#correct marauders quotes

[saintchaser]

sirius, explaining a concept to remus that he hadn’t fully understood before because he didn’t go to class after the full moon: and that’s pretty much it. any questions?

remus, with literal heart eyes: no

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[in-flvx]

Sirius: can you unlock your phone, I need to look smth up

Remus: you can do that yourself

Sirius: what's your code?

Remus: 031159

Sirius: 🥺

Remus: 😊

Sirius: that's... That's my birth date

Remus: yea

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[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

James: what happened while I was away?

Peter: calm down prongs, nothing happened!

James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING HAPPENED.

James: PADS AND MOONY ARE SNOGGING. *points at wolfstar*

Peter: they got together AGES ago, what are you talking about??

Remus: *sigh* did you not tell him?

Sirius: I may have purposely forgotten to mention it, yes.

Remus: *facepalm*

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[adharastarlight]

Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Marls:

Lily:

Barty:

Evan:

Pandora:

James: my love, you're trans-

Reg:

Reg: we are never having sex again

Sirius cheers in the distance

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[regeditt]

james: we all know what i would do if someone hurt you but what would you do if someone hurt me

regulus: i would start by— *proceeds to list out thirty different methods of killing someone*

james: wow, i’m so relieved

regulus: i’m not done yet

james: …

regulus: *keeps going*

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[kairospy]

Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

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[not-rab]

james “fight or flight id rather die than have to cry in front of u” potter and regulus “fight or flight id rather lie than tell u i’m in love with u”

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[padfoot-lupin77]

31st of October 1981 at the Potters’

*knock knock*

James: who’s there?

Voldemort: you know

James: you know who?

Voldemort: exactly!

James: shit!

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[moonytoastx]

Sirius: "Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?"

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[archiveofpiaandkathi]

James: Regulus, love, it is a sign, A SIGN, telling us not to enter. Sirius and I have pulled worse pranks at Hogwarts than setting a foot over an invisible line.

Regulus:…

James: Boyo, you are a Slytherin. Aren’t they supposed to break and bend the rules without anyone noticing?!

Regulus: I’ve got anxiety. I follow the rules because I really cannot handle not following them - it doesn’t mean I like it!

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[linnea-bowiesversion]

The priest at Walburga’s funeral: I’m going to ask you to be respectful here.

Sirius: I’m going to respectfully decline.

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[saintchaser]

sirius: what’s up?

remus: *stumbles, trips, snaps his r+s doodled in hearts notebook shut* nothing much, how about you?

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[hedwigge]

I hate to say it but the marauders were the type of boys to moan in class/say penis as loud as they could and think it was funny 🥴

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[moonys-a-moonage-daydream]

Marauders Era Characters as Things My Friends Have Said

Regulus: He was speaking in Gaelic.

Sirius: I know Gaelic! Yaasss, slayy!

Regulus: This is why Mom doesn’t love you.

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Peter: Never in my life have I felt so asexual.

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James: You know, my preference for fruity Brisk tea over straight Brisk tea should have been some sign of my bi awakening.

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Sirius: There are two wolves inside you. One wolf is the other wolf. The other wolf is the first wolf. There is one wolf inside you.

Remus: …What?

Sirius: You are a furry.

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Remus: I’m just gonna shoot the moon.

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Lily: Drunk people suck… unless you’re drunk too.

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Remus: I think the only one who’d want these is a dog.

Sirius: THEN WOOF WOOF BITCH! GIVE ME THE POTATOES!

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Remus: *deep sigh* I’m going to hell for misspelling stuff.

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Sirius: Why does every conversation I have here include a fight with someone and light trauma?

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Sirius: Hear me out, a threesome with just me and Remus.

Remus: I think that’s called sex?

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Sirius, to Harry: Don’t you dare tell your mom and dad I let you listen to this.

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Lily: Sirius, don’t you dare try to make my child’s first word “okurrr”

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Sirius: It’s pride month.

Regulus: I like men too, you’re not special.

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Remus: No, we can’t afford to go to that restaurant!

Sirius: You said we could if we didn’t eat next week!

James: We were prepared not to eat next week!

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Peter: It’s not that I can’t dance, it’s that I refuse to.

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McGonagall: Boys! Stop!

James: We’re loving each other!

McGonagall: Stop loving each other in that way!

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[loonsmoons]

Sirius: “Wouldn’t it be fun if you and James got married and the two of us would become brothers in law?” Regulus: “The two of us? You do know we’re the ones that are actually siblings, right? James isn’t your brother, I am … And your cousin, but whatever …” James: “I mean … He is my-” Regulus: “Don’t you dare!” Sirius: “Go on, do it” James: James: “My brother from another mother” *runs*

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[starla9bells]

Sirius: tf happened to you?

Regulus, with a bruise on his cheek: Mulciber pushed me down the stairs

Sirius: ha get fucked nerd!

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Remus: did you hear? someone stabbed Mulciber and pushed him down the stairs

Sirius, wiping blood off his hands: damn really? no way

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