#except he's an adult

[hunter-nightwind]

Hunter is casually leading a fully grown kobold carrying a corn dog around the market like a little kid.

The kobold is enjoying the attention and free food, and all he's got to do is go along with the elf trying to adopt him and keep quiet about the fact he's actually fully grown.

Nobody said Hunter was smart! The dude hasn't had much experience with kobolds and doesn't know what size they are when fully grown.

#shitpost #kobold son #except he's an adult #when you rescue a kobold and think its an orphan

[allovesthings]

I think the fandom has this idea that the Wayne family are the Kardashians in-universe. Everyone knows who they are and everyone is watching, fascinated by them but I feel like it's probably only Bruce, the rest of them are kinda like the kids of other celebrities/rich people in our world, the public know they exist and theirs stories but they barely remember theirs faces.

And before you say: "but the galas !" does a random person care about rich people galas ? Also Galas are way less prevalent in the comic canon than what you might think.

#i mean Dick has been able to live anonymously for the better part of his adult life #Jason is the one that died officially so maybe just maybe they remember his face #Tim already had rich parents so he might be more known #dc comics #the only exception might be Damian #i mean Cass also has her own life away from the camera #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #cassandra wayne #duke thomas

[bottlehawk]

rose and dirk are characters who are always thinking about how they look in front of people and are very into keeping up with aesthetics and appearances. and yeah this applies to a lot of the other hs characters too, especially the strilondes. but rose and dirk are especially similar in that they are both very convinced that the "polished" masks they've constructed for themselves do their job of covering up every single possible insecurity they have (mainly that they're huge gay nerds). this is due to the fact that rose and dirk think that they're smarter than everybody else. which is, to be fair, true. but not to the extent that they think since they're both kids raised on wiki articles on the internet. which they are also aware of, but being aware of this fact makes them feel smart and it loops right back into feeding their egos, which are very fragile egos that could crumble at the drop of a hat by the thought of having other people "see" through them and realizing that they are, in fact, gay nerds. so rose and dirk both cope by acting out in increasingly outlandish ways to prove that they're completely confident in their own identities. because an insecure person would be too scared to do furry roleplay or watch my little pony "ironically" or et cetera, so by doing these things it's like a weird one-uppance to the people around them who think that stuff is too weird. but they do have a limit, which is complete sincerity. and that's why roxy lalonde is actually the strongest strilonde and could duplex both rose and dirk in a fight. this was a read 💅

#homestuck #rose lalonde #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #strilondes #bottlehawk text #dave on the other hand is the exact same except he doesn't have the stamina and desire to prove himself #so by the time they're all like adults he's just given up on not being seen through by literally everyone around him #he can still try but he inherently knows he will fail #and that's on fatalism baby

[digital999placebo]

to be horny, drunk and in love on a catamaran somewhere in the Mediterranean

#GerIta #hws Germany #hws Veneziano #hetalia #hws north Italy #I’m on a roll tonight god bless #GerIta is back for another year 2024 baby🥴🫡 #they have no limits to their pda #well Germany has but not when he’s drunk #999art #no headcanons to share except that and they b having me adult time #like it’s a job #Ludwig is pumping 9-5 🫡how he maintains an erecrion for 6 hours is between him feli and god

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

biggest inaccuracy of Voltron was that Coran wasn't getting hit on by alien milfs and dilfs left and right every new planet. I love renaissance man advisor goofy but sincere characters. And his mustache slaps.

#voltron #vld #coran #coran voltron #rhys darby #bc i will not let anyone forget he voiced him #my art #artists on tumblr #art #HES SO FUN AND NICE and like theeeee only adult and also coping with losing EVERYTHING except Allura and the castle and then has to be the #adult and advisor for 5 teenagers and a 25 yo like he's doing his best and being fun and dealing with all that

[pippuns]

fuck it [babifies your liu qingge]

#svsss #liu qingge #shen jiu #mu qingfang #yue qingyuan #qi qingqi #on one hand i could have drawn shen yuan doting on little qingge. on the other hand i could draw shen jiu having beef with a five year old #theres really no contest here #deaged lqg #i think baby lqg is exactly the same as adult lqg except he cries a lot more #baozi lqg

[icedghostlatte-art]

Singer AUs your Danny

#danny phantom #nao's art #danny fenton #its an everything is the same au except now dannys an adult and became a singer #ember encouraged it #vlad's his biggest fan #singer au #he Hannah Montana-ed himseld

[smilesrobotlover]

Revali has been adopted into this family and no you cannot change my mind

#Teba bein a dad #I love him #I love the hc that Rito children have red cheeks #and that they fade when they get older #all the kids seem to have it #and no adults have it #except for Kass #but that could be explained that he’s just a parrot or he’s wearing makeup as a musician #anyways Revali <3 #I’m so normal rn #legend of zelda #age of calamity #zelda au #legend of zelda au #king of the Gerudo #eeeeh sorta? #also bonus TCOD link #cuz I love he #also Teba is hard to draw???? #frick that guy #how you interpret that is up to you #Tulin is an annoying little brother

[thwispsings]

the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.

anyways in this essay i will-

#listen #binghe needs to have more people in his corner #and for some reason i have imprinted on mqf #so you get cool healer uncle #who probably smoked weed with binghe and made him promise to keep quiet #lbh and mqf bonding activity was teaching lbh to properly roll joints #anyways mqf understanding that the rituals are intricate and lqg doesn’t have any other way of coping with his grief #but the first time lqg injures lbh almost to death in a fight they get into a screaming match so violent #that no bai zhan discipline will look at him in the face without going pale for the next month #that is his nephew! who found several thought-to-be-extinct herbs for him! #also him telling sqq that lbh might have forgotten what he did but mqf certainly didn’t #a healer never forgets the wounds they heal #and sqq is just like yeah brother me neither :( #mqf is going to therapy these idiots so fucking hard #lbh also keeps trying to matchmake him with some nice demons in his court like shamelessly trying to poach his mu shishu #also he and shang qinghua are the only ones who still get the full shishu treatment #except lbh kinda bullies sqh a little for the virtue of the whole mbj situation #(hes never gonna let them live that down) #anyways it’s whatever at first but at one poont years in the future it does become a point of contempt with the other peak lords #nothing can take away from me that when bored they will squabble like children #such is the way of bored adults #i have rambled enough so normal tags now #svsss #svsss writing #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #mu qingfang #bingqiu #svsss au

[keefechambers]

Baby Machina

#vox babycha? no. i'm right #critical role #vox machina #tlovm #credit #percy de rolo #vex'ahlia #vax'ildan #keyleth #pike trickfoot #grog strongjaw #trinket the bear #flashbacks #blood cw //// #i think with the exception of trinket because bear we see keyleth at the youngest flashback age #grog and percy are both shown in their mid teens and i think the twins and pike are close-ish like pre-teenish #WILL we see baby scanlan in season 3? only time will tell #like yeah he technically had. a flashback this season but he was an adult in it not a bebe

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[st4rking]

Happy FNAF Friday!

Trying to do more comics

#In order to capitalize on a tremendous holiday #I've decided to draw a headcanon of mine #Tony stark the ADHD king #would see the hype surrounding FNAF #then wonder #hmmmm I can probably make that #and HE WILL #except hes terrible at actually finishing personal projects #so it would be half finished #why did he choose glamrock freddy? #I feel like its obvious #like come on #there is also a compartment for a child to sit in #not an adult unfortunately #anyway Riri is here #I wish people acknowledged her more #shes daughter shaped #marvel #marvel 616 #riri williams #ironheart #glamrock freddy #comic #tony stark #iron man

[yuttikkele]

if anyone was wondering, damijon in my mind is:

10-year-old Jon develops a little crush on the older Damian. Jon age-up happens, it’s been like 6 years now, he does NOT have a crush on Damian anymore. BUT, Damian starts to see Jon in a new light. Damian develops feelings for him without knowing, and he falls HARD. Damian doesn’t realize that what he feels for Jon is love for the LONGEST time. He gets to wait even longer, though, cause Damian has to live with these feelings for the rest of his life!! Yay!!!

#so basically it’s Jon falls first Damian falls harder except Jon is not really in love with Damian #mayhaps he falls in love later tho as adults you never know. But for now it is sad unrequited angst #Damian does not tell Jon how he feels he keeps it inside for as long as he possibly can. Which is a long time for Damian. #also Damian just doesn’t fall for anyone else cause he’s demi #“they call me the angst machine” - yutti who has never been able to make more than an ounce of angst #dc #damijon #jondami #jonathan kent #damian wayne #i really like Damian Wayne can you tell? #ack #text post

[luuxxart]

important dynamics to take note of ✍️

#shuake #akeshu #shumako #do not tag as ship between makoto and akechi they are like siblings to me sorry #persona 5 #goro akechi #akira kurusu #makoto niijima #the shumako one is inspired by a really good diamant/Ivy fic I read recently which I am absolutely going to go read again #m/f ships can be good sometimes you guys. there’s a lot of untapped gender potential #especially any Akira ship. he has enough gender for everyone #(except. yknow. obvious ships. like. not Shu//taba or any adults) #if you get the reference at the top right u get a free cup of pilk. on the house #that’s your second challenge. you have to climb the house

[another-clive-blog]

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

LAYTON USES TU FOR FUTURE LUKE BUT SWITCHES TO VOUS THE SECOND CLIVE'S IDENTITY IS REVEALED.

Tu and vous both mean you but Tu implies closeness : in the entirety of Unwound Future, Layton only ever uses Tu with Flora, the Lukes and Claire

#I'm shaking crying throwing up #WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. #He immediately uses tu for Future Luke which is A LOT #In real life we often stumble trying to know which one to use because vous is distance but also respect like for a boss or teacher #(Everyone except Claire uses vous for Layton because he's a highly educated adult and a gentleman) #Layton must really appreciate and trust Luke. He immediately went 'Oh that's a Luke of course he's a close one' #And it makes sense that he would discard the tu when he finds out that nope this is a total stranger manipulating us all #But also normal people would go from tu (affectionate) to tu (derogatory). Of course Layton doesn't as a gentleman but. Ouch #And he never goes back to tu not even after finding out Clive is the orphan he saved #I'm crying why are you doing that to me. It's so subtle I had NEVER noticed but it's there #Maybe the vous will go back to respect or pleasant distance one day but Clive isn't deserving of a tu. He's not Luke. He's a stranger #I HAVE to do a complete pronoun analysis one day. I've talked about it here and there but I need to do a big analysis #Professeur layton et le destin perdu #Professeur layton #hershel layton #clive dove #Been posting a lot of angst lately oops #Professor layton and the unwound Future #Professor layton and the lost future #Unwound Future spoilers #Lost Future spoilers

[crookedlyinnernightmare]

Happy father’s day to Matsuzaki!!

hm? what do you mean he doesn’t have kids...? the entire school is right there?

#LOL all jokes aside he's genuinely a great teacher and a reliable adult so i think he should be celebrated :] #also expect to see a similar post on october 5th #according to wikipedia Teacher's day is celebrated on different days country by country but UNESCO has established a World Teacher's day on- #October 5th. it appears that Japan uses this date #the united states does it on the first tuesday of may EXCEPT for massachusetts where it's on the first sunday of june #because we have to be confusing ig #n e ways i think matsuzaki should be celebrated on that day too :3 #saiki k #matsuzaki