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"the cost of convenience does not have to be human lives. we are literally conditioned to think that in order for us to have certain things someone has to suffer and that is the farthest thing from the truth."
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morganbritton132 · 8 months
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Nancy sends Eddie a video the morning after her monster hunter trio sleepover and Eddie uses it as a background in a Tiktok.
So, he’s wordlessly in the corner of the screen while the video plays. It shows Nancy getting out bed, putting on her sleepers and her robe, and then walking across the hall to the guest room where Steve and Jonathan are asleep at opposite ends of the bed.
Nancy walks to the side of the bed that Steve is sleeping on and taps on the phone laying next to him. The screen lights up and shows that he’s on a call with Eddie that has been going on for the last five hours.
She flips the camera around and says directly to Eddie, “You’re pathetic.”
Nancy’s video ends and Eddie takes up the whole screen of his Tiktok just to say, “I can’t believe this is how I find out that my husband has me in his phone as Eddie Munson.”
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How I would eat apples if I could juggle.
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thoughtportal · 8 months
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Thousand Layer Apple
RECIPE:
Makes 1:
1 large honeycrisp apple 3-4 tbsp melted butter 1 tbsp dark brown sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon
Peel and core your apple, then carefully slice into 1/16” slices with a knife or mandoline (the one we used here is linked on our amazon page).
Combine melted butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a medium mixing bowl. Coat each slice with melted butter mixture and stack in a ramekin until you reach the top. Be sure to press down on the layers a few times throughout stacking and pour out the excess liquid back into your bowl.
Once you’ve reached the top of your ramekin, move to a 400˚F oven for 10 minutes. After 10 minutes, carefully pour out the excess liquid in your ramekin and top your stack with a piece of puff pastry brushed with egg wash. Return to the oven for 20 minutes.
For best results, let it cool completely before serving. Loosen your stack from the ramekin with a butter knife, and serve upside down with ice cream.
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ch1zzie · 3 months
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Joolets (and others)
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No more (WHY IS ARTING NOT ARTING)
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zvmz · 3 months
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hercar1 · 11 months
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twistedappletree · 5 months
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lan xichen: what have you got there, wangji?
lan wangji: wei ying
wei wuxian: lan zhan! you’re supposed to say ‘a smoothie’
lan wangji: but i have wei ying
nie huaisang behind the camera: oh for crying out- CUT!
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artist-ellen · 3 months
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Snow White process video!
I like this illustration... but I feel like I could push it further... so I might revisit it on a file that can take more layers. It's procreate's one flaw, the larger the canvas the fewer the layers.
I am the artist! Do not post without permission & credit! Thank you! Come visit me over on: instagram, tiktok or check out my coloring book available now \ („• ֊ •„) /
https://linktr.ee/ellen.artistic
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“Apple was the problem!”
SHE IS 15 AND HAS BEEN GROOMED HER ENTIRE LIFE TO BELIEVE THE THINGS TJE ADULTS AROUND HER TELL HER
I can’t do this anymore
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brattylikestoeat · 6 months
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Isaac: Happy gay month cause you know you gay and stuff
Colin: Okay, thank you Isaac
Isaac: Here you go gay balloon cause it got all the colors cause it's gay
Colin: Isaac-
Isaac: and I got skittles cause it got a rainbow on it
Colin: Okay
Isaac: and I got the cookie cake it says “be who you are”
Colin and Isaac: for your pride
Colin: Thanks, this is my Pride Month- why did you do this? Why are you doing this?
Isaac: why cause you're gay
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morgana-ren · 7 months
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Love that Tumblr had banned nsfw artists and artwork, but the fuckin bot accounts are not only unbelievably rabid, but actively recommended to me to the point I scroll, report, scroll scroll scroll, report, scroll, report, report, scroll ad infinium.
They can catch a piece of artwork that shows a smidgeon of tit within literally 24 hours and delete it, but "hi ❤️ my name is JULIYYA and I have HUGE BREADSTS. Call me NOW ❤️" with a picture of some woman crotch out with her fingers fishing in is actively recommended to me.
You say your site is crashing and desperately needs money, and you say apple is SO STRICT about nsfw, so why aren't the bots a priority? Why are they seemingly actively propped by the site? Why are they allowed to TAG their spam WITH CHILD-FRIENDLY TAGS? Why hasn't apple shut us down already if they're so anti-nsfw when literally EVERYONE had a sexbot problem?
Watch this post get a mature content warning, ironically enough.
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tiktoks-repost · 1 year
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girlbossblog444 · 1 day
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What if tiktok bitches finds out about Fiona Apple
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