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5ecardaday · 1 year
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Snowball Slinging
Blizzard Brawl Frost Bite Rime Infusion
A set of three Snow spells from Magic: the Gathering, in line with my winter-theme for this month. These spells were voted on by my supporters over at Patreon, who also got access to them a week early!
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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 months
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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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allthecastlesonclouds · 4 months
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hi something something bad kids all magic users now something something everyone learning how to save each other something something they've all got friendship bracelets and they're gonna make it through this year if it KILLS them
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hexbloode · 2 years
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May 2022 Banned Spells List
Greater Erectile Dysfunction
Prostate Blast
Conjure Feral Gnome
Gamer Gate
Create and Destroy Pee
Speak With Bread
Enphlegminate
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cervinayyy · 7 months
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Are you new to D&D? Think caster classes are complicated and hard to learn? Do you want to understand how each caster class works in one easy analogy? Then this is for you!
Let's think of casting spells as cooking. When cooking (casting spells) you need to:
1. Have a way to learn the recipe. (Known Spells)
2. Prepare the recipe. (Prepared Spells)
3. Eat the recipe. (Spell Slots)
The way each caster class does spells is different, but they can be categorized into 3 separate groups:
Prepared Casters, Spontaneous Casters, and Wizards.
With this in mind, we can categorize them by how each class learns their recipes (known spells) as well as how they get ready to make them (prepared spells).
Prepared Casters: These casters have access to any recipe they could ever need. Think of it like having access to Google, or Pinterest (known spells). If they want a recipe, they just spend their morning finding what they want, grocery shopping and getting it ready (prepared spells). They can make any food you give them a recipe for.
Spontaneous Casters: These casters don't have internet. They do, however, have a few recipe books (known spells). They have few really good recipes that they like, and have basically memorized these recipes. They always have the ingredients to make their favourite things (prepared spells).
Wizards: A grouping of their own, they are somewhat a combination of the two. Wizards do not use Google or Pinterest, they're better than that. Any recipe they like, they compile into a recipe blog (known spells). Their recipe blog is pretty full, any time they find a new recipe that they like they can add it to their blog, though adding new recipes can sometimes be costly (they need materials to copy down the recipe). That said, like prepared casters, they do their grocery shopping in the morning, when they'd decide what recipes they're going to make that day (prepared spells).
The next section is spell slots. If you make the food, you have to eat it too, right? Spell slots are basically how much a given caster can eat.
All full casters (Druids, Bards, Clerics, Wizards, Sorcerers) have the capacity to eat a decent amount of food.
Half casters (Paladins, Rangers), can only eat a portion of the food that they make.
Warlocks are weird, the food they make is always top notch, but they can't eat very much of it (they cast their spells at the highest level they can and don't have many spell slots). That said, their metabolism is beefy as hell and after a few hours of rest they can eat again.
I'll probably add a section to this later to explain regaining spell slots. If anyone has any additions they wanna make, please go for it!
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krembruleed · 1 month
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purplecatghostposts · 2 months
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*Leans into mic* If Wyll never made a deal with Mizora and/or after he breaks his pact with her, I think he would make an excellent Bard and here’s why.
Wyll’s highest stat is Charisma, which Bards use to cast
Bards are full casters which means Wyll still gets to keep his spells AND get plenty of them!
Among the list of weapons a Bard is proficient with, a Rapier is among them
Bards are best known for their Bardic Inspiration and Wyll is the perfect companion to give this to because he’s already very encouraging and giving him a magical means of aiding people with said encouragement would be perfect
Wyll would get healing spells which means Shadowheart wouldn’t be the only Origin Companion with them on the team
Bards are a very supportive class and I just think Wyll would enjoy that, especially if this is after being a Fiend Warlock, a very self serving class. The change of pace would be something to get used to but probably welcomed
The Bard Subclasses Colleges of Valor and Swords would be extremely fitting for Wyll considering both deal with Bards being able to be more physical fighters so he could help out on the frontlines OR stay back and provide help from afar, making them very well rounded. (Personally I think he would make a great Valor Bard but Swords Bard is also great for him)
Wyll would get Vicious Mockery. He would be hilarious with it.
Bards don’t need to play instruments to be a Bard, they can both use their way with words to cast spells OR use other forms of art if they so wish. Not only is Wyll charismatic but he loves to dance. He could cast spells while he dances. It would look amazing
I just think Wyll would make for a good Bard. Look at him. He would enjoy the class immensely
Thank you for your time. All of this came to me after I was trying to figure out an AU in which Wyll never met/made a deal with Mizora and was trying to figure out his class. I know you could argue Paladin but they rely a lot on strength, which Wyll is not known for, and Bards are way better for Charisma and Dex! Plus Paladins are half casters and I think Wyll deserves MORE spells actually.
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david-goldrock · 1 month
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Is this balanced? A bard wanted to use this homebrew spell... I think it's a little bit too much damage, but I need help rebalancing
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bardicblast · 5 months
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yeah im a bard *spamming earth tremor whenever i have the chance*
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brewerssupplies · 11 months
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Let's fucking rock!
Here's a cantrip for bard, cleric, and warlock. Hope you enjoy!
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supjello · 4 months
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just experienced the druids turning against the tieflings for the first time and am feeling Some Sort of Way about the sibs fighting back to back, dammon calming everyone down, and rolan coming in ridiculously clutch during the fight
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5ecardaday · 2 years
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Arcanatober Day 6– Verminous Swarm / Fool’s Gold
Today’s tarot card was the Ace of Coins / 1 of Pentacles / 1 of Rats, an interesting card from the minor arcana with a lot of different meanings depending on which deck you’re using. But I was able to leverage that variety of intent into not just one, but two very interesting spells that use player wealth in two different ways. One makes fake coins, while the other transforms coins into rats. useful? Maybe. Fun? Definitely.
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the-gnomish-bastard · 9 months
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A bard paid me a dragon’s hoard to make this spell, so without further ado…
Big Naturals
My newest spell designed to give the target amazing tits. It’s uh… it’s effective… I tested it on a goblin… and they wouldn’t stop fondling them… they didn’t look unhappy about the change, though. So at least he’s… she’s… they’re… happy?
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princefleabitten · 2 months
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Drider Logic
My and @ritelli-main s Drow girlies. Maybe they should found a band or something
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artseniccatnip · 5 months
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gave contributors the go ahead to start posting their pieces for the @wandersongzine so here are some of mine! I made these as spot illustrations to accompany text pieces :]]]
p.s. leftovers are still open on our ko-fi! get them while supplies last, the zine is almost all bought up!! but merch will still be available while we have stock <3!
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dathen · 1 year
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I was pleasantly surprised at how sincerely bardsong was treated in the new DnD movie. It would have been such easy low-hanging fruit mockery material but instead it’s for cheering up friends and having fun and comforting people!! (and distractions)
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