I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand
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Thaya!!!! Thaya my beloved hello thank you for the ask!!!
🐴Favorite horse pattern: I can't chose one so my top 3 patterns (in any order) are dark brown with black sooty marks, grey with black sooty marks, and then just the full black horse.
🐈Favorite cat color: Definitely the ragdoll pattern I just enjoy looking at it the most.
🦅Faborite parrot color: Honesty cannot remember the last time I had a pet parrot. I think it's the silver cockatiel though.
🐾 Favorite passive mob: Does the dragon egg count as a passive mob?? Because I love that thing so much. Real answer tho is the cat.
💀Favorite hostile mob? Least favorite hostile mob?: ENDER DRAGON I LOVE HER. But also I really really like gaurdians. I currently have a pet gaurdian in my mc house named Guppy! He is my sweet baby boy that I show to people to freak them out. Least favorite is gonna have to be hoglins they are very annoying. This answer has nothing to do with me being murdered by a hoglin in my speedrun earlier today I promise. You have to believe me.
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I'm sorry but... really couldn't get over Asriel's sad snoot face
🥺🥺awwwww its sad snoot azzy ❤️❤️❤️ you draw him so well 😭
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So have yall ever seen that one John Wayne clip of yeeting a kid in a river? IF YOU HAVENT PLZ. ITS HILARIOUS.
Anyway Nari is such a great grand-dad to Baal's kits. Teachin em valuable life skills young >:3
Ft: @circuscountdowns 's lovely Narinder and lamb and my silly lil Baal kit, Ender.
Bonus doodle because I drew all this with severe thunderstorms, tornado warnings, hail, all that good shit goin on behind me-
So last night's storms eh?
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ok so the thing is, the kiss really was the best way crowley knew to convey his feelings to aziraphale because nina and maggie were right, they do talk but they never say what they mean.
but that doesn’t mean they don’t understand each other, at least to a certain extent.
and crowley knows aziraphale
he knows that he loves books and plays and the stories made by humanity. he watches his angel learn magic the human way and finds out he learned french the human way and knows better than anyone how much he loves human food. he throws a ball to get nina and maggie together because that’s what the humans in jane austen novels would do.
crowley knows that aziraphale romanticizes humanity, loves the drama and the stories and every little thing that makes humans human.
and what could be more human than a desperate kiss asking someone to stay
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something I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough is the fact that during his first guide mission grover was 14. And satyrs age half the rate of humans.
grover was emotionally and mentally seven years old. seven. of course he couldn't save everyone he was seven years old!!!!
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