#fake funeral

[chaotic-purple]

Angel’s Mystery Thriller

Charlie: Oh, Angel. You look…different than usual.

Nifty: You look like you’re going to a funeral!

Angel: Close, doll. I’m going a couple blocks over to a hotel to shoot a funeral scene for my new film. In this one, I play a bereaved widower whose husband was just murdered. I’m trying to find the killer…

Husk: That’s actually a pretty decent plot for a porn—

Angel: …by sleeping with all the suspects!

Husk: Ah. There it is.

Extra:

Angel’s outfit for the scene where he finds out his husband has been killed. Yes, he is wearing the viral dramatic pink robe and yes he is literally clutching a strand of pearls.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust #Hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel nifty #Angel’s mystery thriller #fake funeral #hazbin art #fanart #Angel dressed like a rich widow / widower #angel dust in fluffy pink robe #angel dust clutching pearls #angel dust acting #angel dust dramatic #angel dust crocodile tears

[one-time-i-dreamt]

During my grandma's funeral, my brother didn't show up and I got sent a news article telling me that while he was doing homework, the house fell on him and he was in the hospital.

I told my aunt and she told me it was fake news and so my brother shows up, totally fine.

#dream #funeral #death tw #brother #grandma #grandmother #family #homework #accident #injury #aunt #fake news

[fishandshesmygills]

the social network (2010)

#song is watch by maisie peters #i am finally listening to the good witch because im a fake maisie fan </3 my fav stuff of hers are her first eps #i have a soft spot for them bc i saw her on the it's your bed babe it's your funeral tour in 2019 before she blew up #the social network

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Today I woke up and chose silliness!

(yes, the mood of my posts is all over the place but this is what you signed up for, it's literally in the name x'D)

This is another contribution to the silly rabbit au (by @cuubism ) featuring @magnusbae 's Dream in a hoodie.

#silly rabbit au #dreamling #well hob did say that he can fake is own death if needed but how many times will he have to do that? xD #at some point hob starts to attend his own funeral as a guest. and if anybody asks questions he's all like: no sadly i am no robert gadling #(/or whatever name he's been using) and i will miss that man dearly #(and he's speaking the truth because he's practically burying a life that he has built up. he's burying the person #he has been for past decades) #it's a slow process but hob starts to sprinkle the small but outrageous truths in conversation and let's others take it however they want t #he very inconspicuously adopts Dream's attitude and starts to play along with Dream's misleading truths #and then he starts to spin the tales in different directions - derailing Dream's stories #and THAT'S when the chaos really starts xD #why make dream's storytelling easier when he can twist it and basically fight fire with fire right? :DD #also. don't listen to me im just shitposting here

[sailor-arashi]

"Frieren, shoot me."

"Yes, that is what Himmel would say."

#I love that even a fake Himmel projected by a predatory monster is still The Hero #Fern #frieren #himmel #sousou no frieren #frieren at the funeral #frieren beyond journey's end #葬送のフリーレン #sailor arashi gifs #gif warning

[petricorah]

humble offer of an au instead of (a continuation of) divorced zukka

Zuko fakes his death:

Someone's been trying to assassinate him. It's long after Sokka leaves, and they aren't together. Maybe they had something once, and Sokka always thought they'd end up together, but they aren't together. And he hears word of the fire lord's death all the way back in the water tribe. How there was nothing the Kyoshi Warriors or the palace guard could do, and he was killed.

There are no remains.

He goes to the funeral, and it's this big dramatic ordeal (because they're trying to really hammer in that he's "dead") and Sokka's a mess. A complete and utter mess. He can barely function, and he's angry, especially at Suki, because he doesn't understand how she isn't more upset (she knows Zuko's still alive. She tries to talk to him, but he pushes her away, and they're never able to talk in a private place.) But more than that, he's angry with himself. Because if he hadn't left, he could have saved him. He could have been there. He thought they had a future together, that they couldn't be together now, but someday they would, and that all goes up in smoke.

And then Zuko's alive. They were able to apprehend the mastermind with the guise, and Sokka should be happy, but all he feels is emotions he can't understand. He feels betrayed.

"You were in the water tribe," Zuko said. "I couldn't tell you--"

"You died. You were dead. I-I went to your funeral, I mourned you."

And he wants to be angry, he wants to hit him, to make him feel a fraction of the pain he felt, but he can't hurt him, not ever, and the only thing he can do is crumble at his feet because Zuko is alive.

#death tw #...yes this is partially inspired by middle school me watching bones and having that episode locked and loaded in my memory #anyway in bones i thought the excuse they made for not telling her was stupid so here my reasoning is...distance? idk it kinda falls apart #when sokka arrives for the funeral so if anyone has ideas as to why sokka can't know id love to hear them #or ideas on how to really twist the knife #like maybe this isn't full divorced maybe this is just like they had a fight and sokka left for a little while and reaaally feels guilty #but it was actually because i was thinking of sokka's canon death and how i would love for it to be fake #i really like the idea of zuko mourning him in a completely wrecked room things half burned as he turns away all the guards #zukka #surely there's got to be fic for this. anyone know?? #<----i say being very bad at actually sitting and reading fic

[bringonthehayl]

I’m sorry but Ai Di strolling up to Fan Zhe Ruei and Bai Zong Yi like this:

was Peak Comedy™️

#he’s got it all: the fake out funeral flowers #the bouquet matches his shirt (Chen Yi color matches him!) #and the hilarious judgement of the ‘bless this mess’!!! #kiseki dear to me

[1-7776]

frank reynolds would fucking love the "and thats why you dont XYZ" stunts from arrested development

#iasip #arrested development #frank fakes his own death after the gang makes him mad and they almost lose the bar #at the funeral he sits up in the coffin like “and thats why you dont piss off your father”

[naluwalker]

Zhongli and the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

Sometimes I start thinking about how Zhongli could have started working with Hu Tao.

Considering how careless Zhongli was in his attempt to act human, with no preparation (especially financial), I find it hard to believe that he simply made up papers with his identity and past records, even to try to hide his non-human status, and not He just showed up one day at the port and just went on with his life.

Then I remembered that Hu Tao is the 77th director of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, that her grandfather was the 75th, and that she was quite young when her grandfather died so she shouldn't have immediately become the director. I'm keeping this in mind that Hu Tao in the game must be between 17 to 20 years old.

So who could have been the 76th director? Yep, I'm talking about Zhongli.

I don't think they are either of Hu Tao's parents because there is no record of their existence beyond creating Hu Tao, so I think they died a long time ago and she was raised by her grandfather. I also don't think he was Mr. Hu's brother because my headcanon is that he died before Mr. Hu.

So, according to my headcanon (and some canon information), Zhongli has been planning his retirement for years (those years could mean more than a decade or two, considering Zhongli's personality).

He and Hu Tao's grandfather, whom I will call Hu Feng, by some coincidence or accident met, probably Zhongli went to ask how the records were about Adepti's funeral and Hu Feng quickly discovered his identity. I would say that since he is Zhongli, they became friends and our Dijun could have given him some clues about his plan, Mr. Feng, quick to pick up on clues, understood what Zhongli wanted to do and helped him create a fake identity.

Thus Huang Zhongli was born, the son of her adorable but non-existent cousin Xuanyu, who had recently died and asked in her will to take care of her little son since she had no one else to turn to.

Little Hu Tao would play with him for a couple of years and Zhongli would disappear into thin air with the excuse of going to study in Sumeru or Snezhnaya while Zhongli contacted the Tsaritsa and told her of his plan to give her his gnosis in exchange for her help in his retirement plan.

The beloved but absent uncle Zhongli would return to Liyue shortly before Mr. Feng's death and when the old man passed away, he would say in his will that he would leave Wangsheng in Zhongli's capable hands until Hu Tao came of age.

Thus, Zhongli would be known as the cultured 76th director of Wangsheng until he was succeeded by his eccentric niece and became simply her consultant.

Mr. Zhongli is a little strange? Well, he's a member of the Hu family, it's not unusual. It has absolutely nothing to do with Mr. Zhongli not being human. Who is it that is spreading rumors about the esteemed Mr. Zhongli being an Adeptus? He is a totally normal person, don't talk nonsense, lest it bother a true Adeptus and decide to curse poor Mr. Zhongli.

#Genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #headcanon #zhongli #zhongli genshin impact #hu tao #hu tao genshin impact #old hu genshin impact #hu family genshin impact #wansheng funeral parlor #just a little Liyue tradition #because I refuse to believe that Zhongli came up with everything for his new identity on his own #he needed help from someone #and who better than a funeral home? #I think they have experience faking deaths #so they must also have experience creating fake identities.

[kritterscribbles]

heehee hoohoo him <3

#kritters scribbles #black jack #kuroo hazama #tezuka star system #everyone say ''thank u Bishop'' for the fit inspo #I love his ''just walked out of a funeral probably not a vampire'' fit but also #he needs more #the earings n cuffs are fake btw he did not pierce his ears

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1227

Submitted b Anon - thanks!

A Whumpee being rescued after being buried alive by their long-time whumper - only they were buried without a coffin.

Bonus points if they repress the particular memory of being buried completely, but one day, someone shows up in an outfit very similar to the one they wore on the day of their burial. The Caretaker, who was there when they were rescued, is this close - 🤏 - to losing it too as it also brings up memories for them.

#oooh i like this whole idea of a mock/fake funeral #i might have to queue something similar up... #whump #writing #prompts #ideas #angst #buried alive #funerals #fake funerals

[artofkhaos404]

Im writing like I've had too much to drink

Letting go of what we've lost

Come to terms

With how you think of me

And I love what you've done

Cut all ties

Turned and run

Built me up

To take your fall

Led us straight into a wall.

#tfb #the front bottoms #folk punk lyrics #folk punk #indie music #make them pay for my funeral #sad songs #song rec #song recommendation #song lyrics #music reccomendations #music rec #im fine #betrayal #friendship #fake friends #Spotify

[trickostars]

So I’m watching total forgiveness and the contrast of the treatment of ally and grant by the cast and crew is the funniest thing in the world

#the cast cheering as grant is collared and scared by a bee #versus everyone complimenting ally’s green hair and giving genuine eulogies at a fake funeral #grant o’brian #ally beardsley #total forgiveness #dropout

[appropriatelystupid]

I'm sorry to bother you, especially if you're busy and don't do requests, but if you might have a bit of free time to make a gifset I'd really love to see one of Lena at the funeral in the finale. That's the outfit I always headcanon as what she wore to the wedding, instead of the um tragedy she ended up wearing :P Like I think she lost a bet.

anon, you're absolutely right, she definitely lost a bet... or she saw how alex had been doing her makeup lately and knew someone had to draw attention away from it

anyway i took your idea and ran with it a bit

#incorrect supercorp #but only because they actually got married in the fortress after not-ireland #it's the only reason kara made a point to invite her to 'investigate the totems' or whatever fake reason she gave in front of brainy #she just needed a cover for why lena would tag along #but yeah the wedding look was hell of a lot of Choices^TM after this funeral look #sc #lena #kara #anon #appropriatelyasked #stupidlyanswered

[voidartisan]

okay wait did anyone ever tell ahsoka about satine and obi-wan or did bo-katan just spring that guilt trip on everyone and she had absolutely no idea what was going on

#ngl that would be hilarious #like yeah she COULD have guessed something was going on between them at the fake funeral but i think we could reasonably say #she was pretty distracted #star wars #the clone wars #sw #tcw #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #satine kryze #bo katan kryze #obitine

[mispronouncing-michaelangelo]

very exciting news: my dads been telling people i died

#this is so fucking funny to me #context: hes been telling everyone in various ways that he had a daughter but he lost her a few years ago and not clarifying #he finds it really funny and hes so fucking right #that shit is so funny #like sure lets fake my death why tf not haha #but iconically! this came about cause i asked him if it would be in bad taste if i held a fake funeral for myself #so like... were on the same wavelength here haha #dis meh #personal #i love my papa so much but at what a funny cost