Person B: *Wakes up with their morning alarm and gets up immediately to start their day*
Person A: *Wakes up on time but stays in bed browsing silly stuff on their phone until they're so late that only a miracle can save them*
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“Movies don’t need sex scenes to be objectively good.”
Liar. Deadpool and Wolverine must have at least two gay sex scenes between the two leads or else I’m not watching
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i don't rly care about what's going on with the mcu multiverse or the plot or whatever the only metric of quality wrt deadpool 3 is whether him and wolverine fuck nasty or not. they won't but disney had the potential to make the greatest movie of all time
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Fem!Wolverine x Deadpool. Hank/Beast catching Y/N carrying another destroyed frame out of his and Jamie's room which annoys him
Hank walks by and sees Y/N carrying out pieces of a wooden bed frame…
Hank: no. not again.
Y/N: oh yeah. My girl is…wow!
Hank: we’re not covering a new one
Y/N: how else is my honey badger supposed to maintain her traction?
Hank: not my problem
Hank walks away, a little disgusted and embarrassed…
Jamie wraps her arms around Y/N…
Jamie: we could always do it against the wall, bury my claws in that.
Y/N: now you’re thinking, my beautiful Honey Badger!
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Deadpool and Wolverine fighting
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hey, don’t be so sad. if lokius not canon this week, we still have deadpool wolverine movie !!
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The sexual tension here is insaneee 🔥!!! If Ryan and Hugh end up making out in the climax of this movie, I won't be a tad bit surprised 🥰
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Wish I could dress like that everyday lol 😂
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Person A: What do you think is the safest way to survive a horror movie?
Person B: Be the cameraman.
Person A: Even they aren't 100% safe these days.
Person B: True. But even if you don't learn from other people's mistakes, you'd at least be the last one to go.
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[sleeveless spandex warning]
I had a lot of fights with the MCU’s marketing department because I really wanted this movie to be called “Deadpool 3”, but then good old Hugh started floating the idea of changing the title to “Wolverine 4”, so in retrospect I think Disney made the right call.
“Deadpool & Wolverine” is out now in theaters that offer the ability to time travel to next July.
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And if you said the first and last, and like to rp as them hiii. 👋
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Who needs Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce when you have THIS NFL power couple! TEASER! TONIGHT!
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Deadpool talks with Y/N, a Spider variant…
Deadpool: I know this is gonna be really hard to hear, but we have to break up
Y/N: Wade you and I are not that kind of-
Deadpool: I found someone else! I admit it! I’m so sorry you had to find out this way
Wolverine walks in…
Wolverine: Wilson, you coming?
Deadpool: you know I am, my sexy lumberjack
Wolverine rolls his eyes and leaves…
Deadpool: I will always cherish our memories, my Webhead. I love you.
Y/N: (confused) uhh…me too? Bye.
Deadpool walks away…
Y/N: what the hell just happened?
For @multi-fandom-enjoyer
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