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robinsleeping · 5 months
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Jason Todd is simply “the mood”
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violent138 · 23 days
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Stephanie, breaking off in the middle of her debrief with Bruce, "I-- what is on your helmet?
"Mind your fucking business." Jason replied, grabbing some tools for his bike.
Steph squinted. "Is that a Paw Patrol character?"
Jason rolled his eyes, ignoring her, but Tim blocked his path, grinning at the stickers.
"Hey it's Marshall. And Rubble. Didn't know you were a fan."
"Seriously?" Jason, realized that more and more of his siblings' eyes were on him and sighed heavily. It was a small mercy that Damian wasn't here.
"Enough already, the kids in the Narrows wanted me to do it, and if anyone says another word they can get fucking paw patrol bandages to match."
The way Steph, Tim and Dick were grinning told him they knew full well that he was blushing under the hood.
But wisely they kept their mouths shut, ans Jason navigated around Tim, sneaking a glance at Bruce as he left, irritated to spot the small smile.
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cardinalcheerio · 11 months
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Airline: any baggage?
Jason: just emotional
Jason:
Airline:
Jason: oh and the bloody duffle bag
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frownyalfred · 1 year
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Bruce “oh no I’m going to have to sleep with this super villain, aren’t I? yeah, I’m definitely fucking that questionable moral character it’s too late” Wayne
and his child
Jason “why can’t any of y’all stop fucking my dad for like ten seconds please I’m begging you” Todd
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jakascoo · 4 months
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Jason: Ow! Damian: What’s wrong? Jason: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Damian: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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theaceofarrows · 1 year
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Jason: "what would the founding fathers think about this?" Is such a stupid question
Jason: Like, buddy half the time I don't even care what my regular father thinks
Dick: Ha! [high fives Jason]
Tim: So true
Damian: Tt. So disrespectful
Damian: [secretly writes that down]
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At the other side of Gotham
Bruce: [gasps and clutches chest]
Bruce: Why do I suddenly feel like my kids are insulting me?
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cosmicwar · 2 years
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alfred accidentally letting bruce rent bambi from blockbuster 🤝 bruce accidentally letting dick watch the lion king on a streaming service
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ky-landfill · 1 year
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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 5 months
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I want to see the batkids using their powers for not really good but to help each other.
They need to hunt someone down or collect info but they don't want to move calling Tim. Nevermind he already did it before they could call.
Need something Hacked Barbara got you.
Every apartment, safe house what have you is stocked with everything anyone could ever need by Bruce.
Dick sneaking into his siblings houses to quickly clean or fill out case files. Cuddling his siblings on bad nights.
Jason sneaking into cook or to read something because a moron got a concussion.
Damian leaving pictures or taking over a patrol to help out.
This is their village helping out their people in whatever way they can because that's family.
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yandereunsolved · 16 days
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ꨄ︎ Richard 'Dick' Grayson Mood board ꨄ︎
╰┈➤ ✎... Which Dick are you today? 1-9
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bruciemilf · 2 years
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Y'all. Quarantine AU where Bruce just can't get finished with a zoom meeting or interviews without one of his kids, or ALL his kids, bursting into the room or interrupting him. Especially if he's trying to talk with a certain clark kent and his babies are having none of it
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robinsleeping · 5 months
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Damian vibes “TT”
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wondersinwaynemanor · 4 months
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It's not a complete patrol without Nightwing dramatically announcing himself or singing a random pop song.
Nightwing - Here, here, my fellow beings!
He does a perfect somersault because he doesn't let any one forget how flexible he is which makes the rest of the batboys roll their eyes.
Nightwing - Nightwing is here! Thou shouldn't be alone now.
He says this while spreading his arms in the air with a stupid large smile.
Red Robin - Did he just use "thou" in a sentence?
Robin - Tt. He must have read from one of Hood's novels.
Red Hood - Time to transfer my book shelf.
Nightwing - Hit me, baby, one more time!
Criminal 1 - .......
Criminal 2 - ......
Criminal 2 tries to hit him which he does poorly.
Nightwing obviously dodges gracefully and hits the criminal on the leg with one of his escrima sticks.
Nightwing - Oops, I did it again.
Nightwing - Say my name, say my name, If no one is around you, Say baby I love you, If you ain't runnin' game.
He sings loudly as Batman ties Penguin's men on a pole.
Batman - .....
Penguin's men - ????
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cardinalcheerio · 11 months
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Jason at the bank: do you need anything else?
Banker: we need proof that you are who you say you are.
Jason *pulling out his death certificate*: does this work?
Dick *sitting next to him groaning*: I knew this was a bad idea.
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frownyalfred · 10 months
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my reaction to bad news follows a unique spectrum I like to call the “Wayne-Todd Scale” which spans from the quietest, barely-there “Hn” to screaming “FUCK!” as loudly as possible.
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jakascoo · 9 days
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Jason, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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