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they-call-me-haiku · 2 months
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needles wears an unholy combination of these two.
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FL4K, holding a baby skag: Look at this adorable guy! FL4K: I'm gonna call him Charles... after the guy he was eating when I found him.
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ineffably-queer · 8 months
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HELP IM DYINF
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art:
https://twitter.com/hvdwfa?s=20
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okaybutmakeitgayer · 2 years
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Bruce: when I first found Dick, it was like an angelic choir sang down from Heaven
Bruce: when I first found Jason, he was stealing the tires off my car
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dnangelic · 5 months
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@remunporium asked: " This time of year is always so bittersweet for me, Daisuke. " Sirin mutters quietly, sat beside him with her arms wrapped around her knees. She doesn't appear to be staring at anything in particular, but her eyes look.. lost. Her gaze struggles to focus. " .... I still remember the Christmases I'd spend with my mom. It was always just us. She'd make delicious Pirozhki.. we'd spend the day near our fireplace. She'd find a book to read and we'd both binge the whole thing. I miss it. " Her arms wrap just a little bit tighter around her knees. Now her gaze casts down to the floor. " ... " Perhaps realizing that her words had brought down the mood some, Sirin shakes her head and finally turns to look at Daisuke, forcing a small smile. " Enough about that. What're you doing for the holiday, Daisuke? "
has he ever seen sirin like this before ? looking so small and lonely , just one single delicate step away from bursting into tears and volatile upset . something that was there before had gone missing , and all that was left now was the memory , cold as ash or a snuffed out candle . he's felt it too ; tried not to think about the girls he couldn't save this very same season , the ones who had believed in him during cold winter . yet now , either left behind or left with no other option but to clutch at and carry their disembodied memories into the present , he was starting to feel that same sense of dread and urgency again .
even if sirin tries to shy away from it , he had to do something . this time , he could help her . he could help someone . someone who desperately seemed to need it , even if they themselves might not have admit it , or been entirely willing to face what both wasn't fair and too fearful for them alone . even while not knowing what sort of books sirin liked , or what pirozhki was , even having never been there anywhere in those warm holiday memories of hers , he was still here now , in her present --- and he couldn't stand to simply watch her sink .
when her arms clutch about her knees , his own hand twitches and reaches outwards . it doesn't meet her skin , instead reversing into an open , readied palm before her ; warm and welcoming .
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' ... do you want to spend it with me ? '
it's unnaturally bold , and he doesn't so much as fluster at his own question , but no part of it has seemed to have struck his mind , so earnest and diligently focused upon her happiness . ' my ... family is probably going to have a big dinner . everyone will take pretty much any excuse they can to cook and get everyone together , but --- i can ask . i can ask someone to make you some pirozhki ! um , it might be a little complicated to ask to bring you over inside into my own house , but i know lots of nice places we can visit instead --- there's a cafe that has a fireplace in azumano , or we can visit a pizza shop and look at the ovens , a-and i can bring any book you want ! or we can visit the library together ! or we can do something completely different , whatever you want ! s-so ... '
his expression pleads . he's close to tears himself .
' ... d-don't be sad , sirin . look , i'm your friend , so i don't want to leave you alone . ' not on days like these while everyone else was merry in the yellow glow of lit windows . even if sirin only wanted to crouch in the snow and the cold , then he'd be sure to find scarves ; blankets , hot cocoa , and stay by her --- trying to point out stars for them both . ' can i spend my christmas with you ? ' he asks once more , going beyond the question of her own desire , confessing his own instead : more than anything else for the holiday , this was what he wished for . ' i'm ... sorry about your mom . but if it means anything , this can be our first christmas together . it's not too late . we can still make it a good one ! so don't give up , okay ? '
his brows ease and set . even in the face of sirin's forced smile --- his own remains broad , bright , and genuine .
' i'll be right here for you . and when we're all done , we can go to the big christmas tree that's always set up at the center of the town . let's make a wish together , sirin ! ' surely , with something like this --- and even with so much behind them , there was still plenty to look forward to .
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marriedferalbastards · 7 months
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Owen: I don't hate you because you're gay.
Ianto: ??
Owen: I hate you because you're happy.
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rye-kin · 10 months
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I heart free will!!!
Good discount furniture
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peterthepark · 2 years
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steve harrington is the type of dad to argue with his kids because he doesn’t understand their math homework
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allevils · 3 months
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fuck it usfw canons (because i have no shame and neither should you)!
likes being tied up ... like, a lot. bonus points if you tie up his legs and fuck his thighs.
if he's okay with you, he'll let his tail show. you are absolutely allowed (and welcome!) to tug on it. it does for her what pulling hair does for normal people (and you can absolutely pull her hair too).
you can also pull at her horns, especially if you're getting head.
big spoon, which allows him to tease her partner and give her the opportunity to get them off.
enjoys overstimulation, especially if she's the one experiencing it.
will make you lick her fingers after she gets you off. you're the one who got her dirty-- of course you'd have to clean it up.
likes semi-public sex, but if her partners are too loud, she will shove her underwear in their mouth.
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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year
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Brook, Sanji, Luffy, and Usopp wear a bonnet to bed.
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zealctry · 8 months
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this barbie will murder you.
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Janey: You were spying on us? Pickle: I mean... I tailed you. Just like Fiona taught me when I was eleven. Athena: [glares at Fiona] Fiona: I teach every kid I meet how to do crime. Crime is fun.
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artzie-egoist · 2 months
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I was blessed with the sight of kazuma kiryu playing undertale on roblox today
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okaybutmakeitgayer · 2 years
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Jesper: who traumatized you?
Wylan: do you want a list?
Jesper:
Jesper with his guns out: yeah actually
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dnangelic · 4 months
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@paraleech asked: whats a unicorn. is it tasty
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fyuga kill these clowns
' it's a magical horse with a horn . they don't exist , by the way . '
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hazardparadox · 1 year
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The Marauders and friends eating a Christmas dinner at the Potter's:
Remus: *Ignoring everyone and everything because he's reading*
Lily: *Scolding everyone* Remus, stop reading at the table!
Sirius: *Holding Remus' hand under the table because he's afraid that if he let's go he will be back at grimmauld place eating dinner with his 'family'* Shut up Evans!
Peter: *Eating everything and anything* Christ, Lily calm down!
Lily: *Arguing with Pete now*
James: *Removing everything sharp from Reg's reach because he's a cautious bf*
Mary: *Bickering with Sirius about something*
Remus: *Glaring at Mary from behind Sirius and scaring the shit out of her*
Sirius: *Proud because Mary moved away to talk to Marlene* Did you see that moony? Moony did ya? she was so scared!
Remus, being the proud boyfriend he is: Yeah, that was very impressive Darling
Regulus: *planning a prank because no one would suspect the youngest black brother*
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