#bro is a fucking menace

[gojosbf]

sukuna taking a bow at the destruction he caused

#bro is a fucking menace #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen 2 #ryomen sukuna #jjk season 2 #sukuna #jjk anime #jjk edits #jjk edit #jjk gifs #animedaily #jjkedit #the shibuya incident #jjk sukuna #ryoumen sukuna #jjk s2 #jjk spoilers #jujutsu sorcerer #jujutsu kaisen s2 #usergojosbf #usersophies #userdabiluna #3k

[alexandthensome]

Danny and Jason have this weird Ghostie Bro bond thing that nobody can really understand

Like Jason is for sure the most antisocial brooding mysterious person ever, meanwhile Danny is just all smiles like “oh yeah I can walk through walls, disappear, and fly!!”

But somehow when they meet each other for the first time, they are automatically on the same wavelength and it freaks everyone out.

As far as the BatFam knows, they’ve only ever seen “sweet but no brain.”Danny so they have absolutely no idea that Danny can (and will) get just as unhinged as Jason until he fights the joker one day.

Round after round Danny gives the joker nothing but shit. He went from sweet babygirl ™️ to unhinged Eldrich nightmare in 0.05 seconds and it scares everyone except Jason who just looks at a blood covered danny in the middle of the fight and goes,

“Hey, you wanna hang out later?”

and Danny who has his hands around the Jokers throat just goes

“Yeah sure 😃.”

And that’s how the chaotic nightmare duo of Danny Fenton and Jason Todd is born, and believe me when I say that absolutely nobody is prepared for that duo.

*final edit: fic is posted here

#dp x dc #danny fenton #jason todd #danny phantom #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #Robin #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #Batman #now nobody lets them go on missions together because they are fucking feral #and you’d think they’d be chill at home but NO #Danny and Jason are menaces to everyone now #and when everyone asks why they say #it’s just a ghost bro thing you wouldn’t understand #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp au #jason todd x danny fenton

[mintygreencake]

Early bittersweet basically: DARLINGGGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAILLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ -Seth

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice seth #yuurivoice bittersweet #yuurivoice memes #fiend behavior I swear #bro was the definition of an op #bro got out the box and said “Yuh let me go do fuck shit” 💀 #i will never not talk about him being an absolute menace #love my good boy Seth but he was pushing it 💀 #i will draw Seth doing this face 💀

[blind0raven]

For the sake of every unborn child... I hope that egg donor of a "mom" of yours never has another child riddle

AZUL'S FACE THOUGH LOL

The man looks so shooketh

Look man, red head ciel still needs to have a sebastian hanging around and Jade fits the role lol

Jade is the type to be a fucking menace to everyone, but an absolute perfect younger brother with crocodile tears as Riddle defends him

Azul just cause he didn't pick YOU as the younger brother, doesn't mean you have to be a meanie to the Birthday boy and his supposed baby bro he picked hehe

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #Azul's reaction is fucking hilarious lol #Jade is smiling like a fucking menace somewhere #But wait wouldn't having jade as a younger brother mean that he'd also have floyd too? They're a package deal #Riddle did you think that through? #Or would you legit fight floyd for baby bro jade rights???

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I personally love and obsess over disillusioned and self-isolating protagonists which is one of the reasons why I advocate for a Young Wizard who just leans so much into their role as the Savior that they're now just this broken down individual who now genuinely shares everyone's fears and legends of them of being this Ultra Powerful, Non-Human, Above-All-The-Peasants Legend Amongst Men. Being picked apart and analyzed (INCORRECTLY might I add) by strangers and people who fear/hate/revere you, no matter where you go or what you do, over and over and OVER it just literally whittles away at who you used to be, what used to make you happy and now you're replaced with what everyone made you into. Not You, but a Hero.

But you know what's even better 😈😈😈 a wizard who cracks in a different way and is now just baaaareeely holding it together. A wizard who just is not All There anymore. A wizard who's Good Maybe, but someone who genuinely gives you a GOOD REASON to fear a switch in allegiance. Someone who reminds you that your entire life depends on their mood

Give me Harley Quinn YW, give me a YW who cackles and shrieks in joy as they batter the evil to the ground, give me a YW who pushes at the very edge of the EXTREMES even when they don't need to. I want a YW who doesn't carry around a gleaming sword, or a mystical staff, but a bat with nails studded inside or a rusty machete; I want poems and songs of not a Hero but a wolf in sheep's clothing who just barely gets by in masquerading as the Commoners. An unhinged YW is the second to best Bad Ending you could ever get from this situation and I want everyone to think about this actually

#aka: my oc JALSBDID #no but i want an Almost Villain yw so badly. like full on villain yw is transcendent dont get.me wrong but i want THIS #all that fucking PRESSURE. that nobody could even BEGIN to describe in any post and the yw has to LIVE IT #this post was also inspired by wallaru's very last line in dialogue. no spoilers but you guys Know exactly what im talking about #also funny thought: dyvim would absolutely still support us and not be afraid of us if this ever happened #just like “aww look at them go <3” nobody can tell me dyvim would not support this. Nobody. #AU WHERE DASEIN AND THE YW ARE UNHINGED TOGETHER #dasein standing up for himself is hot but dasein who knows when to reign it in but DOESN'T anyway? 🥵🥵🥵🥵 #like super confident in himself. knowing EXACTLY who he is: a menace. and he takes (misguided?) comfort and solace in that shit #and then the yw being the same way......... bro #i got off topic but anyways JALSNDOESJ #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[sunsguilt]

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE?┊ft: malleus draconia

warnings: none contains : gn! reader

notes: first post kinda nervous xoxo many thoughts about malleus documenting them all here. i subjected a dear friend to this brainrot and now I'm going to spew it to the world! thank you for reading if you chose to!

lemme just say this, malleus in my eyes is a loser. i mean this in the most endearing way possible, losers are my type bless <3

there are very select few scenarios where i could imagine one befriending malleus, outside of being a ramshackle dorm resident. that's too easy. one scenario would include you being his seatmate and being paired up with him for an assignment because no one would agree to work with him.

at first, you're a little intimidated by him! understandably, he has the respect of many, but he's never approachable to the average person, save for select diasomnia residents. as far as you can tell, he's rather isolated from the rest of your peers, even if not of his own desire.

with malleus not being the most talkative or outgoing at first, you end up carrying the conversation. he seems to be listening to you the whole time. sometimes he chimed in with the odd comment or two, but the dialogue was rather amicable. you speak to him kindly, in a familiar way as he imagines friends would. so he is now under the assumption that the two of you are friends.

he greets you when you walk into the classes you share. ok sure, he's being nice because he knows your name now. it's not THAT weird. but then it's like. he's approaching you in hallways to greet you, waiting by your locker for small talk.

it's not like you have the heart to outright run away from him. so the two of you begin talking more often, forming a camaraderie of sorts.

sure he's unapproachable at first, with a cold tone that seems unchanging with others who dare to speak to him first, the timbre of his voice almost seems to soften when he addresses you.

he has a peculiar habit of approaching you when you're talking with someone else, his face appearing to be rather menacing even if it's not his intention. he's just waiting for you to stop talking to them so he can walk with you. it's not something he's ever noticed and not something you plan to point out.

he will complain about how often you talk to others to his attendants (ie: sebek)

"how dare they talk to someone other than u lord malleus they should be ashamed !!!!!!" and malleus is eating this up like "hm u are right…. how could they do this to me."

sebek wants you to be struck by lightning. we are going to ignore this.

he's actually desperate to maintain his first friendship with you and somehow his love language is gift-giving. he does not know what gifts should be given for what occasion. he will give you a family heirloom dating back to the 13th century for taking him to the cheesecake factory.

you must reject his gifts because otherwise, it's going to ramp up to him being like, "child of man, i have been thinking..." he's offering you a spare castle. personally, i wouldn't let that slide. nor would my stomach be able to handle the weight of such a gift.

he'd probably have a crush on you he either refuses to acknowledge because "you're just friends" or he's just stupid. probably the latter!

— ☆

#HES A FUCKING LOSER IDC #bro follows you around like a large menacing puppy desperate for your attention #malleus draconia #malleus x reader #malleus headcanons #malleus draconia x reader #twisted wonderland #twst hcs #twst malleus

[stepbackattack]

Do y’all think the Princeton-Plainsboro HR department has its own line extension for House related incidents

#well if they don’t they should #there is no way he doesn’t visit HR MULTIPLE times a day #he’s a fucking menace bro #wdym he is the reason of 40% of legal cases 💀 #FIRE HIS ASS #gregory house #house md #do you think they have someone assigned to him specifically in the department? #cause that would be funny as hell

[recreationalfanfics]

GHEJFEJFJHE, WHEN LOKI'S VOICE GOES FROM: "Hey, I'm just a funny lil guy♡ Just a goofy god♥️A lil silly dude!" to "I'm about to carry this show and make you yearn for me with the passion of a 1000 suns-"

and I love him for it.

#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror loki #snv loki #ror loki x reader #I LOVE HIM OKAY #HID VOICE IS SO CUTE IN THE JAPANESE AND ENGLISH DUB #BUT WHEN HE GETD ALL MENACING #OH MY GOD. #I WANNA BE SAVED EVEN THO IK HE'D LET ME DIE. #HOMIE HE GIVES ME 🌠THOUGHTS🌠 #Scrumptious Dish of a God. #Look the kther way I'm simping rn. #BRO I HAVE WORK AT 6AM BUT I CAN'T GO TO BED BC I'M THINKING OF HIM. #I WANT HIM TO CUDDLE ME TO SLEEP. #OR LIKE SLEEP ON HIS CHEST WHEN HE'S FLOATING BACKWARDS. #I WANT TO KISS HIS SMUG FACE. #I LOVE HIS LIL FUCKED UP EXPRESSIONS HE'S SO UNHINGED #I MIGHT BE CRYING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM RN HELP ME.

[sarcasticmothdraws]

A!Bro sitting in a directors chair, reading a script, and going, "I know it's not in there, but I think it would really help the film if you said "It's morbin' time." Y'know?"

I like the idea of him being a menace and saying terrible jokes that should be added in because either you get kiss-asses praising the novel idea or those like Ari (who is totally not just human Aranea) who just silently lose a bit of their soul.

#they fine it very funny #fucking menaces #homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #aranea serket #haha surprise i was liar #alpha bro strider #Alpha Mom Lalonde

[aro-culture-is]

Voidpunk aro culture is identifying with otherworldly creatures more than your (unfortunately) human body. Like, why can't I have large, fluffy wings and multitudes of staring, scarlet eyes? Why can't I be a cryptid whose presence is felt the strongest in the lingering shadows cast by twilight? Why must I walk when I feel my spirit should take flight through the expanse of a vast, unexplored sky? Why am I confined to this mortal prison, doomed to this eternal yearning of a form so far from my reach? I'm going to bed

.

#dorkus-malorkus #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #god what a fucking mood #i want to be like. gaseous at the edges #and kinda malleable #also like. black wings and horns and tough black talon nails #with a vague and yet wonderfully menacing aura #also purring. bro i cannot describe how much i need to be able to purr #i need it #yeah anyways: #voidpunk aro culture #voidpunk

[orangesand-lemons-234]

#i like to think that the brooklyn kids act all tough and mean but theyre all actually just idiotic menaces #trust me on this #they are a bunch of teenagers #if they had internet access they would start chaos #my source is that i made it the fuck up #trust me bro #newsies #uksies #newsies headcanons #spot conlon #lucky newsies #mack newsies #splint newsies #stray newsies #scope newsies #ritz newsies #pips newsies #hoho newsies #snaps newsies #graves newsies #brooklyn girlsies #brooklyn newsies

[menacetosocietyy]

dude you are literally one of my favorite blogs and your taste is fice is immaculate. PLEASE tell me any ao3 recs you have, i just made my account and i need more shit to read 😭

HWAT I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOYED ME ALDJEBXIW

I'm so sorry to report that I don't use ao3 bc it scares me on mobile. Too many buttons and options. I only use tumblr :'))

But thank you so so much!! I'll continue with reblogging all the things I enjoy reading and am not too ashamed to share!

I'll rb this with my fav fiction writers in a min bc there's a few lol

#menaces screams #anon submission #anon ask #my eyes bulged out of my wee skull when i saw this notification #im so sorry that i dont use ao3 bro #i dont like reading on my laptop so i just stay away from that land #also what does fice mean #nvm looked it up #ITS A FUCKING NERVOUS BELLIGERENT LITTLE MONGREL DOG??? #BRO??? #how could you do this to me #this may be true #BUT ITS STILL FUCKING RUDE

[blairwld]

#not to be pretentious about the disney ad show but #snow talking about real love. and giving regina all she ever wanted like a wrapped gift while surrounded by light #regina in her usual dark colors with the shadows making her look menacing (is not as clear in this but before she is under more shadows) #and regina is thinking about how she always felt her mother didn't love her. #while snow is literally killing regina's mother. #and the shot of snow with the jeweled box that directly parallels the og film's shot of the evil queen asking for snow white's heart #bro what the fuck #ouat rewatch #i am rambling

[umjay]

[Cypress Hill voice] HITS FROM THE BOOOONGGG

(I'd like to think he drew that monarch logo on the piece in sharpie. It's cute to think that's something he'd doodle in his notebooks in his younger years.)

#young monarch mustve been such a fucking menace #i imagine he would just walk across campus with a 2.5 foot bong in hand #venture bros #the venture bros #the monarch #the mighty monarch #malcolm #malcolm fitzcarraldo #girls who smoke weed #420

[thespermdonorstorylineisstupid]

now eddie starts to believe in signs??????????

#what a fucking menace #eddie diaz #911 fox #911 spoilers #lmao like ???? bro come on #dense motherfucker #just like his buck

[tricitymonsters]

Me and amir going to pride and him going all in the whole rio de Janeiro parade outfit and going for after drinks in the whitest and straightest bar we can find

he's wearing nothing but gold flake and feathers in this Walker Hayes-ass ugly jeans convention. Give him five minutes, they will be pouring his bourbon and lighting his smoke for him though, Amir's quite good at this game.

#he's a menace #the smart ones just leave when he takes a seat #don't fuck with him he'll seduce your best bro and break his heart <3 #amir #thank you for asking!