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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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The Evil Queen Reacts: To the Other Disney Villains

As the first, she is The Queen and she reigns over all the other Disney Villains (Sans, like, Hades and Pete but she's mean and squashes them down).

I tried to include them all (Sans non-animated villains and Pixar's.) but some slipped through the cracks I'm sure.

(The two with an asterisk are canon opinions according to Disney's Once Upon a Halloween)

*Pete: A jovial fellow, for sure. She likes Pete, though she doesn't think much of his villainy (A bit of a goof). He's been around longer than she has- so they're most unlikely close friendship of the whole group.

Chernobog: What is there to think? The man's a big rock!

Honest John and Gideon, The Coachman, and Strombolli: She doesn't mind Honest John in small doses (Very small doses), Gideon's a little twit and she has little patience for that, and the Coachman is an old fool. Strombolli on the other hand is alright, as well as ugly (Not a threat), and she can appreciate that.

The Headless Horseman (1994): He doesn't have a head... which means he cant talk and irritate her- so she can live with it.

Anastasia, Drizella and Lady Tremaine: Finalyyy, someone around here Hilda can talk to! Lady Tremaine is poised, full of hate and has a step daughter she wants to kill- clearly, they were meant to be friends. Anastasia and Drizella though... are idiots. (Bestie knows that though, so its okay)

The Red Queen: As the other Queen around, Hilda often struggles with the woman. But honestly- how legitimate is the Red Terror's claim?? She's just Queen of some fever-induced nightmare place and Hilda very honestly seduced her way into a King's bed chambers. Clearly, she's the true ruler here. The Red Queen does give Hilda a good headache every now and then though.

Captain Hook: ... Bit of a loon, and she doesn't mind saying so. But she does respect his tenacity, if nothing else. And the fact that he at least attempts to act like a gown up around everyone else *Pointed eyeroll at Morgana and Ursula*

Maleficent: Why do miserable commoners get us confused??? Hilda is a glamorous, beautiful, rich Royal- and Maleficent is a puke coloured feral woman that lives in a crumbly castle in the woods. Her mind is boggled, and she's quite displeased. Also?? Mal is constantly throwing jibes at Hilda?? Honestly the woman is walking a very fine line with her. One more comment about her being old and she's getting an apple.

Cruella De Vil: Oh... an artist... *Eyeroll*... Wonderful... Hilda is less than thrilled about Cruella's eccentricities. Like, kill all the innocent household pets you like-- but stop demanding salad water in the meetings, its not going to happen! No one knows how to make salad into water. Other than though, she can at least stand Cruella more than she can Mal.

Madam Mim: Hilda is one of the only people around that can stay straight faced and seemingly unbothered with Mim popping all over the place creating chaos, and its a secret amusement for Hilda to have the little witch trying so hard to get a rise out of her while the Queen just sits and drinks her tea.

Kaa and Shere Khan: As long as Shere Khan doesn't shed on the floor or eat her servants, they're cool. And as for Kaa, snakes are honestly kind of her thing, so she has a sweet spot for him- in fact, Kaa gets to hang out on her throne.

Edgar Balthazar: At first she didn't realise he was an actual villain- she thought he was there to fetch her her morning tea- and to this day she struggles to take him seriously. (And he does, sometimes, fetch her things for her. I mean are you going to say no to the Evil Queen???)

The Sheriff of Nottingham and Prince John: Oh that Sheriff is obnoxious, trying to get into her good books. And the Prince is just such a whiner, she cant take it!

Madam Medusa: ... Hilda likes Brutas and Nero.

The Horned King: These two kind of have respect for eachother. He can have a throne at lunch- but only as long as he sits at a side with everyone else. Only she and Hades get ends.

Professor Ratigan: ... A rat? *Deeply unimpressed* // A rat that can talk? *Still unimpressed* // A rat that can recite Shakespeare? *Alright fine get him a highchair but he better not be carrying disease*

Bill Sykes: She doesn't think much of Sykes, though she does pay attention- there will be no smoking in her dining room.

Ursula: *Rubbing her temples* ... Can we have one lunch without you acting like a horny teenager, octopus woman?... // Hilda generally doesn't actually mind Ursula, they're able to work together when it comes to sorcery, but good lord is the woman dramatic.

Percival C. McLeach: "Who is this hobo? Here, sit next to Maleficent, I think you two feral's will have a lot to chat about."

Gaston: "Hm... " *Looks at him for the first time* ... INSTANT NEMISIS SPOTTED. And it only got worse after he opened his mouth.

Jafar: Hilda is a firm believer that just because Jafar is tall, doesn't mean he's smart. That just means that he'll be the first to know if its raining. They are pretty on par when it comes to being psychotic, though, not that Hilda acknowledges that...

Scar: Oh good, another cat she has to keep Cruella from making a coat out of. Joy. // She does admit, to herself though, that she and Scar have the prettiest eyes of the land.

Governor Ratcliffe: He tries to get in her good graces and propose to her for her riches, and she's very offended about the whole ordeal. Her?? Get married again?? To someone below her station????? She was very close to letting the Red Queen behead him.

Judge Claude Frollo: Oh what a sad, pathetic creature... she'd pity him if he kept his mouth closed more. She and Ursula may or may not have a plan to slip something in his drink to quiet him a bit.

Forte: She likes him, he creates beautiful music and she agrees on his philosophy on love. They could develop a friendship.

Hades: These two have their issues with each other (He's too loud for her tastes and she's too up tight for his) but they have an understanding. Often its them against the rest of the 'children'.

Zira: " ... Just go sit with the other animals. Cruella sit down- "

Shan Yu: This man is a brute... a decidedly attractive one, but a brute all the same. At least he's quiet though, as long as he doesn't traipse his whole sweaty, feral club in with him.

Clayton: Alright so the 'Manly Man' club is growing... Damn, Hilda is going to need more wine. Edgar, wine, chop chop!

Morgana: Hilda feels like a mother again, having Morgana and Ursula under the same roof... its terrible, and if one of them steps out of line one more time we are having apple pie for dinner. She may be dead and in hell, but at least she's had an empty nest- don't you dare take that away from her!?

*Yzma: *Cough* Grandma Hilda *Cough* Believes she sees much of herself in Yzma when she comes around. They're both beautiful and intelligently dangerous women after the throne.

Lieutenant Helga Sinclair and Commander Lyle Rourke: Helga has potential to join her badass bitch club. Rourke on the other hand is a pig-headed American man and... yeah that's it.

Long John Silver: ... Similar to Pete, she can appreciate his good nature. He's a little flirty for her tastes but considering he actually has quite a few worthwhile things to add to the conversation- she can tolerate him.

Captain Gantu and Dr. Hämsterviel: Captain Gantu actually surprised her (Which is not easy!!), and Dr Hämsterviel almost makes her laugh (Also not easy!!).

Alameda Slim: " ... Please, never sing like that near me again. Now sit down."

Michael 'Goob' Yagoobian: She thinks he's disgusting, that's all.

Dr Facilier: By god- its taken 72 years but finally a gentleman's ended up here.

Mother Gothel: "You may be young, but you aren't as beautiful as I... " *Secretly threatened*

King Candy / Turbo: First of all what the fuck is a video game? And second of all- this woman has seen a lot. But whatever that thing is... (Cybug Turbo)... is disturbing.

Prince Hans: Oh, fresh meat- Marvellous. Ursula and Yzma are going to be thrilled. And Hilda has no problem at this point, throwing him to the sharks for a little peace.

Dr Callaghan: Seems reasonable... what's the catch?

Assistant Mayor Bellwether: Hilda cant take the fluffy little sheep in a pantsuit and pearls seriously, no matter how hard she tries.

Tamatoa: ... we're going to need a bigger dining room.

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madmanwonder · 4 months

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Crossover Crack Ship: Dark Regalia/Grimm Queen/Fairest Grimm

Salem:

Evil Queen:

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orginllazyblog · 7 days

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Credit to:

@maliciousmace

They cover up the Queen of Hearts and Scar. So I'll cover up with Ursula, Jafar, Evil Queen, and Hades. Maybe once book 7 is FINALLY complete, I'll do Maleficent or perhaps maliciousmace themselves.

Sorry if it took long as I waited for maliciousmace permission and how long it took me to finish

🐙Ursula🐙:

Oh boy. Yuu woke up by one of the tentacles as they were JUST about to go to sleep

"Tell me, little guppy, where am I?"

"*sigh* You are in Twisted Wonderland where people can do magic and stuff, and you are in my room." *process to go back to sleep*

She did not expect that someone was willing to tell the whole truth as she was about to come up with a deal for Yuu

Honestly, for Yuu, they're gonna just stay up late if the next one shows up late at night as they got up to show the sea witch around Ramshackle as they can't go back to sleep

Introduce to QoH, Scar, and Grim to Ursula to get it over it

"Queen Elizabeth, Scar, and Grim. Meet the sea witch, Ursula. Ursula, her majesty, Queen of Hearts, Queen Elizabeth. Scar, royal family member of the lion pride, King of the Beast. And lastly, Grim, my emotional support cat."

"Hey! 😾"

Oh yeah, Grim can now see the great sev- three spirits (for now)

QoH was happy to have another female companion to talk to as Scar just sleeps like 24/7

"Anyway, going back to bed."

Next morning, now that Yuu got full rest, they told Ursula the whole story. Of how she appear after Azul's overblot and that the world look up to her as one of the great sevens as the sea witch

She was satisfied with the answers, how she was portrayed as one of the powerful historic figure. Guess she didn't need to bribe Yuu to a shady deal

Today is the day where the octo trio, Adeuce, and Jack are going to the museum at the coral sea.

Slight family trip, that your classmates don't know that you're company with three out of the seven spirits

The museum reminded Ursula the Atlantica castle, only Yuu to realize they may have forgot to tell Ursula

"Oh yeah, you may see something you're familiar with. Just please... for keep sake?"

"I know how to keep my anger. You don't have to worry, guppy."

Everyone went to explore around the museum leaving Yuu and Azul alone. Well, technically, Ursula QoH and Scar are stuck following Yuu wherever they go

Azul and Yuu had a deep conversation, with Ursula knowing what made him and her have something in common of being unwelcome in merfolk society

Yuu would go to Montsro Lounge to show Ursula of Azul's business work

Ursula does miss her eels whenever she sees Jade and Floyd

She gave Azul a hug, only this time someone other than Grim was able to feel the cold air

"What's wrong, Azul? Do you have goosebumbs?"

"I just felt a cold air for a second."

"Huh? Okay then."

'OH MA GOD! HE CAN ALSO FEEL-'

Now Yuu is panicking on how can Azul feel the ghost's touch over the past week. If he figures out, Yuu would be caught another shady deal or more like a secret to not tell anyone.

About Crowley, Ursula would see why Yuu is mentally exhausted from all the overblot bullshit

Would join with the other two of pranking Crowley

If Yuu's theory is correct: when the next overblot fight is over, the next ghost would probably become not a ghost...

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🐍Jafar🪔

And would you look at that? Only this time, Yuu was up finishing their homework drinking coffee as they waited for the sourceror of sands to arrive in their room instead of heading to bed

"Why, hello there. I'll get to the point: you are in Twisted Wonderland where people can do magic. As well as there are merfolk, beastman, and fairies and such."

"...Looks like you been to this situation a lot."

"Yeah... you were not the first one here, man. Anyway, I'll introduce you to the other's."

Another introduction for the others well

"Okay, let me test this out."

"Kid, what are you doing?"

Yuu grabbed a tea cup and poured some tea

"I'm not sure if any one of you can eat or drink at this point. It worked well with the Queen of Hearts trying to pet Grim and Ursula by giving a hug to the mer student. So, with absorbing nutrition might work or not."

It did not work, to say the least.

Another morning, only this time, Yuu and Grim were spending the time themselves as winter break is coming to an end. Usually, they would of shown Jafar the Scarabia dorm, but then again, it's better to do it now than later.

Jafar was amazed by how the building almost felt like the old palace he once worked as a noble advisor

Another field trip for the seven-four spirits at the Scarabia Dorm

The first three were fascinated; QoH was amazed of the dorm's architecture, Scar and Ursula love the water fountain.

Everything was going great...that is until:

"Is it me or did I just see the great sand sourceror?"

"You're right! I thought I just saw the King of the Beast."

'Well... I'm fuck.'

Not only that there was one student who was able to feel one of the great seven's, now there are more students and soon the teachers who will see one of the great seven's

It's not like the four can stay at Ramshackle, they have to follow Yuu wherever they go. They can look around, but they have to stick to Yuu's side

School is coming soon, and Yuu needed a plan. There are students who might figure it out soon, so they need a person who is trustworthy

Definitely not Ace or Deuce, Jack? Maybe. It would have been easy if Sam was here with them, but sadly he's not here.

“Why not tell the other ghost staff?”

“Oh! You scare me there. Sorry I haven't been myself, but are you three going to be okay with this? I don't want to drag you guys to this mess.”

“Don't worry youngsters. We have a plan that might pull the trick.”

“Okay, what is it?”

“Here's how it'll go…”

The plan somehow worked out well! The Ramshackle ghosts brought over the other ghosts to meet one of the great seven's and were able to pull off a disguise of the four seven's. So if anyone thought Yuu is surrounded by one of the great seven's, someone would point out they saw one of them in a different location.

What sucks now is Yuu can't hang out with their friends for a long time as they might see a glimpse of one of the great seven's

“Hey, Yuu! Wanna hang out-”

“Sorry. I have homework to do. Bye!”

You know what? It wasn’t so bad as they had Jafar who decided to help out Yuu for keeping their presence quiet by teaching them about ancient incantations and astrology. Which is how Yuu was able to do well in their class.

So far, so good…that is when Yuu was announced to be sent to the Headmage's office. Great..

“Who's this particular Crowley?”

“Well…he's a bit…um.”

“A bitch.”

“Scar!”

“He's not wrong there, guppy.”

Walking to the office, Jafar already hates Crowley as he reminds him of the foolish sultan

“It seems to be true…You are chosen to be the great seven's vessel.”

“...”

If Yuu didn't have a huge grudge before, the four seven spirits wanted to strangle this guy. Yuu tried to hold on, but what's the use if the four are still ghosts

This kept going on for a couple of hours

When everyone settle down, Crowley explain that he figure it out when he caught one of the disguise ghost and promise (for once) to keep their presence quiet by having Yuu stay in their dorm throughout the day and have late night classes with him

It doesn't seem to bad, but the four speak out:

“Now that doesn't seem fair, headmage.”

“If Yuu deserve more, then the best mentors would have to be us, one of the great seven's.”

“You? Teaching the little guppy? Now that is not a good deal, headmage.”

“The four of us will teach them as we are indeed the great seven's.”

In the end, Yuu didn't have to go to class in the next few days if they wanted to. They have the great sevens as their teachers! Well, soon, all of the seven's if they are willing to

Each of them taught Yuu of their own culture and history from their homeland

Yuu's excuse for not attending their regular class was that they have the flu. Only the teachers and staff know the reason

Well, it can’t get any worse…right?

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👑Evil/Beautiful Queen Grimhilde🍎

Before:

Yuu's close friends have been wondering why they haven't seen Yuu after winter break. They were only told they were awfully sick and can't go out

That is when the VDC was around the corner. Ace and Deuce wanted to join the competition, but it wasn't fun when there other but they participated in the 1 million thuamarks

Grim heard the news and asked Yuu if he could participate:

“Pretty please. With a lot of thuamarks, we can buy so much food!”

“Hm…besides food, we do need to upgrade a bit of Ramshackle. Like a laundry washing machineand dryer, more clothes, and much more.”

It took a while, but Grim must keep their presence quiet

A few days later, the VDC group was tasked to stay in Ramshackle Dorm. At this point, Yuu won't trust Crowley's words

But if they are going to stay for a while, why not just tell them to get it over with it

And that's how they meet Rook.

Rook promise to keep it a secret, though Yuu plan to tell the OB boys as they are the reason why the four seven's appear. But the question they still question is why them? Wouldn't it make sense if they are the ones instead of Yuu?

Even the four seven's were questioning that as well

Though they have been focusing on who's going to be the next overblot student, that is someone in Pomefiore

This time, Yuu remembers their dream linking to the great seven's and maybe some clues of the next overblot

Someone who's like the Beautiful Queen…

If Yuu would like to guess, it's the housewarden of Pomefiore, Vil Shoenheit

Turns out…they were right. Luckily, they managed not to let Vil give the poison apple drink to Neige and had their friends to face off Vil's overblot

You can say that the VDC group were shock that Yuu is a company with one of the great seven's themselves

“Yuu, why did you-”

“There's no time! I'll explain later, but this would also be another explanation. Let's bring back Vil by knocking some sense into him!”

“Heck yeah!”

One hour later, the painful battle was over, but the damage of the stadium is the problem other than Yuu keeping the secret that they are the great seven's “vessel”.

Even Malleus was surprise as well, though he was supposed to be surprise

“So…Yuu? Care to explain why you were gone?”

“Yeah, but if you guys win, then I'll consider telling you.”

They didn't win, but Yuu is still going to tell them anyway, and the other OB boys too.

After:

As the VDC event was over, Yuu still had other things they needed to worry about, that is, the beautiful queen herself

To Yuu and the four's surprise, the beautiful queen appearance was crystal clear that she was almost close to being fully human physical, but there was still a ghost fade

“Greetings, your majesty.”

“...You may raise your head, peasant. Can you tell me where I am?”

Another long explanation of Twisted Wonderland and how she appeared by a student who just overblot a few hours ago

And another introduction with the other's

“I think it's time we tell the students who are the reason why you all appear in this world. But from what happened today, tomorrow morning, I'll introduce you to the VDC group and the other students.”

“Wait a minute, we're missing someone. Where's the little kitty cat, Grim?”

Searching for Grim, this time, the five souls didn't need to stick to Yuu's side. Though to be safe as Yuu is magicless, Scar went with them to ensure Yuu's safety as it was nighttime

They did find Grim, but he wasn't himself as he ate another overblot stone and scratched Yuu. Even though Scar thought he could shield Yuu but he’s still a ghost.

He knew he had to take Yuu back to the dorm, but he could only drag their body by the uniform. That is how the Adeuce duo found Yuu on that night

“Y-you are?!”

“Listen here, brats. You need to carry this human child to their dorm while I get this headmage of yours. Understood?”

“Y-yes King of the Beasts!”

Once Yuu was awakened, Ace told them they had run into one of the seven's and were told by Scar to take Yuu back to Ramshackle to be safe from Grim. They even meet the others as they put Yuu back to their room

Yuu told them that the main reason if anyone figured this out, the more dangerous for them to be possible to be target at but they needed to tell the other's who witnessed it as well as the others

But with Grim acting feral, Yuu needs to find him to be sure he's alright

With Crowley hearing the news, Yuu's wounds were treated as he was nervously fangirling his favorite seven's

An explanation to everyone that Grim may soon become dangerous for Yuu and the school as long as “they” don't show up

But that doesn't keep Yuu quiet as they went out with the Aduece duo to go find Yuu only to be told he was already found by a humanoid name Ortho

The three went back to their dorms, even telling Yuu good luck on keeping the seven's well, which brought back to Yuu that they have to deal with one of the scariest one they will be dealing with

If only they knew they would soon get kidnapped…

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💀King of the Underworld, Hades🔥

Before:

“Hi, my name is Yuu. You might be wondering how I got myself into this situation.”

When the Styx robots came to nrc, they thought they were going to get captured, like how the other OB boys, instead they were treated like a VIP

Of course, the five seven's had to company with Yuu, another reason why Styx needs Yuu for some reason

Yuu got that special treatment while the OB boys were stuck together in the basement (?)

Before they got captured, Yuu was about to tell the VDC group how the five of the seven's came to Twisted Wonderland only to be interrupted by the windows getting shattered

As they came to their destination, later known to be the Isle of Lamentation

“Looks dull here.”

“You're majesty…”

“It's true, dear. This place looks so quiet here, and there's barely any entertainment here, little rosie.”

“Hmm…”

“Got anything, Jafar?”

“I feel like I know this place, but I can't seem to recall what exactly.”

So they went through the test for Yuu. The scientists wanted to know if Yuu can possibly use magic now that they are seven’s “vessel” but no signs…yet

Though, Yuu wondered if their friends are okay back at nrc

And would you look at that? Rook and Epel found the location

Yuu could have met Epel before, but they weren't able to back then, and now they get to meet each other

“Have you found Grim, Yuu?”

“So far, no. Even if I ask how he's doing, they wouldn't tell me.”

“Wow… I thought they'll tell you because you're the great seven's vessel.”

“Eh, I couldn't care less of that title. It doesn't suit me. Also, why are you and Rook here?”

Rook and Epel plan to get Vil back while Yuu wanted to at least talk to Grim

Once the boys were done with their test, Idia still hadn't got a clue as to how the five seven spirits appeared in Ramshackle

The only thing he could possibly think is the similarities; coming to Twisted Wonderland from another world

All is going well till Ortho started hacking the Styx systems, and soon Idia overblot

Another long, painful battle as they surprise the OB boys with the five out of sevens on their side.

“Yeah I was meaning to tell you guys this earlier, but fate said they have other plans.”

“Good to know.”

The 6th time Yuu has done another introduction and soon to be 7th once the King of the Underworld appears after, but then again, they weren't sure if he would appear back at Ramshackle or here at the Isle of Lamentation

As for the team, they stick with the Pomefiore trio as they go down down down

“Dimond.”

“Yes, Sand sorcerer?”

“I seem to remember something I said earlier. This place may be where I meet him.”

“You and the King of the Underworld met before?”

“Heh, you could say that.”

“You might want to skip the conversation”, a phantom appear as the team try to knock them out with the lightning spear

Yuu wouldn't imagine how heavy it was

But wait a minute! How can they also carry the heavy weapon if it meant to be used by magic users?

Hours and hours, everyone managed to meet up and focus on taking down of the Shroud brothers

By the time, Idia and Ortho were defeated but almost fell completely to the hole that supposedly led to Tartarus. Only this time, Yuu was the one that jumped to save not only the Grim but the Shroud brothers as well

The five freak out of Yuu's silly action

The only thing they remember before they pass out was seeing a tall man figure

“...God?”

After:

Waking up, they somehow are back at Night Raven College only to be in one of the beds at the nurse office

‘Hold up, wait a minute! How am I here? Wasn't I at the Isle of Lamentation along with the others?’

“Oh good! You're awake. Hey there, kiddo, Hades here. God of the Underworld, how are you?”

“...Oh.”

Hades, God of the Underworld, now enter the group chat

While Yuu was knocked out, Idia took care of repairing Ramshackle, but the money for food and clothes would be different

Hades gift Yuu gems which brought them into tears

Grim came and cried to Yuu of how he’s sorry for scratching them

Crewel also came in to ensure Yuu is good to go, but where would they and Grim stay while Ramshackle is getting repair

“Oh yeah that’s right. What's your name again, kid?”

“My name is Yuu, your majesty.”

“No need with “your majesty” that kind of bullshit. Just call me Hades, okay?”

“Yes…Hades.”

“There you go! That's the spirit!”

This might be Yuu first laugh as they haven't had a good laugh since they arrive into this world, and it was Hades himself

It come to realization that the other seven spirits are not with them

“Hades, can I ask you a question?”

“Ask away.”

“Where are the others? Before you appear, the five didn't fully have a physical form and stayed as a ghost, as well as stay around me.”

“Oh yeeaaah. About that.”

Earlier, it was Hades who managed to save Yuu, Idia, and Grim from falling to Tartarus. As for Ortho, Grim swallowed the USB and spit it out with the help of Rook

With Hades awaken, the five were able to have a full physical form

The rest went back to Sage Island as for the six seven's and Yuu stay for more questioning

The five were worried that Yuu slept for almost a day, Hades reminded them that they were okay and that they just needed some rest

Oh yeah, Hades definitely remembers meeting Jafar. Let's just say Jafar doesn't want to remember as Hades began annoying him

“Hey, Jaffy! It's been a while, huh?”

“And I'm slowly wanting to forget about you.”

“Hey uncle.”

“Hey! Ursula! You're here too?”

This time, Ursula explained to Hades everything of what happened and that they were brought here to question Yuu

Back to the present, Yuu shows around Ignihyde Dorm to show Hades around, and to his surprise, it's way more advanced with the technology he's not familiar with

Speaking of which, the rest were at the main building and NOT arguing to a certain crow man

They were relieved that Yuu now awake from their long slumber

“Oh yeah, that reminds me. Yuu, we need to talk about something that happened while you were resting.”

“Did I miss something?”

“Yuu, we know that you're magicless when we start getting used to being around here. We were concerned for your safety as we couldn't do anything to protect but watch. That is until the Shroud director told us the wonderful news.”

“You'll be able to wield magic pretty soon.”

“...But how is that possible?”

Yeah, how is that possible for Yuu? Was it awakening the seven's? No, they would have wielded magic before but but no signs of it. Then was Hades appearing that gave Yuu to use magic?

“Yeah... They still don't know, but hey, you get to learn how to wield fire just like me.”

“Hades, no! They need to learn the basics first.”

“Aaaww, you're no fun, Jaffy.”

“Can you not!”

“They act like an old married couple.”

“Yeah, I could see that.”

Now…If only this sweet moment could last. That is until she’ll be awakened later

#twisted wonderland #twst great sevens #disney ursula #disney scar #queen of hearts #disney jafar #disney evil queen #disney hades

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soprinceblizzard · 1 year

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Raven with OG Evil Queen @shiningharmony

#twisted wonderland au #twisted wonderland #ever after high au #raven queen #Disney Evil Queen

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ardeatheblueheron · 11 months

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Who's the best setter of them all?"

You can't tell me that when it comes to Disney villains, Oikawa wouldn't be the Evil Queen.

#ArdeaTheBluheron #my art #oikawa tooru #haikyuu #haikyuu oikawa #haikyuu oikawa tooru #haikyuu setters #disney #disney villains #disney evil queen #OIKS IS THE BEST SETTER #(according to him at least)

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sanyu-thewitch05 · 2 years

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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 1／4

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜

Everyone knows how the Great Seven were defeated or died. Jafar turned into a genie and was killed, Maleficent: was stabbed to death, The Queen of Hearts: was humiliated in front of her peers, The Evil Queen fell off a cliff, Scar: was mauled by hyenas, and Ursula, was also stabbed to death, and finally Hades: punched into the River Styx. The princess gets a happily ever after blah, blah, blah, blech. But did anyone really think that people with such magnificent power could die that easily? None of it makes sense! Luckily, the stories don't end when the hero and princess get a happily ever after. Since this is my favorite villain, I'll start with Jafar.

Jafar is an intelligent man. He had a backup plan for everything, including his own death. When he turned into a genie, he became pure magical energy. Since energy can neither be destroyed nor created, Jafar's remains were well and alive inside the Cave of Wonders. Surprisingly, the Cave of Wonders doesn't let the lava run for long. After a couple of minutes, it stops and returns to its normal sandy state. His red dust swished into the partially melted lamp and rebuilt his body from scratch. There, his body stayed for two years until a young lady from the Land of Desert Flowers crashed into the Cave of Wonders.

The girl's name was Rose in the Night, for she is a desert beauty that shines in the desert darkness. The beautiful girl walked into the Cave of Wonders and picked up a dark lamp that gleamed in the moonlight. She rubbed it, and Jafar's reformed body rose out of the magic lamp to greet the desert beauty.

"I can grant you three wishes. Whatever you want, whenever you want. Just say the magic words." Jafar said, giving Rose in the Night a mischievous smirk.

"For my first wish, I wish you had a physical body!" Rose in the Night exclaims, making Jafar's eyes widen.

"Anything you say, my dear, Rose!" Jafar stated, snapping his fingers.

The two spent more time together in the Cave of Wonders, and eventually, they fell in love. Jafar taught the secluded desert flower more about the world and what to see. One day Rose in the Night asked Jafar for a simple wish.

"Jafar, I wish for a child with you!"

Jafar kissed Rose in the Night while snapping his fingers. Pink silk sheets and a velvet bed appeared, and the couple stayed entangled until morning. Nine months later, a beautiful baby girl with Jafar's red eyes was born. A girl named after her mother. A girl named Night Flower.

Next, we'll be moving on to the Queen of Hearts. The Queen of Hearts, real name Amorae Hearts, fled the castle on her 18th birthday for a small town in Wonderland. When Alice first came to Wonderland, Amorae was only 14. Self-conscious, awkward looking, weird, everything The Queen of Hearts felt during her rule. Those insecurities let her royal advisors and court advisors take advantage of her. They encouraged her to make decisions that made her look unstable, unreasonable, and out of her mind. You name it.

When Alice left Wonderland, The Queen of Hearts was officially humiliated by her entire kingdom. So, she became a recluse and stayed in her chambers till her 18th birthday. On the eve of her 18th birthday, Amorae snuck out and left for the Valley of Tarts. She met a wizard who cooked magical delights and worked in his bakery. The two did their magic in the kitchen and served sweets, loaves of bread, cakes, and scones to the citizens of Wonderland. After almost a year of living together, a bun in the oven with red hair was born. The red-haired girl's name is Elizabeth. A girl who is the lost princess of Wonderland.

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The Evil Queen, Regina Grimhilde, fell off a cliff and was rumored to have died. However, Regina only fell 10 feet before rolling down a hill to the middle of the woods. Regina walked to her old castle with bruises, cuts, and no memory of her true identity. Her home was ransacked and full of dust. So, she sought refuge in the woods until a prince, Romulus the Good, found her. He nursed and cared for her, and eventually got a crush on the amnesiac queen. He brought her to the local village, around the lake, and introduced her to his friends.

It wasn't until Romulus took Regina to his friend's dinner party that the others realized her true identity. Their faces of disgust, fear, and anger made her memories flood back in a painful wave. Realizing she might die, Regina fled the table despite Rome's pleads and went to the dressing room. She touched the mirror and went through it, going back to where everything started. The poor queen stayed in the complete darkness of her castle, sticking to her bed, fearing for her life. After five days, a familiar voice had disturbed the queen's wallowing.

"My love! My love! Where are you?" Romulus screamed from outside Regina's window. "It's alright to come out! My friends won't bother you anymore!"

Regina peeked from under the covers and slowly got up to look out the window. She sighed as the sunlight shined on her paling skin and waved hi to Romulus.

"My love, won't you please let me in?" Romulus pleaded, looking at thinning young woman.

"There are stairs around the back. Follow those, and you should be in my room," Regina instructed, going back to her bed.

Within minutes, Romulus appeared in Regina's room, cradling her body.

"Romulus, go back to your life and friends. Let me be here with my old castle," Regina said, grabbing her stuffed black cat doll that she had kept hidden away.

"Regina, I can't go back to my former life. Not without you. We can rebuild this castle together and live here for the rest of our lives," Romulus replied, hugging Regina.

Romulus had left out the part about his former royal friends outcasting him. He didn't care about royalty and fancy parties and dresses despite being a prince himself. He just wanted a simple life and family. His ideal life was more than a dream with Regina. On February 1st, Regina went into labor and bore a baby girl at midnight under the full moon. The two lovers spent their time caring for the child and repairing Regina's castle. The family spent their days happily, not giving a shit if a Prince Charming didn't invite them to another party or dinner.

Maleficent's story is similar to Regina's in two ways. One, they are the respected queen of evil. Two, Remus is Romulus's twin brother, making the evil queen's fate intertwined. Maleficent didn't die due to human ignorance and dragon biology. Phillip's sword couldn't pass through the multiple layers of dragon skin. Maleficent's heart is also near her stomach in dragon form, so it was essentially like her boobs getting a paper cut. She went to her chambers and watched as Aurora and Phillip rode off into the sunset. She put down her hair and ran a bath, brooding over her horrible day.

"I can't believe a measly human beat me!" Maleficent growled, her nails scratching the tub. "I swear I'll have my revenge!"

Blood filled the tub, and eventually, Maleficent cast a spell to heal her wound. She walks back to her bedroom and collapses onto the bed, sleeping till dawn.

"Hello! Hello! Is anybody in there?" A voice screamed from outside, disturbing the dragon fae.

Maleficent stomps down the stairs and throws open the door.

"What is it, you pathetic human?!" Maleficent screamed, her eyes dilating.

"Oh! Sorry, I was looking for a place to stay while I navigate where my brother's new palace is. He has a new fiance, but I think you might know her?" Remus rambled, annoying Maleficent.

"If she's royalty, then, unfortunately, I do know her. Feel free to take the guest bedroom upstairs. But you'll have to cook your own meals," Maleficent answered, letting in his castle.

"Thank you, kind woman! I promise I'll be out of your hair in a couple of days!" Remus exclaims, hugging Maleficent.

Remus's words shook Maleficent's core. No one had ever spoken such words to her. Maybe having the human around isn't that bad after all. A week later, the two had gotten themselves drunk drinking Fairy Nectar. A popular, sweet, alcoholic drink made from fresh yeast and nectar from blooming flowers. The two had a one-night stand, and like a spring flower bulb, a baby was growing inside Maleficent's womb.

"Remus! Come in here! Something's wrong!" Maleficent screamed, looking at her bulging stomach.

"Yes, honey!" Remus yelled, running into the room.

"If I have been eating nothing but healthy foods, why is my stomach starting to bulge?!" Maleficent screamed, pointing at her stomach. "My shirt can barely fit me anymore!"

As soon as Maleficent said that sentence, she bent over in pain as the twin girls kicked her stomach. Remus rushed her to the hospital, and they performed a pregnancy test on her. The results were positive.

"No! No! No! NO! I can't be pregnant! It was only one time! There's no way I can afford a baby!" Maleficent shrieked, clinging to her boyfriend, Remus.

"Two babies. You're having twins," The doctor explained, pointing to the monitor on the screen as she performed an ultrasound.

"OOOH!" Maleficent groaned, making the twins move again.

"I'll take care of the babies! Marry me!" Remus exclaimed, getting down on one knee in the doctor's office. "You can even move into my castle!"

"Well, as long as we have enough money to raise them...sure! I'll marry you," Maleficent answered, slipping on Remus's engagement ring.

The two got married on Beltane and had their twins born on the Winter Solstice, Yule.

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The dark maned lion, Scar, had supposedly been eaten by hyenas. Though his nephew, Simba, was willing to deny the biological reality of Scar, a relatively healthy male lion, being eaten by hyenas. So, the rumor of Scar being dead spread across the Pride Lands, now named Afterglow Savanna, and life continued for most animals. However, Scar was roaming the outer edges of the Pride Lands, taking down gazelles, zebras, and baboons. He met a lioness beast woman who seemed to have an affinity for the craft and animals. The two slept together and had a baby named after her father. The family spent their days hunting prey and, at some point, got curious about the human lifestyle. The witch lioness cast a spell to hide their tails and ears, and the family moved to New York. Everything was good until Scarletta's mother didn't come back home, and when Scar went to look for her, he disappeared too. Little Scarletta was left alone and seeking refuge with her only family in Twisted Wonderland, the Kingscholars.

Ursula's story is an odd one. Rarely do the children of villains and heroes ever get together and have children, but it does happen. Though social stigma in Twisted Wonderland usually keeps the children outcasts and makes them befriend other people like them. Unless they keep their true heritage a secret or pick whether they are a child of royalty or villainy.

When Ursula got stabbed, her body fat protected her wound from being fatal, but unfortunately, she had nowhere to go. Liking her ocean home, she swam to the beach of Punta Rasa in the human world. Ursula did another spell to transform her into a wizard but caught the eye of a sea wizard studying on the beach. Ursula and the sea wizard began to teach each other magic spells, and eventually, they conceived a baby boy named Valentino. The mages moved back to Twisted Wonderland and into a cave in the Coral Sea. Valentino spent his childhood being a victim of bullying due to his octopus arms as Atlantica began to associate octopus-mermaids with his mother, Ursula. Unfortunately, there was no saying he wasn't related to Ursula as he loved her and was proud she was his mother. His favorite moments were when she cooked Dulce de leche. Valentino walked through life being proud of his heritage and met a mermaid with tan-brown skin and long curly black hair at 16 named Maria. The teens met up in secret and explored human foods, not caring that their parents and grandparents were former enemies. A couple of months later, Maria and Valentino had their first baby girl, Merida. The following year, they had another baby girl named Lacene. A year later, they had a baby named Darlene. A year later, another baby named Carla was born, nicknamed Carlita by her family. Then another baby named Caitlyn. Finally, they had twin girls named Merisa and Merliah. Seven sisters, all within seven years. Each is born with their own power passed down through generations of sea witches.

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Like most things in Twisted Wonderland, the stories and sometimes the beings in the world are twisted, hence the fitting name of Twisted Wonderland. But Hades's tale is twisted in a good way. After falling into the River Styx, he ended up in the mortal realm. Specifically, Persephone's home with her mother Demeter and her nymph friends. Persephone pulled Hades out of the river by his robes and attempted to light his extinguished hair. Surprisingly, lighting Hade's hair on fire and feeding him hot food reignited his spark. Once he woke up, Hades's thanked the goddess and began to make his way back to the Underworld. Unfortunately, Hades's powers were significantly drained due to exhaustion. Forced to stay in the mortal realm, Hades let Persephone care for him until his powers returned. They were like this for months until the humans complained about crops not growing and wilting as soon as they bloomed. Soon the gods and goddesses got angry due to the lack of offerings and came to Demeter to demand answers.

"DEMETER!" Zeus roared, lightning striking the dry fields.

"Please don't get angry! You could start a fire!" Demeter yelled back, looking at the nymphs racing to put out the sparks.

"Why haven't the crops been growing? It's the middle of spring, and there's been plenty of rain!" Zeus aggressively asked, thunder bursting through the sky.

More dark clouds began to form around the fields, and soon enough, a fire had started in the cornfields. Poseidon ran out to stop it with the other water nymphs. Meanwhile, Dionysus voiced his discontent with the agricultural predicament.

"I haven't gotten offerings of wine in weeks. I think I'm-I'm becoming sober! I'm the god of wine, for fucks sake! I shouldn't be sober!" Dionysus exclaimed, beginning to panic at the newfound clarity of being sober.

"I say a couple of weeks being sober might help you. And for your information, I don't know why the crops aren't growing. It's like someone cursed the crops to die," Demeter said, looking at the newly sprouted flower that's already beginning to wilt.

"Wait a minute...death...HADES!" Zeus yelled again, making another fire in the fields.

Zeus marched to the Underworld to find his brother Hades.

"Hades! Hades! Open up! I know you're there!" Zeus yelled, pounding on the castle doors.

"He actually isn't there. He hasn't been here in months. Last I heard, he was hanging out with some secret chic in the human world," Hecate said, filing her nails. "You might have luck if you get one of Cerberus pups and track him down."

Zeus grabbed one of Cerberus's puppies and let the puppy sniff Hades's robes. The two-headed dog ran off into the human world and to Demeter's home. He blew past the fields and to a flower-filled room. He burst through the doors and tackled Hades, licking his face.

"Down, boy! Down!" Hades said, petting the dog. "Uh-oh."

"Hades, whatever spell you have cast on the human's fields needs to stop," Zeus said, not noticing Persephone.

"Umm...I would love to help you, but I haven't cast any spells. My powers are now just starting to come back to their former prestige. If the crops are dying, I'm not to blame," Hades stated, putting the Underworld puppy on a pillow.

Persephone runs to the bathroom and throws up some more.

"Hades! Hold me!" Persephone whined, throwing herself onto Hades.

"Sorry, brother, we've been dealing with this for quite a while now. The only thing that seems to satisfy her is fruits, desserts, junk food, and oysters. I hope you find whatever is killing the crops," Hades said, surprising his older brother that he's not scheming.

"Well, ok then. I'll see you later," Zeus said, shock still painting his face.

Zeus floated back into Mount Olympus without saying a word and went back to bed. Hades walked out of Persephone's room and went back to the Underworld to pick a pomegranate as an ingredient for a chocolate cake. Demeter, however, went to her daughter's room and noticed Persephone's ill state.

"Persephone, my dear daughter, what's happened to you? Your skin is so pale, and your stomach has gotten big!" Demeter asked, lifting a disoriented Persephone. "I'm taking you to see Eileithyia!"

Demeter scooped her daughter up, carrying her to Mount Olympus, and flew her to Eileithyia's home.

"Please, help my daughter!" Demeter pleaded, startling the goddess in doctor clothes.

Eileithyia jumped into action and lay Persephone on the couch. She touches Persephone's stomach and sees a baby with a small flame on top of her head.

"Demeter, Persephone is pregnant with Hades's child, looks like a baby girl maybe four months along. How did this happen? I thought Hades was in the River Styx," Eileithyia asked, looking at a furious Demeter.

"Persephone, how did this happen?" Demeter growled, scaring Persephone a bit.

"I rescued Hades from the river flowing through the crop fields months ago. His powers weren't full when I rescued him, so I let Hades stay with me until he was back to normal. One thing led to another, and sparks started to fly. We had sex, and now we're here," Persephone explains, sitting up on the couch. "Can I go home now?"

"Nothing's keeping you here, darling," Eilethyia answered, removing her hands from Persephone's stomach. "Here's some prenatal pills and an info foldable about pregnancy."

Persephone traveled back to her room, ignoring her angry mother, who was furious about Hades's existence in her household. When Persephone arrived, she saw a small chocolate cake with pomegranate seeds on top. Hades reveals himself and hugs Persephone kissing her.

"Ta-dah! I made you a mini cake! I was waiting for you," Hades squeals, giving Persephone a fork.

"Hades, I'm pregnant. That's why I've been sick all this time. I found out a couple of minutes ago when my mom took me to Olympus," Persephone says, seeing Hades's fire hair turn into normal hair.

"Persephone, this is wonderful! I never thought I could create life, only take and destroy it!" Hades exclaims, spinning Persephone around. "I'm going to be a dad! We're going to be parents!"

Demeter hears the noise and rushes to Persephone's room to see Hades holding her. A wave of fury courses through her body but stops at the sight of her daughter happy. Hades and Persephone turn around to face Demeter, and she smiles at them, with tears beginning to form.

"I wish you two the best of luck, and I wish my granddaughter a happy life," Demeter said, giving Hades an approving nod.

Persephone and Hades ate the chocolate dessert together and returned to the Underworld. On March 20th, Persephone gave birth to a baby girl with Hades's hair color and shining blue dimples. On the outside of her nursery, dark blue flowers grew along the walls that weren't a creation of Persephone.

Part 2

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