what kind of pick up lines would the bat boys use
Dick would probably lean more towards funny and corny pick up lines just because in order to deliver them correctly, you need the correct amount of confidence that Dick has mastered at this point. It gets the conversation started with a laugh, either with him or at the extremely cheesy pickup line. He's unabashed about it which adds the perfect charm to these kinds of lines. It also shows that he's outgoing enough to put himself out there so easily.
Jason leans more towards flirting subtly rather than the blunt declarations of pick up lines. He'll pull out the pick up lines after he's already got you hooked because then he can pull out the more lewd ones. It gets the fire started very easily. For first time encounters, he'll probably rely on romantic lines he's found from books he's read or popular references from the classics.
Tim definitely didn't know what a pick up line was and had to research some so he could use them. Which means all his lines are the cheesy basic ones you hear all the time. But overtime he can get really cute with them as he starts to lean more into the dreamy side of pick-up lines. These are more subtle and definitely get your heart racing or at least bushing. He gets really sincere with these but usually delivers them with a nervous twinge that just makes them a little more endearing.
Damian is pretty blunt with his attraction to you. He'd rather use pick-up lines that are to the point rather than joking ones or any puns. That means his lines are more authentic, especially since he likes to connect on an interpersonal level rather than a desire level. He'll express his interest in you in a way that cannot be misinterpreted because that would kind of defeat the purpose.
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Just another day of me wildly misinterpreting lines from the game
Here's how it played out in my head
Petition to let Epel eat what he wants. Someone mentioned an apple fritter. He deserves an apple fritter.
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Vlad was injured by the GIW, and fled through a random experimental portal they had.
He landed outside a smoking warehouse in Ethiopia, next to a dying child.
The kid was beat to hell and back, and worse off than Vlad himself.
There was a clown, ducking into a car, covered in the kids blood.
Vlad, desperate for an outlet for his anger at being stupid enough to be caught by the GIW, immediately turns around and hunts the man down.
By the time he's done with the clown, he's even eaten the man's newly formed ghost, permanently ending the threat.
Which leads to his current predicament; the dying kid is still dying, and he's calmed down enough to know he would feel bad later about letting some random kid die like this.
Luckily, he saw some ninjas while he was killing the clown, and after a short conversation, they agree to take the boy.
Vlad feels accomplished.
After all, what child wouldn't want to be raised by ninjas?
Meanwhile, Jason, delirious from pain and smoke inhalation, thinks he saw Batman murder the Joker and then turn around and sell him to Ra's Al Ghul (Vlad in his ghost form has pointy things on his head, and Jason was so fucked up he thought it was the cowl).
Jason's still fucked up and pissed when he comes back, but for entirely different reasons.
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