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zetadraconis11 · 2 months
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HL Incorrect Quote #100
*in the Room of Requirement*
MC, bursting in: I finally did it!
Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?
MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!
Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?
MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!
Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?
MC: Yep.
Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.
MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!
Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...
MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.
The group:
MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!
Sebastian, horrified: 95???
MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!
The group:
MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*
The group:
Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.
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catastrothy · 5 months
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yayyy ✌️
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lotuslate · 1 year
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a little comic about post canon wangxian and coming to terms with some things!
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ministarfruit · 2 months
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pink-blue heterochromia outfit swap
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whysopasta · 10 months
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a mildly out-of-context comic from my au
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cockworkangels · 13 days
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tried painting with acryllics after thee longest time 🐝
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biocrafthero · 2 months
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Okay my uquiz is finished, which unhinged character are you?
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tokio-motel · 2 months
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2010 TOM KAULITZ X M! READER: CAR SEX
nsfw content below cut, dont like don't read
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"Shhh, baby, stay quiet. You don't wanna get caught do you?"
Tom asked you with a raspy voice, his pierced eyebrow raised as he pushed you to the door, your hands pressed against the (thankfully) dimmed windows. You winced gently, the cold temperature making a shiver run your your spine.
You tried to focus on Tom's instructions, steadying your breathing as he rubbed his hands down your thighs, need and lust taking over your body as you let out a soft whimper. His hands were cold and calloused from playing the guitar. You sucked in a sharp breath as his fingers traced your ass, startled as his fingertips teasingly dipping into the crevice. Oh fuck, fuck..
"Oh..." You let out a breathy moan, your hips grinding as you tried to receive more friction, get him in you- anything to help your throbbing member reach your high. You looked into the window, the faint reflection of Tom's smirk showing up as he slowly slipped his fingers into you, spitting on them so the process would be less painful.
You were so fucking hard right now you really wouldn't have cared either way.
You let out a loud gasp followed by a moan, your hips jerking up and your thighs shaking slightly. He had barley pushed in and you were so worked up, your hole clenching harshly on his fingers. He left a small slap on your thigh, making you hiss out and unclench for a second. With that moment he was able to push in another inch, almost knuckles deep into you.
"Didn't I tell you to be quiet?" He asked, his voice calm but firm, his fingertips gently tapping onto your prostate. Oh, he was cruel.
Your whole body jerked, your lips parting as you let out whimpers and whines, biting your lip harshly to try to muffle your noises. Tom licked his own lips, slowly thrusting his fingers in and out, spitting on his fingers again so they could move more freely.
His fingers slowly picked up pace, going faster as he scissored you, stretching you out. You let out little gasps, but other than that you stayed quiet. Tom smiled as you followed his orders, rewarding you with faster thrusts to see how far he could push you.
With each thrust in he would curl his fingers, making you see stars and moan loudly, which earned you another slap; this time on your ass. "C'mon, gorgeous. You were doing so good for me, I know you can be quiet.." He whispered into your ear, puncturing each word with a thrust into you making you whimper out, shaking against the door.
You whined softly, you really were trying! You bit your lip harder in an attempt to be quiet, trying to focus on the pleasure. He suddenly rammed his fingers right into your prostate, making you let out a choked cry followed by a whimper.
This time, however, he didn't try to shut you up, instead chuckling deeply as his eyes darkened with lust and continuing his pace. His fingertips scratched and banged into your sensitive spot over and over, making tears flow your vision and gasps escape your lips.
"Oh I'm gonna- I'm..oh my god.." You whined out, eyes rolling into the back of your skull as you clenched and unclenched on his fingers, the pleasure almost overbearing. He cooed gently, slipping his fingers out of you when he felt your body tense up, feeling your prostate gently throb at his touch.
You let out a whine of need and confusion as he pulled his fingers out with a soft pop, wanting to cry as you had been denied. He shook his head even though you couldn't see, a smug look on his face.
"Not yet. You need to follow orders..maybe I need to teach you better, huh?" he hummed deeply, fingers running down your spine making you shudder. You heard a belt click, followed by the sound of clothes being taken off. Your body twitched in anticipation, your cock painfully hard.
Tom would surely be the death of you.
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stinkrascal · 6 months
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hbd to the twins 🎂🎈
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maudiemoods · 10 months
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Might do another doodle with the same color palette idk! I like it but it's a little simple!
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Yay also non rendered version
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echollama · 2 months
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Bought a Paimon plushy today🥰🥰🥰! But I also bought some other stuff on the side and later realised something unintentionally funny about the combo-
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It looks like Im gonna eat Paimon and deal with the quencies later 🤣😭😭😭
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hexfrogs · 5 months
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painting study of my tav (: partially traced to block down basic colors and shapes but the details were what i was aiming to practice and im happy with how it’s going so far yippieee
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aquapede · 1 year
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top 10 characters that didnt deserve eternal misery and agony
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vyacinths · 1 year
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months long sleepover at the noceda household
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vesper-the-great · 8 months
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Loosen up, will you?
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thefairestfacts · 5 months
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Excuse me!?Nobody has ever done a proper cedrise's headcanons YET??
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Cerise thought Cedar didn't know her secret. She did,lmao.they are roomies I mean- Cedar didn't tell anybody because nobody asked, or at least always tried to avoid the argument.
This kind of offended Cedar but also understands why she didn't tell her.
Cedar always draws Cerise whenever she can. For her,she's like a form of ispiration. But is too shy to ask her to pose for a drawing
Cedar loves musicals, Cerise doesn't🧍‍♀️
While Cerise is good at any kind of sports, Cedar is good at any kind of art. except maybe for theatre.
Cerise doesn't like vegetables. She always avoids them. Also Cedar does not like vegetables, but she in not that picky.
Cedar has mobility issues, especially in coordination. Cerise is tall and strong, she helps Cedar into not falling and to stand up by making her lean against her.
I'M GONNA CHANGE STH OF THE THRONE COMING EPISODE: Daring didn't envite Cerise to dance, Cedar did. Her excuse was "I need someone to help me stand up while I dance"
Cerise once saw Cedar praying upon a star. Cedar was a bit embarassed, Cerise comforted her, saying there was nothing wrong in praying and wishing. Then Cedar asked if it was true that wolves prayed upon the moon, Cerise eventually confirmed it was true.
That's when Cerise realized Cedar knew about her wolf side.
The ""only"" who know about her are: Cedar, Raven, Cupid (BECAUSE C MON SHE WAS IN MONSTER HIGH) ,Darling (lmao secret white) and Kitty.
They are both bad at cooking, they once have been banned by Ginger for almost burning the Kitchen.
Cedar doesn't curse, but you know what?She speaks italian, almost nobody knows italian at school, so she sometimes says a word of two in that linguage to feel less guilty. Or it comes out naturally.
"CAZZO!" Cerise:"What did you say?" "I've just cursed in italian,please don't tell anybody I did" "Aww, don't worry. I always curse, it's fine"
The only one cat Cerise doen't hate is Figaro, Geppetto's cat.
Both introduced eachother to their families. It went well,Yay! Red Hood loves Cedar and Cerise loves Geppetto's food.
Cedar is beautiful, naturally beautiful.Pinocchio admitted he built Cedar in a way to be genderless, but he ended up making her face more feminine because Cedar wanted to.
Cerise really compliments Pinocchio for how he built Cedar, 'cause DAMN SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
Cerise once tried to kiss Cedar, but she stopped her. She said it was because of the skin made of wood. Cedar promised that when she will become a real girl, it will be the first thing she eventually does as a human.
They always had a very close bond, but not just because they are roomates. Cerise doesn't know how to explain it, neither Cedar does. They just know they will always stand by eachother side.
That's it everybody, I hope you liked the headcanons even thought they were a kind of a mess. See ya!
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