#he cant win

[ghostr0tz]

hi!! first i wanted to say that ur art is so AWESOME and i'm going to start reading unfair circumstances as soon as i send this ask :D

but anyways,, i'd love to hear some of ur heart issues!vox hcs!!1!

(/nf of course!!)

thank you that means a lot!! And thank you for checking out the fic :3!! I don't have a whole lot of headcanons but sure :3!! I feel like with his powers he was just destined for heart issues....

But i feel like his powers would take a hefty toll on him.... iirc one of his monitors was displaying his heart rate during stayed gone....

so he has to watch himself to make sure hes not overworking his body too much....

i feel like he keeps track/records his heart probably daily just to make sure, probably like a portable monitor or maybe figured out a way to internally track it or smething....

His body is wired SO weirdly so he definitely has blood flow issues too.

i feel like he already had issues before coming to hell (and i like the hc that he died of a heart attack ;3 !), but when he got to hell it got so much worse..

#i feel like doing upgrades both helps his heart keep up yet also gives it more strain so also making it worse #he cant win #sorry this so long to answer i lost all my spoons for days #at the start of my own vague-heart-issues so im not as informed as id like to about heart topics.. #vox #hazbin headcanons #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel #my art #vox hazbin hotel #ask #verysleepyari #request #vox hazbin #art

[heynhay]

Keith reacting to Lance’s sword since canon denied us

he'll be coping with this for weeks

#klance #I JUST KNOW HE WOULD BE SOOOOO MAD #like not in a defensive way bc we all know thats not him #but its practically canon that keith deals with all his emotions by smacking down with a training bot #and here goes lance. and ruins keiths one way to cope (swords) #im 99.99% sure keith has his scar by the time lance gets his sword but like i said its kind of my design choice to ignore the timeline #so. #voltron #vld #art #my art #ask #anyway what i was trying to say was that keith smacks around with a sword in order to beat down gay thoughts (lance) and now the two are #intrinsically entwined #he cant win

[bengallemon]

GOD DAMNIT BONNIE SIF WAS GONNA GET THAT FUCKING LOVE CONFESSION

#lemon time #HE CANT WIN #MY POOR LITTLE GUY. IVE BEEN WAITING 13 LOOPS FOR ISA TO SAY IT

[canonically-a-genloser]

this guy gets a happy ending in like. half a universe. ive seen all 4.6 billion timelines

#he cant win #paislie /affectionate #no there is a chance star might learn to trust people after showfall #escaping is the problem #and xe does not know a way around that problem #skissue

[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

#I know he has a tendency to go deranged on his red lives but idk something about him beginning to lose it after Jimmy died and killing Grian #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #trafficblr #Again its his red life shenanigans but... If only Jimmy had known how affected someone was by his death. I'm choosing to believe this #and him then going out like a sad pathetic wet cat even with Grian's sacrifice... He really deserves a win one of these days lmao please #Also I cant stop thinking about how Jimmy wouldn't have left him. Grian was sensible to and most players probs would have #Joel really does become a lost cause so its fair and Grian did still care (and went to say goodbye as well as sacrifice his time for him) #But Jimmy would have stuck by even if Joel were in this state (and they'd both get themselves killed pathetically but) #And Joel having shown such genuine care for Jimmy and concern over his limited time... man anything w Jimmy makes me so emotional lol #I love them so #oh Ig about the art itself. I dont like it but hey thats how it tends to go when you try smth new. And no shame in trying #but if one person likes this then yayy I will still feel accomplished and happy #Im looking at this again and hey its not that bad actually yay I love to approve of my own art. self love hell yea #tubby art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night results (from this poll)

Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #SVSSS #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #TGCF #hua cheng #xie lian #You guys know that one image of the cat getting rolled into bread? #that was me the entire time I had to draw all these carts. #I messed up and only had the poll run for a day but the community response was still wonderful! Thanks to everyone who participated! #there were so many funny comments and tags that I *had* to save #I honestly cant think of funnier stuff to say than what ppl already wrote on the OG poll #The Xie Lian sweep was hilarious. He can win by losing. #BTW SQQ 100% says he's picking Rosalina 'for the stat spread' and not because he wants to play as a princess #(he wants to play as a princess) #Please go read extraterezi's post its very funny and well thought out

[nelkcats]

After Danny adopted Dani as his daughter, she decided to travel a little again, the problem is, she ended in Metropolis.

Now that the Justice League is chasing her cause "she killed her original" , she decided to go with them, just cause she is tired of running

Now they are discussing contingency plans and Dani needs ecto-dejecto, she decided to call her parent.

Enter 100% original Danny Fenton, full human form, screaming about kidnapping his daughter

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dani phantom #dc x dp #justice league #is all a misunderstanding #but Danny is mad now #absolutely feral #and he hate the JL #The JL tries to tell him she is her clone and dangerous #and will probably try to kill him #He just stared at them #totally dead in the eyes #And tell them yeah he knows she is a clone #but is HIS DAUGHTER #and you cant take her #Short Danny vs all JL League #and he is winning #Other clones into the league are staring in love #and yeah Danny DEMANDED JL for Kidnapp #in court #he is SO mad #JL Dark is not being called and that's hilarious #cause if they were there Constantine will cry about League being idiots #But no #Danny is not using his King privileges #he is destroying them 100% human #Eldritch Danny Phantom

[babyblender]

Steve never showed off how smart he was. Partially because he didn’t need to brag, partially because the kids wouldn’t get it. 

He wasn’t the best at school, but he does have a bunch of random knowledge, and after getting really into jeopardy one night with Claudia Henderson his offhand knowledge has only improved. Eddie knew how good Steve was at jeopardy, and one night when they were both quite drunk, he managed to convince him to test. 

They’d both forgotten it, so when a letter comes in the mail about 4 months later Steve is very confused, but no one the less he agrees to go one the show. He doesn’t tell the kids, until the night he’s meant to be on when Eddie makes them come over to watch it. 

When Johnny Gilberts voice calls out from the tv “Steve Harrington a Family Video worker from Hawkins Indiana” the kids lose their collective shit, where they were confused why Eddie had made them come over to watch jeopardy of all things, now they were all worried Steve would make a fool of himself, not understanding how he passed the test in the first place. That being until he destroys his fellow contestants and makes to play the next six days before finally being beat. He makes a total of around 120000 which he inevitably spends on the party (Eddie gets the new amp he wanted). 

#steddie #steve jeopardy au #steve would be crazy at jeopardy and you cant change my mind #and he would spoil the shit out of the party with his winnings #especially eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #stranger things

[newttxt]

no matter what kind of pirate you are, luffy /will/ get you

#one piece #luffy #eustass kid #though. this violates my personal rule to always list luffy first #kidlu #but i feel like… #lukid #looks weird :/// cant win for losing #oh. i forgot #trafalgar law #hes barely there. token space-filler #or… space-trafalgar filling law?

[suntails]

do you deserve to be loved?

#*smashes thru the wall like the kool aid man* im fucking back #we're so back. it's joever. i'm screeching into the sun i'm ILL i fucking sobbed last night i cried during work #i sat and drew during my lunch i finished the lore drop at 7am and didnt sleep and drew until work started at 9 #i. um. i dont even know where to start for making shit. i feel adrift i feel lost in the sauce of misery #the way he screamed at his baby self that he didnt deserve to cry. that he didnt deserve to be loved. im fucking ILL #ive talked before abt his bad relationship w his own mortality but ngl i REALLY underestimated how deep this ran...esp w the new dad knowle #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #ch7 spoilers #book 7 spoilers #he got a new rigged expression!!! all the new animations!!!!!! as a rig animator by trade i was v impressed and pleased #silver nation. fuck every other book like im sorry this one wins u cant deny it #suntails

[bruciemilf]

Bitches be like " can't wait for Bruce to die lmao" and then have 10 consecutive panic attacks when Bruce gets sick for longer than a week (Jason Todd, Jason Todd is bitches)

#like literally i feel like we should talk more about the after effects of becoming robin but like. actively #like imagine your dad getting jumped by 10 people jump and having to shake them off. if he cant?? tough!! if he CAN? you still had #to be quiet in the batmobile as you watch your dad get hurt. sure it may be batman taking the punches but bruce takes the pain #like?? little jason todd crying when he sees bruce get beat up on patrol for the first time. he wins but he's still injured-- idk dude its #cool to think abt. #jason todd #bruce wayne #text #text post #dc #dc comics #batfamily #batdad

[faburin]

Ran in Touhou 19 be like

#touhou #touhou project #touhou 19 #touhou unfinished dream of all living ghost #touhou udoalg #ran yakumo #chen #toby fox is winning too much in this life i cant believe he got ran as a playable character........... #no youmu in this game sadly #i am coping #my art #faburin #touhou fanart

[mwagneto]

i don't rly care about what's going on with the mcu multiverse or the plot or whatever the only metric of quality wrt deadpool 3 is whether him and wolverine fuck nasty or not. they won't but disney had the potential to make the greatest movie of all time

#bisexual wolverine will win either way coz either he's bi (win) or i'll delude myself into thinking he's bi (win) #for the record i dont rly care abt him like that i dont need bi wolverine to win i just need disney to lose #plus bi wolverine already won in x-men 2: x2: x-men united (2003) #marvel #mcu #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool & wolverine #wolverine #james howlett #wade wilson #deadpool x wolverine #i hate tagging marvel there's so many sub categories. but i cant not

[minubell]

Incredibly funny how Sauron just takes L after L after L throughout his entire life.

#Tides of War #Art #Silmamemes #Sauron #Mairon #Cant win em all #Seriously he just keeps losing #Dude at some point you gotta just give up

[beeturtlle]

mika egashira yuri

#mika egashira #mitsumi iwakura #mikamitsu #they r #look #i love my boy shima ok hes great #BUT THE POTENTIAL OF ONE SIDE PINING MIKAMITSU IM #MIKA JUST CANT TAKE A WIN BUT ALSO WHO COULD NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE INCREDIBLE PERSON THAT MITSUMI IS #skip to loafer #skip to yuri

[faygos]

did i say bedtime? i meant pbj(?) time

#gamtav #homestuck pb&j #gamzee makara #tavros nitram #tavros is perplexed by this seating arrangment #forgot 2 color in the back of tavross wheelchair oops he is floating #edit fixed it #wait i forgot the front wheels #cant win here