steve and Jonathan are asleep at opposite ends of the bed.

Nancy walks to the side of the bed that Steve is sleeping on and taps on the phone laying next to him. The screen lights up and shows that he’s on a call with Eddie that has been going on for the last five hours.

She flips the camera around and says directly to Eddie, “You’re pathetic.”

Nancy’s video ends and Eddie takes up the whole screen of his Tiktok just to say, “I can’t believe this is how I find out that my husband has me in his phone as Eddie Munson.”

#Eddie’s actually a bold face liar because his name in Steve’s phone is actually ICE - Eddie Munson #Meanwhile Steve is so distressed to learn that Eddie has him in his phone just as Stevie #Steve: Isn’t that confusing? you know someone named Stevie! You know Stevie Nicks!! #Eddie: Yeahhh sent a few awkward text to her but then I added emojis #Eddie: See. here’s an apple because you’re the apple of my eye #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Nerds can fucking GET IT. And by 'it' I mean this pussy. ♡

#txt post #text #nerd rants #hot nerd #nerd stuff #nerd shit #nerds #anime nerd #nerdy boy #geeks #awkward nerds

[vintter]

"inhumane" family

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #chuuya bsd #chuuya nakahara #dazai bsd #dazai osamu #soukoku #skk #mori bsd #mori ougai #elise bsd #i hope text doesn't look too awkward #fucked up dad and his totally normal children

[eightyones]

Oscar Piastri during Free Practice 3 at the Italian Grand Prix in 2023

#he was insane for this (he didn't even know the camera was on him) #unrelated my boss just runied my week so this is what this is #saw a photo of this in twt so shout out to who ever that was. heart #i have a profound hate for captions like its so awkward. thats why most of my post are either text post o gif no inbetween #81.gifs #oscar piastri

[comradekatara]

okay be honest. if someone as hot as sokka (is constantly established to be by other characters within the text) said these exact words to you, you would also fall in love with them on the spot and/or be overwhelmed with uncontrollable horniness. yue is valid

#id in alt text #sokka #yue #sokkaxyue #i am once again thinking about Them #they are sooo cute its unreal #and i will not apologize for that!!!! #also yes. i know im gay but i have many straight friends okay #or well. i have one straight friend but she's REALLY straight she is the heterosexualest woman in the world #so i know how their minds work #and besides. man or woman there is nothing hotter than an attractive person who is also an awkward dorkass nerd #it's like catnip to us (girls who probably have something wrong with them but are really good at masking it) #frankly it's the kind of thing everyone i've ever dated or ever considered dating has said to me #yes i would like to do an activity with you!! at a place!!! for some time!!!!! #anyway. my point is #people clown on sokka for this (namely; katara) #but it would work on most if not all of you #i guarantee it

[ottosbigtop]

Ive never met an artist who didnt cherish tags on their art. Fight off the urge to call yourself annoying. Say something nice to an artist you like ok.

#“What if im annoying” will it kill you. #”what if i sound awkward” will it kill you. #”what if i-“ will it kill you. #text posts :0]

[operationslipperypuppet]

ayda aguefort’s 18 str score save me

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #ayda aguefort #brennan you madman why make her so strong. obsessed. #literally spiraling rn bc my dad is at a bar with my ex and my dad is such an awkward person #so now I’m tossing my phone so I don’t panic text my ex apologizing about my dad #but at least I have her

[napping-sapphic]

Really want to fall in love with someone who likes late night phone calls like let’s talk until it’s way too late let’s talk in a way that makes me a little bolder let’s talk in a way that makes me miss you even more than i did before let’s talk when we’re both soft and sleepy and just need some company in whatever form we can get it in

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #everyone ive ever been legitimately interested in has HATED phone calls #which i get #but also PLEASE #i just want to talk to you #im so bad through text #and in person i get awkward #but late night calls where we can say anything and everything or nothing at all?? #yeah #i can do that #unreal the amount of nights where i get lonely and want to call someone only to not hve anyone to call #it’s honestly offensive😤 #im gay and i like sleeping

[writer-room]

Obsessed with Lloyd never mentioning his grandfather is the First Spinjitsu Master, apparently to the point even Arin didn't seem to know, because "eh, it never came up". Cause like, yeah, sure, my grandfather is God, what of it? Normal day for me. Shit happens. My dad is also evil, you wanna talk about that? I sure don't.

It's also funny from a character arc perspective. Here's itty bitty baby first season Lloyd, loudly proclaiming he's the son of Garmadon, and probably also making sure everyone knows he's God part 3 electric boogaloo. And then one Tomorrow's Tea and a few more years later and he's doing everything physically possible to NOT care about his heritage. In fact he'd probably rather his parentage was literally anyone else. Dude could care so less he forgets about it most of the time. King behavior.

#ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitzu master #garmadon #text post #talk #ideas #lloyd that entire time interally was probably like 'did wu get a temple--? oh wait thats granddad. sorry granddad. i guess' #he took one look at that altar and went hm. should probably fix that. mostly cause it'll fix my problem but wu didnt raise no disrespect #(except for when the disrespect is funny) what who said that #do you think he was like 'oh thank granddad finally my godly heritage isnt screwing me over' when the ghost mentioned needing a descendant #or was he like 'well. its another day of me being grandfathers favorite i guess' #do you think sora and arin felt awkward realizing they were in the temple of lloyds granddad. meanwhile lloyd did not give a flying fck #as far as hes concerned granddad can stuff it cause hes 80% all the sht that happens to him is bc God really likes him & thinks starting #problems is an appropriate way to show his love. and he doesnt think god takes constructive criticism #he sure will try tho #also yknow his closest interactions with Gods are his dad & uncle. & Wu is. like that. & also he's so sick of garmadon's bs #'my dad is literally banging some news guy i could not respect him less if i tried. his taste has only ever been mediocre. sorry mom'

[aropride]

*neurotypical meaning "typical neurological development or functioning". i.e. not neurodivergent, i.e. someone who doesn't have autism/ocd/schizophrenia/an intellectual disability/tourettes/a personality disorder/social anxiety/dyslexia/bipolar etc etc you get the picture i'm just listing off disorders atp. yes self dx'd or questioning/researching is fine i love you 👍

#text #yeah sample bias blah blah blah #polls #if anyone comes in my notes lke 'actually [whatever] isnt neurodivergent' i will throw rocks at u the whole point of neurodivergent #is its an umbrella that covers a lot of different stuff #neurodivergent #i feel like i need a tag for more neurotypical people to see this but i dont thinkn they browse hashtag neurotypical uhhh #sudden loud noises #awkward small talk #uncomfortable clothing #<- they love those things right ?

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

lakan is written to be annoying he does not gives a single fuck how he's perceived unless you're luomen or maomao. he let jinshi think he forced himself on that courtesan. he told jinshi that he should think about how can a courtesan's price could be lowered and left. he never even finished the story. he was mad at jinshi for getting to maomao before he could so he went there to jinshi's office everyday to bother him and also to move the pawns (aka people) across the board to stop the assassination attempt at a certain high nobility. lakan dislikes jinshi yes but he's not a traitor ffs. when lakan and fengxian slept together it was consensual. fengxian did not tell him she was going to get pregnant and drive down her value. they hadn't slept together before that and fengxian was a courtesan who wasn't selling her body so the whole verdigris house took a hit when their number one courtesan got pregnant. it was fengxian's plan lakan didn't know. none of them confessed their feelings. he did not abandon fengxian after sleeping with her. luomen's case was why his father decided to send him away he actually thought he was gonna be back in three months. that dumbass just didn't realise why her contract deal fell off that she was pregnant that she loved him. same guy who would years later think that meimei was being nice to him only because of guilt and wouldn't realise she had feelings for him. just la clan being bad at these things it's almost like it's genetic

lakan is written like that. you're told he's a freak that maomao avoids because he wants to buy maomao. jinshi reached the conclusion regarding fengxian same as the most of us (unless somebody spoilt it for you) and maomao's hatred for him added to that conclusion. but it was all on purpose writing-wise and character-wise too. the actual story of his is told to us but not jinshi. he doesn't minds if jinshi keeps on thinking of him as a piece of shit yk. what i am saying is that lakan is meant to be read or watched that by going through a range of emotions. hating him is fine still. most characters in the story aren't his fans either. they just avoid him he's that kinda guy but the "he ruined maomao's mother's life" isn't a great take sorry. fengxian's life took a tragic turn but it's more because of circumstances than just one individual. and not like she didn't cut maomao's finger off in her frenzy. there are good enough reasons for why maomao feels how she does towards them both

#i have a post that's getting longer since feb in my drafts but i needed to get this out first #fengxian loved lakan but afaik she only loved lakan and not even their own daughter #the whole thing is very tragic but at least hate lakan for right reasons #blaming an awkward idiot for the fall of the verdigris house when he wasn't even in on her plan... #also i am all for the what ifs but maomao is allowed to think of her mother as a demon without needing therapy OR for any other reason #knh text #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #lakan

[daddiesdrarryy]

Theodore: Are you really gonna plan a wedding in three months?

Pansy: Yeah, well, Hermione’s family is doing most of the work. They’re amazing. We talk all the time!

Theodore: Why?

Pansy: Because we’re about to get married and they’re gonna be my family?

Neville: Theo and I are married, and I never talk to his family.

Ron: Really? My parents love Blaise!

Blaise: Yeah. And my mother loves Ron, which is weird, because I never knew she could love.

Draco: And my father has grown to really…like Harry!

Harry: Yeah, there’s a nice…coolness between us.

#drarry #the awkwardness between lucius and harry is unsettling #do not repost #incorrect drarry quotes #daddiesdrarry on instagram #pansmione #blairon #theville #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect harry potter quotes #drarry squad #drarry gang #incorrect hp #harry x draco #hp ships #hp fandom #hp text post #hpdm #hp imagine #incorrect hp quotes #hp #drarry textpost #drarry ship #drarry imagines #blaise x ron #neville x theodore #pansy x hermione #hp rare pair #source: the big bang theory

[awkward-sultana]

Lenore Usher speaking to any member of her family

#the fall of the house of usher #TFotHoU #THe fall of the house of usher spoilers #mike flanagan #text #funny #awkward-Sultana #Madeline Usher #Frederick Usher #roderick usher #Lenore usher #tamerlane usher #camille l'espanaye #napoleon usher #Victorine LaFourcade #Arthur Pym #Horror #prospero usher