#blake’s blonde harem

[superiorsturgeon]

Blake’s Bodyguard:

Ghira: *looms angrily over Sun* I don’t like you, you delinquent. 😠 You stay away from my daughter!

Sun: 😨

Blake: DAD!!

Ghira: *glares at Yang* And you! Keep your troublemaking biker ways away from Blake! She deserves better!

Yang: 😥

Blake: Dad, that’s totally unfair!

Ghira: Quiet, Blake! You’re getting a chaperone/bodyguard to make sure you’re not sneaking around with those two!

Jaune: Um, hello? 😅

Ghira: Mister Arc is an honorable knight, so I know he can be trusted to keep you safe. I’ve hired him to stay with you at all times.

Blake: DAD!!! This is so unfair! I hate you! *storms out* Jaune, don’t follow me!

Jaune: Wait! Your dad says I have to stay with you all the time! *chases her out of the room*

Blake: *from outside* Get killed!!

Ghira: 😌 It’s good to know there’s still one trustworthy young man out there.

Meanwhile…

Blake: …okay, we’re here!

Jaune: Finally! *scoops up Blake and makes out with her*

Sun: Hey Jaune! Hey Blake!

Yang: Did he buy it?

Blake: Yeah, thanks to mister trustworthy here! *kisses Jaune’s cheek*

Yang: Sweet. Nice acting, Vomit Boy! *unbuttoning her top*

Sun: *opens door to hotel room* Shall we?

Jaune: *carries Blake through the door* Yeah!

Blake: *about to get absolutely DESTROYED by her muscular blondes*

Blake: *happy cat noises*

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #sun wukong #ghira belladonna #blake’s blonde harem #blake x sun #yang x blake #Blake x jaune #blacksun #bumblebee #knightshade #Blake x jaune x sun x yang #Blake’s blondes

[howlingday]

Blake: (Pats Jaune's head)

Blake: (Pats Sun's head)

Blake: (Pats Yang's head)

Blake: I hear you three have been doing well protecting people. All three of you make me so very proud.

Jaune/Sun/Yang: (About to cry)

#rwby #knightshade #blacksun #bmblb #Blake's blonde harem #blake's blond harem #blake belladonna #jaune arc #sun wukong #yang xiao long #demon Slayer #Blake & The Blondes #Blake & The Blonds

[trash-yo]

Blake Belladonna, promptly forgot about Adam's sweet dick. There were so many hot blondes at Beacon. Her partner being one of them.

Goddamn Yang was shredded, Blake had to have a taste. "Hey Yang, I got some dance moves I'm practicing. Sit on the bed and tell me what you think?" Blake eased her bellabooty into the blond bombshell's lap. Taking her by knees and forcing her legs to spread, those bike shorts offer no protection from Blake's expert grinding.

"how is it?"

Yang could only grunt and spread her thighs further. Letting that ass apply more pressure to her pussy lips.

Blake paused offering a sultry flip of her dark locks, "did I hurt you?" She lifted her hips away so so slowly.

Yang shook her head, "No, no you feel so good."

Blake, not wanting Yang to cum on her firm ass, bit her lip, "I got some other moves if you want to see?"

Yang nodded eagerly, and Blake flipped around to straddle Yang, her hips rolling in a way that those lilacs couldn't look away even if she wanted to. Pulling off Yang's shirt admiring how shredded she is.

As soon as she had her partner thoroughly enthralled, Blake couldn't wait to seduce Sun. Moaning wantonly at the idea of being sandwiched between two strong blondes.

#rwby smut #rwby #blake belladonna #blake deserves a blonde harem

[zexapher]

The Crew Meets Saphron for the First Time

I was leafing through some character stills yesterday for a whole other meme I was making when I saw this one of Blake with an absolutely maniacal look upon her face seeing Saphron for the first time, and I just knew I had to throw something together. It just looked too funny to pass up.

The show has this sort of off-screen friendship between Jaune and Blake going on. Do they do bookclub together? I don't know, but little bits like this really sneak it in. She is so ready to bang meet Jaune's sister. Blake wants the blonde harem to go through the childhood stories and pics, gather some blackmail material.

That scene in general is too good, so much going on. The sibling energy with Jaune, who totally knows his sister will embarrass him. It comes with Oscar, with that vacant look on his face and his hands tucked into his pockets and everything! Qrow in the background having none of it. Yang and Nora! Ren lookin’ too cool. Weiss with that wholesome smirk.

Then Ruby absolutely pops off, living her best life! It’s inspirational.

#rwby #saphron cotta arc #saphron arc #jaune arc #ruby rose #just a little #whiteknight #weiss schnee x jaune arc #but mostly #knightshade #blake belladonna x jaune arc #bumblebee #rwby bumbleby #yang x blake #and a smattering of #lancaster #if you squint #rwby volume 6 spoilers #Saphron cotta arc x blake belladonna #rwby memes #memes #adrian cotta arc #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #qrow branwen #oscar pine

[rwac96]

Prompt

Original Male Stud AU

Jaune’s chocolate harem continues to grow regardless what of he says about it. Especially now that the White Fang leader Sienna Khan also shows some interest in the young Arc.

Sienna: *cornering Jaune to a wall* "So, I've heard you have a taste for chocolate, human."

Jaune: *slightly blushes* "Wait a moment! W-Who told you that?!"

Sienna: "Blake when she visited with her blonde human lover. I thought to myself...maybe I should get my own~."

Jaune: *annoyed* "Dammit Blake!"

Sienna: *caresses Jaune's cheek* "I don't mind sharing, since you love filling up chocolate women with 'vanilla'~."

#answer #answered #answer post #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby au #harem au #chocolate harem au #jaune arc #sienna khan #tyger knight #wild knight #age difference #age different relationships

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Blake makes move on shark arc mermaid older sister.

Blake: Sooo, do you come around here often?

Anna: It is quite unfortunate how often I find myself here, for my spirit is wandering, but the places in which I find comfort are not.

Anna: Although, Blake, might I say you've grown into quite the fetching young woman~

Blake: *Blushing* O-oh. Thank you!

Jaune: Hmm. I guess Blake's crush has come back.

Ruby: What?

Jaune: Blake had a crush on Anna when we were kids. Not only that, but it's pretty obvious. She's stuttering and Giggling at everything Anna says, twirling her hair, the yearning look in her eyes. Unfortunately Anna's as dense as you pack CR's rounds with powder.

Ruby: Well she's not the only one.

Jaune: Yeah. Yang can't see that same look when Blake looks at her.

Ruby: ...

Anna: You know~ There's a certain blond that may be to your liking~

Blake: REALLY?

Anna: Yep~ A head full of golden hair~

Blake: MM-HM!

Anna: A certain Faunus~

Blake: Anna, I'd love -

Anna: You'd be a perfect first candidate for my Brother's Harem~

Jaune: ANNA! Not this again!

Anna: What for, brother~ You deserve all the love in the world~

Jaune: I DON'T WANT A HAREM!

Anna: But it's what you deserve~

Blake: I'm down!

Jaune: WHAT!

Anna: Excellent~

Blake: *Whispering* Jaune, I wanna get close to your sister, and if I need go through you to do it, so be it!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #blake belladonna #anna ranth arc #shark!faunus jaune #asks and answers

[n6918]

Maybe Sun X Blake X Yang X Ilia? Having all those clones should allow for such a setup, if you feel like putting words to my smutty mind! 🤣

Ilia couldn’t believe it was happening to her, lying flat on her back, making out with her crush. Will Blakes girlfriend yang was sucking her tits and using her fingers vibrating fingers to play with her clitoris. Well, their boyfriend Sun pounded into her well meditating to use his semblance; he was focusing on the four clones he was using to fill both Blake and Yang’s pussy and ass. Her mind was going blank as Yang and Blake switch places and the blondes, more aggressive tongue dominated her mouth. The finger is moving from her clit to her nipples, and Blake, using a wand to know, stimulate her. All well sun’s tail wrapped around her waist to give him more leverage. 

When they had asked ilia to join their relationship this was not what she thought was going to happen.  But here she was now, dressed in crotch, less panties, and being devoured by two busty women well a buff Himbo breed her.  But here she was, staring up as she felt him unload his seed into her, and the women moan out as the clones did the same. She was now another monkey king Harem girl, and she think she liked it.

#rwby smut #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #sun wukong #ilia amitola #mine #n6918 asks

[doomatnight]

Every huntress-in-training that enters Beacon graduates from it not only as a very skilled huntress but as grade A sluts. Team RWBY finds out why as they're invited by senior huntresses to go to a club where they're exposed to every kink: blacked, grimmed, bleach, etc.

Bonus points if you can add Cardin as one of the best studs in Beacon

Content: All of it.

RWBY were excited to finally be seniors and be invited by other senior girls to a special club only for huntresses.

It had everything imaginable for the sluts in training to discover. So many choices, being in a harem, being a free use fuck dolls, being breeding slaves.

Grimm cock, white cock, black cock, human cock, Faunus cock.

Ruby went with Grimm cock, loving being knotted by Beowulves.

Weiss with big black Faunus cocks, the men there eager to punish a Schnee.

Blake did the opposite being surrounded by human studs, ready to pound the daughter of the White Fang founder.

Yang meanwhile had found the top stud of Beacon, the man with the most sluts wrapped around his finger, from Velvet to Pyrrha to Glynda. She was to join Cardin’s harem and be his blonde bimbo breeding bitch.

#lwde #rwby smut #rwby nsft #rwby lemon #nwde #nsft / #smut #smut headcanons #smut hcs #dead dove do not eat / #doomlewd.txt

[dragynkeep]

Y'know a tiny part of me hoped that Lindsay, Barbara, and Arryn would be gracious and respectful to blacksun fans and Sun himself in that recent panel when bumbleby was brought up. Something along the lines that Sun would have been a wholesome and healthy romantic option for Blake but they decided on bees in the end...nah let's just pour salt on an open wound! Criticise Sun for a "cringe creepy get in her pants" line about her bow when it was actually just a cute encouraging compliment on Sun's part. Barb saying Blake chose the better blonde with abs when Sun has abs as his iconic physical attribute but Yang in every canon depiction does not have them outside of fan art. They're behaving so petty, distasteful, and tactless. But it makes sense since the wasps are the only ones left for CRWBY to pander to now that they pushed all the sane people out.

it just shows how cumbrained & childish arryn is because what even actually about that interaction said that sun was trying to get into blake's pants vs making her feel more comfortable as a faunus? for all she says she relates to blake as another marginalized woman: she really doesn't because she doesn't understand the racism blake goes under & she's too much in her borderline radfem, bitter phase to realize what genuine kindness looks like.

also like you said, yang having abs is about as canon as the ship she's devoted 10 years of her life to pimping out for money & the approval of cishets, aka in the barest sense & the delusions of the gays they've gaslit for so long. i would've loved for yang to have abs, the same way i would've loved for bees to be an actually good ship & i would've loved for blake to have a va that actually respects her character & understands the racial trauma she's undergone.

instead we got this cumbrained loser who's made plenty of jokes about blake having a bisexual harem, calling her a lesbian & so on, cackling with the cishet freak she sexualized a 17 year old with.

& don't get it twisted, buzzy bees. i don't even like blacksun, i haven't since blake abused him in v4 & it was never acknowledged ever again but god. everyone deserves better than blake as a love interest & blake as a character deserves better than that racist nonce as her va.

#rwby #rwde #anti arryn zech #anti barbara dunkelman #ais.txt #answered

[arc-misadventures]

Blake: FMK Sun, Yang, Jaune

Two for this asks.

Blake: FMK

Blake: Okay… Uhh… M-Marry… Yang!

Yang: Hell yeah! Pussy cats all mine~!

Jaune: Saw that coming.

Sun: Damn, I was hoping she would marry me, at least that means she will…

Blake: Fuck, Jaune.

Jaune: What?

Sun: What?! That means you’re gonna kill me! Why?!

Blake: Well I want to have, Jaune’s babies…

Jaune: Y-You what?!

Blake: Because I want cute, adorable blonde kittens~! And, I can’t get that from, Sun!

Yang: Eh? W-What is she talking about?

Jaune: Faunas genetics; if a human, and a faunas have kids, and two faunas of the same species have kids. They will have the same, or similar faunas traits as the parents.

Sun: But if two faunas of different species have kids, it’s basically a lottery wheel of what will come out.

Yang: Oh… That’s weird…

Jaune: Genetics are weird in general.

Yang: Fair.

Sun: But, if you want kids why are you marrying, Yang instead of, Jaune?

Blake: Well, I could switch either one, but it won’t stop my dream of me having a blonde human harem~!

YJS: …

Jaune: It’s not you, Sun. Blake’s just being kinky.

Sun: Oh… That… makes sense.

Yang: But, fun kinky~!

[weatherman667]

Rare Jaune Ships

Velvet:  The primary purpose people use her is either a breeding fetish, as part of a Faunus harem, or as a closet key for Coco.  Most fics forget that the only characterization we get out of her is that she’s a shy photographer.  Not saying don’t make spank fics about it, but she is a shy if kinky photographer.

Coco:  Coco is a right royal bitch, and should be primarily used as a way to teach her a lesson.  Luckily, this is what most fics focus on.

NDGO:  Primary useful for a quick way to bang a squad of teen idols.

Glynda:  The best for a transgressive power/exchange relationship, where Glynda learns it’s not always appropriate to be - proper.

Cinder:  A great way for a hate fuck / high-heel-face-turn.  This brings out incredibly raw emotions.

Neo:  While Cinder brings out a lot of raw emotions, both positive and negative, Neo is more about having a little goblin girlfriend who just needed hugs, (and frequent reminders that killing is bad).  RWBY Chibi has shown us that Neo is more than willing to use her powers for kinky purposes.

Emerald:  Emerald is a character who wasn’t really given a chance.  She had little characterization, until post-Haven, at which point she still had little characterization, just now being portrayed as a woobie.  She is great if you want to do a non-Cinder/Neo redemption arc.

Neon:  People only really use her to round out a Faunus harem, and that is pretty much the only good use for her.  Still mad at her for calling Yang a fat slut.

Sienna:  A right royal bitch.  Even more so than Coco, but unfortunately, most of the fics about her don’t punish her in turn.

Winter:  Seems to be a consolation-prize Schnee.  Good to punish Weiss and/or make her Jealous.  Would rather pair her with Ironwood.

Willow:  Diametrically opposed extremes of wholesome and kinky.  Extra points if it give the Schnee kids a proper father figure and/or brutally cucking Jacques.

Ilia:  The quickest redemption arc in Human history, because she’s a lesbian, and you can have lesbians do bad thing.  This said, I LOVE her with Jaune, to the point it’s become my favourite ship.  I just absolutely hate her in RWBY, because they try to put her on a bus by making her in charge fo the White Fang.  Leadership is not he strong suit, and she literally has no idea what she should be fighting for.  Okay, yes, they wanted to sink her ship with Blake to focus on Bumblebee, but maybe have someone else going through the same problems as she is?  Have them grow together for mutual support?

Kali:  The best part of the Black Sun fauxmance was Kali being a little baby crazy.  I find Sun a flat, boring character, but that doesn’t mean she’s not baby an/or blond(e) crazy.  She wants Grandkittens, damnit.

Raven:  Brush with your wild side.

Vernal:  They never met except in the middle of the battle, and didn’t actually meet.  You have to bend the story quite a bit to get them together.  But yeah, nothing wrong with a little teaching a lesbian another way.

May Zedong:  She is cute.  We know nothing about her.  Should be good, but I just can’t get over the fact she’s named after Mao Zedong.

Happy Huntresses:  I disavow and repudiate the Happy Huntresses, in their entirety.

Arslan:  I have no emotional connection whatsoever.

Summer:  Despite the fact she’s dead, doesn’t seem to cause any barrier.  No one even tries to justify it.  Jaune’s Aura control lets him touch ghosts.  See?  Easy.

Nora:  Nora would do ANYTHING Jaune told her to.  Anything.  Anywhere.  With anyone.  Luckily for her, Jaune is both jealous, and careful in deciding what/when/who to do.  That said, he sometimes has to get a little creative, as she’s REALLY energetic.

Ren:  The biggest problem with Nora’s Arc is what to do with Ren.  Turning him into a femboy concubine definitely solves that problem.

Whitley Schnee:  If anyone deserves to be forcefully feminized for the purpose of humiliation, it’s him.

Oscar:  I liked Rose Garden, briefly, and then have since become completely against it.  How dare he try to get between the glory that is Lancaster?  He needs to be punished for it.

PENNY:  Really interesting idea.  Except they never actually met before she was killed.  He did meet her reincarnation, only to be forced to kill her with his own hands.  Other than that, sure.

Ciel:  They have little to no chance to interact.  But, if she tagged long with a reincarnated PENNY, then fuck yeah.

Salem:  The FNDM have weirdly decide that Jaune is Salem’s heir.  Luckily, this has been kept out of most of the Jaune x Salem fics.  Someone needs to teach her the value of life and death, afterall.

Malachite Twins:  No reason to, but no reason no to, either.

Terra and Saphron Cotta-Arc:  The most boring characters introduced, with no one possibly being able to say anything against them, (like one of the more socially awkward ones asking where Adrian came from).  The FNDM then said, fuck this, if you give us boring characters, we’ll make them more interesting, and that was apparently Jaune being Adrian’s father.  Adding Saphron makes it even more interesting.

Momma Arc:  She wants grandbabies, even is that means she has to grease the wheels a bit.

#rwby #jaune arc

[superiorsturgeon]

Yang: *blonde, muscular, and hot*

Sun: *blonde, muscular, and hot*

Blake: Oh, they’re both so hot! How can I possible choose between them? Universe, please give me a sign!

Jaune: *already blonde, becomes muscular and hot*

Blake: NOT HELPING!!

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #sun wukong #jaune arc #rwby bumbleby #blacksun #dragonslayer #blake x yang #blake x sun #blake x Jaune #rwby knightshade #Blake’s blonde harem #Blake’s blondes

[howlingday]

In a world where Blake is the harem protag she is meant to be, who is in her harem?

If I were to make a Blake Harem series...

First off, the plot, and I ain't just talkin' 'bout what y'all are watchin' it for. I would take a page from Golden Boy and have Blake travel the world to learn more about the differences between Faunus and Humans.

Starting off in Menagerie, she fights off the White Fang trying to force Ilia to join them. They share a heart-to-heart, and escape together. They part ways once they hit Mistrali shores and go separate ways. Ilia goes North while Blake moves West.

Traveling through Mistral, she meets a boy with seven sisters and stays the night with them. While up late, reading, Blake spots Jaune training with his sword. She goes out and watches him, then points out how poorly he's doing. She helps him with his form, and he starts to develop his own style. On the last night of her stay, she hears about a Grimm attacking nearby, and she and Jaune go out and fight it. They kill the monster, using their own unique styles, and save the day. Blake leaves, with Jaune promising he'll be a totally different fighter the next time they meet. Blake holds him to that.

Passing through Vale, she meets a beautiful blonde beating the tar out of some gangsters. She helps her out, and they escape on Bumblebee. While out, the beauty, known as Yang, explains her role as a vigilante to protect her younger sister. She then explains the increase in gang activity, and the involvement of the White Fang. Blake offers to help, and the two start cracking skulls and books to find more on the White Fang. Eventually, it leads to a confrontation between the two against Torchwick and the White Fang. Torchwick goes to jail, and the White Fang disperse. Yang and Blake say their farewells, and Blake goes back to her travel West.

Trudging through Vacuo, Blake is constantly fighting for her life. She's about to be killed when a handsome man named Sun jumps out of nowhere and saves him. He then gets in trouble and she saves him. He admits he feels safer with her and follows her everywhere. It annoys her until she learns his sad backstory about always having to keep leaving everything behind, and wanting one constant in his life. She reluctantly agrees, and the two hang out in Vacuo, learning about the culture of strong survive, weak behind.

Blake recieves a message from Ilia to meet her in Atlas. The two begin their new journey to the East, which feels off to Sun. They meet up with Yang, and the two blondes compete with each other over who's the better crime stopper. Blake puts an end to it by proving she's the better, and that stopping crime is more important than competing with each other. While Yang is gone, Ruby steps up as Vale's legal protector.

The three walk through Mistral, and Sun feels hungry. He steals some apples from a cart, escaping with enough for them all. Jaune catches up to him and tries to arrest him. They fight until Blake breaks it up, and pays for the apples, chiding Sun. Jaune doesn't feel comfortable with Blake hanging out with Sun, and joins to keep an eye on him. Yang jokes about how Blake attracts all the blonds.

They arrive in Atlas, where Blake meets up with Ilia, who is forced to work as a servant for the Schnee family. Blake demands her freedom, but is forced to work by Jacques Schnee and his daughter, Weiss. Blake and Ilia reconnect, and Ilia explains how she pities Weiss for living with such a horrible father. The two team up and persuade Weiss to break free. When Jacques tries to lay the hammer down, Jaune, Sun, and Yang work together to break them all free. Blake offers her hand to Weiss, who accepts and joins them in their travels.

Suddenly, the White Fang attack, and Adam arrives and kidnaps Blake. He escapes with her, and the group don't know where to go until Ilia explains the White Fang base is in Menagerie, where Blake and her lived. They head South for the final battle.

Adam hypnotizes Blake to become the new Queen of the White Fang, and she becomes too brutal for him, or anyone else to control. Weiss uses her SDC connection to get backing for the rescue. Jaune plans out the strategy for Sun and Ilia sneaking in with Weiss, and letting Jaune and Yang in through the back entrance.

It all leads to a final confrontation, just after Blake destroys Adam and declares him too weak to rule over Fsunus and Humans. The group reluctantly fight Blake, reminding her of all the good times they shared. Blake eventually is worn down until they all hug the evil out of her.

Epilogue is of them all living together in Menagerie, enjoying another beautiful day at the beach. Jaune and Weiss play beach volleyball, which Weiss tries to gamble on with an exorbitant amount of money, which Jaune declines because it isn't fair, since he always wins. Yang splashes Sun, which he splashes back, and the two continue to splash until Yang throws sand at him. Sun laments that it's the one thing he can never escape. Ilia and Blake watch their "friends" from the wooden balcony, then hold hands talking about how much fun they had together.

Blake thinks back to everything she learned about Faunus and Human differences, and decides there's no real, significant difference.

#rwby #rwby au #blake's harem #my answer #blake belladonna #ilia amitola #catmeleon #jaune arc #knightshade #yang xiao long #bmblb #sun wukong #black sun #weiss schnee #monochrome #adam taurus #jacques schnee #roman torchwick #golden boy #blake's blonds #blake's blondes

[fandom-wind]

Blake: *looks bored as her friends work out at the gym* And why did Sun bring me he-

Jaune: *wipes sweat off his face with the hem of his T-shirt, exposing his beefy torso*

Sun: *takes off his shirt, getting carried away with training*

Yang: *drinks from a bottle, letting a few drops of water run over wet skin*

Blake, watching them, and after closing his eyes and making a squeak: (Don't think about a harem of blondes, Blake! You are stronger than this!)

Jaune, Sun and Yang, looking at her: ?

#rwby #blake belladonna #jaune arc #sun wukong #yang xiao long

[waheelawhisperer]

Here's a strange one for the ask request, if you have to ship a RWBY character with a Arknights character, who'd it'd be and why?

Fuck I'm not good at crossover ships

Qrow gets pegged by half the cast because this man has a phenomenal ability to attract tops that crosses the boundaries of gender and sexuality, they're helpless to resist the overwhelming urge to bend him over the nearest furniture

I actually had to think about this one a little bit, but if I had to pick one entirely serious ship I'd go with Horn x Robyn Hill, they're both very used to fighting for an oppressed people by this point in the story and I feel like they could get along quite well. Their potential dynamic actually reminds me of Schneewood Forest in a way.

I will marry Ironwood to Theresis because I enjoy watching disasters unfold in real time

Cinder x Talulah just seems funny to me for some reason

Taiyang and Saria bond over being divorced dads, get married, then get divorced. Silence's Homewrecker Instincts activate but she can't decide which one to sleep with so she ends up choosing both of them. The whole thing ends with everyone miserable but Saria and Tai have both doubled the size of their repertoire of dad jokes, so the real losers are Ifrit, Yang, and Ruby

Ruby is too busy gushing over all the Terran technology to get shipped with anyone, but she probably makes friends with all the engineers

Weiss collects a harem of people with ice powers

Silence's Married Woman Senses go off the moment she sees Willow, Willow gets her first orgasm in at least a decade as a result (and then her second, third, fourth, and so on)

I think Jaune would see Nearl and be painfully reminded of Pyrrha, poor boy would watch Margaret do her Paragon of Chivalry and Goodness thing and start sobbing uncontrollably on the spot

Specter and Nora become fast friends and cause no end of trouble

Blake and Blaze end up dating solely because they think it would be funny to watch everyone around them mess up their names

Yang marries Nearl and then I marry both of them because tall busty blonde onee-sans who could kick my ass activate all my neurons

#rwby #arknights #ask game #qrow branwen #horn #robyn hill #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #winter schnee #james ironwood #theresis #saria #silence #cinder #talulah #taiyang xiao long #willow schnee #nearl #margaret nearl #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #specter #nora valkyrie #blaze

[razieltwelve]

Notation (Final Rose AU)

Diana was deep in thought as she took careful notes on her scroll.

“What are you doing?” Lightning asked.

“I’m observing Averia’s harem protagonist powers.”

Lightning thought back to Vanille’s comments about Averia having the second-highest known HPQ (Harem Protagonist Quotient) score. “Diana, your sister is not a harem protagonist.”

“Really?” Diana asked. “Then explain that.”

“Explain what?” Lightning asked. “She and Yang are just friends.”

Diana stared at Lightning like she had grown a second head. “Are you actually serious? I know you can perceive Aura directly. I also know that Savour enhances your senses. There’s no way that you could have missed what they’ve been doing.”

“And what have they been doing?”

“Each other. Frequently. In basically every position known to civilisation.”

“...” Lightning took a deep breath. “Well, I’m sure that your sister and Elsa are just friends...”

“...” Diana leaned forward. “Averia has a thing for blondes. Yang and Elsa are both blonde.”

“And...?”

“Look at that silly grin on Elsa’s face. Is that the grin of a woman who is just friends with someone? That is the grin of a woman who is being bonked absolutely brainless on a regular basis!”

Lightning opened her mouth to reply and then paused. “Oh.”

“Now look at Winter,” Diana said. “Heck, the fact that Winter randomly seems to pop up at Beacon all the time should tell you everything.” Diana rolled her eyes. “Specialist training? That’s the worst euphemism I’ve ever heard. If that’s how people train in Atlas, no wonder they never get any work done.”

“...”

“And now look at Ruby. Give it a couple of years...”

“Diana, there is no way that your sister is going to add Ruby to this... this love polyhedron of hers.”

“Love polyhedron?” Diana cackled. “I’ll note that phrase down. It’ll come in handy when I’m writing a report about this. But, seriously, just look at Ruby. Would you really bet on her not trying to get in on this?”

Lightning made a face. “Now that you mention it...”

“See? Averia is totally a harem protagonist.” Diana pointed. “I'm not the only one taking notes either. Blake is too.” Diana snickered. “And the best part? Averia doesn’t really do anything. She just kind of Averias all over the place and it works. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion only people end up naked.”

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Author’s Notes

Diana is the foremost Averia expert in the world. In all seriousness, absolutely no one knows Averia better than Diana. Diana just finds watching her sister sort of... Averia her way through life sometimes.

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