#don’t enable this

[fluffysquidcat]

With great fluffiness comes great responsibility

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-Independent, highly-selective Alpine Barnes ask blog

-Inspired by a heck of a lot of headcanons

-It’s fucking Alpine idk what else to say

Rules under cut ->

-NO NSFW ITS A CAT

-SUPER low activity if any at all

-Alpine is a Flerken good luck

-Literally just send whatever questions I’ll get to them

———Will flesh out everything else later if I feel up to it———

It’s Wynn again :3

#I believe this is called #committing to the bit #please DNI #everyone #don’t enable this #I’m #in fucking tears #over this #pinned post #intro #alpine the cat

[bellwethers]

Boo hoo did someone use spirit magic to blow up your factory?

#ahh I’m trying out a sketchier/chibi style #I kinda hate refining my drawings too much but then also don’t like them when they’re too messy so I can’t win #anyways I love them both #enablers #fanart #atla #atla fanart #avatar #avatar the last airbender #the last airbender #atla katara #katara #atla aang #aang #avatar aang

[miyukisluv]

that’s how the scene went, right?

#don’t think i didn’t see that zoro #zoro the luffy enabler #my art #one piece #one piece fanart #opla #one piece live action #zoro #luffy #one piece art #one piece funny #zolu fanart #nami #op #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro

[comradekatara]

I think it’s so funny during the exchange on the balloon when sokka is like, “yeah being good at war seems to run in the family,” and zuko gets all defensive and goes, “hold on, not everyone is like that!” and at first sokka thinks he’s talking about himself, but then zuko reveals that he’s talking about his uncle. and sokka just has to sit there mentally calculating whether it would be a good idea to bring up the fact that historically, his uncle is great at war. if i had to attempt to transcribe his inner monologue in that moment it would just be “don’t bring up the dragon of the west don’t bring up the dragon of the west this guy is willingly sacrificing his life for your self-indulgent suicide mission you need him on your side don’t bring up the dragon of the west…” at which point he then looks back up at zuko and says thru gritted teeth, “haha yeah. no, cuz like, totally. for sure.”

#I think if zuko HAD been talking about himself tho sokka would’ve gone thru a similar mental calculation #‘don’t agree with him in a way that bitchily implies that he’s bad at war due to his incompetence DO NOT INSULT HIS INTELLIGENCE etc etc’ #zuko is currently enabling at least 12 of sokka’s mental illnesses so sokka just has to sit there like ‘whatever u say man’ #👍🏽😬👍🏽 #<- sokka emoji #zuko #sokka #iroh #sokkaxzuko #iroh&zuko #iroh&sokka

[deadsetobsessions]

Headmaster Dumbledore is sure that the ghosts of Hogwarts were hiding something. He’d be the first to admit that he’s nosy when it came to things like these, but he simply doesn’t have the time. Whatever that lingered these halls, he’s sure does not mean Hogwarts any harm. The ghosts would not protect it if it did.

Albus Dumbledore Hummer around a lemon drop as his quill scratched over endless parchment paper.

His wand glowed green for a brief second, an acknowledgement, and settled down into its current owner’s hold.

——

Danny Phantom hadn’t thought the castle he found during the summer months in this universe would be… so full of life. Not when there were ghosts, floating around like the castle were their own home.

Magic.

They were ghosts made of magic.

His core struggled, at first, to survive. Then, it took the magic and thrived.

He floated, invisible amongst the glittering candles beneath the imitated night sky, and watched students file in.

Quite different, from his own entrance.

He had floated into the tower, having felt a hint of resistance that he knew now were the castle wards. The ghosts, what he thought were ghosts before he realized ectoplasmic ghosts existed, stopped dead. Hah.

The shades dancing and whirling and conversing froze as he entered the tower. Life and death, and the beings that walked the line, stopped at the arrival of the One Who is the Line. The boy king wreathed in black and green glanced around.

“Hello. I’m Phantom.”

“The High King,” a ghost whispered. “Our king.”

“He’s an American?” Another one asked, scandalized. Danny, surrounded by those who he recognized as his, cracked the first smile he’s had in a while.

“Who cares? He’s…” The knight sunk to his knees, bowing with his ghostly sword in front of him.

The ghosts bowed. Danny floated in further. “Can you tell me where I am?”

“Of course.”

——

Now… he’s watching the children get Sorted. Weird, for a hat to decide your classmates, but whatever.

Harry Potter’s name is called, and the whispers broke out. He doesn’t know why, but Danny couldn’t ask the ghosts. They barely know the current headmaster, as the dead generally care only for their own times.

Danny decides to visit the lake octopus. Lake squid? Something like that. The mer people beneath the waters liked him, the last time he went. The Sorting is put out of Danny’s mind. He’s dead now, too. The only thing he cares about now is to explore the vast halls of Hogwarts and the occasional visit to the kitchen to steal some food for his living body.

(Thank the Ancients he found a house elf who knew what seasoning was.)

(Sometimes, Danny flew to where his home would have been and gets comfort food at the nearest town. He missed it, but he can’t go back.)

The ghosts know by now to call for Phantom should they need something (“I’m American,” he joked at the ghost. “We’re not big on kings. You can just call me Phantom.”)

——

The third year he’s there, Danny feels the effects of Clockwork’s power. When he investigates, it’s the red headed girl he once saw leaving the library, paper clutched in her hand.

She helped save one of his subjects, so he owes her. Plus, if she’s using Clockwork’s powers, this Hermione has potential.

And… she’s using it to study.

She reminds him of Jazz.

——

A wave of ice crackled and froze the fleeing rat and the feral wolf man.

“What?!” Harry screeched to a stop, eyes wide at the ghost child in front of him.

Danny turned, and landed gently on the ground. Snape snarled at him in suspicion. Danny allowed himself to become living again, black hair and blue eyes and tan skin replacing the white, green, black thing his dead form had.

“Who’re you?” The red-headed boy, Ron?, asked him through gritted teeth.

Danny smiled at them, dimples appearing. “A friend.”

Before the trio and co. could say anything, Danny whips his head around, palm coming up.

“Stop.” He orders. The creeping sense of cold and dread shuttered to a stop. “Go over there,” he said, and the dementors, hovering at the edge of his periphery obeyed. Danny turned back to the mildly terrified and flummoxed group.

“Let’s go. You’re all going to catch a cold, if you don’t move it. Especially you, scrawny and greasy.” He pointed at the godfather and Snape.

——

“Hey, Danny?”

“What, Harry?”

“Why’d you help us? I mean, you said you didn’t want to involve yourself in stuff like that.”

Danny hummed, wisped tail curling up against him as he soaked in the sun’s rays. “Because you reminded me of myself. And in the end, you died.”

“You literally brought me back,” Harry deadpanned, remembering the place between life and death, and how the angry Danny was when he stormed onto that train platform. The King had taken him by the scruff of his shirt collar like a particularly incensed mother cat, and dragged him off away from a puzzled Dumbledore.

“You were being stupid. You’re too young to die.”

“Like you?”

Danny snorted. “Nah. I didn’t have a choice.”

#danny phantom #harry potter #no I don’t like j.k. Rowling nor do I support her views #Danny is sad ghost boi in Hogwarts #he’s got a magical core now but through like adaptation and osmosis or some shit #magic simply doesn’t work on him bc he’s a ghost adjacent #Danny is the mom friend #you wouldn’t think so but he is #totally an enabler but also a mom #Hermione being Clockwork’s fav

[phoenixmetaphor]

he’s hit the catnip a little too hard

#my fanart #leon kennedy #resident evil #april fools #april 1 #catboy!leon #i have been feral all day #pvp enabled ⚔️ #don’t look for an explaination on this one there isnt one #just get booped #get fuckin’ booped

[yashley]

Say something true!

#critical role #ygifs #imogearne #imogen x fearne #when you’re taking a picture of the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and the camera falls back and fucking decks you in the face #fearne going it’s ok you don’t need to confess I know~~ while imogen interrupts to say ‘’you’re a loser’’ they drive me NUTSkljsgdlkjs #also my brain is a little beehive cos these two Started with Fearne being the enabler to darker things while imogen was cautious #to fearne Seeing imogen about to be lost to ruidus and hardveering into panic that the power would never be worth losing her #to imogen hearing fearne hesitate and deny the shard and then telling fearne she should do it anyway #the way these two handle the other's Sways in darkness in such a Knowing way - ‘’Are you sure it wasn’t intentional?’’ #there’s like this ping and before it was encouraging and now fearne is scared and imogen is enabling the risk #and it’s like either imogen is silently ensuring laudna’s safety by fearne taking the shard despite any risk #or imogen honestly believes that fearne is stronger even than the power she would embrace. There is no risk. Fearne will conquer this. #so it’s like is it ulterior motives or is it faith or is it hypocrisy or is it all three at once it's so good #imogen spending her entire life running from her power so isn’t it so much easier to tell fearne she can just do it while imogen couldn’t #or is it just her genuinely encouraging fearne from Knowing the aftermath of pursuing the power #but it's like imogen ...... why would fearne choose you over the possibility for power when she's never done that before #and is this insistence/encouragement going to actually reassure fearne or is it going to be another crack #and when they do the ritual fearne asks imogen to be the one to take her out and imogen tries to comfort her by agreeing #and fearne looks on sadly and nods #remembering when she was asked to be the one to take imogen out and all fearne knew was that she couldn’t #anyway imogen's face when fearne said you're in love with me imogen said NOT NOWDSHKJF

[warlenys]

wilson is sosososoooo crazy batshit interesting guy who cares so much he can only love someone if they need him. cares so much that he can’t truly love, he can only care. all of his relationships are about him caring so much and giving so much and sacrificing so much being so selfless that he ends up just resenting the other person. house is the only person he manages to be selfish with but however also house is the king of neediness he needs more than anyone and so wilson’s more selfless for house than he is for anyone else. and it’s posited that the reason their relationship doesn’t end is because house’s neediness is so deep and so much that it’ll never end but this isn’t true. in holding on wilson realises that house’s need for him and his selflessness for house aren’t products of his need to be needed but instead products of his love. his love for house. that’s what sets their relationship apart. house is the only person who needs wilson purely out of love and house is the only person who wilson loves purely out of love. wilson doesn’t love house because of his need to care, he cares for house because he loves him. he doesn’t want to fix house he just wants to fuck him. basically

#you need me and i don’t think that’s a bad thing anymore!!!!!!! #he regularly tried to run away from his enabling of house from his selflessness for him #he didn’t want to be needed by him because he didn’t want it to be like all his other failed relationships #but their relationship isn’t built on wilson’s need to be needed pathology it’s just built on love. horror #amber also half fits this but she didn’t stick around long enough to prove it completely lmao #house md #hilson #+

[werepires]

Reminder you don’t have to coddle your faves, especially when their opinions support a narrative that enables ethnic cleansing and genocide

#I don’t doubt he means well #but this kind of thinking is exactly what enables Israel to keep bombing while western countries watch and do nothing to stop them #hope he’ll listen and reconsider #fandom wank #current events #Palestine

[elodieunderglass]

Tumblr if I put this on my car it would legally allow drivers to hunt me like a deer

#I don’t even drive #this would endanger my family #enabling PvP in real life

[salty-an-disco]

i will be the enabler. contrahero 4. 🗣️🙏

4. After an argument

“Why are they sitting like that?”

“They just had a fight.”

“But they’re holding hands…”

“They don’t like it when they fight.”

#slowly but steady making my way through the reqs!! #was thinkin’ about this one in specific for so long. and both excited and scared to get to this akmsskdmdj #excited cuz post-argument scenarios are very dear to me. scared cuz the image I have in mind was pretty difficult to get right lol #I managed tho!!! #and here they are!!!! #akmkkskdkd thanks for the enablement <3 #it came a bit later. but it came!! #slay the princess #contrahero #voice of the hero #voice of the contrarian #stp voices #mailbox #sal draws #not linking the list on these anymore. cuz I don’t feel like doing more reqs lmao #just doing the ones already in my inbox #(unless it’s more contrahero. I can always make exceptions for more contrahero)

[rist-ix]

Hi Rist 👋

How are you doing? I hope school/work/life are treating you nicely.

I was scrolling through Pinterest and I found this necklace.

Naturally I thought of out favorite Winx pair so I got wondering, how would Soarked! Valtor and Tbhtbh! Valtor react after finding out Bloom got a necklace like this, except one half is gold with a blue gem and the other half is silver with a burgundy gem, and she got it while thinking of him?

Eager to see your reply! Btw don’t forget to stay hydrated and take care of yourself 💙

Slay. I'm a sucker for dramatic jewelry, this is right up my alley. I also think Valtor would NOT be outdone and immediately rush to get an even more on-the-nose statement piece. Or maybe skip that step and go straight for the wedding rings.

#asks #sparxshipping #I don’t think he's much of a jewelry person #his design tends to favor layered fabrics and ruffles and all that #but I DO think he'd commit to the bit and break away from that if sufficiently provoked (enabled) #and he does have those golden highlights on his vest buttons and so on so that could tie in nicely

[roseandgold137]

No one wants to see art of “Tim and his boyfriends” yall would literally ship Tim with a stick if it got near him its embarassing

Ship Timstick for clear skin

#idk if it’s weird or impressive how you managed to send this ask like. Immediately after I enabled them #were you like lurking in wait or what #anyways anon asks are now disabled if you’re gonna send hate don’t be a coward abt it #timstick #I spent too much time on this drawing

[hana-mural]

the dark hour

#fanart #persona 3 #persona 3 makoto #art #makoto yuki #minato arisato #memento mori #persona 3 reload #hrmmmmmmmmm #I don’t know what enabled me to be able to draw this #it was just like…. #boom #I really like this though

[archivistofnerddom]

Bad Batch AU Idea:

Fives survives. He reconnects with Echo after the latter is saved from Skako Minor, though Fives doesn’t join the Bad Batch when Echo does. He is happy that his brother and fellow Domino is alive and with a squad that will support him at this stage of his life.

Since Fives doesn’t have his chip in anymore, Order 66 doesn’t affect him.

He manages to get away from wherever he’s at and tracks down Echo and the rest of the Batch. When Fives does catch up with them, they’ve lost Crosshair, gained Omega, and fled Kamino. Fives is relieved to see them relatively in one piece, though he’s sad to learn about what happened with Cross.

But then, Omega’s there — and Fives immediately shifts into Chaotic Influencer of Little Sisters mode upon meeting her.

Hunter develops even more grey hair. Wrecker likes Fives a little too much. Tech impresses Fives with his Ludicrous Ideas and reckless flying. Omega loves that she’s gained another brother, as unexpected as it was.

And Echo is simultaneously so happy to have Fives with them and mildly concerned when Fives and Omega team up very quickly to prank him. (He winds up with bumper stickers all over his armor and glitter paint on his scomp, and no one will own up to doing that. Echo knows who did it and isn’t mad about it all. It means that they love him.)

#random bad batch AU idea #fives lives au #he joins the Bad Batch after Order 66 #and just chaotically vibes with Omega way to well #hunter doesn’t need any more stress but oh well! #wrecker and tech don’t seem to mind that he’s there #and echo likes having his twin around #guess who further enables omega’s feral chaos? it’s fives! #domino twins #tcw fives #tbb echo #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #star wars #the bad batch #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives

[pedropascll]

Why worry about real life when I could write fanfiction about whatever fictional universe I’m currently hyper-fixated on 😃

#I have so many WIPs it’s getting ridiculous and I want to finish them all but don’t have the motivation #but writing them is also enabling me to ignore IRL worries so!!! anyways #is it HP? is it marvel? is it top gun maverick? is it stranger things? is it bloody avatar way of water?? 🥲 all of the above #fanfiction #fanfic writing #lauren speaks