#cant fucking spell

[valocity95]

i love mundane comforting sounds.

your mom pulling into the driveway after you get home from school, the heat kicking on in the middle of the night, the beginning of your favorite song, the flick of a lighter, the ticking of clocks, the hum of plugged in yet unplayed amps, that particular sound greenhouses always have, the rip of taking your reciept at the end of a purchase, the familiar squeak of your bed... i love all of it. i love how personal and unique it is and it comforts me so much.

#poetry #i guess this is poetry??? #human behaviour #humans being humans #human things #people being people #living for the mundane #its the little things #writing #appreciate the little things #the heat just kicked on im so haply wtf #happy** #cant fucking spell

[timothylawrence]

Dance team captains of the “manipulated by an other worldly female entity” troupe

#ewbie.txt #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #'why do you have 150 hours in this game' . well heres ur answer. #shout out to jordan for casting spells cus i sure as fuck cant #sorry to new followers I love making dumbasss videos #also sneaking in some Lebanese influence here sorry. the song fits them

[sundeum]

I'M NOT NORMAL I'M NOT NORMAL I'M NOT NORMAL I'M NOT NORMAL I'M NOT NORMAL I'M NOT NORMAL I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M CRAZY I'M SICK WHAT THE FUCK

#HOW DARE THEY HOW FUCKING DSRE THEY #AZIRAPHALE IS WEARING EYELINER #CROWLEY LOOKS SO GODDAMN FUCKING HANDSOM #HANDSOME. I CANT SPELL #im going to be institutionalized #GOODBYE #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale and crowley #good omens 2

[200llbun]

Au where Dipper is deadass blind (working at the library) and cannot see the tall lanky monster thingy in front of him and just kinda assumes it's a human - he knows somethings a bit off about the guy, but he stops his assumptions there bc it's rude and he got over his paranormal phase years ago. (He didn't)

#billdip #digital art #dipper pines #gravity falls #author #fanfic #art #mlm #bill cipher #au #fanart #inspo from frankinsteins monster (idk if i spelled that right) bc the og book had a blind dad talk to the monster #of course the guys family walked in on them talking and screamed bloody fuck and kinda shoo'ed the monster away #except in this au Bill wasnt really created he just kinda always lived and lurked to stalk humans and make deals since thats his food #kinda? #might change that though idk if I'll ever actually write it since I've been unmotivated w billdip for awhile #also dippers family doesnt shoo Bill away bc he lives alone #Pacifica tries to. But. Well that doesn't rlly work out that well #she tells Dipper that the guys a literal fucking illuminati monster taller than his door #dipper just kinda shrugs her off bc shes joked about shit he cant see being a monster and hes kinda over it by then #the girl cries wolf on her end #dip secretely wishes it to be true bc its been his sick fantasy ever since he was a teen #call him dorky or sick. he wont care #fanfics about monster fuckung had drilled into his mind #hes corrupted #in a good way #join the dark side dipper🤲 #k bye

[cintipede]

FUCK IT WE BALL

#GILLION 20FT GODZILLA!!!! #my art #this is months old but still applies. considering the shit he pulled this ep. #love when he calls lightning <3 love it when he uses leviathan's wrath the most fucking metal sounding spell ever<3 #and turns into like a 15 foot beast #jrwi #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #just roll with it podcast #fanart #just roll with it #cant wait for tpk next eepy sode

[love-3-crimes]

album redraw,,, ^o^

#aknsjendjdj #how can i call myself a cj fan and not redraw this cover #also i dont know how to spell album apparently #i kept spelling it wrong #i thought that it was spelled with an n?? #like albumn #i am very smart! #i was thinking abt not posting this bc i didnt like it to be honest #but fuck it we ball #chonny jash #angelo tag #almost forgot those tags lmaoo #i think i need them #so sad that you cant see hearts freckles #they are there #i like giving him freckles

[preqvelle]

#mary goore #quakity is shit #cryptid #my gifs #repugnant #queue #tobias forge #fuck you can tell its late #i cant spell

[eddieintheocean]

the program that my uni uses to record lectures has such bad captioning

the lecturer: i hope youre all here for the marine invertebrates lecture, today we're going to be looking at cnidaria and porifera

the captions:

#THEYRE SO FUCKING BAD #i just want to be able to read my lectures please #she used technical terms that i cant spell #eddie learns the ocean #marine biology #cnidarians #porifera

[insufferable-homestuck]

some alpha dave cause of @vintagegamebro 's drawings

#i fucking LOVE sillouete men #how the fuck do you spell sillouete #siluete #selouete #seluete #i cant say it but you understand #homestuck #homestuck fanart #dave strider #hs dave #alpha dave #alpha dave strider

[ohbo-ohno]

Oh and another thought on Johnny training his puppy-

You know how dogs have that one person they latch onto and get protective over if something happens to them or someone threatens them?

Simon is obviously Johnny's person and while Johnny knows Simon can take care of himself, he still can't help that protectiveness in him.

So maybe one day their little puppy tries to snap at Simon. Or maybe she even manages to hit him during a punishment.

And Simon, in his daze at their little puppy's audacity to even do that, doesn't get a chance to react because good boy Johnny immediately reacts to snarl at her. He stands protectively in front of Simon, baring his teeth at her and growling that no one lays a finger on his person, not even his beloved puppy.

So with a quick glance back at Simon to see if he's okay (obviously he is) and asking him if he can punish the pup instead, Simon let's Johnny take care of their naughty little puppy, showing her that if she wants to act like a big bad dog, then she can play with one too.

By the end of the lesson, Johnny gets endless praises for being a good boy and the naughty puppy spends the night in the kennel, whimpering at how sore and achy she feels.

- 🥍

i don't even know what to DO with this one. it's like you've sent me solid gold and asked me for an opinion. bitch it's solid gold!!!!

imagining that simon is hauling you her off for a punishment and she gets a lucky hit on his nose, something that takes him completely by surprise and has him flinching back instinctively. it doesn't actually hurt that bad but a full-strength punch to the nose will have anyone at least a little disorientated

and johnny just loses his fucking mind. no one gets to hurt ghost. that's not how this works. ghost is strong and incredibly capable of taking care of himself but when he isn't, johnny protects him. he's not allowed to get hurt - do you have any idea how fucked johnny would be without ghost??? no, it's not an option to let ghost get hurt

so it's mostly an instinctual thing that has him pinning you to the floor by your throat. he's the only one who really knows what's going on, you haven't even really realized you managed to hit ghost, and ghost is blinking spots out of his vision

you've never seen johnny so animalistic, seen him so angry. he's probably past the point of words, you hardly even realize why he's angry when he's got you in a grip so tight you can hardly breathe

he'd hardly remember to ask for permission to punish you - doesn't even really ask tbh. he'd tear his eyes from yours to look up at ghost, and ghost would give him a nod and say smth like "go ahead, johnny. teach her her place again."

anyways he fucks you very rough with like no prep :/ horribly uncomfortable and painful for you, but your screams don't stop him. he'd bite nearly through your skin along your neck and back, leave you mottled with painful bruises. your knees and elbows would be bruised, a layer of skin scraped off from how much they rub against the floors when he thrusts.

he'd fuck your ass too. barely give you any stretch, just jacks himself to full hardness, slips you maybe two fingers?, and uses the lube from your cunt to fuck you. takes him longer to come the second time, and he doesn't get you off at all :/

makes you crawl to the bedroom & crate on your own. johnny is right there on all fours beside you, pushing and biting you whenever you stop crawling, keeps shoving you where you need to be. he's mean about it, snarling and growling right in your face, leaving bites down your arms and legs

simon locks you in your cage, doesn't even bother looking at you as he goes to give his puppy a reward. leaves you there all night, listening to how nice he is to johnny, how good johnny gets to feel after behaving so well

(they'll give her a nice warm bath in the morning to ease her muscles a bit)

#🥍 anon #asks and answers #ghoap x reader #i have no idea if gold is actually valuable but we'll pretend it is. just you and me 🥍 #i spelled surprise surrprise the first time i wrote it. just so you know #i cant fucking TYPE #bo writes

[hyperfocuscentre]

someone being shitty does not give you the excuse to misgender them, trans people shouldn’t have to ‘earn’ their fucking identities. i don’t see people misgendering shitty cis people. it’s transphobic to misgender someone, no matter the circumstances.

#spelling it out for the fucking assholes who cant seem to comprehend this #transgender #nonbinary #lgbtq community #trans umbrella #lgbtq+ #lgbtq #genderfluid #agender #genderqueer #two spirit #pangender #demiboy #demigirl #pronouns #trans community #trans tumblr #gender rant #gender identity #lgbt #lgbtqplus #lgbtqia #gender nonconforming #bigender #tw: transphobia

[dishsaop]

the thing abt astarion and baldurs gate 3 is that while i do like astarion, hes an interesting character with some cool plots, im fairly neutral on him compared to most of the cast. but. he rolls over a 30 nine times out of ten when lockpicking and disarming traps. which suits my playstyle so well.

when i started playing the game i first tried to regularly swap out characters (habits kept from rpgs where characters not in the party dont level up/dont level up as fast) but i realized pretty fast that the flouncy traumaguy is actually so useful. hes really reliable in battle and he destroys traps and locks with so much ease i just Cant leave him at camp. he disapproves of 95% of what i do bc im trying to smooch karlach this run, but im spending all my gold to put him in schmancy little outfits that keep him from getting one-shotted.

hes my little purse dog. if a purse dog had a gun and a set of lockpicks. sure im allergic to dogs and this dog hates me whenever i open my mouth, but look at him, look at how cute the gun is in his little paws when he snipes mind flayers.

#if party makeup for battles didnt matter id have my tav jaheira halsin and karlack. unfortunately that would #be three druids and a barbarian. i like the well roundedness of a druid but jesus christ we would all die #im playing a fucking rogue next time. #I NEED TO BE CLEAR THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE HATING ON THE VAMPIRE. I LIKE THE VAMPIRE #but i literally cannot use wyll bc i hate the way warlocks play and its killing me. i love wyll. i wish i could take u with me buddy #but astarion just picked a dc 30 safe with no rerolls man and you have two spells lots #m text #*KARLACH. SORRY SWEETIE IM ON MOBILE AND I CANT FIX TAGS IM SO SORRY I MISSPELLED YOUR NAME

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

beach episode

(these idiots dont realise theres actually a difference between them)

#also yeah todds pudgy i dont make the rules #I CANT SPELL oh god oh no #dirk “sunscream” gently what the fuck was i doing #oh well too late to change it #its the shampo incident all over again #sunscream…. #dghda #dirk gently #todd brotzman #dghda fanart #dirk and his medieval sandals

[trollocs-ooc]

I can forget any of my oc lore.

#NOT REALLY but that one fucking qhs ask i sent about 2/11 being in an auspisticim fucks me over soo hard i can never find it #I NEED TO KNOW IF IT LINES UP STILL BUT I CANT FIND IT BECAUSE OF TUMBLRS DUMB SEARCH #and because i cant spell ausoicislsjs auspistizm auspisticim i hate quad names #talk

[arom-antix]

@fishshit I consider your post canon so I made it

Edit: I FOUND IT

Edit 2: Yakov trauma

Edit 3: I lied, here's the design rant

#i cant find the original post T_T #im going to search your entire blog if i have to #i will find it #anyway in the mean time heres something that started as a sketch and then went completely out of control and i am not sorry #i am beyond repentance you could say #it took me at least three tries to spell that word right on the illustration and english can go die #viktor deserves to be dramatic as fuck #yakovs aura was made of retirement papers when viktor showed him this #especially when viktor added that “oh by the way ill be wearing a big ass luxury designer fur coat” and then skated away #have fun deciphering the meaning behind all my design choices #for once i will not rant about them #ruins the fun #but if youre interested i do have a breakdown ready at your leasure #im sorry ive been listening to the song for hours now while drawing this and it just fits viktor so well i cannot #this is canon in my heart #arom antix art #arom antix #art #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #fanart #viktor nikiforov #also i am so sorry the mukbang comic is taking so long i swear i havent forgotten #some of it is done but its far from finished but itll happen #im going to finish it and you can quote me on that and come to my house and whack me with a newspaper until i do it if you want to #collab #religious imagery

[noecoded]

do u like girls? ♡

#i successfully made this img in the hr beforework .. win #sitting at work spaced out thinking abt imgs of her #i cant get her out of my brain this is so fucked up idk wjat kind of shitty spell this is but its making me so sick .. cough #obey me shall we date #obey me asmodeus #i forgot to colorthe palms..augh