#avengersheadcanons

[myfirstnameisagent]

✨ = fluff , ☠️ = dark/graphic material, 🌧 = sad , 🐱 = smut

HEADCANONS:

FANGIRL [KATE BISHOP X READER] ✨

arrowhead59 meets the center of her fan fictions in person, and lives everyone’s fantasy.

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#marvelheadcanons #marvel #marvel x reader #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #clint barton x reader #thor x reader #kate bishop x reader #avengers #avengers x reader #avengersheadcanons

[aerielz]

Been hit with missing the olden days of the mcu fandom, when we all gathered around the avengersheadcanons Tumblr to talk about the found family feels and misindentify Jeremy Renner's butt

#marvel #mcu

[merlinmichelle]

So, redskull is cursed to know your name.

AND!

Your PARENTS NAMES!!

So, like just imagine,

THOUSANDS OF ORPHANS!!

flocking to knowhere just to know their parents names!!!

They don't even want the soul stone.

Redskull: Samantha! Daughter of Karen!

Samantha: oh great! My mom's name is Karen!!??

Redskull: a soul for a-

Samantha: yea yea, whatever. Bye.

Redskull: ???

#loki #buckybarnes #avengers #endgame #avengersheadcanons #natasha #blackwidow #lokixreader #smut #lokiimagines #imagines #headcanons #steverogers #captain America #America's ass #tony stark #stony #knowhere

[overflowing-with-words]

Headcanon 2: Avengers Cooking Breakfast

Saving the boardgames and holiday headcanon prompts for later, cause I wanna write that better and I have about twenty minutes right now >>:) Steve: Makes the best eggs, in every way. Is always up at crazy early times like 5 or 6 am make a nice breakfast for the ones in the tower. Tony: Tried cooking twice, was banned from the kitchen by Pepper. Except for when he makes brownies, because somehow he can mess up every single other recipe except brownies. Beautiful dark chocolate chip brownies. Which the avengers will and have fought over. Bruce: He cooks everything pretty well, says its like a lab experiment, just in the kitchen and with different ingredient. Second best cook.

Peter: Cooks just fine but burns something 79% of the time. His speciality is making French toast, which Natasha absolutely loves. Loki: He is surprisingly good at pancakes, which everyone thought Steve would end up being good at. Other than that, everything else he makes is average but still better than most of the others. He cooks when the team is on a mission and Peter or Pietro is the only one there.

Natasha: She never cooks surprisingly, except when she is the only one left in the tower. Then she microwaves something. Bucky: Makes the best ever waffles. Like, the best. Except they never fight over it or he threatens to not make it again. And if you play a prank on him, you're not getting waffles the next time he makes it. Bucky is usually left alone during prank wars because his waffles are just too good. Clint: Has awesome crépes. Tony loves them the most. Usually makes them four times a week because he wakes up early and gets bored in the morning.

Thor: No, just no. The last time he ended up using his hammer to electrocute everything. He was never let into the kitchen again lest he tried to help by electrocuting everything again. Wanda: Cooks pretty nice eggs, not as good as Steve but since she gets up later, you can usually find her in the kitchen at 9 o'clock scrambling some eggs. Will offer to make for you if you want. -And if you play a prank on Bucky, you're not getting waffles the next time he makes it. He is usually left alone during prank wars because his waffles are just too good. Peter is the only one who can get away with pranking him because, puppy dog eyes. -Peter once caught Bruce coming upstairs from the lab holding some apparent chemical about to put it on his eggs, and freaked out, only for him to explain it was self made chili sauce. Peter ended up trying it cautiously and begging Bruce to make some for him to bring home.

-Natasha usually ends up taking the plate of French toast over to her seat and glaring at everyone who even thinks about trying to taking one. Peter just ends up making a second batch after she finished eating and leaves the table.

-Once Clint was making crépes and for no reason at all took one and threw it at Thor. It landed on his plate perfectly. Everyone has asked Clint to do this again but he never tried it again. Bucky suspects Clint was aiming for Thor's face but missed. -Loki had to put out two fires from when Tony tried to cook again (without permission from Pepper) he always holds this over Tony's head and threatens to tell Pepper. >>:) Enjoy this one too! <3

#avengersheadcanons #headcanons #breakfast #breakfastsheadcanons #tonystark #steverogers #buckybarnes #peterparker #wandamaximoff #natasharomanoff #loki #thorodinson #clintbarton #brucebanner #goodcooks #notjustheroes #alsofamily

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: it’s gonna be okay..it’s gonna be alright..I can fix this

Peter: Mr Stark-

Tony: you don’t have to panic kiddo!..I’ve got you

Steve: Are you okay?

Tony: Steve!..Stop making this hard for me…my kid needs me!

Peter: Mr Stark…it’s just a fricking paper cut!!

Steve: seriously Tony, Are you okay?

#spiderman headcanon #spiderman homecoming #dadtony #sonpeter #Peter Parker #adorable Tony stark #adorable peter parker #avengersheadcanons #iron man headcanon #clueless Steve Rogers #iron dad

[amongfandoms]

I love how there is almost no fanfics or headcanons about/from infinity war. Because we are all just straight up denying the movie even happened.

#infinity war #avengers #avengersinfinitywar #avengersheadcanons

[obiwantscoffee]

If a stray dog wandered into Avengers HQ...

Thor, Nat and Clint: We’re keeping him.

Bruce, Strange and Steve: We should take him to a shelter.

Peter, Bucky and Tony: Either he stays or I go.

#avengers #headcanon #avengersheadcanon #marvel #marvelstudios #steve rogers #peter parker #tony stark

[visionette]

Avengers Headcanon: Shooting Magnets

SO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS

Imagine the team realising that vibranium is magnetic, and therefore so is Cap’s Shield, Bucky’s arm, and Vision (literally all of Vision). They develop a game were they chuck small magnets at each other and if they stick on target they get a point. They’re system would probably be:

1 point for hitting Tony/Rhodey/Sam’s Suits

2 points for Caps Shield

5 points for Bucky’s arm (and T’challa’s suit when he visits)

10 points for Vision (Cause the only way they can stick them to him is to catch him by surprise, otherwise they just phase through)

- Imagine Tony and Rhodey being ambushed with a wave of magnetic pellets during training.

- Imagine Bucky and Sam having a full out war, crawling through vents and hiding in cupboards just to get to each other.

- Imagine Cap finding Sam crammed into the pantry and just walking away because he knows its normal and that Bucky’s in the mug cupboard waiting.

- “Sam could you pass me the pasta”

- “SHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT HERE”

- *voice from the mug cupboard* “OH THAT’S WHERE YOU ARE YOU PIGEON”

- Imagine Bucky sighing as he wakes up to his arm absolutely covered in magnets.

- Imagine Cap giving them a lecture on professionalism only to be interrupted every 30 seconds by a flying magnet and someone yelling “2 POINTS”

- Imagine Bucky being fed up with this game, and detaching his arm and hiding it somewhere

- Imagine Natasha finding the arm

- Imagine Bucky’s horror when he finds out Natasha found his arm

- Imagine the team training, or attempting to, with magnets flying everywhere.

- Imagine Vision calmly reading a book, allowing rogue magnets to phase through his body

- Imagine someone landing a magnet on Mjolnir/Stormbreaker

- “Uhhhh...Does that count?”

- And lets be real here, everyone expected either Sam, Bucky or Natasha to win cause they literally haven’t taken a break from the game in months, but ultimately Wanda ends up on top cause she’s the only one who Vision keeps getting distracted by

- “Hey Vizh?”

“Yes Wanda-” *CLANK*

“10 points”

- Secretly Vision lets her land the magnets

- The game being banned because they got tired of waiting for Steve, Bucky, Rhodey, Tony and Sam whenever they had to go fight because they’d be delayed by a layer of magnets over their stuff.

#avengers #vibranium #avengersheadcanon #marvel headcanons #Headcanon #scarletvision

[avengersnonsexualageplay]

Okay, but like, Steve and Bucky used to go on double dates with lesbians back before they came out, so they could have a romantic evening out without people looking at them funny. When they sat with each other instead of their date at the movies, or in a diner, it’s only cause they’re trying to be gentlemanly, promise. 

One day, Avengers find pics of them on dates, and start snickering to each other about them.

Bucky: What’s up?

Avengers: So... you two actually used to think you were straight?

Steve: *eyebrow raised* Source???

Avengers: *shows them pics*

Bucky: *brightens up* Oh, that’s Maybel and Lisa! Oh, we went on so many dates with them!

Steve: *nodding* Yeah. They didn’t care that I looked like a twig and that we wouldn’t touch them.

Avengers: Why’s that???

Steve: They were gay too.

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #avengers #avengersheadcanons #avengers headcanons

[sebuttstianstan]

For the spell a characters name and you'll give your head cannons: Steve Rogers.

How stealthy are they?Homeboy put Fury’s top-secret information in a vending machine, banking on the fact that firstly, nobody would notice the giant USB hiding behind the pink candy. Secondly, that HYDRA wouldn’t have like 5 bucks and would have ~morals~ preventing them from smashing through the glass. And finally, that 3 people wouldn’t decide to buy gum. Super stealthy, Steven. A++ stealth skills. 

Where are they ticklish?The stretch of skin at the top of his ribcage, just under his arm. I feel like this is something Steve forgot about and found out by accident, because someone brushed against him weirdly and he just kind of snorted without being able to help it. Ever since then, Natasha and Clint will randomly plop down either side of him during briefings with Fury and rub their elbows into his ticklish spot, and his face will just steadily get redder and redder as he tries not to snigger and lose his *serious af* face. One time, Steve eventually collapsed on the table because he couldn’t hold it in, and Nat and Clint did not stop so like five agents thought Steve was having convulsions and tried to get him medical attention. Hill had to separate them all after that.

How are they with children?He likes children, and is good with them, but in a different way to how Clint is with his kids, or Sam is with basically any kid he comes across. He’s not too great at the kid-level talk, or finding common interests like baseball or whatever to get the kid to like you. Instead, he’s one of those people who looks at each child like they’re a miniature adult, and when they’re speaking to him he’ll nod, and tilt his head to the side and really consider what they’re saying, and respond with his own arguments. Sure, sometimes he’s discussing the merits of green play-dough vs. blue play-dough, but the point is, he takes all opinions seriously.

Steve is also super-awkward at baby talk. No baby talk. He’ll tell the babies about his latest mission- no goo goo ga ga for him, thank you very much. Also, he absolutely cannot interact with anyone, kid or baby, if someone is watching him.

What’s the easiest way to annoy them?He hates people who loudly crunch chips when they eat (so, everyone)

What are their hands like?His hands are large, and free of any imperfections. He spends so much time with the punching bags- it’s his stress relief, what he does after another dead end in the search for Bucky, or when Peggy’s health starts to deteriorate- but his hands heal so quickly, he’s never left with any of the pain. He’s not trying to hurt himself, not really, but he needs a reminder of it; he’s not quite sure why, himself. So he takes to wrapping his knuckles in white strips before pounding at the bag, and when he looks at the ripped, graying cloth over the course of the day, for a few hours he’ll convince himself that he hasn’t healed, and underneath lie calluses and cuts, bruises and blood.

What would it take to break them, inside and out?He’s not sure what would break him on the outside, and that breaks him a little on the inside. He’ll protect his teammates, cover for them, leap into danger to push them out, because he can take it, and they can’t. He looks at them, and he sees humanity. He looks at his reflection, and he sees everything and nothing. Captain America, the embodiment of all America stands for, and everything he did, everyone who was sacrificed… he came out of the ice and everyone he cares about has been gone seventy years, but it’s only been a few weeks, for him. He came out of the ice, and the people he starts working with are the same ones who psychologically tortured and abused his best friend for seventy years. He came out of the ice, and everything is different and somehow exactly the same. And he’s angry, and tired, at the world and at everyone and then he feels guilty because it’s not their fault (even if it is). 

But he keeps going, because smiling when he’s sad is what he does best, and sometimes there are good days when he feels like he’s making a difference, and he’ll have a good night with his teammates and feel great, and other days the weight of the world is too much and he feels like he has to prove to everyone that even if he doesn’t deserve the serum, he’ll do his best to make something of it for the memories of the people who got him here, the ones who didn’t make it. Even if this new world is the same shitty one he left. And so he holds himself to unreasonably high standards. He behaves recklessly. He risks his life needlessly. Sure, he can jump out of a plane with no parachute, but it’s a lot more painful of a landing than if he did have one.

The truth is, it wouldn’t take much to break him on the inside, because he’s already covered in cracks.

How do they flirt?Well, badly, but he’s getting better. The funny thing is that after being paired with Natasha on missions, he’s almost a pro at flirting with her, for the purposes of fooling their target, and soon this extends to any man or woman- just as long as it’s for a mission. Once he actually has a personal stake in the outcome of the flirting, he’s awkward all over again. He likes to think he’s cute awkward, though (Sam says so and that counts ok, even if Tony bursts out laughing every time it comes up). 

The thing is though, Steve is really, really good at innuendo. It’s a natural extension of his snark. The problem is, most of it is way too dirty to work into conversation with someone he’s just met (to be honest most of it is too dirty for someone he’s been on five dates with).

It’s always fun, though, to win the who-can-slip-more-dick-puns-into-a-team-meeting-before-Hill-skins-us-alive game.

#steve rogers #answer #whatevenno #headcanons and ramblings #avengersheadcanons

[nightskyblufaith]

Natasha: soo..it seems like you know alot about Steve.

Tony: what are you talking about?

Natasha: *smirks* what’s his eye colour?

Tony: The clearest cerulean of the warmest summer sky when he smiles, the cobalt of the Caribbean raging on a stormy night when he is-

Steve: Umm..what?

Tony: I meant brown

Natasha: *sly smile* Don’t ever fucking lie to my face again..

Steve: Pretty sure cerulean is not brown..

#avengersheadcanons #incorrect avengers quotes #stony #straddling the line between platonic and romantic #my boys #adorable Tony #confused Stebe #Natasha romanoff #Tony stark #funny avengers headcanon #funny stony headcanon #funny stony quotes

[dallasisintheplayoffs-blog]

2013 Follow Forever

I'm not particularly creative (so if someone can make me a graphic for this?) so this is just a pretty little list, alphabetized by name.  Enjoy!

A: annieababwa : avengersheadcanons

B: barefoot-in-the-moonlight : beguinn

C: claraoswinoswaldbakessouffles

D: dinosaurruby

E: elisa-t

F: flyntcoal

G: golightlys

H: have-thome-candy

I: ianchesterfield : infinitelyalways

L: leslieknope2016 : lisathevampireslayer : lostxsnowflake

M: math-blasternaut

N: newyorkcitydreaming

O: oheartofmine

P: psychoticdoppelganger

S: sarahxsullivan : sincerelyawkward : singmetosl33p : stefflesnyc

T: theosexual : trustmeimthetruealpha

W: wakingupwithkimye

Y: youreacuntxoxo

Z: zombieirish

#annieababwa #avengersheadcanons #barefoot-in-the-moonlight #beguinn #claraoswinoswaldbakessouffles #dinosaurruby #elisa-t #flyntcoal #golightlys #have-thome-candy #ianchesterfield #infinitelyalways #leslieknope2016 #lostxsnowflake #math-blasternaut #newyorkcitydreaming #oheartofmine #psychoticdoppelganger #sarahxsullivan #sincerelyawkward #singmetosl33p #stefflesnyc #theosexual #trustmeimthetruealpha #wakingupwithkimye #youreacuntxoxo #zombieirish #lisathevampireslayer

[spearcast]

Mistressmorsmordre, Post-Lit, and Avengersheadcanons

Mistressmorsmordre:

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

(If I follow them) Opinion on their blog: Dude, what can I say other than she’s my Thor and her blog is fuckin’ awesome? I mean, c’mon. The design is interesting and she’s really talented with graphics and the like that she’s used on the sides.

Post-Lit: 

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

(If I follow them) Opinion on their blog: Her blog is super! Again, she’s my Tony uwu There’s nothing bad about her or her blog. The design is cute with an interesting layout. She reblogs cool stuff, even if I don’t watch or follow all of the stuff she’s into. 

TheAvengersHeadcanons:

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

(If I follow them) Opinion on their blog: Fabulous. Just fabulous. I love how they run the blog and have it set up. Not to mention the way their posts work and whatnot uwu

#mistressmorsmordre #post-lit #theavengersheadcanons #avengersheadcanons

[fromrivertodawnrora]

Lies, Nightmares, Morality, Trend and Impression.

Lies: 

-Aurora: Aurora doesn't tolerate lies. She has trust issues so if someone lies to her, she'll have a very hard time trusting that person again. At the same time, she's a terrible liar.

-Rose AU: Rose is a great liar. She uses that to fool others a lot.

-The President's Daughter Avengers AU: She isn't a good liar, but she isn't bad neither. She can tell when people are lying.

Nightmares:

-Aurora: She tries not to sleep because she still has nightmares. The only difference is, now that she doesn't have her heart, she can also have other nightmares, not the same nightmare she always had about the red room on fire. However, she can't have good dreams. The red room nightmare is the only one in which what happens to her while she's asleep is happening to her in real life. She ocassionally gets burn marks because of the nightmare. That's why she drinks so much coffee. So she won't sleep. But she loves tea too much to quit it, so she keeps falling asleep more often than she would want to.

-Rose: She has the same nightmare all over again in which she sees flashbacks of Rumple trying to kill her. That's why she visits Dr. Hopper so often.

-The President's Daughter: She has a dream catcher in her room because she has had horrible nightmares since she was a little girl.

Morality:

-Aurora: She doesn't believe there is such thing as good people or bad people. She thinks there's light and darkness in all of us.

-Rose: She doesn't have a great sense of morality since she lies and steals, but it's only because of her curious and adventurous personality.

-The President's Daughter: She believes good always wins and that evil must be defeated. She thinks people should help others even if their life is hanging by a thread. That's why she values heroism.

Trend: (I'll go for fashion trends xD)

-Aurora: She always wears dresses and skirts. She's trying to get used to this world's fashion, but she's having a hard time. She doesn't judge women who don't wear corsets, of course, but she doesn't wear pants yet.

-Rose: Rose will wear whatever makes her happy, though she's pretty femenine in her style.

-The President's Daughter: She dresses like Storybrooke's Regina, even though this is an entirely different universe.

Impression:

-Aurora: she doesn't let her first impression of people be what defines them. After all, most of the people she ever befriended were people she didn't like at first, like Mulan and Jefferson.

-Rose: just like Aurora, she doesn't let the first impression matter much.

-The President's Daughter: Same.

#auroraheadcanons #roseheadcanons #avengersheadcanons #blindinglybeautifulsociopath

[avengersnonsexualageplay]

Pepper Potts is the kind of person that likes sushi. Plain and simple as that.

Clint is the kind of person that spent enough time in foreign countries to gain a taste for it, whether he liked it at first or not.

Natasha would politely refuse if she could because raw things have a bad smell and she doesn’t like the texture.

Bucky will eat it, but he’ll eat it like a ‘MERICAN and put ketchup or something gross on it.

Steve looks at that shit like someone personally killed the fish right in front of him and forced it down his throat. He’s GONNA eat it, but he’ll probably hate it.

Rhodey likes it, but it’s not his fave in the world. He’d rather have pizza or take out.

Tony literally says fuck it, puts it on the stove, cooks the salmon and turns the gross rice into fried rice because that’s the ONLY way he’s forcing this shit down.

Bruce likes it. Bruce is now in the ‘weird’ category with Pepper.

Sam Wilson is standing at the doorway, listening to all these idiots fight over raw fish, turns right back around and decides not to deal with any of them today.

#avengersheadcanons #avengers headcanons

[sebuttstianstan]

Team America headcanons

(previous avengers headcanons)

As much as he loves Steve, Bucky just can’t talk to him about the things he did as the Soldier. He’s afraid of what he’ll see in Steve’s eyes. When he confides in her one evening, Natasha doesn’t even bother reassuring him, because it’s been a decade and she’s still scared of Clint or Steve knowing everything she’s done. Instead, she tells Bucky about the hospital fire, Sao Paulo, and Dreykov’s daughter. Then, he quietly confesses to her: the fruit seller, Volgograd, the beach in Managua. She doesn’t tell him it’s okay, and he curls up with her on the couch feeling lighter than he has in years (still, the first time they go to the beach, he can’t look at the ridged scar tissue on Natasha’s stomach).

In the beginning, even though he never admits it, Steve finds it difficult to sleep with Bucky.  The icy metal of his arm reminds him of the ice, and if he’s having a nightmare, it’s the worst thing to have it wrapped around him. Eventually, he begins to associate the cold with Bucky, and the ice is a loving embrace instead of a stifling grave.

On bad days, Bucky gets phantom (and real) pain so bad that he can’t breathe. On those days he lies on the sofa, and Steve massages his feet and legs because he can’t take even the gentlest touch anywhere near his arm

Bucky begins tagging along with Steve and Sam on their morning runs. ‘On your right’ joins ‘on your left’. Sam is not happy.

Natasha joins them one time, and vows never again. For the half hour it takes for the serum to kick in, Steve sports a magnificent green bruise on his right side, and Bucky on his left.

She bakes them a cake to make up for it, but the icing says ‘Sorry, I hope I didn’t knock your dentures out’ so they don’t take it too well

Neither Sam nor Steve nor Bucky can take 4th of July fireworks. The noises are too much like war. On the 4th, they all lock themselves in the soundproof tower, even Natasha, and watch videos of babies eating lemons on youtube

Natasha and Sam memorize the IKEA catalogue and regularly have whole conversations about furniture to fuck with the other two. Until they figure it out, Steve and Bucky spend almost two weeks trying to guess at how to spell whatever it is they’re hearing constantly so they can look it up on Urban Dictionary

Natasha loses it when Bucky casually mentions that her eyebrows are on fleek and calls Steve his bae in one sentence

Sam buys them all Captain America workout gear, pajamas, hats, swimsuits and scarves. Every month or so he’ll declare “it’s cap day!” and he, Bucky and Natasha will dress up and follow Steve around all day singing the national anthem whenever he opens his mouth, wherever he goes

They get so good at it that someone overhears and invites them to sing at a baseball game. Coincidentally, a baseball game also attended by a racist and homophobic senator. Natasha and Bucky launch into the Russian national anthem- “What? They didn’t specify which national anthem!”- while Sam makes bird noises at appropriate times, and Steve tries to look horrified but fails miserably

#team america #headcanons and ramblings #avengersheadcanons #$ #50 #100 #500 #capsquadnet