#captains log.

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid. #250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

[filmcel]

can the Queen die a second time I’m getting kind of bored

#captain’s log #this post is on lockdown now bc I’m tired of notifications :3 #hit tweet

[thhecaptainschair]

My Roman Empire: Sally dropping a match in an old milkshake knowing Poseidon would walk through that door in 0.7 seconds

#he loves her your honor #and she knows her worth #i’m eating up this relationship #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #sally jackson #poseidon #pjotv #pjotv spoilers #captain’s log

[el-im]

chrysanthemum is a beautiful name for a baby mouse

#captain's log #if nobody got me. kevin henkes got me. amirite

[dduane]

#Star Trek #Captain's log

[hxlda-hxlda]

does anybody wanna start a book club but we just read marauders fanfiction?? i can offer snacks on the off chance you live down the road. if you aren’t in snack range i can offer. uhh. friendship.

#this isn’t a joke this is a plead for marauders friends #if i have to explain who regulus black is one more time im going to lose it #marauders #fanfiction #marauders fanfiction #dead gay wizards #captain’s log #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black

[lostamber]

#dracula daily #re: dracula #draculadaily #daily dracula #jonathan harker #mina harker #mina murray #captain of the demeter #log of the demeter #the demeter #the last voyage of the demeter

[captainrufflebanger]

Inspired by me still recovering from a migraine and wearing my bat wing sunglasses so I can look at my computer to draw

#Worst migraine of my life that made me violently ill BUT AT LEAST I CAN MAKE A SHITPOST FROM IT #lady dimitrescu #resident evil village #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #captain's art log #I FORGOT THE FLOWERS AGAIN F UCK

[horrorlesbion]

i know we're excited about the core 4 polycule but i still haven't digested archies homophobic uncle and kevins homophobic cop dad being an evil gay couple who pick up young, precariously living male sex workers together and get murdered by bettys gay fake brother for it

#unironically the funniest thing riverdale has done this season #riverdale #captains log #like that was SO dark and messed up and they breezed right past it #chic smith #or whatever his name is in a universe where hes not gay married

[dragonkeeper19600]

Olimar: “Let me show you some pictures of my kids.”

#Pikmin #pikmin 4 #captain olimar #treasure log #lore #olimar’s son #olimar’s daughter #*five hours later* um Olimar I need to get going

[filmcel]

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#captain’s log #hit tweet

[thhecaptainschair]

Watching Percy kill a Fury with Medusa’s head through Annabeth’s eyes permanently altered my brain chemistry

#I never imagined a quiet monster death #but here it was perfect #because that scene wasn’t about killing a fury #it was about annabeth’s changing view of percy #and percy slowly becoming the hero we know him as #honestly everything about this episode was phenomenal #pjotv #pjotv spoilers #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #captain’s log

[vojjdless]

a wild spot has appeared on your dashboard!

(click for better quality, you know how tumblr is)

#across the spiderverse #the spot #johnathan ohnn #spot #spiderverse #atsv #spiderman #marvel #fanart #oh no!! poor guy ended up in the tumble dimension #digital art #my art #artists on tumblr #captain's log. stardate: armageddon

[every-captain]

Welcome home, Skizz!

#Captain Speaking #skizzleman #skizz #hermitcraft #captains art log #lol i like the skizz angel motifs even though I know its for the life series #the halo is good for me

[tenderanarchist]

I just found this old picture of my cat when we first got her as kids

So scrunkly 🥺

#cats #cute #jellybean is a grumpy old lady now but I can’t get over how she looked as a kitten #captain’s log #nostalgia

[rainbowsuitcase]

The Winter Soldier - Rewatched

I decided to rewatch CA:TWS after about five years and I have some thoughts.

1. There’s "moon landing" written on Steve's list of things to catch up on. This movie is happening two years after the first Avengers and Google says Steve woke up a year before that. What the hell has he been doing for three years that he hasn’t had the time to catch up on moon landing? Moon landing!

2. Again, Steve's been living in this century for three years and yet, when Sam asks him what makes him happy, he doesn’t have an answer. He doesn’t know how to not be a soldier. He doesn’t know how to be anything but.

3. Regarding Civil War, people say it's ironic that Steve is the one against the accords because he’s always the one following orders (and similar crap) but that’s literally not true? In CA:TFA, Captain America as a hero is literally born from Steve going against orders to save Bucky. In this movie, he disagrees with project Insight from the beginning and later, he’s the one to decide to take SHIELD down with it, because the organization cannot be trusted anymore. Steve Rogers was never "a good boy following orders." He was always a man who did what he thought was right.

4. Also, this movie is practically a PSA that you can’t trust these authorities, but people still expected Steve to just sign away his free will as a hero to one, just a movie later? bfr

5. I am convinced that if he went shield first, Steve could easily run through a wall. At least in America, walls are made of paper there.

6. If I remember correctly, the Winter Soldier is the only enemy of Captain America that uses the shield against him in such capacity, and that’s just a really nice touch.

7. On that note, the Winter Soldier on his own is such a cool character that I would definitely want to see more of if there wasn’t, you know, tortured and brainwashed Bucky under there.

8. If one of them was a woman they'd end up together. I know the fandom says it a lot but I completely forget how painfully true that is. We spend a third of the movie, at least, with Natasha trying to find Steve a girlfriend and wondering why he doesn’t have one, and that’s a plotline that doesn’t get resolved in the movie. Steve says he doesn’t date because it’s "kinda hard to find someone with shared life experience," in the very same movie where he finds out that his lifelong best friend, possibly the only person on earth with "shared life experience," is still alive. If Bucky was a woman, this would be called foreshadowing.

9. And to end on a positive note, Sebastian's face acting is literally perfect. He had like five lines in the whole movie and yet he brought Bucky to life so well. He gave the character a soul.

This scene is literal acting gold and Sebastian deserved an Oscar for these five seconds alone.

#log #ca:tws #captain america #winter soldier #bucky barnes #steve rogers #stucky #ca:cw #captain america civil war #sebastian stan