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the-pink-eyed-demon · 1 year

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Inosuke clinging to the ceiling like the sleep paralysis demon of my nightmares made me laugh so hard that my vision went blurry

#he is insane your honor #my scrunkly #this season is gonna be so fun #what can possibility go wrong?#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba inosuke #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #im back baby #demon slayer inosuke #inosuke hashibira #demon slayer sunday

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val-of-the-north · 9 months

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Alberich Headcanons

Ok, starting from a headcanon I have had since I saw his face data, and one I've infected my friends with lol: He is the son of Gideon Ofnir and his study of thorn sorcery was actually encouraged and supported by him at some point. Once he learned all that he could from it though, he stopped caring about his son's pursuits, letting him know time and time again that it would be leading him to a dead end. This made Alberich really upset at him, because he thought his father didn't see the bigger picture and especially HIS worth as an asset. So yeah daddy issues... Gideon tends to do that to people apparently. It doesn't help that he really didn't step in to help his son when people made fun of him and his practices. Heck, the biggest perpetrator was Ensha, who was basically his sidekick. (My friend @katyspersonal explains this one here lol [X]) This is how little he ended up caring...

Gideon DID teach him good manners though, so at least, he did something good for his development. In fact, his politeness is the only thing he clings to sanity with. He could have been in the presence of someone he wanted to kill real badly, but his brain would instantly switch to "acceptable" mode and he would pretend to not be hurt or phased. He bows down to anyone, kisses the hand of a lady, offers people favors and tea and what have you. But while he is really capable of acting polite, in his head he is probably shifting around several topics at once, even contradicting ones, and the mask might slowly crack the more you interact with him. He starts relatively normal and even pleasant and devolves from there. However once you give him reasons to snap, he will snap, spilling everything he thinks and even getting physical or violent. In recent years he has fully lost his mind, so he attacks anyone who approaches the lower part of the Roundtable. Despite that, he still can't shake off his polite attitude fully.

In spite of his violence and having no qualms with murder and sacrifices, he is also deeply attached to the concept of repentance. He will kill you if you wrong him, but killing is wrong to him, no matter what, so he will punish himself for any misdeed or sacrifice. Repentance and punishment is a key part of the reason sinners are able to see the Blood Star and Red Glintstone, so he performs self-flagellation with the use of thorn sorcery, kinda like what's implied the Fire Prelates do to bolster religious fervor/encouragement by making thorny whips in the style of the briars of sin. This is how his experiments led him to start growing Red Glintstone on his head. He sins and punishes himself, and will do this for as long as he needs to really understand the profane world only repenting sinners discover. He is pretty much insane in that regard lol

He still wishes his father will crawl back to him once he really discovers the true potential of this form of sorcery... it's no surprise then that he actually REALLY hates Nepheli and thinks she took HIS spot. He hates her so much, even though he'd probably like her as a person under normal circumstances. They have personally never interacted, and Nepheli only knows Alberich from stories she has been told... she actually feels really sorry for his fall from grace. His heresy goes against her beliefs as a warrior, but she'd actually respect his willingness to punish himself for doing what he does... though personally, she'd still rather he didn't do it in the first place, as it still sullies his honor and very soul, at least according to her.

He is incredibly lonely and yearns for someone to keep him company and understand him, someone that might indulge in his insanity and rituals. He's had no luck, and most other thorn sorcerers aren't really interested in the way Alberich pursues his goals. They are just suffering from their sins, they don't need to know anything else... besides, they are always accompanied by the Fire Monks who act as their wardens, so it's not as if they can leave anyways. He has had a few chats with Rogier, seeing as they are both heretical sorcerers, though the latter knows very well not to jump down where Alberich resides, despite the numerous invitations of his "friend" from below… it's unclear if Alberich would actually hurt him if he jumped down. Even the man himself doesn't know what he'd do. He still desperately hopes to find a kindred spirit that would understand his need of sacrificing and punishing himself... also his taste for blood.

He is kind of addicted to that stuff and sees it as the most intimate way to get close to someone... to consume each other's blood is a divine experience in his eyes... You'd think that he'd be attracted to Mohg's blood covenant then, but he actually despises them with fervor. They revel in violence and corruption, completely skipping the part where they repent for their misdeeds. They are barbarians to him, their blood formless and teeming with insects and filth, while his is pure and solid, taking the form of thorns and gems. That's the true form of power through blood, not their cessblood. To him, the Mohgwyn Dynasty is a bunch of charlatans and lunatics. (something something pot calling the kettle black lmao)

He also thinks Raya Lucaria is ran by ignorant fools. He cannot even step in because of their aversion to his abhorrent sorcery. He, like Sellen, is permanently banned... but unlike Sellen he was never even there to begin with. This is how much they hate the dude ahah, but he hates them right back. Speaking of Sellen, She and Alberich might actually get along. She doesn't seem like the type to judge and might even enjoy the dedication that brought him to grow glintstone on his head like the old masters Azur and Lusat. They also both hate those idiot followers of the Lord of Blood, so yeah, they'd be friends ahah. Sadly though, they only know of each other in passing and neither ever looked into the other since they are doing different pursuits.

And while I gave Kat the ugly with my "Alberich is Gideon's son" headcanon, she gave ME the ugly with her "Alberich is trans" headcanon ahahah. The fact the Academy closes its doors to him means he can't do the rebirthing ritual that Rennala offers and that might have actually pissed him off quite a bit. Though there are still methods for him to appear masculine without the full rebirth process. Still, it must be incredibly annoying to be denied that by a group of people that you despise. (Also, just to clarify, I don't think the jeering tongues that brought him to madness included transphobia ahahah. I assume no one freaking cares in a world like Elden Ring's)

So yeah, here's my headcanons on him. I love this guy, he is such a creecher...

#elden ring #mad tongue alberich #sir gideon ofnir #ensha of the royal remains #nepheli loux #sorcerer rogier #sorceress sellen #I love little dudes who never speak once in the game #he is insane your honor #and ready to fucking kill you #and then punish himself for doing so #I hope this can give comfort to anyone that's ever been killed by him several times lol #val-post

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missmeinyourbones · 1 year

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#WHY WOULD HE SAY THIS…… UMPROMPTED #HE IS INSANE YOUR HONOR #this c.ai stuff is quite literally insane

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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“This reminds me of playtime back home,” Diana’s smile is pearly and smudged with blood, and Bruce struggles not to stare.

He won’t point out that she just ripped an alien apart with her bare hands and way too little effort.

He wants to. Anyone would have words faced with gods, but he doesn’t trust his conversation skills.

“Hn.”

“Boy, you’re a chatty one,” Green Lantern is positively insufferable.

He’s whip-smart, dangerously brave, selfless and tactical when needs be, but insufferable all the same, “ Also, cool boomerang.”

Defensive, Bruce grips the gadget a little closer to his hip, “It’s a batarang.” And it was my son’s idea. Of course it’s impressive.

The brunette snorts, Diana chuckling alongside him, both entirely too bright for the gore on their clothes, “Oh yeah, that sounds so much better. But you obviously know how to handle it, I’ll tell you that much,”

inwardly, Bruce frowns. Why would he design a weapon he couldn’t use?

“Yes, your combat skills are impressive! You must do your tribe proud,”

Involuntarily, his head lowers in embarrassment. The cowl feels ten times hotter now, and he wants to snarl at Superman for tugging at the pointy ears. His smile just blinds him too much, that’s all.

Aquaman picks body matter out of his hair, beach sand blonde, sending The Flash a smirk Bruce assumes is teasing.

He can’t quite tell. They’ve known each other for 10 hours, 20 minutes, and 32 seconds, and an odd, familiar energy had settled. “At least you’re not the only nerd in class.”

The Flash is young; Bruce notes the eagerness in his footsteps, the reckless courage, the perseverance to fight for the world and against it;

More than anything, he notices pride sparking a light in his chest.

“Not a nerd!"

"Whatever, speedy,"

"This nerd saved your well-conditioned ass! But anyway, DUDE, – I mean, can we talk about the tech? Just, – I need to know how you designed that utility belt, because holy FUCK, -,”

There’s a full minute of just animated hand gestures, plentiful explanations, queries, and Bruce of course pays attention to all of it.

The Flash, – Barry, as he accidentally revealed five minutes in, too lost in excitable rambling to notice, – stops, frowns,

“Uh, dude? I mean, obviously, the whole,” he gestures to the entirety of Bruce, “Man Bat thing, that rocks, but isn’t it easier to just use your powers?”

Superman’s fingers snap, “I was wondering about that! Why didn’t you?”

But there’s an underlying hint that the man already suspects it; It makes Bruce’s teeth grind anxiously, looking around expectant, curious eyes,

“I don’t have superpowers,” the truth spills in a rush, and Bruce doesn’t take it back in time.

They share stunned looks between them, but sky-blue eyes, peppered with a ring of brown in the left one, those stay on him. He’s uncomfortable with the appreciative gleam.

Superman smirks, “We should do this again!”

#do you ever go crazy insane over bruce being the only human - mortal - member of the JL and not only keeping up with LITERAL OTHERWORDLY #super beings. and demi gods. and metahumans that bend and break the law of physics #but actively shocking them with how capable and resistant and enduring he is #cause i do. i am INSANE abt him actually. but also!! your honor they are FRIENDS #the justice league #dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #barry allen #arthur curry #hal jordan #diana prince #wonder woman #clark kent #superbat #text

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matchamiko · 24 days

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I think Bokuto is so intense and needy in bed. In a skinship, desperate to kiss you, hold you, touch you kinda way.

His favourite position is with you in top so you can wrap your forearms around his thick, bulging shoulders and bury your head in his throat. Chest to chest, his lips on your hair line or whimpering into your ear, his arms magnetised around your waist, hands spanning your back to under your arms, just shy of your breasts. Every part of you is always touching, bellies clenching and flexing against one another, thighs slipping and sliding from sweat and slick. His pubes mash against your clit with every grind, every pulse of his hips into yours.

And Bokuto whines, he huffs and tells you he loves you, loves your pussy and your eyes and your tits and the way you cum so messy and teary. Face scrunched in pain when you dig your nails into his skin, louder and messier with every milking clench of your cunt. Nd he’s hiccuping his way through his orgasm, pleading and promising and trying to bury himself deep in your soul, curl into your chest and the cavern of your loins. Bokuto just loves and loves and loves when there’s no space between the two of you, hearts beating as one and breaths mingling between your open mouths .

#bokuto x reader #haikyuu smut #I just I just love him ur honor #the headcanons of crazy animalistic insane sloppy sex r great #but I just wanna delve into his insecurities and his need for praise and reassurance #and how that would manifest as some of the cuddliest clingiest neediest sex in your life #loved missionary too like adores it he’s caging u in and sticking his tongue down ur throat the entire time #miko.muses #Bokuto smut

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thefrsers · 4 months

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I AM NEVER GONNA SHUTUP ABOUT THESE😭😭😭

#LIKE WHERE HAVE THESE BEEN ALL THESE YEARS #WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THESE GEMS FROM US THE INJUSTICE #LOOK AT THEMMMMMM AND LOOK AT HOW HES GRETTING WITH A BIG OL SMILE I CANT #AND THE BOTTOM TWO PICS BUT ESPECIALLY THAT ONE HES SIDE EYING #ASDFGHJKL LOSING MY MIND GOING INSANE CLIMBING THE WALLS #LIKE MY HEART IS HAPPY AND FULL I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR #samcait #marie txts #😭😭😭😭😭😭

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months

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In 1962, Vincent Price joined with Sears and Roebuck to compile a collection of Fine art for their customers. Vincent purchased and chose each individual piece, and his wife Mary framed every one. He also would write a small "synopsis" of the piece, explaining what it is, why he chose it, and a little backstory about the artist.