#and so the movies sucked

[gamemakerm]

Star Warses 4-6 are good because nobody gave a shit and could bully George Lucas into accidentally making a good movie

Star Warses 1-3 are bad because everyone thought George Lucas was a genius and didn't want to bully him

this is known as the Fucking Nerd Effect

#Star Wars #Carrie Fisher rewrote her lines because they were ass #Harrison Ford was doing actual work and basically got roped into the movie against his will and it shows #Mark Hamill was self-admitted narcissistic and out to lunch to the point he didn't realize Carrie and Harrison were fucking #and everyone was doing a lot of cocaine #the special effects were built from the ground up and basically went “don't sweat it it'll be great” #anyway by comparison everyone in the 2000s movies had grown up on star wars and were either reverent or too fresh-faced #nobody had the nerve to tell George some things were stupid #and so the movies sucked #the moral of the story is you need people to tell you when you're a huge nerd rather than yes-men #and also don't divorce your wife who did all of your editing

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa out traumas Michael Afton

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #michael afton #william afton #springtrap #afton family #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #someone please give Vanessa a hug rn #Vanessa finally shocks Michael instead of the other way around #Michael never really knew what his father was up to until SL #Meanwhile Vanessa was implied to straight up be involved with the incidents #sorry to Vanessa you deserved better #BEING an Afton child still sucks so bad #it’s okay Michael will comfort her promise 🙏🏾

[jackklinemybeloved]

[…]

Percy’s warning to fellow half-bloods in the audience, across different mediums.

The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan (2005) The Lighting Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical (2017) Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series Teaser (2023)

#I have been thinking about making this for SO long #but this semester sucked #anyway I love it when adaptations play to their strengths and make changes to fit the medium #and these little differences tingle my brain a little bit #I didn’t want to check if the movies had something similar because I am Tired and the show and movie version would be pretty similar #anyway #the musical line always gets me #‘better get headed to the exits now’ is such a good adaptation of the ‘close this book idea’ #and I know I could’ve just done one of the excerpts from the book but I like both #and I didn’t want to have the paragraph in between to make it just like. a block of text. #percy jackson #pjo #pjo disney+ #pjo Disney #walker scobell #pjo show #percy jackon and the olympians #web weaving #riordanverse

[zorangezest]

the kids are on their waaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fanart #fnaf movie #evan afton #elizabeth afton #michael afton #crying child #i love these weirdos so much #even if the movie ends up sucking im glad i live in a timeline where i got to watch it happen

[inkskinned]

it just sucks because nothing is ever fucking made for you, and if it is made for you like 75% of the time it gets chopped into little pieces by every person alive because this is the one thing you have, so it has to prove itself to you.

like, a thing can't just be for women. men need to assign it to women. women have to experience "must" or "should" before their hobbies and passions - women are allowed to do silly, passive things like tuck our ankles and titter behind a fan, or something. women are allowed to, they are welcomed to. like the world is a house and we are supposed to be in the kitchen and now we are being given the divine right to enter the living room if we bring chips

because when it becomes for you, or about you, that is when the thing is vile. you should/must wear makeup so you can appear beautiful to men. once you wear makeup for yourself, or because you yourself enjoy putting it on, then you are no longer doing the right thing. there is a reason men hate certain fashion trends. there is a reason men hate things like the pumpkin spice latte - because it's not about them. you are buying it because it is good for you. they degrade your passions and interests. there is a reason women-led fields are largely seen as being "not a real" profession. when you are a good cook, that is because you can provide for him. close your eyes. you're not going to be a chef, be honest. that is a man making food for himself.

bras are made so breasts will be appealing to men. they are rarely about comfort or support. you have given up entirely on the idea of pockets. young girls have to worry about a shorter inseam on their shorts. a girl on instagram gets her septum pierced, and men in the comments are rabid about it - i just want to rip it out of her face. she'd be beautiful without it.

and fucking everything is for them. even the media that is "for you" is for them, eventually. remember "my little pony"? remember how hard it is to convince any executive to believe that little girls are worth selling to? in the media that is for you, you see little ways that you still need to make it accessible for them - the man is always powerful, smart, masculine. he is a man's man. the media usually forgives him. it usually says okay, some men are awful, but hey! gotta love 'em. because if you don't hold their hands and say "this is literally just a story about my lived reality", they shit their pants about it. they demand you put them into the media that's for you.

these are people who are so used to glutting themselves on the world. they are used to having every corner and every dollar and every place of leadership. so you say can i please have one slice of cake, just for myself, please, holy shit. and they fucking weep about it. they say you're being unfair, because some of their one-thousand-slices aren't beautiful, and your singular cake slice doesn't have their name on it. and aren't you being rude by not offering to share?

and honestly. fucking - yeah, man. you were kind of surprised, because the cake is a little basic (you bake at home, you're way past this stuff). but holy shit, it was nice just to be offered cake in the first place. you're used to having to starve. you're used to getting nothing, but going to the party anyway, because you're expected (professionally) to show up. you liked that it is a simple cake, and that it is warm, and mostly: you like that there is, for once, a cake-for-you.

in the real world, outside of metaphor, it feels like fucking being slapped. barbie didn't even say anything particularly unusual; it literally just made factually evident points. there are less women in leadership than men. we can look at that fact objectively. that is a real thing that is happening. and the movie is aware that it has to defend itself! that it has to spend like half an hour just turning to the camera and saying: i know this is hard for you to understand, but this is a real thing that women experience.

it's just - this is that one kid on the playground who thinks its allowed to hog all the toys. he builds this hoard that nobody else is allowed to even look at, or he'll get aggressive. everyone's a little scared of him, so they let it slide, because his daddy gave him the golden touch. he hates when people cry and thinks bullying is cool. he writes boys only! on a big sign and makes all his friends take "alpha male" classes.

and then girls pick up barbies, because there was nothing left for them. and in the void they've been given, with their scraps: they make long, spiraling narratives about how barbie is actually descended from snakes and has given her righteous followers magical (if concerning) powers and can speak 32 languages (2 of which are animal related) and has big plans for infrastructure (beginning with the local interstate). and the boy comes over, and he has a huge fit about how the girls aren't "including" him. he wants to know why the girls aren't making the story about ken.

"we didn't like your story." the girls blink at him. they point to his war stories and the gi joes and the millions of male-led narratives and how still in the modern day men get two-thirds of the speaking roles in movies and they point to men making mediocre shows that don't get lambasted and they point to men encouraging toxic masculinity and they point to men everywhere, men and men and men. and they say: "how is this our fault? you had ken."

"no!" he is already back to screaming and stomping his feet and tearing at his hair and intentionally reminding them that men are holding back thinly concealed violence and he says: "if it's not for me, it's actually sexism."

#it's almost as if you spent your entire life fucking denying us things and then get mad when god forbid #we point out that you've been denying us something #writeblr #almost as if . u ACTUALLY think women dream of being in a male-run society #like dude mostly i dream about not having a tummy ache #love when ppl tell me that men have to deal with more rejection than women do #im like. just say u have never had a hard day in ur fucking life. if u think the most difficult experience is getting turned down at a bar #men: this one movie doesn't suck my entire - #women: yeah so i went to the doctor and was bleeding out of my eyeballs but like the doctor said #it was probably just my time of the month i guess? #anyway so i died there and had to be revived but they think i faked dying bc it was hysterics #so i took 3 advil and now im back at work i guess

[petr1kov]

trying to think of a worse father figure character that we're still meant to sympathize with and not see as an awful person in any media that comes close to surpassing chicken little's dad but i can't think of anyone. he's the final boss of horrible dads

#like obviously there are explicitly worse dads out there but those are meant to suck #he's meant to be misguided at worst and we're meant to find his reconciliation with his son at the end of the movie heartwarming #it is not lol #but then again chicken little is such a failure at everything it attempts it's almost entrancing to me. so this is no different

[r0b0t1me]

HEY BATTER BATTER--

#my animation #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt movie #rise of the tmnt movie #bad future #Hooooooo boy- (EXPLODES) #thank you so much to azzy for ur help #do u know how much it sucks to animate with a 24 frame cap lord help mEEE #i will let the krangpocalypse duo have more screen time or die trying

[meaningless-mayhem]

Being asexual and possibly aromantic but also being a huge shipper and hopeless romantic is such a wild experience ngl. I'm always freaking out about my favorite ships and giggling internally reading ship fics, getting invested in characters finally kissing or reading about their pining and their love and I think "I want what they have!!"

But then sometimes you have a slamming realization that your sweet shipping scenarios you imagine in your head look totally different irl and that you are extremely aspec.

One time I went down a YouTube rabbit hole and stumbled across Vsauce's "Why Do We Kiss?" video and let me tell you. When I saw that stock video footage of two people kissing each other I was a little flabbergasted lmaooo

#i mean this doesn't apply to all aspecs obviously but like #that stock video footage #they were kissing but it was more sucking each others faces and i was like wait #do people actually do this #lmaoo #it lowkey repulsed me oops #it hit me so hard but it also kind of validated my asexuality a bit too lol #ace #asexual #asexuality #aro #aromantic #aromanticism #aroace #this also may be because i dont watch live action shows or movies that much but still #does anyone else feel like this #ill be hardcore shipping something but i see one minute of irl relationship stuff and feel extremely disconnected #idk if im making sense #id like to hear some thoughts #might delete later but just wanted to get my thoughts out there #someone's probably said something like this before #edit: adding tags #yeah for me imagination of my ships kissing 👍👍👍💖💖 #vs #footage of irl people kissing/live action kissing scenes 🫠 #fandom #fanfic #fanfiction #my rambles

[m6gg3ts0n9izza]

Using his precum as lipgloss😍

#fnaf #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #mike schmidt smut #mike schmidt x reader #nut in me #plz #fnaf smut #he’s so 😩😩😩 #clapton davis #peeta mellark #foaming at the mouth #sucking in #legs spread open #sean anderson

[heartorbit]

the star you've longed for

#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥 #project sekai #revue starlight #pjsk #emu otori #nene kusanagi #emunene #prsk #proseka #yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death #HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL #Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week #im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar #thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp #i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role #rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place #Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL #though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead #revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar. #<- has been insane for 4+ years #Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON. #i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious #but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work #aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash] #throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use #idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways #emuneneweek2024 #i remembered to switch which account this pists to for the first time in like 3 pists. so you get to see all my tags this time #rather than accidentally posting it to the wrong account and having to dekete and repost andngoing IM NOT WRITING ALL THAT AGAIN.

[demobatman]

fruity four dcom when

#disclaimer any arrangement of these characters would work i just happened to land on this one #and YEAH... i know theyre not supposed to fall in love with the movie characters but in this au they DO... #bc i say so #also eddie and robin both have elements of lela in their design bc they absorbed her #he is butch and lela she is tanner and lela #suck it #my art #pla enjoy i did a background and everything #if they look weird dont say anything im not redrawing it #slay #fruity four #fruity four au #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steveddie #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #ronance #teen beach movie #lol #SURF SURF SAAAAND ITS A BIKINI WONDERLAND... #stranger things au #steddie au #ronance au #stranger things fanart #steddie fanart #ronance fanart

[latenightsundayblues]

I got bored lol

#cecilia was so real for that tbh #she just went and cuntified child murder its unbelievable #i wholeheartedly believe adam keeps calling lawrence for help with the stupidest fucking injuries #“larry...... my dick got stuck in the toaster again......” #“what the fuck do you think i can do about that” #<<<<<goofalicousgooberfaces' idea btw. just exposing you real quick #peepaw's the world's first homophobic bisexual #tbh hes allowed to be homophobic lmao his three stupid children are gay and they all suck #saw #saw fanart #saw movies #john kramer #jigsaw #saw adam #saw lawrence #saw amanda #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #amanda young #jill tuck #cecilia pederson #chainshipping #latenightsundayblues art tag

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael doesn’t like his father in any FNAF universe..

#myart #chloesimagination #reblog #william afton #michael afton #vanessa afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #steve raglan #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 3 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael would HATE movie William #I think that’s an accepted assumption BAHA #Shocker all William’s suck 🔥 #I always got the impression William sees his family members as pawns #so movie William meeting Michael would immediately try to manipulate him #though of course Michael wouldn’t have any of it #pulling the lighter out only one way to get rid of this man #Vanessa also expected her father to say something like this #BOTH of you get him!! #I haven’t drawn William enough maybe I’ll do it more soon!

[1hellofacookie]

Her job

is...

Beach?

and kissing women

kenjoy

#the presentation of this could be better #but unfortunately tumblr sucks when it comes to posting art #tbh all social media sucks with posting art #anyways i hope you enjoy #one day i will maybe think of a way of doing good looking backgrounds #but it is what it is #these took awful long but i am so proud of these because like??? look?? #my art #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie x gloria #barbie movie #Barbie brainrot

[tangledinink]

ninja turtles are here for projecting and processing grief, apparently.

i've seen lots of 'the death of future donnie' comics, most recently ofc being from @somerandomdudelmao (i went back and forth abt tagging but then decided i would, because this is directly their fault, /pos) and then, of course, all the fan content that was made in response to said comic... and i love seeing so many people make so much awesome work! but it's also really fucking sad.

so often in the real world, there are no goodbyes, no dying in the arms of a loved one, no heroic sacrifices, there's just... death. people just die and it sucks. especially because in real life there's also no cool storyboarder assuring you that there's gonna be a happy ending and you'll see them again. and so it's like... then what?

i dunno. i was just sad about it for a while, and i wasn't really sure what to do with that, but i guess this is my answer. sometimes you don't get to say goodbye or hold them when they leave you, and you dunno if you'll get to see them again. but you can still have the mark they left on the world and hang onto that. because no matter what, once upon a time, they were there, and you remember. other people probably do, too.

#this isnt really fan content so im probably not justified but whatever #directly inspired direct answer #i dunno why this is getting me so bad but for a while now I've just been like #damn death SUCKS bro i miss my dad and my twin #and im absolutely surrounded by content of ppl being like “NO LEO HIS TWIN HOW CAN HE BE W/O HIS TWIN” #and im like #YEAH WHAT A NIGHTMARE HAVING UR TWIN DIE-- #lmao #anyway this is really messy and loose but i just wanted to make it #and get it out of my head #and be done with it #idk #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt bad future #rottmnt bad timeline #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins #rottmnt movie #f!leo #f!donnie #grief #death #the death of donnie #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #fidgetwing #rottmnt apocalypse #rottmnt april #sibling death

[t0xicmold]

#art #myart #edward norton #aaron stampler #primal fear #the ending to this movie sucked so bad but i thoroughly enjoyed it #i'll just pretend the ending didn't happen #make up an ending in my mind