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mondodisco · 2 months
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Sometimes babygirl is a 40 yo traumatised cishet man with anger management issues who poses as a retail worker but is really a NSA agent former choir boy who kills people and likes cars, guns and bonsais
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all-made-of-stardust · 7 months
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has this been done yet
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swimbreak · 1 year
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It's a trick, it has to be!
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strawlessandbraless · 2 months
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There were things...people, feelings that he wanted to experience differently than he had before. Or maybe even for the first time
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chaoticace2005 · 1 month
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-While planning to attack Vee Tower-
Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"
Husk: What?
Alastor: "Get Help."
Husk: No.
Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!
Husk: I hate it.
Alastor: It's great! It works every time!
Husk: It's humiliating.
Alastor: Exactly!
Husk: No. You literally have powers—
Alastor: We're doing it!
Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"
Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*
-A minute later-
Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*
Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!
Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.
Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!
Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—
Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!
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power-handmaiden · 2 months
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Day 64: Pounded In The Butt By My Irrational Bigoted Fear Of Humans Who Were Born As Unicorns Using A Human Restroom
While I had conflicting feelings on "Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn" in light of how the conversation on trans rights and visibility has evolved, I feel like this tingler, published only 11 months later, holds up incredibly well. It tackles gender in a similar way to robot fiction, in the way that the protagonist feels insecurity over his humanity when someone he would not traditionally recognize as a human is able to inhabit human spaces.
One aspect that I appreciate a lot is that the story makes it very clear that the character that the protagonist initially directs his species transphobia towards does not pass as a human at all; the bigoted protagonist and the waitress who is dismissive of his bigotry both refer to the character as a unicorn based on appearance. A major point in this tingler is that the man deserves dignity whether or not he "looks" like he should be in a human space. A lot of transphobes love to make arguments that operate in this heightened reality. It's not hard to imagine one saying, "what, should we accept it if someone identifies as a unicorn?" I mean, the furry panic is basically that, using some on-its-face absurd otherkin caricature as a proxy for trans people. This tingler meets them in their invented space where they think their argument is the most ironclad and says, yes, that would be fine actually, even if we did all live in your thought experiment and even took it a step further by introducing other sapient species with clear physical differences. People of different species peeing in the same room is not going to break the fabric of society.
(Side note not entirely related, people who care about such things are also just.... really bad at telling who "belongs", which is addressed in the story somewhat but I just like to mention whenever I have the chance that it includes false positives on their Wrong Sex Detector too. I use the bathroom that corresponds to my birth certificate and I've been stared at, yelled at, one time someone just watched me piss?? So much for bathrooms being a harrassment free space.)
I also love that nothing sexual takes place in the bathroom. The protagonist recovering from his bigotry fucks a sentient restroom sign right in the middle of the diner. Absolute madman, I can't help but respect it.
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thrxughthenxght · 17 days
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echosong971 · 7 months
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i wish every sniper on the roof in this game a very [metal pipe sound]
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wqtson · 7 months
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i too would giggle incoherent things at johnny toronto if he were leaning over the boards to talk to me
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alltears · 7 months
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dragon age twitter au? dragon age twitter au. DORIAN + OTHERS EDITION
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shiftythrifting · 19 days
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A forbidden font, an....interesting calendar, and some children screaming, forever. Value Village in Washington.
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😱
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mintygreencake · 2 months
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Charlie 😭
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taintedmind666 · 2 months
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twinktor-frankenstein · 6 months
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I made a silly little meme template please RB if you make your own I wanna see them gsgdhd
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This is what it's in reference to btw (loud warning)
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