#and fail horribly

[qiinamii]

You gave Xiao your heart.

He thought it was a spar invite.

[Next]

#qiiarts #xiao #lumine #frisk #the art i got too self indulgent about that undertale always has a special place in my heart #also me thinking wouldnt it be interesting to use the flirt route not as frisk #and my fondness to xiao and traveler in particular at this point in time then bam this comic #they're close friends at best with how i see their r/s but putting the tag just in case #xiaolumi #i wasnt sure to upload this at first cus theres a second part and then over time i had figured out a full narrative #soon enough in the future ill do it :3 yes this is a tiny for-fun crossover series incoming #just these two failing horribly at expressing Interest #genshin impact #undertale

[saprozoicworm]

#they set him up to fail #but hes making an effort #his effort is just horrible #i really can just post anything on here i forget that #thats wild #craig tucker #craig and those guys #tweek tweak #south park creek #sp creek #creek sp

[humans-are-tasty]

crochawk exchange for a crochawker

#cross guild #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #crochawk #one piece #my art #from a week ago #croc doesnt know how to use chopsticks so mihawk tried and failed to teach him how.. at least this way croc can be fed by mihawk.. #(inspired by personal experience i was in mihawks position) #small secret santa thing among crochawkers #this event somewhat lifted me out of a horrible funk id been in so i'm kind of grateful for that.. #crochawk has actually been my otp for over a year now

[saturdaysky]

you lose sight of it, somehow, when you consort with gods: how fragile mortals are, and how precious.

[gale of waterdeep & my pc, mayhew of nowhere in particular]

#mayhew is a gnome warlock/wizard who makes bad choices #mild act 1 goblin camp spoilers in tags that follow: #the fight was bc Mayhew hubris'd his way into Dror Ragzlin's mind but failed to hubris his way out #for some reason dror and all 99 of his favorite friends got mad about that #Shadowheart got HORRIBLY murdered in the spider pit. Mayhew got ensnared in vines while in an acid pool and taking arrows (lol) #i ran out of healing potions #gale and lae'zel survived to flee with the bodies of their friends #play on tactician guys it makes your games deliciously dramatic #anyway the rituals between mayhew and gale are intricate #mayhew #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #sky does bg3 #my art #referenced a pose from pexels -- they're a great site check em out #galehew

[thegunslingerletmedrop]

#911 abc #911edit #chimney han #911 gifs #madney #kevin lee #maddie buckley #glmdedit #jee yun buckley han #albert han #henrietta wilson #karen wilson #john lee #anne lee #eddie diaz #evan buckley #ravi panikkar #bobby nash #look i hope people are as emotionally damaged by this as i was making it #we only had kevin for like 25 mins but i've never gotten over him #this guy has every reason to be a horrible miserable character but no #no he's the coolest cheeriest funniest caring man alive #sick dead mom at a young age and abandoned by an absent father and taking care of sick after her diagnosis #ideas constantly shut down for owning a business and losing his brother on the job #and also sorta losing mr lee who couldn't bear to see him without being reminded of kevin bc they were so intertwined #failing in love and getting stabbed and left for dead #oh and the rebar accident where he almost died again #losing the love of his life and then finding her but not being together with her

[irishyuri]

favours/tokens of affection

#merlin #my art #merwaine #bbc merlin #sir gwaine #merlin emrys #i found some old sketches from march where i tried to do smth like this and failed horribly #so i decided to redo them #also a call back to my first ever merwaine art! w the flower! #yay! #artists on tumblr

[zer0point5ive]

pissing him off. ruining his day

#lawrence gordons terrible horrible no good very bad day #being flashbanged by a twink after failing to cheat on your wife will put anyone in a bad mood #so unnecessary too adam just wanted to piss him off #lawrence gordon #chainshipping #📼

[crazy-ache]

We are not the same.

Some folks: SJM foreshadowed a blood duel between Azriel and Lucien in the Bonus Chapter to win Elain’s heart/claim his mate.

Me, an intellectual: SJM foreshadowed the blood duel in regard to Lucien because he will use it to save Elain’s life, likely from Beron, because this time he will be powerful enough to stop Jesminda’s fate from repeating itself again.

#elucien #pro elucien #elain x lucien #elucien head canon #anti e/riel #yall this is called a red herring #this is clearly Zuko’s story from ATLA where he was helpless and lost everything to exile by failing to fight his father in a duel #but when faced in a duel again he will prove his power against his horrible dad #Lucien was willing to lay down his life for Feyre his friend #don’t you realize he is going to do the same for his mate? #and he’s going to WIN and save her because there’s no way in hell he will let history repeat itself #especially for his mate #Lucien would never blood duel out of jealousy #he acts with honor and loyalty #yall will see #this is a story of his growth and coming into his own power too and getting justice from his father #and I just know Elain is going to help him in some way #pro lucien vanserra

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: *after his 5th failed Coruscant driving test in a row* hmm…

Mace: You’re the reason your master is going grey already. This is why I have to take you to this once a month instead of him.

Anakin: That’s fair, but in my defense, I think those speeder bikes weren’t where they were supposed to be either.

Mace: Yes. Because your speeder pushed them on top of that building.

Anakin: …that’s also fair.

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #mace windu #he’s not a horrible driver he’s just an illegal one #those drifts? illegal. that chase? illegal. jumping out when he saw a cool tooka? illegal af #he’s just here for a good time and keeps forgetting it’s a test and not a race #after his first failed test the teachers keep showing up in more and more armor #they plan on finding him a Mandalorian next time maybe they can find new amusement in that one

[batcavescolony]

I know the fandom trope of "Tim hates Dick for what he said in Red Robin" but like

He probably felt hurt for a minute but the second he saw Dick again it was instant forgiveness. He is in awe of his big brother, he thinks he has it all together (even though he very much doesn't), he thinks the world of Dick. in the alt universe vampire comic Tim probably forgave Dick for crushing his scull in. Tim at his core is a Dick Grayson Stan first, human second.

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red robin 2019 #like you think you're a Dick Grayson stan because you like him? get back to me when you literally stalk him and get made his little sibling #or when its said Jason is Tims Robin? like nope cute fics but Tim's Robin is 100% Richard John Grayson. i love Jason he was a great Robin #but Tim's Robin is Dick #batman comics #batfam #batfamily #also Tim: he handles the pressure and responsibility effortlessly #Dicks internal monologue: AHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK IVE FUCK UP! im failing at his. im a horrible person. AHHHHHHH!!! #and i love how Tim describes Dick like `he doesn't accept the laws of gravity` `he loves the free fall` #batcavescolony reads comics

[lunian]

okay, nevermind, thats the funniest reaction to Dark Urge

#i failed saving throw in first try and my friend made me watch a horrible scene sdfsadfaf bc its her server #man. never again. #dark urge x shadowheart #shadowheart x durge #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 screenshots #mystuff #weird to be called a lover when we werent that close to be official yet...............

[direful]

this meme redraw came to me during my shift today, together we can make furryklok real

#let's be real murderface desperately wants toki to draw him as a cool tiger he just won't admit it #metalocalypse #toki wartooth #william murderface #murderface #metalocalypse fanart #mtl fanart #rejoice! the first time i've done fanart in like three years! #tried to find a balance between my own style & the original mspaint meme & failed horribly lmao sooooo i treated it as a warmup #back to drawing my dnd characters now probably lmao #direful art #direful sketch

[brother-emperors]

 Then, on his arrival in Constantinople, after much counsel with himself, considering that he was already unequal to the amount of pressing business and believing that there was no room for delay, on the twenty-eighth of March he brought the aforesaid Valens into one of the suburbs​ and with the consent of all (for no one ventured to oppose) proclaimed him Augustus. Then he adorned him with the imperial insignia and put a diadem on his head, and brought him back in his own carriage, thus having indeed a lawful partner in his power, but, as the further course of our narrative will show, one who was as compliant as a subordinate. No sooner were these arrangements perfected without disturbance than both emperors were seized with violent and lingering fevers--

AM 26.4.3-4

this was one of those illustrations that was originally supposed to be a 5 page comic until I realized I don't know anything about later roman empire architecture or visuals or art or anything, so we'll revisit that later. maybe

for right now though, these two are fascinating. we have two brothers acting as one body, even becoming ill in tandem with each other, it's giving This Throne Is Cursed. like, the last time I read about emperors coming down with life threatening illnesses, it was Caligula, and that moment in his biography marked a very specific tone shift. I spent the rest of the (first) time reading about Valens and Valentinian waiting for something comparable to Caligula's reign to happen lmao (Dio 59. 8. 1-2)

and since Caligula was already on the mind, I started thinking about Tiberius: I think he would've loved these two since he had a whole thing about twin-ification and brothers and etc etc etc. ofc, Rome is both a Mouth and a Tomb, so it's going to go badly for someone/everyone eventually, but honestly I think that Valentinian and Valens were the best we could've hoped for. like it could've been so much worse

Tiberius and the Heavenly Twins, Edward Champlin

Failure of Empire: Valens and the Roman State in the Fourth Century A.D, Noel Lenski

⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!

⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#(drawing hearts around valens) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #roman empire tag #drawing tag #every day i think about valentinian bringing his brother into this and wondering how valens felt about it #especially since the over all arc is that he's constantly just trying to tread water managing everything from six different fronts #did you ever want things to go back to how they were!!!! did you dream of simpler times!!!!!! when it was just hard work and dirt #under your nails instead of the horrible scale of empire choking you out to the very end!!!!!!!!! did you hate your brother for it #im normal about valens. btw. (<<<said by a guy who made valens his icon on his main art blog) #anyway. (claps hands together) im going to go and write about bonifacio and mabini and lucan and crassus and the pharsalia #and mabini's writings on a failed revolution and bonifacio haunting the collective memory #i gotta condense it down to a thousand words. ideally. we are rambling around at around 2k and its unwieldy #valens #valentinian I #later Roman Empire tag

[httpiastri]

happy to confirm that oscar still looks at lando like he created the world

just cuties being cuties 🫶🫶

ALSO im sorry but i genuinely started laughing when watching this because i remembered oscars comment back in that jack daniels video…. “my hands are too small” you’re actually delusional

#this debrief made me happy again #horrible day but now a liiiittle better #the way I said ‘best day ever!!’ yesterday #cant have too much fun in one weekend apparently #either wayyyy my take on oscar and carlos is #racing is racing #shit happens #🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ carlos’s lockup created a bad situation but it’s not like it’s the first lockup ever #sometimes you crash in racing 😶 it’s sad to see oscar dnf of course but tbh after the day i had in f2&3 i’d rather see something like that #instead of another strategy fail #carlos did u rlly have to tweet about it though 🫣 #f1 #oscar piastri #lando norris #mclaren #belgian grand prix #belgian grand prix 2023 #osc hands osc neck osc arms

[grumpyghostdoodles]

The Almighty Sheriff!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy~

#respecfully sir: AWOOGA arf arf bark AWOOGA #If this gets 30 notes I'll take his shirt off for yall lol #with his top surgery scars Of course #Ive seen that's a super popular HC for him and I think thats great! Good for him! #Farm boi #no fr working in a farm makes you develop muscles that you didnt even know you had #having flashbacks from highschool when they made us work in the garden for two hours under the scorching afternoon sun #I went to a highschool that was all Ooo we are green thumbs and we shall teach the young ones how to plant and harvest their own food #and my god that shit was so physically demanding mate #i didnt had my diagnosis on how horribly mangled my body was So I had to work in the farm thing like all the others and try not to pass out #even the jocks that were fit and always running and playing football during all the recesses were dead quiet after working outside #and all that those classes did for me was to create a hatred for working in any type of gardening activity so they failed spectaculary lol #SO ANYWAYS my point is Starlo can defo deadlift bags of 70kg\150lbs with one arm without breaking a sweat #undertale yellow #uty #Starlo #Starlo uty #north star uty #myart

[caranoirs]

be normal be normal be normal be n-

#mission failed horribly #gcw lb #bloodsport lb #kota ibushi #speedball mike bailey