The only qte in this game that I actually like
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sabine: i've been told that i have a really unique way of lighting up the rooms i enter
shin: .... and that is a really unique way of telling us you are a pyromaniac arsonist
ezra: you literally have ten arson charges, sabine
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Will Graham, an empath: The suspect woke up at exactly 11am EST this morning, had a quart of milk and some cheerios, then strangled his wife at exactly 12:42 pm EST to the opening tune of Sesame street.
Also Will after 3 seasons of grandiose cannibalistic courting rituals and murderous displays of affection: ...is Hannibal...in love with me...??
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Going through my old notebooks and I just have to say: shoutout to 13 y/o me for being an absolute comedic genius
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Midoriya, barging in: I think I'm in love with Kacchan.
Todoroki: ...Sorry?
Midoriya: I'm definitely in love-
Todoroki: No I heard you the first time, and I feel very sorry for you.
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[Image description: A screenshot of a text conversation. The contact name at the top is Bruce.
Bruce: "It is clear in the lease: no metas allowed in Gotham. Sorry."
The reply is a picture of Duke Thomas, smiling and wearing his Signal uniform.
Bruce: "OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite"
Bruce's last name has been grayed out. The words "meta" and "Gotham" are thinner and smaller than the rest of the text. The picture of Duke has blurred edges and bleeds out of the original text box it was edited over]
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Ben: So what's your plan for getting past those dipshits?
Jeff: Live bait.
Ben: Good idea. *realizes it's him* Hey-!
Toby: C'mon Ben you're the only one who can make a distraction.
Ben: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
*Heavy drums*
Ben: LUAU~!! 👁👄👁
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