Imagine if AvA 5 was just a dream and Dark ends up waking up to Chosen and them living peacefully in their house together and nothing was wrong ever and they were wives and they apologized and-
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A sleepy off-duty King and his sleepy off-duty Hand :,,)
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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
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my blog is a safe space to scroll and not worry about a face or name jumpscare 🫶
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sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with you
naruto: look if you’re trying to tell me you don’t like me i’d prefer you just say it
sasuke: i’m obsessed with you actually you mean everything to me
sasuke: but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
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Since I can tell the DP fandom is back for a little while…have some Sam gets into the portal! AU sketches😘😘
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If DC wants to keep pushing out different types of Gotham War comics for every year, they may as well make a Gotham Batman Ships war next year. They get to make light fun of their fans. Batman is spread all over somewhat romantically like hummus. They get to bring in different heroes and Gotham villains to fight reluctantly (they don’t want the Batman they just want the honor). The batkids get to sit cute on the sidelines and laugh at their dad’s misery. It’s fun
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smasha you with a rock
quote is from This American Life: Brother’s Keeper
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