#and problematic gays

[irlplasticlamb]

everybody d/lies.

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#vic.txt #my highly problematic gay doctor save me #house md #greg house #hilton #house md art #gregory house #hugh laurie #my art #art #fanart #illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #character art

[snorzyy]

“how have you already completely forgiven nandor for all the shit he did in s4? we’re only two episodes in to the new season!” bitch its wwdits im here to support gay wrongs not gay rights

#if u wanna support gay rights go somewhere ELSE #all these bitches are problematic at best #and i love them for it !! #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s5 #nandor the relentless

[dingustripas]

I just finished watching Glass Onion for the third time so now you get to hear my rant about it but the details are out of order in the timeline because I’m lazy

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

When Miles lifts the gun off of Duke, we can actually see it pre-Blanc explaining it. The scene where the two hug you can see Miles take the gun and slip it into the back of his jeans.

Following the gun thing, we, the viewers actually SEE the gun itself (pre-Blanc’s explanation) when Miles goes back to the mini bar to put it in the ice bucket. Although it’s kind of hard to see it’s very clearly a gun but our eyes manipulate our minds into thinking it’s a drink because it is indeed a minibar.

They show how Miles places the drink in Dukes hand pre Blanc’s explanation but quickly distract us with the groups dynamic and Birdie.

Phillip is skeptical of Helen when she asks for Blanc, we can assume that he and Blanc have had negative run ins with people from jobs. Also Phillip might be judging Helen’s character, who she is, because he doesn’t want to put Blanc into a situation where he’s in true danger. He’s a detective not Batman.

Birdies mask at the beginning of the movie at the boat is just fucking chains across her face in diamond pattern.

Blanc doesn’t have a gag reflex when the dude in the white suit puts Miles “covid vax” down his throat. (Bc he’s 🏳️‍🌈)

Andi, when she first comes up with the idea for Alpha and starts working with Miles, is wearing dark colors. The dark blue pinstripe suit, her completely black ensamble when we see her at the Glass Onion (the bar). But when she’s challenging Miles she’s wearing both Black and white. At the trial she’s wearing a light almost off white suit. Why is this important? Because what color is Helen wearing when she shuts miles down? White. The color white is, in itself, a color that symbolizes Miles downfall.

Connecting back to the white idea, Whiskey is wearing all white (her bathing suit) when she reveals crucial information about Miles giving her the Taurus necklace for her birthday. (Which leads to his downfall when Blanc puts 2+2 together that he killed Andi)

“Im really bad at dumb things” -Blanc. The reason he didn’t catch on to what was going on with Miles earlier was because Miles is stupid. Miles is so dumb that he fucking befuddled Blanc because Miles is so stupid.

Blanc isn’t uncomfortable about his arousal around Birdie when she put her legs up on him while Miles talks about being ‘Disrupters’. He’s uncomfortable because he’s GAY and has a BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND.

There’s a bunch of owls and small trinkets of birds in Birdies room.

The movie, at the very beginning, with Miles mystery invitation box thing hints at where the envelope is hidden. The fibonacci sequence on the box has the center blocked out in black, where we will later see in the film is red which is where Miles is hiding the envelope. For fucks sake the movie even goes out of its way, with Dukes mother, to point out the sequence. (“The first one’s a fibonacci sequence” -Dukes mom).

During the dinner Whiskey is wearing the same golden chain body jewelry that Birdie was wearing earlier at the pool. So this could mean two things: 1. They have the same chain and 2. Whiskey borrowed the chain from Birdie.

Now connecting to my first point about the chain jewelry above. The reason why Miles likes Whiskey, despite her sleeping with him for the sake of Dukes channel, is because Whiskey reminds him of younger Birdie. Birdie even talks to Peg about how dazzled and amazed Miles was when he first met her and how she wishes it was like that again. Then when they’re smashing the glass sculptures, the first thing Whiskey smashes is a sculpture of a bird. Hence smashing Miles perception of her as another person he can use like he used Birdie.

“You have him turn around so he can have deniability” -Aaron Burr in Hamilton (Basically what Blanc was thinking when he walked out of the room)

When Blanc is trying to light his cigar in the “Smokeless garden” the reason the alarms go off is because because just the smoke and small flames from Blanc’s cigar could cause “another Hindenburg”.

The ending scene with Helen and Blanc after Blanc asks her if she’s ready to go home, Helen’s sitting stance mimics the Mona Lisa. Miles said “It all started with her” in reference to his success being inspired by the Mona Lisa. But it all ended with Helen and her stance at the end mimicking the Mona Lisa is meant to represent that. The beginning and end of Miles Bron.

Blanc refers to alchol as offering Helen “some courage”. Ofc as we all know alcohol is commonly referred to as “Liquid Courage”.

We should’ve known Miles was the killer for this simple reason: The glass he handed to Duke. Duke dying holding Miles’s glass is literally like a signed note. Duke died with Miles name literally written on the crime scene.

#glass onion #knives out #daniel craig #benoit blanc #andi brand #helen brand #whiskey #rian johnson #fibonnaci #puzzles #murder mystery #he dead #miles bron #movies #solving #solving problems #is this problematic #gay #*dying* #big fucking mood #what the fuck #lgbtq #janelle monae

[piosplayhouse]

Absolute favorite twitter level discourse is when people are like "yaoi is bad because it's created by women which makes it evil and fetishizing, but bara is good because it's made by gay men for gay men" as if the creator of bara wasn't one of Japan's most famous alt-right hyper-nationalistic conservatives and also porn writer on the side who trained and maintained his own personal militia to enact a failed coup on the modernizing government in 1970 and then proceeded to publicly commit suicide after because he had a fetishistic obsession with ritual disembowelment

#obviously not trying to say bara is problematic but i do think its a little funny how people will shit and whine about how awful the #creators of yaoi must be when mishima yukio prolific gay writer of gay porn's origin story is like. comically insane

[retellingthehobbit]

(Link here) Picture me with a conspiracy stringboard, a copy of the Unfinished Tales, and several essays about how LOTR/The Hobbit are meant to be flawed translations of ancient texts written by biased authors, and gesturing wildly as I explain how we can reinterpret The Hobbit as a funky little gay metaphor actually. we can do it. I believe

#the hobbit #retelling the hobbit #bagginshield #lotr #lord of the rings #dont you hate it when your first crush is actually super problematic.... aint that just the way #this is queerbaiting because at this rate it wont be canon in my comic until 84 years have passed in real life #this is bury your gays because thorin will still die in the end #there are obviously huge changes in my version vs ‘fanon bagginshield’ #my version of Thorin is going to be a mix of book and film #somber and sympathetic like film Thorin #but a lot more haughty and self importsnt like book Thorin #just because I think it’s funnier

[renard-dartigue]

Scourge the Hedgehog. The Evil Sonic. The Green Manace to Society.

Performed his own top surgery cause he's hardcore.

#my art #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #scourge the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic art #sonic fanart #sonadow #sort of? #scourge firsts with sonic's goth bf just to piss him off #the only one to choose to be gay cause he dont like women #he truly is a shit head #i miss my problematic boy #scoudow #shadourge

[lineffability]

"people shouldn't draw or write crowle-" sounds like a skill issue I love male Crowley I love female Crowley I love femme Crowley I love trans Crowley I love genderqueer genderfuckery genderfluid Crowley I love nonbinary Crowley I love Crowley spindly thin with broad shoulders I love Crowley with curves I love Crowley in a dress I love Crowley in a suit I love crowley with big bazoonga boobs or tiny boobs or no boobs I love Crowley with perky tits and a dick i love crowley with a vagina I love Crowley with a penis i love crowley with a tdick I love Crowley with a boy pussy I love Crowley with snesises I love Crowley with barbie-smooth nothingness I love lesbian Crowley I love gay Crowley I love virgin Crowley I love experienced Crowley I love asexual Crowley I love sexual flirty Crowley I love awkward blushing Crowley I love long haired Crowley I love Crowley with a shorn head I love Crowley with any hairdo at all bc they're all HOT I love Crowley with earrings or black fingernails or pointy teeth or horns or none of these I love Crowley with a snake tattoo on his cheek chest arm or ass I love Crowley no matter in which incarnation at all as long as the hair is FIERY RED but actually I also love blackhaired book crowley idgaf just go wild it's what Crowley would want

#good omens #crowley #my omens #wheee i feel out of breath after typing this #i didn't see any particular post or anything i simply love crowley and crowley versatility #everyone has their favs ofc and is entitled to their preferences!! lovely!! #only sometimes it irks me when ppl are like 'this is the only one true presentation and if you don't subscribe to it youre problematic' #in general #no shade only love #maybe somone identifies with trana crowley and someone else identifies with gay man criwley and yknow what theyre both right #everyone is right #embrace paradox #opposing headcanons can coexist so peacefully and isn't that GREAT

[yaoigoddess9158]

Yaoi tragedies of April 2024

#yaoi #gays #damn it #I heard the manhua artist was problematic tho? #Idk #I hope it’s not rlly cancelled tho #tgcf #tgcf manhua #litc #lost in the cloud #kaishin #THEYRE COUSINS. #then yoi got cancelled? #the movie but anyways #april #april 2024 #the worst month for yaoi enjoyers

[blujaymi]

hello again locked tomb fandom. read the masquerade series by seth dickinson pretty pleaseee :'))

#ive been in fandom limbo but the problematic gay accountant saved me #wonderful books #im about halfway through tyrant right now and i dont want it to end :( #the locked tomb #the masquerade #the traitor baru cormorant #gideon nav #tain hu #my art

[luposlipaphobya]

There's an old song about an undying love between the sun and the moon. It ends with the world burning during an eclipse.

Here is the art cover for the zine "The Eclipse" I made with @d-cybele about Echo, my tiefling knight of the dark moons, and Galahad his bff/ennemy/lover (it's complicated).

Galahad belongs to @d-cybele

#dungeons and dragons #knight #medieval aesthetic #tiefling #dnd #my art #They have a beautiful and complex story and I can't wait to tell you more about it and show you what we made! #If you love chivalry and undying romance with problematic gay knights you're home

[chickenoptyrx]

anons hc: turles is gay bc his dub va is?? thoughts??

So I'm completely opposed to that line of reasoning- the real life person is an actor who can act in various roles, and suggesting that the details of their personal life should inform our reading of a character they play seems.. problematic. For a lot of reasons.

However

I also dont see anything wrong with interpretting Turles as gay (or any of the characters as any brand of queer for that matter) and do think this particular line delivery is uuhh..

#eng dub turles says guuuurrrlll frequently and unironically #also. a gay pirate?? idk man that seems like a reach /s #turles soundin gay in english dub is ack-chu-allie problematic cause it reflects stereotypes about gay people being villians #and going after children from the days of the hays code /still sarcasm btw guys #ask

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: The Night Of Your Life; Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras

#note this book contains problematic content #Australian lgbt history #Australian gay history #gay man #gay men #gay love #gay male positivity #image #photo #lgbt #personal #gay intimacy

[strugglingatart]

Funny, but not funny haha, funny weird that despite Gorgug being the one who has canonically kissed a guy that somehow Fabian, who only has expressed interest in women is the definitively gay™ to some of y'all

#listen it's FINE to headcannon shit #but the specific way some of y'all talk about Fabian and him def being gay #or being too queer to function or whatever #makes me extremely uncomfortable #and it's not everyone I swear #but it's bearing problematic stereotyping and bi erasure in many posts and I'm starting to hate that head cannon #sorry to those of you who are normal #also straight people are allowed to be obssesed with their friends(or queer ppl are allowed to be obsessed w friends and it not be a crush #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy

[i-bit-the-dust-it-was-yummy]

funny how hesitant will is to the cup of coffee with Alana (someone he’s known 3+ years) to accepting breakfast with Hannibal (someone he met a few days ago) rather quickly

#ily silly problematic men #autism #adhd #gay #rizz? #hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc

[castielsprostate]

who cares if that's his boss let them fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and let them!!!!!! be!!!!!!!! in!!!!!!!!! love!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sjonnie.text #i just dont understand how we're having this conversation in 2023! #also let's not forget nandor fired him like??? that's not his boss anymore! that's his love interest! #why is it fine for the straighties to have it but when it's a gay romantic consensual workplace relationship it's pRoBlEmAtiC #girlie we went through this WITH 5 DIFFERENT SHOWS! have we forgotten merlin??? have we forgotten sherlock????? have we #forgotten the queen of them all SPN????????????????????????? #let us have our middle aged weird vampire x vampire hunter queer men that kill for the lolz and are toxic!!!!!!!!! #there's 700 straight popular pieces of media out there that's 100x more toxic than nandermo. dont even get me started on the webtoons #taiki would want these men to be gay!!!!!!!! #nandermo #wwdits #okay im fine #that's his boss #what we do in the shadows

[james-winston]

omfg I am so behind on this (and yes I’ve only become aware of it because Nicholas Galitzine offof rwarb is in it) but they’re making a fucking Duke of Buckingham series!!!

And you’re all sitting there like “who??” well let me tell you about this absolute fuck.

George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham was the favourite of King James VI&I and by favourite I do mean it in the gayest of ways. (He started life as Sir George, the shittest of titles, and fucked his way to a Dukedom.)

Long story short, here’s a list of things I need to see in this series or I will SUE:

George slut dropping his way into James’s bed. (I mean, he danced for him, but whatever the 17th century equivalent to slut dropping was you can bet George was doing it.)

The exasperation of James’s advisors when he picks yet another beautiful young man to fuck and give totally unreasonable amounts of money and power to.

Even funnier if they show them actively helping George overthrow James’s old favourite before realising “oh shit this one’s worse.”

George failing consistently at every job he was given. (Yes I know he didn’t actually but where’s the comedy in competency? Give me himbo George or give me death.)

Parliament calling James to task on George being a fucking useless nuisance and James standing up in front of parliament and literally saying, “You may be sure that I love the Earl of Buckingham more than anyone else, and more than you who are here assembled. I wish to speak in my own behalf, and not to have it thought to be a defect, for Jesus Christ did the same, and therefore I cannot be blamed. Christ had his John, and I have my George.” (Huge points for throwing Jesus under the gay bus too.)

James practically arranging George’s marriage for him and then riding his horse around the park crying because George, shock, got married.

What better be the dirtiest sex scenes ever broadcast on British television that lead to the “master and dog” letter.

The consistent drama queenery from James, e.g:

I refuse to tag this as a spoiler because it happened 400 years ago: George smothering James and then playing the heartbroken widow to his son. (Historically debated, if anyone wants details shoot me an ask.)

George getting stabbed to death in what was probably the justified climax of him being the most irritating man alive.

George’s assassin getting the warmest send off ever given by any crowd at a public execution cause the people hated George so fucking much.

#Nicholas Galitzine #literally zero interest in historical accuracy beyond these points #I do think the series is going to focus on George being evil tho #which is a shame #cause he was James’s favourite for 10 years and I genuinely think there was affection from George #I also hope they don’t try and hammer home that he was totally straight #I know there’s a chance he was but I still don’t find it very likely at all #lots of straight men at court didn’t fuck the king for power #also to be clear I love George and will be defending him to the death #but he was also useless and stupid and possibly a murderer #but also he’s my baby :) so :) #and he died 400 years ago so he’s essentially a fictional character and therefore he’s allowed to be my problematic fave #AND HE PROBABLY DIDNT KILL JAMES ANYWAY #George and Mary #History #George Villiers #James I #LGBT History #Gay History