#he a dork but

[the-knaves-world]

The type of stuff ace sends to the gc

#amyspeaksnonsense #ace this moron #he a dork but #he's our dork #isn't he? #twisted wonderland shitpost

[spellbooking]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gif #bg3edit #bg3 edit #bg3gif #gamingedit #tay.gif #dailygaming #miyku #gamingmen #gameplaydaily #how can anyone not like him? #he's just a cute silly little dork #hello?

[bbc-trolls]

The younger siblings have passed judgement.

#guys trying to look cool only makes you look lame #nobody told them #trolls clay #i drew him!! he's fun #trolls john dory #dreamworks trolls #trolls branch #trolls floyd #brozone #it's funny because branch is definitely a dork but he's also cool because he doesn't try

[sydneighsays]

Can I rest now? 😭

[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]

This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️

[VD: A grayscale Magnus Archives animatic of Jon and Gerry talking in episode 111 of The Magnus Archives. Gerry, a ghostly goth, and Jon, a thin brown man in a graphic T-shirt, sit together at a table. Gerry says scornfully, "Playing politics with things they didn’t understand. Reckoned her tradition was less the academic and more the, uh…" Jon offers dryly, "V-Village witch?"

Gerry laughs, pleased, and asks, "You sure you don’t know her?" He sighs, sobers, and says, "Yeah. But deep down what she wanted wasn’t all that different from the ivory tower idiots she hated. Y’know, I think, secretly, she dreamed of starting a little mystic dynasty of her own." He grimaces. "With me."

Jon says a little eagerly, "Like the, the Lukases? Or the Fairchilds?" Gerry corrects, "Well, Fairchild’s just a name, they’re not really family." Then he does a finger gun and says, "The Lukases, though, yeah."

He turns away, pensive and frowning, and says, "Thing is, it’s harder than it looks. What’s out there… doesn’t care about blood." Jon, grinning a little, says, "Well, I-I mean, except for the vampires…" Gerry scowls, "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." Jon looks abashed, and Gerry looks down sorrowfully to say, "But they care about your choices, your fears, not your parents." End VD]

[ID: A still of the scene where Gerry scowls and says "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires" to an embarrassed Jon. End ID]

Described by princess-of-purple-prose

#the magnus archives #fanart #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #gerard keay #gerry keay #jon sims #pretty jon #hot jon rights #hot goth and little wet napkin have a conversation about mommy issues #gerry kaey deserved more screen time #Jon is a dork #obviously not the vampires #jon and gerry #they're bffs #This is the t-shirt he had to borrow in America from Julia you can't convince me otherwise #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus pod #tma fandom #animatic

[cubedmango]

country kid champion

#lacey #elite four lacey #drayton #elite four drayton #kieran #rival kieran #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #the indigo disk #my art #comic #bbl champ kieran is a bitch yes. but more importantly hes still a dork!! just a guy from some town!!! he doesnt even have a phone !!!!

[theladydrgn]

god i love this stupid dork SO much

#good omens #crowley #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #muriel #good omens crowley #gif #listen hes a huge fucking dork #angel crowley

[nerdpoe]

Clark needs to get into the alien spaceship that's attacking Metropolis. Kara, Jon, and Kon are all busy helping civilians. There's a force field around the ship that's stopping him. Then an RV launches itself off of the building next to him and straight into the spaceship.

Jack and Maddie had been heading through Metropolis to Gotham to attend a tech expo. Danny and Jazz were left home, and they were getting daily updates from Jazz.

Then aliens started attacking Metropolis.

And, well, clearly none of these people know defensive driving. The GAV is more than equipped to punch a hole through that forcefield, they can tell from the readings they're getting.

So...why not lend a helping hand?

Anyways that's how the Drs Fenton ended up on the Justice League roster as resident Mad Scientists.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #i like to think this is post reveal #and the reveal went well #the GAV tearing through an alien spaceship #blasting down doors and shit #gets to the control room for jack and maddie to hop out and just whale on the baddie #he was livestreaming to any TV in the world #suddenly two dorks in hazmat suits that won't stop calling each other honeybunches and fudgecakes #are pummeling him with frightening efficiency

[erabu-san]

The tea is in his taste

#my art #genshin impact #genshinimpact #wriothesley #genshin impact wriothesley #he is also shipping people #i didn't expect him being a dork

[forgetful-nerd]

It's their mission to Indoctrinate every Leo they come across.

#rise leo and 2012 leo fight over who’s version is better tho. #space heroes v Jupiter Jim #the battle lasts for hours #also because Mikey has literally named dropped star trek that means 2003 Leo watches ACTUAL Star Trek #I don't think 2003 leo ever obsessed over Star Trek in the show #but I like to this he would obsess over it (like any other leo. Because they are all dorks) #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt crossover #2012 leonardo #2012 leo #rise of the tmnt #tmnt leo 2012 #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo #2003 leo #rise leo #rottmnt leo #leo #leonardo

[frecklenog]

he’s wearing two hats at once. let’s discuss that

#i just think it’s silly. finn mertens is Always a dork 💖 #also he looks like a trucker which is [HEAVILY REDACTED] #shut up emrys #fac spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #f&c spoilers #finn mertens #farmworld finn

[fantasyinallforms]

Bilbo making the king under the mountain act goofy as hell by just existing.

#But really though he's such a dork #It's like watching someone have a first crush #bagginshield #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #thilbo #bilbo x thorin #My favorite middle-aged men

[gatorgrumbles]

Idk I have to draw him for my health. It’s a real medical condition

#that bug is me actually #that’s my self insert bug #he’s my everything #I will scream about him until I pass out #he’s just the best #would do anything for this bug loving dork #shino aburame #aburame Shino #shino naruto #naruto #naruto shippuden #my art #drawing #art #digital art #sketch

[goddess-of-silvers]

I know everyone’s mad at Aziraphale right now because of how the season’s ended but I don’t think we’ve talked enough about the fact that Aziraphale has been keeping a diary for centuries (based on the fact the entry we see is from volume 603) and he literally starts his entries with “dear diary, last month Crowley and I both happened to be in Edinburgh”.

#HE WRITES IN HIS DIARY LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL TEENAGE GIRL #HOW IS ANYONE NORMAL ABOUT THIS #also the absolute banger of a fanfic this would be #someone just writing all 603 volumes of Aziraphale’s journals which are all just meetups with crowley #you know his journals are filled of their misadventures as idiots in love #dear dork diary but its aziraphale #HA #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #go 2x03

[hellfire--cult]

Joe and Lupita in the Glambot

#omg #he is a dork #joseph quinn #joe quinn #lupita nyong'o #a quiet place #a quiet place day one #aqp #eddie munson #stranger things #hoard #michael #gladiator 2 #fantastic 4 #fantastic four #glambot

[necer0s]

Okay I'm only like thirty seconds into My Adventures With Superman and I think I may already be sold on the entire show. This opening sequence has absolutely convinced me that they understand the assignment. Clark can't activate his powers for his own gain, they only show up when he desperately wants to help someone. He takes joy in his newfound flight. He's wearing this shirt:

Perfect intro to Clark Kent. No notes.

#clark kent #superman #my adventures with superman #he’s an incredibly good person and a symbol and also a huge dork #they nailed it

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

#nimona 2023 #Nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image #that man is a dork #a feral fucking loser #and I’m in love with him #when they were tricking the director Bal records it all #you can here him rewinding the video #which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed #and you think she wouldn’t use that as a meme? #you’re joking #someone take this movie away from me #they've invaded every part of my life #I cant even listen to music #I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius #I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up #I could write so much angst about that #I might do that next