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innoctemastra · 1 year

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for pure comedy

#disney #winnie the pooh #disneyedit #filmedit #winnie the pooh 2011 #cartoon #funny #animationsource #animationdaily #animation #movie scenes #pooh #rabbit #piglet #dumb humor

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httplovecraft1890 · 9 months

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Has this been done yet

#sxf #spy x family #dumb humor #dumb jokes #yor briar #yor briar forger #yor forger

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braindamaged007 · 1 year

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none-pet · 10 months

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Draco Malfoy and… how doing things again may cause headaches.

... Or how Harry had his gay awakening. _______________________________________________ Little snippet from my Fic - Part 4 Draco Malfoy and… how doing things again may cause headaches. Chapter 6 _______________________________________________

The Abraxas horses came into view and the Beauxbatons delegation soon came out of the carriage. All clad in those flimsy and elegant blue robes that, for some reason, had Harry imagining Draco on. He was sure the blonde would look stunning in them, he was just as pretty as Fleur and Draco had long legs - Harry was pretty sure that pants cut would look amazing on him… Wait, what?

He almost missed the Drumstrang entrance, shocked by his own musings, but the excited pack of children - and Ron’s insistent chatter - got him out of his thoughts.

The ship’s mast was cutting through the lake’s surface, showing itself in its grandeur.

Better suited for winter, the Drumstrang students came out and showed their red uniforms with no little amount of pride - giving Harry another unwanted mental image of Draco on foreign school uniforms that he pushed back as he was herded inside for supper.

He mostly ignored Ron and Hermione’s bickering, as his mind was reeling.

What the fuck?

In an objective standpoint, Harry was aware that Draco was beautiful - in that somewhat androgynous fashion where depending on what he was wearing could look both pretty and/or handsome - but his thoughts of it were just observations - not actually opinions.

Was he attracted to Draco? Romantically? Perhaps sexually?

No, that was dumb… right?

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#harry james potter #draco malfoy #harry potter fanfic #drarry endgame #drarry slowburn #time travel #fanfiction #comedy #dumb humor #archive of our own #ao3 fanfic

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obscureoldguy · 6 months

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#dislexia #spoonerism #dumb humor #obscure old guy

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metaphorical-goblin · 18 days

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my brother: ugh I can't drink this water, it's lukewarm

me: haha wwjd man

#this ones for the jesus fandom #jesus fandom #WHY IS THAT A TAG #ohhhh my goodness gracious #okay. okay.#okay thats jonestly fine #ANYWAY #dumb humor #can you tell that ive been awake for 8 minutes

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murdercake · 11 months

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When I called it Terrible Comics Tuesday, I meant it. Sorry.

#terrible comics tuesday #comics #comic #webcomic #my comics #funny comics #funny memes #dumb humor

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mushroommanchanterelle · 23 days

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Ever since our trip to the aquarium last week, me and my fiance have been pointing at things lounging (including each other) and saying "looooooach" in the deepest voice we can muster.

This is funny to absolutely nobody but us. We call it loachmaxxing and I'm convinced it's the most annoying thing in the world. I can't wait to show my TTRPG group this saturday.

#loach #loachmaxxing #clown loach #aquarium #meme #dumb humor

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the-taco-dude · 28 days

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God I miss Twitter.

I started in 2012, after it started to take off. I found “weird Twitter” and fell in love. I love their style, their attitude. I tried making a couple tweets. Some with hits, some misses. Mostly misses.

I found my way in with a couple of “weird Twitter” friends and we had a little club. I felt so cool. If I get a like or a retweet, but it didn’t really matter because I was here entertaining my friends. It was a little circlejerk-y but we were fine with that. I had a chance to portray myself as

There’s no “weird Threads” anymore. I follow a couple of accounts what embrace the same vibe and they’re . They’re actually better than what we’re doing. But it’s like a millennial watching Zoomers pass by us and all we can really do is go “hey, we had Beanie Babies first!” We hold on to an era and we treasure it because it we don’t have much else but nostalgia.

#threads #twitter #nostalgia #funny #humor #my thougts #dumb humor #x social #tweet #weirdo #wishful thinking #never coming back #the good old days #back in my day #old school #social media #gone forever #2012 #millennials

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puzzled-pegasus · 9 months

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I keep thinking about this

I had this really funny image earlier that I think would be hilarious to see animated...like after Sam was knocked off the cliff by the deer, his ghost rises from his body and sits up, confused, and he looks over, and he turns, and the ghost of the deer he just killed is standing there looking at him like, "really?"

Like I'm sorry, I know the way he died is terrible, but I just keep giggling to myself about that mental image....lol

Edit: maybe I'll just draw it later or something but I'm not great at drawing people so we'll see lol

Edit(again): I did it! I love it but I can't tell if anyone else has my fricked up sense of humor :/

This has such Pixar vibes yet is so morbid...I can't tell if it's good or not, I guess I'll find out

Also pls excuse any absurd proportions, I'm not used to drawing humans :)

#what remains of edith finch #fanart #dumb humor #dark humor #watercolor #im so sorry

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junk-drop · 1 year

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Elf on the shelf season is upon us!

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trudemaethien · 1 year

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For the ask meme: 002 with Mereel?

002 Mereel

my feelings: wild child, baby boy. he needs to be grounded. or spanked, but that’s not really effective as a punishment, is it buddy? 🤣🤣🤣

i RP him too damn much, makes it really hard.

romantic ships: Corr, any/all of the Nulls, Fi, Sull, a half-fallen Jedi Knight OC he steals from Milo(see below), everyone basically, Mereel’s happily a slut.

platonic OTP: Clone OC-Cpt Milo: squad leader of a small unit attached to a Jedi Knight. he’s very serious and literal and doesn’t like Mereel from the get-go

but from canon, uh… Besany? Ordo’s girl is a badass in her own right and he finds that delightful. No Ordo, he’s not trying to get in her pants. yeah he’s an inveterate slut but not this one time, promise.

unpopular opinion: he is a people-pleaser who tries too hard. your daddy don’t love you, boy! also when he was blond and blue-eyed Etain didn’t recognize him as a clone because she’s faceblind. He looked like an obviously fancied up clone to everyone else. what a flimsy disguise lmao.

canon: would like More To Exist, please. not by KT tho.

crossover ship: know what would be funny? Merlin (BBC)

headcanon: he has an absolutely stupid sense of humor (he’s so valid for that). he’d marry a mereel just so he could be gffa’s moon moon.

more srsly, he doesn’t let anyone close because he has very obvious buttons to push. his brothers only push them sometimes and he’s used to them. But he’s afraid of being easily manipulated by anyone else, so he has mega trust issues. (hey look behind you man it’s kal skirata with a remote controller!)

#ask answered #ask meme #fanfiction #repcomm #clones #cloneshipping #brotherfucker #mereel skirata #mereel n-6 #sluttish behavior #dumb humor #rp #OCs #crossover: merlin bbc and repcomm

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whydamnitwhy · 2 years

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Both Eddie and Steve are Wanted Men.

#Steddie #Steve Harrington #Eddie munson #stranger things #Steve x Eddie #Steve and Eddie #wanted men #get it?#steve is wanted by the ladies #and Eddie is wanted by the law #dad jokes #I swear I think I’m funny #humor #dumb humor

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braindamaged007 · 1 year

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none-pet · 1 year

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Draco Malfoy... and the fatigue of doing things again.

Draco Malfoy and… the fatigue of doing things again.

Rating: Teen and Up Published: 2022-10-17 Completed: Not yet completely published, but yes. Words: 4.231 Chapters: 10/16 Updates Every Monday

HELLO!!!

I'm working on drawing some of my favorite scenes from my fanfics... Here is a little snippet of chapter eight (8)

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“... Hagrid?”

“Ah! Sorry ther’ Harry - got a lil distracted. What did yer say?”

“I asked why you needed to see Dumbledore. If you can say, that is.”

“Nothin’ to worry ‘bout. I’m missin’ a rooster, yer see, an by the looks of it students stole it. Professor McGonagall an’ professor Snape wer’ lookin’ fer em’.” He scratched his beard, thinking. “Why students need me rooster for?”.

“The Professors didn't say?” Asked Draco.

“Not really.” Hagrid thought about it and then added. “They did mention ‘the Chamber of Secrets’, but I dun think it has to do with me rooster.” Hagrid saw movement besides him, then Harry tripped lightly and looked nastily towards Draco. What was that all about?

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#harry james potter #draco malfoy #harry potter fanfic #drarry endgame #drarry #drarry slowburn #time travel #ao3 fanfic #dumb humor #rubeus hagrid #the mysterious missing rooster #it's not a peepee joke I swear

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quietchanges · 9 months

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paradigm shift ?? buster keep spoutin soup like that and i got a pair a dimes YOU can shift ..

#this popped into my head while talking to friends about alien news today and it felt the need to manifest into a stupid lil post #thank you for your time #stupid joke #shitpost #meme #humor #dumb humor #literally barely know what im trying to say in the joke #feels adjacent to :#she ebbin on my neezer till i scrooge #thats all

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